What the HELL is El Arca de Noe? (Furry Noah's Ark)

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Who thought that combining fursonas with a Bible story was a good idea? This is one of the strangest movies I've seen. I never thought I would witness the Biblical story of the flood featuring a bunch of saucy cat girls
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@Saberspark 5 жыл бұрын

Another movie that isn't 100% trash and also features anthropomorphic characters! What do you all think about this movie? Also a shout-out to my friend Imperius for sending me the movie! Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Saberspark

@kailiahseekingslovescartoo1306 5 жыл бұрын

I love it

@lilswagwaynelit9803 5 жыл бұрын

Saberspark have you heard about the beaster bunny movie?

@blackknight247 5 жыл бұрын

Saberspark hey boy

@sketchyskies8531 5 жыл бұрын

Again with the furries?

@thisappisbs 5 жыл бұрын

next up to roast Aladin

@winteriris13 5 жыл бұрын

*girlfriend freaking dies * lion dude: well that sucks, I guess you gotta replace her now

@Alondro77 5 жыл бұрын

Actually realistic lion behavior... XD

@HeilRay 5 жыл бұрын

Thats actually the most realistic animal behavior in the film...next to the Donkey fucking anything he can. And Deer are sluts

@queenpeach6881 5 жыл бұрын

Oompa-loompas: *D a n c e s*

@felixfdsj6808 5 жыл бұрын

liking because y'know homestuck and shit (besides its a good comment

@DerVasto 5 жыл бұрын

@@queenpeach6881 Oompa-Loompa, figgle-dee-fy, you wanted sum fuk, now she went to die.

@matttheheckingweeb3462 5 жыл бұрын

In this movie, you can tell which female characters are relevant from their hip size

@clau9689 5 жыл бұрын

Kind of reflects real life in a weird way :v

@noneofyourbusiness2992 5 жыл бұрын

If she ain't thicc she ain't relevant either

@roninbayacal7857 5 жыл бұрын

Hahhahaha

@jameelagill5408 5 жыл бұрын

If She Ain't Thicc, She Ain't Gettin This...

@HeilRay 5 жыл бұрын

29:27 Says hi

@thelazygamer2195 2 жыл бұрын

I love the joke about mythical creatures staying behind because they didn’t believe in Noah. That’s shockingly clever.

@sirius1696 8 ай бұрын

Would be a clever way for young earth creationists to reconcile the dinosaur contradiction

@Bully_Biscuit 8 ай бұрын

@@sirius1696 if someone came up to me and told me “unicorns don’t exist anymore because they thought Noah was lying” I would probably laugh in their face.

@gimo6881 6 ай бұрын

I already see some of that in Fantasy 2000

@Cicada2204 3 ай бұрын

@@Bully_BiscuitUnicorns are actually referenced in the bible you know

@lyndsaybrown8471 2 ай бұрын

This was an old Irish folk song I believe. The unicorns didn't get on the Ark, so when it started to rain they were just dancing around until....they drowned.

@olliecherpuzi5045 2 жыл бұрын

No matter how you feel about this movie, the mythical creatures denying the ark was a stroke of genius.

@c0deanime240 5 жыл бұрын

God: Of course. When they're in trouble, they remember I exist Best line from god

@turtosie 4 жыл бұрын

@ileanabriannemari 4 жыл бұрын

@Herr Hitler Kinda feel bad tbh

@JadeKitsuneuwu 4 жыл бұрын

Player One i can tell that the evil one is mocking the Lord as always -_-

@quincy9908 4 жыл бұрын

nightlight. What this is a movie

@Mynameisntgenji 4 жыл бұрын

nightlight. What are you a fucking plug it was a joke go back to hell and quit trying to be a christian

@deadmanwalkin_0422 5 жыл бұрын

*"I THINK A BUNCH OF HOOKERS WERE JUST WINKING AT GOD"*

@ghostinnit7706 5 жыл бұрын

Uh... I dont mean to be THAT person, but he said winked

@comedyreliefguy5112 5 жыл бұрын

Heavy godly god boner

@tape9102 5 жыл бұрын

*Are winking*

@Bedhead_Brodi 5 жыл бұрын

@@tape9102 I know that face anywhere! Monoma right? Used to be one of my favorites!

@altermelon3663 5 жыл бұрын

Encripta Wolf *chuckles quietly to self*

@thelazygamer2195 2 жыл бұрын

“Of course. When they’re in trouble they remember I exist.” *This is easily the funniest line in the entire movie.*

@OliveFog Ай бұрын

That’s what I thought!

@smol.t3dd926 Жыл бұрын

I did thought that the dark lion girl, Bruma, was annoying but until you realize the severity of her death. Girl got violated, she got decimated. Got at least 4,000 lbs slammed at high velocity from a height and contorted her bones onto the floor, breaking it, and potentially was still alive when she fell but died drowning…damn karma doesn’t fuck around

@seanshogun1957 4 жыл бұрын

Saber: her hips are huge Deviantart: this isn’t even my final form

@unusedaccount6329 4 жыл бұрын

Wait, What is the final form then?

@trashcant6499 4 жыл бұрын

@@unusedaccount6329 *don't ask*

@unusedaccount6329 4 жыл бұрын

@@trashcant6499 -Why not?- Ok.

