What if Starbucks Marketed Like a Church? A Parable.
Пікірлер: 1 000
@TheEmmissarian7 жыл бұрын
You forgot when the barista announces that for five minutes people need to get up, walk around and forcibly talk to complete strangers they will probably never meet again or have a chance to get to know in any real way. And the music that is so insanely loud, it is unhealthy for human eardrums; but this was 2008 maybe it needs an update.
@MJFish7 жыл бұрын
Ieatutube uh... yeah, there are definitely churches that do that. New ones. "Modern" ones.
@icesk8ergal112310 жыл бұрын
Javalujah. Dying. Hahaha As a Christian, I completely support this parable. After I left for college and went looking for a church away from home I realized a lot of them are like this.
@TomcatRyan9 жыл бұрын
Yeah a lot of them follow the mega church model.
@marleee.21747 жыл бұрын
yeah this is what I'm trying to avoid now that I'm looking for a home church. I was kind of excited the other day when I went to go visit a new Church. They didn't do the whole "if this is your first time coming please stand up" thing they didn't pressure people to raise their hands for worship. And they had a visitors center that I went to on my own and wasn't enticed to go to because they had a free gift. I mean the "gift" they had was just simply a magnet with the Church's address and times on it. But I liked it because it was authentic and there were no bells and whistles attached to try to draw people in
@user-ft7kb7cz4g7 жыл бұрын
Marlee Ebbert You should try the Apostolic Christian Church Nazarean. You don't pay the ministers and church service is very calm.
@slatkasrca7 жыл бұрын
Canadian Baller I go to an Apostolic Christian Church Nazarean in California. I love it:)
@huntermichael50866 жыл бұрын
So true
@missmelodies5210 жыл бұрын
The six doors but only one unlocked! LOL
@StormChasingNinja7 жыл бұрын
missmelodies52 i swear this is every baptist church on the planet
@meeganb46046 жыл бұрын
So accurate
@WebstatsArt10 жыл бұрын
These parodies are important. They teach people what NOT to be
@HiddenTalent_076 жыл бұрын
WebstatsArt AGREED.
@brotherbroseph14165 жыл бұрын
This is actually why I quit evangelicalism.
@KJKP5 жыл бұрын
Excellent point. That is actually something the Holy Spirit once told me to do: “Show them the ways of the world and tell them they must not be like this.”
@mikejohnson67627 жыл бұрын
"We just want some coffee". Probably the most poignant line of dialogue in the video. Think about it
@Paradoxology177 жыл бұрын
mike johnson I missed it until you pointed it out. People come to church for Jesus and they get a whole lot of stuff that had nothing to do with Him
@jesterssketchbook6 жыл бұрын
exactly, if people just tried to act more like jesus, nothing else would be necessary - and i say that AS AN ATHIEST lol
@OffGridInvestor6 жыл бұрын
My experience of churches is, as soon as they want to "sign you up" the FIRST TIME you've been there.... how the hell do they expect to have people come back if they go at you like some damn door to door salesman.... I don't need texts or mail from people I don't know. I don't take to "forced friendship" so why can't they see how screwed up the concept is.
@cjpreach6 жыл бұрын
Yep. We obsess over "Seeker-this" and "Seeker-that," but are we actually offering Jesus to them? And how many are genuinely "seeking" to know God? Maybe they just came to enjoy our "between service coffee bar." Youth Pizza Night? Christmas Extravaganza? Men's Macho Machine Day? Blah, blah, blah.
@susanparrish24563 жыл бұрын
Mike Johnson......amen to that!!!! And sooo true!!!!!!!!
@faithlocket15 жыл бұрын
Being raised atheist then converting and trying to figure out church people... this really hits home. Very well made, I hope some of those churchy people who watch it will get the point. We just want Jesus. If we get that, the rest comes into play on its own. Otherwise I will just learn to conform and fake the Spirit, fill a pew, and then die and go to Hell. Javallujah!
