Crumbling Farum Azula is a pretty accurate representation of Kansas. Filled to the brim with tornadoes and stray dogs

The secret is that Maliketh has a crippling addiction to death-weed. As a public figure at the time, Maliketh needed to keep this highly illegal activity a secret, until one day the tarnished and crucible knights under Godfrey discovered Farum Azula, named after Malikeths favourite avatar character. Maliketh panicked, and to cover up his connection, shattered the place across the continent, summoned a tornado and a horde of dragons to finish the job. Unfortunately for him his DNA was found on a stray death dealer and he was exiled anyway. And that’s the deal with crumbling farum azula

The ancient Polish dragon asking for 4 PLN got me good xDDD

Maliketh still has not returned his neighbour's lawn mower -.-"

This "What's the deal with" series is truly one of the Elden Ring walkthroughs on youtube.

The scariest goddamn moment in any souls game for me was realizing that there are Godwyn eyes EVERYWHERE in Farum Azula. Every goddamn root in the zone has those awful half-lidded fish eyes, always watching you...

Thank God, I really needed this. My cat is being put down later today and it's been really tough. Thanks for giving me a good laugh in a dark time, Dark Tark

Never forget, that Vyke got with one of those dragons in this crumbling cookie. That's canon, it's in the lore.

Kurwa, the polish dragon had me dead, but the dragons actually are from Poland, it's canon, it's in the lore

Also Farum Azula does funny things to time that no one can explain. Truly one of the places beyond all time

The Morrowind Restoration sound effect was unexpected but appreciated.

the cookie crumbles and farum azula rumbles by the sheer power of dark tark

Dark Tark is truly one of the content creators of all time

The sudden polish dragon TOOK ME OUT SO HARD. It do be like that tho...

We need more teardown videos since now you can play as Gordon Woo's daughter

I nearly got heart attack when I heared polish on bus. Thanks

Crumbling Farum Azula is truly one of the places of all time. Also, gotta love the One Piece references

In my opinion, the creepiest thing about wormfaces is that their legs aren't positioned below their centre of mass, making all their animations look jarring and unnatural.

Crumbling Farum Azula may once have been located on the ground in Dragonbarrow. There's a bridge there called Farum Greatbridge. Also there's the Bestial Sanctum which is clearly connected to the beastmen and contains Maliketh, who is later found in Farum Azula. Also it's called Dragonbarrow and it's where the most dragons are outside of Farum Azula.

It's crumbling just like my marriage. That's canon, it's in the lore

Crumbling farum azula is basically the cookie crumbling

I find it pretty interesting how you took this video a lot more seriously than your previous Elden Ring videos. I am not against it in any way, in fact, I'd be very interested to see more videos like this.

I never expected to be asked for 4 złoty by an ancient dragon.

Getting slapped dozens of times by a comedic duo is indeed, my biggest prepare to cry moment

the polish at 1:50 took me off guard and by surprise

last time i was this early placidusax was still elden lord

Literally started playing elden ring cuz of ur channel and just arrived at this area, the timing us incredible

I think another strong connection between CFA and Stormveil castle is the reappearance of both the knights and the birds in both places. Admittedly, the knights and the birds also show up in castle sol, so maybe they just like castles

Either these videos are becoming gradually more hinged, or I've gotten immersion-therapy style used to it

i miss "that's cannon, it's in the lore" quote this time around :(

Just wanted to say I just found your channel and I’m obsessed with your Elden Ring videos. The mix of comedy and actual serious lore is great and I genuinely think your channel will be big one day. Keep it up!

I literally had your humor pop into my head randomly yesterday. I was craving so I was rewatching all of your elden ring videos. What perfect timing!

For those who are curious about that dragon guy in a suit. He says "Good day, can I ask for 4 PLN? Thank you" in polish I don't understand that joke either, by the way

Finally another video! Love your sarcastic dry humour

I LOVED THIS!! YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR IS GREAT!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS MAN!!!! subbed!!!

This shows how much the cookie crumbled in farum azula, thank you so much for the enlightenment dark tark

yo this is a good one man, I think you got some great lore theories

LETSSSS GOOO Ive been waiting for this one

Your theory with the Wormface is probably correct, considering that part of Altus is above Deeproot depths, and Goldwyn’s rotting body

I love you so much Dark Tark !!!! Excellent video loved it continue pleeeeeaaase

Dragon asking for 4 PLN caught me off guard.

