"hoose rice" gets me every time

"Get something in that frying pan you fucking boot" is the best ending. Killed me 😂

"you'd get laughed outta China for that shite" 😭🤣

I love this routine. Watched it several times. Each time I understand a few more words. 😂

This is exactly how I remember sleepovers. Thought it was just me being over anxious, apparently not!!

"No family recovers from a jab to the da!" 😂🤣

get something in that frying pan you fu**ing boot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this guy is a legend

I swear this is the most I've ever related to a comedian.

Spot on from Kevin. I remember sleepovers as a kid and the other families smell and food was always weird

I love how the pronunciation of “house rice” gets more Scottish the more Kevin says it

Hook the da 🥊 bit gets me everytime 😂

Brilliant! House rice!! No lie, I visited a friend's house when I was a kid. Asked if I wanted to stay for dinner. Said sure. It started off with a big glass of freshly squeezed, room-temp carrot juice, and went downhill from there. I never went back.

""He's driving a Ferrari!" "Who? Hoose rice?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It was staying over at my friend’s place when I understood just how dysfunctional and toxic my family was.

He’s driving a Ferrari.. who? Wee hoose rice 😂😂😂

I love the way he speaks to himself in his head as Kev

One of his best routines.

Fucking why am I watching Kevin bridges in a busy work canteen I’m in fucking tears 😭 😂 and I’ve seen this at least 5 times… never gets old

I've seen this bit so many times but it never gets old 🤣😂

my childhood, must have had a shoulder camera following me around :)

His insight is fkn spot on. He is utterly brilliant A unique philosopher Hysterical stuff 🤣😂

They sent the rice not boiled? Brilliant!

What a legend 😊 . We didn't order rice Kevin 🤣

“House rice” 😂😂

I love his delivery. Freaking awesome

My family was the Cassidys but my parents didn’t allow sleepovers so none of my friends knew.

Too funny! I felt like I was there.

OMG! He just described one of my living childhood nightmares growing up. LOL 😮

haha the living room house phone bit, I've been in that situation. It's no wonder I'm a nervous wreck

‘The da is saying grace, for what? It’s a home delivery, just f*cking tip the delivery driver’😂😂😂

My favourite Kevin Bridges bit, lol

"You'd get laughed out of China" lol

One of the top 3 comedians in the last 20 years for me. Daniel Kitson still tops it, Kevin is second for sure!

haha comedy genius Kevin. as a Chinese who has traveled half the continent, I never seen a broccoli beef or orange chicken dish, but kung-pao chicken is real, I'll give credit for that

My abs hurt and my pillow has a puddle of slobbers on it.

As a kid I made a deal with my mom that whenever I'd call her to ask for something like that(my mom had no issues with me staying somewhere else, she absolutely did not want to host though) based on how I greeted her she'd say yes or no.

Brilliant, happy to say I'm old enough that this all rings true

Probably one of my favourite bits ever ,💜

I had the scooby doo sleeping bag 🤣🤣

He's the best.

The Cassidys sound like Scottish Ned Flanders and his family

Honestly, the unironic complaints about his accent just shows to me how many people don't bother talking to people outside of their protective bubbles in which they live.

Brilliant, hes the best out there

Excellent comedy!

one of the greatest comedians ever top quality an relatable

Brilliant

Actual description of my childhood. I was Stu. 😅😢

HOOSE RICE MY favourite Kevin story 😋

Good to see foreign languages are being properly represented in comedy

Legend has it that Hoose Rice aka Stuart Cassidy haunts the comments section of this video to this very day…

Never thought about it before, but I guess there *is* something sinister about serving house-cooked rice with Chinese takeaway

Hook the Da Kev hook the Da 🤣

He’s hilarious isn’t he

Always thought this was hilarious and now I’ve learned how to make rice taste CLOSE to takeaway, it’s somehow even funnier!! 😂. Xx

Hoose rice…brilliant 😂

I’ve lived in England for over 10 years and here I am feeling like English is my second language lol.

Jist top the delivery boy job done’ brilliant

He’s talking about his next door neighbour I know both families and they are superb also his mum is his biggest fan I used to do her hair and the main topic of conversation was about her boy now that is a mother,she was so proud of him, and so am I.

This is a fucking legendary bit 😂

House rice 😂

I was that Kevin and an English Kevin in a scotish chicks house. My all time favorite will forever be when they sat me down to explain impregnating their daughter and owning a Staffordshire bull terrier are just two things that cannot fly. Obviously 😂😂😂 hes a dog and shes fat. But that baby did pull on that dogs ears for years.

My cheeks hurt x

"I enjoyed childhood, going on a big walk, just showing up at your mate's door, going in for your mate, going in for somebody, just battering their letterbox, unannounced. Alright Mrs Cassidy, is Stu' in? I'm here to eat every crisp in this house. His name's Stuart, Kevin. Where is he? Stu'-per Star! That's when you discovered the love you had for your own family. I see the wee dweebs, like that, actually hate my mum and dad. Fucking get out the house then! A sleepover, that's when you discovered how much you loved your own mum and dad, when you went and spent an evening with another family, that was an eye-opener".

The closed captions are hilarious

Kevin reminds me of a Scotland which once was great , before all this bulls*** started 👏👏👏👏🤣🤣

That endin wiz quality

I can't deal with that 1 fukin ell ha haaaaaa

I adore the Scottish accent so much

😁🤣

All of You native english speaker who don't understand what he saying.. Come on.. Im Polish and I understand every-fu**ing-thing.. He and kevin hart are my 2 fav comedians..

Eh wee hoos rice

I’ve love to go out on the lash with this bloke

Tip the delivery driver and that’s all

Ho wee hoose ryce

T H I C C C Scottish accent.

What's with the comments about "foreign languages"? He's speaking in a Scottish accent and not even a particularly strong one either, perfectly understandable, not our fault if people from the USA (I'm assuming) can't understand, and I'd question the hypocrisy of such a comment considering some of the regional accents y'all have in the USA, and to be frank even the less accented versions of Amercan english are not exactly "english " either are they? (I'm half American and I've travelled extensively right across the USA, so I know what I'm talking about.)

I think huus means house

I need to fix these subtitles for those who need them 😭😂

He missed a trick, tell them your house got a new phone number and you don't remember it..

What language is he speaking ??

9:15~9:18 bit rude😉😄😁

Which language is this?

thx god for subtitles, otherwise it's just a fancy uk mumble rap

Is that English?? I couldnt understand a thing

I'm sure this guy is hilarious, but for the lifer of me, I can't understand what this guy is saying, and apparently, neither can the closed captions.

Was this even english?? I could understand half of what he said. When he got going, I understand nearly nothing. One of the most difficult and grating accents I have ever heard. Smh.....Also, the cuss words are a turn off.

Brilliant