Edit: Here's the next 'kidnappers' video: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gLqAfcSf0NXHdZ8.html It won't be the next video but more of these 2 to come. Oh and if you didn't see the previous video with these characters, here you go! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oa6Ao5BokrLFooU.html

"We have your wife" "We're divorced" "We have your son" *sobs "He's not my son"

2 weeks later: "here, take her and take your money back. She's freaking toxic, really brought down our self esteem no wonder you broke up."

that kidnapper makes better points about emotions and break ups than my fucking therapist

Okay but the fact the second kidnapper had a normal voice means 1) first kidnapper dude wasn't using a voice changer or 2) second kidnapper dude sounds like Mickey Mouse

“What’s your credit score?” 😂

Damn, imagine what Britney must have done to be treated like this.

This is impossible, engineers can't be this funny

When the kidnapper's accomplice sounds exactly the same as you !

shark tank twist was perfect !

Zach’s credit score just reached 760 and he thought this was a great way to show it off lol

Kidnapper: Listen careful, I have your girlfriend and I wanna- Me: Wait I have a girlfriend? Kidnapper: You don't? Me: I mean, I guess I can have now, depending on the price. Is she cool?

Kidnapper: we have your Girlfriend Me: I don't have one.

"I can give you the 50k you ask for, if you agree to just... keep her" "What?" I'm dying, XD

I like how he was just sitting in his couch staring off into the distance when he got the call

I want a game theory video about what was the best option, 50 gram instant or 75 gram in 12 payments along the year

I love the fact that he actually kept the name "Pink Panther"

studying physics and watching Zach = day complete

the shark tank negotiation got me crying 😆

You should make an actual movie with jokes like this!

Ah yes, character development

Reminds me of that joke where a kid gets kidnapped and the dad says "just wait a bit" until the kidnappers are so annoyed they pay to give the kid back.

I'm so glad these two are growing their relationship

Ah, the long awaited sequel

I would not have been surprised if this had been the setup to a math video about calculating interest and monthly payments.

I think if Zach didn’t like Britney, he would have just said, “with a heavy heart I must tell you that as a patriotic American, I will follow the policy of America that we don’t negotiate with terrorists [gunshot on other side of phone, hangup].”

“What’s your credit score?” “760” “DAMN THATS IMPRESSIVE”

"You are providing a service and you should be compensated" LMAO 🤣

The paying the kidnappers to keep her was a brilliant direction.

They are doing this rich man a huge favor!

Plot twist: She let herself be kidnapped, they splitting it 3 ways

Starting to think she broke up with this guy for a good reason. 😮

Dat shark tank intro music 😂

I love how this just randomly turned into a shark tank episode

You're much better than that hostage negotiator in American Dad.

When you realise you were watching a Shark Tank parody all along :P

Kidnapper: "We have you girlfriend Katy." Other guy: "Katy is a creepy stalker that's ruining my life." Kidnapper: "What!?"

Ah man, i wanted a post-negotiation interview from the kidnappers. I want to hear their plans for upscaling the company.

I'm loving this new cinematic universe.

kidnappers when caught : I was a businesman.. doing business..

This is a comedic masterpiece

You should make 15 min long mini movie. Thats the point where it's funny enough and I can tolerate it.

Just found this video, I love this channel already

I love how he was just waiting patiently on the phone while the kidnappers were arguing

dude this is way better than most netflix series, keep it up! Can’t wait for the next one. You’re amazing

Someone’s impressed with their credit score of 760.

That shark tank music got me 😂😂😂

Ok, the Shark Tank bit was genius

Hahaha he's totally going to rob her house as he still has the key lol!

The kidnappers having a whole conversation on the phone on the side with him listening in and negociating at that 😂😂😂

3:05 "What's your credit score?" "Damm that's impressive" Lmao

Create a video just to flex with your credit score. Damn, that's impressive.

I think he just made this video to flex his credit score lol

This is great, I am digging the branching out from just educational humor. That credit score is impressive! lol

2:22 "I can give you the 50K you asked for if you keep her" "WhAt?"

I died laughing when the shark tank music started 😂😂👍🏼

2:27 that pause before the what just killed me.

I just love the "Damn that's impressive" 🤣

"Sir, you're under arrest for the kidnapping of your ex-girlfriend." "I didn't kidnap her." "But we have evidence you paid two men to kidnap her." "Nah man, they did that on their own. I paid them to just keep doing what they were doing." "What?" "What?"

My man went from kidnapping to shark tank

This literally turned into shark tank 🤣

Brilliant , 10/10 😁

😂😂😂 this guy deserves more credit

Dude really made the kidnappers argue with each other

I imagine the ex just sitting there listening to this entire conversation

that shark tank reference was unexpected 😂

Holy engineering table that had me laughing like the Joker. My roommate is probably worried right now. Loved it!

I love how this transitioned into a episode of shark tank

Early 2000s comedy still exists, this is great.

Dude really turned Kidnapping into SharkTank 🤣💀👏🏾

This went deep so fast

I think this might actually be the funniest video you've ever made, in my opinion. This video had me dying.

I'm still waiting for covid was never the virus part 3🥲🥲 This one still amazing though😀

When the plan you've been practicing over for more than a week back fires in the most backwards way possible

Plot twist: They were always on the Shark Tank

Shark tank kidnapping special

How tf does this channel not have at least 1 mil subs??? Ur content is so funny and good! U earned a sub, I have been binge watching your shit now lmao Remember when you hit 1 mil that u deserve man!

"The Ransom of Red Chief" is a pretty good short story by O. Henry. The plot; The burglars from "Home Alone" kidnap Kevin McCallister and hold him for ransom. Kevin is an absolute little shit for his parents and the kidnappers. The kidnappers try to ransom Kevin but, his parents refuse to pay and instead, they force the kidnappers to pay them to take Kevin back. This is the same scenario.

That Shark Tank theme got me XD

That poor kidnapper is so stressed🤣

Broooooo. I could not handle as soon as you started the upbeat “so far” voice. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I hadn't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you. 😆

1:33 that one time mom agreed with me on me not doing the dishes.

“Pink Panther” Yesss other video reference

Lol the shark tank theme at the end

THE SHARK TANK BIT GOT ME GOOD LMAO

Imagine this dude, Matt Colbo, and LongBeachGriffy collaborating. I don't think the world is ready.

Man, i just went through a heartwrenching breakup, this one got me chuckling. Thanks a lot.

The music to voice over.. I'm dead.

They weren't prepared for that

Later that day - Kidnapper 1: "NNNOOOO! NOT WORTH! NOT WORTH IT!"

cannabilistic food reviewer : idea

kindnapping to shark tank

Dude the kidnappers are awesome love these videos!!! Definitely subcribed!!!!

bruh is this like the gold mine of old youtube skit content?

was eagerly waiting for this

Lol, I literally love shark tank. This made me 😂

The twists in this series are hilarious!

I legitimately thought the caller would give some sort of information to transfer the money into their bank account, and the one who received the call would turn them in with what they were given and with audio proceedings.

You're a literal genius. I'm glad I found your videos