@vhtibvtvyrvmv37357 жыл бұрын
lolololol "I know deep down inside, a bean's been planted."
@swordgf12578 жыл бұрын
This is too real. Painfully real.
@rador77 жыл бұрын
When a restaurant has lousy parking and shabby exterior but consistently good food, it will most likely get customers by word of mouth and those customers will probably visit again. It's the desire to have a good meal that drives them, not the trappings. Those extras are nice but they can't stop determined people. People that God has drawn will be satisfied to hear God speak to them through the scriptures. If your church focuses on presenting the scriptures then all that attend will be able to grow. The perception of guests will naturally be that God is speaking to them and they will have the best possible chance of attending again.
@renskedj9 жыл бұрын
manager's wife parking only
@GAnonymusG4 жыл бұрын
And it's empty :D
@addisonroadfan1210 жыл бұрын
I've been to many churches in my life and I can say this is pretty true. Not all churches are like this, but a lot are, at least where I'm from.
@graceguetschow41986 жыл бұрын
My church is nothing like this. We welcome people and let them know we accept them, but we don't have people do all this stuff. We're just straight out friendly. Honestly, I think being over friendly can be rude, because you make people feel uncomfortable. My church is also pretty small... less than 100 people.
@dogopus11 жыл бұрын
Seeing Papyrus, Comic Sans, and Curlz all in one composition in this video reaffirmed to me that Satan does indeed walk the Earth. Sometimes he has access to the Adobe Font Folio.
@TheDoctor39410 жыл бұрын
Very clever. And, sadly, very accurate.
@cinnamonraisin46598 жыл бұрын
Walking into a church like "I just want some God" Way too relatable, especially if you are a Christian who feels uncomfortable at church!
@imloved535 жыл бұрын
It's funny but just your comment Alone says a lot a Christian who feels uncomfortable at church??? Something to really think about because we should never being comfortable and quote on quote our Lord's House
@purebride86005 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@purebride86005 жыл бұрын
Howbeit the most High dwelleth not in temples made with hands; as saith the prophet, Acts 7:48 To whom God would make known what is the riches of the glory of this mystery among the Gentiles; which is Christ in you, the hope of glory: Colossians 1:27
@kaylawaters26915 жыл бұрын
@@imloved53 I've always been uncomfortable in churches and church/Christian related events too. It just never was for me I guess.
@imloved535 жыл бұрын
@@kaylawaters2691 but the question is, "is Jesus uncomfortable to you"?
@just_a_girl607 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh this is so painfully true. Almost identical mannerisms of a megachurch my family used to attend.
@tigerex77710 жыл бұрын
Although I've been a Christian my whole life I recently moved to another church by myself and experienced being a new member for the first time, and believe me, it was way more overwhelming than this video. What stood out about this video the most was the part when the couple walked in and the black man just looked at them and ignore them; I think I experienced a lot of that when I first moved church.
@CurlyAndCurvy9 жыл бұрын
The worst part is that he didn't just ignore them--he sized them up and deemed them unworthy to talk to! I love that my church is filled with people who are genuinely happy to meet newcomers as well as return visitors and regular members.
@joyebriggs2 жыл бұрын
I had the same experience.
@wizardsuth7 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the punchline to be that they don't actually serve any coffee. They talk about it a lot and promise that you'll get coffee when you die, but... no real coffee.
@graceguetschow41986 жыл бұрын
I hate when churches are like this. There is such a thing as "overlyfriendly".... this is it. Yes, we need to be kind and accepting, but not like this. But I enjoyed the video. It was pretty funny! :)
@keishajaquay84617 жыл бұрын
This is what a church looks like that is lacking the Holy Spirit! All man made efforts,modern religion! Jesus, help us !! Let the true church move in power and change lives,we are called to set captives free not put on new shackles!!!
@personincognito39896 жыл бұрын
KEISHA JAQUAY you got that sista, in Jesus name.
@livingpicture4 жыл бұрын
Yours is exactly the correct response to this video! God bless, and Merry Christmas!
