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the lowest possible healing is actually achieved in a pub whenever you're near a medic that refuses to do anything except pocket one specific player

World's slowest ubercharge, you say? That sounds incredibly underwhelming and yet...I'm fascinated.

The highest is obviously Medic's ubersaw with a random crit, the emotional damage cannot even be measured

On the medigun damage part, you completely forgot about the mvm shields that do damage.

“Yeah, I don’t want to watch a feature length film on getting ONE Ubercharge.” Sure, maybe not THIS Ubercharge, but that sounds like a sick idea for an SFM movie. A little warzone film about Medic needing to not die, and find Allie’s who haven’t quite died yet, long enough to build this one charge to win the day and end the madness. Haven’t seen Saving Private Ryan, but it’s what comes to mind for tone.

Can multiple medics stack stomp damage Mantreads style?

Medic can heal up to 205 HP per second, but he can’t heal your marriage.

Since Medic has the stomp ability permanently from the Thermal Thruster bug, would that mean that Medic can also deal Soldier’s ludicrous max damage too?

ok so the thermal thruster bug with medic reminded me to mention this, for pyro you MIGHT be able to do the fall damage stack that soldier can do, if you switch the thermal thruster out while flying by hitting a resupply cabinet when you have another secondary equipped, you permanently have the stomp active, meaning medic and pyro both maybe can do the stack that soldier can

I KNEW IT! I've been gaslit over several YEARS that "Oh the Über rate isn't cut passed the first 2 medics" I was starting to believe it. But no, I was right! The more medics healing a bastard the longer it takes to build Über. I KNEW IT!

Hang on, what if you were in a 32 player server, and all the medics used the quick fix to heal one pyro using the jetpack, then all the medics stood on top of one another like with the manntread thing, and one medic fell on top from highertower, would it jack up the damage just like the manntreads?

we need a 2 hours video of the longest uber charging possible

I'm gonna have to mess around with the perma-stomp after healing a thermal thruster pyro, sounds fun!

With VSH it's now possible to have 31 people on one team in an official gamemode on a 32 person server. This should be taken into account for such things as the amount of Uber you can get from an Amputator taunt. Not particularly useful for testing actual weapons though since you kinda can't use any if you're not on the team with the 31 people.

The haste powerup should just flat double uber and heal rates for all mediguns, rather than mvm upgrades depending on base charge rate. This may only apply if powerup mode is on. Agility does just not apply the heal rate nerf but doesn't increase healing or uber from base either.

3:09 at that point, you're probably doing more harm then good with that arrow stuck in his forehead.

Now that the player cap has been incresed to 100 . Can you calculate how much damage Soldier can do with the manntreads now ?

the Quick-Fix always builds Über at the fastest rate because it has a max overheal penalty, so it never reaches 100% overheal

Kinda cool that the thumbnail depicts the BLU Medic defeating the RED Heavy, usually it's the other way around.

that spy, standing there motionless with a sapper in both hands like he's doing a school presentation, is about to become the most powerful entity in all of videogaming

The Overdose and Ubersaw is an underrated weapon combo, use the Uber saw to gain Uber and the overdose makes you move faster the more Uber you have

Imagine you spend 2 hours building Uber, walk around a corner and get quickscoped instantly

That overhead shot of the medics healing the spy looks like you’re attempting a summoning ritual 🤣

Andy Warhol: *Hours-long movie of a shot of the Empire State* SquimJim: *Hours-long movie of 31 medics ubering a spy*

I commented it somewhere, but for Zatoichi damage you could try to go for MvM (like here with medigun upgrades). Damage upgrades + krits on it against a Samurai Demo who does get 1 shot by it (which has more hp than soldier)

I like the thumbnail reference. Thanos didn’t know what hit him.

Thought experiment now with this one. How much dps can a single spy survive with the 30 medics healing him? Or 29 if we have two classes buddying up

Now we gotta figure out the highest and lowest damage for Saxton Hale

building uber for 2 hours and 39 minutes is actually one of the best ideas for those pointlessly long youtube videos out there.