@HerrDeutschBlood 4 жыл бұрын

e621: _It’s free real estate_ 😏

@tatujuntunen7668 4 жыл бұрын

DAMN BOI SHE THICC

@jackhanson3856 5 жыл бұрын

You can't spell ships without *HIPS*

@dontknowdontcare1934 5 жыл бұрын

Shtips

@palantinusedwynstreamarchi9948 5 жыл бұрын

@@dontknowdontcare1934 Haha

@chocolateex1907 5 жыл бұрын

Thicc hips sink ships

@unusedaccount5995 5 жыл бұрын

OH YOU

@jackhanson3856 5 жыл бұрын

*Laugh Track*

@satinizer8021 2 жыл бұрын

i actually still really like the part where mythical creatures like bigfoot, unicorn and dragon refuse to get on the arc, i think it was a fun thing to do

@hi-ougidemonfang Жыл бұрын

When you think about it in order for Noah’s ark to “work” you need the animals chosen to be the horniest animals in the world. This movie seems to accurately portray this in several scenes.

@wolfetteplays8894 Жыл бұрын

So true

@mercurioslevin1877 10 ай бұрын

granted the whole by two's was the "unclean" animals like pigs etc but there was a few ranks as it were of e.g "clean" herd animals like sheep in groups of 7 but this part is always over looked

@gaigetucker6242 6 ай бұрын

@@mercurioslevin1877 I think that's because the 7 where used for sacrifices and food. Also it doesn't change the fact that most animals would fail to survive with even 7 pairs. I think you'd need what? 28 pairs generally to survive? Basically enough that each animal is actually genetically unique or else just one disease and its over for like a 6-10 generations

@dr.altoclef9255 3 ай бұрын

@@gaigetucker6242 Yeah I've always heard a group of 42 (assuming this is a species that pairs monogamously like once a breeding season and not something that mates for life or a species where one male hits up multiple females or...) Of course since God is involved maybe all the offspring have randomized genetics or something. Or the rate of natural random spontaneous mutations is increased.

@TheLonelyGoomba 5 жыл бұрын

Why is there a whale on the ark? They can swim. THEY CAN SWIM

@kayleighbrown459 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe they're tired. Ever think of that?

@sunshock1014 5 жыл бұрын

@@kayleighbrown459 maybe they're lazy

@popgoesfan5211 4 жыл бұрын

!?!

@tornadoskywind1286 4 жыл бұрын

Nani?!?

@jackgreentheweirdonce-ler969 4 жыл бұрын

Good point I haven't noticed

@AutisticSoyDaddy 4 жыл бұрын

"Of course, when they're in trouble they remember I exist." Give that writer an award, that was GOLD.

@abstractassassin8767 4 жыл бұрын

No that was Godly.

@kottonkandy0962 4 жыл бұрын

That was triple platinum

@catalinaargyriou8603 4 жыл бұрын

god says trans rights

@chicongodetraq1946 4 жыл бұрын

Not that special almost every christian ever has said that

@catalinaargyriou8603 4 жыл бұрын

@Catalina Argyriou yes

@MidnightRachel 2 жыл бұрын

This movie left me traumatized when I was younger, especially the scene where the tiger was talking about fattening the herbivores like why

@Crafty_Breeze 7 ай бұрын

101th like

@callerunknown Жыл бұрын

If I had a nickel for every time Saberspark reviewed a sexually charged animated furry Bible story, I'd have two nickels, which isnt a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

@-velsbellz- 9 ай бұрын

Lol

@talkizawa52 5 жыл бұрын

Imagine in a Catholic school the teacher puts this movie on. And then the busty cat comes on

@CurtyTails 5 жыл бұрын

Knowing catholic priest they might want to use this...on kids...to get them in...the mood...even in a confused way... I can barely type it without getting disgusted to the point of puking

@siobhanm9690 5 жыл бұрын

Jesus has left the chat

@itsnotgood_ 5 жыл бұрын

I've heard stories of most Catholic Students not ending up religious anyways

@JamesPlaysGames95 5 жыл бұрын

"The Catholic Church. we made a few.... changes"

@muflon5920 5 жыл бұрын

I don't need to imagine...

@unusedaccount9077 4 жыл бұрын

“It looks like Mickey Mouse is more of a furry than we thought” I mean.... he’s literally a mouse..........

@mmminister9738 4 жыл бұрын

My god.... why didn't we notice that b4?

@lostbutfreesoul 4 жыл бұрын

Disney might not have been 'patent zero' for the Furdom, but he was our Typhoid Mary. Comes into your house to help look after your children and, bam, suddenly they are foxes now.

@mmminister9738 4 жыл бұрын

@@lumiinesce please don't eat me

@lumiinesce 4 жыл бұрын

@@mmminister9738 h m m m okay

@AquaFan1998 3 жыл бұрын

The micky mouse furry prositution ring 😂

@AceMadness59 Жыл бұрын

"Angel! You left the Rainbow on!" That cracked me up.

@rainy4902 2 жыл бұрын

Directors: “Hey, ya wanna traumatize some Christian kids?” Animators: “HELL THE FUCK YES!” Disney: “yo! Count me in that shit too!” And thus, This movie was made

@gabrielsalvemini7489 5 ай бұрын

Ok but I saw the film and I didn't find anything strange

@ishallconfuseyou5148 4 жыл бұрын

"He ate it, he ate the defenseless grasshopper!" He's covered in fake blood and holding a fake animal skin. May I remind you that a grasshopper is an insect?

@quasar7951 4 жыл бұрын

Grasshopper shaped gushers with a free fur suit

@ishallconfuseyou5148 4 жыл бұрын

@@quasar7951 NO-

@quasar7951 4 жыл бұрын

@@ishallconfuseyou5148 limited time at Costco

@ishallconfuseyou5148 4 жыл бұрын

@@quasar7951 lol

@lemonadegorl3257 4 жыл бұрын

@@quasar7951 70% off?

