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When the army recruiters catch you in high school😂

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Tito Suave

Tito Suave

Күн бұрын

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@TheMountain295
@TheMountain295 2 жыл бұрын
“You know we can help you get that hellcat” 💀
@talkingmango8658
@talkingmango8658 2 жыл бұрын
@TrumpsDaddy 😂 this is funny
@bossman34levy80
@bossman34levy80 2 жыл бұрын
Wait the army can do that just asking for a friend
@Beastmaster-ci7uj
@Beastmaster-ci7uj 2 жыл бұрын
@@bossman34levy80 hell nah them mfs pay less than minimum wage when you begin if you're going by an hourly wage.
@CapybaraSociety
@CapybaraSociety Жыл бұрын
I mean whatever it takes
@dbt7624
@dbt7624 Жыл бұрын
@@bossman34levy80 i mean if u joining to get a hellcat then yea but if u tryna actually have money for other things in life it’s gone take u a lil min
@kekwkekw5117
@kekwkekw5117 2 жыл бұрын
My friend put down all my info because he wanted a free shirt and I didn’t know about it. Got a call from the recruiter at dinner and my mom was mad.
@Jaystro_texn
@Jaystro_texn 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣💀
@Valdemar-Perez-III
@Valdemar-Perez-III Жыл бұрын
Did you have to join the army
@starstudiosRPG
@starstudiosRPG Жыл бұрын
Bros friend bouta get arrested for fraud
@rayman1269
@rayman1269 Жыл бұрын
Your friends a legend 😂
@josearellano3670
@josearellano3670 Жыл бұрын
😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
@xsforreal
@xsforreal 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao happened to me. The army had these really cool t-shirts so I went up to the table and asked for one. They asked me to fill out the paper and I said I'll bring it back to the table. I took the shirt and never went back bcs you could never catch me doing that stuff 🤣🤣
@TitoSuave
@TitoSuave 2 жыл бұрын
😂😭😂😂
@abeasterdgames3387
@abeasterdgames3387 2 жыл бұрын
Army prolly dodged a bullet with you then anyway
@I3arett
@I3arett 2 жыл бұрын
What a clown your an embarrassment
@I3arett
@I3arett 2 жыл бұрын
So your too weak for 15 push ups and 10 pull ups 😂😂😂🕳
@theslayersshotgun9201
@theslayersshotgun9201 Жыл бұрын
@@I3arett 10 pullups are pretty hard tho
@johnnygaffigan3090
@johnnygaffigan3090 2 жыл бұрын
They came to my lunch at school w a pull up competition and I did over 30 the guy contacted me every week to month lol
@4kangel603
@4kangel603 Жыл бұрын
Man those fucking pull up bars, shit got me. I’m now in the process of becoming a marine after high school 😭🫡
@1533TodaVida
@1533TodaVida Жыл бұрын
@@4kangel603 Good sh bro, i just filled out a contract in my school for the US Navy, i guess ima just get my MOS as Greenside combat corpsman, so ima serve with the marines in the same time because Marine corps don’t have their own medics so they rely on the Navy to have combat medics for them, that’s exactly what im doing, I mean it’s my only option I just think it’s cool.
@4kangel603
@4kangel603 Жыл бұрын
@@1533TodaVida good luck bro hopefully you can get the mos you go in for!! I know sometimes they try to switch it up when you’re in try not to go open contract, but I appreciate what you’ll be doing for us brother. I’m gonna try to go for logistics hopefully my recruiter can get me a spot in that mos it’s one I really want because he said I can get my cdl and get certified to drive not just trucks but other vehicles
@headshotnation921
@headshotnation921 Жыл бұрын
@@4kangel603🤦‍♂️
@rts3779
@rts3779 Жыл бұрын
I just did pull up challenge for a career fair in high school, next thing I knew I was 11B in Afghanistan and Iraq.
@vibinwpsilocybin1424
@vibinwpsilocybin1424 8 ай бұрын
that turned pretty dark pretty fast
@CheeseburgerEnjoyer
@CheeseburgerEnjoyer 7 ай бұрын
Man you really killed for that college tuition 💀
@Chuked
@Chuked 7 ай бұрын
I would rather be a plumber than 11B
@OCHOCINCO98
@OCHOCINCO98 5 ай бұрын
Did u get out and work PMC?
