Cop: I smell pot You: I do too, I smelled it right when you walked up. Lets call your supervisor.

This is a lot harder to remember when you are high

Cop: ur car smells like marijuana Me: whoever smelt it dealt it Cop: gosh dangit Me: ur under arrest

i get nervous around cops even when im doing nothing wrong....

So I take it that telling the cop that it's odd he smells pot because I smell bacon is a bad idea as well?

"I smell Marijuana, how high are you?" "No Officer, it's 'Hi, how are you?'".

I have had a cop lie and say he smelled alcohol arrested me charged me then made me blow, of course it was a zero. I didn't have a drop that night. Charges dismissed. If they want to get you they will.

He looks so high and still serious af 😂

He even looks high

Officer, that's not marijuana, I just haven't worn deodorant in 3 months.

just pull out the uno reverse card

I got stopped one time and of course cops wanted to search the car. I didn’t have anything but when they put me in the cruiser immediately I smelled weed. Like strong smelling odor. They come back told me the car was clean and started writing a ticket for a light out. I swear the way they were acting I think they had been smoking. They were laughing and goofing with each other. The one cop kept taking the others pen while he was writing the ticket. They let me out the car and went on their way. It was like some twilight zone shit what had happened.

hey Vsauce michael here, the police officer says he smells marijuana. But what is smell? *dramatic music*

Officer relax that's not weed, it's just my heroine *gets arrested*

Officer: Do I smell marijuana? Me: No. Officer: Me:

What's Marijuana smell like Officer ?

People going to jail for weed..... man in my country, I was hitchiking and the police wanted to search our shit. ( I didnt know I had rights when I was 16 so I let them ) but his partner went to go get gloves in his car and the other cops said to us : if you have weed, tell me right now. So after a 10 second debate with my buddy we said : we have weed and weed pipes. So the cop told us to quickly hide it somewhere, wich we did, and then his partner came to look in our shit, didnt find the weed we had just hidden, and then they let us go and the 2nd cop wink at us just before leaving. Overall it was great and it prooves that some cops are alright.

Cop: I smell marijuana Civilian: I just got pissed on by a skunk, what's your excuse for smelling like a pig ? Try at your own risk

Had a friend cop who I played hockey with. Before one game, he was pissed about the talks of the decriminalization of marijuana because he said he can't use that excuse to search cars anymore. Another time, a cop actually said he smelled it on me (it was over 4 yrs since the last time I seriously did smoke it and I owned 2 other cars since). I literally laughed and said ok, search the car. Obviously he found nothing but I just laughed because I knew he was blantely lying.

“If there’s anything in your car that smells like marijuana, for example: a bag of it” 😂

Its not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom

"Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned you might jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. They open you up to the possibility that everything you know is wrong." -Terence Mckenna

Eat the blunt when the cops pull up

1987: "But you cant smell weed in my Camaro! I sprayed Ozium!"

Why is this 4 year old video blowing up all the sudden?! And why was this in my recommended?!

'If there's anything in your car that might smell like marijuana, for example a bag of it' lol

When my friend and I were teenagers, we did get caught smoking pot in the car at a park. The cop was actually really cool. He looked at the bag and said, "This is dirt weed. All it's going to do is give you a headache. I'm gonna do you a favor, dump it on the ground and step on it." Then he let us go 😇

Officer: "I smell marijuana!" Me: "I smell bacon!"

I had an officer pull me over and pull the I smell Marijuana crap. I had him call the dog and they searched and found nothing. The officer with the dog asked me what it was the other officer smelled. I told him that the officer was probably smoking marijuana in his car and the smell was on his uniform.

