I’ve never heard anyone roast a car this much in one sitting

I think the Juke is very much indicative of the times we are living in: Ugliness is lauded, being aggressive is a must, and elegance is an obsolete concept. This is why this car is so popular. My neighbor loves hers and is on a 3rd one by now. To me, it's simply an aberration. Not to be outdone, Toyota decided to come out with the CH-R, another beauty.

“The little diamond of doom, the hallmark of quality” 😂😂😂

Jaden, Braden and Okayden. That’s the best thing I’ve heard this year. :D

For clarity... You're not a fan of the Juke right? 😂

My wife loved her Juke 🥰 I am glad it got stolen 😂

The Juke has been the subject of seven recalls, with potential faults ranging from possible fuel leaks to oxygen sensor problems, so it's worth speaking to a Nissan dealer to check that any car you're interested in buying has had the necessary work carried out.

The G-metre is for seeing how far the projectile vomiting goes.

You say it as it is. This is what I like about you. No bullshit or twisting around facts. Respect!

This is the funniest review you've made. Absolutely hilarious. You got me cracked up at Jayden, Hayden and Okayden

Jayden, Rayden and Okayden have three different babydads and the one conceived infront of the Brighthouse TV will be babydad number four, her second mixed race child. All the paint behind her door handle has scratched away because of her extended nails and the car reeks of wet Staffy.

Well the styling and the size of the juke are it's major selling points - the juke basically started the super compact crossover segment, and most other manufacturers after that tried to make their own juke (and I believe none had the same success) - lifted super compact crossover with untrivial looks - C3 aircross, 2008, ecosport, captur, kona, stonic, mokka, 500x etc.

And despite all that I imagine this car will sell in no time 😂😂😂

You know what I personally like about your style of reviewing cars? It's the fact that you're not full of yourself like 99% of car vloggers. Don't ever change, Matt!

I admire your straight to the point honesty when reviewing cars and have to agree the Duke is one real oddball, I've never seen the appeal to be fair? I like your sales technique, most car dealers would be singing it's praises and telling us how wonderful they are and how enriched our lives would be having a Duke in the family!😁 Reminds me about an Alfa Romeo I rang up about, the seller spent around half an hour explaining how I really didn't want to be buying his car, how bad it was, how unreliable it was, how expensive the parts were, how much grief the electronics had given him, how many times it had let him down......I couldn't believe how determined he was that I didn't end up with his money pit of a car!! What a top bloke, still never worked out why he was trying to sell it though? 😁👍😎

"watching daytime TV on their BRIGHT HOUSE plasma" hahaha..... loving the humour in your videos mate

Think you might have this in stock for a while after this review ! Sometimes cars that have radical styling are popular because so many cars are boringly similar, suvs are generally big ugly things hard to distinguish one from another and after the original mk 1, I'm convinced the Golf design team just have a meeting to decide what enlargement setting to put on the photocopier when they want a new model. Another great honest review.

Great review. From talking with friends that are not "car people", they seem to automatically equate SUV with "loads of room". It doesn't seem to matter how much you tell them that is not the case, that idea is so deeply ingrained that they refuse to believe otherwise.

This design was very clever of Nissan if its involved in a crash it looks exactly the same after as it did before... Brilliant! 👌

I'm 6'10" and I find it nice and comfortable. My arms fit on the window ledge and it is one of the most comfortable cars I've had (and I've had a few, plus drove hundreds as an ex vehicle collector). I'm limited by my height what cars I can drive and this is perfect for me. High Peak Autos might hate it. My 1.6 DiG-T does the job I need it to do. A cars a car. My work vehicle these days is a 15 metre, 12 litre, turbo diesel, 57 seater Triaxle🤣

Another great video, and not just because I agree completely 😂 Dude, you're getting even better at presenting with each video. It's clear the effort you put in to script, ad-lib and presentation, but the secret sauce is that you (unlike 99% of KZfaqrs) are likeable and have a personality. Credit where credit is due, nicely done, keep up the good work 😁

