When British Ships aren't Sh*t

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11 ай бұрын

Filming this video was so realistic, we all felt queasy. No, we weren't out to sea, we were just in Belfast Harbour. Thanks to World of Warships: Legends for sponsoring this one, follow the link wowsl.co/3nSfBGT and use the promo code SQUIRE (active until July 31)!
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@SquireComedy 11 ай бұрын

Yes, this video was filmed aboard a real C-class cruiser. We're going up in the world. Anyway, Follow the link wowsl.co/3nSfBGT and use the promo code SQUIRE (active until July 31)! New players will receive the following content that will make their immersion in World of Warships: Legends easier and more enjoyable: US Tier II Premium cruiser Charleston 1 day of Premium Account 3x Common Crates 3x Red, White, and Blue camouflage 3x Common Battle Boosters **promo code is available only to new players

@teverwelsch9114 11 ай бұрын

These just get better and better

@spitfireflyer2205 11 ай бұрын

next video is gonna have a 1:1 scale bismarck rebuilt for the video?

@romanstingler435 11 ай бұрын

Love you guys. As a German-speaking person, I had really a lot to laugh :)

@thorhh 11 ай бұрын

For crying out loud! Please stop this horrible German-whatever-itsmeanttobe shit! Gesteering gear hurts my ears. It's absoluetely not funny. On the contrary. There used to be a time, when you had voice actors for that.....

@Majormelon2.0 11 ай бұрын

Sup

@0rland0 11 ай бұрын

As a German, I'd say that the german sounds more like dutch than german, and it's great.

@togamid 11 ай бұрын

In my opinion, it's somewhat distracting, because I want to listen to it, but it's just gibberish that almost *might* mean the things that are in the subtitles. I kind of have to make an effort to not listen to it and just read.

@Kaiberus 11 ай бұрын

as a dutchy, i dont hear any dutchiness at all but that might just be me

@Kaiberus 11 ай бұрын

nvm i hear the accent now

@lt_rainbowslash58 11 ай бұрын

As a Liechtensteiner, agreed lol

@patrickcardon1643 11 ай бұрын

Knowing Dutch and German I can only tell it hurts my ears 🤕

@SquireComedy 11 ай бұрын

Thanks to the team at HMS Caroline in Belfast, who had us onboard to film for the day. Big shout out to Kerry, who guest starred as our German 2nd. In his words, it was "Great crack", which is funny because we dont remember there being any crack, but then... that's class A drugs for you!

@Majormelon2.0 11 ай бұрын

Sup

@crusader1997 11 ай бұрын

I recognised the helm when i saw this video, I’m a local and have visited the Caroline twice, hope you enjoyed it!

@gunmasterx1164 11 ай бұрын

Glad you visited HMS Caroline here in Belfast, she's a magnificent ship.

@ethanmb116 11 ай бұрын

Finally something done with Caroline, thanks squire, you're the best.

@TheIrishvolunteer 11 ай бұрын

We Irish love our crack

@Glegh 11 ай бұрын

Im surprised squire didnt swindle himself onto an actual working british ww2 ship sailing

@Boundraries 11 ай бұрын

Me neither

@l0rf 11 ай бұрын

I expected him to just kind of raise the actual Bismarck for authenticity.

@texasforever7887 11 ай бұрын

Because no WW2 Era British ship exists. Sadly, they were all sold for scrap

@somethingelse516 11 ай бұрын

@@texasforever7887there is the Belfast

@piercecowley255 11 ай бұрын

It was filmed on the HMS Caroline

@sr7129 11 ай бұрын

Ahhhh, nothing makes me happier than Squire’s Germlish

@Irish381 11 ай бұрын

Almost like every war movie made in the 1950s has some sort of German Dutch mush mouth speaking. Instead of fire! The German people would say Loose ! As in let loose the arrows or let fly !

@youtubesnamingpolicysucks 11 ай бұрын

gesteeren gearen 🤣

@1inmathe161 11 ай бұрын

As a German i can hardly understand what he wants to say and most word's don't make sense

@petrowegynyolc7108 10 ай бұрын

Du mean Deutschlish

@ONI_002 11 ай бұрын

trying to understand the germans as a german is a fun but ultimately impossible game

@SilverStarHeggisist 11 ай бұрын

Just use mathematical equations.

@VikingTeddy 11 ай бұрын

My ears have been raped, and I'm ashamed to admit, I loved it.