@lionofjudahlambofgod91322 жыл бұрын
Amen.
@SpiritStar5 жыл бұрын
"I found out when I gave my coffee came back to me pressed down, shaking together and running out all over, and I was a changed man!" 🤣😂😆 this is too much
@ryanmathis3129 жыл бұрын
Why I like small churches and small food chains
@gabrielromine87189 жыл бұрын
Agree
@ChonkyCats5 жыл бұрын
Small churches have truck loads of problems as well sadly
@RachelNichols-writer3 ай бұрын
@@ChonkyCats If a church were perfect that would end as soon as they allowed me to join. 😄
@scottmersino35978 жыл бұрын
As funny and mostly-accurate as this video is, It sure is a good thing that people don't come to church wanting the same sort of thing that they want from Starbucks. Newcomer to Starbucks: "All I want is a cup of coffee." Newcomer to Church: "All I want is..." what exactly? Connection? Community? Hope? Or just to sit for an hour and a half without gaining anything more significant than a cup of coffee? There is definitely a difference in quality of the thing that is sought after between Starbucks and the Church.
@JesusIsUnstoppable8 жыл бұрын
+Scott Mersino i think if coffee is to Starbucks then Jesus is to church. So if people came to church looking just for Jesus that would be a great thing to be motivated by. Unfortunately they wont find him in most churches today.
@SLAYER975017 жыл бұрын
Rick Carter theres always a remnant somewhere, even if we are that remnant He is with us
@bigshotmovieverse26216 жыл бұрын
I agree with you. May I paste this specifically for you. Posted it fresh. Does this happen? Yes it does. When does it happen? When the Church resorts to, and rests on 'packaging' and natural wisdom. Result: the faith of the people they seek to impact merely stands on the wisdom of men, and not IN the power of God. John the Baptist preached in the wilderness and crowds sought him out. Jesus did same and stayed teaching for days in the wilderness yet the crowds refused to leave. Arise Church, put on the power of The Spirit. It is found in the place of boiling, travailing, tarrying in prayer. It's war!!! Have cute ushers hand out candy and chocolates all you want, it may help, I know, but your real power is released in the labor room of prayer! Let them do their thing. WE ARE NOT STARBUCKS!
@paulandmarian9 жыл бұрын
The competition down the street must be Pente-Costa-Coffee!
@sdg16 жыл бұрын
paulandmarian XD
@woody13806 жыл бұрын
Nicely done
@ivyrutherford10686 жыл бұрын
This is why I liked my small backwoods little church (before it got rebuilt and became fancy and everyone stopped loving everyone)
@lionofjudahlambofgod91322 жыл бұрын
Amen
@MrVince32910 жыл бұрын
Being Christian myself, I found this quite hilarious XD.
@HerHomeschoolHomestead7 жыл бұрын
MrVince329 I know a beans been planted. That was a good one. Haha. God bless. :)
@hannahcruz14407 жыл бұрын
MrVince329 me too and I have been to a a church like this too haha!
@niecybaby19607 жыл бұрын
MrVince329 it was too funny and so true!
@KirbyHarris7 жыл бұрын
This is by a Christian Church.
@jeiasberry22876 жыл бұрын
Javalujah!! 😂😂😂
@grimmteller25147 жыл бұрын
All those doors with most of them locked 😂 so relatable
@Hannodb196111 жыл бұрын
Agreed. If you want to grow the church, Preached the Word, preach it in depth and preach it uncompromisingly.
