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@Swiss_camel8 ай бұрын
Can you please make a video about the C-RAM please 🙏🙏😢😢
@moncarlomillor32938 ай бұрын
does have smoking area? They have toilet but is better when pooping while smoke cigarettes
@brokeandtired8 ай бұрын
OFC its a single bed, so they can pretend to be in the Navy.
@szemszed8 ай бұрын
Can u tell me what the song u are using is called?
@karimuddinshaikh94348 ай бұрын
American propoganda 😂
@PeaDot668 ай бұрын
That’s one stealthy shit
@Yourlocal_A-108 ай бұрын
Frrrr
@Yourlocal_A-108 ай бұрын
Imagine tacobell and chipotle
@smgc27888 ай бұрын
@@Yourlocal_A-10that's one long shit bomb
@lastofchristianbyzantineem49358 ай бұрын
@@Yourlocal_A-10we dont talk about that
@imexampleofbroke59998 ай бұрын
oh hell naw
@LunarLmao7 ай бұрын
"a place to drop your own bombs is the best thing a man can ask for" Had me dying 😂😂
@Mr_kelly177 ай бұрын
Same😂😂😂😂
@HeavenlyDemonicEmperor7 ай бұрын
Same 🤣🤣
@Rundumsfliegen7 ай бұрын
Guess where i saw this Video... 😅
@KadaCombs7 ай бұрын
SAME hahahahaha
@teamscorpiex94427 ай бұрын
Sorry ruined you 666 likes to 667 likes
@therer15letters336 ай бұрын
Me: takes a 💩 in a b2 The enemy: heat signatures detected
@OPGaming-hp8eg6 ай бұрын
Underrated ., 💀
@johnnyramirez37176 ай бұрын
ate taco bell before
@karenhill39705 ай бұрын
Very crude comment
@user-bx9ri2qv3y5 ай бұрын
@@karenhill3970who asked Karen
@sonicdoesnotlikeillinois78135 ай бұрын
Just say shit, you’re on the internet, no one will tell your mommy.
@georgethecat51506 ай бұрын
Gotta love the AI generated toilet and microwave images
@Yeebles345 ай бұрын
Knew I wasn't the only one to spot that
@alemgas5 ай бұрын
All these years at university are not wasted then, billy bob
@flexinclouds5 ай бұрын
Thought they looked a little odd. And do B2 interior pictures even exist???
@dashlivingston59755 ай бұрын
Not more than AI loves your moms house
@belliduradespicio80095 ай бұрын
i quickly thought "i dont think there's room for a Porcelain Throne in there..."
@optimusprime0018 ай бұрын
......a place to drop your own bombs....😂😂 that got me
@juniorcudjoe84718 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I know
@erickouniakis57228 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣 that's hilarious.
@ThaPackmanYT8 ай бұрын
😂😂
@panchov1lla8 ай бұрын
Dude me too I’m rolling!! On the ground!!!
@markatkeshari85828 ай бұрын
Loved it
@skittlesgarage7 ай бұрын
The 2 in B2 just took on a whole new meaning for me.
@XperenceTrueFear7 ай бұрын
If the toilet ever breaks they just shit out the bomb bay
@weldingwolf20887 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@skittlesgarage7 ай бұрын
@@weldingwolf2088 ☺️
@theomega89337 ай бұрын
@@skittlesgarageu mean 2 BALLZ
@ConchRepublic20477 ай бұрын
Bile-2
@LambSauce3304 ай бұрын
"Does the B2 have a toilets?" This is the last thing I expected at 3am 😂
@TheSpaceMomma14 күн бұрын
It’s also 3am as I watch this
@ivanc90876 ай бұрын
“A place to drop your own bombs” 💀
@ikyunga25 күн бұрын
taco bell is a cluster bomb
@maxburner35007 ай бұрын
-Jason: Mike, I'm going to the toilet. Take control of the bird. -Mike: ...Let's see if this thing can do a roll...
@HeavenlyDemonicEmperor7 ай бұрын
That's diabolical asf bro 😂
@robertsandberg22467 ай бұрын
Mike just needs to be careful when it's his time to answer nature's call.....