@littlecivet4449 5 жыл бұрын

“That means we’re all going to die” She sounded too happy about that

@guilhermehank4938 5 жыл бұрын

"Just suicidal things"

@chiaryoba9124 4 жыл бұрын

She probably thinks it'll end her awfully boring marriage

@satellitestargazer2770 4 жыл бұрын

You can tell their marriage has reached rock bottom when she is happy about the flood.

@jackgreentheweirdonce-ler969 4 жыл бұрын

She probably HATES her life

@kiskeswooop9937 4 жыл бұрын

She’s done with Noah

@somedude5518 Жыл бұрын

These animators be having to much fun

@Justheredoingmything Жыл бұрын

Yea

@laserbean00001 2 жыл бұрын

Also, Noah's family having different accents is a nod at the fact at they are the ones who were the ancestors of people from different parts of the world. I thought that was funny as a kid.

@lyndsaybrown8471 2 ай бұрын

But...Babel hadn't happened yet. Talking biblically, it's not consistent. Historically, it's a fun take but also not how accents work.

@ferr.6109 3 жыл бұрын

25:30 "Of course. When they're in trouble, they remember I exist." This is already the best Christian movie ever.

@dodonixx953 Жыл бұрын

Yes

@thedisneybroentertainment5547 Жыл бұрын

Facts

@kynzeestarry9496 Жыл бұрын

Lolll

@alexandalmondagent7and963 Жыл бұрын

As a Christian. Yes this is SUPER funny.

@nagyakos8467 Жыл бұрын

Yeah. Even though it's religiously inaccurate because I clearly remember a scripture specifically stating that God doesn't have an attitude like that. He just helps the people who are worthy and doesn't complain. Just saying.

@mrs.inkspadefangirl 5 жыл бұрын

*"of course, when they're in trouble they remember I exist."* Probably the best quote of the movie I'm not going to lie Edit: oh god- so many likes THank You -

@sadtitties222 5 жыл бұрын

@Mrs.Sunset the painter Baka I know, that got a huge laugh out of me, lol.

@BlackDogsAndLadybugs 5 жыл бұрын

I personally like "Welp, there goes the sweet and tender mother of my future children" when the girl lion basically fucking dies in front of him.

@laurieee1705 5 жыл бұрын

Lol true tho, people only pray like in life or death situations or if they go to church

@FGEddie 4 жыл бұрын

I literally made this comment have 1000 likes

@alextheglitch1101 4 жыл бұрын

God was the best character ngl

@OMGitsMACORONI Жыл бұрын

Therapist: pole danceing chicken can't hurt you. It doesn't exist. Pole danceing chicken: 9:39

@josephkoester3217 2 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie that ark model is really incredible. Someone spent many many days on that

@nirast2561 5 жыл бұрын

"Of course, when they're in trouble, they remember I exist." ok, that's funny, haha.

@some_goomba 5 жыл бұрын

radu nicolae and unfortunately true. X-) l-/

@ShinParisu 5 жыл бұрын

@@some_goomba Only at the moment of death will men make one final plea to the heavens.

@obakeii3193 5 жыл бұрын

@@ShinParisu r/I'mAnAthiestAndThisIsDeep

@ShinParisu 5 жыл бұрын

@@obakeii3193 i was debating if i should reply wondering if youre developing a fixation on my "too deep analysis" for a furry religious movie... Then saw you misspelled atheist and decided to bring attention to that instead.

@obakeii3193 5 жыл бұрын

@@ShinParisu Nice. I appreciate that because I would do the same thing

@vinegar4556 5 жыл бұрын

Is it just me who noticed God seems to have a bit of every ethnicity in him? That's.... actually pretty clever. Good on you if it was intentional, filmmakers.

@zacharysazama798 5 жыл бұрын

I didn't notice that until I saw this comment. But now that I did, I think it's genius.

@evelynh6223 5 жыл бұрын

A lot of the things this movie does are great, I liked the depiction of God, and that bit about the mythical creatures deciding against going on the Ark was clever and funny. It's a shame that other parts of the movie were so poor

@Wildman-lc3ur 5 жыл бұрын

I can kinda see it

@ewew4616 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah it kinda makes sense

@thepickleofdestiny4536 5 жыл бұрын

What's crazy there's some races extinct from genocide so imaging god with every.single.ethinicity.it would be mind blowing to see that

@firebrand723 Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: before the flood came there was no rain, water just covered the ground as mist. So when rain fell and flooded everything it must’ve been so horrifying to the people not on the ark.

@Falcon-doing-doodles 2 жыл бұрын

Might just be me, but I think it's really funny that in the first animal scene, it's a strip club, and the chicken is the stripper. We literally see a chicken strip

@PACHIC 5 жыл бұрын

Im from Argentina and I saw this on the cinema... I still have nightmares

@poof9360 5 жыл бұрын

How ?

