Nah, what thoses aides were saying is that Professor Oak (the Authority Pokemon) is the pokemon they're currently researching, hence why he's in the lab. He was trying to escape when he ran into you trying to go into the tall grass and then you took him back to the lab because he called you insecure. See, it all makes sense.

I do not feel very safe, maybe I should move to Johto

Dexamethasone is basically a drug that prevents inflammation from something like an allergic reaction; therefore, Oak is allergic to pokemon which is why he cant complete it himself

No translation can beat "DRUG BAG F**K" or "the trashy strolling is an eyesore!"

DANIF is my favourite Protagonist.

no one: characters in badly translated pokemon blue every sentence: ONMON

"He has been your opponent because you are a baby" -Pokemon Blue Google translate 2021

*SEES THE TITLE* Prepares my self to die of laughter "Bulbasaur gets 69. *NICE* " LMAO

You thought Pokédex stood for Pokémon index? Haha, you fool! It’s clearly the Pokédexamethasone

"WELL DONE BULBASAUR, YOU FOREHEAD" thats the most family friendly insult i've ever heard XD

I, too, try to complete the pokedexamethasone

Power Point Polypropylene sounds like a Z move not gonna lie

Make this into a small series! This makes me laugh so much my tummy hurts xD

This reminds me of Vietnamese version... Which you haven't brought back

This needs to be a series! 😂😂😂

“Power point” hmm... wait, is this sponsored by Microsoft?

"You are a baby" in the starting cutscene was hilaiorus

When you screw up and your mom calls you by your full name. Mom- POKÉMON DEXAMETHASONE Pokédex- oh shit

The editing on this was great, I'd like to see more of this type of editing in your next one-off videos as well

“You are a baby”

The Majin Buu voice you gave Nurse Joy fits soooo perfectly with this dialogue and gives me life xD LOL I would sooo be down to watch an entire playthrough of this version xD

I need an entire series of this, it's hilarious

Welcome Pokemon, The World instant JoJo reference

That just sounds like Vietnamese Crystal with less steps

ah danif, my favorite protagonist

Your oak impersonation is legendary

“Bulbasaur down” Damn it, I was invested in the bulbasaur stock market!

6:25 FATAL BLOW?! What is this?! Mortal Kombat XI?

This video made me laugh a few times. Thank you Pat, very cool!

being rivals because ur a baby *claps* this is the best game in history

I'll still never understand buying Pokeballs right away instead of fighting the rival again, then returning to Oak's lab for the five free balls.

Google translate... My only weakness.

Oh no this poor guy was cursed with a voice almost exactly like Verlisify...

The move names are all correct because the capitalized word are considered seperate from the rest of the text.

People asking me: what? You‘re 21 abd still playing Pokemon?? Me: no? (Mma announcer voice) I‘m playing Poké onmon!!!

This wasn't just translated from the original Japanese through Google Translate because "Pokédex" is "pokemon zukan" in Japanese. There's no way that would translate to "dexamethasone" since it doesn't even mean "index". It means "field guide". When I put it through google translate manually, it came up with "Pokemon pictorial book" or "Pokédex", depending on if you use hiragana or kanji for "zukan". Pokéball wouldn't be there either since it's called "monster ball" in Japanese. I wonder how this was really done? It's a really interesting translation because I'm not even quite sure how some of it happened.

I could not stop laughing when watching :D Keep up the great work Danif... I mean Patterrz

please do more of this patterrz i have never laughed so hard in my life

I need 100 more episodes STAT

Gotta catch 'em all! Poké onmon Gotta catch 'em all!!

Omg I can‘t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂 Edit: these videos are one reason why your channel is so special, I love them 😂😂😂

Bulbasasur is clearly the best Pokémo- no, I got that wrong Bulbasaur is clearly the best Poké in onmon existance!

God one year later and this is still hilarious

I shouldn't have tried to drink whilst watching this XD

He is your opponent because you a baby Me: I didn’t know this game roasts

Pokemon-Star Wars crossover confirmed by Oak.

This is the greatest video ive ever watched im laughing so hard

Small angle? Is the Pokédex trying to say Nidoran is acute?

This is high quality content. That was hilarious thank you KZfaq for recommending this to me randomly.

I love how he reads it in suuuupperrr funny voices

No dialogue is more funny to read than Google translated dialogue.

If I had any skills to make these I would make my cursed pkmn yellow mod but I suck and it's hilarious.

The old intro is so nostalgic

10:23 bruh there is reasons. 1. Pokemon arent normal animals, they like fighting and gaining strenght 2.trainers like pokemon and pokemons fight wins make them happy

I laughed so hard,but lucky my family is not home

professor oak is a pokemon lets go and catch him

Pokemon blue but everyone and everything is drunk

I want an entire playthrough on this

Next time ima name myself Danif and my rival Translate

i like how the pokemon centre sign is just P O K E (10:49)

PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE

"Pokémon Fithing for" This remainds me of: "WHAT IM FITHING FOR?" New theore confirmed?

My stomach hurts me because i laughed so hard These wierd things are the reason i see your content

“They are on the inside Poké the ball” and already I’m laughing

0:58 Professor oak has a stroke

All that random chemistry makes my chemist's heart pound faster :D

Wait can you randomise these versions becaus ethat would be a hilarious LP

I think "onmon" is just something like "man" and stuff you just add to sentence in this world. Like "Man, I'm tired.", but like "I'm tired, onmon."

8:22 from know on I will call you Danif the potion

Hi love your channel this is a awesome video , at least the dialogue professer oak has is somewhat like the original

I _want_ to see a full playthrough of this

“Welcome! Pokémon 「THE WORLD」!”

Temmie made this with Yoda's help

This had me laughin so hard i choked

2:51 the mom sounds exactly like teen girl squad from homestar runner

1:50 XD!!!! I cant breathe, call the ambulance

Oak is now a pokemon.

Patterrz Voicing Prof. Oak will Be Perfect

Polypropylene and Dexamethasone, why do the japanese use such big words in a children's game?

9:38 power point polypropylene to complement the *PP*

I would watch a whole playthrough of this, no doubt XD

It sounds like everyone is speaking in riddles

6:25 When pokemon turns into Mortal Kombat

Oak sounds like he's having a stroke, constantly XD

is no one gonna talk about the fact that below squirtle was tinyturtle

Patterrz, dude. I've taken a long hiatus from Pokémon videos in general but I'm at the 2:09 mark and just CRYING from laughing so hard. PLEASE, make more of this.

Excuse me but after you gave Oak's Parcel to the Professor Himself you and rival gets 5 Pokeballs.

Pat you make me smile

More funny than minecraft on Google translate

Still waiting for patterz to finish this game

You should play through the whole thing pls

I love how all the NPC's talk like 3 year olds.

9:09 12:18 when mom calls you by your full name

For a second at the start I thought this is Verslify Also, ZZAZZ translates Pokémon games? Nah he is a hardcore glitch scientist,

The Rowlet in the intro got TRAUMATIZED

What happened to “Penny”?

Injury or co. Hurting people since 1969

This makes me laugh it’s hard to make me laugh in vids

The beginning got me

This game is much more scientific than a normal Pokemon game. Dare I say this is Pokemon Blue: Educational Version? This is the game that they sent to Medical School children, before realize they actually sent beta V 1.0 instead of the completed game