@jackattack-jared62277 ай бұрын
It’s going to be like that one porta potty start from jackass forever
@ohioanempire7 ай бұрын
When the Freebird solo starts but the other pilot is on the latrine
@prussianbirdproductions567 ай бұрын
Nahhhh
@ikiruyamamoto10507 ай бұрын
Of course, none of the internal imagery was ACTUALLY a B2.
@tirant_blanc7 ай бұрын
I laughed at the full scale white ceramic toilet 😂
@henrycai50297 ай бұрын
🤓
@lanesworld40007 ай бұрын
The windows definitely gave it away. There are no side windows in a B2 😂
@herosjourney87257 ай бұрын
@@lanesworld4000true.
@joshfps85467 ай бұрын
What? No images of a classified US toilett?
@maxtarkington89646 ай бұрын
Imagine walking outside and getting hit with a turd at mach 2
@d.e.b.b57885 ай бұрын
I can only walk at mach 1....
@ValerieJean-fo6lc2 ай бұрын
I experienced a B2 take-off. First, you feel vibrations, then the roar, and then you see the take-off. It was unforgettable. ✈️ ✈️
@PyroCraft_8 ай бұрын
"IGHT WHO SHAT ON MY ROOF!?" -Random Bystander in Afghanistan
@dennissettlemyre9178 ай бұрын
You spelled cave wrong. Oh wait, we left. I’m sure they were smart enough to come out by now
@sdfjsfodfsvijhaerwgf7 ай бұрын
More like those thoughtful Americans I shall have a warmer night now courtesy of chipotle
@Hello-sl9hm7 ай бұрын
@@dennissettlemyre917 keep crying loser😂
@Texasiscoolorsmthidkiforgor7 ай бұрын
BAHAHHAHA
@BelugaChonky7 ай бұрын
@@dennissettlemyre917what did they do to you to make you violate them so bad 😂
@district0x8898 ай бұрын
“A place to drop your own bombs is the best thing a man can ask for.” 😂😂😂
@MichaelGodsChosenOne8 ай бұрын
Bombs are dropping inside and outside the aircraft 😂
@jaceware86238 ай бұрын
Lol
@avis21X8 ай бұрын
He's not wrong though
@RPRIMICI6 ай бұрын
Gives new meaning to bombs away.
@dashlight28516 ай бұрын
Captain:- we are on point, drop the bomb! "The Bomber":- 👁️👄👁️... I'm poopin...
@NascarF1_driver2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@Ben-yo1ty7 ай бұрын
Captain: "ok, drop the shit" 😂😂
@jlc56397 ай бұрын
thermonuclear turd
@alexperalta6017 ай бұрын
Lmaooo 😂😂
@shanikhattak93617 ай бұрын
They literally stole the design from Hitler the Germans were working on it the Germans wanted to attack the US with it
@JeremiahDouglas8 ай бұрын
when your copilot says he's going to blow it up you have to wonder what he means lol
@hellodjjd52838 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@brianlee26468 ай бұрын
Hahaha
@jamesmcfadden52148 ай бұрын
W comment😂
@richardbidinger25778 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@creatorchris7127 ай бұрын
I was the 1000th like
@PigeonsandCapybaras4 ай бұрын
‘Drop your own bombs💩’ This one got me rollin down a highway 💀💀💀
@FlyinB2696 ай бұрын
During WWII a bomb group in the southwest Pacific said , we have hit the Japanese with everything but the kitchen sink! So they had the metal shop make one and they dropped it on the Japanese on one of their missions!!!! A true story!
@noelanish8 ай бұрын
“a place to drop your own bombs”😂😂😂😂😂😂
@1900intz7 ай бұрын
That’s a great line I’ll not soon forget.
@michaelc39777 ай бұрын
FYI - THAT is NOT the toilet in a B-2
@tristanhenson53556 ай бұрын
Really? Like wow
@dennisrodriguez36896 ай бұрын
It did look suspicious xd
@Kenneth-cn8dx6 ай бұрын
Looks like Ai shvt
@peanutbuttawaffle6 ай бұрын
@@Kenneth-cn8dxyeah…………….