An officer pulled me over said he smelt weed. The entire area smelled of skunk. The inside of my car was the one place it did not smell but I could tell he had it out for me. He gave me the speech about how they can tell if people are high (I had not smoked) so I just smiled politely until he was done. After he demanded to search my vehicle. I said I will allow it if you apologize to me after you find nothing. He searched my vehicle. Found nothing. Called back up. They searched my vehicle. Found nothing. I asked for an apology. He refused. I did not let him drive away until he 3 words. "I apologize sir". After that he said he made a note in my file and to watch my back. That year I was pulled over twice more. With no probable cause. Each time I got them to apologize as well. That was 3 years ago. No one has dared to pull me over since. Ego is a big thing to cops. If you politely make them look and feel like idiots they will eventually leave you alone because there ego can only take so much. My file now probably reads "Don't pull him over you will end up Apologizing".

I recently got a speeding ticket passing a old beat up truck when I just passed over the top of the mountain where I live. As I came over the top of the mountain I came upon a truck doing 40 with their flashers on. Rather than slam on the brakes I passed them. I had another car right behind me. The mountain grade is 8%. I had room to pass and did as not to cause an accident. The next vehicle in the opposite lane was a big red truck and directly behind him was a black unmarked state trooper. Having not slowed down to 55 yet. The trooper whipped it around. Knowing I was going to get pulled over. I automatically pulled over. I waited for him to approach. I told him the story. Which of course was to no avail. I had not had a speeding ticket in over a decade and it was also on the backside of a mountain where suddenly the speed limit switched from 70 to 55. He then went back to his car and printed me a ticket for $235. I took the ticket and thought well, what can do. Then as I was about to leave the trooper said, “do you have anything illegal in the car?” I said, “no”. He said, “I thought I smelled something.” I just looked at him like what is something? I smoke cigarettes in my car, Never marijuana. Nor has marijuana ever been smoked in my car. This was a total lie by the trooper. My car was clean. If you do smoke and someone else doesn’t the only thing one could smell is cigarette smoke. I do know what marijuana smells like and there is no way one would mistake the two smells. This is a new truck used by police which is totally subjective and is complete bs. It is dirty and is another attempt for them to abuse their power. I told him that was impossible. I do not use anything other cigarettes that could give off a “smell.” I ended with I get drug tested at my job and do not use any substance that is illegal thus backing up my statement of why that is impossible. That was all I said as not to take the bait and imply I knew what he was referring to. I know under the fifth amendment and my Miranda rights that I can choose to remain silent. That all I have to do is crack my window and give them my license and registration. But unless you want to cause a long debate and are willing to sit there and give them more time to find something else (and I didn’t have the time as I had to be somewhere to meet someone). I took the ridiculous expensive ticket. Then went to the DA. And got it reduced for an extra $30. The cops are just a part of a bloated court system that shakes people down for non criminal activities to justify their jobs. $265 dollars is over half a persons wages (at $10/hour) for a week. That is ridiculous! Cops are allowed to lie, profile, and entrap. The system is corrupt. Granted I was speeding. But I hadn’t had a chance to slow down yet either. They no longer even listen. There was a time when they would and give you a warning. Not anymore. They have quotas. Nor matter what you want to call it. They need to write tickets. That is our system now and we need to demand changes!! They work for us. We pay their pensions and they take an oath to the constitution. If we can not lie nor should they.

I had gotten a car 3 or 4 months before which was owned by an old veteran before it was sold to a dealer. I was going 25 to 30 mph in a 25 the 30 was going down hill. The cop was 3/4 a mile back at a stop sign came up on me doing 75 or 80 and flipped his lights on. I pulled into a gas station and made sure I could be seen by someone. Im 44 yo he was in his 20's and another pulls up around the same age. I put my window down and he was right there. I say what was I doing wrong? He says it smells like pot in your car. I say it can't i just got this car and I dont smoke pot anymore its been like 10 years or more just to be honest. He still wouldnt tell me why I got pulled over then the other brings a dog over. It jumps up on my open window and I just say "hey pup pup" cuz my dog died about 6 month before and I really like dogs and knew I was clean. The cop gives him treats with his left hand and me hearing of tricks I watch his right and he signals the dog. I told him I saw that. He says the dog sat and I have drugs. Gets me out jacks me around by my pants pushes me around kicks my feet apart. Then asks where my drugs are I say I don't do em. They rip my car apart dump the ashtray all over the seat dump my trash bag all over the car tear apart everything and have my papers on the hood which blow in the wind. Tear apart the trunk find nothing. Now I'm worried they will plant something. They slam me around a couple more times then leave me to clean it all up after they say oh yeah here's your warning for doing 30 in a 25 which they couldn't have known plus I was going downhill, whoopie! I felt so violated. I can't even imagine what people of color go through with profiling. I wish there was a third party you could call in to mediate stuff like that. Any way they can pretty much do what they want and if you don't you're screwed then or stopped in the future whenever they see you. They feel above the law and its bs. Anyway just had to share. But always try to get where people can see you so they don't pull anything worse than what they did on me. And also remember if you touch your weed then touch anything else the dog will smell it. also, watch for false signals to the dog don't fall for the magician thing and watch the hand that's obvious.

