Yo guys don’t ever shoplift from target and think you’re getting away with it. They hire a guy solely to look at the cameras and record you shoplifting until you get up to a felony amount so they know the charge will stick lol. They will make you do the race for real.

Congratulations, you officially passed the $1000 threshold😂😂😂 if I ever hear this in real life I would think my universe was crumbling down😂

As a former Target lost risk management employee, I can assure you this is 100% accurate. I'm basically watching a documentary!

you might even say the employee was ‘Target’ oriented.

“You shoulda made pieces with me along time ago”😭

As someone who works at Target, this shit was hilarious.(Also if you shoplift other stores, they will send your face to every target in that county. So if you think you can go to another one nearby, they will flag you.)

lol I was asset protection at target and shoplifters used to be so freaked out when we had them handcuffed in our office and we would call them by their first name before seeing their ID and telling them about all the other things we’ve seen them steal from other target stores and other nearby retailers. It’s all because target has what is essentially their own social media just for theft and we would often reach out to other stores in the area and try to keep a good relationship with local PD.

From second hand experience, Target LP gives no fucks and will tackle you if caught stealing something lol

FR THEY DO BE HAVING THEIR OWN SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE FOR EACH CUSTOMER 😭😭

“You’re a felon now” had me dying lol

Target is the place to work if you work in loss prevention. Only place that allows you to straight up tackle people.

The fact that he used the “red shirt” music from tra rags videos while doing this target skit was pretty damn clever, kudos my guy!

Bro was terrified 😂😂

The fact that alot of ppl are confirming similar stories is kinda scary ngl lol

You need to do the Walmart one next where everything is locked behind a window lol

Edward’s resume is on fire! Dude has had every job in existence.

That’s one of the best videos you ever made

This is so funny because when I worked at Lowe’s there was a joke that if we caught someone shoplifting we were supposed to say, “Have a nice day, come rob us again!” because we weren’t allowed to do anything about it. Once, a customer chased a guy stealing a cart full of chainsaws into the parking lot and called the police because we weren’t allowed to do anything.

"Reese's pieces, I don't care what pieces, you should've made peaces with me long time ago", bro decided to rap mid arrest lol.

"brandon, brandon conolly" LMAOOOOOO

As someone who’s been caught shoplifting (twice, yeah, I really should have learned my lesson the first time but the second time was a bigger eye opener for me) - from Stop and Shop and Dollar Tree respectively - and has gotten DAMN lucky I was just told not to come back in both instances, it really is no joke when you get pulled off to the side and feel embarrassed from being caught. It really isn’t worth it honestly. You NEVER know if it can end up into a “don’t come back here ever again” situation or having to give over your info and get the police involved. It may seem fun but the fun is soon gone when you’re caught. It isn’t worth it at all.

One of my friend's parents who works with supermarket databases once told me about how everyone who's ever made a purchase at target has their own profile setup linked with various store patterns and personal information. Apparently if you visit enough they even know which aisles you frequent and finding out about shoplifting is the easy part of it. Ever since I heard that I completely erased the thought of even attempting to steal at a Target lol.

Your vids always hit different keep up the work G.

Eddie the GOAT, don’t stop the content!

You're a good actor, Edward. I love your characters.

"Reflect THINK ABOUT IT" 😭😭😭

that escalated pretty fast. I was expecting some more classic nervous laughter though…

Target employee high integrity, respect

Brandon... Brandon doley... buddy, we know you're 23 😂😂😂

This so real i used to do Loss Prevention and we’d know so much personal info about them

I been waiting for this 😂😂😂😂😂 my man said you can pay by your time in jail... Reflect 😂😂😂😂

The more Brandon steals the more the shit he's in gets deepa and deepa

"Stop right there...come here, come here" 😂😂😂

Every-time I go to target I start filling up my pockets with stuff instead of getting a cart. Then I wait until I’m followed by 3 people from LP, then I go to self checkout and pay for my things. It’s fun and exciting, they might even have the balls to confront me and ask me what’s in my pockets. That’s when I tell them exactly what’s in my pockets. To be honest probably like 5 to 10 people walk out of self checkout without paying for everything like every hour, while they waste their time following me like Gestapo because I don’t want a cart.

