Putting forward that all 'forced listeners' of this podcast, from this day on, refer to ourselves as hostages...

"Hey, you're at work, not in a bubble bath." 🙂 I'm going to borrow that at work if you don't mind.

I am so glad someone else said it. I have had it with Go Fund Me. Two grown women I know started a go fund me for their European vacation, and got tons of donations. Bitch, I can't afford to go to Europe, I'm not paying to send you to Europe. If you can't afford it, don't go!!

TIP FOR ALL- cancel the card that they have on file. Lol that’s what I do when I’m not trying to go cancel anything

Call me a masochist, but I thoroughly enjoy being a "forced listener" to these ladies. It hurts so good, what more can I say? Y'all are my favorite gals with grievances ❤

I feel like when Pumps has a bad clap, the episode is really good.

Both of their laughs are intoxicating

I love that they’ve had it with subscriptions they don’t know how to cancel when the sponsor is Rocket Money 😂

"its worth it $100 not to go" is actually psychotic, sorry Kylie 😂

"It's worth $100 to not got"... how much are these ladies paying you?!

I think it should be illegal not to put the cause of death in an obituary - and there should be a follow up when the toxicology reports are completed

Can we have an episode where we dive into all Josh's tattoos?

Pumps! You look amazing! Whatchu up to girl? 🔥❤

My ex actually brought up in counseling that I didn’t thank him when he took out the trash. I said I would start doing that when he praised me every time I had to clean the shit out of the toilet bowl.

I love the episodes where it’s just the 2 of you the best!

I used to write obits in the newspaper of a mid size city (Louisville KY) - In the late 90s. Back then, obits weren’t paid ads like they are now but we’re done as a courtesy by the newsroom’s news clerks. - and for anyone who died under 60, it was required that the funeral homes (who called in the obits) reported cause of death that would then be included in the obits …

Dog groomer here. Please don’t shave your double coated dogs. They don’t love it. The double coat helps them insulate cool and hot air. If you don’t want shedding, don’t get a dog. Additionally double coated dogs are at higher risk of overheating because they can’t regulate their body temp after you shave them. It can also make them develop alopecia because it messes up their coat. As a dog groomer I’ve very much had it with people that have dogs and hate the shedding and want to shave their double coated breeds 😂

As a concerned listener, may someone do a wellness check on Angela. The inconsistencies in the clap recently has me worried. Maybe the pressure from being princess diana is getting her... it’s a lot of pressure being the star of the show. I think better help is a good option for her.

These womennnnn, absolutely on fire today! Gorgeous. 🤗❤️ thank you guys for being beacons of chaos and turmoil in this bullshit world. It seriously warms my decrepit heart.

I as well I’m sick of sifting through hundreds of Facebook responses to figure out how that person died. So Agree.

I just need to make a call to action here, we desperately need to get Jessica Kirsen on here, not only has she had it with literally everything, but she’s also a HILARIOUS comic, and a Jewish lesbian to boot. I don’t know what else I can say to make this more compelling, but I have got to see this happen or else I’m gonna implode.

I have to agree so much about the oldest child. Then each one after had to take more care of themselves and the ones older. I never realized howtrue until my kids as well asnieces/nephews. I have a husband that was oldest,a brother that was oldest and my son. I thought we all were treated the same and we treated our kids the same but even if you think that many do set out to be super mom or dad with the first, including having 20 times more photos or vids of the first compared to 3rd or 6th. Then you wonder why child 4 may have a clean apartment while at 26, child 1 has not done last week's dishes at his/ her place.

It’s NEVER a walk of shame for me when I cancel or delete a membership. I enjoy it so much when I do that! It’s a power trip to me and I walk out PROUDLY that I cancelled that subscription! BOOM!!💥

My mom and I have our own phrase for when I’m a “forced listener”. She says I’m a “captive audience”

Ladies i cannot continue to listen (while being forced) without mentioning how great you look in your autumn-y coloured outfits!

Totally with Pumps about the DMV. I often wonder if the employees are trained to be rude or do they gradually evolve into miserable public service workers. Remember the old lady who worked at the DMV in “License to Drive” when she says “Don’t Fxxx with the Dept of Motor Vehicles” as she informs Corey Haines that he failed his driving exam? She is textbook DMV employee material.

No! We have to acknowledge normal behavior, especially when it involves being courteous because we need to tip the scales back to normalcy and bring good behavior back into favorability.

