Why the British Didn't Fight in Vietnam

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Squire

Squire

Күн бұрын

We've wanted to make a video on the Vietnam War for some time, but couldn't figure out what it should be about, then we thought "I wonder what would happen if the British had to send in some kind of Expeditionary Force to help defend and evacuate the French? That's something that's never happened before!", and so, this video was born.
Thanks as always to GoatGuns for sponsoring this one, check them out here: goatguns.com/?
Thank you also to Armourgeddon for allowing us to fool around in and around their Westland Scout and the Norfolk Tank Museum for letting us muck about in the vicinity of their AVRE Centurion.
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0:00 Why the British Didn't Fight in Vietnam
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@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 8 ай бұрын
Have you ever wondered how the Vietnam War would have gone if it was fought by the British instead? Well, for one thing it would have been a conflict, not a war... nope. Thanks as always to GoatGuns for sponsoring this one, check them out here: goatguns.com/? And also to Armourgeddon for allowing us to fool around in and around their Westland Scout and the Norfolk Tank Museum for letting us muck about in the vicinity of their AVRE Centurion. Armourgeddon Tank Paintball - www.armourgeddon.co.uk The Norfolk Tank Museum - norfolktankmuseum.co.uk
@Erwin_Von_Heidenheim
@Erwin_Von_Heidenheim 8 ай бұрын
Great content Squire
@TheMowmans
@TheMowmans 8 ай бұрын
agreed
@tbnrwolff3354
@tbnrwolff3354 8 ай бұрын
Maybe because they don't have their colonies to use a slave labor in cannon fodder
@dclark142002
@dclark142002 8 ай бұрын
FYI, the British did fight in Vietnam during the period...starting involvement as part of the Malayan Emergency. Some soldiers did fight alongside the Americans in patrol duty, but not many. Also, the SAS was involved in raising anti-communist forces prior to American involvement.
@billywhizz1656
@billywhizz1656 8 ай бұрын
British and Japanese troops fought together after ww2 to route out what later became the VC . Due to political bullshit the French took over, and we all know how that ended up
@lcpltpow5870
@lcpltpow5870 8 ай бұрын
As an ex British soldier, I find this hilarious. The idea of being politically correct whilst shooting the enemy is surprisingly accurate. Wearing M60 belts with a Bren not so much 😂
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 8 ай бұрын
Firstly, cheers for your service. Secondly, they're not just m60 belts, they're plastic M60 belts. Chinese ammunition.
@pfdrtom
@pfdrtom 8 ай бұрын
That was the top secret model that had just been fielded after being tested by James Bond! In fact, it was so secret it didn't even exist!
@jayyvonkush1941
@jayyvonkush1941 8 ай бұрын
NZ Soldiers, Vietnam, where given M-60 Chain ammo while they used the L1A1 Rifle, it was so they could supply the American machine gunners if they run out. though British wouldn't care about American machineguns that much having their own.
@FnRenner
@FnRenner 8 ай бұрын
Whilst? Sounds like officer jargon to me... USMC 01-05
@Aragorn195
@Aragorn195 8 ай бұрын
Just because you’re locked in a struggle to the death is no excuse for rudeness. There are standards after all
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 8 ай бұрын
Beret warning! Unfortunately the heat and moistness of the jungle rendered our perfectly moulded berets useless, making them appear as if we hadn't bothered to mould them. War is hell.
@MarksmanTangoBravo4743
@MarksmanTangoBravo4743 8 ай бұрын
What about your cap badge?
@Kaiserinwalton1871
@Kaiserinwalton1871 8 ай бұрын
That’s a fair point. Why no cap badge?
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 8 ай бұрын
Because they cost a couple of quid! The Sterling on the other hand, that was money well spent.
@Atari5732
@Atari5732 8 ай бұрын
The heat was so much it burned off "Animal Lover"'s Tattoo.
@jmdibonaventuro
@jmdibonaventuro 8 ай бұрын
The Somerset Light Infantry Pith Helmet seemed to hold up just fine, though! I guess they were made for the jungle, so it’s to be expected
@quno5174
@quno5174 8 ай бұрын
I always knew the Norfolk countryside and Vietnam were indistinguishable.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 8 ай бұрын
That's why they filmed some of Full Metal Jacket over the Norfolk Broads! It was totally a deliberate homage, not just because we live there and it's easy... - Bill
@BTSSPARATAN
@BTSSPARATAN 8 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedy I do love having a conversation with our Tree's when out and about in Norfolk. XD
@greybeaver8300
@greybeaver8300 8 ай бұрын
I can't believe this is true lol@@SquireComedy
@zoiders
@zoiders 8 ай бұрын
​@@greybeaver8300He is entirely correct in that Thetford training area was used to portray the flat country side outside Hue. It was also handy that the AAC operated Wessex helicopters on the area that could double for USMC Sikorskys. I've flown over Thetford nap of the earth with the doors open in a Wessex and and it looks just as it does in the film.
@willwallacetree
@willwallacetree 8 ай бұрын
​@SquireComedy I think the scenes where the brave/not brave BFNV are being shot by the door gunner is somewhere like Blakeney or Stiffkey salt marshes.
