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Laughter is one of those things that, while inappropriate, can help relieve tension and stress within a person. Granted there are times when you shouldn't laugh, but it's a tricky thing not to ignore as sometimes you need it.

Actually worked a job site where someone legit 'fell on it' and ended up with a hideous rectal injury at a job site. I don't think I'll ever forget the sound that guy made... Ironically it was already my last day at that job site, but I think he was OK in the long run, but he was messed up for a lloonngg time.

"Yer bean is out tha bag" KILLED me

Slightly related. I lost it laughing in the trauma ward years ago. Long story short I'm there for kidney stones, I'm high as hell just being watched to make sure I don't need surgery. Morphine drop ect. This kid who used to smack everyone in the head who wore bike helmets to school shows up beside me. Gravel and sand packed into his forehead under the skin and he's absolutely soaked in blood cus head cuts bleed bad. He's lucid just really upsett. I asked him through weezing laughes if he wore a bucket, he never did respond to me 😂 Karma. Smack people in the head for being safe, cracks his own face off the sidewalk the same weekend.

Story 27: I would have run away from there too. I'm a medical student so I've handled dead bodies multiple times before but I'd still be scared if a body was staring at me

Anyone that pays attention and thinks about things would know that people laugh to reduce stress. So when someone is laughing during an emergency, or tragedy, they are probably extremely stressed out.

EMT here- I had a call on Christmas Eve once. Guy had too much brandy and faceplanted from the couch onto the floor. I asked him "do you have any pain anywhere?" This patient replies with a poker face in a deadpan voice "I've had a pain in my ass for the last 25 years and its right there" as he points to his wife. I had to hold in laughing.

You got to the story about the lady hallucinating cats and read the evaluators question and I roared with laughter! Just hit me right and I’m still laughing!!!!

Phone call to the ER. Guy told me that he was working under his car and heard something leaking out so he lite a match to see what it was....l laughed out loud! He called me a b...witch and hung up. I felt bad since the flame made the gas/oil blow up, the facial burns could be bad especially if he inhaled the hot gas.

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12:16 HAD A GREGNANT LADY LOL

Those perfect dark levels though: Chicago: Stealth, G5 Building: Reconnaissance, Area 51: Infiltration, Area 51: Rescue, Area 51: Escape, and Air Base: Espionage.

"Gregnant" 💀

I didn't have a cold compress but i had a bag of frozen peas. EMT looked me straight in the face and said everyone should keep a bag of peas or vegetables in the freezer as they are sometimes, easier to adapt to an issue. I iced my back with a bag of frozen peas. :)

Story 31 was the point where I burst out laughing as well.

8:49 Digitally activated his butt is fucking hilarious!

6:40 I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP

In regards of number 24 girl that’s what a hatchet is for

I made the OR room laugh because I asked hey doc make sure I’m still Bi after your done. Dad laughed so did the room. Mum was horrified then room went black. I was getting my spine straightened

Story 7 "Meatballs"- Apparently, they picked up Mr. Bacciagalupe.....

Story 31 I would have probably made a joke about him burning rubber.

I managed to not laugh, but as a junior doctor in A&E once I was accompanying the Consultant, when a father brought in his young son, about 7 years old, and said there was a problem with the boy's "tail". I don't know about where you are, but I think 'most' of Britain, including East Yorkshire (NORTH Humberside), both boys and girls have tailbones at the back, and sit on their tail. So the Consultant was asking to see the boy's "tail" and positioning himself behind to look at the back of the boy from behind, but the father was clearly becoming more uneasy every second, and trying to make the boy face the Consultant, until he suddenly came up with "What are you trying to do? - Don't you know little boys have their tails on the front?" Everything stopped for a moment, whilst we tried to maintain our composure and take in this revelation about little boys from South Humberside - the county across the river from our Paediatric A&E - that they have a slightly different arrangement over there, with tails on the front, and use their tails to pass urine, and, er, that other thing with girls when they are older. And carried out the rest of the interaction as if we had all just learnt correct medical terminology and anatomy. Jump forward 20 years or so, and aliens apparently have similar uses for tails in science fiction films, so perhaps the good people of the South were just ahead of the times. About then I was also let into a semi-secret that there was already a 'Humberside-Speak' dictionary on the Nurses Station at A&E, wherein could be found a number of local words that were not taught at medical schools outside the area. I could have used one of those a year earlier when I first arrived at the hospital, but it was invaluable to our international colleagues - we had several from across the North Sea, who had had to cope with not just local words, but the local accents as well.

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Does KZfaq demonetize you for saying "pregnant"? I've noticed that happens quite a bit and I thought people were just memeing.

Will KZfaq really demonetize you for using the word “breast?” The world has lost its collective mind.

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