This is why we watch your reviews, honest factual and very informative. Thank you for one of the best car reviews my wife and I have ever seen, my wife has always hated them and every time you made a point about the juke my partner kept saying "see I told you so" . Top craic👍

I have watched and enjoyed all your reviews and agreed so keep up thee good work, but I have to disagree with a lot of this review. Having owned a Juke while living in Canada which was an AWD version with 186 HP I can say that it was absolutely brilliant in snow conditions, the three position select-able switch for Front wheel only, On Demand and all time AWD facility was excellent, also in dry weather the 186 HP engine was no slouch either. I do think you are correct about the front styling but the side and rear views I think are not bad at all, there are a lot worse looking vehicles out there, it would appear that with over one million sales the styling seems to appeal to a lot of people, I think that maybe people are missing the point, the styling was meant to be something fresh and different? We did find it to be a practical, totally reliable vehicle Also perhaps we should give Nissan some credit for designing something a little different to the numerous bland vehicles out there ??

i bought facelifted yellow one 6 years ago, i didnt understand a lot about cars but i absolutelly loved the way it looked, it was just a fashion thing for me.. and i im 32yo straight man

By far, the best and most honest juke review I've ever seen.

Even Honest John's not that honest 😂

Only just caught this episode now, absolutely brilliant!!! 2nd kind of owner roast got me in stitches "young mother who is usually orange in colour and with a mouth like daffy duck" 😂😂😂

I’ve got a 2016 Juke and I love it! Black gloss paint and black alloy wheels, scrubs up well I don’t mind the look at all, lots of features, leather seats easy to keep clean for the kids, nice driving position, feels chunky and safe, heated front seats, sat nav, 4 wheel drive option, lovely to drive on country roads and in the snow. Fits my older kids in fine, boot is small for shopping with a full spare tyre in, but seats easily fold down for a full big space & I have a big roof box for camping. I love mine.

There is no point driving a bug. : Oh mate you creased me up , with the young mother gag. :)))

Had a smile on my face as soon as I started playing this, you didn't disapoint me. Now I've got tears in my eyes. Brilliant lol

As soon as I seen the title I knew this would be a good one, you didn't disappoint. They really are hateful, hateful cars.

Excellent review - absolutely 100% nailed it. There should be a law preventing car manufacturers selling cars as downright ugly as the juke.

Even the Juke's mother would struggle to love it !

I only know one Juke owner, and she's a single mum.

I mean as long as it gets me from A to B, I'm not fussed on the look - I personally like the Graphite Blue nissan jukes and may be buying one soon

This is one of your best reviews yet... I was in stitches when you were describing the people that buy these 😆😆👍🏼

My mom bought one and i can't stop berating her about it.... It's been 9 years.

Jaden & Okayden’s mam has already given you a thumbs down! 💀😅

A brilliant real life review. Especially to the mothers and kids that use them. I can't understand why they have sold so well. This is your best review yet, and I've followed you for ages. Well done.

Each to his own. I love my Juke, its funky, perfect for a single woman with no kids. I will never be seen driving a boring Honda CR-V.

Really don’t like SUVs, Estate car any day.

That made me laugh first thing in the morning, thank you! I drove a Duke once as a hire car “upgrade”, I thought it was interesting ish styling wise but amazingly small inside compared to outside dimensions, and the higher suspension useful for speed bumps (an Mx5 being my daily driver), but that’s about it. I remember being baffled by the driving modes switch!

The only thing I could rent in an emergency last year was a Juke. Horrible thing. The engine revved at a ridiculously high rate. I kept looking for more gears, but there were none. It was ridiculous. We needed to carry some luggage, but it was really awkward to pack into the oddly shaped rear compartment. Everything he said in the video resonated with me. The only thing this scores highly on is its very easy to loath.

I think that 1.5 DCi gets a bad rap because it’s usually in the sorts of cars that get run by people who have no clue how to look after a turbo diesel. They’ll be run on fuel with twigs in it, miss already extended service intervals (set by manufacturers trying to appeal to fleet purchasers) and use them to do short runs. Hey presto, blown turbos, knackered fuel pumps and blocked DPFs! I had one in a Clio, did silly miles in it but serviced it every 6 months (9k ish) and used premium fuel when my apprentice wages would stretch to it. Last MOT recorded 190,000 miles! Rant over but I loved that little car 😋

Brilliant review, everything i think about it in 8:20.