@DeborahLArmstrong10 жыл бұрын
And Jesus stretched out his hand and LO, there appeared to the disciples a glorious caramel Macchiato. But the disciples quarreled among themselves. "Master," cried Peter, "Did I not order a venti frappuchino with a sprinkling of almonds thereupon?" And Mark also cried out with a loud voice, for he did greatly desire a grande spiced pumpkin latte with two percent, for did not the LORD command that whole milk is an abomination from which comes ungodly cellulite? And Thomas, the Doubter, did complain mightily, for the heat of his mocha burned greatly and was more than 165 degrees in the scale known as Fahrenheit, which was adapted from the great and ancient kings of Britannica and is still used until this day. And there arose a great commotion as the disciples did fight amongst themselves. But Jesus said, "Let he who has ordered the carmel Macchiato first come forth, and take from me this burden, for LO it is heavy upon my hand and much has it scorched me!" Then Mary said, "Oh Master, it was I who did order the caramel Macchiato for great was my temptation!" And she bowed her head in shame. But Jesus said, "RISE, Mary, and be thee unashamed, for I have made this drink free of sugar! Behold it is yet tasty but the curse of cellulite is not upon it!" And she stretched forth her hand and did partake of the caramel Macchiato which Jesus had made.
@YouAreAnIdioticBitch10 жыл бұрын
Pure fucking GOLD. Here's a metaphorical cookie.
@starblazer3119 жыл бұрын
Best Thing I have read on the internet! LMFAO
@bartolemeo9 жыл бұрын
Deborah Armstrong Fantastic!!
@DeborahLArmstrong7 жыл бұрын
You are most welcome! Go forth and caffeinate no more.
@THzoelove7 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Mojosfire13 жыл бұрын
One problem I've had with churches that act like this is, forcing people who are new to stand up in front of everybody, and have the spotlight shown on them. Years ago, when friends had invited me to their church that happened, and it put me right off from ever going with them again. When people come up wanting hope, or the need for Christ in their lives, this action makes people uncomfortable, and want to run out of there as fast as they can!
@Rogue.Templar3010 жыл бұрын
Church of Nice (worship centers that try to pass themselves off as Christian, but are glorified community centers) is actually pretty close to this. lol
@mrbobspongeful7 жыл бұрын
The guy with the apron sounds like Joel Osteen.
@keithdavis46266 жыл бұрын
You guys nailed it, great concept very funny, the coffee preacher was legit
@TsukiNaito18 жыл бұрын
I thought churches were marketed like Starbucks.
@marycwilliams9 жыл бұрын
My church is nothing like this, fortunately. However, it's not a mega church, and no one there gets paid. I mean no one. :)
@calebdoner9 жыл бұрын
Mary Williams Yeah...that's code for Mormonism. "Get's paid" can be open to interpretation...What are those mandatory tithes for anyway? Extra gold on the temple?
@dpwcinc13049 жыл бұрын
Caleb D
@Snoopy1114697 жыл бұрын
Caleb D Tithing is meant to:help the church pay bills (electric, water, etc.), be used for outreach (ie: flyers letting folks know the church is there, VBS, etc.), help people in need, and, yes to pay the pastor. Many people think all pastors make a mint and use the church for money. Maybe some do, but there are many God-serving pastors who make a simple living and spend their days serving, studying the Word, and learning more about how to serve and teach better. Unfortunately, there is a lot out there that has given Christianity a bad name.
@marycwilliams7 жыл бұрын
Caleb D Not sure who told you tithing is mandatory. You might check your sources, someone's having fun with you. 😉 Tithing and charity offerings are privately submitted, we don't even know who doesn't pay. As for how it's used, it's pretty similar as Snoopy111469 described, except it's a lay leadership so No; there are no salaries, tips, or financial benefits for working in any congregation in my church. Pastors in other churches work full time as pastor and don't have another job, so it makes sense for them to have a salary.
@proverbs31living976 жыл бұрын
My church is like that too - (no one gets paid except for the occasional guest speaker and it is nothing like the video) and we aren't Mormon. We just are seeking to follow the Bible as close as we can. We don't believe it is wrong to pay a preacher or evangelist but currently we have a bunch of men that are willing to work very hard and preach and teach without pay and that allows us to have more money to send primarily to overseas missions.
@GeorgeJones-qu6hg9 жыл бұрын
Cool presentation of what we need to change.