@SepSyn
@SepSyn 8 ай бұрын
The Welsh being used in place of the Navajo broke me in the best way 😂
@thinkandrepent3175
@thinkandrepent3175 8 ай бұрын
I lost it at "Just do the accent!"
@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 7 ай бұрын
Fr, 😂🤣
@OlJonesyJay
@OlJonesyJay 6 ай бұрын
This bit killed.
@williamrees6662
@williamrees6662 2 ай бұрын
It's not entirely a joke: my grandfather, who served as a wireless operator in the South Wales Borderers in Malaya during the Uprising, told me that if they needed to send a coded message quickly they used to get one of the Welsh speakers to send it so the Malay rebels couldn't understand (unless they'd all learnt their skills from the Free Wales Army, I suppose!)
@TheArklyte
@TheArklyte 8 ай бұрын
"Why again would we fight there?" "It's a former french colony" "You're giving me the reasons to fight for them, nor against them." "It'll fall in communist hands otherwise." "And what's wrong with that? Look, we sold them our newest jet engines and how cool they look on those MiG-15's!"
@xenomorphphantom8852
@xenomorphphantom8852 8 ай бұрын
Yeah,about those jet engines? They were lost on a bet...over a billiards game
@copter2000
@copter2000 8 ай бұрын
Those 1000s of civilians used Mig-15 look pretty cool.
@ShonicBurn
@ShonicBurn 8 ай бұрын
This is the same sort of reasoning that got America to fund the IRA.
@patrickholt2270
@patrickholt2270 8 ай бұрын
And not to forget how popular the CPGB was in British working class communities during the period.
@colinh9813
@colinh9813 8 ай бұрын
Lots of drug money.
@factsdontcareaboutyourfeel7204
@factsdontcareaboutyourfeel7204 8 ай бұрын
I read an interesting book called " her majesty's vietnam soldier " by Guy Bransby. About a brit who joined the green berets so he could fight in vietnam. It was a damn good read.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 8 ай бұрын
Bloody hell, I'll look that up!
@davyfella
@davyfella 8 ай бұрын
Read the one about James Riddle that left the Royal Marines to join the Australian army just so he could go to Vietnam
@davyfella
@davyfella 8 ай бұрын
I served in the REME with his son, he also came to Germany and was a civilian watchman on the main gate of Hobart Barracks in Detmold. If johnny terrorist ever tried attacking the base when Jimmy Riddle was on watch I wouldn't fancy their chances
@danny1983ish
@danny1983ish 8 ай бұрын
Alot of brits who emergrated to Australia in the time period hot Sent to Vietnam with the anzacs, there was a small British contingent there
@penultimateh766
@penultimateh766 8 ай бұрын
Damned fine bloke, that.
@TheSword2212
@TheSword2212 8 ай бұрын
The British decided not to invade Vietnam after finding it lacking severely in tea, opium and dry humor.
@rccola5167
@rccola5167 8 ай бұрын
Umm, perhaps it was chock full of all 3 and they didn't want it to OD.
@Ukraineaissance2014
@Ukraineaissance2014 8 ай бұрын
Theres serious amounts of tea and opium in vietnam
@copter2000
@copter2000 8 ай бұрын
Literally the best place to grow tea and opium in SEA.
@siamzero9480
@siamzero9480 8 ай бұрын
Nah, it's all the french bread that repelled them
@tuanld91
@tuanld91 8 ай бұрын
We still have to make French bread until this day to keep the British away.
@zobius9191
@zobius9191 8 ай бұрын
The sheer amount of references to old Vietnam movies is insane. Great work!
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 8 ай бұрын
Cheers! It's not often we venture into this period, so we cram as much in as we can.
@georgesakellaropoulos8162
@georgesakellaropoulos8162 8 ай бұрын
Don't forget the 'Dog Charlie Fox' from 'A Bridge Too Far'.
@SonyaBladesBooty
@SonyaBladesBooty 5 ай бұрын
Yes and don't forget "Charlie Don't Surf" by The Clash.
@TinyTank77
@TinyTank77 8 ай бұрын
“I don’t think anyone wants to go back to luton” best quote of the century😂😂😂
@Brecconable
@Brecconable 8 ай бұрын
I was born in Luton. Can confirm!
@jeffharper9703
@jeffharper9703 8 ай бұрын
@@Brecconable OH AYE, LUTONISTAN FIR SURE DADDY'O !🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@WanderlustZero
@WanderlustZero 2 ай бұрын
I pissed myself when I heard that. Then again pissing yourself watching videos on a bus is quite normal here.
@999Claymore
@999Claymore 12 күн бұрын
@@WanderlustZeroWhat is the race of the people that usually piss themselves on the bus?
@LyricClock-fo8he
@LyricClock-fo8he 8 күн бұрын
@@999ClaymoreLuton people
@RooftopKorean
@RooftopKorean 8 ай бұрын
The British intervened in the Indochina War in 1945 and led a combined force of Japanese, British and British Indian forces to successfully drive the Viet Minh out of Saigon. So in their defense they did their part already.
