When everyone is socially awkward but also passive aggressive.

I wanted to leave the restaurant and I wasn't even there....

I’ve never been more conflicted between wanting to laugh and wanting to cringe the entire sketch. On point lads!

Props to Arms for being able to keep that voice up for so long without punching himself in the face

This was actual gold. Such a brilliant script lads

"Eavesdropping on me having private conversation with my baby" 😂😂😂

Hogs face is just me in social situations where people just don’t shut up and cause arguments. I’ll just sit and drink my tea whilst they carry on! Also great Doomdah Hog! Xx

Also the people who use random retail workers as the bad guy when disciplining their children "stop messing or that man will get you" 😂

-What a bunch of clowns **Sips tea**

That was quite the “Doomdah” so it was. Solo effort too! Nicely done 👍🏻

I saw Foil, Arms and Hog in Birmingham on there last tour! My Dad couldn't come with me so my partner joined with me instead. I got the tickets for my Birthday that was a week later. Foil, Arms, and Hog did a quick meet and greet after the show! I was so nervous so I had to wait for all the crowds to leave but even after talking to everyone they all were so nice. They even filmed a video to my Dad making fun of him for "ruining the show" as he couldn't come, he loved it! He quotes it all the time and its a great inside joke with us (Even if we try to mimic your great accents) Thanks for the upload, funny as always! Xx

They all must have spent a fortune in the local passive-aggressive school.

I can't tell whether or not this is considered passive aggressive. Either way, I felt it deeply. Very convincing, lads!

This was so frustrating to watch - all this passive-aggressiveness 😂 Phenomenonal video and very impressive Doomdah 👏🏻

Why confront people when you can just have a baby?

Hogs shouting at the football 😂 wish I could actually be passive aggressive enough to use this instead of internally screaming at someone in my head. And that solo Doomdah was impressive

This made me feel so awkward that I wanna crawl out of my skin. I've got to show this to my family right away and share this feeling with them

I don't know how they keep coming up with this stuff. It's comedy gold in every video.

Not shown: Hog and the manager have a passive-aggressive discussion about Arms and Foil.

I work in a cafe, and I'm quite convinced you just dropped a camera in the centre and pressed "film".

Absolutely loved Hog's acting through the sketch, the little facial expressions were perfect

One of the first cultural things to know when you move to Ireland/UK/US: don't expect them to tell you directly if something is wrong! There were lots of indirect signs I had to understand lol

This is my life now, we have a baby and life with my mother-in-law, who does this sort of monodialogue with our baby all the time. "has daddy left you in the crib for five minutes? How awful for you".

"Lunch At The Passive-Aggressive Cafe" - A wonderful, hilarious performance! The script was exceptionally clever and the facial expressions were perfect. (And Hog hogged the Doomdah at the end very impressively!) "What a bunch of clowns," indeed! 😉

Arms in Ireland wearing a sweater in July and I'm here in Spain sweating my face off.

0:29 the case of the disappearing jacket, a tough case to solve indeed.

I like how the smile faded from their faces when he said, 'What a bunch of clowns!'

Hog's face watching the other two is priceless

The Swedish version would be talking on your phone "I'll be a tad late, there's just this really slow dude in line before me"

It's funny how ridiculously unreal but also so real this is. Another hilarious video!

Arms' baby must look stunning because of the Baby Head-Clamp! No wonder he loves looking at them!

Hog’s Doomdah is bigger than my future

Did Hog used to be in a choir or something? Impressive breath control!

Neighbour holding child, talking to me: Is that your cat? What's his name? Me, holding cat: Paddy 🙂 Neighbour (speaking to child): We like Paddy, don't we? Child: Yes 🙂 Neighbour: We don't like what Paddy leaves on our driveway, do we? Child:..........no. Me: 🙄

Each one of you should be awarded an honorary doctorate in Psychology. In addition to being comedic geniuses you all have keen understanding of human behavior!

Anyone else wondering how Hogg managed to play it straight for that long? I was convinced he was about to crease up any second. Another great skit. Thanks lads :)

gets me out of bed every thursday

Coming from someone who worked at a till for a year in a shop where there were a lot of mothers with very young children, I can safely say, you guys hit the nail on the head. Excellent stuff lads

"Oh you're having a bit of a tantrum, are you honey? You're gonna throw your toys out of the pram." 😂😂 OMG it's SO good to laugh! Brilliant as always. Thanks guys, you really made my day xxx

Oh My God!!! Hog is literally me every time I go home for the holidays, and I somehow get stuck in the middle of one my siblings passive aggressive arguments.... 🤣😂😅

Everyone spotting the continuity errors while I'm so captivated by the intense facial expressions to notice if the set was on fire 😂

That was one of the most clever skits I’ve seen. You guys should have your own show on tv! Incredible wit!

The 'dog dad" conversation killed me.

My top favourite part of this is the dispirited silence at the end of the sketch. Thanks for planning it and leaving it in!

I started reading the comments a bit too early and thought the outroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo was a vacuum cleaner.

