Diavolo: Who's that kid with the weird hair? Josuke: What the HELL did you say about my hair?!

Honestly they would be an unstoppable pair. -The ability to heal each other -The strength and speed of Josuke -The tactical perspective of Giorno -The Perseverance of TWO Joestars -The life giving powers of Giorno -And most importantly, THE COLLECTIVE DRIPP of the two is immense.

Basically Josuke being in any Part turns it into a slice of life Anime, because no one dies and everyone has fun.

Josuke and Giorno meet: Giorno: That's a weird hairstyle *Part 5 ends*

"Oi Josuke! I used my stand, ZA HANDO, to erase this pink haired guy and now I'm the boss of the Mafia! Ain't that wacky?"

Josuke: What's with your hair? Giorno: What's with YOUR hair? Josuke: What's with MY HAIR?!

Remember, every Diavolo death is canon. So this version of events is too.

I just realized both Josuke and Giorno: -Have healing powers -"exotic" hairstyles -A heart shape in their chest -Are the unlegitimate sons of a Jojo hamon user -Have a piano in their themes -Don't travel to any other country in their seasons -Don't have "jo" in their surnames -Don't appear in their following parts

Josuke: “I restored the skipped time.” Diavolo: “Wha-” Josuke: “Kore ga requiem da.”

If Josuke was fighting Diavolo and he insults his hair, the fight would be over in seconds Parte 5 Fine

Jotaro: “Find this guy somewhere in Italy.” Koichi: “Will Josuke come with me too?” Jotaro: *”He’s still in the Hospital. He posed too hard remember?”*

Diavolo: *insults josuke's hair* Josuke: So you have chosen.... *D E A T H*

Giorno: *_PREPARE FOR TROUBLE_* Josuke: *_AND MAKE IT DOUBLE_*

Crazy Diamond Requiem Ability: kills anyone that criticizes Josuke’s hair

Josuke right in front of Jotaro: I want to travel the world! Jorato: *sends Koichi to Italy instead*

If he was in part 5, he’d take his piano back from Giorno

Bruno to Josuke: How are you two related? Josuke: Hes the son of the vampire that stole my great grandfathers body. Bruno: *weird italian noises*

Bruno: okay everyone in the turtle Josuke: *heavy breathing*

Giorno: your hairstyle is shit Josuke: *ok it’s time for part 6 now*

Doppio, uses Josuke's hair as a phone Josuke, ends him Diavolo, is now dead

Josuke: Hey guys! I’m here to help you guys kill the boss! Everyone: Fugo: disappears

Remember when Jotaro told Josuke that Josuke is basicially Jotaros uncle? Imagine the same kind of conversation with Josuke and Giorno. Giorno: So how are we related? Josuke: Well basicially youre my Grandfather.

If Josuke was in part 5 he literally saves the entire Bruno squad. The only thing that worries me is the body swap because of SCR.

I would imagine josuke having great respect for giorno's reasons of trying to help stop drug usage and brtter his town. Kind of like he wanted to help morioh be a better place or something. Josuke would probably like to help giorno.

Mista: So which part are you in? Josuke: I am from Part *4* Why are you asking? Mista: *Triggered Italian Noise*

Just Imagine Josuke Doing The Torture Dance

I think the reason why araki didn't put josuke in part 5 was because he noticed that the other gang might insult josuke's hair and josuke will end up killing them and it won't be fun anymore, i think araki's assistants figured it out actually

I feel like giorno would never discover his healing ability if josuke was doing all the healing anyways, not giving giorno any reason to try and heal himself or anything like that

If Josuke was in part 5, you’d probably have half as much deaths since you’d have Crazy Diamond and Gold Experience’s healing powers combined. That and it’d just be great to see Josuke again, rather than locking such a good Jojo behind one part. :{ (Gappy sadly doesn’t count, even if I like him too.)

*“if Josuke was in part 5”* Me: imagine 7 page dorara

Koichi is one of the few human Rohan actually likes, so granting Koichi temporarily ability to speak Italian is in character. He's highly unlike to extend that benefit to Josuke, who he hated.

“Well, the dude uncooked spaghetti.” I don’t know why, but that killed me

Mista and Fugo stare at Trish's chest. Josuke: *Puts his Jacket on Trish* You need to bundle up there, you're going to catch a cold dear.

if Josuke Was in Part 5, *He Would Be Scared Of Turtle polnareff*

If josuke was in part 5 , mista wouldn't feel pain while being healed.

If Josuke was in part 5, their goals will be easy peasy - shortened story. Seriously, Josuke's healing powers are something to behold, any team will take him in and put him on a pedestal.

So, this title is basically “What if Koichi wasn’t such a reliable guy”

La Squadra wouldn’t stand a chance if they made fun of Josuke’s hair

I just realized that if Giorno or Josuke ever got hurt they could just heal each other, that’s really broken.