@I-like-history
@I-like-history 8 ай бұрын
I gotta read up on that sometime
@antonisauren8998
@antonisauren8998 8 ай бұрын
Hand in hand with Japanese already in '45?
@RooftopKorean
@RooftopKorean 8 ай бұрын
@@antonisauren8998 Yes, Japanese soldiers who had already been garrisoned in Vietnam at that time who had surrendered to the British were instead transferred to British command until they could get the Viet Minh situation under control. On October 25, 1945, a bizarre incident occurred in which a Japanese patrol captured a Soviet advisor to the Viet Minh, who the British handed over to the French.
@randycheow4268
@randycheow4268 8 ай бұрын
What about the Malayan Emergency
@RooftopKorean
@RooftopKorean 8 ай бұрын
@@skazztheterrible Some argue that if they had stuck around longer the entirety of the Indochina/Vietnam Wars could have been prevented.
@thurin84
@thurin84 8 ай бұрын
i was absolutely enthralled by every minute of "FULL FLOTATION JACKET"!
@eaterdrinker000
@eaterdrinker000 8 ай бұрын
good one!
@Rockstar-bq5fm
@Rockstar-bq5fm 8 ай бұрын
This channel is pure gold. You probably get the comparison to much but you’re dry humour is incredibly Monty Python
@mustang1912
@mustang1912 8 ай бұрын
The British were in Vietnam, the mi6 had cargo flights.
@MALITH666
@MALITH666 8 ай бұрын
Monty Python in the modern age :)
@torgranael
@torgranael 7 ай бұрын
No such thing as too much Monty Python.
@ianmedford4855
@ianmedford4855 7 ай бұрын
PRIVATE JESTER!!! HOLY. SHIT.😂😂😂🫡🫡🫡
@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689
@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689 8 ай бұрын
This subtle attention to specific details never ceases to amaze me. Beginning the video replacing "Fortunate Son" for "We Will Rock You" and the Bell UH-1 for a Westland Scout got me cracking in the early minutes. I wish you all the best!
@mm3mm3
@mm3mm3 8 ай бұрын
The Tetley offensive 😂😂😂😂
@dickvonlongshaft853
@dickvonlongshaft853 7 ай бұрын
Wait till you hear about the PG tips encirclement
@alex-E7WHU
@alex-E7WHU 13 күн бұрын
Hahahaha brilliant.👍
@sharpshotm16
@sharpshotm16 8 ай бұрын
A jab at prince andrew, with jabs at the royal family in generak for getting press from war, followed by the more ridicule of andrew in the falklands with his lack of sweat (also, goose stanley, a mix of goose green amd port stanley from the falklands) sent me over the edge laughing. Barely 20 secs of video with so many refrences is genuinely impressive.
@goldenfiberwheat238
@goldenfiberwheat238 8 ай бұрын
Wasn’t he in Epstein’s black book?
@c.andrew3944
@c.andrew3944 8 ай бұрын
​@@goldenfiberwheat238no you see he can't sweat how can he be a pedophile if he can't sweat it all makes perfect sense. Please stop asking questions.
@goldenfiberwheat238
@goldenfiberwheat238 8 ай бұрын
@@c.andrew3944 lmao
@sharpshotm16
@sharpshotm16 8 ай бұрын
@@goldenfiberwheat238 ye, look up his newsknight interview, he straight up says: (When asked about him sweating profusely while seeing an underage girl) "You see, I have a peculiar condition where I can't sweat (interviewer in semi stunned silence) since I was in the Falklands war, there was so much adrenaline that I can now not sweat (total bs) (paraphrased). Another highlight: When asked why he (Andrew) returned to see Epstein after Epstein was a convicted sex offender: "You see my problem is, I can be far too honourable, I feel like I had to go and see him." He is a bit of a looney.
@Thurgosh_OG
@Thurgosh_OG 8 ай бұрын
@@c.andrew3944 Pedos target little children. Not defending Andrew but at 17, she was legal in some of the locations at the time of the allegations. The first was in London, legal age 16. The 2nd Manhattan, legal age 17. The third was in the US virgin Islands, legal age 18. So, if she was still 17 during the 3rd incident, there would be a case but somehow, no criminal case has emerged.
@Djegosandra
@Djegosandra 8 ай бұрын
Loving this. Especially since FMJ has been completely filmed in England. Choosing non-British music was all that was needed to make the illusion perfect.
@inisipisTV
@inisipisTV 8 ай бұрын
So true, even the British marsh land was used as a stand in for Vietnam rice fields in the Chopper sequence.😅
@camamac7787
@camamac7787 7 ай бұрын
I don't think the Vietnamese would appreciate a Vietnam war movie being filmed in Vietnam for some reason 😂
@SgtRocko
@SgtRocko 8 ай бұрын
BRAVO! When "Waterloo" come on the swift(ish) boat scene I totally lost it (and again "You mean we're... SaiGONE" LOL). Thank you for this! Combat wounded US Marine Corps AND IDF veteran here, have to tell you I absolutely LOVE your videos! Brilliant & clever, made my day!
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 8 ай бұрын
Cheers for your serivce mate, and I'm glad you enjoyed the show!