Kylie hear me out!! Merch!! You guys can sell scrubs with the 'I've had it' logo on one side & then have "Blessed" embroidered on the other side. I think they will sell like crazy! Plus seeing Jennifer wearing something with "Blessed" on it is worth it all! 😂

Watching yall's show is like an anticipated weekend hanging with your best gals in person

I love this podcast!!! I look forward to Tuesday’s and Thursday’s love you ladies ❤

here for my mandatory listening

Hey girls, I was paying on a gym membership forever. Best way to get out of it, cancel that credit card it’s on. I had it coming out of my debit card. The gym said I had to write a letter to the company that was in TX. I’m in PA. It was freaking annoying. This was yrs ago now. But I just went to my bank, canceled that debit card and got a new one. Done. Yes, they make it impossible to quit. Somehow I ended up on some shipping payment plan for ELF after I ordered something. Here, they started to charge me $12 a month. No idea what the deal was. I canceled that card too. I have no idea what that subscription plan was. Don’t recall signing up for it either. These happened a number of years ago.

2:18, that is a major recurring theme of humans in the workforce.

You two bring me life! Thank you for saying what we are all thinking. You should have Tony Talks on your guest list. Thank you Jen, thank you Pumps ❤

You ladies never fail to make me laugh each week! Scotland should be in your next tour, hint hint

We got rid of car tags for our vehicles in Alberta Canada.

It’s the best part of my week!!!

I've had it with the police agencies who spend the first 10 minutes of any press conference where they have found the body of a missing woman, child, or person from a marginalized community praising their phenomenal search and discovery (never a rescue). They thank the other agencies for all their hard work when it was community volunteers, family and friends who went ABOVE AND BEYOND to find their missing loved ones. Then you find out that warnings about the killer went ignored for years and families, especially those from marginalized communities, have to enlist their church and hire PIs. Police agencies rarely ever STOP anything before hand. Judges let career criminals who look like them free over and over. Police agencies no longer police the community. They pick the person they like least or who has called them names and do everything they can to prove those people guilty of a crime. This most recent missing little blond girl ( the kind they like to show on TV) who went missing with her dad's Nazi friend who should have been in jail is beyond despicable. I could go on but I will save it for later.

Thanks for all the laughs ladies.

You ladies are my tribe. #blessed ❤

Pumps is BUSTED! She ain’t no real attorney, no ma’am! She kept saying “Affadavid” 🙄

Agreed I hate announcements....I cleaned the apartment and? lol I never announced when I clean the apartment.

i've watched so many of these episodes and i just noticed that the wall behind them is fuzzy and not stone.... i would be absent-mindedly petting that wall constantly if i were in one of those chairs

These ladies have kept me sane

This podcast is such a great release of anger for me 😂 love you both!

We need to get Pumps clap extenders so the slaggin dragons are not preventing the thunder clap!

I actually love every thing about you two girls love to hear you talking

The best way to cancel literally any membership is to call your bank and say you lost your card. Usually they'll even male you a new card

I’ve had it branded scrubs on your Podcasts store… I would totally buy them!

I’ve HAD IT with Jada Pinkett Smith interviews. She’s been on every talk show and podcast. I cannot relate, and find her constant “right?” So annoying. No, Jada, it’s not right. Had it.

THE OBIT SUGGESTION... BRILLIANT IDEA How can make a lawful requirement.

The DMV wants to make people over a certain age come in for full testing which few people who have been out of school for decades can pass the first time. After I studied the test and watched tons of driving test videos, I passed. It was incredibly stressful. The DMV woman who tested me was surprised and a little disappointed.

If you wanna cancel and payments, call your financial institution to put a stop payment on all account associated with the auto withdrawal company. If you cancel one they have a second account to withdraw. So the user must request stop payment on all withdrawal from that source.

I am so glad she explained what Josh’s tattoos were about cause it was bugging me what “Broman” was about on his arm when he was on previous episodes

I have to tell you, you both are hilarious, happy I found you, you have my sense of humour!!🇨🇦

I am not a forced listener or a hostage to this podcast I am by choice listening and laughing my ass off each one I have listened to ! 😅😅😅fucking hilarious but I am at work being forced to laugh out loud and I have to admit I've started telling people "I've had it" with that! 😅

As a daily scrub wearer due to employment in an actual hospital, what kind of offender am I if I wear scrub pants on my off days?!! 🙆🏼‍♀️

Michigan has POS machines in grocery stores for all DMV services. I renewed my tags as fast as an ATM withdrawal.

