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What If Newton Invented Chess

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Chess Simp

Chess Simp

4 ай бұрын

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@focus51006
@focus51006 4 ай бұрын
I thought it would be chess gravity but it was "I'm better than some guy"
@CubePVZ
@CubePVZ 4 ай бұрын
same here
@JJ_R
@JJ_R 4 ай бұрын
An “I’m better than my viewers” video that doesn’t involve a viewer? …What if your opponent *_is_* a viewer of yours, and you don’t even know it?
@expepem189xl3
@expepem189xl3 4 ай бұрын
He is still better, you know?
@anzyroadside2374
@anzyroadside2374 4 ай бұрын
That's such an out-of-the-box thought that it just might be true.
@Gugnar678
@Gugnar678 4 ай бұрын
That could be the case in every video, and usually the viewer has an advantage with their pieces/set up. This game was pretty much a normal game
@Eira_99
@Eira_99 4 ай бұрын
Wow man yer, what if!?!?!? Way to ruin one of the best comments with some lame ass extra bs at the end.
@moon4tzuyupokeonce41
@moon4tzuyupokeonce41 4 ай бұрын
We are the viewers and we are still here though...
@christianganslmayer9780
@christianganslmayer9780 4 ай бұрын
"I cannot take that knight as mentioned before... b4"
@lmabacus404
@lmabacus404 4 ай бұрын
Nowadays b4 and before sound different in his videos. I still remember his earliest videos where they sounded the same.
@ComfortingColourlessLight
@ComfortingColourlessLight 4 ай бұрын
Was hoping for something with special gravity rules.
@martinxvidxb
@martinxvidxb 4 ай бұрын
yeah, like alternating direction for pawns. Horizontally or vertically.
@amazingfireboy1848
@amazingfireboy1848 4 ай бұрын
Same. I wonder why the variant was even called that if it has nothing to do with Newton?
@aomafura3374
@aomafura3374 4 ай бұрын
What was the rules again? Lol
@fafdsfr
@fafdsfr 4 ай бұрын
​@@aomafura3374Different starting position
@vittocrazi
@vittocrazi 4 ай бұрын
Because "calculate in advance" IS a refference on newton inventing calculus. ​@@amazingfireboy1848
@shitpostingstevebecauseall6279
@shitpostingstevebecauseall6279 4 ай бұрын
I always love when you start your video with a strange non-sequitur cold open and you have to remind the viewers that its actually a chess video.
@RoundShades
@RoundShades 4 ай бұрын
Me: "you just unstuck pawns with Knight, right?" Simp: *destabilizes board in amazing way*
@Infarlock
@Infarlock 4 ай бұрын
Turns out that this rook move was totally calculated for a checkmate in 1 in the future
@satwiksahu486
@satwiksahu486 4 ай бұрын
Surprisingly simp didn't threaten any cats today
@andarerYT
@andarerYT 4 ай бұрын
I was expecting some rule that would make the name make sense... Seems it's just a position after all?
@EDoyl
@EDoyl 4 ай бұрын
butterfly effect, in parallel universe chess pieces are red and stones grow on trees.
@ScipiPurr
@ScipiPurr 4 ай бұрын
"I'm better than my paid actors"
@bluesbest1
@bluesbest1 4 ай бұрын
"Nevermind." Another chilling line, but less so than his other one-liners. Also, can someone more versed in Chess tell me why this is balanced, even though it doesn't look particularly balanced? Yellow is missing a Knight, yet they've got 3 extra pawns? Also, could anyone explain the positioning? This almost feels like a Tic-Tac-Toe game given how few opening moves are at all possible and every single one of them ends in losing the piece that got moved.
@LoudWaffle
@LoudWaffle 4 ай бұрын
It’s balanced not because the point material is equal, but because as you said the board is so tight that every movement allows for a response from the opponent - but the goal of both players is to promote a pawn ASAP, hence the name because the pawns are “falling” to the back rank, and you just need to calculate so your pawn reaches there first. So both players need to balance countering their opponent’s movements with getting their own side of the board in motion.
@San-lh8us
@San-lh8us 4 ай бұрын
@@LoudWaffle i was going to answer something like that, but since you already did, can you tell me why that last pawn to g3 sealed the deal? wouldn't it have been a checkmate anyway if that pawn didn't move?
@flint9759
@flint9759 4 ай бұрын
@@San-lh8us Probably because the opponent had better alternatives that weren't M1, such as Rh3. Rh3 makes the game a lot more complicated because Simp playing Rg1+ can easily lead to the opponent getting 2 passed pawns.
@theominouspigeon
@theominouspigeon 4 ай бұрын
isac chesston
@LittleCrowYT
@LittleCrowYT 4 ай бұрын
New challebge, but it's probably been suggested/done before: all checks and checkmate has to be done from at least 4 squares away. So King space space space Piece
@mince-raftalt165
@mince-raftalt165 4 ай бұрын
Newton does calculate lol