@featgorgon3985
@featgorgon3985 Жыл бұрын
Navy don’t even come back to our school after two kids got in a fight and threw soup at eachother and it missed and hit the navy recruiter, he was in his dress whites too
@theslayersshotgun9201
@theslayersshotgun9201 Жыл бұрын
Damn I can see why he never wanted to come back
@theslayersshotgun9201
@theslayersshotgun9201 Жыл бұрын
He may even had been njp’ed
@featgorgon3985
@featgorgon3985 Жыл бұрын
@@theslayersshotgun9201 nah, navy isn’t going to punish you because some kid throws soup at you, likely he had to get it specialty cleaned but I mean recruiting is like a multi year stint so he had time, it’s just a pain in the ass and costs money, assuming it could be cleaned in the first place in which he’d have to get a new set, hopefully if that was the case he had the uniform allowance to cover it
@coinbowl
@coinbowl 7 ай бұрын
good
@rustyshacklferd535
@rustyshacklferd535 5 ай бұрын
Good riddance to bad rubble.
@adamhattt
@adamhattt 2 жыл бұрын
how bout a contract 😂
@Menaceblue3
@Menaceblue3 2 жыл бұрын
My friend signed to the army early 2009 and after basic got a used, low mileage, great condition, 2008 Ford mustang. Met him later around 2015 and he doesn't have it anymore. Repossessed around 2011-2012
@matthew92604
@matthew92604 2 жыл бұрын
The fresh out of boot special
@theslayersshotgun9201
@theslayersshotgun9201 Жыл бұрын
@@matthew92604 lmfao
@Hawaiian_Brian
@Hawaiian_Brian Жыл бұрын
That's what happened to me, but I didn't get a hellcat, and now I'm scared of fireworks.
@taylorwaylor8965
@taylorwaylor8965 2 жыл бұрын
I went there for a pen and a t shirt, I signed up and they straight up called me everyday for about a year wanting me to come to the recruitment office.
@danielsanjuan7762
@danielsanjuan7762 Жыл бұрын
My guy just tryna get that keychain
@johnsmith-me2gh
@johnsmith-me2gh 2 жыл бұрын
my brother you gotta play them i was talking mad cap at em lied about my name put some random ass number and yoinked so many of their shirts bruh i got 4 army shirts 2 navy shirts and one air force shirt for doing push ups infront of em lmao
@alexb2873
@alexb2873 2 жыл бұрын
That’s not playing them that’s more like giving them attention and playing yourself. Military spending is in the trillions and you think you’re playing them by running off w some Walmart t shirt that’s got army branding on it that’ll most likely not look the same after the first wash? Cmon my boy haha 🤣
@johnsmith-me2gh
@johnsmith-me2gh 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexb2873 once i get all they shirts they gonna run outta money bet 😈
@dapushaman5819
@dapushaman5819 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnsmith-me2gh 😂😂😂
@MMfish_
@MMfish_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnsmith-me2gh You’re a menace 😈
@starstudiosRPG
@starstudiosRPG 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnsmith-me2gh bro if you bankrupt the millitary how we gonna get the oil 😭😭😭
@southeast7951
@southeast7951 2 жыл бұрын
I can help u get dat 2021 Dodge Charger 🔌 Hellcat red key 🔑 😁😂
@bertog8080
@bertog8080 2 жыл бұрын
When they brought out that pull up bar at lunch
@Steve186
@Steve186 2 жыл бұрын
That’s true especially if you are in Jrotc
@Tuskbumper
@Tuskbumper 2 жыл бұрын
You get that extra military credit :)
@albertkennedyfuentes1716
@albertkennedyfuentes1716 2 жыл бұрын
PASS THE ASVAB FIRST 😂😂😂
@lildurk3004
@lildurk3004 Жыл бұрын
Idk who to believe, we got parents telling us that the military is intense and we got recruiters telling us the benefits
@shuaibb8992
@shuaibb8992 Жыл бұрын
Ultimately go with your self your parents don’t control your life after ur 18 and so do the recruiters. If you genuinely believe the military is a great idea then go ahead and if you don’t then don’t.
@1533TodaVida
@1533TodaVida Жыл бұрын
Bro the military can’t lie to you, that’s unconstitutional it can get them in a lot of trouble if it’s proven that the military lied about the benefits, the thing is parents don’t want you to go to the military they always think your gonna die, everything the military says about benefits is true, it can’t be false.
@1533TodaVida
@1533TodaVida Жыл бұрын
i just filled out a contract in my school for the US Navy, i guess ima just get my MOS as Greenside combat corpsman, so ima serve with the marines in the same time because Marine corps don’t have their own medics so they rely on the Navy to have combat medics for them, that’s exactly what im doing, I mean it’s my only option I just think it’s cool.
