You again. Thought you got crushed by cross rock

Shizaaaaa

@@Anonymous-73 rip

*So This is, Requiem* ...

Oh god, this made me laugh so bad-

God please no

@Polpo Giovanna That is... creepy 7~7

@Christopher Gourley ever heard of sarcasm >~>

E

TheMemeGamer it’s shrex

same

Not u using "himself" to talk about mewtwo when it's genderless

@@nobod1921 not you complaining about one mistake to a 5 month old comment

3:21

Or just a macular that simply doesn’t let you leave under no circumstances or powers. It just very bleakly and in a monotone way says “you can’t leave”

Nice 69th like

also great job

I remember when that happened to me too

reminds of me of when i used 30 ultra balls, and didnt catch thundorus, but then threw 1 pokéball and i caught it

Bro u are so lucky!! First try too

HB Pencil same

In the name of the mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Same

I thought of the same thing. It would've been hilarious, but predictable.

Yep

Nice

@@voidorsomethinglol6578 Lmao

0_o

I'll use love balls too then,it's hygienic for them!

So thats why my pokemon always tired and long to escape

In lets go pickachu I caught a moltres with a pokeball

Sir magikarp can be convincing sometimes

The tower jojo reference

@@zacharysison4958 Yep.

Kore ga requiemo

and then mewtwo experiences being put in a ball infinitely.

kore ga REQUIEM da

Man of culture

N I C E

UwU

*starts shaking faster*

Hmm i wonder why 🤔

Eww, I mean- cute

…dude. You know what that means, right?

Well the ball did shake alot

I mean Mewtwo can actually use the tail

Oh god

Gardavor literly says nothing*

@@fragilis3240 is it gud one tho?

WOW... THAT IS RELATABLE

But genderless doesn't mean asexual (the biological term, not the sexuality one).

I kinda understand though

I mean he should have done that but he doesn’t have sexual parts so I guess he’s non binary

@@adrien4269yeah but mewtwo doesnt have a pp-

…crap… you got me thinkin now…

I wonder….

You also got me thinking

Pokeballs canonically do not work on humans

@@burgerkingfries4941 good

GO THREATEN BALL!

Dude! Be a bro! Wild Pokemon are people too!

@@Evan-cl9be I think he's saying that because he wants to use it in himself

It's not always a good idea to use a pokeball on humans! I don't think I should have to explain it, but here I am.

Throw it at yourself

@@Quandaledinger that's what I did, and it was a ditto. It then turned into justin bieber and I wanted out of there real fast.

Facts

Yep 100%

But im genderless

wait Mewtwo so what was the real story

@@cuteiethecaretakersalazele5439 but u can use your tail

Which would suck if you’re trying to get a legendary and it’s your only Poké ball you had

That's actually not true at all. It is specifically made to bypass the catching formula so it won't fail even if you want to.

@@UltimateRaven Sorry but we're both right. In Gen 1 the Masterball has a 1 in 65536 chance to fail but in all other releases it's just an automatic catch

@@thepanzerofthelake732 You gonna need some serious citations for that. In gen 1, ATTACKS that are 100% accurate always had a 1/256 chance to miss due to a coding error. People often mistakenly think that it also applied to master balls. The only instance that I am aware of where the master ball can fail is if you try to catch a ghost Marowak with it.

​@@Vengir The 1/256 glitch applies to catching as well, as it's a failure of the checksum. The Master ball has a catch value of 256, which SHOULD be perfectly accurate and a 100% success rate, but when they coded the game, they coded it to check if the generated value to hit/catch was LESS than the number required to succeed rather than Less than or equal to.

This happens a lot to me once I threw three but it didn't work 😭

@@MateoGarcia-oh8xu Your luck is so bad, that it even destroys the matrix of Pokémon... Wow....

I already knew that 😅

Mateo Garcia Actually the master ball is a 9.99% catch chance according to something lol your luck is so bad

@@raisinx actually master is more guarenteed to catch the pokemon without a fail so there is no such thing as bad luck because otherwise you might had colored a pokeball as masterball

He might be wanna doing it but i guess it must be so obvious and that would make it no surprise😅 My opinion :p

I was waiting for a better punchline

HALT THERE IN THE NAME OF THE MASTERBALL LAW!