@SchroediNr1 11 ай бұрын

true

@ONI_002 11 ай бұрын

@@yiqewspensor imperial is at least somewhat unmderstandable (if i use google unit converter) but this is some magic chanting at this poitn. kinda like trying to understand dutch tbh. you always think "ah i got it" but they go "vlieegenfaaaöägden van de lukipukioog"

@cheeseboi9951 11 ай бұрын

yes true

@Scav271 11 ай бұрын

Damn, Squire wasn't lying. They ARE really bloody good with cardboard

@SquireComedy 11 ай бұрын

Plenty of glue, too.

@Ostalgie658 11 ай бұрын

Major inaccuracy, a captain in her majesty's royal navy would never be caught drinking water and not tea.

@aaravtulsyan 11 ай бұрын

HIS Majesty's Royal Navy :)

@kaltaron1284 11 ай бұрын

@@aaravtulsyan At the time it was HER's.

@aaravtulsyan 11 ай бұрын

@@kaltaron1284 during ww2? Nope still HIS

@kaltaron1284 11 ай бұрын

@@aaravtulsyan Ups, you're right of course. She reigned so long that it sometimes feels like she had reigned forever.

@aaravtulsyan 11 ай бұрын

@@kaltaron1284 although not the Monarch yet, she definitely did her part in the war in Women's Auxiliary Corps.

@cdgonepotatoes4219 11 ай бұрын

Quite certain the mock german here is more difficult to speak than actual german

@alphaeins6560 11 ай бұрын

Sounds like dutch kinda

@livethefuture2492 11 ай бұрын

It's just funny english with some germans words sprinkled in

@cdgonepotatoes4219 11 ай бұрын

@@livethefuture2492 Yeah but this is a kind of eloquent chaos of word salad I wouldn't be able to speak without fumbling every couple words or with second thoughts about how I could've structured the phrase better while the actual language has proper rules you follow. The way they spoke was STUDIED, or they're amazing at improv.

@jimtaylor294 11 ай бұрын

It's an age old tradition. See the Two Ronnies for a classic example.

@davidnemeth2061 11 ай бұрын

Oh yes, Jingles and his legendary ship identification skills.

@kaltaron1284 11 ай бұрын

Surprised he found the correct spot and didn't get distracted on the way.

@MrKawaltd750 11 ай бұрын

And he did not drop Akizuki by mistake, instead of the torp ! 😅

@MrGrimsmith 11 ай бұрын

I was half expecting Jingles to end up slamming the aircraft in to the ship, considering how fabulous he is at flying in general :)

@NavalLegendsWowsBlitz 9 ай бұрын

Pure Jingles moment

@coralski9373 11 ай бұрын

"-we don't have the depression!" "Speak for yourself.-" So cheesy, so typical of you, yet so well-executed and hilarious xD

@siliconavatar8218 11 ай бұрын

The (Gasps in German) killed me. And did I hear Jingles misidentifying a ship, how unrealistic, that never happens! (Please don't send me back to the salt mines!! Jingles!!! No! wait! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!)

@clothar23 11 ай бұрын

My french fries appreciate your sacrifice.

@jamesonbetts1832 11 ай бұрын

His Pointy Hairedness assisting with the teamkill also drove me wild XD

@liden77 11 ай бұрын

"There doesn't seem to be something wrong with our bloody ships today", said no British vice-admiral ever

@howardmoon3075 8 ай бұрын

Nice reference

@sirflaps7619 11 ай бұрын

WOW! These cardboard props are getting really convincing.

@SquireComedy 11 ай бұрын

Took us bloody years to build that Cruiser.

@blue2sco 11 ай бұрын

Yes I'm convinced this is how the Bismarck was gesunken.... And once again Flight Commander Jingles misidentifies another ship.

@thecubicgamer6324 11 ай бұрын

“British ships are shite” HMS Warspite: *glares menacingly*

@beepthemeep12 11 ай бұрын

Indomitable: Pauses cementing armoured flight deck

@markdavidson1049 11 ай бұрын

Nelson: "You ever punched through the front armor of a turret that the backside blew out and killed the bridge officers? I have."

@Anakin_Sandy_High_Ground 11 ай бұрын

“British ships are shite” - dominates the oceans for 200 years

@Irish381 11 ай бұрын

Ahem🙄USS Texas, USS Missouri USS Wisconsin USS West Virginia. September 2, 1945 ? Ring any 🔔

@issacfoster1113 11 ай бұрын

They can't win in a 2v2 . They're shite.

@wrayday7149 11 ай бұрын

HMS Hood put all her points into Signal Flare skill.