@haroldburrell49736 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, this is what happens when churches "market" at all. I was not called to market. I was not called to even "build a church". I was called to bring people to Jesus, and bring Jesus to people. :-)
@browserboy19842 жыл бұрын
How do you do that? Many churches go too far like in the video, but most churches act like they can't be bothered to acknowledge your presence - most churches are dying.
@haroldburrell49732 жыл бұрын
@@browserboy1984 It's actually rather simple. You just look for opportunities to love people. People will sometimes trickle in for programs...but they will line up to be loved.
@browserboy19842 жыл бұрын
@@haroldburrell4973 how do you love people at your church? It seems obvious to me in the way that I treat people, but my church is dying and most everyone does not know where to start.
@haroldburrell49732 жыл бұрын
@@browserboy1984 are you on facebook? I'd loved to chat with you about this. I certainly don't pretend to have all of the answers. In fact, I'm still learning myself. I think it would be cool to be able to put our heads together. :-)
@bellajohnson30446 жыл бұрын
"Coffee is good all the time All the time coffee is good. "
@naturallygorg856 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is blasphemy...yet so accurate. Sad reality.
@ChonkyCats5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@markforrest8816 жыл бұрын
As a pastor and minister for 33 years, I really enjoyed this video! But please keep in mind; the church is a 2000 + year-old institution based on a 4000 + year old history. My job as a "modern" pastor is to bridge the gap between the old and the new. This video is good information, but just like a surgeon has to be patient , careful, and gentle in removing bad stuff from the body, we too have to be patient, careful, and gentle in removing archaic ideologies from the church. I will be showing this video to my staff as a training tool. Thanks for making this video. Javalujah!
@EkklesiaDetroit15 жыл бұрын
I pastor a new church in Metro Detroit. We showed this video a few weeks ago, cause we're lookin at relocating into retail space. This was a big hit! Thanks!!!
@JeevesReturns6 жыл бұрын
“...and I will make you baristas of men”
@blueyed2511 жыл бұрын
My dad (a pastor) played this in his church- love it!
@TheCloudMediaGroup12 жыл бұрын
Very well done! Even churches that claim that they do not market, market. Marketing is everything you do to communicate who you are and how you present yourself. It ultimately comes down to perception. What do you think of when you hear iPod or Coke? You bring up an image or feeling about the product. How do visitors perceive your church? Most churches encourage their members to invite new people, yet are not prepared to be inviting visitors yet. This is why most visitors will not come back.
@KathleenRicker11 жыл бұрын
In my church, the coffee has been made, served, and consumed in the same way for hundreds of years, ever since we quit drinking Italian roast in the 1500s (it was a huge scandal). It is a very formal process, but very beautiful and meaningful. Visitors are absolutely welcome to drink as little or as much as they like, to order or simply follow along in the Menu of Common Coffee Drinks at first. It took me a few weeks to memorize my order, but the folks around me were very friendly and helpful.
@tiff07956 жыл бұрын
The "Javalujah!" broke me. I was dying as a Christian.
@thesilentchile6 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@Starlight_Silver6 жыл бұрын
I loved that line too. Sorry to hear you died though. Did you go to Heaven? Was it everything you expected?
@thesilentchile6 жыл бұрын
HA!!!!
@optimisticallycynical.8145 жыл бұрын
Penis
@MomLAU5 жыл бұрын
LOL-- that part is so corny that it's funny.
@jjslide18 жыл бұрын
JAVALUEH!
@Zippy22197613 жыл бұрын
Interesting teaching story. Tough to teach an old dog new tricks (the Church). Newer forms (or attempts to do so) seem to fall short as well. Wonderful that God is still involved in our messes.
@onecuban15 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they should add "any resemblance to your church is DEFINITELY intended"...this is a great way to get a necessary message across...GREAT JOB!