@faunaria7127 5 жыл бұрын

and my mom is a female diconese (idk how it's spelled) and wow. *_we really need to burn down humanity_*

@nekokna 5 жыл бұрын

Lepoofoster they advertized it as 'its awesome because its made in your country!!.! 100000000 went to see it already!!!.! and too much tv advertizement, i did not went but many families who could not detect the red flags because of the editing took their children.... all argentinian animated movied hurt me deeply, the wasted talent(?), the stories(?), etc(?) the high paced parts were made seemingly to make people laugh(?) in the trailers, and there were other trailers focused on the religious aspect too. i wonder too

@poof9360 5 жыл бұрын

@@nekokna I'm a Muslim Canadian so I am confused of this furry movie

@Zero2HeroX 5 жыл бұрын

10/10 best nightmare a panther touch my pp

@jambalaya1779 4 жыл бұрын

Movie: has references for sex Karen: MAD Actually story for Noah’s ark: ( . _ .)

@familyfun359 3 жыл бұрын

Dolph the Milkman no they are like this 🧿👄🧿

@summerjonz 3 жыл бұрын

That's gonna make it difficult for me to get the uncensored version.

@rebeccahall7142 3 жыл бұрын

I mean.. it does look like it's intended for

@theshyguy4932 3 жыл бұрын

I thought you were Diesel Patches

@utigaraptorRARA 3 жыл бұрын

GET THE BOAT

@spicy_shumai 2 жыл бұрын

I watched this movie as a kid on theather ON the country it was made and let me tell you, the dubbed english version is SO MUCH MORE TAMED. For example, Panthy's song, in english she says "If I eat you it's not bad because it's all part of the plan", but in it's original language, Latin Spanish she says "Pues vivirás adentro mío" instead of "it's all part of the plan" which translates to "you'll live inside me"... I don't have to explain why this is an issue :')

@dont-worry-I-jest 11 ай бұрын

Vore moment

@artisticgarbage708 Жыл бұрын

28:18 this is made more potentially terrifying when we point out that prolonged eye contact in felines usually means they intend to attack, so this moment was basically Ziro (I think is how it's spelled) telling Noah he's about to kill him. So yeah, if I were Noah, I'd be f**king terrified.

@FreeSpiritPaulette 3 жыл бұрын

_“An anthropomorphic bull next to an actual bull... it doesn’t make any sense!!”_ *Goofy and Pluto watching this:* 👁 👄 👁

@biscuitdoggo9205 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@gamerboy-vy3qw 3 жыл бұрын

Oh.... Your right

@craiggardner4049 3 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

@aboveanonymous4810 3 жыл бұрын

@@star-um4wb no he isn't

@aboveanonymous4810 3 жыл бұрын

@R.A.M he is a dog

@Eggalus 5 жыл бұрын

How do we make sure viewers know what characters are female? I know! We'll make them dummy thiCC

@fixman88 4 жыл бұрын

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HartmanHips

@juggalobadbear5551 4 жыл бұрын

@@fixman88 ...what ever grinds your gears I guess.

@eriksulzbach1050 4 жыл бұрын

Fixy Clary im.... worried to click

@Noooo23523 4 жыл бұрын

@@eriksulzbach1050 its dexters mom

@mauibread4265 4 жыл бұрын

I mean women usually have wider hips than men.

@JamieSwitzer 2 жыл бұрын

the way Saberspark describes the attributes of women in these movies sounds like he's... really enjoying it.

@Tired_asf124 2 жыл бұрын

19:54 the song is kinda familiar with Rio 2 when Nigel start to sing on the audition

@Potatopatch 3 ай бұрын

Well, it’s a real song released in 1978, so it’s in a lot of media

@queenandgoodomensfan6359 4 жыл бұрын

No one: Noahs Wife: *" So we're all going to die "* 🙂

@genderlesspotato1857 4 жыл бұрын

Shes a fucking mood

@IsaacClodfelter 4 жыл бұрын

She has it all figured out. *death is approaching* Noah's wife: oh finally. ☺

@GeckyWecky 4 жыл бұрын

We are going to die 😀

@GeneralCane 4 жыл бұрын

Death is nigh. 😃👍

@SerperiorChaos 4 жыл бұрын

When someone says that flood is from a rain: "I know what a flood is"

@elmangodefuego5526 4 жыл бұрын

when is this world being added to kingdom hearts

@professionalperson356 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@TheDoctor2500T 4 жыл бұрын

Kingdom hearts 10 in the year 3000

@isaiahbuchanan5639 4 жыл бұрын

After the furries all die so that they can reincarnate the souls of the poor kids who watched this movie, bringing the new age of furries. This cycle will continue till the end of time with new fur bait movies coming. Though the production is pretty bad as we saw in Cats they will still come out every ounce and a while bringing the new age of furries

@porkboi1142 4 жыл бұрын

You weren’t supposed to do that.

@SE7EN306 4 жыл бұрын

What ? (are you asking a question or something I don’t get it)

@csucskos 2 жыл бұрын

If the movie is anything you describe it, it's hilarious. I mean there are so unexpected things it hits hard. I wish it was remade but with better quality voiceacting and smoothing out the rough plot points but introducing even more crazy shit. I love these kids of trippy movies.

@EugenioScamardella 2 жыл бұрын

In Italian this movie has something that makes it even more awkward. Some of the names are changed by the original, and it's FULL of regional dialects. Plus, Xiro (named Tanga here in Italy, which means "thong") is voiced by late Tonino Accolla, the historical Italian voice actor of Homer Simpson, while Panty (renamed Giobella) is voiced by Monca Ward, Lisa's Italian VA. So, the scenes where she flirts with him may sound veeeeery inappropriate to Italian audience. This movie was released in Italy in 2008, I was just six years-old but I still remember all the commercials so yes, it had a theatrical release and it wasn't the censored cut (I saw it on DVD some months later, and I still remember all those jokes I was unable to get while my mother was).