I'd like to see a scene where Josuke is introduced to the gang and someone like Narancia or Mista talks about his hair, and Josuke is calm about it. It could show his growth as a person after the events of part 4 where he would probably be more composed

Imagine Josuke’s reaction to Bruno being revived and have sudden flashbacks to what Jotaro said about reviving people

Did we miss the fact we could have had a fully healed polnareff

convinced that the only reason why Koichi was sent to Italy instead of Josuke is because Rohan refused to make Josuke proficient in Italian, so Jotaro just decided to send Koichi instead

Josuke: So, you weren't born with blonde hair? Giorno: Yes, in fact my hair changed color as my Gold Experience became stronger and more apparent Josuke: Oh, sweet, I wish my Crazy Diamond would fix my hair everyday, keeping it like this is kinda tiring Giorno:Oh? I guess that would be convenient I like what you did to it, by the way, makes you stand out from other people Josuke: Oh, thanks Narancia: Hey, Giorno! There you are. What are you doing here? And who's the guy with the goofy haircut with you Josuke: DAFUQ DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!?

I remember seeing fanart of Josuke and Giorno as a Yin and Yang to each other. Both of them had become seasoned JoJo veterans, Giorno as a mafia boss, and Josuke, who followed after his grandfather by joining the force. Two Joestar on opposite sides of the law, chained to each other by fate as they fight towarda a common goal. To quote one of the comments, "we were robbed of this interaction."

I betcha Aerosmith could use Josuke’s hair as a runway

im aware that each part of Jojo has its own distinct style, but sometimes I collectively think of it as one style bc its not entirely different, so seeing characters drawn in the style of other parts is so intriguing.

Plot twist: Some guy probably insult Josuke hair, and then Josuke definetly got mad. And Giorno trying to stop both of them, but the guy that insult Josuke's hair also insult Giorno's hair. Because Giorno's starts to feel mad, and he has the personality of his dad, DIO. They'll finally start to give that guy 7 page of Dora and Muda. that's a nice combo right?

>statistically, there are people out there who don’t want a Giorno/Josuke Buddy Cop story with a groovy soundtrack where they take on international crime syndicates How tragic.

Imagine Giorno doing the termite trick with the arrow and it comes off, then when everyone forgets about it, Josuke picked up the edge and fixes it, securing the arrow. Crazy Diamond Requiem?

He’s my favourite Jojo, I would have loved to have seen him again

If Josuke was in part 5, so would Okuyasu. Those bois are inseparable

Here's perhaps an idea: What if the Jotaro had taken the Morioh Warriors to fight Pucci?

*If josuke went to Italy* Random Italian: what a wierd hair cut ... Josuke: WHAT DID YOU SAY AABOUT MY HAIR !? *josuke gets arrested for assaulting random Italian*

Josuke can restore Mista’s rounds, giving him infinite ammunition

Honestly, one of my favourite parts of part 4 and part 5 was that they weren’t too involved with the previous parts, like i know that jotaro was in part 4 but he didn’t take over and let the duwang gang do their own thing. One of my favourite things about part 5 is how it’s fairly self contained. When polnareff appears, it’s like a callback and not trying to insert the past into part 5

if Josuke is in Part 5 then then there'd be a Support Role overload _we need a lot more damage_

Things that would be very interesting in this situation: 1. Josuke telling Giorno the whole truth: Obviously Jotaro would have calmly told the whole story of the Joestar family to Josuke before sending him to Italy, that would make the bastard son of Joseph tell it to Giorno sooner or later who would possibly have a small existential crisis because being the son of someone who did so much damage even to his new friend (the death of Josuke's grandfather somehow became DIO's fault) for more than a century is something he certainly wouldn't expect. 2. Diavolo: Josuke would really hate Diavolo, DIO did a lot of damage but Diavolo was the one who sold the arrows one of which arrived to Morioh and created Killer Queen so the main character of part 4 would take the matter personally with this mafia boss, this would have an impact on Giorno who would understand the rage of his friend giving him another reason to beat the boss. 3. Polnareff: Whether he manages to find information a little earlier or they meet when he arrives at the coliseum, the encounter between Josuke and Polnareff would end up connecting the three parts, with the Frenchman having a brief moment of joy remembering Joseph before going after Chariot Requiem. 4. Interactions with the rest of the cast: With Josuke being the seventh member of Bruno's gang for that mission alone (taking Trish to the Boss and then going to kill the Boss), the Higashitaka's kind and open personality (when he's calm) would lead him into conversations with the others, It's not that he would become friends with everyone, but having gone through equally stressful situations, people like Abbachio would pay attention to him and respect him. In fact, with respect to the latter, I can imagine that he might end up liking Josuke but not Giorno, generating an interesting dynamic in the group.

"the man uncooked spaghetti" i forgot about this, thank you for reminding me of that wonderful scene

Now I have the image in my head where Josuke tries to "Restore" the "tea" from the gang's introduction and suddenly out of nowhere the liquid flies back to where it came from

Josuke: *Wanted to go overseas* Jotaro: *But sorry, I have Koichi, my son.*

Bruno: "STICKY FINGE-" Josuke: *repairs everything that is zipped* Bruno: "Wait that's illegal"

Considering that 95% of the people in part 5 die, it’s better that he wasn’t.