@nataliefaust7959
@nataliefaust7959 8 ай бұрын
The bit about Andrew made me nearly spit my drink out. Bloody hilarious, Squire! ♥
@moonedward63
@moonedward63 8 ай бұрын
so he really didn't sweat.
@krispypriest5116
@krispypriest5116 8 ай бұрын
Love the Improvisation on the "Vine" joke. Well played Squire!!!!!! Love the show as always. from Canada!
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 8 ай бұрын
Lee just came up with it on the spot. He's very funny. Thanks for the kind words mate.
@antonycharnock2993
@antonycharnock2993 8 ай бұрын
You've never been trapped by Brambles....😂
@krispypriest5116
@krispypriest5116 8 ай бұрын
@@antonycharnock2993 Got caught in a Thistle bush in Canada. OMG it hurt and i expect that Brambles are the same. Don't wipe with poison Ivy in Ontario.
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 8 ай бұрын
"Because we already bailed out the French twice this century, now it's the Yanks' turn."
@ronanmcn4967
@ronanmcn4967 8 ай бұрын
7:07 that face as he salutes is profile picture worthy
@Zak-Z-Ninja
@Zak-Z-Ninja 8 ай бұрын
I have been on a similar river on these types of boats round here. Going over the 5mph speed limit by 1mph does not seem like much but when thats 20% of your speed i guess it is a lot.
@antonycharnock2993
@antonycharnock2993 8 ай бұрын
It's obviously all about stealth. You don't want to give away your position by creating a wake. Plus being British you don't want to disturb the wildlife😂
@atinofspam3433
@atinofspam3433 8 ай бұрын
We had our own “british vietnam”; the Malayan Emergency. And also the Anzacs fought in vietnam, but i’ve never actually found out why, not to mention the South Koreans fought in vietnam too.
@killzoneisa
@killzoneisa 8 ай бұрын
From the national museum of Australia web site " The decision was motivated by a desire to strengthen strategic relations with the United States and to halt the spread of communism in South-East Asia."
@DJSockmonkeyMusic
@DJSockmonkeyMusic 8 ай бұрын
Australia got a bit caught up in the "Reds under the Bed" thing, federal police spying on suspected communists, all of that stuff, especially in the late 50s and early 60s. Not as bad as America, but all the same, our government bought into the communist threat wholesale, so we sent Aussie infantry and NZ artillery both to "impress the Yanks" and to try to prevent "The Domino Effect." The public response was not positive. There are some excellent books about it, and the National War Memorial has tonnes of information about our involvement.
@davidty2006
@davidty2006 8 ай бұрын
Anzacs are proberbly the only people insane enough to deal with the jungle.
@rickwong9049
@rickwong9049 8 ай бұрын
Also the Konfrontasi/Confrontation against Indonesia.
@LeonAust
@LeonAust 8 ай бұрын
We got closer to the US, due to Konfrontasi, Reds under the bed, domino theory and Britain's (no east of Aden) withdrawal from Malaysia and Singapore. Also Britain joining the EU thus screwing Australian produce as a (not to be traded with status) from then on!............ (and we sent defence forces in two world wars to defend Britain!) Australia created new trading partners in Asia and found it very profitable.
@clyax113
@clyax113 8 ай бұрын
"Get this man on a NHS waiting list, for god sake!" Hahahahaha! I love this channel so much.
@Alphoric
@Alphoric 8 ай бұрын
The Australian SAS and New Zealand SAS did fight in Vietnam and the RAF flew some combat missions from a base in Thailand to north Vietnam so technically both Britain and the SAS did fight in Vietnam
@LeonAust
@LeonAust 8 ай бұрын
No RAF combat missions came from Thailand, it was the RAAF that were based in Thailand but many British were in Australian and New Zealand defence forces that have emigrated.
@armygrunt13
@armygrunt13 8 ай бұрын
You guys need to do an entire short on "If Full Metal Jacket was a British Film." I'd love to see Squire as a Drill Instructor. 😄
@davyfella
@davyfella 8 ай бұрын
Full Metal jacket was a British film. The training camp was Otterburn. The extras doing the assault course were British Army recruits getting paid a daily extras fee. The battle scenes were filmed in the derelict parts of London Docklands
@evillabrador1
@evillabrador1 8 ай бұрын
The training camp was Basingbourne Barracks near Royston. The film set assault course was still standing but a health and safety nightmare when I arrived in1988.
@jameseadie7145
@jameseadie7145 8 ай бұрын
Is that a AVRE they're using?
@KimiF17954
@KimiF17954 8 ай бұрын
As someone who works in the NHS i laughed so hard at the "get them on an NHS w/l" line. Great stuff loved it, laughed so much.
@BrickLlew
@BrickLlew 8 ай бұрын
as a Welshman i found the Welsh encryption joke really funny
@antonycharnock2993
@antonycharnock2993 8 ай бұрын
Valley Talkers. Isn't it? Oh dear how sad.
@BrickLlew
@BrickLlew 8 ай бұрын
@@antonycharnock2993 wot
@Ashfielder
@Ashfielder 8 ай бұрын
We were going to fight there, but then they told us the French had left so there was really no point.