@hyronharrison81276 ай бұрын
Yeah this whole vid is false
@Redd723673 ай бұрын
Captain: "taking a dump" Plane: *hmm, i think ill have "turbulence" now*
@MrHouse420695 ай бұрын
“Approaching target in 30 seconds, get ready to fire!!” “Hold on dude my food had another 1 minute and 40 seconds left”
@collinator687 ай бұрын
"Does it have a toilet sir?" "You bet your sweet ass it does boy!"
@michaellim41657 ай бұрын
Don't say sweet ass. It might make the Navy guys jealous. They have name tags on their asses.😮
@emerykinzie7947 ай бұрын
@@michaellim4165disrespectful
@thecomedypilot58947 ай бұрын
Not funny.
@evanbattleson62117 ай бұрын
@@thecomedypilot5894so don’t say anything🤷♂️
@thecomedypilot58947 ай бұрын
@@evanbattleson6211 Happy thanksgiving
@jamesmartin94018 ай бұрын
"A place to drop your own bombs." One of those wonderful phrases that is simultaneously a dad joke and toilet humor with a hint of gallows humor at the same time. Outstanding.
@dalebender77268 ай бұрын
💯💩👍
@SomethingThatCanAfford5 ай бұрын
B2 cannot notice J15: sup boi😂
@d0n3152 ай бұрын
Captain: we’re out of bombs! 1st officer: not on my watch!
@ArikCool8 ай бұрын
Even the toilet has instruments to guide you through you journey of pooping [Trust I don't upload pooping tutorial on my channel 😭]
@Herberteus8 ай бұрын
XD
@gitthvv8 ай бұрын
LOL
@SamuelMuyaWachira8 ай бұрын
😅😅
@Azazelmara8 ай бұрын
Shit got a whole in-flight checklist to call out. Got to get those practice runs in dropping those dirty bombs 😂. Since that boring ass Geneva suggests we should verify accuracy beforehand to limit collateral damage, even though we were only trying to help the less fortunate remodel infrastructure to make more space for new oil fields. Gah, Got to suck the fun out of everything 😂
@itstherevolution8 ай бұрын
Lol. Fly-by-wire taking care of everything.
@xDrunkenxSovietx7 ай бұрын
B2 also requires a computer to take off because a human can’t preform the perfect take off with its wings, the B2 is just as much of a marvel as the SR-71
@user-ht6ql1rn3w7 ай бұрын
Then what to human pilots do?
@kendellmoore83677 ай бұрын
Yes, describe Fly-By-Wire some more. It's a delta wing w no tail problem
@mattz92687 ай бұрын
@@user-ht6ql1rn3w The humans still fly the plane and take off like normal, however the onboard computer makes micro-corrections for the control surfaces to account for the inherently unstable design of the aircraft.
@JarrodFrates7 ай бұрын
That's almost every fighter and bomber in the US military since the F-16. It's not just takeoff where that's required, but every part of flight.
@julianbrelsford7 ай бұрын
@@mattz9268yes and you can find footage of what it looks like when the fly by wire doesn't work as designed if you search KZfaq for "B-2 crash 2008". (Air data sensors got wet, fly by wire requires air data sensors to work)
@stonerhimb93384 ай бұрын
Last one caught me of guard! 😂
@reshad85706 ай бұрын
“Drop man’s own bombs” 😂😂😂
@dweepayansharma53068 ай бұрын
The ability to shit in a stealth aircraft which means being unnoticed by the enemy? Thats pure bliss
@al288548 ай бұрын
you mean unnoticed by his/her fellow pilot.
@antitheo0008 ай бұрын
unnoticed by radars* (mostly, and not totally)
@diegoviniciomejiaquesada47548 ай бұрын
Pilot: I need to drop a load. Co-Pilot: But sir, we are 4 hours away from the target. Pilot: Affirmative, but is not that type of load.
@brotherchrisgr90708 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@taozheng47728 ай бұрын
Co-pilot: Roger. But we need that too. Can you hold? Pilot: For 4 hours? Son of a b!tch! I guess. I’ll do anything for freedom! Twenty minutes later… a loud BOOM in the cockpit.