The Hot Shit Tour needs to make its way to Indianapolis 😭

PERIODT Get it done! You must write that affidavit

I know a woman, who not only refers to her friends as her “tribe” but also refers to the women in her family as…😬…The Wolfpack! I nearly bite through my tongue trying to stop my eye roll, every time she says it. And it’s a lot 😭

LISTEN!!! The obituary part is SPOT ON!! That’s the kind of tea that I want spilled in my newspaper…but I live in a small town so word gets around quick 🤣🤣

Pumps needs a luxurious lab coat with her scrubs

The entitlement is pretty astounding.

My stupid gym made me pay for a WHOLE MONTH when I cancelled... Mind you it was the beggining Feb. So I had to pay for Feb. and March 🤦 F-ing scam. $130 gone

If your husband unloads the dishwasher, maybe he did it to make you happy. You don’t have to praise him, but maybe if you show how happy you are that you don’t have to do it, he’ll keep doing it.

Another banger ❤️❤️

How about a Go Fund Me to raise money to donate to other Go Fund Mes!

im so glad other people have this opinion about obituaries, me and my best friend have done deep dives to find causes of death for YEARS and its so frustrating

I can’t get a read on Josh. Either he grew up in an ultra rich law legacy family or walked right out of a Dickens story / whatever the American equivalent is.

Princess Diangela, the ClapHappy Superstar, and Jessica Picklewinner, the Champion of Champions!

I’m wheezing at the obituary one 😂

How does someone forget $100 a month? lol

Must be nice to be able to just ignore a hundred dollars a month. When you get it back, donate it to a food bank.😢

That gay dog reference reminds me of South Park about Stan's dog Sparky. Classic episode.

Well, you know what they say: “G_d Giveth, The DMV Taketh Away”

Nooooo! You shouldn’t shave your Husky. It’s part of how they regulate their body temperature. Especially here in Oklahoma where it can be freezing fuckballs outside in the morning and then surface of Venus that afternoon.

If u can’t beat em, SCRUB em

Another awesome pod. I think I smiled the whole way through. Love it 💕

The in-house attorney side hustles have me howling.

Jennifer, I’m only 3 minutes in but I will just pause the video before I express my opinion and say I’ve had it(!) with memberships you have to go in person to cancel. You might talk about this when I press play on this, but I’ve absolutely experienced this myself with Orange Theory. I said, “Well, I no longer even live in that state. You’re telling me I need to fly to your studio to get out of this agreement?” Ridiculous. They relented and emailed me the documents, as they should. Now I will pop some popcorn and seen if I can discern if it’s the same company or many! 🧡

Love Pumps’s lipstick color in this episode

GIRL YOU DID NOT JUST SAY YOU HAVE A SHAVED HUSKY!

New fan name : “ Forced Listeners “

It’s killing me how Pumps so resolutely pronounces it “affadavid”. 😂😂

Yay!!! Can’t wait to see you in Vancouver!

Omg PLEASE do I’ve had it black scrubs I would wear them to work every day. And I actually work at a doctors office

For Halloween wear scrubs, and when people ask if you are a medical professional, proclaim that "No, in fact, I am a Stay at home Mom.scrub abuser"

Okay but paying $100 a month for a tanning membership that you don’t use sounds like the height of privilege 😵‍💫

That is the first time in my long life I've heard a MAN HAS A TRAMP STAMP! I'm gonna pee my pants! Poor Jen.💐

love u ladies thanks for making my days brighter 🥰

Your paycheck is a thank you- on the comment on celebrating bare minimum normal thing! You show up, you’re supposed to!

MAKE SCRUBS ASAP! I work in a nursing home and need these

Pumps please cancel my tanning membership as well. I did it online, but it didn’t work so I have to go in. It’s been two months

Not me sitting on a membership to a gym I haven’t attended in 6 months because I have to go in to cancel it 💀.

Love you girls!!!❤❤❤

Usually, I agree with your rants but this time I have to differ. I used to go to the DMV, and you had to wait in a long line, and it felt disorganized, and it bothered me. Like why was it so difficult. Then I went a week ago in person to pay for my car registration and they now have it completely organized! You can walk left for "no appointment" or right for "has appointment". There is a guy at the door with a computer who gives you a number and then I only had to sit and wait for ten minutes for my number to be called. The woman cashier was friendly even. I had to compliment her on their new system which is new because a couple of years ago I was there, and it was a mess. This is in Santa Cruz, California. I am now a fan of the DMV because they were willing to change!

Why do I want Kylie to guest-star so muuuuuch

Can’t wait for Christina P to be a guest or vice Vera’s on WMMA

U do know that dogs have fur for a reason right? To keep warm, keep cool, not get sunburned, ate up by bugs.