Your critique series ("What's wrong with this picture...") never fails to hit the spot! Keep up the supply of crappy photos - I always learn a great deal from your insights.

Danke 🙏🏻

Now, my friend, this might be a 'cultural' thing, but i find your football image to be both appropriate and witty. You have succeeded in capturing the essence of the game, and with a complete absence of ambiguity. We have grass (i prefer the wider crop as it emphasizes the surface), we have a foot (the weight-bearing foot is obscured which reminds us that the game is not 'Feetball'), and the ball (which looks German, but is none the worse for that fact). The action is perfectly frozen which allows the image to be read - a visiting alien would decipher it. My sole criticism is that your model's technique has him placing his weight bearing foot slightly too far from the ball, which may undermine both his power and accuracy. My only recommendation is that, if you want some genuinely rubbish shots to critique, you should drop me a note - i have plenty to spare. Take care and thank you for the vid. Prost!!