@coffeskateetc-mq2hb8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@frogturtle5 ай бұрын
The B2 - when shit gets serious
@timwainwright51552 ай бұрын
Dude in the middle of dropping a deuce......pilot hears....flips upside down....hears screams from bathroom....laughs maniacally
@grant19517 ай бұрын
This video was making sense at first, but that horribly photoshoped porcelain toilet inside of a stealth bomber caught me of guard 💀
@user-ge2nj8ir1r7 ай бұрын
As well as windows near bed. The vehicle does not have windows..
@wolfgangmeyer63317 ай бұрын
Nice video but film is not made on a B2.
@Autostoke7 ай бұрын
So you can monitor gages while sitting on toilet backwards
@TheKaniq947 ай бұрын
Not Photoshop, but AI generated
@anzi81607 ай бұрын
imaginge taking a shit while the bombs are being dropped...they gotta feel like gods
@skilltechnique18 ай бұрын
They took “dropping loads” to a whole new level 😂
@drx1xym1547 ай бұрын
O yeah! That stinks! - for those getting "dropped on!"
@jeremiahlethoba82547 ай бұрын
@@drx1xym154if the doo doo stays in tact all the way from high altitude, it's not the stink you have to worry about, but the momentum
@opufy5 ай бұрын
Taking a number 2 on a B2 must be a transcending experience.
@AviationGuy2534 ай бұрын
“A place to drop your own bombs is every man’s dream” as a guy, this is true 😂
@julienpellegrino53958 ай бұрын
"a place to drop your own bombs" You killed me 🤣🤣🤣
@jamiejones69947 ай бұрын
You didn't get NEARLY as many likes as the guy that said the EXACT same thing the post right b4 u was u trying to?
@dianapennepacker68547 ай бұрын
While F 15ex pilots are pulling Gs after they crapped and pissed themselves! Oh man that would suck. Fly six hours to combat mission. Suddenly have to go, but you're alright, you can hold.. Then after you drop the payload for the mission a bunch of enemy fighters come out of no where to play. Adrenaline kicks in, and you start pulling Gs which drops your blood pressure. Dropping blood pressure makes you crap your pants by the way, so you unload your second payload of the sortie. You don't notice or care at first since you're doing everything in your power to survive. Missiles come flying at you so you start pulling positive and negative Gs sloshing everything around all up in that diaper. Ugh. Anyway you survive, but did ya? Now you have to fly six hours back home, but wait! Halfway there the base was attacked so you are redirected to a further base, and have to meet up with a tanker. By the time you get to land you've been sitting in it for 10 hours... Your old code name was Slayer... Now it is Krusty, hah. Last time you eat Wheaties and 60g of protein before an operation.
@TheGoddamnBacon7 ай бұрын
@@dianapennepacker6854not all heroes wear capes after all....
@johnathanwalton19248 ай бұрын
New meaning to silent but deadly.
@thatrandomstarwarskid64357 ай бұрын
Bro stole my comment
@LazyMARVEL2 ай бұрын
He said that with a straight face 😂
@rah-mown63923 ай бұрын
Literally taking a stealth sh*t in enemy airspace without them knowing 😤
@alexp72747 ай бұрын
"even a toilet". Wow. What luxury on a 44 hour flight.
@paulusradomski7 ай бұрын
Boy, in such circumstances it's a matter of national security. Seriously. You can't just land anywhere due to the disaster caused by, ehmm, natural foces of nature...😊
@hibob8417 ай бұрын
Hey, Spirit Airlines had a plan to _charge_ for the toilets-the FAA told them no! They have to be content with charging you for water...they will, however, give you a cup of ice for free and you can wait for it to melt (not making this up. Never again).
@wiXx907 ай бұрын
Well, in reality they just were adult dipers or wet thier pants.
@silasmayes79547 ай бұрын
The Apollo astronauts pooped in bags. By comparison, this is luxury!
@silasmayes79547 ай бұрын
@jasperpercabeth9140 some current long-range aircraft don't have toilets. Some older model B52s don't have them either. It's not a given that they will get a toilet.