@Elerantula_ Жыл бұрын

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK why did they do that choice c__c

@magicuniverse4ever647 Жыл бұрын

Omg fellow Italian here and I had no idea he was voiced by Accolla (but I knew the panther was voiced by Monica Ward), I remember him sounding completely different

@EugenioScamardella Жыл бұрын

@@magicuniverse4ever647 Ah, un altro italiano. Beh, sì, è proprio Tonino Accolla. Beh, diciamo che nel doppiare quel personaggio, il compianto Accolla ha semplicemente fatto un'imitazione di un'imitazione di Homer Simpson. Non so chi abbia diretto il doppiaggio italiano e l'adattamento, ma caspita... Tra accenti regionali su accenti regionali e dialettismi messi lì giusto per dare al film una verve da cinepanettone, sembra abbiano fatto di tutto pur di renderlo impossibile da digerire.

@valezareinwaldmarone8043 3 жыл бұрын

God was one of the best characters in the movie

@astrologicalchannell6727 3 жыл бұрын

He *IS* the best character.

@l3k064 2 жыл бұрын

The hippo male is good too ,,my feet are so tiny..."

@kagemushashien8394 2 жыл бұрын

Better than the rest

@strxwbxrry_420 2 жыл бұрын

I loved him, favorite line was "they always remember I exist when they're in trouble"

@udontneedtoknow915 2 жыл бұрын

Yes 👍👍👌

@lizardfishbird 5 жыл бұрын

Those aren’t the kind of chicken breasts I ordered

@carinacanopus1353 5 жыл бұрын

They probably won't taste as good, either.

@Anotherchild_lol 3 жыл бұрын

Badum tssssss

@jairocantu9777 Жыл бұрын

i think i watched this movie as a seven yr old uncensored

@hoppa_2184 Жыл бұрын

29:50 Madness. The furry characters shaking their ass sounds like the best part! xD

@myowncomputerstuff 5 жыл бұрын

27:58 So let me get this straight. A _whale..._ is going to be saved from a flood... by being kept on a boat.

@obkb774 5 жыл бұрын

L o g I c

@tarry1972 5 жыл бұрын

From me going to catholic school for majority of my life, the boat doesn’t fucking sink because fucking GOD’S LOVE AND POWER KEEPS THE BOAT A FLOAT CHILDREN, this is why I’m an atheist

@thetwelfthsystem7755 5 жыл бұрын

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

@MurdochMMQCR 5 жыл бұрын

It seems so.

@a.velderrain8849 5 жыл бұрын

@@tarry1972 mathematical calculations have been done and based on the Ark's dimensions, it could very easily support 2 of all the land animals and birds that would have been on board. Especially considering they didn't necessarily need to be adult animals. The better problem is how they logistically handled the animals, not how the Ark floated.

@callistaberesford7421 3 жыл бұрын

25:30 - I literally stan God in this movie, he spittin straight facts

@quitequeerquesadilla 3 жыл бұрын

I S T A N G O D

@Tareltonlives 3 жыл бұрын

He's genuinely funny

@Sip_Dhit 3 жыл бұрын

@@quitequeerquesadilla pretty sure that's just called christianity

@kaboomkrazy9856 3 жыл бұрын

@@Sip_Dhit fuckin gottem... all of em

@cookiehawk 3 жыл бұрын

You are now Christian.

@kitkatpita6703 Жыл бұрын

“That means we’re all going to die!” She said, calmly.

@elmonlikesfanta1044 Жыл бұрын

5:25 when I heard seven deadly sins I thought we were watching anime…..💀

@theninjabird9510 Жыл бұрын

-Average anime fan

@WD_RatLad Жыл бұрын

@@theninjabird9510 nah, you're thinking of anime-obsessed individuals (in other words, discord moderators if they didn't go around trying to pick up... "cupcakes")

@alexbenavidez4500 5 жыл бұрын

"Well, there goes the sweet and tender future mother of my children" This movie has so many incredible quotes, I can't decide which is the best

@mysticgirl4722 5 жыл бұрын

OwO

@jourteen7795 5 жыл бұрын

My favorite is "I know what a flood is, were all going to die"

@stonkybi 5 жыл бұрын

“Of course, when they’re in trouble they remember I exist”

@indyrex5396 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact; I have this movie on disc and my mom bought it when I was younger. My mom loves this movie and it's jokes, and not to mention the original Spanish voice overs are pure gold- and the funny part is that my family is Christian and yet we find this fucking hilarious-

@marinacastellanorodriguez9304 3 жыл бұрын

God so relatable, but in muy case I was 6 years old,even younger, and I was totally alone... and I still remember the traumas It caused to me to not understand the f*cking adult jokes😂😂😂

@isaiah9501 3 жыл бұрын

Marina Castellano Rodríguez I had the same experience but with the movie Sausage Party- I was looking at random movies that my dad downloaded on the usb like Zootopia, Ice age, Frozen and other animated stuff. Then I Saw that movie I was traumatized

@Garry503 3 жыл бұрын

You: Christian Your profile pic: a demon This movie: an affront to nature Hotel: trivago

@pacifistminigun3987 3 жыл бұрын

@@Garry503 lol

@Garry503 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I’m Christian and I saw it.

@dontme8174 Жыл бұрын

I remember watching the uncensored on some christian holiday in school when I was in grade 3. My older friend and I noticed the mature themes immediately and couldn't understand how it was supposed to be a religious film I guess the teachers had never seen it before.