Officer: i smell pot do you have any in your car? Person:no i ran over a skunk Officer:boi do you think im... Person: *pulls dead skunk*

cop: I smell marijuana me: I smell bacon, coffee, and doughnuts

i smoke in my car all the time due to not wanting to bring it in the house around my small siblings and getting my mom furious. i respect my little sisters and the rest of my family. i have a whole smoke shop in there lmao. people ask me all the time, " why do you do that, arent you scared" shihhhhhhhhhhh im more scared of being caught by my mexican mom than a cop lmao thats why

I refused a car search in Texas . I had California plates and the guy just knew i was one of them west coast freakos or somthin . He says ok , i can't search so we will wait for the dog . Damn near an hour later this deputy rolls up and out jumps some stray I think he picked up on the way . I'm standing with the other guy behind my car as he walks around my car. He circles and comes back to tell me the dog alerted to the passenger seat . I say "was that when he scratched himself or turned and licked his own ass "? He told me the dog alerted with eye contact and a head bob or some crap . Tore my car apart while i followed them just waiting for them to plant something .They did find some cash I had under the seat just in case and actually had a discussion on whether or not to confiscate it . I guess I'm saying that in some places or situations it might be best to just let them do their thing and be gone . My solution finally was that I no longer drive below the Mason Dixon Line . Drove almost 50,000 miles a year for almost 20 years in California and never got pulled over . Got stopped 3 times in 2 days going through Alabama and Florida once . Got searched twice and would have been 3 times but I told him I was searched 4 hours prior and he backed off . So you wanna tell them you refuse go ahead but there is a lot of swamp out there And some of those old boys don't really give a rat's ass about your rights .

You're correct officer that is marijuana. Although the government would prefer I give myself cancer from tobacco or get shitfaced on alcohol and all the problems associated with that I prefer to relax in peace and calm with some of Mother Nature's medicine, as unlike the aforementioned drugs marijuana doesn't hurt anyone. If that makes me a criminal clearly the system is at fault, not me, it's making criminals out of honest people, and no amount of $$$ from big alcohol or big tobacco can blur the reality of that picture. I'm sorry the government has had to waste both of our time over this matter, and I thank you for your understanding.

You never told us what to say when a cop tells you they smell marijuana.. You just told us ways of preventing the smell, and basically added on how fucked we are if they smell it.

I always answer every time the same, " must be the blunt you 2 just puffed down sir." they hate that. lol

Cop: I smell weed Me: Sorry sir, I just haven’t showered in a week. My bad

I just smoked 2 marijuanas, and I'm high as fuck

I cant drive unless my car smells like marijuana

Currently hotboxin in the whip.

Yes officer I have pot in my possession, take a look! Legal weed in Canada means I never have to worry about this.

i would tell them my ass smells like shit that don't mean i shit my pants

You can drink yourself to death with a bottle of whisky, but you can't smoke a little cannabis. Crazy.