@Data907 жыл бұрын
After watching this, I may use this for my lesson for the youth group. I just have to do some thinking about how I am going to make a lesson lol
@MindRenewal13 жыл бұрын
I visited one of those seeker-sensitive churches back in January. It's amazing how accurate this video is. Amazing and sad. They even had greeters wearing these neon vests who opened the car door for me. It was kind of creepy, and all the people who rushed over trying to be all friendly seemed a little fake.
@eleventy7rocks14 жыл бұрын
Love this video! For people who apparently aren't getting the purpose of this video, it's for us, the members of the church, to see what it's like for first time guests. They feel like they're standing out like a sore thumb. It's like going to a new school. You feel totally weird! Thank you beyondrelevance for posting this!
@angxqz4580 Жыл бұрын
Im not sure if that is exactly the point but suit yourself.
@dewaldbrits10 жыл бұрын
Nearly pissed myself at Javaluah!
@leesy23897 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your bladder problem...
@FrozenVodka17 жыл бұрын
lol "I havn't been to a coffee shop since I was a little girl"
@ChonkyCats5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@rickybailey40856 жыл бұрын
I know this was a joke, but it is unfortunate if this is even slightly realistic in many churches. My whole life I have gone to one that doesn't have tithing or collections.
@lilacDaisy1116 жыл бұрын
When "shopping" for a church when I moved, I did come across a couple that had a slight vibe to this. Did not go back. Fakery is too awkward and and a waste of time.
@xtlk13 жыл бұрын
EVERYTHING shown in this video is the exact reason why I dreaded attending church :) I'm a pretty faithful christian, but I'm also a practical and realistic person. I tried being a good christian, but i'm not a perfect person and was looked down upon for not attending church every sunday. How do people expect me to attend church every sunday when the few times I try to go, I face this? Maybe if I went more, I'd be a part of the group, but I can't even get started, because of fear.
@genner-vincenthodgson51777 жыл бұрын
This is why I like to enjoy my coffee alone with no one else involved
@jackciesniewski89059 жыл бұрын
This was sooo true and absolutely hilarious
@werejisima15 жыл бұрын
this was sooo creative and well done. made me laugh the whole way through, and realize a lot of things about the church that have intimidated me my entire life.
@polycube8685 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. Very spot on parody of the charismatic church.
@joshsevers10 жыл бұрын
Oh Papyrus... the typeface that just won't quit.
@JustSusan18 жыл бұрын
This was awesome and eye opener
@davis5karla13 жыл бұрын
This truly brings to light how "first time visitors" actually see the church. Javalujah! that cracks me up =)
@bob861911 жыл бұрын
Also, it is an acceptable answer.. The big thing people tend to try to use against Christians is the "hypocrite" card, A church is basically a group of sinners, who recognize that they are sinners and they are seeking God. Once you become a Christian you don't just become an angel who never sins, its a constant battle throughout life.
@staceyj36676 жыл бұрын
This video reminded me of how Western Christianity is a money making business.
@Wawagirl1710 жыл бұрын
This is so spot on its scary! lol
@tamekabarbour21576 жыл бұрын
I am in tearsssssssss....deep down inside I know a bean has been planted
@WaiferThyme7 жыл бұрын
wow if my church acted like that we would be empty! HAHA
@EmmaDancesNever6 жыл бұрын
“a parable” i’m screaming
@fastertrackcreative6 жыл бұрын
I've got one of those mini vacuum cleaners but it's very weak.
@P.HATHCOX11 жыл бұрын
I totally agree and it needs to be a genuine welcome too not something that feels forced and artificial. For me, forced greetings also feel creepy. I probably wouldn't return.
@NormanJohnson201111 жыл бұрын
Last night my wife and I visited a new church for the first time. We're (part of) "church" for decades, just worshiping at another congregation. Although the message was amazing, having seen this video yesterday, I could recognize that many of the same things were done at this congregation, although the people there were very friendly last night. It makes me think, though. Your message successfully communicated, I believe.
@SteppingStonevlogs7 жыл бұрын
Hehe! i think this would be more like american churches than churches worldwide
@shellyslioneyes6 жыл бұрын
Lauren: It is.
