He looking for someone for him to tap out with💀

Ain’t nobody coming mf

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 😂😂😂😂

He got that ZOOKEEPER energy 😂

@@MellowMan339 🤣🤣😅😅

every time smh

@@blankboy_do the justice league snyder cut final fight

😭😭😭😭😭

​@@blankboy_especially the Arkham Series Batman. You do one minor income, next thing you know, Batman crippled you for life

Classic Bruce Wayne

"Where?"

To be fair, imagine the city if Superman did nothing.

Bros acting like Metropolis Wasn’t *Literally* being *Terraformed*

@@Lazyguy143 fair tho actually knowing how to fight would minimize damage to the city by a lot and make his fights end quicker Bro consistently plays no block defense for no reason 🗿

​@Lazyguy143 less destroyed. A lot of villains are after superman himself and the city gets destroyed as collateral damage

OH he was a Multiverse threat In Dark Metal Comics

@@robertlewisreacts5753bwl isn’t really a good antagonist

Owlman

Batman who Laughs has entered the chat.

@@yukuzai1180 He is.

Nah he was really tryin to kill superman for runnin his b!tch @$$ mouth at the daily planet, causing collateral damage that killed many people, and getting in the way tryin to mess up the Bats plans yes he definitely earned that 10 piece injustice combo lol 🤣

@@NMbones98 NAH the injustice combo is wild you funny as hell 😂

@@LILBOYNLE he did do that sh!t to him to the grapple attack from the game bro lol. Nah in all seriousness we all know Batman dies to Superman normally Batman needs the cheats to beat him that's just what it is but if Batman had the same powers as Superman Batman would legitimately bully him like a normal criminal lol 🤣.

@@NMbones98 you ain't lying bro 💀 bro would've bullied him

​@@LILBOYNLEi mean if we give superman the same intellect(why is he not smarter anyway he is kryptonian) and martial art skill as bruce, that it pretty mucb be the same situation.

He’s said that before

Bruce did put Joker in a body cast for 6 months (after Joker killed Jason).

@@justinbryan6249 Bro didn't let that slide

kind of

yeah actually bro let that slide

Fr, it’s not an achievement if your nerfing bro mid fight just so you can catch an ez dub.

​@@justsomerandomdudewhowatch1123how tf else is batman gonna win? 😂

The DCEU version of kryptonite doesn't completely Nerf supes his strength is peak human level

😂what? That makes zero sense. How is making Superman vulnerable the equivalent of shooting a boxer? How is fighting as a super being, fair to a human?

I mean either way it’s a W

🤣🤣🤣 Bruce was more mad at the fact he causes a lot of collateral damage Which is valid he do be chucking cars at villains to miss Doesn't help he plays no block defense either

The plot is inconsistent but at the time superman went to a diff country and killed people and was framed for even more murder as well as going unchecked and causing wayyy too much damage in man of steel he also got a vision from the future saying he’s right about Superman being bad

@@Ace-0f-Spadez ok he does nothing and people die bro what are y'all on damage zod was out for blood

@@durrangodsgrief6503 I won’t get into how bad a movie man of steel is but the entire final battle could’ve been avoided and it doesn’t help that Clark just throws people into populated areas like a idiot

Batman’s like a baby cousin trying to start shit. You COULD whup their ass in one go, but then you end up looking like a bully. You think. Clark’s momma was gonna hear him if he said Batman farted on him? No way. This is why you get stuck giving them time to rethink their life choices so that when the real ass whupping comes they’ve dug their own grave. But Batman’s got that plot armour so he’s always gonna get bailed out before shit gets real.

On God! Watch some random janitor find a piece of the shit while at work. He gonna be like: "To the Pawn Shop I go!"

"A purse snatcher I stopped the other day had like, three of them."

@@lilywoodrow7881it used to be just the green one, but now there’s all these other ones

Fortunately, in the DCEU, it was pretty rare

For real every villain and hero at this point got that shit on em

Especially if it's anything after Views

Lmao Facts! It’s like Batman knew “Bro, chill. I didn’t mean to do all that… please don’t hurt me…”

Batman: Clark, chill, I was just playing, my mom's name is martha

Batman: it’s just a prank bro

Supes really said, what happened I thought men were brave

Look carefully at his right hand. He's faking it. He's reaching for the Kryptonite canister. I literally didn't notice this myself until I had already watched this fight like 10 times. It's a crazy detail. Earlier when he blasts Clark with it, you can see him putting the launcher and the canisters right on the hip he's reaching for in that shot.