@dn2064 11 ай бұрын

Full of inside jokes, and even the broken german is good enough to understand and yet at the same time really funny, I love it

@JunkyardDigs 3 ай бұрын

"gasteerin gearin* is definitely part of my vocabulary now😂

@MravacKid 11 ай бұрын

A wonderful touch having Jingles be the pilot that misidentifies the ship. :)

@AlreadyTakenTag 11 ай бұрын

Squire's perfect German is truly putting the Jerry to shame.

@cabbageashthe1st594 11 ай бұрын

The pride of the British Navy! The HMS HOOD! *proceeds to blow up in one shot*

@kaltaron1284 11 ай бұрын

Clearly fiction. The British Navy would never do something as foolish as engage a battleship with a battlecruiser with lackluster ammunition safety. They have learned their lesson from Jutland.

@sugarnads 11 ай бұрын

Its 'HMS hood' or 'the hood'. Not 'the HMS' anything.

@sugarnads 11 ай бұрын

And see drachinifel for why it blew up. Nothing jutlandy about it.

@Anakin_Sandy_High_Ground 11 ай бұрын

@@kaltaron1284 They did learn their lesson from Jutland lol. Thats why it was such a shock.

@kaltaron1284 11 ай бұрын

@@Anakin_Sandy_High_Ground I was mostly joking. But yeah, they did tighten the rules quite a bit and IIRC it's not entirely clear why the Hood exploded.

@masterman1001 11 ай бұрын

Damn, as a swiss man (who speaks german) I must admit, Squire's german is highly authentic and not at all fake. He must've had german lessons from Charlie Chaplin!

@BumChops 11 ай бұрын

Huzzah, Squire has brightened our day once again! Recent events had left me with a sinking feeling...

@jiveassturkey8849 11 ай бұрын

I hate to ask... what recent events?

@nairocamilo 11 ай бұрын

@@jiveassturkey8849 A Titan that has fallen, beneath the grasp of even Mighty Poseidon That's my guess

@echo_9835 11 ай бұрын

Jingles correctly identified the Bismark and sank her. Jolly good show.

@xmlthegreat 11 ай бұрын

Squire's "German".... I think I'm in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@suicidepuma_ 11 ай бұрын

Ah JOLY GOOD CHAPS I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR NEW SKETCH FOR AGES! LOVE FROM INDONESIA AS ALWAYS TO BOTH OF YOU AND YOUR MATES ON THE PRODUCTION!

@SquireComedy 11 ай бұрын

More to come!

@Squadronofgamers 11 ай бұрын

@@SquireComedyhey I love the content and loved meeting you at tank fest tell bill he made a good paper mustache

@hellohelloington9442 11 ай бұрын

1:32 - "Do you think that's an English or a German foghorn?" It's the tripods. Run.

@mcfly6976 11 ай бұрын

Why did I think he'd actually learnt German 💀 I love this channel

@kylehankins5988 11 ай бұрын

I was fooled at one point to.

@vvr881 11 ай бұрын

Reminds me of the Antics of Blackadder & Co😂😂...and really good German chaps👍

@gm2723 11 ай бұрын

@10:22 "moderate fuck up". There is one moment in every squire video that is the funniest, obviously. This one is it.

@kaltaron1284 11 ай бұрын

You let Jingles identify the target? No wonder there was friendly fire.

@Spartan126 11 ай бұрын

😂

@windowsxp0 11 ай бұрын

I love how your german is what dutch sounds like to germans

@0Zolrender0 11 ай бұрын

I love how you got Jingles in on this one. You cannot mistake that voice. This whole video was top quality and funny af.

@deathtrooper9003 11 ай бұрын

I always love the absolutely mangled Germenglish Also, extremely Campy, but it’s super fun tongue-in-cheek I only wish I had the finances to fly out from America to come visit you guys!

@jangschoen1019 11 ай бұрын

No way you passed up the opportunity to use "From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form"

@dablord5229 11 ай бұрын

And the silence of the seas about to break into a storm

@TheArklyte 11 ай бұрын

Tankfest implies a lot of potential footage for new videos. So it's double hype. Hopefully in the future we'd see WoWS vs WT naval moduls video like the one that was done for tanks. Germans trying to scuttle H-class before it burns all german fuel, soviets finding out that they have battleships they don't know about, WT AAA AI getting its hands upon Montana battleship and poor italian P-108 trying to do at least something to anybody with its 102mm howitzer. Submarines, Fritz X, Pe-8, carriers and carrier landings. It'll be like Bottom Gear meme that gone out of control. Total absolute chaos.

