When They Do Nothing & Suck

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Claus Kellerman

Claus Kellerman

3 ай бұрын

When they all suck you look really good.
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@VincentNajger1
@VincentNajger1 3 ай бұрын
🎵🎶Ay Mr. Caliban? Tally me my damage. Dis game sux n i wan uninstall 🎵🎶
@Willster419
@Willster419 2 ай бұрын
Why wait to uninstall?
@VincentNajger1
@VincentNajger1 3 ай бұрын
I'm playing the vid at 1.25x speed and suddenly you're not sick anymore lol. Oh, wouldn't a speed dial for everyday life be great ha?
@ClausKellerman
@ClausKellerman 3 ай бұрын
good idea
@davidlabedz2046
@davidlabedz2046 3 ай бұрын
Even on a down day, Claus is fun to watch!
@FMG9009
@FMG9009 3 ай бұрын
Enemy’s not doing anything sounds like the teams I caught during the last week. Loss after loss, felt like I was playing alone. Not to mention low roll rng and low tier on almost every game. Guess I should have bought some loot crates to confirm my devotion.
@scewston420
@scewston420 3 ай бұрын
All the kids were on spring break last week is why luckily they’re back to school now lol
@ClausKellerman
@ClausKellerman 3 ай бұрын
Another new week begins!
@seamusbyrne7820
@seamusbyrne7820 3 ай бұрын
Glad you're copying me with the cup of tea. Simmered first in a teapot on the hob, to maximise the flavour, I trust?
@louis-philippedugal1796
@louis-philippedugal1796 3 ай бұрын
HEAT is absorbed by fence and obstacle. HE don't get absorb, but lose some penetration value. This is the new mechanic since last year.
@demetriusgallitzin8859
@demetriusgallitzin8859 3 ай бұрын
Squad 44 has an armored mode or an armored squad in every game. Claus needs to be a crew member. :)
@rayr4320
@rayr4320 3 ай бұрын
The second video demonstrates the huge team advantage of having a TD that inserts itself into the battle. Its like having an extra tank performing "winners" damage. In contrast rear tanks offer no flank integrity and are content to perform "losers" damage. Losers damage will not alter the course of battle.
@yawningkitty457
@yawningkitty457 3 ай бұрын
It's the ones who say 'There is no cheating' that are usually the people doing it.
@peterk_hh
@peterk_hh 3 ай бұрын
Take care and get healthy soon ❤
@ramjetsr7158
@ramjetsr7158 3 ай бұрын
Get well soon! Best Wot CC ever.
@TheCrankyprof
@TheCrankyprof 3 ай бұрын
Hope your feeling better soon ...thanks for the awesome content :)
@talusxelen8069
@talusxelen8069 3 ай бұрын
Bro had ground through the Brit tech tree years ago, so he had the Super Conqueror unlocked and kept the previous TIER 10 heavy for free. Agree 100% that the FV215b is not worth the bonds or gold to play.
@AndreZA979
@AndreZA979 3 ай бұрын
Feel better Claus!
@akeandersson6618
@akeandersson6618 2 ай бұрын
Thanks fore the advice.
@71viking
@71viking 3 ай бұрын
Always enjoy the show, Claus. Get feeling better, buddy.
@RogerSegerJr
@RogerSegerJr 2 ай бұрын
The reason you don't get enemy teams like the first one is because THAT IS YOU! Now hold still XP pinata!
@markwoodhouse7043
@markwoodhouse7043 3 ай бұрын
Hope you feel better! Get some rest.
@robertflint4115
@robertflint4115 3 ай бұрын
Finally #1 ...Rock on Tankers.🤘😎
@Smallbore40X
@Smallbore40X 3 ай бұрын
Try a hot chocolate with honey and a shot of spiced rum. Sometimes the first one doesn't work, usually the second or third get the job done.
@richardroach7127
@richardroach7127 3 ай бұрын
Try a Maritimer hot toddy. Shot and a half of Captsin Motgan, slice of lemon, cinnamon stick, tablespoon of maple syrup, and a cup of boiling water before bed.Make sure you consume in the bed.
@ClausKellerman
@ClausKellerman 3 ай бұрын
sounds good!
@UcantFixStupid
@UcantFixStupid 3 ай бұрын
It works
@alanfindlay3233
@alanfindlay3233 2 ай бұрын
Good commentary. Up vote.
@wojcikbenc
@wojcikbenc 3 ай бұрын
You can always take a day off claus, youve earned it!
@nojoojuu
@nojoojuu 3 ай бұрын
Tea with honey and vodka! For flu and gaming for adults. Get well soon CK!
@danam0228
@danam0228 3 ай бұрын
Feature Steel Hunter gameplay which is how all of WOT should be since every person is for themselves (pretty much like in randoms), there is only one tier and RNG is nonexistent - is actually skill based.
