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As a German I liked the totally standard German presented in the Video.

femboy german is literally the absolute perfect way to describe dutch

As a certified Russian speaker, I can confirm that the ending was the most beautiful words I have ever heard.

Dainish would be a strong contender, if not for the fact that it is a throat disease and not a language.

This is honestly the best video to date that language simp has put out. Amazing production quality, camera, and writing.

As an Arab you don’t know how pleasant it feels to see a foreigner trying to learn our language and talk about it positively despite that it’s considered one of the hardest Also the part with the Yemeni guy was so funny 😂😂😂 شكراً جزيلاً لك من بغداد 🇮🇶❤️

I've always heard a lot of people say German and Arabic are ugly, but I always disagreed! They only have a reputation for sounding ugly because the world's most infamous German and Arab examples were horrid people and spoke very angrily in brusque tones, spittle flying. But when you hear these languages in contemporary, casual conversation, like two friends just sitting in a cafe? They're so beautiful to listen to. Arab has this gorgeous airiness to it, it sounds so light like it's dancing, and German has such meaty consonants that feel good on your tongue, I love attempting to pronounce it.

Концовка особенно трогательна... 🥲

for the chinese part he said: Maybe it's because every syllable is a character, and every character is has multiple tones. And they are noticeable separations between different words. And that might lead to an inconsistent sound. edit: the replies below have given their own takes, but just remember that i am only providing a translation.

It's really disappointing that this got age restricted, it's an amazing video, keep up the good work 🤩

Allow me to break free from the permanent layer of irony that language Simp and all his fans exist in and say: this has got to be your best video to date. Loved it, great work. 🎉 You are doing something really unique for language learning. A comedic channel with widespread appeal based around learning languages!? All highschool language teachers, men and women, wish they could be you.

Every language (except esperanto) is gorgeous. Fine. Btw “fine” isn’t the english word “fine”; it means “end” in italian.

1:07 As a German I didn’t understand one word. THAT ISNT GERMAN

Great video with all the guests! Do more like this

I like your video sooo much. You are really passionate about languages as I am. It is nice to see someone like this.

Всегда мечтал выучить немецкий на разговорном уровне, кто и по какой причине может считать этот язык (и на него похожие) плохим?

I think german is relatively pretty, only outsiders pronounce the words harshly, the germans pronounce it quite melodically. Im not into Dutch though, its like German mixed with English while you are constantly choking on something

Так приятно, что вы любите свою аудиторию, вам тоже туда же ❤

Не перестаю удивляться, как же хорошо Симп понимает русский язык и русскую культуру

I love that the French friend said Sacrebleu. A) Non one uses that. B) everyone thinks we use that

Sinceramente, amo tus videos, me río mucho con cada uno de ellos jajsjsja, estuvo muy bueno. Sigue así bro.❤❤

these videos are so entertaining dude keep it going

This is such a good video, nice job

Ты потрясающий!!!! Спасибо за этот классный, добрый, весёлый выпуск!!!!

This ending in russian made my day. Thx

I thought I'd like and comment too - it's a great video! Funny and generous

Cool video.Thank for making amazing video

1:00 As someone who speaks German I can confirm that is in fact the hochest Deutsch ever spoken..

Joking aside, it's definitely a contest between Northern Dutch and some Vietnamese dialects and related languages. The former has so much choking it makes Hebrew sound soothing in comparison. g, ch and r are all godawfully uvular and fricative, and the speaker you chose was far from the worst - to hear how bad it gets just turn on any Dutch talk show. Belgian Dutch on the other hand sounds sweet and aristocratic as hell, it's a mix of all the best features of Germanic with some additional French charm. And Vietnamese literally sounds like tape being played backwards, due to all the glottal stops with and without those implosive consonants, plus the retroflex weirdness and the incredible amount of nasality. And the incredible amount of vowel combinations with tones added on top. And the even-more-than-Chinese monosyllabic, choppy nature of it. Even American sounds like a normal language next to that. And as another comment says, Danish doesn't count since it's actually a throat disease.

Such a beautiful video!

It's all about the flow. I kind of hated the nasals and r in French when I started learning the language, but now that I can speak with a little bit of proficiency I actually quite like the way they fit into the language. Over time languages develop their own natural flow. If people started speaking Esperanto as a native language, even that would sound beautiful after three generations.

I used to think the same about German, but I ones came across Rock group that sings songs in German and now I have mixed feelings about it.

That was the most beautiful endings I have ever seen in my entire life, thank you so much!!!!!!🤧🤧😭😭😱😱

French guy living in Germany here. Often Germans tell me "I like French and I wish I could speak it, German is so ugly in comparison" and I'm always both flattered and annoyed because god damn it I didn't come here to learn an ugly language! Respect yourselves people, your language is _not_ ugly

just to support you, great video as always

Мне нравится итог видео. И вообще. Если язык кажется уродливым, то, скорее всего, вы просто не привыкли к нему. Пара языков и мне казалось не особо приятными на слух, но после того, как к ним привыкаешь, они перестают таковыми казаться.