This version of joker ain't really a world threat

​@@TheArkhamBatman_no, Jared Leto's Joker was just a threat to the fandom. 😭

​@@ETGsynth😂 fax

How is that equal though? He's beat up joker and Superman, and have killed neither. Well he has in the killing joke.

​@@newyorkgunnaz3642Tbf, he was going to kill Superman after being a killer for years... except Joker's also still alive. Yeah, I don't think Snyder thought that through.

Superman be holding back.

In Futures End, Superman came at Batman enraged with the intent to kill him. Bruce activated all his Kryptonite defenses, and it meant nothing. Superman, f'ed him up, broke his back and left him for dead. That is the reality. If Supes wants Batman dead. He will be. The only reason Batman always wins is because he uses Supes nobility and friendship against him and betrays him.

@@mockingjay4776 injustice storyline 🤔

@@mockingjay4776 *gawk* *gawk* *gawK* glazing a fictional character is crazy

​​@@campbellsjournal6537 Batman niggas can't accept any fact about Batman losing to 95% of anyone (with powers) in his world 😂😂

Facts

*Average Fake DC fan that knows nothing else about batman*

Yet superman's is literally the concept of hope in the DC universe but somehow people still b!tching about Batman's plot armor is pure comedy to me lmfao 🤣

Bro they both got plot armor. Superman can punch universes now and batman can beat darkseid like wth

@@gamerone7390when did batma beat darksied

*earth mom

Bro was jealous 💀

Me and my friend went to go see it. We were arguing over who was gonna win. I was rooting for Batman. I was cheesing by the end of it.

@@dwallace8731 men batman was cheating gang this men had to used superman weaknesses against him cause he knew superman was going pack him up in that fight but it cool at least they became homies in the end tho

​@@Devondavis-fm2dzthat boy Batman ain't trying to box for real, nigga stay cheating 😂

​@@Devondavis-fm2dzbro superman is a literal god. I think Bruce using weapons and kryptonite is pretty fair

@@hotub-harryit not fair kryptonite not only make superman vulnerable, it also make him very weak to the point where he can hardly move.

The ultimate edition was

@@thefunguy5069 yeah the theatrical cut was straight up ass

It absolutely was not

Ultimate Edition was pretty good. Theatrical version was meh

Both movies are amazing, the warehouse scene is the reason why Batfleck is the best Batman

Lmfao😂😂💀

@@jamichealruiz Lol 😂🤣

The hell are you yapping bout??

@@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286 that Batman has some serious unresolved issues mentally that affects his worldview at times and it shows in some of the very questionable decisions he makes while carrying out his duties as a vigiilante.

All of dark multiverse batman that BWL recruited : bruh Also superman has been a villain(his alternate sfelf) Even his pre crisis have an evil alternate which is Superboy Prime

Yeah. *Vigilante@@leanmeanmenace1744

He’s a vigilante not a hero that’s why

But Clarke is a good man.

@@Metaphysicist A good man can snap. He'd still be a good man if he flew at super speed and threw Batman in the arctic or something.

Exactly, the Joker has SM mom. SM would’ve flown over there at Flash speed, and snapped BM neck before he knew what happened. I really think he lacked a sense of urgency for someone who just had their mom kidnapped.

If superman and batman went up again each other with intent to kill with no plot armor then it would go how that one seen in the boys where homelander is getting shot at so he sarcastically sticks arms up and acts scared, then he just lasers the guy in half. Or he'd just fly into the sky and listen for batman then orbital strike him with heat vision when he finds him.

@@kosutokiriguya3205 honestly he could just blow him away lol

perfect timing

BAtmans has the strongest plot armor

It's literally just Kryptonite weakening him.

Superman has reflexes second only to speedsters like the flash. You think he wouldn't notice that batman is about to shoot kryptonite again?@@TheStraightestWhitest

@@kosutokiriguya3205 No, because he was still extremely weakened from the first batch. Just because he was able to resist human punches again doesn't mean he was back to full. Watch what happens when Superman dunks him through the floor immediately after. He tries lifting Batman and literally fails and groans before halfway dropping him the first time (it's the scene right before 6:10. Then he gets angrier and finally manages to throw him, but it costs him all his effort. He screams like madman to get it done. He got like 0.1% of his powers back. That's enough to be able to toss grown men and be immune to their strikes again, but not enough to react to everything like he's full health. Also, he wasn't thinking clearly since he didn't bother dodging it, and that makes sense considering he's really angry at this point and has never come into contact with Kryptonite before three minutes ago. He's very obviously confused.