@nitramcase59207 ай бұрын
The new versions, built after 2022, have a movie theater with dolby atmos for surround sound.
@solidbase777 ай бұрын
You forgot to add the small VIP jakuzzi, beautiful girls and portative billiard.. This is the newest upgraded B-2A for 2023. But this is confidential!
@PlayLists-For-Everyone6 ай бұрын
.... and a bowling alley
@rubend93916 ай бұрын
The full loaded model has a small balcony and a backyard
@artvandalay136 ай бұрын
Seems like a waste of tax dollars.
@sylviam65356 ай бұрын
Plus a pool and a gym.
@mfsusanoo72383 ай бұрын
"Would ypu like to go to the toilet here?" Me sitting the toilet* "I mean Its a little after the after the fact but sure why not" xD
@user-oz9ol2ur6s5 ай бұрын
You don't want to be sitting on the toilet when you hit an air pocket.
@Havok-xq6nm8 ай бұрын
New meaning to silent but deadly
@mohamednoor51048 ай бұрын
Its fake evrythng abt america is hollywooded to some extent😂
@upbyone9718 ай бұрын
Underrated comment 😂😂
@YourBonesInMyDresser8 ай бұрын
@@mohamednoor5104 agreed. The whole world just decided to let them be the most powerful country out of kindness! We are very rational!
@kinglouis69748 ай бұрын
👌😬😂😂😂
@benandrewwalker29678 ай бұрын
@@mohamednoor5104it’s not fake. There is a six foot area wear you can lay a cot to sleep. There is a toilet. And there is a microwave.
@zhirangameing54257 ай бұрын
Captin we’re out of bombs Captin: DROP THE SHI-
@CubeThing6 ай бұрын
Womp womp stolen
@Sasukesanimation6 ай бұрын
Imagine being a farmer going to fertilize your crops, only for the fertilisers to drop out of the sky
@miguelleis48276 ай бұрын
BUT RICO’S BEEN IN THERE FOR 15 MINUTES!!!
@rockystudiogaming5 ай бұрын
@@miguelleis4827*JUST DO IT!*
@purplebunnyoveralls5 ай бұрын
@@Sasukesanimation😂😂😂😂
@cunnieseverywhere22 күн бұрын
*flushes toilet* enemy: “we have uh a flying shit rapidly approaching us”
@THECBRGUYSTUNTS22 күн бұрын
Its crazy to me that we show the enemy what our stealth equipment looks like.. then brag about how they will never see while bombs magically appear😂
@Josefl31258 ай бұрын
Imagine the turbulence trying to drop off a load 😂
@walterlangkowski47238 ай бұрын
There is no turbulence where they fly a 50,000 feet because there’s little to no air
@nickriley46098 ай бұрын
Splash back happens 😅
@CYWNightmare8 ай бұрын
@@nickriley4609that's why you put a little tp on the water one time use but stops splash back every time
@marjanjumdana-sfs7 ай бұрын
imagine dropping your poop and fall to the enemies head
@jeromewagschal94857 ай бұрын
That would certainly be more destructive than any nuclear weapons...and totally safe for the environment...
@sbpeeps0077 ай бұрын
Biowar 😂 dirty bomb. Add some ghost chilli's to your diet and you could call that #3 napalm
@DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler7 ай бұрын
a fate cruel than death
@tinytattoomike79437 ай бұрын
Brings a whole new meaning to dropping a Duce
@FTvMNK7 ай бұрын
(((enemies)))
@soggywaffles76976 ай бұрын
You can drop a nuke while you drop a nuke 😂
@1stDIEmond5 ай бұрын
Sheesh, B2 is better than my house
@rdonovanc56597 ай бұрын
So, the B2 is capable of dropping two payloads per mission?
@Jack_the_back7 ай бұрын
New weapon system invented by the crews of US bombers, Shit bombs
@elijahsteele91707 ай бұрын
Two MOPs. Those things can penetrate somewhere around 80-100 feet of reinforced concrete and solid rock. And they’re on a timer so they explode AFTER they embed themselves in whatever poor mountain needs to be deleted from the topographical maps.