People who say German is ugly only know German from Hitler speeches, which was a stylized way of a dictator talking to a crowd, not how anyone actually talks.

4:00 - woooooaaaahhhh... it sounds beautiful! Awesome! It's my next-to-go language now. 😍 I wanna hear it again. It sounds nice.

Русские концовки всегда ставят мощную точку в любой дискуссии) Четко, молодец.

То что прощание было на русском стало приятным сюрпризом! Спасибо что выпускаешь такие интересные видео!

GERMAN IS NOT UGLY IT'S BEAUTIFUL 😥😢 it pisses me off how ppl call it harsh and ugly but I've always found it melodic and mild

Dude, I don't know English, except for a couple of words, but I understood this rofl with a British accent and laughed heartily. Thank you for the uplifted mood

thanks for the beautiful words in the ending, love you too

I am an german and this is the most beatiful word Rindfleischettikitierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetzt

There is beauty in every language. We just need to learn to hear it. If we can't, that's our problem. Just like you, I get very annoyed when people say that German is ugly, or stuff like that. As for French, for me it's one of the two most beautiful languages in the world, Italian being the other one.

Quality work champ.

I remember the first video of yours I’ve ever watched and I couldn’t tell if you were being sarcastic or actually being serious bc there’s people that make very similar videos to yours but minus the sarcasm lmao

I love the humour on this channel XD As a person who speaks german, english, cantonese and really bad mandarin chinese, its funny seeing most of those languages on the ugly list

I disagree with the idea that every language that sounds harsh is immediately ugly which most people seem to think. Harsh sounds have their charm and really create their own unique way of expressing yourself in a language imo

I love languages, especially the Chinese and Russian languages And I’m Arabic

Every language is beautiful and unique in its own way

lol you even put in all the stereotypical jokes for each country :D like french not answering to english or austria being repeatedly confused with australia. chapeau

السلام عليكم انا من عراق وانا احاول ان اتعلم русский و شكراً لرايك على اللغه العربيه Мир вам.Я из Ирака.Я пытаюсь выучить русский язык.Спасибо за ваше мнение об арабском языке..

i really like youre outro

Could I get some tips on how to learn Norwegian without any apps? I want to learn it so I can say mean things to people that only speak English because I can

Whenever I hear Polish being spoken it reminds me of the one time I had a wasp nest removed from my house. The bzzzz bzzz bzzz souds just like polish with their sz cz rz and other shit

As a Brazilian, french is the worse language

How the hell is this age restricted??? Nice video, gonna watch every add you (not youutbe) insert.

Language simp, you said in your livestream that you are thinking about learning Slovenian. Slovenian is my mother tongue so I would be happy to help you in any way.

This was actually quite wholesome

Ich bin un mec qu'aime to learn new languages, es un mundo jodidamente chingon 🤙🏻 y espero pronto dominar los tres lenguajes que estoy aprendiendo

hi dude! I am russian, and I like ur videos. it's so fun to see how foreigner trying to teach me my language xD just kidding! actually all my life (i am 23) trying learn ENG like a casual... so it's intresting see ur problems that you face while learning Russian. ty for expanding the capabilities of my brain

Who is the humanity's disgrace who said that german is ugly it's actually million time better than french

I think German sounds beautiful, imagine calling it ugly. Hindi…on the other hand…(nah, I’m just a little irritated on my language learning journey)

I had been wondering actually what even makes a language beautiful, since Duolingo really wants to tell you how many are. It also described Korean as handsome, and German as cute. I can't speak for the former, but I agree with German. Baumwolle :3 . It also just sounds nice. I do wonder though, if no language can be ugly, can one truly be beautiful? Might just be personal prefence at the end of the day. I do know personally I don't really like the sound of French, but the hideous overuse of it, and uber strong French accents in car and perfume adverts could be the main cause of that.

3:37 I wouldn't say you grinded french for years as you use the verbs in infinitive when they should be change (3:05) which is basics

Subscribed after last phrase XD

The "except Esperanto" part got me off guard

my cousin is going to canada and she probably gonna suffer learning french off duolingo😍🎉 yes i use duolingo too and im still safe. for now.

I’m surprised you haven’t done a language review on German 🇦🇹🇩🇪(Deutsch) yet.

I don't know about Danish or Chinese but I do love German and French, both languages are amazing. Actually I don't think any language is ugly. I love this video, congrats Language Simp greets from Ecuador

I'm Mexican, I love Spanish but then when I hear myself speaking it I really find it ugly😅

可能是因为每个音节都是一个字，而每个字都会有好几个声调，字和字之间界限分明，所以听起来会有些不连续感。This may be because each syllable is a word, and each word has several tones, with distinct boundaries between words, so it can sound discontinuous.