This dudes editing is amazing please keep up quality content like this. I don’t think I’ve laughed at just editing alone. Jokes are spot on to. Much love bro 🙏

Bro your videos are top tier I hope your channel grows bigger

GODDAMN I did not notice that pieces of the farum we're in limgrave. That is a crazy cool detail with some nice lore implications

I don’t think I’ve been this happy since I see a KZfaq video I wasn’t expecting in years

The Polish Dragon bit killed me instantly. Blessed be the Darkest of Tarks 🙏

Holy shit, I never made the connection between the rubble in Kim grave being from Farum Azula

Good to see you again Dark Tark!

"And one of Placidusax's heads was cut off in the process" Bayle: There's two, actually

New Dark stark video, can’t wait to watch this video only for 2 weeks

Cool video and funny editing

That ball pit... Dark Tark, surely you weren't there at... oh I shan't say it

Thank you, Darkest of Tarks, for another blessed video.

Me rewatching all of Mr. Tark’s videos over and over again

that ratm song while you said "in the self immolation way " was pretty clever

This is my new favorite lore dump video

Solid vid as always sir 🥐

Really funny video, subbed

Love your videos keep going

Love your video. A good mix between personal experience/gameplay, lore, and humor. Please keep 'em coming

6:18 Absolutely - yes. Miyazaki has a sense of humor

another video, didn't disappoint.

3:08-3:10 is what made me subscribe with the MGS bit there

Bro, I know it's going to be a banger when the thumbnail alone makes me laugh

0:35 “Fortunately, you’ve had some weird horse girl stalking you throughout your journey, so you can just use her.”

I can’t wait for the dlc to come out so we can be blessed with more Lord Tark funny bits. Truly a video of all time

what’s crazy is actually how much i learn about elden ring from these videos

The drake goon joke aged very well

this is going to be a masterpiece

I subscribed to this channel, and it did look great on my resume, because I was hired by a law firm who tracks down people who commit tax evasion

A dark tark upload day is a good day

I look forward to these videos, you make me laugh so much

Faram Azula is just an Amazon warehouse

The Polish dragon had me confused

I subbed in the first minute youre too funny bro lmao

I love gis commentary, his voice is relaxing when he's talking and hilarious when he makes a joke.

Watching this for the thumbnail alone.

Maliketh still hasn't returned your lawnmower. This is canon, it's in the video's description.

This is such an amazing video

WHO UP RUBBING THEIR BONE SHARD RN?

BEEN waiting on this

thank you for your contribution to my cv

blorpse after blorpse left in my wake, as i awaited dark's return

CFA used to be part of the main continent, with the Wormfaces from Altus lining up with the ones from Azula. The architecture of the place you feed death roots to the Beast Clergyman is that of Azula, suggesting it was connecting Altus to Caelid and even Limgrave.

OH YES MISTER TARK SMOOTHED WITH THE NEW VIDEO ALL RIGHT!

Z tą inflacja za 4 zł to se nawet najtańszego wina nie kupi

This video could not have come at a better time

i didnt realize that the godskin duo had managed to eat the gum-gum devil fruit. this insight is why i come to the dark tark channel

Your videos bring some much needed levity to the stress that is Elden Ring.

0:33 loved the Rage reference

1:50 as a Polish native I lol when I watched this

Favourite channel ever Haven't laughed so hard since what's the deal with melania

4:45 that comes in the same boxes my vanilla simple syrup I put in my Dr. Peppers came in and I was like " THAT'S WHERE IT KEEPS GOING! " for a moment.

Cant Wait for the next video "What's the deal with Ancient Dragons"

The draconic tree sentinel used his triple-hit lighting attack through the fog wall and it knocked me off the edge of the arena in my first playthrough.

Dark Tark is the only man who I would wake up at 6 AM for

Deadbolt music is very appreciated, Chris Christodoulou is a legend

I have awaited your return Dark Tark.

I once bought farum azula cookies from a girl scout, and i fell into deep psychosis after three days of consuming the crumbling goodness. I later found out it was meth.

This is amazing