@entransnake Жыл бұрын

23:28 Bro he sounds like Donald Trump that's stuck in a mood-

@EndertheDragon0922 4 жыл бұрын

Can we appreciate that the stripper was a chicken? You all got to see a chicken strip.

@papayadoodlez9994 4 жыл бұрын

Budum tsss

@thebossofgames10178 4 жыл бұрын

I hate everything you just said

@EndertheDragon0922 4 жыл бұрын

bossman leonard good :)

@EndertheDragon0922 4 жыл бұрын

CØØKĪE Lørd I didn’t say you had to like it, you furry. I just said to appreciate the wordplay

@EndertheDragon0922 4 жыл бұрын

CØØKĪE Lørd I meant it in a playful manner if that wasn’t clear, it’s hard to convey emotion on text

@someoneimportant2870 5 жыл бұрын

*The God in this movie is a mood also being the most relatable character*

@milesyuen3926 5 жыл бұрын

"Of course, when they're in trouble, they remember I exist."

@anon_serenade 5 жыл бұрын

yes

@strawberryjuno 5 жыл бұрын

I know, right

@AngelWingsYT 5 жыл бұрын

i like this god he is sass

@lworthy2518 5 жыл бұрын

@@AngelWingsYT Oh sure. WHITE God is all prim & proper. Total authoritarian. But give God some mocha/chocolate skin, now He has _THE SASS._ And be relatable. Makes sense.😏

@KatOwO2235 Жыл бұрын

the internet archive has the uncut version, in HD too

@Mystik_Music Жыл бұрын

Cool I've been wanting to watch something weird with my friends

@Walrus-fg8ch Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: the person who voiced king louis is also named louis He also formed American jazz. louis prima

@grrrrrrBARNATNARK 5 жыл бұрын

Scar on his younger days was rough.

@cinnamon-skateboarding5987 5 жыл бұрын

Talu YT took me too long to understand that

@Nanthecowdog 5 жыл бұрын

Looks like Kovu’s real father lol

@finncicle 5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@TheReZisTLust 5 жыл бұрын

I thought he was reincarnated in hell after be got eaten.

@DetectiveDespair 5 жыл бұрын

omfg

@dannyrussell7667 5 жыл бұрын

"Of course, when they're in trouble, they remember I exist." I laughed way too hard at that

@oddacity5883 5 жыл бұрын

*Cuts to WW2 archive footage*

@strawberryjuno 5 жыл бұрын

SAAAME, THAT WAS THE BEST THING

@Doughboy123x 5 жыл бұрын

So funny because it's true.

@tepid480 5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA IT'S SO DAMN ACCURATE IRL

@timothymclean 5 жыл бұрын

God is basically an overworked tech support guy, except without any accountability.

@evei2310 Жыл бұрын

Oh my god, I remember watching this film as a kid, we had the uncensored version for some reason. Little me was very scared afterwards 😭

@noahhales Жыл бұрын

8:21 love how she calmly says that everyone will die

@theamiller7966 3 жыл бұрын

"I guess Mickey was more of a furry than we *thought* " Also Mickey: *a litteral mouse*

@WolfTamer 3 жыл бұрын

An *anthro* literal mouse.

@gebermotta2558 2 жыл бұрын

No he isnt a furry he is a funny animal

@etps4444 2 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say-

@pegamationproductions6062 2 жыл бұрын

A crazy animal

@GuyOnHypixel Жыл бұрын

@ mrlean ok then

@euphoric_junebug3776 3 жыл бұрын

*”A flood you say?”* *”Well that means we’re all going to die”* How can you be so chill-

@ratinspace9663 3 жыл бұрын

Well you know its 2021

@somedummyonyoutube3362 3 жыл бұрын

because when you live in those times, you just wanna die

@euphoric_junebug3776 3 жыл бұрын

@@somedummyonyoutube3362 that does make sense

@israeldeleon9010 2 жыл бұрын

@@euphoric_junebug3776 here’s no internet

@username172 2 жыл бұрын

@@somedummyonyoutube3362 hell in these times most of us want to die

@Pon3TorLord Жыл бұрын

Why is there a whale in the ark? It's a flood.

@Yuki_Qween 9 ай бұрын

I wanna recomend a kids show from my childhood, the show is called "octonauts" it was made in 2010 in britan, the show is basiclly about a group of anthro animals helping and saving ocean creatures and the flora. One thing to meanction of the show is that it feels like it's kinda all over the place, but not chaotic, and it's also has more than 3 movies where all of them are on netfilx and all of the show is on youtube, i would really recomend this show, not just because of nostalgia but A: the OST slaps B: it's genuinly entrenaining C: the characters are well made D: it's accualy entrateinig

@brandonmtb3767 5 жыл бұрын

The bible is NOT family friendly

@inkbendy3524 5 жыл бұрын

Hmm. Fair point.

@themorningping9075 5 жыл бұрын

The Bible mentions killing you should not read the Bible until you're most likely the age of like 9 or 10 and the movie makes the Bible on holy it must be destroyed we need to get the Pope the Crusaders and the Templars

@oopsalltes2 5 жыл бұрын

@•o• All three, perhaps?

@HospitableSpirit 5 жыл бұрын

Jesus was in a relationship with a freaking prostitute

@xultra_violetx 5 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@kbarts316 4 жыл бұрын

“Do you think....god stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he’s created?”

@CariHere 3 жыл бұрын

Shit man, I'm in fear of what we've created!