@michaelburnham42937 ай бұрын
yes when a crew member had a MC D mukbang in prefight
@xxxYYZxxx7 ай бұрын
Me: "Does the B2 have a toilet"? DoD: "Depends".
@eribertoacedo95057 ай бұрын
That’s a good one. I had to come back and read it again depends I get it. Thank you. Give me a laugh.
@ML98837bob7 ай бұрын
That is the best thing I will read all week! Thanks for the laugh!!😂
@jankowalczyk45147 ай бұрын
"Depends on the budged we have for the bombs"
@xxxYYZxxx7 ай бұрын
@@jankowalczyk4514 Your comment really made a splash! 😂
@jesserice77777 ай бұрын
(No wonder I haven't gotten my bonus, yet.) 😒
@crystalbruh0302 ай бұрын
"captain were out of bombs" "does anyone have a reaaly fucking big dump to take?"
@niping22046 ай бұрын
sir we ran out of bombs! "get the taco bell"
@johno15447 ай бұрын
Had a uncle that worked on the B2. Said when it was new pilots used a $12 lawn chair to sleep in. The bed was much later addition.
@dmitris.4798 ай бұрын
As an aviation professional who’s worked with people that have worked on the B-2 I can tell you with certainty it was not designed with comfort in mind, it has a latrine behind the jump seat and a basic closet to store food and other mission essential items.
@SilverSpoon_8 ай бұрын
one billion dollar for this... are the seats comfortable at least?
@dmitris.4798 ай бұрын
As comfortable as Sheepskin chairs can be for long flights.
@rustyshackleford80638 ай бұрын
The misinformation on an old ass convert like this drives me bonkers. I worked on it. 100% that toilet is literally touching the back of the MC seat and they're ain't no comfy nap spot.
@joeg54148 ай бұрын
The interior pictures aren't even form a B2. There are round windows😂
@dennissettlemyre9178 ай бұрын
I seen a video where the crew put a mattress on the floor of the bathroom. Maybe it wasn’t the B2, but I cudda swore it was.
@MrOracK61835 ай бұрын
I never even thought of a long range plane like that would have anything of that level but that’s amazing that they’re keeping them in mind and how they feel!
@Doctor_Dark_Zero4 ай бұрын
You can say it’s silent, but deadly 😂😂
@mikhail24007 ай бұрын
To be able to say "I dropped a 'deuce' in a B2 Bomber" would be kind of crazy
@TheSisovic7 ай бұрын
This would be the best Ad for B2 lol
@gamer565893 ай бұрын
"a place to drop your own bombs is the best thing a man can ask for" Had me dying
@feliscorax20 күн бұрын
So, wait, let me see if I’ve got this right. The B-2 has a microwave and a toilet? This means you can both nuke something and drop bombs. Northrup sure did meet the design parameters.
@ikeschrager99038 ай бұрын
Imagine running to heat up a burrito before a bombing run 😂
@user-fp8ot7oi9j8 ай бұрын
The B-2 was not outfitted with the amenities mentioned. Rather, they were added by crews over time. The 1st 'bed' was a folding chaise lounge so the crews could take turns catching a nap during long duration flights. The only hotel it can be compared with is akin to a semi's bunk for truck drivers.
@goodwriter49788 ай бұрын
Says a nigga whose closest distance to the b2 is wikipedia.
@extremchiller4108 ай бұрын
as far as i know the microwave was build in from the beginning
@bobcolella85398 ай бұрын
@@extremchiller410- nope - chaise lounge to sleep on, a chemical toilet for #2, #1 went in a piddle-pack then into a trash can (otherwise the chemical toilet would overflow) and a hot cup in a small galley to warm up food, but nobody has time for that with only two pilots so the food was cold, but we did have a cooler and usually a thermos of hot coffee from home. 29.9 hours back and forth to Kosovo in 1999 x 2. No microwave, just a really sore ass
@Phearsum8 ай бұрын
@@bobcolella8539You got to fly a B2? I couldn't be more envious 😳
@DiabolicalNihilist8 ай бұрын
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@Black66593 ай бұрын
"I said DON'T do a barrel roll now!"