@Levelgap
@Levelgap 4 ай бұрын
That last move looks like a paid actor move
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles 4 ай бұрын
What even makes this Newton chess? The “gravity” of all the stacked pawns?
@seetnab
@seetnab 4 ай бұрын
3000 games in 3 years is impressive My father with 21000 games in 3 years: "Pathetic"
@Zulk_RS
@Zulk_RS 4 ай бұрын
I am lost. What are the rules for this variant? Is it just Chess but with a different starting position?
@person8064
@person8064 4 ай бұрын
Stealing from another person's comment, because of the way the board is set up you're supposed to rush to promote your pawns to win. You could say the pawns are "falling" towards the back rank. Though yeah there's no special rules
@8Kazuja8
@8Kazuja8 4 ай бұрын
There are no rules, it's just a different starting position. The idea is that both sides are essentially built like really elaborate jenga towers where you trade pieces until a pawn can "fall" into a promotion, usually allowing you to finish the game with the advantage.
@myshaagarwal1976
@myshaagarwal1976 4 ай бұрын
Yes it is
@Moleoflands
@Moleoflands 4 ай бұрын
He could have moved the pawn immediately behind it and then it is not a forced mate, or moved the rook to threaten bishop and block the checkmate threat
@kristofkalman2659
@kristofkalman2659 4 ай бұрын
Play four player chess
@batlrar
@batlrar 4 ай бұрын
Four player chess, but you first trash talk the other players so they all target you. (If they have a chat function, of course)
@alexandrunastasia
@alexandrunastasia 4 ай бұрын
So he can get 300% winrate
@carealoo744
@carealoo744 4 ай бұрын
​@@batlrarI think the fun of four-player chess is wondering if your opponents are going to attack you specifically or if they're going to attack somebody else
@batlrar
@batlrar 4 ай бұрын
@@carealoo744 I agree, but it would be a challenge fitting of this channel if he were to do that. I wouldn't mind him doing just plain 4-player, though!
@Mixylocrian
@Mixylocrian 4 ай бұрын
As someone who loves ketchup but hates mustard, I enjoyed the outcome of this video
@dantemeriere5890
@dantemeriere5890 4 ай бұрын
This was brutal.
@amazingfireboy1848
@amazingfireboy1848 4 ай бұрын
I mean, that last pawn move didn't make the checkmate any more possible.
@dustlass
@dustlass 4 ай бұрын
My favorite season of JoJo was definitely Stone Gravitation
@user-re6zi7vz7j
@user-re6zi7vz7j 3 ай бұрын
0:05 "invented"
@yuvalne
@yuvalne 4 ай бұрын
okay so literally what is the point of this variant? just the position?
@Emporer_flimsy_whale_LL
@Emporer_flimsy_whale_LL 4 ай бұрын
Yes
@onebear6504
@onebear6504 4 ай бұрын
I can't believe you didn't realize the first knight is so free. I think you're definitely hiding some secret game plan from us in terms of "advanced calculations". Brilliant move.
@farouqbaiti4315
@farouqbaiti4315 4 ай бұрын
That was a complicated position but at the end it was simple for Simp cause he’s smart.😏
@zacharygrouwinkel1534
@zacharygrouwinkel1534 4 ай бұрын
(This is a chess video)
@n0br.a1n
@n0br.a1n 4 ай бұрын
Please try blindfold chess
@someaccount5200
@someaccount5200 4 ай бұрын
4:00 at this position, Ke7 BG4+ KF7 RF1# was also an option
@GerhardTreibheit
@GerhardTreibheit 4 ай бұрын
now you are just flexing
@littleladlarry
@littleladlarry 4 ай бұрын
All that calculating really paid off. Just like the paid actor in the video wtf was bro doing?
@lonelyPorterCH
@lonelyPorterCH 4 ай бұрын
That first move just blundered a horsie^^ Edit: hmm, okay, maybe not
@Moleoflands
@Moleoflands 4 ай бұрын
All moves simp can make lose a horse or rook
@lonelyPorterCH
@lonelyPorterCH 4 ай бұрын
@@Moleoflands I see
@thesmasher.
@thesmasher. 4 ай бұрын
it was b8 queen not b7
@Tathanic
@Tathanic 4 ай бұрын
what was the point of this
@konodavideda5981
@konodavideda5981 4 ай бұрын
Is 3000 in 3 years really impressive? I think I might have a problem
@Boss-_
@Boss-_ 4 ай бұрын
Pretty boring "variant", gotta say
@littleladlarry
@littleladlarry 4 ай бұрын
Did you not notice the colors were different? Revolutionary changes, I think.
@myshaagarwal1976
@myshaagarwal1976 4 ай бұрын
​@@littleladlarryyes the most unique variant
@thatonechannel7073
@thatonechannel7073 4 ай бұрын
1. comme-
@NoomStuff
@NoomStuff 4 ай бұрын
Video 109 of asking simp to play fps chess
@GrenYT
@GrenYT 4 ай бұрын
Isn't this just smurfing smh
@RaceBandit
@RaceBandit 4 ай бұрын
Not as much as with vanilla.
@vincentschult1725
@vincentschult1725 4 ай бұрын
Here is the starting FEN and the PGN of the game: [FEN "6nk/3p2pr/p2Pp1pb/p2pP1p1/Pp1Pp1P1/1P1pP3/NR1P4/KNB5 w - - 0 1"] 1. Na3 bxa3 2. Rb1 Nf6 3. b4 Kg8 4. b5 axb5 5. axb5 Nxg4 6. b6 Nxe3 7. dxe3 g4 8. b7 Bxe3 9. b8=Q+ Kf7 10. Bxe3 g3 11. Rf1# 1-0
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