And they would of said “Halt there halt the- of the name of the mast- halt there halt there halt there ha- of the nam- of the nam

Honestly that’s what I was expecting.

*nice*

They Have Some Quick

FBI: *knocks on door softly

He straight up says “yeah whatever”

*Nice*

So this is how I met Gardevoir in my Universe? Hmmm, that’s odd, oh well, ima put this in my memory case

Mewtwo - i met her in a Pokeball

Both are u are correct

*Its simple a stupid guy caught your dad and we had a little fun*

@@Sskidou you are correct, But maybe it was different, after meeting Gardevoir for a few months, we got married and yea,

SushiShinnobi he can just use his tail

He said is this really going to be my **WIFE** now?

I would marry a good girl Gardavor

Oh whatever

@@ashgreninja8947 in earlier times, trainers had the right to marry their pokemons

If i was mewtwo i would stay in the love ball

Lolololololol

I would, but no (69)

LMAO

Nice copy, the person litterally under you said the same thing a month ago before this

@starbound terrarian Please tell me that was a jojo refrence

Mewtwo: Yeah, Why not?

H O L D U P WHAT IF THE GARDEVOIR WAS A MALE AND NOT FEMALE?!

Sure, let's pokeyiff

GIGA DRILL BREAK!

Lol

That's what was going on inside

Ikr

Edit : holy macaroons 500 likes thank you so much :3

@@joujou1450 your welcome

man what a idiot

I mean there's a good chance Mewtwo could just use psychic abilities to fling away the rock so.. maybe it's into that stuff

@@camellia1942 like when ash tried to punch mewtwo

@@haydenmize3149 Wait wut- Thats going in Ash's brave list-

@@vyxnx7384 Yeah it was in the original Mewtwo movie

YOU RIGHT

HALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THEREHALT THERE

Now that would be torment. I love it.

Gyrados army with enchanted diamond armor

imagine a human being in it the magic carp what the hell

I know right I will forever remember that as well

Or a shiny Gyarados infinitely eating its own tail like Ouroboros

@@puppetweaver1975 And, in the case of the Gyarados eating its tail, saying "Alth 'ere! In 'e name o' the Maerball law!"

Seeing, as its mouth would be full!

Or, a really good reference; "Stop right there, Pokemon scum! You are violating the laws of Kanto and our people! What do you say in your defense?"

Magikarp

do you like communism

@@josephstalin633 yes but no.

Yeah..."dancing"

“Yeah… totally just dancing

Yeah, just a Revelation Dance.

How many stereotypical assumptions have you made in your life?

@@karenbonds264 We gotta find the original Karen. It's the only way to put an end to these damn stereotypes.

According to Know Your Meme, this stereotype is the Nintendo Switch's fault.

*dont make a manager joke dont make amanager joke dont make a manager joke*

@@karenbonds264 _Is that a JoJo reference?_

Sure was a lot of shaking

It used its tail probably

@@spektacles1927 Speaking of tail, it sure looked like a perfect round dildo, if ya know what i mean (7u7)

@@ImScor327 I had friend who got in trouble at school for drawing Mewtwo because the teacher thought he was drawing a penis not a tail.

@@bimbojojo1841 that is helarious

Huh...it sure is shaking a lot

@@s-a5921 huh nice

Lmfao

🤣

Legendary Hamster if it’s gender less how do they shake so much 😂

*ROCK*

Shit miss

So are Pokémon caught by love balls just doing it constantly when not in battle

I see you have good taste for pokemon with your profile picture 👍

They totally missed the timer ball, when the fight drags on too long. Aka my goto

QuickSilverKitsune Second option

Me too and I caught a moltres in great ball and.once a zapdos at first try fish ultraball

I caught mine in an masterball but i had to kill it before i caught which took hours on end

I captured a Mesprit with a pokéball. I literally had to use more than 80 pokéballs and use my Latias's Heal Pulse and something else I don't remember in order for Mesprit not to die because of Struggle. Then I proceeded to capture each legendary pokemon I encountered with pokéballs ;;

Count me in

Im down

That fantastic pun though

For a Gardevoir or even Kirlia? Count me in~

Forget that Gardevoir can be male again?

Kai The dutchman 69 like

Nice

Yup lol

Pokeballception

Pokemon eat the ball and fail

What would have been funny was if I’m correct there was a glitch once that made it where the master ball had the slimmest of chance not working. They should have down that

@the dead Ben Have you never played pokemon?

