When you lie on your taxes

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2 жыл бұрын

No cap I be having no idea what I'm doing 😂
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@Cilvanis 2 жыл бұрын

Why y’all think I don’t drive 😂

@dendrag76 2 жыл бұрын

You drive??? Shocking

@3anterbz103 2 жыл бұрын

4:12 why did you say that 🤨

@nour-rub 2 жыл бұрын

وعليكم السلام 😁

@noonenowhere877 2 жыл бұрын

@Cilvanis if it isn't shown in a skit it does not exist.

@neelgusain3528 2 жыл бұрын

@@3anterbz103 may be in his skit he is indirectly giving a reference of a country where people do tax scam or something.

@SCHDH77 2 жыл бұрын

The tax man is the most powerful antagonist ever

@khalilahd. 2 жыл бұрын

A real life villain 😭

@jackd6881 2 жыл бұрын

Unless you a billionaire, or a big corporation\bank.

@animeAJproductions 2 жыл бұрын

Before they were legalized, they were commonly known as Highway Robbers.

@perfectgematriadecodesabc4259 2 жыл бұрын

@@animeAJproductions facts

@jegudielyusha2866 2 жыл бұрын

Nah my dude, it's actually the irs. If the tax man is vader, irs is sidious

@Khyon521 2 жыл бұрын

“I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, But the IRS?? NO THANK YOU” _The Joker_

@animeAJproductions 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone, give this comment your energy!!!

@reanschwarzer1382 2 жыл бұрын

😉

@ultrabusterninja9424 2 жыл бұрын

Is this officiall or……

@sleepdeprived7879 2 жыл бұрын

@@ultrabusterninja9424 yep batman tas, Search it up on youtube

@ultrabusterninja9424 2 жыл бұрын

@@sleepdeprived7879 oh…. Well dang thx man

@TH-li7lj 2 жыл бұрын

The “For Now” statement didn’t miss. The IRS loves coming for their money 3 years later 😂😂😂

@DeadDancers 2 жыл бұрын

Unless you’re a millionaire. 😑

@DaozuAzrael 2 жыл бұрын

@@DeadDancers nah

@Zombieflesheaters123 2 жыл бұрын

@@DaozuAzrael yeah

@BuetifullPersun 2 жыл бұрын

@@DaozuAzrael yeah

@hernanperez5737 2 жыл бұрын

Naw rich people don't get screwed cause they paid for them expensive banks which makes it so there paycheck gets like no tax

@XLauncher 2 жыл бұрын

You know, conceptually, I understand that Cilvanis is a regular ass dude that probably goes out to have fun and buy groceries and what not. But in my heart, I can't really accept that he exists anywhere but his home or wherever it is he films.

@frostyfudge1662 2 жыл бұрын

True. Knowing that these cool KZfaqrs who do skits, have lives, feels weird cuz we mostly only see them in act

@joseolivarra7791 2 жыл бұрын

@420crim3 2 жыл бұрын

He probably goes out for fun and buys groceries. I agree with you

@PeytonOver 2 жыл бұрын

In my mind this is true for most content creators. They're like teachers were in school, they only exist at the school.

@Robo311Star 2 жыл бұрын

Because he made it seem like its own world.

@derigelfisch3776 2 жыл бұрын

LMAO I work in taxes (not for the IRS, the other side) and this is HIGHLY accurate. I hate it when Batman comes in and stares at me at work tho

@_not_aiden_ 2 жыл бұрын

Never knew tax people watched this side of youtube

@derigelfisch3776 2 жыл бұрын

It's simple, you just avoid by all means trying to get your car in as deductible and instead throw in rough estimates for the cost of washing your work clothes. Batman resoects proper hygiene but dislikes cars.

@yousufahmed5966 2 жыл бұрын

aside from the $2k dollar bit (since the $2,999.00 would have been rounded up), i can attest to all of this as well, especially the strokes bit!

@marc68521 2 жыл бұрын

Not working in it yet, but a senior accounting major. Completed my first class focused on Taxes and it was honestly my favorite one.

@vastoking3419 Жыл бұрын

please tell me the necessary info to reduce my taxes

@kidkatanatv 2 жыл бұрын

It's so weird hearing Cilvanis have a car, I've been conditioned that mans NEVER leaves the house lol

@user-jv8tc5oi6o 2 жыл бұрын

Tax payer: I didn't lie tho. Taxer: Yes you did. Tax payer: But, I legit lied on my taxes. It's not the same thing as lying on my taxes.

@khalilahd. 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ritvikmishra8388 2 жыл бұрын

Confusion 100

@SirFenV 2 жыл бұрын

bro get tf off your taxes LMAAOOO

@ButWhyMe... 2 жыл бұрын

Ah, I get it. The slight difference in the wording really makes a difference. 👌

@user-jv8tc5oi6o 2 жыл бұрын

@@SirFenV 😂

@RayMak 2 жыл бұрын

Even the system is not cooperating. That's the best batman ever

@inox6762 2 жыл бұрын

no reply, lemme change that

@treybstuntn1187 2 жыл бұрын

Fax

@toazethegecko 2 жыл бұрын

Yessir

@stare4539 Жыл бұрын

Looool

@RIFLQ Жыл бұрын

You again!