Does anyone know if Gropy (Danish speaker) is a native speaker?? The prosody and choice of words just seemed a little of imo

if someone hears Lebanese or Syrian dialects of Arabic, they will love it, they are the romantic accents in the Arab world, any Arab who can't speak French will use those dialects as the (language of love).

"I'm going with my own intuition. I think the English accent is ugly." Wait, we gave the world the word "wankpuffin" and this is how you repay us???

Unlike the stereotype, I think the spoken German is sultry and smooth, perhaps due to the "sch" sound that is used a lot in the spoken language. It sounds like a snake's hiss, which I found oddly comforting. Of course, this excludes the screaming part (heck, any language will sound harsh and ridiculous if the speaker is screaming and/or constantly mad)

I'm not a polyglot, but I love watching movies in their original languages. So far I have encountered some that I find a bit grating, especially after 2 hours of so: French, Hebrew, Dutch and any Gaelic (not many movies in Gaelic to be fair 😅). Oh, and also - as an Italian - Italian. We have just too many vowels 🙄

It’s interesting to think about what it is that makes people think a particular language is ugly, be it representation of speakers, unfamiliarity of the language’s sounds, spellings, etc.

5:22 「可能是因為每個音節都是一個字, 而每個字都可以有好幾個聲調, 字和字界線分明, 所以聽請來會有些不連續感。」 (Kě néng shì yīn wèi měi gè yīn jié dōu shì yī gè zì, ér měi gè zì dōu kě yǐ yǒu hǎo jǐ gè shēng diào, zì hé zì jiè xiàn fēn míng, suǒ yǐ tīng qǐng lái huì yǒu xiē bù lián xù gǎn.) Perhaps it is because each syllable is a separate word, and each word have multiple tones. the boundaries between words are distinct, so perhaps listening may feel somewhat discontinuous. - by the way , i don't know what the ugliest language is, but i think that the most powerful language is taiwanese language臺語 (Hokkien language閩南語) , especially when you scold people!😂 like this example : kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fsiRmqWhq8ibkWg.html

There is no ugly language. All languages are amazing, all languages are awesome!

Dude, how did you make that thing with your eye at 5:31?!

As a Dane, we do not have a throat disease. And I appreciate you saying it's beautiful ❤️

As my roommate once said "English is just a butchered German"

Proud to see West-Flemish recognised 💪🏻

Lol @ that cinder block background

I'm glad you finished this contentious video with an upbeat and friendly "idi nahui".

East flemish with the soft g is the perfect mix between harsh g from Holland and barely any g from west flanders.

You could make an argument that the way some Danes speak has evolved out of a language reform binge that introduced... some new economisations to compensate for unnatural sounds.. that now has evolved into just muddle again, which is why the language reforms came up to begin with. That's not pretty. But it's typically nice to listen to anyway. I think the best argument for establishing that an ugly language exists, other than Esperanto, is to point out that modern American "common speak" from TV, basically, has evolved out to disassociate itself from all traces of actual language character. It's all well enough when foreigners will adopt a plain English accent to avoid the breakage, or work with creating the sounds that are distinguishably American English. But I have actually heard several foreigners now who have had better "Acme American" accents - as in having the mannerisms that make something instantly sound American - than natives. Because they speak consciously, privately and otherwise, in a way that would remove the "tell" from their accent. And that's another way, without Danish language-reform, to end up in a place where the now super-plain language will evolve to make "economisations" of sounds from that identityless, constructed language without character. Which makes an ugly language.

1:02 as if I were talking in my hometown, very good presentation of the standard formulation in Germany.

great video, sorry it got age restricted 😢

I GUESSED THE PLOT TWIST AT 6:20 I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF

I fell out of my chair laughing when you called dutch, femboy German... (and I'm a dutch native speaker 😂)

Make 2nd pt of shockin' people on vr chat

Million subscribers soon!

We Flemish people can't stand the ridiculous accent of the Netherlands and their gorgeled G-sound. We Flemish people don't have the accent at all and we pronounce the "G" very softly. Flemish is also much much closer to German than normal Dutch.

Hey Language Simp I Have A Question, How Do You Learn Language So Fast?(EG: The Hindi You Can Speak By Just 2 Weeks) 2. On What Platform You Are Learning The Languages? .

btw Chinese is not just mandarin, they have dialects like a lot of them for example cantonese and it has 8 tone rather than 4 tine like mandarin.

As an european who learned french in school for 5 years, I still hate it. At best the pronounciation reminds me of snobs wanting to sound cool while also discriminating latin and the truly beautiful languages such as italian or spanish. At worst they sound angry, cutting the whole sentence which feels like listening to a chinese speaker.