Haha, been waiting for this for ages. I really don't like them but knew you would have to explain why.

3 years ago folks thought the Juke looked pretty wild. Now, stack it up with several of the Hyundai small crossovers, it doesn't look so odd. Heck, I would rather have a Juke than a Toyota CH-R...or whatever it's called. Unfortunately, another interesting Nissan that was ruined in the U.S. by having that darn CVT. (There was 1 model/trim level that had a manual transmission, but they are/were extremely rare over here.) BTW, I thought there was a new Juke recently released?

I have a US model with 1.6 turbo, AWD. 121k miles so far, problem free. Performs really well in the snow. I am certainly very happy with mine. My Golf blew up at 60k.. so go figure.

5:31 Mycock Lane 🤣

I thought it existed to annoy motoring journalists. "There's only so much daytime telly you can watch" LOL

Lots of people like Ed Sheehan too, the general public never cease to amaze me.

Matt I’ll tell you the reason why people love crossovers so much it’s long but it’s worth reading. So basically People think that hatchbacks and mpvs are for geeky nerds so they buy an suv because they “look cooler” and look less like a “soccer moms car”. So everyone buys a crossover thinking they’re different and cool but remember all trends fade away like how everybody used to like Ford mondeos then that trend faded. So soon people will get bored of jukes and buy a new trendy car from the future

Bright house plasma... fantastic 😂😂😂

Had 1 on loan for a day, I'm just glad it was a day. Enough said.

I’m a new driver who is learning on a juke, and while I don’t agree with all of your points, it was still a great video to watch and kept me entertained. I loved the way you went on and on about things you didn’t like about the car, it was just really funny to me. Ultimately, everyone has their own opinion on the car, and while I like mine, you may not like it, and thats totally fine. The video was a fun watch regardless. :)

You’ve got so much to say about Jukes, I think you secretly like them a bit😂 seriously though my wife’s got a petrol one and although the stereo decides not to work a lot I don’t find It too bad to drive and it will take four adults and luggage no problems

The front lights look like someone sat on their hemorroids.

I was already laughing about previous comments like Steve merchants face and designed by Josef fritzel then Mycock lane popped up! Yes I’m very childish 👍

I just love your reviews man! very honest and humorous.

Cracked me up! People are so obsessed with having an SUV/ crossover these days, rather than a hatchback, and I think alot of people buy these because they're more affordable than others. Even though it's effectively just a lifted (and worse) hatchback. I'm curious as to what you say to people when they're interested in buying one from you though haha!

Have a feeling that if I played this a little slower and closed my eyes...I would possibly mistake you for JC. That was your most scathing and funny dissection of a car for ages. Its almost a scandal to sell it. JC would probably crowd surf the funds to be able to watch it be dropped from an airship into car supermarket and it would be a well deserved end to an absolute POS.

So are you recommending it then... you were sitting a bit on the fence with this one. 😂👍🏽

I like the looks from the outside and the diesels are strong, everything else is just not good enough. It's like none of their buyers read beyond the brochure or how it looked on the forecourt.

Hahaha! So true on it being cramped inside! I remember being driven in the backseat - it felt like being squeezed into a tiny shoebox with a few peep-holes around.

The Juke is crap. Funniest commentary ever regarding the second type of buyer.

If Karl Pilkington did car reviews. Brilliant 👌🏼

I totally agree! It's the one car that gets a distasteful reaction from me. I usually think each to their own but it offends me in a way that you explain so well. The looks alone are enough to walk away.

Honest review!! I remember when they came out, they were everywhere. There was even a waiting list. Then I heard complaints about high fuel consumption from most owners (which in my opinion is a Nissan problem as I'm experiencing in my Navara) and still the females purchased them by the 100's since it is apparently "cool". Well, you've nailed it. It's NOT as per Borat...