@livethefuture2492
@livethefuture2492 8 ай бұрын
Strange how the only time the British went into Vietnam was after ww2 to help the French regain their colony back.
@thinkandrepent3175
@thinkandrepent3175 8 ай бұрын
As an American this made me laugh so much. The way the English and French fight like cats and dogs won't end until Jesus comes back I think :)
@johnnotrealname8168
@johnnotrealname8168 7 ай бұрын
@@thinkandrepent3175 The last time the French have been at war it was in Napoleon's time.
@operationcreation5583
@operationcreation5583 20 сағат бұрын
​@@johnnotrealname8168 what
@johnnotrealname8168
@johnnotrealname8168 20 сағат бұрын
@@operationcreation5583 The French and British have not been at War with each other since 1815.
@PointyHairedJedi
@PointyHairedJedi 8 ай бұрын
"The Tetley Offensive" made me snort in a most undignified manner.
@davyfella
@davyfella 8 ай бұрын
I'm loving the period correct weapons and the Westland Scout. Ironically, I used and worked on all them (including the Helicopter) when I was serving in the early 90s. However. The Bren had been converted to 7.62mm by the late 60s and was then called the L4LMG and had been fitted with a slotted flash eliminator instead of the earlier conical version
@HO-bndk
@HO-bndk 7 ай бұрын
Period correct? He is carrying a .303 Bren, and tropical DPM uniforms didn't exist until the late 1980s 😃
@windbuster
@windbuster 8 ай бұрын
That and they already fought in Malaysia Edit: I like how the British soldier is wearing a German Afrika Korps hat from ww2 😂
@7thsealord888
@7thsealord888 8 ай бұрын
Bear in mind that the phrase "politically correct" was definitely very politically INcorrect in that era - it was a term that the USSR liked to use. Brits would instead probably say something like, "That just isn't DONE, old chap,"
@matthiuskoenig3378
@matthiuskoenig3378 7 ай бұрын
Politically incorrect was a term first used by Mao, as an excuse to disappear people.
@TheUltrahypnotoad
@TheUltrahypnotoad 5 ай бұрын
That's just not cricket.
@teaandmedals
@teaandmedals 8 ай бұрын
That shark sounds bloody terrifying, the stuff of nightmares. P.s, the guy who lost his hand looked stumped when you asked him to reach for the sky.
@EvilEndz
@EvilEndz 8 ай бұрын
We had our lads doing national service in the Malayan Emergency, and they had had quite enough of shooting at the jungle and the jungle shooting back and rarely, if ever, seeing the enemy you're supposed to be shooting at. I worked with a couple of veterans in the 90's who told me all about that nightmare.
@luxeternity
@luxeternity 8 ай бұрын
​@@LeonAustbruh...that's the Confrontation not Malayan Emergency. Malayan Emergency is one fighting the communist
@moniruzzaman72
@moniruzzaman72 8 ай бұрын
​@@LeonAustAmericans took big L
@LeonAust
@LeonAust 8 ай бұрын
That wiki page on this is some of the most putride wokism anti british shit ever. One has to review who writes this shit .................probably the CCP
@johnnotrealname8168
@johnnotrealname8168 7 ай бұрын
Yeah but the British won that one. It was violent sure but support for communism was stuck to the Chinese population largely, it was not a popular war (It also continued into the '90s.). In Kenya the British just went nuts.
@Ronfost89
@Ronfost89 8 ай бұрын
You know it's a good day when a new Squire video comes out.
@Erwin_Von_Heidenheim
@Erwin_Von_Heidenheim 8 ай бұрын
Absolutely love the channel great content
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 8 ай бұрын
Cheers, jolly kind.
@Somerset-Trains
@Somerset-Trains 8 ай бұрын
I love your videos, keep up the fabulous work!
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 8 ай бұрын
Wilco!
@CreateHarmony
@CreateHarmony 8 ай бұрын
''he never used to sweat'', laughed so hard i made a snorting sound. Not often you hear a good prince Andrew joke, but that was one of them.
@CreateHarmony
@CreateHarmony 8 ай бұрын
Down to your last twix too, the horrors of war truly never cease to amaze me.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 8 ай бұрын
I was hoping it wasn't too subtle.
@urlocal_comrade4131
@urlocal_comrade4131 8 ай бұрын
​@@SquireComedy Can you do if band of brothers was a British film
@goldenfiberwheat238
@goldenfiberwheat238 8 ай бұрын
@@urlocal_comrade4131it’s not a movie it’s a miniseries
@RotGoblin
@RotGoblin 8 ай бұрын
@@urlocal_comrade4131 Band of Boyo's, Welsh paratroopers landing behind enemy lines in deepest darkest Norfolk. The tagline? They've got Norfolk'n chance.
@crwydryny
@crwydryny 8 ай бұрын
I was down the pub the other day and some young squaddie was going on about his experiences in Iraq. After a while he saw me shaking my head and came on to me so I put down my drink and said "listen kiddo you have no idea what I saw when I was in nam, the blood, the mud, it was horrific itbwas inhumane noone should have to go through that" He was taken aback for a moment then asked "you were in Vietnam?" "No" I replied "tottenham"
@LeonAust
@LeonAust 8 ай бұрын
🤣
@pockets67
@pockets67 8 ай бұрын
Cheltenham 😂
@whyjnot420
@whyjnot420 8 ай бұрын
I don't know if the Brits taking over a French colonial war is the most or least believable part.