@djsterf15 жыл бұрын
hahaha Good commentary
@didderjade14 жыл бұрын
Left the church a while ago and don't intend to go back, but I really enjoyed this video. It perfectly captured the bland, wealth-laden irrelevance of the suburban churches I attended throughout my life. More than a few could have doubled as country clubs, but at least the country clubs didn't pretend to be humble or preach at you about poverty in Christ. Javaluyah!
@kelleycharvest11 жыл бұрын
This is so funny! I think a lot of people don't understand what parables are so they're getting offended. But the wonderful thing is it's getting people thinking and talking and having conversations about things they hadn't thought about.
@misswhitegrape02257 жыл бұрын
Finally, a religion I can get behind.
@patmccarthy37937 жыл бұрын
Dunkin' Donuts funds a children's charity, Starbucks funds Planned Parenthood. The CEO of Starbucks said if I'm for traditional marriage, he doesn't want my business. Very well, but I do stop in to use the restroom to register my opinion of Starbucks.
@shellyslioneyes6 жыл бұрын
Pat: Awesome. I take water pills. Next time I have errands in that area I will add mine to yours. LOL. They do have a NICE restroom. I remember when I used to go there when I was able to afford money for expensive coffee. I don't have that kind of money anymore. And now because of your input you just informed me of, even if I did, I wouldn't buy any more coffee there anyway. LOL. I sure will deposit my coffee from home though. Thanks, Pat. Amen. All Christians need to "give to Starbucks to protest" Planned Parenthood. Thanks for your comment. Shelly :) Now Chick Fillet IS a very Christian organization. A little expensive but great chicken and closed on Sunday's. Lovely service every time I go. Now that is a great company!
@jameswalls41726 жыл бұрын
Starbucks also offers medical insurance to even part time employees,and full college tuition for employees who work at least 30 hours a week.
@nodivisionjustunity43646 жыл бұрын
This is sooooo freakin accurate.
@TheCloudMediaGroup12 жыл бұрын
Along with the humor, this video is so much deeper than many people see. This is not about "selling" God. This is about effectively communicating who Jesus is to the people of your community and church. If we focus solely on theology, and not about how to communicate to visitors and members of our church, we have missed the point of the Gospel. Jesus met people where they were at, and many times changed how he ministered based on who he was speaking to. That is textbook church marketing 101!
@patriciaonery25028 жыл бұрын
What if our focus was on doing the work of God as opposed to doing the work of man. God gave us a command in Matthew 28: 18-20. it says "Go ye therefore" I'll stop there because He told us all to go someplace, but His command specifically said "to the nations" This is what He commanded us to do. He never commanded us to build churches and create an empire where men rule and get rich. This is what He taught against in The New Testament. I really thinks this is a great eye opener for those that are truly looking for the Real JESUS and not just an experience for a day in CHURCH. So as people all over the world are dying of thirst, we here in the US are haggling over what should go on a doggone "COFFEE CUP." How small does that make us? Let's get over ourselves and begin to experience God in a real way.
@anthonysmall16777 жыл бұрын
Patricia O'Nery yes!
@vitalityinChrist6 жыл бұрын
my uber driver was talking about this same concept! said humans constructing churches is like the Tower of Babel.
@MayaLove7776 жыл бұрын
VitalityIn CHRIST there's nothing wrong with building churches. Temples were built to praise God in, in the Bible. In the book of Acts in Chapter 3 Peter and John go to the temple to pray to God
@MultiUlviyya8 жыл бұрын
javaluah!!! xD omg died
@uemusicman13 жыл бұрын
This is a great video. Actually, too many experiences like this in evangelical churches is a big part of why I started looking for something else. I don't regret it though, because without that experience I might not have joined the Episcopal church, which I love dearly. Of course, there's nothing that keeps mainline churches from being obnoxious in this fashion either.
@IndiRaine7 жыл бұрын
It makes me think about what people really do think about when they visit my church for the first time.