@bellimissar
@bellimissar 3 ай бұрын
for to say i hope you get well Claus!
@perryclark100
@perryclark100 3 ай бұрын
Hope you’re feeling better soon mate
@russwoodward8251
@russwoodward8251 3 ай бұрын
Get well Claus.
@clintonturner5545
@clintonturner5545 3 ай бұрын
Your coming down with the HOV-Lane. We have it here in Dallas.
@JoeSteffy1932
@JoeSteffy1932 3 ай бұрын
Eat a couple cloves of raw garlic. It's got anti-microbial and anti-viral properties in it's raw form. When it's heated those compounds change and lose their effectiveness. I've been using garlic medicinally for a couple years now, if it's too hot eat it with a piece of cheese, it tames it down quite a bit.
@richardtrude7562
@richardtrude7562 3 ай бұрын
Take care Claus.
@ivang97997
@ivang97997 3 ай бұрын
At least 80% of my games are the first replay enemy team. My teammates do nothing and I can't carry the stupid. GG!
@matthewandrews9052
@matthewandrews9052 3 ай бұрын
Feel better. I got a cold last Tuesday and it’s still lingering.
@neilstoddart00001
@neilstoddart00001 3 ай бұрын
i can recommend a hot toddie, lemon, hot water a little sugar and whiskey. you are only allowed to drink this when your poorly, normally you get you mouth sewn up for such atrocities but special dispensation when fluey! take care
@spoonskill7080
@spoonskill7080 3 ай бұрын
Thank you for showing people the T30 should be played like a heavy instead of sitting back on the redline, sniping. Spring colds suck. Hope you feel better soon, buddy. See you on the next one!
@darrellsymonds3299
@darrellsymonds3299 3 ай бұрын
man cold hahahhahaha Take better care of yourself young man lol
@ClausKellerman
@ClausKellerman 3 ай бұрын
i'm glad you didn't say old man
@Alan-mb8zy
@Alan-mb8zy 3 ай бұрын
Get well soon buddy
@KOS762
@KOS762 3 ай бұрын
I had a head cold just recently. I used an Adult Tussin cough and chest, and Family care Nasal relief. Helped a ton. I also ate a lot of fruit, like Dark Grapes, and blue berries. Also, don't forget to take your Flintstones Vitamins. ;) Hope this helps, get well soon Claus.
@KOS762
@KOS762 3 ай бұрын
The Dino one, tastes the best. lol ;)
@goaway7346
@goaway7346 3 ай бұрын
Learn to cheat - get good.
@militarymodellerpaul5932
@militarymodellerpaul5932 2 ай бұрын
Get better young man 😊
@R005t3r
@R005t3r 3 ай бұрын
Wow I started that bug a week ago. It was mostly just annoying. Hitting everyone differently. Didn't take it long to get to BC. Apparently it's a Strep variant. Two tablespoons of cider vinegar with 'Mother', teaspoon lemon juice, splash of Angostura, a shot of whiskey or cognac, enough unpasteurized honey to make it palatable and mix with one cup of hot water. Good luck.
@vincentwiddershoven2122
@vincentwiddershoven2122 3 ай бұрын
Thanks Claus for this awsome video... now walk Marty and go to bed! 😂
@jack-xf6il
@jack-xf6il 3 ай бұрын
The first one was 'assault' mode, not 'encounter'. It's even more biased to the defending team if you have 6 TDs per side. They should consider having more TDs defending and more HTs attacking in that mode. Get well soon Claus!
@KevinTullock
@KevinTullock 2 ай бұрын
One thing it’s not… It’s not fuckin “COVID”.
@darylsapergia3663
@darylsapergia3663 2 ай бұрын
Had that cold a month ago. In 4 days, went down into my chest, after 7 days, felt just fine, but had a bad cough for 2 more weeks. Same with wife, except her cough went on for 3 weeks.
@singncarpenter6270
@singncarpenter6270 3 ай бұрын
Have you considered that your congestion could be the pollen in the air Claus? That's a realization I have made as the years have beset upon me. For me, it's live oaks and cedar trees. I hope you feel better.
@ClausKellerman
@ClausKellerman 3 ай бұрын
Thanks but where I am there is no pollen yet. Just snow!
@allensanders5535
@allensanders5535 3 ай бұрын
QB would be proud of you drinking tea and lounging around he always new you could be just like him, now if he can just get you to pickup your game play a bit you could be his twin🤣🤣
@victorduffy4459
@victorduffy4459 3 ай бұрын
I get teams like that all the time, and I'm on 'em.
@turtle2720
@turtle2720 3 ай бұрын
Get well soon, Claus
@brien656
@brien656 3 ай бұрын
You should put some rum in that Tea,.. but not too much! lol Otherwise it won't clear your head.