I would love to see the new possible highest damage as soldier with a mantread tower because of the player limit raised to 100 players.

Imaging building Uber for 2 hours just for the ubered player to miss al his shots

I have a suggestion that you should see what the fastest possible speed every class can go is

Quick fixes ubercharge rate would be more that 37 seconds till max because quick fix can’t actually get more than 142.5% overheal on a patient

so if medic can stomp without needing an item... can he get soldiers ability to vaporize the universe by stomping on 30 other medics with the bug

Today ive learnd that the crossbow gives ubercharge

I don't know what's more baffling. That the slowest ubercharge takes so much time or the fact that even in that time you can't finish fucking Avatar 2.

While the saxton hale vid for this series I think will definitely be fun for you to make I also imagine it would be a chore to setup as he isn’t a selectable class and he is only tied to a few maps

Best thumbnail art in the series imo

For the mvm section the vax can get the same uber charge rate as the other mediguns if you equip vax upgrade the ubercharge rate swap to a diffrent medigun leave spawn swap back to vax then go to the upgrade station put a point into somthing that isnt the medigun then upgrade uber charge rate. Its not useful but you can do it

its always a treat to catch yall im pubs. keep up the great work. im Mr.Slappy/SpidorZ mayhaps you remember our games. they get quite intense for me as i never actually try.

with valve making it possible for a 100 player server, the damage the soldier can do has been increased

As a medic main i completely forgot that the syringe guns go in the primary slot cause i just made a loadout for each medigun with the crossbow and Uber saw and never opened the medics loadout screen again

5:20 i got an ad the second you finished that sentence lol

Thanks, knowing this i might be able to gain my first uber charge! I cant wait to see what it does

when you brought up mediguns can kill I seriously thought you where gonna mention RPS taunt win kill

5:06 couldn't you have used a ton of the jetpack bugged medics to deal a similar amount to the mantreads

Putting Needle Man from Megaman 3 on as soon as you start talking about the Syringe Guns was amusing.

We must have a video of medic healing for 1-2 hour's straight

2 Hours 34 Minutes and 39 Seconds. Or about 1 Round of Pub Powerhouse

You're telling me a class that's not meant for direct combat doesn't have damage potential that's all that impressive? Shocking.

Oops! That wasn’t medicine- SquimJim commuting war crimes to see the highest damage possible by Medic

6:57 HEY BOIS THIER A SPY IN THAT DARN CORNER

What about using the quick fix Uber in MVM. It heals even faster than crit heals for some reason (idk how fast but it is definitely faster)

That Uber rating at the end was crazy, I ain't gonna complain about how slow my Uber builds ever again with how slow that build up was.

Knowing that the Medic can goomba stomp people with the help of Pyro’s Jetpack is very niche and situational information that may or may not come in handy one day. Nonetheless neat

Is that a Dr. Steel medic? Nice.

THat quickfix fact is crazy. I need to do that in game, except no one jetpacks.

@SquimJim now that there is a new 100 player cap to tf2, how much can soldiers stomp do now?

i loved the part where you said "but can they" when asking if the medigun can deal damage

OK 2 things, 1. in your highest and lowest damage video for the soldier that's actually not his highest damage, in the new update to tf2, 100 player severs became a thing, so you could do the same set up with all the mantread soldiers but just with more soldiers and 2. A pyro can do the finishing blow in a stack of mantread soldiers, let me explain. In tf2 there's a bug where if you equip a loadout as pyro whith the thermal thruster, get in game with that loadout and then change your loadout for pyro in the menu to something without the thermal thruster but still have it on in game and the do a thermal thruster jump into the resawn cabinet, if you do that the game gives you the new loadout while simultaneously thinking your constantly in a thermal thruster jump. Because you did this you will always have the ability to stomp people. So if you loaded up a 100 people higher tower server,got a heavy from either teem and put a pyro that did the bug on top of the heavy and then set up the 97 mantread soldiers, and then had a mantread soldier or a thermal thruster pyro jump all the way from the top of higher tower on all the soldiers, you could have the damage from the soldier or pyro who jumped from the top be multiplied through all the 97 mantread soldiers, and once through the pyro who would do the finishing blow on the heavy, that would be the pyro's true highest damage.