@goldenfiberwheat238
@goldenfiberwheat238 8 ай бұрын
And it actually happened in late 45. They were the only ones close enough to occupy south Vietnam until the French could rebuild their army (China occupied the north) and the Brits, using surrendered Japanese troops they promised to send back to Japan if they helped fought the Vietminh and drove them from saigon
@johnnotrealname8168
@johnnotrealname8168 7 ай бұрын
It would not have been a French Colonial War in the 1960s.
@whyjnot420
@whyjnot420 7 ай бұрын
@@johnnotrealname8168 Point is over there, its calling for you, apparently you missed it.
@johnnotrealname8168
@johnnotrealname8168 7 ай бұрын
@@whyjnot420 You never indicated it.
@whyjnot420
@whyjnot420 7 ай бұрын
@@johnnotrealname8168 The fact that you have no clue tells me everything I need to know. You can start to rectify that by brushing up on the 3 decades of the shitstorm we call the Vietnam War. Get some basic knowledge and you might not need someone to spell out a two letter word next time.
@kleptu_
@kleptu_ 8 ай бұрын
Guerilla warfare wouldn’t stand a chance against roadman tactics
@tacticalsocialist8060
@tacticalsocialist8060 8 ай бұрын
💀
@elliott7531
@elliott7531 8 ай бұрын
Funny your helicopter pilot is named Andrew.. I heard that Prince Andrew used to fly helicopters for the Navy and he also can't sweat.. what a coincidence!
@goldenfiberwheat238
@goldenfiberwheat238 8 ай бұрын
Wasn’t in you know who’s black book?
@BoarVessel-BCEtruscanCer-xy7et
@BoarVessel-BCEtruscanCer-xy7et 8 ай бұрын
3:36 felt to me like something straight out of The Thick Of It. Abslolute class work again.
@DARTY132
@DARTY132 8 ай бұрын
Also former British army infantry, This is brilliant old chap! Comedy gold!
@pfdrtom
@pfdrtom 8 ай бұрын
Mungo Jerry instead of Fortunate Son!!!! You guys never fail to make me laugh. Thanks, from a 60 year old Texan.
@hmsbelfast2019
@hmsbelfast2019 8 ай бұрын
Our helicopter pilot Andrew who didn’t sweat’ excellent British humour
@reisen1932
@reisen1932 8 ай бұрын
The background music is hilarious 😂 and fitting. Mungo Jerry's "In the Summertime"
@deebo5474
@deebo5474 5 ай бұрын
I love how they mixed green screen of vietnam with actual scenes in the british countryside. Very clever, love how much effort they put into these skits
@Spitfiresammons
@Spitfiresammons 8 ай бұрын
We need an “if midway was a British film”
@Great_Sandwich
@Great_Sandwich 8 ай бұрын
This is truly one of the silliest channels to which I have subscribed. More, please.
@beau6641
@beau6641 8 ай бұрын
Perhaps its because we hadn't figured out how to play Rule Britannia out of Huey mounted speakers
@jimmyjohnson7027
@jimmyjohnson7027 8 ай бұрын
Well, we were a bit busy back then. Malaya, Borneo, Aden, Northern Ireland.
@johnnotrealname8168
@johnnotrealname8168 7 ай бұрын
Northern-Ireland kicked off as America was leaving Vietnam.
@jimmyjohnson7027
@jimmyjohnson7027 7 ай бұрын
@@johnnotrealname8168 British troops deployed in Northern Ireland in August 1969. They were already stationed there, contrary to what some people think. America pulled combat troops out of Vietnam in 1973, and withdrew completely in 1975.
@johnnotrealname8168
@johnnotrealname8168 7 ай бұрын
@@jimmyjohnson7027 What is your point exactly?
@jimmyjohnson7027
@jimmyjohnson7027 7 ай бұрын
@@johnnotrealname8168 America was not pulling out of Vietnam in 1969. My last word.
@johnnotrealname8168
@johnnotrealname8168 7 ай бұрын
@@jimmyjohnson7027 It was, Richard Milhous Nixon ran on it and he was beginning to pull out. The height of deployment was the year before.
@Herr_Franz
@Herr_Franz 8 ай бұрын
Nice squire upload how lovely
@startourzdcs
@startourzdcs 8 ай бұрын
Agree
@Yokelmutt
@Yokelmutt 8 ай бұрын
Excellent production value lads. Thanks for the hard work.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 8 ай бұрын
Our pleasure!
@mintjulius275
@mintjulius275 8 ай бұрын
I only found your guys this year bit somehow I never expected a Vietnam video. Love it lads
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 8 ай бұрын
Cheers mate!
@michaelthurlow2286
@michaelthurlow2286 8 ай бұрын
Recently declassified documents stated that British SAS were in country conducting operations and were often attached to Australian SAS
@GlenRoss-ug5jm
@GlenRoss-ug5jm 7 ай бұрын
I've come across that about the British SAS doing black ops in Vietnam.