@2tone209
@2tone209 3 ай бұрын
AY UP CLAUS
@altropt
@altropt 3 ай бұрын
Hi Claus! I'm watching this vídeo at night(south of Brasil), and hope you are better! If not, lemon, honey, ginger and some schnaps and you'll be better soon...
@NeilRoy
@NeilRoy 3 ай бұрын
Take some Vitamin C, D and Zinc to help clear that cold up quickly.
@treadheadpete4770
@treadheadpete4770 3 ай бұрын
Tea, really? Ok, why not.
@rogerm169
@rogerm169 2 ай бұрын
Defending teams wins 9/10. On this more you always get the assault side 9/10. I kept track of it for s while. Its insane how of that supposed wargaming 50/50 is.
@trfatman
@trfatman 3 ай бұрын
If you're still feeling down tomorrow, I recommend you highlight some BIG guns like the Death Star. You giggle like a schoolgirl when they pen for 1800-2000 damage. It'll perk you right up in no time! Get well soon, my friend.
@user-ml5sf4qh8g
@user-ml5sf4qh8g 2 ай бұрын
Get some echinicea capsules along with Cold FX extra strength from the drug store. Drop 6 capsule of Cold FX and 3 of ech daily, combineed with 2 x 500mg (daily) of vit C and you'll suppress the symptons and feel (almost) normal.
@thomassmart4088
@thomassmart4088 3 ай бұрын
when you are a spotter
@darrellsymonds3299
@darrellsymonds3299 3 ай бұрын
Take a hot Bathe in Espom Salt and Lavender
@jackcrawford6078
@jackcrawford6078 3 ай бұрын
game 1- the enemies are (mostly) Voyeurs. *also, my bet was that the light tank was in the riverbed flipped on his side.
@ericphillips4952
@ericphillips4952 3 ай бұрын
Rest, liquids, some citrus juice for the ascorbic acid.
@realkekec4028
@realkekec4028 3 ай бұрын
Quick mark for waddy lol
@johnmacinpreston
@johnmacinpreston 2 ай бұрын
Can't beat a decent cuppa, what-what?
@delboy1727
@delboy1727 3 ай бұрын
I remember when the T30 was a tier X heavy.
@craigstewartStif69Myster
@craigstewartStif69Myster 3 ай бұрын
been avoiding tanks for a while... what is the number next to the tank icon on the player list?
@jbortego
@jbortego 3 ай бұрын
Canadians secret cold remedy is maple syrup, chug away my friend!
@stevewebster5729
@stevewebster5729 3 ай бұрын
The best cure for a cold is watching lots of Tortoise games... I'd send you some, but after grinding it I've discovered I'm really crap in the Tortoise... : (
@Chuckles..
@Chuckles.. 3 ай бұрын
I haven't played for several days. Getting an enormous amount of teams with people hiding on back line not playing and who seem completely unfamiliar with the maps. Really strange.
@kalaharimine
@kalaharimine 3 ай бұрын
Your immune system will degrade If you're not getting enough sunlight as your vitamin D levels will drop. You need to suplement, stay healthy Bud.
@njc964
@njc964 3 ай бұрын
I don’t ever get enemies like this but in the last month - my worst in 10 years playing - very many of my friendlies are like this. Just team after team of unbelievable morons
@timriley302
@timriley302 3 ай бұрын
I just was diagnosed with influenza type A 4 days ago.
@jeffthebaptist3602
@jeffthebaptist3602 3 ай бұрын
Is cold season in Canada just any month with the letter R in it?
@ClausKellerman
@ClausKellerman 3 ай бұрын
it's feb and march. july and aug are mosquito season....
@hansdegroot652
@hansdegroot652 2 ай бұрын
Try irishcoffee 😊
@calnjoroge1985
@calnjoroge1985 3 ай бұрын
Which begs. How about a new "Stand Off" mode. 3 teams, one map
@danbourgeois7292
@danbourgeois7292 2 ай бұрын
i tried that '45° angle icy slope traverse' on console...... does not work. fer sures on dat, eh!?!
@raimor1811
@raimor1811 3 ай бұрын
Claus, what software you use to capture wot replays? Want to make my own funny videos for friends 😂 bandicam has big marker on screen...
@pauljude1996
@pauljude1996 Ай бұрын
I definitely dont get enemy teams like this
@rvail136
@rvail136 3 ай бұрын
Klaus, you dont get enemies like this because G-d doesnt like you... T30 uS tank is a heavy tank WG decided was a TD...it was jy 1st T10 back in the day...
@llwellyncuhfwarthen
@llwellyncuhfwarthen 3 ай бұрын
I would love to know which servers these replays are on, whether they are NA/EU/Rus/Asia.