@Aceathon 2 жыл бұрын

"Guess how much you owe in taxes. If you overguess we keep it and if you underguess you go to jail"

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 жыл бұрын

1:41 Ngl that jumpscare got me jumping out of my seat on full volume

@Darko_Boi 2 жыл бұрын

Hello,JSGwaM,i've been expecting you.

@Model_BT-7274 2 жыл бұрын

Wait, when did you turn into Garu?

@pwixell7113 2 жыл бұрын

Your old pic is better

@twitteruser2056 2 жыл бұрын

@@pwixell7113 garou is a chad, wdym

@kamelingil 2 жыл бұрын

Lol but the child part is really funny

@GigaChad-zg1cu 2 жыл бұрын

1:41 batman looked like he was about break every bone in his body if said 1999.99 dollars

@thefoundingtitanerenyeager2345 2 жыл бұрын

Batman was waiting in line

@SaintSarcasm 2 жыл бұрын

"Where is it!? Where is the other 1 cent"

@gunswordfist 2 жыл бұрын

How was that shit still funny the second time!?

@UsamaThakurr 2 жыл бұрын

Bro you unpredictable with these skits man trust me when I say you should teach them Hollywood screen writer's and directors how to do these cause you deserve a whole lot recognition than you have you been nothing but perfection with them skits respect brother 💯

@David61026 2 жыл бұрын

bruh he has a million subs, how much more recognition does he need

@p.art.r1ck533 2 жыл бұрын

@@David61026 a lot moree

@FruitsOfTheHearts 2 жыл бұрын

@@David61026 1 million is really not a lot compared to how many people are on earth. everyone needs to know.

@rickeybernard8156 2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@freezasama5802 2 жыл бұрын

it's soo real at the end where he says for now... they legit wait weeks and then show up at your house and seize property or take payment it's honestly so realistic

@blacknightdragon8407 2 жыл бұрын

Batman coming out had me dying 🤣

@inazumarai7690 2 жыл бұрын

meanwhile, taxes evade rich people

@khalilahd. 2 жыл бұрын

Right!

@DaozuAzrael 2 жыл бұрын

Yes and no

@pixelcount350 2 жыл бұрын

@@DaozuAzrael Yes and Yes

@BuetifullPersun 2 жыл бұрын

@@DaozuAzrael yes and yes and yes

@NN-cc8uo 2 жыл бұрын

society moment

@cyreptus4604 2 жыл бұрын

"HOW MANY STROKES DID IT TAKE TO CONCEIVE YOUR CHILD" "ESTIMATES ARE OK"

@JohnDoe-un7qx 2 жыл бұрын

Tax evader: "Hold on I'll let you know when I finished."

@tai627 2 жыл бұрын

This man never gets old

@gojocomments5935 2 жыл бұрын

we all do

@tai627 2 жыл бұрын

@@gojocomments5935 factual.

@kupa121 2 жыл бұрын

Actually I'm pretty sure he does

@5WIM 2 жыл бұрын

it gets older everyday

@vladraduandrei5227 Жыл бұрын

i mean he s fucking 28(I m 27) so of course he doesn t seem old cause he s nowhere near old..he s a young guy

@mastermo9433 2 жыл бұрын

love how he replied with 'assalamu alaikum' instead of their standard way of 'walaikum asalam'

@kanekiken-md7sz 2 жыл бұрын

Did he become a Muslim?

@omarsamir1461 2 жыл бұрын

@@kanekiken-md7sz I don't think so

@BuetifullPersun 2 жыл бұрын

@@kanekiken-md7sz he is just a man of culture

@SkyFall7788 2 жыл бұрын

@@kanekiken-md7sz Nah it's just for fun, like people keep on using Bonjour! Hola! Ni hao! Ohayo! Etc.

@isisd.1716 2 жыл бұрын

I noticed that, I was like bro it’s walaikum asalam lol. (Never spelt it out before)

@angryretailbanker5103 2 жыл бұрын

This is why I use H&R Block to file my taxes. If I get audited within a set number of years, they'll answer how many strokes it took to conceive my child for me.

@OtakuSeikatsuTamashi Жыл бұрын

Truth be told though, Batman is absolutely the expert when it comes to lying on your taxes. Fraud is in his veins at this point.

@mcr985ful 2 жыл бұрын

As soon as the batman came into the room and the tax guy was like "not yet, not yet" I would've been left 😂😂😂 talking about some "not yet" I ain't gonna stay til it's time for him to mess me up 😂😂

@regret.932 2 жыл бұрын

Dante: Evading taxes is a crime Vergil. Vergil: *IT IS AN OBLIGATION*

@yes.3813 2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@BackBeater 2 жыл бұрын

Yes yes yes!