This is hilarious! absolutely nailed it. I had to hire one of these, and the second day I took it back and said " I just can't" They said "We understand." I got a Fiat 500. and the sun came out. Here's cheers.

2 brother’s I used to work with bought one each when they first came out, both were sold before the 1st service !

So refreshing to see this channel when all that other car youtubers seem to do is that 'did i really buy the new mclaren?' nonsense. I like the calm and collected way of talking, the humor, expertise and your attitude towards owning used cars. Always gratifying to see someone being great at what they do

I own a juke and I’m getting rid of it. It is very small and compact. You can’t even fit your groceries In the trunk. The backseats are cramped. Either the people in the front have to move all the way up to the windshield or the people in back get their feet and legs crushed. They’re very basic vehicles with no “ohhh and ahhhs” and it’s just one problem after another with it

Hi Matt, hope sales are getting back to normality in your garage after lockdown 👌👌👌👌👌 Fast approaching 57k subscribers in just over 18 months mate ( truly outstanding achievement and richly deserved may I say ) 👍👍👍👍👍 Steve.

I absolutely loved our juke. We had ours from new and I liked the fact that you could see the headlights bulging up. It was great in sport mode and Good on fuel. It served our family for 3 trouble free years. Thumbs up from me 👍🏻

I've always thought of everything you said in this video but millions of people bought them so I sometimes thought mabey I was old fashioned or out of touch with modern trends anyway glad I'm not alone 😁

Brilliant mate, everything you said rings so true. I've got a mate who works at Nissan and I'm gonna forward him the link to this video. Class mate, subscribed!

Although not my favourite car I like when car makers are bold enough to try a new direction. I think the car looks funky and fresh and lays an interesting design template for future iterations. Hardly anyone liked the Porsche Panamera of Cayenne when they first came out but with each new version the cars were progressively tweaked until now, for me, the Panamera is now a stunning looking vehicle. And I can already see that happening with the Juke. The latest version has kept the recognisable shape but tweaked the design in certain key areas, and it now looks much more aggressive and purposeful, a bit like a jacked-up 370z.

You sounded like Karl pilkington 😂😂 had me laughing at you comments during this. Keep them coming love watching your reviews 👌

We hired one a few years ago! You are right about the boot, it is schockingly small and an very awkward shape! And yes, I could not wait to get out of it after a journey from Newcastle to Southport!

Description of the potential buyers is so spot on! Laughed my head off! Brutally honest, loved it.

My wife bought a Juke 6 years ago (1.5 Diesel) I thought she had lost her mind because she previously had a 3 litre 1 series convertible............After a year I got desensitised to it's looks .............. I now own a Nissan Juke Nismo RS, I bought it new and i fucking love it..............Not many people realise there is a fast Juke and it's so much fun to blow them into the weeds....................It's now coming up to 5 years old and I have no intention of changing it for anything else, but I will be changing it :-) Free flow exhaust, Induction kit maybe a re-map

One of the best and funniest car reviews I've seen, Matt. I've loathed the styling (if using the word styling here isn't a contradiction in terms) of the Juke since the first time I saw it in the metal. Thankfully, I've never had to drive a Juke, but I was once a passenger in the back of one and I'm still receiving counselling for the experience.👍😎

Your sense of humour just kills me, haven't heard the word gormless for a while. At least now I know what to buy if I ever have a hip replacement

I have one and I buy it because it's small, good fuel economy, comfort in road, have an turbo engine, and most importantly things it's cheap

I love my Juke. Think it looks great, drives great, and is super economical (diesel). As an artist I can fit all my materials for classes, markets etc so definitely roomy. Also my teenage kids love this car. Best car I've driven in a long time!