@delwar41
@delwar41 8 ай бұрын
I read a book titled "A British GI in Vietnam." Very interesting how he fooled the US government into letting him be in combat. Worth a read if it is still available.
@owenmills3517
@owenmills3517 8 ай бұрын
Amazing vid as always my good man. Get some!
@NoFalseMetal562
@NoFalseMetal562 8 ай бұрын
I always love a good squire video whenever it pops up into my feed
@alanpyne896
@alanpyne896 8 ай бұрын
Nothing beats the feeling I get when I see a new Squire video is up.
@jerrysmooth24
@jerrysmooth24 8 ай бұрын
Operation Banner had just as good a soundtrack as the Vietnam war you had all the same hits plus Joy Division and hip hop as well.
@Nobody.exe50
@Nobody.exe50 8 ай бұрын
The change in music was a cool detail ,i died with the radio scene ☠☠,Welsh lmao .your humor as always spot on, love you guys, PD. That NVA officer YO FUC was it ? looks familiar
@chadsoucek4678
@chadsoucek4678 8 ай бұрын
I love your sponsored fills/ads. They’re funny and it mixes up the content. Way better than “this video is brought to you by____”
@surnis9043
@surnis9043 8 ай бұрын
Animal Lover lost his tatoo in the crash, very strange injury there. That's why is arm is numb, I guess. Fortunately, it reappeared by the time they found the guy by the tank. Good ink he used to draw it!
@dionjaywoollaston1349
@dionjaywoollaston1349 8 ай бұрын
We didn’t officially fight in the Vietnam war but we did send advisers for jungle warfare, I know this because my grandfather was one of them and there was a British leftenant who changed his nationality to fight because Britain had run out of wars to fight, he was in la drang valley with halmore
@thinkandrepent3175
@thinkandrepent3175 8 ай бұрын
Your Gramps was a brave man, thank you for helping the US Soldiers! Vietnam veterans were the best of the best. They get attacked constantly because the hippy movement couldn't stand that there were people who actually loved America and were willing to protect her.
@dionjaywoollaston1349
@dionjaywoollaston1349 8 ай бұрын
@@thinkandrepent3175 he was also in the suiz canal during its crisis and was apparently close enough to one of the important leaders that he had him in his gun sights but was told not to shoot him, my grandads name was George Derek Williams
@jonnyj.
@jonnyj. 8 ай бұрын
@@thinkandrepent3175 Thats... not the reason. Like, at all. Do you know why so many people TODAY think the vietnam war was moronic? People didnt like getting 17 and 18 year old kids killed fighting in a totally unnecessary war that they ended up losing in the end. MANY european countries were very intelligent and wanted no part in it, despite america asking them for help. "Loved america." "Wanted to protect her." Yikes. That could be straight out of a propaganda book. Protect "her" from what? Lmao
@johnstuartsmith
@johnstuartsmith 8 ай бұрын
British advisors helped train American dog handling teams.
@firbolg
@firbolg 5 ай бұрын
Squire just gave me a lot of flashbacks to one of my mates when I was a military EMT. He was and hopefully still is a great bloke but he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, if you get my meaning.He had the same glasses and mannerisms! Loved this upload!
@salemmohammad8516
@salemmohammad8516 8 ай бұрын
This is a great video thank you 🤗🤗
@garhull11
@garhull11 8 ай бұрын
That welsh encryption was superb 🙂
@cougars_3471
@cougars_3471 8 ай бұрын
love that first section, feels like an opening scene from that old ps2 game Conflict: Vietnam, makes me wanna play that game again lol
@stevelenox152
@stevelenox152 8 ай бұрын
Fantastic vid guys carnt wait to see what you come up with next
@Wolfboy_109
@Wolfboy_109 8 ай бұрын
What a great day to turn this mondays blue morning breakfast into a cheer one with some Squire movie Tq m8, love u guys
@_SavageMcCabbage
@_SavageMcCabbage 8 ай бұрын
"....and I'm down to my last Twix." 😂
@longbeardbobson4710
@longbeardbobson4710 8 ай бұрын
The jungle sound effects really sold an English meadow as a tropical rainforest.
@peterpanini96
@peterpanini96 7 ай бұрын
We missed you guys thanks goodness you're back...
@hamish5214
@hamish5214 8 ай бұрын
This one was awesome! As always :)
@norikotakaya14292
@norikotakaya14292 8 ай бұрын
I'm a former US Marine infantryman (1st Battalion, 9th Marines, 1st Marine Division 83 - 87) and found this extremely hilarious. Are you sure your Lieutenant wasn't taken out by friendly fire, as he was a little too _snooty._ All of that political correctness is exactly what an officer would do. Keep up the good work, gents!
@jeffapplewhite5981
@jeffapplewhite5981 8 ай бұрын
Absolutely hilarious! Good one! Thanks!
@Frosty469
@Frosty469 8 ай бұрын
Great video!
@anishchand4420
@anishchand4420 8 ай бұрын
By 1960's the Bren Gun was chambered to 7.62x51 NATO or .308 Winchester from 303 British. And also the Royal Marines had FN MAG by 1960's
@reginaldscot165
@reginaldscot165 8 ай бұрын
“Get this man on an NHS waiting list.” That’s funny because I have family members who died that way.
