This is just pure Kev.in

There’s no other Kev than peak

@@spud74 True😎

Downhill from here?

Was that 9mins felt like 2mins

He even gave me a nice harmless prank to play if I'm ever in the room with someone's laptop. 🤫 That's the mark of a good comedian.

Sorry mark with a “ c “

Thanks poindexter

Haha

How was your trip?

@@KirstyWales Excellent; what lovely people and what a fantastic city! We were over to see Simple Minds playing on their home turf and the atmosphere was amazing

Most Glaswegians can't understand other Glaswegians...

I hope you enjoyed your visit.

@@Jimmie16 Absolutely loved it; can't wait to go back

one of the very best, class

Flanagan? Even Mcintyre is better than him

I had to read that in a Glasgow accent for that to make sense

No need to rush into the pipe & slippers stage. Regressing on your world when times were more simple is quite cathartic.

Most people do retain their 'teenage' sense of humour

Intelligent teenage though...that's why it's cutting edge humour!

Everyone from the uk is like that

@@nuttynico4463 p ?

He stole money from my great granda as well.

@@Nemisis007 what a lout

Naah, the Big Yin is streets ahead of Mr Bridges

@@stephenhutcheon3976 i dunno man. I probably shouldn't have compared them. They're both great.

They're both great. Both of their time.

Add Ireland to the list and I feel the same. Love Welsh folk

@@hamishmunroe9906 yeah it's nice. It's not like I feel want everyone to think or feel like like I'm not that or anything, it's just like the feeling itself is something I wish everyone had . I want more people to feel THAT MUCH like they belong... Almost even if it's negative for a while...... Eventually it will come to being good..... I know it will ...

Thank you.

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Scotsman would be all for takin over the world until the first feminist / lgbt/ black lives matter organizations said 1 sentence.WE WELCOME YOU TO BE PART OF OUR MOVEMENT.

Congratulations you understand English

I have the captions on, and I can still only get about half of it… 😄

@@locohobo1925 I am surprised the captions are doing such a great job!

@@uloola6156 understanding Ricky Gervais/Jimmy Carr/Sean Lock is understanding English. Kevin is a bit harder for non-native English speakers, especially for those (like me) who haven't ever heard spoken Scottish. At first it is quite hard :P

I didn't even realise they did because this one autoplayed right after that one.

Yes. Do. Go.

No no no

No ones going to that dictatorship anymore

Naw he disnae

@@georgefelix6311

I'll have to correct you on this one. Sarcasm was brought over from Denmark by the vikings.

@@Nocturnaz666 fight fight fight

My first 'real' boss was from a village (now probably a suburb) just outside of Glasgow. For the first 20 minutes or so every day, I couldn't understand anything he said! Then like inserting a Babel Fish ('Hitchhiker's') I could suddenly understand him. Because I was talking back to him in EXACTLY the same accent! He was a mate of my Dad's and he did exactly the same way! Now I can understand very early Billy Connelly tapes, but after a few bevvies, I can still, unknowingly, 'Go Celtic!' Yep! My friends created a title. (I was banned from answering the phone until my accent 'passed'! Check out KZfaq where Kevin on Graham Norton's show with Lily Tomlin, a Hemsworth and Ron Howard, You think YOU don't understand?! Lily is .... mate, you've GOT to watch it! I met a nurse from Glasgow and told her about what I unconsciously do and she warned me that if I went there I'd be murdered! (Check out the clip and see how Glaswegians say 'murder', it's got a certain extra gravitas and threat behind it. When ever I hear it, I repeat the Scottish way of saying it. 'Muurrd-derr' is closest but must be said from the depths of the lungs and back of the throat.) Apologies for the essay, I'm not boasting but Bill was a gentle giant (physio) and so generous, it was an honour knowing him and with a bonus gift. A great man indeed.

If you do check out the Graham Norton show, go for the nine minutes clip at least. I think there's the whole show available but this is THE version to watch! Ron Howard is seemingly SO interested in KB. ETA: after going on about it, I decided a rewatch imperative!

@@tamsinmoore2111 It's like watching a Shakespeare play for the uninitiated. Takes about 10-15 minutes before suddenly you realize you understand what's going on now.

@@BrBill EXACTLY! But too much can be dangerous! The Shakespeare analogy is spot on. I can only understand if I read it out loud, I always get a seat to myself on public transport! Do you know of the comedy 'The Upstart Crow'? It's English, with David Mitchell and I think you'd LOVE it for a thousand reasons, the writing, the cast.... OK not a thousand but it's just wonderfully produced and hilarious.

Pishwaffle. Its crystal clear english

They know it, most ppl I knew from England had a Dyson, but the verb hoovering, that they use for cleaning the surface from dust, makes them say Hoover

@@M.S.M.111 I am from there and most people do think all vacuum cleaners are called Hoovers, you know that all but you, I and a few others will say "I must Hoover the floor now" regardless of the make of vacuum cleaner they use, I even heard "my Hoover is a Dyson"

@@M.S.M.111 That's exactly what I should have said , most people in the UK believe the word Hoover is a verb , the verb is vacuum ..

@@JohnnysCafe_ it’s not necessarily that we believe “Hoover” is the proper name, more that we just have a habit of calling them that. Same way Americans always call tissues “Kleenex” even if the tissues aren’t Kleenex-brand. It’s just one of those things that language does. It’s fun!

@@thatkidwiththehoodie yes I understand that it's just a habit. Long ago the first lot of vacuum cleaners were made by Hoover and the name stuck even when using Singer. General Electric or the wildly overpriced Dyson, people still say they are going to Hoover the floor.

Subtitles might help

Kev.I.N

Oh my God seriously? What type on injuries? Lol

tmi Tamsin🤦‍♂️ ,and i bet you had the ones saying they fell on a lightbulb 🤣

@@genokemp2433 thanks for the memories hun!

@@tamsinmoore2111 you're welcome 😊

@@genokemp2433 Uncle Fester has a lot to answer for! OK, a lightbulb in his mouth might seem innocuous but it opens (unsure if pun is intended or not!) people's minds to 'well, one orifice is much the same as another'.... IT'S REALLY TRULY NOT!

Because he’s Scottish.

😂

That’s his name. He asked him earlier in the shoq

Well either a person can turn it off themselves, a software update can cause it(though it generally shouldn't do that) or if you download a new program, then the new program might turn it off.

de-configurated :)

Try to enjoy it bud rather than analyzing and disecting it. Its comedy not an allegbra equation

Steve you’re heavy boring

It's a Scottish accent

just enable the closed captions. it's left to the gear (settings) button on the right bottom part of the video :)

Is that you Granddad?