Sucks that people need to be so careful with smoking pot, meanwhile in Amsterdam I am just smoking a fat one in the park

Bless u Scott

officer: "I smell weed, have you been smoking?" me: "Really, 'cause all I smell is skunk. Can you describe what the difference is?"

one day i saw a roadblock, so i turned around and went the other way. i was going to buy pot at a buddy's house, but i didnt have any on me and i knew why they were roadblocking those apartments. i didnt feel like explaining myself or drawing any heat near me while near my friends house. anyways... i get pulled over and the first question he asked is "why did you turn around?" i was honest and told him i didnt feel like going through the roadblock and dealing with you guys. though, thinking back, i dont really have to explain why im going anywhere at all. i can go and turn simply because i choose to. he then asked me if i had been drinking and said he smelled alcohol on me. i simply said "no you dont." he said "what?" i said "you dont smell alcohol on me." i hadnt been drinking and knew he didnt really smell anything. he just wanted to see if he could get a bite and get me out of the car to search for whatever reason i had turned to avoid the roadblock. after confronting him he just stood there a minute and then told me i could leave. and that was the end of that. keep in mind that as i spoke to him i just used a "matter of fact" tone, was polite, but acted as if he was just any old random guy on the street. if you arent guilty, theres no need to worry. when they get behind you in traffic, ignore them. forget they are even there and drive as you normally would. its people who change behaviors and get all nervous and stare into the rearview in the presence of the police that draw attention to themselves. whether they are doing anything wrong or not. change of behavior when the cops show up is a big tell (poker reference). just do what you do and for Christ's sake dont wave! i went back to my friends house a couple hours later for the sack. PEACE!

Cops don't lie?? Hold on, let me laugh for a minute... hahaha!!

Im new to your channel bro .and me and the old lady loving it keep up the good work bro.be safe 🙏

So basically the point of this vid is to tell us: if the cop says "he smells marijuana" (even if he's making it up) then you're fucked and there is nothing you can do because he now has probable cause. Thanks for wasting my time.

Nice positive message dude. Good work. Back in the 70's (yeah, I know) me and some other young folk with long hair (our true crime) were getting gas and on the way to a concert. No drugs, no pot, just concert time. A Narc (plain clothes white socks, black shoes lol) came over and pulled that "I smell marijuana" bullshit. 5 or six cop cars show up. Up against the car and patted down; one kid had some pills (he had asthma or something), all 5 of us in handcuffs. I was cuffed to a chair in the police station for three hours until a family member came to pick me up. No charges. Missed the concert. The whole time I was in the chair, I had to watch this officer asshole type up reports and he was asking me stuff like, "Is your dad going to beat you when you get home?". He was enjoying it. Real creepy, sadistic type. They all hated hippies in that station. Which is why the saying "Fuck the Pigs" was so popular back then. How you look has everything to do with how the police start with their bullshit. This is why, when black people talk about the topic, they speak from experience. Cops are people, and about the same percentage of people and cops are assholes. The difference is, the asshole with the uniform and gun has a tremendous amount of power. Be cool dudes.

You are SO funny! Also great presentation, well said.

I smoke in my car everyday I know there’s a risk but until watching your video it didn’t really get to my brain. So tonight after work I’m gunna take all my weed shit out the car and never smoke in it again. Thanks bro

I'll give you one good defense for the "I smell marijuana" issue. I'm a retired cop. I worked in New Mexico, but most states have the same requirements for police officers. To be able to legally use the smell of marijuana, as probable cause, the officer MUST have completed a "Controled Burn". This is a training session where they must smell marijuana loose and burning. In NM to make the burn certified, somone in the room had to smoke the weed enough to test positive on a drug test administered the next day, to prove the marijuana used in the burn was actually real. If an officer has not been through a controled burn, and/or can't prove it in court, the PC fails proof and anything gained from that stop must be tossed out.

Bro hes totally high.... Falling asleep while making this video, eyes half shut whole time

"WHOEVER SMELT IT, DEALT IT!" That's the rules!

Great Video! God Bless You Sir!

This should be titled: What you should have done before you got caught with weed.