@DrChrisCoppernoll8 жыл бұрын
Still painful to watch.
@sasakiumiquema96086 жыл бұрын
I'm Buddhist how did I even get here? 😂
@stargazer22014 жыл бұрын
Just a thought: when Starbucks started serving hot sandwiches their profits began to take a dive... The with many customers who actually came to drink coffee becoming upset over the wait time and the new group of customers who didn't care for coffee in the slightest, but instead came because it was the "cool" thing to get their sandwich and a frilly drink because which also takes forever in coffee time.
@barryallenflash17 жыл бұрын
I'm not a fan of Starbuck's, but this was spot on with their advertising techniques. Funny!
@ThinnkTwicce9 жыл бұрын
JAVALUIAH OMG I DIED
@kenzumakenzan18868 жыл бұрын
+Micah Mauderer SAME! XD i laugh so bad until my stomach hurt. LoL
@spokesventi53210 жыл бұрын
JAVALEUIA
@dickenya32784 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest thing on KZfaq!
@CarnegieFelon12 жыл бұрын
As an atheist who doesn't drink coffee, I find this video really funny. The few times I've had to go to a church service and the few times I've been dragged to a Starbucks have given me the same feeling of being an outsider in a place I don't really want to be.
@russocomedy10 жыл бұрын
The gift of the holy spirit is not a coffee mug, neither are the teachings of Jesus. I appreciate satire, production values, acting, camera work and script. I also concur with views that see evangelism as just greed for the contents of the collection plate, but must add that not all churches are like that. Some use such proceeds to feed the hungry, clothe the naked, heal the sick and shelter the poor. What proportion of church goers provide cash or credit cards to meet price variables too often attributed to Starbucks? What was the name of that mafia movie; "Pay Or Die? Lastly, I noted all the actors look as if they, coincidently, eat regularly.
@bigshotmovieverse26216 жыл бұрын
Russo Lewis I agree with your flow. May I post this specifically for you. Posted it fresh. Does this happen? Yes it does. When does it happen? When the Church resorts to, and rests on 'packaging' and natural wisdom. Result: the faith of the people they seek to impact merely stands on the wisdom of men, and not IN the power of God. John the Baptist preached in the wilderness and crowds sought him out. Jesus did same and stayed teaching for days in the wilderness yet the crowds refused to leave. Arise Church, put on the power of The Spirit. It is found in the place of boiling, travailing, tarrying in prayer. It's war!!! Have cute ushers hand out candy and chocolates all you want, it may help, I know, but your real power is released in the labor room of prayer! Let them do their thing. WE ARE NOT STARBUCKS!
@irmapressley66726 жыл бұрын
THIS IS HILARIOUS!! THINK ABOUT IT, PEOPLE!!
@alex_michaels16 жыл бұрын
This is so spot-on accurate that it's scary.
@winlightministries15 жыл бұрын
Out of all those new coffee drinkers I wonder how many were discipled in the ways of coffee before being pushed aside for the next group of possible coffee converts? History, the true nature of and the goodness of coffee? I seriously doubt anyone said, "You never know what coffee is going to do" or "All coffee brews for a reason". haha I could go on and on. Thanks for posting!
@jontypiper98816 жыл бұрын
In my experience, church is marketing itself like Starbucks. The guys come in wearing a man-bag with their iPad, then order skinnyfrappylatachinoes and talk about the office, meanwhile in a corner the visiting speaker sits with the pastor in a cordoned off VIP area talking about 'kingdom life' and who to make the gospel relevant. The pastor speaks to the guest speaker more that morning than he has to me in 10 years.
@EddieWoodsRemnantOutreach4 жыл бұрын
They teaching on this. This is more than 10 years old and still teaching!
@mourning2dancing15 жыл бұрын
This is great! I pray that church leaders will see this and embrace needed change.
@tamekabarbour21576 жыл бұрын
Ya'll are HILARIOUSSSS...those signs all overrr....pahahahahahahahahha