@jasonnicholasschwarz7788
@jasonnicholasschwarz7788 7 ай бұрын
So many locations, amazing.
@NottLiam
@NottLiam 8 ай бұрын
I refreshed my page 12 times, this did not come off the top row, that’s how u know I love squire
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 8 ай бұрын
But... they WERE actually short though. So much so it actually factored into their tactics, specifically the tunneling.
@ProjectEkerTest33
@ProjectEkerTest33 8 ай бұрын
Shhhh don't try to bring facts into political correctness
@penultimateh766
@penultimateh766 8 ай бұрын
Racist. The average Vietnamese and the average Texan are the same height. Any suggestion otherwise is biased camera angles.
@thelordofcringe
@thelordofcringe 8 ай бұрын
@@penultimateh766 Clearly, the evil capitalist dogs have rigged the imperial measurement system to ensure that weak effeminate americans always have a higher measurement than our herculean communist heroes.
@antonycharnock2993
@antonycharnock2993 8 ай бұрын
@@penultimateh766 Are Texans short then?😂
@MichaelJohnson-tw7dq
@MichaelJohnson-tw7dq 8 ай бұрын
@@antonycharnock2993 that’s a rather personal question
@michelguevara151
@michelguevara151 8 ай бұрын
"no.. I don't think anyone wants to go back to Luton" damned right! lol
@Evaunit98
@Evaunit98 8 ай бұрын
Top rate video as always
@MediaMania1
@MediaMania1 8 ай бұрын
Hahaha that was great! Your doing Dorset proud lads lol looking forward to the next one :)
@KuwaharaBMXRider
@KuwaharaBMXRider 7 ай бұрын
Let's not forget the British who did fight in Vietnam. Alex Chisholm was 26 he emigrated to the US with his sister and joined the marine corps. Known as Scotty by his marine buddies SGT Alex Chisholm was killed in a mortar attack in Quang Tri province 1967. His body was returned to the uk and buried in Dumbarton
@Maximusb1527
@Maximusb1527 8 ай бұрын
There’s a mark Felton vid about the British in Vietnam From what I remember I think they were in nam in 1946, had a nice short fight with the viet Minh nearly pushed them back/out (maybe) until the French who were inexperience in jungle warfare asked them to leave
@johnnotrealname8168
@johnnotrealname8168 7 ай бұрын
The French are the ones who got Vietnam in the first place.
@feliscorax
@feliscorax 5 ай бұрын
Yep. All that experience gained under General Slim in the Burma campaign against the Japanese came in very handy. It’s the same reason the ANZACs, who fought in Papua New Guinea, were so bloody effective: lessons learnt.
@Maximusb1527
@Maximusb1527 5 ай бұрын
@@feliscorax there’s another reason my dad thought aswell I live in Australia, grew up going through the forests of nsw/Sydney with him, he says it’s because the floor vegetation are very similar, I went to Vietnam in 2019 and the ground in the rural forests looks identical I could tell where people had been. I assume the anzacs could the same or better
@Bo_Nidle
@Bo_Nidle 5 ай бұрын
The British liberated Indochina from the Japanese in WW2 and then fought and almost defeated the Viet Minh but then it was decided to hand Indochina back to its original French colonisers, mainly due to American political pressure, a move not popular with the people of that nation who rather liked the British in comparison to the French who they hated. The French blew it and were driven out in 1954 and then the Americans rocked up in 1963.
@johnnotrealname8168
@johnnotrealname8168 5 ай бұрын
@@Bo_Nidle This honestly seems like bull@#£%.
@beachside1
@beachside1 8 ай бұрын
Ah yeah The Tetkey offensive . You guys are killing me hahahaha. This video made my week. Keep on keep'n on
@Anakin_Sandy_High_Ground
@Anakin_Sandy_High_Ground 8 ай бұрын
tetley
@marthaw7664
@marthaw7664 4 ай бұрын
You guys are so funny and creative
@Tristan_Aviation
@Tristan_Aviation 8 ай бұрын
Ive been watching your videos for some time now, watch them as soon as you post them.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 8 ай бұрын
Yeeeeees
@FuriousFire898
@FuriousFire898 8 ай бұрын
We saw the writing on the wall. Also no tea in Vietnam Also love the marine jumper in Vietnam…
@Phoenix38m
@Phoenix38m 3 ай бұрын
Mungo Jerry playing "In the Summertime"....Chef's kiss funny!!!
@gamergodeighty1686
@gamergodeighty1686 8 ай бұрын
ill just say, wonderful ad transition especially when compared to other ones.
@herbert2300
@herbert2300 8 ай бұрын
No tea means no fighting in nam
@Oliverdixon14
@Oliverdixon14 8 ай бұрын
Good lord these videos are hilarious 😂😂😂
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 8 ай бұрын
Cheers mate!
@TheChosenOneAni
@TheChosenOneAni Ай бұрын
The full metal jacket references is awesome…
@savageantelope3306
@savageantelope3306 Ай бұрын
Even everything down to the song choices is perfect
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