You say who ever smelt it dealt it. Fool proof.

Is the smell of Marijuana illegal?

Smokers - when you are picking up, be aware of your surroundings. In some areas, police patrol specific neighborhoods and will wait for people to drive out, only to follow them and “create” probable cause in order to search the vehicle, because they suspect someone is selling drugs in the neighborhood. This happened to me. The cop (in her mind) already knew there would be marijuana or something in my car. She followed me for 10 minutes but I was doing the speed limit, lights were good, etc. she was looking for a reason to pull me over to find it. Eventually she found it (an old roommate had a FTA in traffic court, so she used that). She didn’t lead with that though. As soon as I was pulled over, it was, “I smell marijuana.” Be. Careful. Be aware of your surroundings. Look out for police parked behind buildings or peeking out. Make sure where you are picking up is not hot.

Drugs is such a demeaning word. Like let's say ur smoking a little weed and ur parents find out "OMG MY CHILD IS ON DRUGS!!!!!" Makes it sound like I'm shooting heroin or something.

is it just me or is this guy blazed while doing this?

This guy literally didn’t say ANYTHING informative

Thank you

Then, you say "I smell bacon." and drive off.

How about not having weed on you. if your smoking a joint while driving, just have the joint. if you smoked it its gone. and if you can compose yourself in such a way were he believes your not stoned he'll probably tell you to go along as long as your clean. Happened to me a week ago

The Laugh at the end was Hilarious 😂😂😂

Officer: “I smell marijuana” Me: “I smell bacon”

your eyes look like you haven't slept for a week

100% of the time you are going to be arrested if you're wearing that t-shirt

mane im high right now but you my man you mad high bro hahahahhahaha got me dead

cop: I smell marijuana me *high as fuck* : mariwhaaaaaa????

put your weed in an mail envelope police arent aloud to go threw your mail(: there you go guys i actually helped you out.

Our country need way more of people like you helping others against brutality and harassment.

“It’s ok officer. I’m calling ACAB. “

Cop: Are you high? Victim: Hi, how are you?

God, I love .5x speed...

Sooooooo.... Why is Marijuana illegal again?

You earned a sub

this guy high as a kite.Love this

"If you run around looking super cool all the time, they're gonna notice you"

I am an advocate for the legalization of marijuana. There is a sign on my house and stickers on my vehicles. In the event of a stop for that, I simply tell the officer it is a political opinion. I don't smoke marijuana, but if were legal here in Florida, I would.

This man really has a shirt that says “I don’t consent to searches”

*If they falsely claim to smell weed ALWAYS enter a formal complaint. They can only get so many complaints on record before it will become a serious issue for them. Thats the way to end this madness*

Police officer: "Hi, how are you" Me: "No I'm not"

officer: "your eyes look blazed have you been smoking weed?" me: "your eyes look glazed have you been eating donuts?" me: drives of into the sunset

Ironic that he is blazed

Cop: I smell marihuana. Me: Maybe is your own breath.

I think I can smell some right now actually... oh its just me nvm

I smell it too, what have you been doing? getting high on duty? I'm calling 911 for your supervisor.

you smelt it, you dealt it

Cop:you smell like marijuana Me: you smell like you missed out

I got caught with 8 ounces of weed on me and got stop by the cops at like 12am walking down the street. the cop didnt have to search me, he asked if I had any weed on me so I handed it over. he opened the bag smelled it and looked at it then got in his car with my weed then rolled down his window threw the bag in the Bush and whatever I do with the bag was my business and that he was leaving. then he told me if I decide to b pick it up, which is did, to wait until he was out of site. I had my card he was unaware because I didn't tell him because I kind of wanted to see his reaction at first. he was also a young cop, probably about 25years old. California cops for the most part really don't care. I also wasn't high......yet

A lot of this advice really really works..... If you are Caucasian.

i was thinking about this too lately lol. wow youtube can read my mind!

“They don’t lie” start over my friend. Start over