@pacifistminigun3987 3 жыл бұрын

i don't think, i know

@hugorodriguez8672 3 жыл бұрын

@Fatima Galaxy168 Why you can't tell jokes about him? It's not like you are going to hell for it

@hugorodriguez8672 3 жыл бұрын

@Fatima Galaxy168 I know that for you this is sacred but I mean, really you go to hell for something that simple?

@pacifistminigun3987 3 жыл бұрын

@@hugorodriguez8672 obviously

@JapperKnowsTwoo Жыл бұрын

Maybe Noah’s family having different accents and ethnicities is the movies explanation as to how there are so many different ethnicities in the world. They were the ‘first’ family after all. I can imagine that’s how you could explain the origins of diversity to a kid

@phoemix7043 2 жыл бұрын

I just noticed the lips aren’t synced with what the characters are saying, so I assume this was made for an intended country

@imatiredSara 5 жыл бұрын

"So that means... *we're all going to die* " I LOVE HER 🤣

@lunarcat3283 5 жыл бұрын

SaraDerps I love how calmly she looked and said it lmao

@lxvcid 5 жыл бұрын

@@lunarcat3283 same here "Really?" we're all going to die".

@lunarcat3283 5 жыл бұрын

M&M_RatPack adoption maybe

@jeremyoliver8035 5 жыл бұрын

she said it so calmly

@Robin.xxbinn 2 жыл бұрын

She literally even smiled when she said that- XD

@markimlem 5 жыл бұрын

"when they're in trouble, they remember I exist" alright movie that was a good one

@sadtitties222 5 жыл бұрын

@Markimlem The best line in the whole film, honestly. 😂

@skyzedos7155 4 жыл бұрын

Parents and They're kids.

@jackahh Жыл бұрын

I have no desire of checking out the full movie ever but lemme just say I LOVED EVERY BIT OF THIS

@Noahcrow Жыл бұрын

Bro, you explain things so well. I swear, it first started off with your explanation of why the company that ran scooby-doo fell under, and i was blown away. Hook, line, and sinker.

@ForrestBobHD 5 жыл бұрын

Noah's wife sounded a bit too happy at 8:22

@maximilienrobespierre7927 5 жыл бұрын

Perhaps she was fed up with Noah's bullshit?

@Culo_Sniffin_Cheezit 5 жыл бұрын

She's depressed

@twisted_jinx1603 5 жыл бұрын

@@freetimesketchbook9485 This is me in real life.

@apoletestry3766 5 жыл бұрын

We are all going to die. Like WTF is that voice acting.

@breadlord3790 5 жыл бұрын

That means , we're all gonna die! :D

@sci-fiaction6576 4 жыл бұрын

**THERE IS A WHALE!!** **THERE IS A WHALE!!** **THERE IS A WHALE!!** **THERE IS A WHALE!!** **THERE IS A WHALE!!**

@plottipaa_hauki95 4 жыл бұрын

I bet hardcore Christians can explain it

@santiagoc.9037 4 жыл бұрын

@@plottipaa_hauki95 there's just not reason to put a whale there

@mithmoonwalker 4 жыл бұрын

oh by leonighs mane

@Fishlicker2695 4 жыл бұрын

Das a mammal

@federiconadai5310 4 жыл бұрын

Joni Lepistö we did it cuz God didn’t said that we couldn’t XD

@maxwellkowal3065 2 жыл бұрын

Back when Saber had the booming, low-riding voice that gave us all chills

@SerenityM16 2 жыл бұрын

Anyone know where one could find an unedited version?

@cherrieblossomgurl 5 жыл бұрын

Is no one else going to point out that Panthy is the only Panther on the boat?! Where is her partner?

@manuelalbertoromero9528 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe she ate him..?

@DiamondSan7 5 жыл бұрын

Shut Up You *V o r e r p h i l e*

@mattdragoneed6476 5 жыл бұрын

She ate him

@s.r.scream9272 5 жыл бұрын

cherrieblossomgurl a

@moc277 5 жыл бұрын

well the donkey fucked the deer sooo

@keanureeves6197 4 жыл бұрын

“If only we could spend more time together! Especially at night!” *_STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!_*

@chakaislife3046 4 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@supersonicgameplays7080 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah wtf

@chaozkid4413 4 жыл бұрын

*PAY THE FINE OR PAY WITH YOUR HEAD*

@datnoobbee8576 4 жыл бұрын

*PIT OF DEATH*

@fluffyshinobu 4 жыл бұрын

@@arcs2 r/youngpeopleyoutube

@terreliv 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe the varying accents in the humans are supposed to represent all the people who'll descend from them?

@CR-ji3kf 2 жыл бұрын

i like how zero sounds careless that his girlfriend just died lmao "well there goes the sweet and tender future mother of my children" wait why is the panther singing i will survive

@jamiegioca9448 6 ай бұрын

'Cause she can 😂

@m1l22 5 жыл бұрын

*_This is the reason why Satan hides in Hell._*

@nuclearthefurfag153 5 жыл бұрын

He gay?

@user-bl3fo7dz3o 5 жыл бұрын

Nah mate, this is what happens when he leaves Hell.

@sonic3224Gamer 5 жыл бұрын

I read "Santa" instead of "Satan"

@rectoraakor8843 5 жыл бұрын

This is the biggest misconception people have about Satan and hell. Hell is the final and eternal punishment for unbelievers and Satan and his fallen angels. Satan actually resides on Earth and tries to manipulate and convince people to do evil in all forms.