This definitely isn't a Target in California. Mfs just walking out with stuff and nobody bats an eye.

i dont even shoplift but that "come here buddy" gives me ptsd

The acting is A+ in this one 🤣🤣🤣

"Reflect, think about it" 😂 😂 😂 1:11

Respect to edward for getting a job at target just to do this skit. 😂

I love this video I’ve been watching this for 11 months now 😂😂😭

bro needs to be a FBI agent not a Target employee ☠💀💀

love your videos

Ed playing the good guy is so funny 😂

Lmao the dramatic music. That sinking feeling when you know you're caught

I've been watching you for 2 years I've been WAITING for this day😂😂😂😂 If he lives to be 80 years old, he spent 2.5% of his entire life waiting for this day

“Reflect. Think about it.” God dayum

yo ur my biggest inspiration

LOOOOOL this is something else man xD

As his work resume gets bigger and bigger, his voice gets deepa and deepa.

He said I been waiting for this day lol

that's right! don't steal!!~

man eddy u funny asf

Someone at my target actually shoplifted a whole Xbox controller, another time someone else tried shoplifting some iPhone cases but I just stood by them and coughed really loud and they backed away as if I had COVID, and someone else try to steal another phone case but then they ditched it and ran off.

“Reflect, your done”😂😂😂😂

Even federal agencies get help from Target with forensics work. Don’t fuck with Target.

This is why they named the store target

God DAMN this went hard haha

there’s this one kid from my town that occasionally comes and steals clothes. he’ll wear the clothes under his normal clothes but security caught on rq, now every time he comes into the store all the managers go wild and keep an eye on him, waiting for the day this kid gets charged or smth, so stupid, like how broke ARE u

Bro said “i’ve been waiting for this day” 😭

Lmao I’ll finesse some shit here and there from Walmart but target? Hell nah those mfs are running a serious operation that shit not gonna fly💀

Ngl Target slick for that 😂

so real it gives me anxiety lol

thus one was mad good

The musics perfect 😂

Even with all that, he grabs him by the hand like what best friends do.

Your done😂

"$1,000 threshold" 😂😂

This is actually his real job forreal. 😂

This one killed meee😭😭😭

Target employees always be scheming

They really do let you steal and steal until the amount is enough for a felony charge. In my state larceny over $250 is a felony. So most people are blowing their shot in one whack 😂😂😂

Bros resume gotta be 15 pages long🤣🤣

When you pay by credit card, the store gets your name.

normal youtuber: 💥 *[vine boom sfx]* Edward So: 🎻😔

funny as hell

Don’t shoplift! Lol not even worth it. Plus it’s scummy. Walmart has some of the best facial recognition camera in the entrances. Almost as good as apples Face ID. They keep track of how many times you go into Walmart and if you’re banned and walk in, it’ll flag you to the employees

The music sells it

great video

bro got every job at this point 💀💀

Waited their whole life since the day they started working there for this moment

this hit too close to home

Now do walgreens, where they basically help you steal

As a former target employee for 4 years, half of the cameras are fake duds. But target AP don’t play tho

He killed the character

Shiiii you can finesse Walmart for a whole week, but It'll be a cold day in hell before you even dream you can get away with stealing something in Target 😭😭

Say the name reese. Did you say reesee? Now pretend reese made candy names pieces. Reese's pieces.

This is 100% true 😭 fr I went to court for this

One time I decided to not st eal at target years ago, I was always gettin it in, one time I payed, bro gave me my cash back and my change instead of less cash only. Still got my stuff and that dude was mad every time he seen me since

Interesting, because they don’t do crap about it at my target. I have to see it happen all day long every freaking day

damn, Edward not playing with these videos anymore

Bro violated him with that Deloitte talk 😭

Ed holding every job possible in the U.S.

He got that Red Shirt soundtrack playing

This is the truth my aunt and another aunt got caught in the late 90s she was 18 the other one was 19 the 19 year old got let go not the 18 year old. My granpa was like this is her first time too why is she arrested they were like actually we've been building a profile on her she has stolen over $2000 worth of items. He was pissed had to come live with us after that.

0:29 when the ominous beat drop you know shit was getting real

People think this is a skit, this really happens at Target lmaooo dont be stealing from that store

I went to a target in Brooklyn and the guy kept following my sis and I in every aisle to see if we were stealing anything

“I won a prize or sum”

This gna be me one day

he should have said he got those reces at the gas station before