@tylergamerplayz25894 ай бұрын
This is nicer then first class
@B3holks8 ай бұрын
While I was watcing the video with my friend, he said: “poopy bomb”
@Darren_Talcott8 ай бұрын
Not that kind of dirty bomb....
@mikemitchell83298 ай бұрын
E shit hits the fan
@vincenzocodispoti91827 ай бұрын
This is wrong information you give, none of the pictures was an actual picture of a b-2. there aren’t any windows on the side, neither there is a bed. The toilet is super small and directly behind the pilots and then they have a mattress on board, that’s it. They aren’t allowed to talk much, neither cooking or pooping loudly. Everything is wrong in this video.
@user-nx5jg5xi9v7 ай бұрын
just some AI-generated shit
@devicemodder7 ай бұрын
The images all look AI generated too...
@carloscls50587 ай бұрын
That's the trend now make up stuff just for views
@butchwilliams7 ай бұрын
Tell us you’re an idiot without telling us you’re an idiot…..
@jamen33287 ай бұрын
What if you poop too loud on accident?? Does the crew drop you through the bomb bay??
@JemmyEnongene23 күн бұрын
Me taking a number 2 The enemies alarm ringing because it stinks
@offshoreoilrig5 ай бұрын
imagine shitting on a 2 billion dollar plane
@Jawesome1Shazam7 ай бұрын
I met a B-2 pilot once and he told me they brought their own portapotties and those pool lounge chairs to nap in. He said it's the B-1 pilots who get spoiled with bathrooms, bunks, full kitchens, and they can stream videos on their HUDs and surf the internet.
@Jonas-xn9lw7 ай бұрын
I mean, for internet, it makes sense. The B-2 is supposed to be extremely stealthy. If it connects to Internet it can be spotted due to emitting a signal (I think, feel free to correct me). B-1s are built different for a different mission so they don't need constant full stealth (again, feel free to correct me)
@idiot62667 ай бұрын
@@Jonas-xn9lwI'm fairly sure you are correct
@libertyrevolutionary17767 ай бұрын
I've been inside the B1 and B2. The cockpits are very similar. They are definitely NOT comfortable. There's a small compartment you might be able to prop yourself up against to rest behind the co-pilot in the B2. The B1-b has a little more room but not much. I'd say the B17 and B29 from WWII had better amenities and about twice the amount of room.
@peanutbuttawaffle6 ай бұрын
thats fucking insane. also…. portapottie? holy fuck man. that sounds brutal. for high quality individuals at least. but anyways adapt improvise and overcome i suppose
@Fotoschiki7 ай бұрын
The shit probably has a bigger radar signature than the entire bomber, that's why they can't drop it. The shit would reveal their presence.
@christopherbedford98977 ай бұрын
Oh,so _t-h-a-a-a-t's_ why they can't drop it. Not because no aircraft ever drops their shit, or because it would constitute inhumane unsanitary practice or just be insane.
@LordPrometheous7 ай бұрын
I could imagine a radar tech who's seen enough turd bombs to recognize their signature.
@mattycakes11617 ай бұрын
Turd shape on their radar, damned UFOs
@mathewvanostin71187 ай бұрын
Russian air defences already detected that plane As usual american gears love to brag a lot cause farmers in middle east or poor latino countries cant detect their stuff lol
@mattycakes11617 ай бұрын
@@mathewvanostin7118 They do whatever they want in Syria and all that fancy Russian equipment doesn't stop them. Syria has modern Russian air defense systems and no F-35 or B-2 has been shot down.
@blitzbrigademcbc29386 ай бұрын
It's all fun and games until your buddy does a combat turn while you're shooting out last night's taco bell
@randallshelton16305 ай бұрын
That is legit the most badass plane ever i didn’t know it had all those features
@darkonojic74948 ай бұрын
"That shit came out of nowhere, i swear!" -Random dude, browned from head to toe.
@redrooster3038 ай бұрын
Big seagulls round here!
@chadderboxist7 ай бұрын
Remember the original? Coolest thing at any airshow I have ever seen. It was in a huge bunker and all of us air cadets got to walk through it after the public left.