Superman is a friendly farmboy, he's too nice to do that

I honestly forgot why they were fighting

Not Angie 😂😂😂

Honestly if we’re real, a Batman With Superman’s Powers is Washing Clark Straight up.

@@ComicEdits313a Batman with Superman powers would defeat the whole point Batman was “trying” to make. When you’re rich, alone, run around at night in a tight leather costume as a bat, and have all the time in the world; I hope you know some type of martial arts

​@@ComicEdits313keep crying. supes stomps batman in every normal circumstance

​@@emerylsgHe's right though. If Batman had supes powers he'd give Clark one of them Arkham combos.

@@emerylsgKeep coping while Batman keeps beating Super bitch up 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

I was laughing to and I was dying

W pfp

N!gga was on Arkham mode💀😭

Nah that's bullsh!t Superman is literally the concept of hope that's literally the biggest plot armor people just be hating for no reason.

​@@NMbones98 Batman once beat Superman by spitting kryptonite gum into his eyes, and he _didn't_ get radiation poisoning from having radioactive material turned into gum, and then chewing the highly radioactive space rock turned chewing gum anywhere from several hours to several minutes. That is the definition of plot armor

@@sebastianfontanez1081 your example is just showing the absurdity of a comic book meanwhile superman has good guys always wins against evil plot armor being the concept of hope Trump's any example you give my guy.

@@NMbones98 Except, Superman _has_ lost before, he _has_ failed before, the good guys _have_ lost before. Hell he's died multiple times. Even with all his power he doesn't always get the victory, and that's fine. Any fan with more than 2 brain cells will acknowledge that despite all his power, he can't save everyone. Ultimately, it's hard to think of a time where Superman single handedly won and go "Yeah, that doesn't check out, feels like plot armor" because almost all of his victories _make sense._ His victories fall in line with his abilities. The majority of Batman fans, when faced with the fact that the one relatively normal person on the Justice League _can't_ always win, on the other hand..... Ultimately, the reason it's so hard to think of a time where Superman single handedly won and go "Yeah, that doesn't check out, feels like plot armor" is because almost all of his victories _make sense._ His victories fall in line with his abilities. Meanwhile you have Batman somehow surviving a fall into the Earths atmosphere with nothing but his regular suit, his cape, and taking his suits outside underwear and putting them over his face.

@@sebastianfontanez1081spitting straight facts

He was holding back and got his ass beat for it.

superman has fought off kryptonite with sheer willpower before. Who wins batman vs superman depends entirely on who the writer wants to win lmao

Superman actually knows various martial artists including kryptonian martial arts. Bruce isn’t washing a Superman who is actually trying to fight and win.

​@@tnmblonewolf8799if batman had Kryptonian powers he violating superman 😂

​@@crunchexo845he's had them before, and he lost.

⁠@@tnmblonewolf8799most of the time Batman Teaches him Martial arts, Superman in the comics is trained by Batman and Wonder Woman.

Well we have the alternative time line when Superman connected Joker to God's WiFi, it's called Injustice

@@callmeivan2064 Never actually played injustice. I just watched a friend play from time to time. I remember Superman getting his get back on the joker in injustice 1. In the 2nd wasn't it mainly Superman's side beefing with Batman's side? As a kid batman was my fav DC character but as an adult, bruh seems like a complete dick 😂

@@Fenrir190 in injustice 1 superman went full tyrant after killing the joker. Shit got so bad even Harley Quinn buddies up with batman so take him down. Superman indiscriminately killed anyone that opposed him, including shazam (who was a kid) and just regular civilians that are protesting against Supes. Some superheroes joined batman to fight against superman's tyrade but most joined superman purely out of fear (including green lantern who later became the yellow lantern since.. Fear). Injustice Batman managed to teleport prime earth superheroes to his universe to take down superman. Honestly it's a really good story with a good game attached.

@@callmeivan2064 well damn... Might have to actually check those games out the next time I see them on sale. Sounds like a darker story which I tend to like. Much appreciate the synopsis!

Naw spider man be holding back the most out of all the characters

@@carloscallins7846 Not really. You can't quantify it. They hold back, we can't prove who does the most though. Maybe we can count the number of times they hold back on panel but we cant quantify the percentage they hold back.

That's not how green kryptonite works 😭

And he could just give him instant lobotomy.

Superman's a good guy, he's too nice to just kill Batman

You'd go down faster if you were superman actually