The intro is how I imagine a typical interaction between two Japanese people😂 when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object

The intro reminded me of a painful memory when I mistakenly said 孕ませ instead of 払わせ when offering to pay for my friend's bill.

Examples transcript: 今日は私が払いますよ。 いやいや、いいですよ！悪いですよ！ いや、遠慮しないでください。今回は私におごらせてください。 いやいや、そういうわけにはいきませんよ。 いいから私に払わせてくださいよ。 いやだからそういうわけにはいかないんですよ。 だから俺が払うって言ってるんだから払わせろよ！ だからいいって言ってるだろ！ なんだと？俺が払うって言ってんだから払わせろコノヤロー！ 悪いから大丈夫だっつってんだろコノヤロー！ なんだとコノヤロー！ なんだとコノヤロー！ 今日は私が払いますよ。 え？払ってくれるんですか？ありがとうございます！ あ…、はい。（あっちゃー、遠慮してくれると思ったんだけどなー） 田中さん、あのー、今夜うちで食事しませんか？今日すき焼きにする予定なんですよ。 いや、いいですよ。悪いですよ。私たちが行くと準備する材料とかも増えてしまうし、ご迷惑になるし。 いや、大丈夫ですよ。材料はたくさんあるので。遠慮しないでご家族で来てください。 田中さん、ケーキまだまだあるよ。もっと食べて。 あ、いやー、僕はこれだけでいいです。 いやいや、そんな遠慮しなくていいから。実は冷蔵庫にまだ一個あるんだ。だから遠慮しないでどんどん食べて！ お酒はまだまだあるからね！遠慮しないで飲んで！ まだ料理はいっぱいあるからね！遠慮しないで食べてね！ ねえ、お兄さん、腹パンやっていかない？一回千円で、俺のお腹10回思いっきり殴っていいよ。 ほう、本当に思いっ切り殴っていいんだな？ うん、遠慮しないでなぐっていいよ。 おい、ブルマ、千円よこせ。こいつの腹を思いっ切りなぐってもいいそうだ。 だめよベジータ！そんなことしたらこの人死んじゃうじゃない。 死んだらまたドラゴンボールで生き返らせてやればいいだろ。 … 準備はいいな？じゃあ遠慮なくやるぞ。 あ…、あのー、やっぱなかったことにしてください。千円返すんで。 ねえ、私太ったと思う？ え、いや、そんなことないと思うけど…。 ねえ、遠慮しないで本当のこと言っていいよ。 え？うーん。まあ、ちょっと太ったかな？ えー！ひどい！私デブだって！？そんなこと言われて△＄♪×￥○＆％…。 ねえねえ、今夜飲みに行かない？ いやー、行きたいんですけど、昨日も飲んだばかりだし、妻にもここ一週間飲むなって言われてるし、なので今回は遠慮します。 ご遠慮ください。 バスの中での通話はご遠慮ください。 あのー、すいません、当店は飲食禁止なので、食べ物の持ち込みはご遠慮ください。 少しは遠慮しろ よし！今回は俺の奢りだ！みんな遠慮なく注文していいぞ！ え、本当ですか！じゃあ遠慮なく！あのー、すいません！この店で一番高いお酒って何ですか？…え？ロマネコンティ？300万円？あ、じゃあそれ2本ください！ お前ふざけるな！そんな高いお酒二本も買えるわけないだろ！あの、すいません、今のキャンセルで。 え？でも今遠慮しないで注文してって言ったじゃないですか！ お前物事には限度ってものがあるだろ？お前少しは遠慮しろ！本当にずうずうしいうやつだなお前は。 切腹 わかってるな？俺がこう腹を左から右に切る。そしたら介錯人のお前がこの首を落とせ。俺がお前の師匠だったからと言って遠慮は要らない。思い切り俺の首を切ってくれ。 わかりました！師匠！ よし！じゃあ始めるぞ…。 よし！じゃあやってくれ！ 師匠！やっぱりできません！ お前ふざけるなよ！俺がどんだけ痛いのかわかってんのか？いいから遠慮しないで早く切ってくれ！ やっぱりできません！ あー、もうだめだ。うう。 ... いたたたたたた。 すいません！師匠！ 「すいません」じゃないよお前！俺がどれだけ痛かったのかわかってんのか？ うんまあ、過ぎたことを言ってもしょうがない。そうだ、お菓子とか果物とかあるから、お前食べていいぞ？ え？でもこれは師匠へのお供え物…じゃなくてお見舞い品ですよね？そんな私が食べちゃわるいですよ！ 大丈夫だ。遠慮するな。 え？そうですか？じゃ、遠慮なく！ お前そういう時は遠慮しろ！ほんとにふざけた野郎だなお前。これで失敗すんの三回目だぞ？

Came for the learning, stayed for the dialogues

I love how Kaname’s examples always end up with someone being called an “asshole” 😹.

Argument slowly devolving into two Japanese vampires hissing at each other. Love it.

Great video! Wasn’t expecting the Dragonball reference out of nowhere, www

Funny enough, 遠慮 is one of the first things I learned about Japanese culture from games.

The opening was very funny, you should consider being a voice actor in anime or something Kaname-san 🤣

In Russian we 遠慮しないで as say "не стесняйся". Actually it maps to "don't be shy" in english exactly

こんな楽しい動画作って有り難うござましたぁぁ

the fact that いいですよ！悪いですよ！ makes any sense blows my mind

先日「ずうずうしい」って勉強して、この動画のおかげで覚えやすくなります。

Amazing video as always. ありがとうございますかなめ先生! If it's possible, I would like to see a video about "おけ" at the end of a verb like "見ておけ" "食べておけ" . thank you for your hard work!