Dude part 5 would be too easy with Josuke in it. He would be just too OP

Josuke could have healed Polnareff's mangled body, making him fit to fight off Diavolo

We probably wouldn't have the greatest part 5 scene of giorno "healing" mista ;)

What if, as Josuke got older, it took more to set him off about his hair, like he’d mature more and, like Jotoro, got his anger under control. Though, there would still be times that if people went to far, he’d make them wish that he’d turned them into a rock.

Everyone in part 5: what a bad hair Josuke ultra mad: CRAZY DIAMOND REQUIEM

"If he is in part 5 the Part 5 will be named Fighting Gold & Diamond"

Next up do “What if Fugo was in part 5.”

Diavolo: I can predict the future Josuke: oh really? Then what show will I watch after I beat you Diavolo: Dora? Josuke: DORA DORA DORA DORA

Josuke: i restored time with my stand that can restore everything broken so time was broken and I returned it to normal. Diavolo: so you are literally better than giorno. Josuke: is yes I’m of course

Jotaro: Is Giorno Dio's son Koichi: yes Jotaro: *leaves Giorno and Polnareff to deal with someone with abilities on the same level as Dio*

Diavoli: That hair looks dumb Josuke: *TIME TO GO REQUIEM*

I feel like Josuke would choose to go with Giorno. He seems a rather family oriented person, and with Giorno being the son of Dio, it seems highly likely that he'd go. I mean, there are too many pros to the cons. Josuke could stay overseas, travel, help reform a dangerous gang, and more than anything, he could get to know more family and teach Giorno about the Joestars as he knows it. Tons of potential for growth on either side that Josuke is too smart to turn down.

Jotaro is a grown man having kids missing days and weeks of school for some random guys

*Jojo’s bizarre adventure: Part 5 Gold is indisputable*

Here's another scenario.. What if Josuke was in part 6? I've thought about this in my head a few times. Like say, the Speedwagon Foundation contacts Josuke after Jotaro is out of commission. I imagine Josuke as a police officer in Morioh or something at this point. He would be 28 years old, coincidentally the same age as Jotaro when he was in part 4. He flies to Florida to meet Jolyne and help her in Jotaro's stead. They're family, so he doesn't mind. Besides, Jotaro helped Josuke back in Morioh, so the least he could do is help his daughter. I also imagine Shizuka coming along, maybe secretly, since Josuke would think it's too dangerous for her to join. She would be about 12 years old. Although, young, maybe she would've honed her invisibility powers at this point and over time they could even develop. Jojo kids tend to be quite clever. Idk.. Just a headcanon, since I'm sad we never get to see these characters after part 4. So I make up a lot of what ifs too.. :(

Jotaro: “You are hunting Giorno.” Koichi: “Which way?” Jotaro: *”In the direction of Giorno.”*

"he the son of Joseph, so i just don't see him dying" had me laughing, i see what you did there.

In a simple guy. I see a jostar in a different part, I *CLICK*

Koichi in 2 parts JOSEPH IN 3 PARTS *_OCEAN MAN IN 4 PARTS_*

Goirno: So what you're telling me is, I'm technically your Great-Uncle? How...𝓫𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓪𝓻𝓮.

when you put a picture of rohan kissing shrek, i actually jumped out of my chair.

“It is just extremely hard to take Joseph out” Dio: that’s where your wrong buddy

Diavolo: “I see you’ve been reduced to a wheel c hair polnareff” Josuke: “DID HE JUST INSULT MY HAIR?!?!”

Bruno: dang, Josuke was it? That’s some weird hair you got th-

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Part 5 Josuke isnt real he can't hurt you Part 5 Josuke:

I feel like part 4 Josuke might have difficulty with the frequency Giorno (and Passione in general) kill opponents. I think he would definitely try to turn the La Squadra members to their side. I'm not sure if it would work, but it could be good considering their goals end up being pretty similar.

Rohan was more than happy to help Josuke's Italian lessons, not to help him as much as to get rid of him by sending him to the other side of the planet.

Gionro:"accident heal josuke hair and make it weird" Josuke: *crazy diamond requiem*

If josuke was in part 5 josuke and giorno can just heal each other and it would just be broken asf

Imagine if Okuyasu would go to Italy and just erase Giorno with his car after he would steal his stuff Like: "Stealing my stuff, eh? Za Hando!" And then everything would be fecked because Giorno would be literally deleted from the face of the Earth

One thing I think would happen is that josuke would be hella mad watching Giorno revive buccurati

Besides Jotaro's very small role, I kinda like how Giorno is the only JoJo in this part and instead have returning supporting characters from previous parts instead, kinda like in Part 2. It makes the world feel more connected beyond DIO, Joseph, and Jotaro

if Josuke was in part 5 he would HAVE to do the torture dance there's no denying it

Both are healers Both have the best johair Both have similar shirt U FELL FOR IT FOOL TUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

You can’t say that we’d have the same amount of episodes when we could get an extra where Josuke takes Mista hunting

I feel like Josuke would kinda counter out Giorno. Like with the Luggage to frog situation, couldn't josuke just use his restoration and make the frog back to koichi's luggage?