@darrellsymonds3299
@darrellsymonds3299 3 ай бұрын
Did claus say Logical lol
@spider3701
@spider3701 3 ай бұрын
Thank you for video even though you feel like grud, claus. Chicken soup and honey for the sore throat. Get some rest buddy....
@ClausKellerman
@ClausKellerman 3 ай бұрын
but i hate chicken soup.
@spider3701
@spider3701 3 ай бұрын
That what the noodles are for
@johncodmore
@johncodmore 3 ай бұрын
Enjoy your cuppa and off to bed with you Claus.
@Abboman111
@Abboman111 3 ай бұрын
In fairness that map is unfair for the attacking team, yes most of them were terrible but there needs to be more cover south side to be able to push.
@dirkdiggler4471
@dirkdiggler4471 3 ай бұрын
agree claus mod pack that makes your reticle 70% smaller is def cheating . But wargaming allows it so all the youtubers use that as an excuse
@jeffms5068
@jeffms5068 3 ай бұрын
Hey Claus - "Me say, come Mr. Tallyman tally me bananas". Oops, sorry; the bananas belong over on Skill's channel. But I'm sure he'll be glad to share with you. Now there are two thoughts I don't usually put together - the word "wiggle" and a 30 or so or-so-ton tank. So - still a good video but stay warm and cozy (remember "Hygge") and have more tea, but "fortified" with a little "something" - maybe cognac if you're supporting your French fans or Crown Royal if you're being patriotic. And be sure to keep your gun upstanding.
@anjkovo2138
@anjkovo2138 3 ай бұрын
👍👍
@canadiansfor2A
@canadiansfor2A 3 ай бұрын
Vitamin C for your cold
@LowryYT
@LowryYT 3 ай бұрын
why are you not doing the cheater exposed videos, i thought they did good
@frederickvondinkerberg7721
@frederickvondinkerberg7721 2 ай бұрын
Tea is disgusting... and I am a Brit
@Fr33Zone
@Fr33Zone 3 ай бұрын
👍👍❤❤
@dlareggerald
@dlareggerald 2 ай бұрын
whats next cheat video
@shark5919
@shark5919 3 ай бұрын
I average that much damage and kills in all of my games, no matter what tier I am playing! You don't believe me? Prove it then!
@MM-gq1le
@MM-gq1le 3 ай бұрын
Hey Claus! If you get back on the shaming of cheating platoons, I was on a game last night with 4 DNUT clan members. 2 on their team and 2 on mine. The 2 on my team had 1 AFK player while the red team obliterated us. Can't believe people think this game is so important they need to cheat. losers!
@stephenbennett9427
@stephenbennett9427 3 ай бұрын
Happy algorithm comment
@AS-zt3xl
@AS-zt3xl 3 ай бұрын
Take a tylenol before you sleep. You'll recover faster
@RafaType
@RafaType 3 ай бұрын
Just another rigged round...it's quite obvious.
@scottfarrar8661
@scottfarrar8661 3 ай бұрын
Other than drinking fluids and get rest - Learn to aim and git gud!
@anynamethatsleft2153
@anynamethatsleft2153 3 ай бұрын
☕🍋😁👍🇬🇧
@bmw3401
@bmw3401 2 ай бұрын
Ordinary promotion from WOT tips !! (Haha 3-6-8000 Damage) you don't get 1/4th of what you see here in real game!!! These bastards have a modified mod for promotions to see they are still in the top ranks, what he shoots is a hit!! if a tank hits him.. then a rebound... I guarantee that you won't have it that way!! and it will be the opposite on mil. % and besides... don't buy premium or premium tanks!!! it's useless anyway, the server determines the damage,,..determines victory and defeat .. If you upload min Damage to the opponent, the server will automatically flip and give Victory/ if High damage to the opponent - it is automatically Defeat.. You have a tank of 8 levels and you are approximately at the bottom of the team or on the bottom team composition, stacked from level 10 = It's automatically a win because you have no chance to shoot down Level 10 that is: min. damage = victory.!!! If you are on the highest rungs in the lineup, e.g. team level 8 to level 6 , Automatically = high damage to the opponent and you automatically = Defeat!! Server. BLOCKS....visibility, enemy detections, opponent damage, you can just do whatever you want :D !! it's wasted money!! You actually have more losses than wins in the game!! Ask yourself another question.. how many times have you recorded what you see here? (it's easy to play if you're an admin with a good game mode!), and this thieving company gives replays like this every day ... they're just lying to you and fooling you it's a great game, waiting for you to adjust the game mode to the minimum so that you can put real money into it!! Also note that they offer only premium or 10 level tanks, where you have huge losses in the game even during premium, especially if you use gold-i (premium cartridges)!!! , for 1 battle minus up to 8-20,000 cash... if not more... wt.
@donwarren52
@donwarren52 2 ай бұрын
You need some ivermectin
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