Someone draw this for no reason whatsoever

Mewtwo: "What are you doing in my cave!"

Mewtwo after capture : WHAT THE F HAPPENED TO THE WORLD?

@@TinyPhantomz Is that a Pokemon Talk reference?

@@Nocturnal_Rei WHAT TH F HAPPENED TO *Z A W A R U D O*

@@mb1sqn033 vampiric/dialga.mp3

Oh gawd

Klinklang im about to bang

Mewtwo fisted Gardevoir Literally

Should have just stayed there.

@@laffeyguy his tail is a giant dildo already

*LETS DO*

Oh. Let's do.

I dont think you could Even if you tried 😂

DEW IT

Ooohhh I will certainly take a peek 😏

holy shit FBI COME HERE A SECOND

I mean he’s probably cheating by reading his mind

hory shit-

Mewtwo can talk to other Pokemon through telepathy

@@vulpesignis2201 I'm here

Considering you could force pokemon to breed since the Second Gen.... it took you this long to figure that out?

Fr

@@Netherwolf6100 By dumping them at a poorly disguised love hotel.

Lavender town exist, ghost girls (of all gen's) exist, the pokemon manga exist

@@jackb450 Especially the Pokemon Adventure manga, it's not kid-friendly, Pokemon die in it, some Gym Leaders are evil, Zombie Pokemon at some point, and if I remember right Lance is a bad guy!

I AGREE

Ok

No you fool its FartDickXD

The name at the video '50 things in pokemon that are complete trolls' has FartsDickXD XD

420 likes NICE

Wonder why

...We're both thinking the exact same thing.

Nice

I guess he really got into it.

no no wait wait wait

why does this happen,i tried to catch mesprit in omega ruby,broke out of every ultra ball i threw,then i threw a few pokeballs,caught

Got tired from all that Magikarp throwing and door opening

When i played sun and moon i finally found Mewtwo and i had A LOT OF ultra balls but i still had to restart save like A LOT of times. I think i broke psychic of this Mewtwo with these Magicarps...

@@t1Pz (゜o゜;. 😂

Mewtwo had enough of those magikarps🤣

Whiscash: hold my beer

i love catching pokeballs

well yes but actually yes

Pixel Parrot Incorrect my good sir

He said pokeball @pixelparrot

Wait wha

Mewtwo: Dang i need to get love balls more often.

:/ it discusses me

wait what

that phrase can't be used in that context

Well, that's how pokemon works. You know, you can capture a fu*king arkeus.

@@cancerguy5435 *Arceus

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok

@@cancerguy5435 Imagine capturing GOD (Arceus) with a kid that has 13 years old. Personally, I think this is the most "logic" thing in pokemon.

@Red Cyndaquil can't argue with that logic

@Red Cyndaquil is that how you guys breed. If so then that's why cyndaquils are rare

Right? That seemed enjoyable at least.

Yup he definitely shouldve

Aiden Boehringer "their fate"

Bruh moment.

If i was mewtwo i would stay in.

Kawaii Blue Puppy yea leap frog

The problem is why they're moaning

No. They're wrestling.

There a mud wrestling without the mud and a whole lot more tension

Kawaii Blue Puppy no they were making babies

Yes we can

Good point.... When everyone is first, no one can be.

You have a spelling issue

He is a tile turnip A plant of far future He does know a lot more than us So everyone plz stfu

The words of someone who doesn't know the euphoria of being first.

@Glem Tactra he had auto captions on

Well after that he says “raw dawg I need you get more local brocks”

I am the 69th like *Nice*

@@exotic9417 Too bad there's 70

@@dogefan12349 168*

Exotic Gaming 333*

@@jibgaming3247 341*

Well, that Gardevoir does sound like a male...

@@lucariovietnam2145 If it were male it would be a Gallade

@@remrem3802 it isn't a gender split. Evolving a male kirlia without a dawn stone will lead to a MALE gardevoir. How do you not know this?

She must have forgot, I mean its not like everyone knows

*even better*

Ahh,69 likes ;)

mewtwo comes out mewtwo: I'm Gay

sylwia grzeszczak correction: bisexual since the gardevoir was female

Hmm I know what it that means?

@@willsmith1422 btw it was a meme reference