@tirirana4732 11 ай бұрын

Oh god, this has to be the most atrocious German I've heard in along time. It's glorious. You guys are awesome.

@SquireComedy 11 ай бұрын

Haha, thanks mate!

@MrSquark 11 ай бұрын

🤣 Squire's mock-german always has me in tears

@raven_1133 11 ай бұрын

Wait…fog…fog is mist isn’t it?…OH DEAR GO- “PRIDE OF A NATION-“

@cipherxi8513 11 ай бұрын

Glad to see that with every video, the quality improves

@Sirius1914 11 ай бұрын

Just as I've got into the British naval tree in War Thunder, god bless.

@Astrosk1er 11 ай бұрын

I love how when they see the Bismarck that one German marching song plays

@cameronbalmforth6465 11 ай бұрын

I know should've used Bismarck by sabaton

@SolarityTechnology 6 ай бұрын

Erika! It plays every time the Germans win in Hell Let Loose. I wonder if it is a reference to the game.

@DethOnHigh 11 ай бұрын

Love the cameo from The Mighty Jingles! Surprise But...

@Forestmarko 11 ай бұрын

I love it when you work with Jingles and "the old crew" :D its always such good fun

@fairongaming9347 11 ай бұрын

As a German, I have to say, I have seen it all, but Bismarck with a dutch crew? Thats a first....and I am all here for it. Great Video.

@davidelliott5843 9 ай бұрын

Those Swordfish looked antiquated but were actually a heavy lift STOL and the only aircraft of its day that could operate from carrier decks heaving over North Altantic swells.

@Thing.of.nought 11 ай бұрын

Always fun to hear Jingles in these vids! Keep up the good work!

@jed-henrywitkowski6470 11 ай бұрын

"I don't think the fog has allegiance, sir". Lol.

@banana360 2 ай бұрын

"Geshteerin gearing" absolutely SENT me. XD

@MattZaharias 11 ай бұрын

Squire’s pig-German is just *chef’s kiss*

@GeorgePrince 11 ай бұрын

What a change of pace, the battle ship skit; well done, so that is what truly happened in the sinking of the Bismark!

@imomedvidek 11 ай бұрын

oh boy, when I heard "Bismark" I was hoping to se ORP Piorun charching straight at it blasting "I'm a Pole" on the radio :D I have to say lads, the production value of your videos went through the roof and its still getting better. Keep it up, your skits always make my day a bit better.

@w0lfr0gue53 8 ай бұрын

"gesteeren gearen" "a moderate fuck up" some lines have me ROFL

@MWSin1 11 ай бұрын

Jingles misidentifying a ship? Impossible!

@CMDRFandragon 11 ай бұрын

How did you make contact with ships in WOWS and NOT spontaneously combust?

@AlexSDU 11 ай бұрын

Most probably both ships were in the same team.

@thomaskoutsoukis8976 11 ай бұрын

"Maniac!" You have made Jeremy Clarkson proud.

@GaldirEonai 11 ай бұрын

Jingles and misidentifying the target, name a more iconic duo.

@markfrancos9561 11 ай бұрын

Super cool to see you using HMS Caroline, amazing piece of history and what a place to get to film!

@TheDragonGamerTV 11 ай бұрын

I feel like the Captain of the Hood should have said "Bugger," but "Oh" works just as fine.

@seahad4744 5 ай бұрын

Squire's facial expressions are gold. Gives me Mr.bean vibes

@ShockwaveTheLogical 11 ай бұрын

7:08 Funny thing is that's exactly where the explosion happened on the Hood. The aft magazine detonated and the explosion shot out from the empty section of deck just as seen there. Anyway this video was hilarious as usual chaps and Squires Bosche talk was quite entertaining.

@TweeterAndTheMunkyMan 11 ай бұрын

This is my new favourite video you have ever made. Love it

@beanziepop 8 ай бұрын

Why does this video have better animation than the Britannic movie 💀

@userofthetube2701 11 ай бұрын

Fairly realistic depiction of the World of Warships match maker.

@johnrossman6679 11 ай бұрын

Really enjoyed the cameo The Mighty Jingles put in from the torpedo planes. The whole video is awesomely funny!

@tonyromano6220 10 ай бұрын

Man I love these guys! So funny and talented.

@DanielFoland 11 ай бұрын

9:04 "What's that noise?" indeed! Yay celebrity cameo voiceovers! I suspect that pilot is coming in for one of those legendary "Jingles' landings..." also, getting him to play a Carrier for this is noted...

