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I had to go for a colonoscopy, I have a full white beard and white hair, and I was wheeled into the examination room. The doctor looks up from the monitor and says, "I've been waiting a long time to meet you." I was a bit shocked and said, "Why.?" He said, "I've waited years to say that I have stuck a camera up Santa's arse." The nurses looked shocked, and I burst out laughing. I broke the ice.

My mom has a favorite one pertaining to my dad. My dad was at an appointment. The doctor was running very behind schedule so the time my mom was expecting him home had passed by the time he finally got in. The doctor had my dads junk in his hand just as my mom called him. My dad's ringtone at the time was Mother by Pink Floyd. The doctor literally had my dad's balls in his hand as the phone sang "Mother, do you think they'll try and break my balls?" The doctor had to fight back his laugher.

To the hypochondriac: It's pretty rare, but males CAN have breast cancer. Sorry if that rekindles your hypochondriac phase.

When I was 9, I was (and still am, lol) afraid of needles, like any other little girl. One day, I went to the doctor's office and surprise, surprise.....I needed a shot!🤦🏿‍♀️ Bruh, I was so scared that I started running around the doctor's office! And what did they do to get me vaccinated?...My mom cornered me in front of a chair and *_SAT_* _on me!!!_ 😆🙄 Lol, I'll never forget that moment...And no, it didn't hurt getting sat on, though I can't say the same about the needle (even tho it was a stick that literally lasted less-than-½ of 1 second...😅).

Please bring back old thumbnail style.

I was going to have a prostate exam and as I was laying there, the nurse comes in to begin the procedure by lubing up my sphincter. I laughed and asked her if her mother knew what she did for a job. She replied "Its not my mother, but my husband." Then the doctor came in and after putting up the X-rays, began asking the nurse about the prostate. I started laughing and said, "Oh God, I'm in trouble. You're asking the nurse how to find my prostate." He laughed and said, "I was just about to ask you for YOUR help." "Roll me over and I'll do what I can to help." Then when he was putting the probes into my prostate, he asked how I was doing. "Well, getting needles stuck into my prostate is not how I'd like to spend an afternoon." We were all laughing so hard and long, my cousin, who had brought me, was wondering what was going on. Hey, better be laughing than crying.

The fact that stein from soul eater is on the thumbnail makes this video 10x better

truely the genius

Never thought I'd see Lloyd as Frankenstein.

At 12:10 I would've said "But what is i do want them to fiddle"

😂 lubes up and digs for treasure

Men can get breast cancer. It isn't called something different, and it's often missed because of a lack of awareness.

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There is no "k" in the word "something". Please, for the love of all that is good, please stop saying "some-think"