Honestly, you might have underestimated people. A two and a half hour video about the worlds slowest uber charge has potential.

Just wanna say that the Dr. Steel medic goes so hard

10:53 I really expected a Raid: Shadow Legends ad there lmao

At 7:05 I’m pretty sure that’s a spy wit the box taunt off on the left there

You left the primary weapons section in the same chapter of the video as the intro so I initially skipped it when trying to skip the sponsored segment.

Assuming medic stomp works like mantreads you could deal a lot of damage by stacking mantread soldiers on a heavy and having medic initiate the stomp chain

i imagine the medi gun occasionaly giving 25 a second could have to do with the same bug that makes you pick up 21 metal from a small ammo pack if the sever is run on windowsf

10:26 When the sniper is the most competent player on your team

SquimJim,why don’t you get 29 quick fix medics who have healed a Thurmal thruster pyro and then stomp on them with the reflect power up with the max height.Unless I’m missing something obvious,I think you should try that out

Excellent use of Infinity Mijinion's music.

Yooo i was binging the entire series when i saw this was a fresh upload

In a randomized, having the blutsauger while not medic does -1 damage, but the damage is green so it’s the lowest healing damage.

WE NEED TO TEST SLOWEST HEALING WITH 99 MEDICS!

Isn’t that thumbnail a reference to Drax the Destroyer fighting Thanos in Marvel Comics?

11:28 This looks so stupid, yet Beautiful and I absolutly love it!

0:12 omg im a medic main and i didnt know😱😱😱! ware they added in the summer update😱😱? idk i only have my backpack full of ubersaws, crossbows and strange/kill-streak mediguns.

this is the first episode in this series that has the Blue Medic killing the Red Heavy in the thumbnail (everyone other one had the red team killing the blue team)

with the recent 100 players update, that slowest ubercharge just got a hell of a lot slower

For Uber gain what about set up time before matches where you get much faster Uber gain?

2 questions 1.can you stack inferno thruster quickfix bug medics to multiply the damage like mantreads soldiers? 2. do MvM healing upgrades effect the quickfix's uber heal rate?

1:47 why does the character portrait not have the weapons of the actual medic?

Could the bugged Medic do the Mantreads stack thing?

wonder if the game would crash if we did a 99 manthread stomp now

but what if the gomba stomp quick fix medic landed on a soldier with the mantreads on somebody else?

dude what if the overdose had a saw that fit it with an affect based on Uber, and then there would be a battle medic subclass that was still incentivized to heal teammates

Hey look somebody remembered the medic in a all class series LAZY PURPLE

This is the first time I discovered that the crossbow gives uber

4:50 New Soundsmith Funny Moment

I am curious now though, will the bug with healing a Thermal Thruster Pyro with the Quick Fix also do the same insane damage as the Manntreads do when stacking 31 Manntreads Soliders on top of each other?

4:06 this loadout reminds me of Dr.Steel

Wow I didn't know crossbow gave Uber thanks Jim :)

Would the mantreads's thing work on the medic who has healed a jetpacking pyro one?

You should see how Pyros burn healing debuffs effects dispensers healing, itll make absolutely no sense to anyone.

you need to update the man treads video for the 100player server limit update

It's actually surprising how much people tend to underestimate the blutsauger. I used to main it for a long time, and it's quite an excellent defensive weapon against anyone dumb enough to come at you in a straight line.

The Vaccinator does have another Ubercharge rate ghost upgrade that allows it to reach the same maximum uber build rate as other medi guns. This upgrade has been the source of many game-breaking exploits, which are banned in speedruns.

Wait does the quick fixes stomp work like the mantreads? If so then its max is very scary

Can you get 100% change from amp in a larger server? What would be the max charge and healing done? Be in 100 player servers