@patrickholt2270 11 ай бұрын

I love the Deutschlish so much. Like Franglais but more angular.

@Noblest_6 9 ай бұрын

I find it funny that the dude on the HMS Hood just went “Oh…” and then exploded

@FrauWilhelmKlink 11 ай бұрын

Lieutenant Horn does NOT know how to take a cue😂 I feel bad for the captain.

@Me.Winter 11 ай бұрын

Squire's videos always brighten our days.

@bofoenss8393 11 ай бұрын

The icing that takes the glorious cake is that the Swordfish are Albacores. Absolutely hilarious from start to finish as always.

@pfridjonsson7021 11 ай бұрын

That pilot sounds remarkably good at misidentifying ships, almost as bad as a certain rear admiral.

@chrislinn4486 11 ай бұрын

😂😂...I would be afraid to be around you guys..things blow up ..crash and sink 😂😂

@TheVargr 9 ай бұрын

I recognised Caroline straight away. Love this ship. A must visit for anyone visiting Belfast.

@andyandreson3989 11 ай бұрын

“A moderate fu#k up”. Perfect line.

@SquireComedy 11 ай бұрын

That was improvised, and perfect.

@brianr6989 6 ай бұрын

brilliant sense of humor fellas

@youtubesnamingpolicysucks 11 ай бұрын

"It's a lot smaller than I imagined..." Been talking to the skipper's wife, again.

@rfc1526 11 ай бұрын

Beautiful work Lord Squire.

@shrimpeater8330 8 ай бұрын

I really loved the HMS's hood entry with Heart Of Oak playing

@eldorados_lost_searcher 11 ай бұрын

The silent threat with the hammer at "unfathomable" was a nice touch.

@poppedweasel 11 ай бұрын

That leftenant really gives me the Horne.

@phoenixzgv6096 9 ай бұрын

Nothing More Funny Thatn The Erika Playing When The Captain Scoped for me

@WhatIsSanity 11 ай бұрын

0:22 bloody shame that. So many uneaten scones and undrunk tea. Damn you Lt. Horn!

@pacificostudios 7 ай бұрын

The idea that the Bismarck would try to outrun a WWII destroyer is hilarious. Both ships would have had torpedoes, which would make a BB to DD fight extra spicy.

@ginoc44 11 ай бұрын

Good use of the action stations bugle call. The half cuff wartime stripes are a nice touch. Also, the sharp eye will note those are current Canadian caps the RN officers are wearing based on the brass buttons on the chin straps.

@RoboticSafey 11 ай бұрын

Those Norwegian trawlers are fairly militant looking

@Technobabylon 11 ай бұрын

Silent Hunter 2 drilled German ship-speak into my brain. "Ahead flank speed!" was "grosse fahrt voraus!"

@Zee_warthunder 11 ай бұрын

Great video ,also thank you so much for stoping by and saying hi.

@JohnSchuster-yc6dp 11 ай бұрын

I like how you played Erika when the British ship spotted the German ship

@jamesnesbitt9248 11 ай бұрын

welcome to belfast squire. hope you enjoyed your time here

@Dragonskincollector 10 ай бұрын

HWS glow worm: Tries to use CQC headbutt. KMS Admiral Hipper, "Someone make a note of that mans bravery"

@garreTTU2023 11 ай бұрын

I remember when I started watching squire 3-4 years ago…what a long way they’ve come! Lol

@E-Brightvoid 9 ай бұрын

Literally the Destroyer Chicago against the Kirashima

@samuelvoegelin7249 11 ай бұрын

I will be there for the meet and greet Squire!!! Excited to see you both there!

@jankarieben1071 10 ай бұрын

Love the gag with the tilted water

@NoFalseMetal562 11 ай бұрын

Much love to this channel from Colorado. Hope to meet in person someday and cheers mates!!!

@jeremybamber5729 11 ай бұрын

Love your work lads, can't make London but I hope you have a riotous time!

@unknownsierra6297 11 ай бұрын

British ships aren't terrible anyhow. I mean look at HMS Warspite the kaiser and fuher couldn't sink that damn ship and it was notorious for multiple things such as surviving Jutland despite being shelled by the entire German high seas fleet. Using its spotter plane to sink a submarine, hitting the furthest shot in history to date. Surviving 3 Fritz-X anti ship missiles and being the first to provide fire support on d day to the point it needed barrel replacement after firing so much at germans GRANTED it may or may not have had a history of ramming things... friendly ships.... cruise liner...mines....a rock.. I'd love to see a squire video on this ship to be honest