Thanks for these videos. Makes learning a lot easier 😁👍

Kaname you're an absolute legend and your lessons are dope AF! I legitimately learn a great deal from your vids. Keep up the good work.

遠慮する　at least at first is also a very Filipino trait.

Love this! So funny 😆 And so easy to understand! You're the best, Kaname!

The intro killed me! 😂

遠慮 literally means "further consider" in Chinese and we don't use it in the extreme wrap around way like Japanese do, so it is always bizarre for me whenever I encounter a sign saying ご遠慮ください.

Thank you for the lesson! Now I think of えんりょ as "a feeling of concern that prevents action".

what i find so interesting is that although we don't have a specific word for it like japanese does, greek people do the exact same thing. I know that other cultures also have some version of this as polite courtesy, but I think it's a lot more relaxed and straightforward with, say, americans. if someone offers to pay, they just pay and that's that. greek people will offer and insist, but it's an unspoken rule that you have to fight them back about it at least 2 or 3 times. but it's so interesting that you have an actual word for this kind of thing

Kaname-san, thank you so much. I have learned a lot of Japanese language and culture from your videos. You are a very good teacher and at the same time also a very good actor. :) Two thumbs up for you.

Very cute. Very fun way to learn and see concepts applied in conversation. :)

That intro😂👌🏽💯

This is a virtue that is particularly evident in Japan and is often scarce in other countries.

The argument between friends because they don't want the other to pay the bill is a very tipical thing in Italy too ahahah On some aspects, sometimes I feel like our "repertoire" of expressions of courtesy is similar to that of Japan

the delivery and 会話 is absolute gold 😅

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that intro is so good

Persians and Indians (Hindi) have this as well. it's a whole game/strategy involved. cool to see another culture have something quite similar.

anyone who offers to pay for me will be sorely mistaken if they think i'ma えんりょ on them

Kaname sensei has been following the west’s Shogun frenzy huh😂

what i like about your channel, is i will pick up on a new word, in this case enryou, and i will began using it my in daily conversations out of nowhere.

AHHHH the Dragon Ball reference sent me through the roof. I wasn't ready for that lol 😅

Best Japanese teacher/KZfaqr

I believe I was born in the wrong cultural group. 😂😂😂😂😂 I do all of this instinctively.

I was not expecting the Dragon Ball conversation, nor the seppuku.

Ok, that went south pretty fast.😂

Love this one 😆 in finland we do this same thing specifically while having coffee at someone's place

先生オモロイですね～😊😊😊

6:26 ok didn’t expect such graphic content 😂

Imagine a video just full of dialogues from him

人无远虑，必有近忧

So how does one know if someone is serious about paying the bill? And do Japanese go dutch at all, i.e. each person paying for one’s own meal when eating together? How do you establish that? (I know this is not the point of the video but I’m just curious.)

my goat

the things kaname sacrifices to make sure our japanese is natural to native speakers

When I saw the thumbnail I read it as マケノミスタケ...

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂the beginning and the ending...

You are a genius! Thank you so much for helping us learners. :) I was wondering if you could cover "なる"? I have problems understanding it sometimes, especially in になっている or ようになっている, etc. よろしくお願いします!!

kaname, 意向形とだろう/でしょうについての動画をお作り願います。pls pls pls

ベジータは絶対に許さんぞって言った。😊

Greetings from Venezuela, South America. 🇻🇪👌

Bro, you're a good actor 😂

That social contract is actually also pretty common in Europe.

Brilliant!

Nice cold open

えんりょ is hard to pronounce

I died laughing when the title Seppuku popped up 😂😂😂

The equivalent phrase in english would be "don't be modest" or "don't be shy".

I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE WHAT THIS IS

Interesting that 払うって言ってるんだから　is pronounced　払うtゆってんだから in fast speech at 0:22.

I am always curious of his wifu as there is a wedding(?) picture on the left hand side. aren’t you guys don’t?

ｔｈｉｒｄ yo

Esto es GENIAL

Is that an Akita dog? Sorry not good at distinguishing dog breed. It is so adorable!!!

家;いえ;ie=house, by all breathy Google definitions, so: why would 'ie' be the most popular way to relay 'no', exactly? if simply phonetically similar enough, i agree there! 🙏

00:37 It is at this precise moment that, were a Pan troglodytes present, the face peeling would beginコノヤロー

Grazie.

Do that in Germany and you will go broke. You wanna pay the bill. You pay the bill!

Me, not a japanese: "You're paying? Frick yeah. I'm waiting outside." "You're fat. Fat fat fat. So fat,your mom calls you fat." "Can I also go for a stomach kick?"

I need a guide for allllllllll the 限り

i'm sure that kaname was a yankee in the past LOL

例文が面白い ww🤣😂

〜コノヤロー！

that‘s a bit like Iranian Taarof

I think the custom is stupid if you don't actual plan to pay. You're trying to be polite? So lying about your intentions is polite? Since when? And what do you get out of that situation? Possibly paying the bill you said you'd pay. Congratulations you played yourself.

Kaname-san, please help me. I rely on captions to understand what is said in videos. The KZfaq captions are so, so terrible. Somehow, the captions get markedly worse at regular intervals. I know providing captions is a lot of work for people making videos, so KZfaq SHOULD provide readable captions. But KZfaq does not do this. Please consider making captions for videos. Thanks, sensei!

Kawaii corgi inu ❤

eeeeh 今日は👋😃😂

Wtf was that suicide example

1000% down on いや 😂

Mogu mogu mogu 😂

笑死www

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