@turtlebot323 4 жыл бұрын

Rector Aakor so true that’s exactly right

@commandermickey 5 жыл бұрын

God: *create a people* People: *creates this* Its Christian! God: *i beg your pardon*

@supersanscraftcommentediti5337 5 жыл бұрын

God: dish-dash, this movie is trash!

@chrisisoffline 5 жыл бұрын

Satan: YES!

@sapphony6464 5 жыл бұрын

God: *gives spiritual freedom to humans* Humans: *make this trash* God: *_This is why we can’t have nice things_*

@weegee2470 5 жыл бұрын

Satan: looks like this is an absolute win

@xultra_violetx 5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@apeface1990 2 жыл бұрын

God's VA sounded like he was trying to give a Patrick Warburton impression

@Epic11705 Жыл бұрын

14:48 Ok, I get what KK is saying; because Meloni is Zero’s chosen mate, KK chooses not to insult her out of respect to his royal highness

@Pikazilla 4 жыл бұрын

"When they're in trouble they remember I exist" - God

@krisdeltarun 4 жыл бұрын

I relate to that quote so much lmao

@itsDjjayy 4 жыл бұрын

Damn thats facts

@shanf1639 4 жыл бұрын

Relevant to 17th century war criminals

@chaozkid4413 4 жыл бұрын

I dont think gods coming back for us hes already gone

@nickienavarre305 4 жыл бұрын

God becomes emo XD

@heruel8693 5 жыл бұрын

this is pretty unholy for a movie that was supposedly based off of the bible edit #2: someone please make an r/whoosh compilation and edit this comment section in

@phoenixmarktwo 5 жыл бұрын

What's that supposed to mean... :|

@galaxyhunter4515 5 жыл бұрын

@@phoenixmarktwo this movie has sexual characters for a movie that is supposed to be about the bible

@user-bl3fo7dz3o 5 жыл бұрын

No, you see, they’re trying to attract the attention of furries with busty cats (that sentence made me want to hang myself) and then use that as a trap to convert those unholy pagan scum. (edit) Shit, I think this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment. Deus vult, anyone?

@phoenixmarktwo 5 жыл бұрын

@@galaxyhunter4515 Ah, I knew that was going to be a part of the response to me. I was just worried that they were implying that furries were sinful.

@TheBoldImperator 5 жыл бұрын

@@galaxyhunter4515 Because the animals on Noah's Ark didn't fuck? If they didn't, where did all the animals on Earth come from?

@kiatzuki Жыл бұрын

7:07 - hate it when my neck becomes my hair too

@villalba874 Жыл бұрын

For anyone wondering why a toothfairy scene had mice on it...in Latin America the tooth fairy is a mouse.

@jeredgibb5064 5 жыл бұрын

''Looks like Mickey Mouse is more of a furry than we thought." … I mean, he IS an anthropomorphic mouse

@Yoseqlo1 5 жыл бұрын

Huh. I suppose he is. So, if he likes humans, do that makes him what? A skinny?

@Dinoman972 5 жыл бұрын

I think that's the joke

@georgeduke2752 5 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget those gloves are sexy af...😳

@killmeuwu559 5 жыл бұрын

U hav 666 likes r u stan? And i type bad on prupose

@Pinkieshy-ut1dr 5 жыл бұрын

"So that means...we're all going to die." me

@thecakegarden5324 5 жыл бұрын

Well, seeing what franchise your profile picture is from, yup.

@meowmeowmooew2142 5 жыл бұрын

lmao is that kokichi?

@thepoopshitterz 5 жыл бұрын

*I spot a Kokichi*

@Engifarting456 5 жыл бұрын

@arisenleaf 5 жыл бұрын

The weebs have been alerted

@shinkuakuma1118 2 жыл бұрын

This thing was buried in my Watch Later List. Great Video Sabre.

@piccolofan24 Жыл бұрын

I just realized that this movies artstyle is very similar to Disney's movie "Atlantis: The Lost Empire". Especially Noah's design.

@orangeapples 5 жыл бұрын

Is nobody wondering how the panther girl got on the boat if there is no male panther?

@JackalopeBunny 5 жыл бұрын

I wondered the same thing? It's like how did she get on board?

@NoU-jc4kq 5 жыл бұрын

Magic

@mrschizo2837 5 жыл бұрын

*Resisting urge to make unfunny Wakanda joke*

@BytezBich 5 жыл бұрын

@@mrschizo2837 Balck Panther is too busy protecting Wakanda

@ddpzzp553 5 жыл бұрын

actually if panthers are just black leopards then is she the female leopard or just neak in with a loophole

@MrLeach-cp9ib 3 жыл бұрын

I think god’s voice was good, his voice sounded like someone who’s on the verge of giving up but not quite there yet. Kind of like ‘I’m done but I’m not giving up yet’ vibe.

@gacd2104 3 жыл бұрын

It sounds a lot like God's voice in the Simpsons

@Oddi0 3 жыл бұрын

He sounds like he's doing an impression of Michael Dorn.

@marcelob.678 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty accurate to the god of the bible

@MoostachedSaiyanPrince 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and I think that's probably the right idea here. Like, that's the exact mindset I'd imagine he'd have to be in to be want to destroy the world, but still be willing to give it a chance to start over.

@pennysanchez7656 2 жыл бұрын

With a design built of a Discord moderator.

@Mary-jm7qx 2 жыл бұрын

after 4 years of waiting i finaly wathed the movie... on my religion class and it was the uncensored version. I just loved faces of my class and the teacher X3