@annabenedetti96996 ай бұрын
For some reason, I thought these things only had 1 person
@KarolK.01F6 ай бұрын
that's a true bomber right there 😂
@waynefletcher98848 ай бұрын
FYI, the toilet on the B2 bomber does not look like that nor is it that big it’s actually very small. Almost a fold out style toilet.
@ronwolf53328 ай бұрын
Thank you for clearing that up I was about to say ain't no way xD
@ronwolf53328 ай бұрын
Been on board at Whitemans Airforce base
@B1gRedOutdoor8 ай бұрын
Not having seen one I thought that doesn't look like it would really be what it would look like I'd expect not to look like a toilet in a house
@waynefletcher98848 ай бұрын
@@ronwolf5332 😂😂😂😂
@waynefletcher98848 ай бұрын
@@B1gRedOutdoor god knows, the Air Force might have installed gold plated toilets on all their aircraft their offices may use. 😆😂😂
@dbs5558 ай бұрын
Dropping bombs 😂 I'm dying here. Instantly wondered if they're also precision guided.
@geosobservations94968 ай бұрын
Depends how your guts are that day... could be high penetration head to a cluster, chemical, carpet. 😅
@trevorpom8 ай бұрын
I hear they have a kit that can be retro-fitted...
@daanishdurrani86994 ай бұрын
That might be the safest shit I ever heard
@yasuaibnallah29246 ай бұрын
'Drop the bomb" gets me and made this clip comical.
@taliverdeltd73048 ай бұрын
Gives "Ghost Shit" a whole new meaning.
@user-dx1nc5rm2f7 ай бұрын
I can guarantee that the inside does not look like that!! It does have a bed, toilet, and microwave but doesn't look like this!! You will never see the inside of this badass machine! You're lucky you get to see the outside!!!😊
@Treebeard97 ай бұрын
Probably more like a cot and a really janky toilet 😂
@williamsulewski42407 ай бұрын
Not too many have seen it in flight and lived to tell about it
@102wingnut6 ай бұрын
Serious question tho does the B2 have rudder pedals? Just curious.
@WhoStoleMyToast54422 күн бұрын
that shit gonna be invisible to radars 💀
@williammateo7696 ай бұрын
A great big thank you and an immense amount of appreciation to all who have served and are still serving our great nation. 😎👍🌟🌟🌟🌟
@redrust37 ай бұрын
First B2s didn’t have beds. Just a folding aluminum cot. Simple, but it got the job done!
@user-ry5pw2my2r6 ай бұрын
I'll be hearing it but I never see it. I'll be here in a flying
@szabib21445 ай бұрын
Wow thats very very cool. Looks extremely comfortable.
@tubedude547 ай бұрын
"Drop your own bombs" and with that I lost it! lol
@Minadarling1198 ай бұрын
The b2 has a gym, laundry room, a game room, 2 bathrooms, 2 master bedrooms, a bar to not miss a single sports game, also a self growing greenhouse that creates unlimited food perpetually
@stuart43417 ай бұрын
Don't forget the swimming pool, massage parlor, strip club, sauna, McDonald's, minigolf course and movie theater
@davidpetersen17 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@MrAnt03087 ай бұрын
There’s also a F18 for every crew member for escape purposes stored behind the mini golf pro shop
@jamessveinsson60067 ай бұрын
You forgot the wine cellar, the walk-in humidor in the four car garage with hydraulic lift
@jamessveinsson60067 ай бұрын
The B2 also has a walk-in wine cellar and humidor
@akamekurome49417 ай бұрын
honestly the b2 interior looks like a spacecraft. it would make a good spaceship if reoutfitted
@AaronS119798 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: Our fighter pilots in the Navy when I was in a VFA squadron used to just bring a (military grade) zip lock bag with a sponge in it for long flights. They'd whip it out and pee in the bag. The sponge prevented it from just being a sloshy bag of liquid p*ss.
@jonrill50227 ай бұрын
In my VFA squadron, the pilots wore adult diapers they might have dun that bag and sponge trick too, but you didn't want to be a break rider when they got back from a long mission.
@h5skb4ru417 ай бұрын
@@jonrill5022I'm afraid they got that diaper kink