Social commentary disguised as comedy. You guys are brilliant

Hog's "what a bunch of clowns" drove me over the edge 🤣

Thanks Hog. Now I know what my face must look like during family reunions. Glad everyone is too preoccupied with passive aggressive bickering to notice it so far.

OMG Hilarious sketch! When I encounter these type of situations in a restaurant, I don't get awkward, I just get some popcorn and stop talking to the people on my table so I can enjoy the show 🤣🤣 Wish you guys can do an international tour in some point, if it's in Spain or the States, I'll do the impossible to go to your show. By far one of my favorite KZfaq channels. You guys are so funny!!!

Did I imagine the skittering of claws on the floor as Foil came in? If so, brilliant set up to make me think that. If not, brilliant sound effects.

Absolutely brilliant! Anyone who deals w/ passive aggressive people can relate to this, 😂 you were spot on with the fake smiles and laughs.

I had this playing in the background while looking something up. That sustained note was so intense that I actually had to stop and pay attention. No easy feat. Well done!

Passive aggressive nature at its finest! Hilarious sketch through and through! 😄 I am out of breath just watching Hog's doomdah 😂 where's my inhaler?

Oh my goodness, this is too accurate to my life! I travel with a guide dog and people always talk about me as if I can't hear them. :D

Jaysus not felt passive aggression like that since y'all did Christmas Rage🤣 Also you've made me want a BLT and chips at 8am damn you boys 😅

With FAH, every vid is pure gold! Like every sketch makes you think, this is the best one, and there comes another! 😂😂 Keep up the good work lads! Also enjoyed the extended Doomdah in this one! 😂

The final dialogue and expressions were brilliant. Absolutely 💯!

‘What a bunch of clowns’. He must be talking about Arsenal

Hahaha the eternal battle between dog parents and human parents

Say "ta ta" is the most Irish thing we teach our babies 😂

The unexpected part at the end was hilarious thanks for brightening our Thursdays guys :D

Brilliant sketch as usual lads & have to give credit where credit is due, that was a phenomenal "Doomdah" by Hog👌🏻👏🏻

2:10 Me when my parents are being passive aggressive to emotionally guilt trip me

That bit at the end about the "oh sorry I was just watching the football.." really got me XD

3:02 - 3:43 A solid 41 second Doomdah right there!!!!

Hog’s face from 1:17: PRICELESS! These guys just keep getting better!

Never have I identified with Hog's character more 😂

I had to make an effort to watch the whole video. The situation was so awkward and embarrassing that I really needed air. You are so great, lads. Keep doing it! You really are worthy of being patreonized!!!!!

Familiar teapot on the Hog’s table! Just like it very much.

Thanks for all the laughs! You guys are getting me through a really hard time right now so thank you! Also I saw your show in Chicago back in October, you guys were great!! Thanks again.

I’m simultaneously confused, anxious, angry, wanting to laugh, cringing and scared. Also relatable.

At 1:37 was expecting Hog to go "Sorry, that was me"...

Anyone else noticed the wooden spoon moved from the left table to the right

Hoggy saw our excitement about last week’s 30 sec Doomdah and upped us a solo 40 sec Doomdah!

"ooh, who's a little bitch?" XD Oh my gosh, this was so so true! I love your "baby" voices, this sketch was so funny and realistic. Thumbs up and see you next week!

"What a bunch of clowns!" That was hilarious... 😂😂😂

Oh my god, “what a bunch of clowns”. that is freakin brilliant

That’s everything I needed today!! You guys are incredible!!

Mood: Hog's growing awkwardness during the entire skit

Thank you so much for making my quarantine so much better! Love you guys 💖❤️💗!

That was brilliant, another superb sketch lads! Thank you for helping me to keep smiling during lockdown. You guys are awesome!

I got second hand social awkwardness watching this 😂 brilliant

Excellent sketch as always lads. I've just regained consciousness after holding my breath during that epic DoomDaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Fantastic video lads ! Your writing is brilliant as always. Thank you.

Glad to see that teapot featured again

your videos are how i keep track of what day it is

🤣 I don’t know how you manage to come up with these ideas for sketches but they’re brilliant!

Awesome decorations and the sketch is very realistic and brilliant

I loved this skit! The three of you have the most beautifully coloured eyes!

The reaction shots are pure gold

KZfaq recommended this gem . Now I'm a fan. Greetings from Colombia!!!

Hog nailed this sketch!

Your amazing sketches keep us going! Keep it up, lads:)

Hog is me whenever I’m in social situations, and the other girls in my class are having drama 😂

Everything is on point in this sketch.

The silent background acting was incredible

Hog....master of the loooong note! Well done,guys as usual! I have a dachshund and I wish I could take him into cafes and shops. He"s quieter,cleaner and more well behaved than some kids I see there! And I love your teapot. Same one from the Tea Addiction Sketch?

I’d say the main issue with the lack of space for dog food / buggy was the silent shift of the plant two foot to the right... 😱

Biggest regret ever was not being able to go to your show in la :( thanks for keeping all of us laughing during quarantine!!

A 41 second note hold!😮 - yes, I timed it😆 That's harder than people think. Well done - for the sketch also👏🏼💥