Love the channel. Up to 6 months ago I would have agreed with you whole heartily. Then it came to replace my wife's car and she said she wanted a Juke. Her wish list was a car that was small (for ease of parking & good fuel milage) but high up (visibility and ease of getting into) DAB radio 4 doors 4 electric windows Good fuel mileage but with a bit of go. Well we bought a 14 plate 1.5 Desiel Teckna with lowish miles for £7500. Good value. Leather. Sat nav. Reversing & 360 camera. DAB radio. Folding mirrors. 4 electric windows. The styling has grown on me and I really like it. Slightly harsh ride is my only gripe. So many small cars have windup windows in the back or are gutless when you want to get going. The Juke we bought has plenty of go. I borrowed it when my car was having work done. It was stable and quiet on the motorway. I didn't even realise I was doing 110mph. The boot is small but we don't need it it be huge. There is little room in the back but its plenty for our 7yr old. The lights up top are brilliant because you can see them from the driver's seat so you know where the foremost edge of the car is. The handles on the back are a bit high but most parents open the door for young children to get in anyway. It's not bland like almost all the cars you mention that are better. The side profile is wonderfully funky. I'm sorry but the Ford B & C Max along with the Eco Sport are the worst looking car on sale. I've had a new Ford and when it got to 80000 mile it had problem after problem. Never again will I buy Ford. Our daughter's school has a private road leading up to it which is flooded half the year. Not a problem in the Juke. Nissan must be doing something right because it's a sales success. Different people have different priorities. For my wife it's the perfect car. I wouldnt have one myself because (I know this is sexist) it's a girls car. But it's a very good girls car.

Brutally honest & hilarious. ...love it! Keep up the good work!

My wife and I only have one car and this is what we have and she loves it. We get turns choosing and it's been six years with this thing so next spring when we trade it in it's my turn to choose. Car is crap, transmission needed replaced at 20K miles, is a very rough and loud ride but "Oh my god it's so cute" she says. I'm counting the days and testing out new cars. At least here in the US they had the decency to quit selling the damn things as of 2017.

So, not a fan then Matt? 🤣 I thought it was Victor Meldrew at one point! Keep them coming old son!

I always think they look like something out of wacky races but my friend loves hers. I think there's a lot of wasted space due to the narrow width above the wheel arches

I really like mine and i ain' t expecting 2 change it 4 any other car. Definitely this one is not for all people.

I tell you want what? You can brighten up any one’s day☺️ I now actually glued to your channel, hilarious is an understatement. Raw talent, but yet very practical and honest.👌

He's not holding back on this one 🤣

I’ve never liked this model, now even less ..

I was given a 2019 nissan juke visia as my first car (super duper low spec). I passed quite late, just before turning 23. Don't get me wrong, I am very grateful to be given any car, and its a decently expensive car (I don't know why). I passed literally about 3 months ago. This Juke is my first car, and what a first fucking car it is. I am not a car guy or a skilled driver, but I will tell you mate that clutch is awful, the biting point is not easy in that car (it seems like its too high, idk if im delusional. Its resulted in me rolling back a few times from steep hills.), and its a 2019 model with no safety features, no hill assist, no reverse camera, no parking sensors, and im in London and frankly dont want such a large car that doesn't offer any of the benefits you get from large cars (as you specified), I find the handbrake not too reliable too and usually sometimes need a few clicks before its set (could be a problem just with mine). It is ugly isn't it. Smh, idk why I was given a mums/nans car.

Mate had one years ago as a company car - he choose it from loads of other cars. One day 'let's go for pub lunch, I will drive'. I choose to walk back to the office, in the rain.

I have a Juke. Is my first car and I bloody love it. The lights mean you can see exactly where the car is. Lane keep assist keeps it in lane, blind spot monitoring. Your in a 2012 one ? Which compared to most 2012 cars doesn’t come with half as much as the juke comes with. I don’t get why people are so against them. 60mpg it’s great, the first car to look different 😂

The car that Jeremy Clarkson described as looking like " A mangled ape", I totally agree with you both on that matter. It should have been called PUKE!

Best honest review ever despite in the business of ‘selling’ cars keep up the good work and videos on youtube

I quite like it as you can take it anywhere, park it anywhere and no one will damage or steal it. You wont get a parking ticket as the traffic wardens feel sorry for you, and no one will ask you for a lift as its so ugly. Fantastic!