NL: This squad is cracked and you're all going to be ashamed of your words Also NL: Freezes 2nd snail

This man demonstrates incredible skill with random foods. He sees through the Matrix. He can influence them because he is one of them. That‘s why the EGG will always bethe best SAP player out there

I don't watch NL expecting to constantly judge the quality of banter. I'm just happy to hear a normal/entertaining conversation in general in the background while I'm busy doing something else typically like working or sleeping.

Wow! My dryer cycle also ended exactly at 20:03, gameplay so immersive I was spooked and amazed.

When he called the 3 40% rolls on the food, it hit a little different

17:17 I'm actually seething at how lucky this man is.

It’s so weird that I used to watch this guy play crusader kings 2 and now i come back to him with close to a million subscribers

16:56 pure skills in action

if predictions had more than 2 options, the 10 win would be like the green on the roulette table

16:56 I fucking lost it with the third one lmao

“You don’t frighten me” End of Video thumbnail pops up

38:50 Hilarious timing on endcards

I'm only 2/3rds through but this is the best consistent banter I've heard from him

12:58 I think you meant “mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time”

rofl at the 3 rng foods hitting the seal

nl death grips are great. they're pretty odd at first but a lot of it is poetry. the drummer from hella, Zach Hill is in death grips too btw

The timing at 29:45 is pretty hilarious, looks like he chucks down a fireball

“ I’ve seen footage, I stay noted “

On this episode of lone man rants at his computer screen while he participates in simulated animal abuse: he skillfully demonstrates buying things at random.

I saw myself in the story about his housemate, and now I feel bad. Especially the microeave part hit home.

that team of only snipers was really funny

16:50 That’s a 9.1% chance of happening 3 times in a row. He’s the best to ever do it, folks.

Quick tip for people playing caterpillar if you get a second one don’t combine but place it in a different slot and then next turn you get an extra xp when you combine, losing a slot isn’t always worth it but it can really pay off

I liked the part where chat went BRRRRRRR during the drier cycle. That was actually quite unexpected but funny and relaxing.

I see Egg, I turn brightness to lowest so i dont get blinded by the reflection.

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Northernlion: death grips tolerator

Can’t believe nobody got him with the “is your refrigerator runny? Well you better go catch it”

the reason the microwave cut out your wifi is because the waves being emitted from the microwave and your router would overlap and interfere with each other.

I needed this, thanks NL

Death Grips enjoyers catching strays….

This guys is like that bald guy with glasses who always play Super Auto Pets forgot his name

Back when we used to have phone books we would prank call our middle school teachers asking “is your refrigerator running? THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!” Lol

"I think that's the dryer... Or I'm about to die" I'm ded

Those frozen snails made me ill

The chance of the seal getting one of the two foods, was 1-4/5*3/4, where 4/5 is failure to get foodA and 3/4 is failure to get foodB. 2/5, 40%. That it happened three times is 40% of 40% of 40%, grand total 6.4% chance. That’s around 1/16 or 1/15. Incredible that he managed to call it.

Hey that microwave WiFi thing happens in my house too, I do often wonder if it's melting my swimmers or whatever but what are ya gonna do

Hey NL, just FYI wifi, microwaves, Bluetooth, and some other wireless tech all use 2.4 ghz frequency. Microwaves also operate on MUCH higher wattages (typically over 1000) compared to wifi (≈ 6w) so the microwave will overpower the wifi every time.

If you think about it, a caterpillar is a +1/+1 a turn scaler on its own until it levels and gets a permabuff

Octopus and black cat are the best imo.

NL is mastering the art of the seal

28:50 I've been waiting to get that name for forever

"I think thats the dryer. Or I am about to die"

the death grips enjoyer has logged on

Your wifi didn't "stop working" exactly because of the microwave, it's just that the microwave and wifi operate on the same frequency of the RF spectrum, so your microwave was basically jamming the wifi (I could be totally full of shit idk, going off memory and RF is black magic)

This whole video is a +2

Lmao got a suit from indochino in January and he’s not lying 😂

I still don't know what the new loss sound is.

Unironically had a wave of anxiety wash over me when the dyer cycle ended. I have learned that I enjoy mundane background noise very much despite it's objective reduction in content quality 😵‍💫

NL wishing the snapshot of opponent's builds luck is real rooting for bloodstains in elden ring to not die this time, surely they'll make it energy

LMFAO STICKY SWIMMERS THAT NAME IS WILD

2 minutes in and my culture is already being attacked

Many people are saying NL is goat.

Already know run 1 doomed to fail. How do you not take Iconic Pieces? Misty Monk is S tier but Iconic Pieces is goated. Also anyone else get weird with names? Like, if the option includes an animal in the game (fishes, piggies etc) I have to pick it and if that animal appears I have to take it. If a team really got me pogged, I’ll retire its name until it’s out of the hall of fame.

One day I will be decent at this game maybe possibly lol

swan still good on pay to win when you can get old swan after 1 turn with blue birds

pill the swan eggman

Calling me out directly for putting meat on a cold pan with olive oil and then just going hard on the oregeno while it cooks. Why do you have hurt me NL?

The opposite of Sicko Mode is Sucko Mode.

The man says he's going to be more interesting right at the moment where he ignores an Octopus in favour of the usual skunk, roster, butterfly, tigers. smh

The worst part of SAP on ios is now I’m tapping my screen between rounds..

22:36 hedgehog player btw

bruh i could only hear the dryer (?) when i turned the volume WAY up. how loud are people keeping their volume at during twitch streams???

Wtf haven't watched NL in a couple months but hes looking slim now that peleton paying off

Ryab, hot tip: Don't use your business e-mail for mundane purchases. Business e-mail is for business, not signing up for a rewards card. Boom, suddenly you'll notice less junk mail. 29:10 I have literally never heard of someone pre-warming their pan. bruh. Bruh, pan, spray butter, garlic bread, slam that boi in the oven for like, 10 minutes on 450 degrees ferinhite. Yes I spelled ferinheight wrong, no one knows how to spell it. Now celcius, there's an easy word. Nevermind I spelled it wrong. I hate all the temperatures. At least kelvin will never betray me. Yah see, I spelled kelvin right. Too bad it makes no sense if you're not a scientist. I'm mad dude.

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12K TO A MIL YOU CAN DO IT NL

Bluebird, rabbit peacock is an insane combo. Gotta not breeze over it in the future!!

Bruh, how did u get those skills with pizzas and salads??

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hey does anyone else see how nl looks left in every thumbnail?

I'd love to see the chicken work when he levels it up so early unfortunately he kept two shop slots frozen

I missed yesterdays stream because I had to move out of my apartment, luckily he only streamed some unknownand bad game called elden ring.

SAP is good and all but im going through crossword withdrawals

He upload an elden ring vid he probs pops to a mil

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This game is so hard I have no idea how he wins so often lmao

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someone tell me : why did he decide to level up the seal instead of getting buffs for everyone ? He does tbis everytime, and yet he's cracked at math so why ?

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