@skylerp3664
@skylerp3664 Жыл бұрын
They can’t even get people that wanna sign up in within a month anymore
@thatblue7502
@thatblue7502 2 жыл бұрын
right out of high school i kept getting calls to meet with someone to join the services so i finally got mad enough that i agreed to meet the dude at some place downtown and just didnt show up and BAM they stopped bothering me
@APsGTG
@APsGTG 2 жыл бұрын
I might have to do that because it’s been years out of high school for me and these mfs still call me
@user-ew1pe1io6o
@user-ew1pe1io6o 2 жыл бұрын
They didn’t stop bothering after I did what u did. They started calling my mom
@edwinrocks4530
@edwinrocks4530 2 жыл бұрын
Happened to me in highschool it’s like being harassed during my lunch so I went home and kept skipping 5th period until the event was over
@liouchiha827
@liouchiha827 Жыл бұрын
They got me man fuck!
@4kangel603
@4kangel603 Жыл бұрын
Same bro. I’m now in the process of becoming a marine after graduation 💀🫡
@user-gt5me3nf6b
@user-gt5me3nf6b 11 ай бұрын
@@4kangel603how is it?
@4kangel603
@4kangel603 11 ай бұрын
@@user-gt5me3nf6b I got out before I fell into the trap, realized I didn’t wanna become govt property right as I become an adult & get paid less than what people make here- that’s just me tho if you have something you’re passionate about do it‼️
@funkycoldmedina32
@funkycoldmedina32 11 ай бұрын
I have adhd that’s okay son I’m the army we will discipline it right out 😂😂😂😂😂 U sure about that !!!
@mq-r3apz291
@mq-r3apz291 2 ай бұрын
Bro thinks he can shoot a rifle just cuz he tossed that ball into a basket😂
@bruvmoment1046
@bruvmoment1046 2 жыл бұрын
Bro the new hellcats gonna be electric not worth
@kozmoz8179
@kozmoz8179 Жыл бұрын
Anything for that hellcat🥵
@the_bamboozler9613
@the_bamboozler9613 Жыл бұрын
"I can't join I'm 100% blind in my left eye, 50% in my right, got parkinson's disease, have glass bones, do crack, smoke, drink, and have paper skin"
@Girth.Brooks11
@Girth.Brooks11 Жыл бұрын
That SSG more stacked than a community library
@mrfixit8776
@mrfixit8776 Жыл бұрын
I used to get so many key chains from the Army recruits back in HS. We used to have push-up competitions and they were impressed with me lol That was back in 06'
@obnoxiouscat6269
@obnoxiouscat6269 2 жыл бұрын
the army:
@Jags_Fan_Forever
@Jags_Fan_Forever 2 жыл бұрын
Bro please make more dealership videos
@laangelsfan
@laangelsfan Жыл бұрын
Joining the military sucks, because it is not worth anyways.. 💀😂
@adeezy2093
@adeezy2093 Жыл бұрын
don’t join the military it’s not worth it 💀 Just got out the army and trust me you will be find taking out that loan for college just make sure you invest in the right degree not art, liberal arts etc. you will be fine.
@inhocsignovinces1081
@inhocsignovinces1081 Жыл бұрын
U.S. Navy 1978-1998.
@AlejandroP1980s
@AlejandroP1980s 9 ай бұрын
​@@inhocsignovinces1081navy seals nice or marine Raiders
@Dwabtit
@Dwabtit 2 жыл бұрын
Pinks and greens way better than dress blues. Wasn’t spending 2k for the new suit tho😂
@gorbdonfreeming
@gorbdonfreeming Жыл бұрын
Army really not *that* bad. In a better financial position than I was 3 years ago
@Yourdeadgrandma
@Yourdeadgrandma Жыл бұрын
Me and my friend after I sneak up on her and jumpscare her and no one saw me and her after doing 20 push up
@migzy4704
@migzy4704 Жыл бұрын
Bro I have this test called istep which was straight up trash. Thing is not a lot of us passed it and we needed to do asvab. It's like this military test that will help us graduate. I passed it and now I've got recruiters friending me on Facebook.💀 Also it's crappy because soon after I graduated the system realized istep was too hard so they removed it. I've been struggling with that dang test for 10 years bro. Now they remove it?! That thing was harder than the S.A.T.
@Generichjm
@Generichjm 2 жыл бұрын
Just be the opposite of where females are stationd and u gud
@malakhigordon7400
@malakhigordon7400 Жыл бұрын
im joining for a wide body scat
@Jaymoney067
@Jaymoney067 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😭
@hg1651
@hg1651 2 жыл бұрын
How about a contract lol
@whytho2714
@whytho2714 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@shaimran8933
@shaimran8933 2 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOO
@renzobyd
@renzobyd 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@chevy_no_lift
@chevy_no_lift 2 жыл бұрын
Still not at 100k
@Tyler.254
@Tyler.254 2 жыл бұрын
When ur not gay but notice the guy uploading the video's is gay
@ilynoobz_
@ilynoobz_ 2 жыл бұрын
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