@JustBreathe436 2 жыл бұрын

Maxor

@khalilahd. 2 жыл бұрын

The fear in his eyes after every question had me in a CHOKEHOLD 😭😭😭 I just know he was sweating bullets lmfao

@dramaticallydreaming3656 2 жыл бұрын

"How many strokes did it take for you to conceive your child?" 💀

@KG-tt3nl 2 жыл бұрын

An estimate is OK ? 🤣

@animoments8969 2 жыл бұрын

this guy is comedy gold

@karvinedavis9836 Жыл бұрын

Let's leave it at 69

@theseproblemsmatter1 Жыл бұрын

This took me tf out lmaoo 🤣

@raikumokun5595 2 жыл бұрын

Your comedy, editing and the emotions you put behind your acting is amazing and please don't overwork yourself too hard and take some rest if your feeling tired sometimes and love your videos and Thnx👍

@gunswordfist 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed! We want you healthy more than anything, Cilvanis.

@gatosemcor7401 Жыл бұрын

Cute

@gokudrip8693 Жыл бұрын

2:33 "She identifies as not existing"🤣😂 I cracked up so hard 😭

@Starstrike21 2 жыл бұрын

damn that strokes question is wild

@luxxmander2656 2 жыл бұрын

We just gonna ignore the fact that this bank has direct access to F*CKING BATMAN!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅

@keyshawngreathouse3782 2 жыл бұрын

Lol, "an estimate is okay" they really be saying that.

@emptyxsuit 2 жыл бұрын

That is the most realistic interpretation of taxes that I’ve ever seen in my entire life. No cap

@sephirothdomain1 10 ай бұрын

bro the computer scene scared the shit out of me, it was as intense as the real life situation is .

@Memerproductions Жыл бұрын

"15 strokes that's pretty good I only lasted 5"

@MadMax-fs3cy 2 жыл бұрын

"asalam alaiykum brother" you're good to go, for now.. 😂😂

@marwwa56 2 жыл бұрын

I did not get why he said asalam alaikum brother?

@MrGamer-wy7lb 2 жыл бұрын

@@marwwa56 muslims say assalamaualaykum to greet people

@MrGamer-wy7lb 2 жыл бұрын

Or to say goodbye

@agentknifestripes1608 2 жыл бұрын

@@marwwa56 I also didn't understand why would he say that tho

@marwwa56 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrGamer-wy7lb Ik but like how this phrase was related to the rest of the video?

@eight8779 2 жыл бұрын

people are worried about having the FBI on their door and i am over here terrified of having the irc knocking

@revival9313 2 жыл бұрын

When doing taxes make sure to wear your shoes on the opposite feet and tell the IRS agent you love them.

@CrossGuy2020 2 жыл бұрын

Cilvanis: "I use my computer to type in URLs" The Batman: "U. R. L."

@CrossGuy2020 2 жыл бұрын

Thumb. Drive.

@riito8913 2 жыл бұрын

"She actually identifies as not existing" all good sir I'll just put that in and see what it thinks

@ravenx3606 2 жыл бұрын

I love how you said "Assalamualaikum" haha , a nice touch I must say

@kole9158 Жыл бұрын

When Batman ran in i fucking died bro

@toycarsushiwriter3573 Жыл бұрын

The Tax Man is Overpowered & has Unlimited Plot Armor.

@nerdlord7994 2 жыл бұрын

The ending makes me very much feel like there will someday be a followup video, and I’m about it

@p.art.r1ck533 2 жыл бұрын

This guy is too good...unpredictable, super hilarious. You never disappoint man🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥

@nanakofi-sama1729 2 жыл бұрын

Batman scared me for real 😨🤣🤣🤣

@TheRealfiqqo 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine paying some taxes

@moonman9480 2 жыл бұрын

tbh i never payed taxes and i am kinda scared why do people pay them??

@WindAxel0 2 жыл бұрын

✍️🕵️

@thestranger1164 Жыл бұрын

@@moonman9480 uh oh, you already messed up

@moonman9480 Жыл бұрын

@@thestranger1164 the problem is no one tells me how to pay taxes or when to pay taxes so now I'm 20 and never paid taxes

@thestranger1164 Жыл бұрын

@@moonman9480 Are you in the US?

@jshelton100 2 жыл бұрын

I can’t imagine going through this every year. 😂

@Lord_Cynrik 2 жыл бұрын

I was expecting “You are good to go…. to jail”

@treytucker7404 2 жыл бұрын

My dude snapped and turned into Donald Duck with a temper tantrum for sec 1:40 😂

@juicy_wewe8114 2 жыл бұрын

the alsalm alaikom in the end killed me😂

@misakamisakasays4403 2 жыл бұрын

Fr💀

@htxflow 2 жыл бұрын

That batman part had me crying😂😂😂😂😂 Should've used that last

@kuricat16 2 жыл бұрын

"S-she uh... identifies a-as um... *nonexistent* "

@khalilahd. 2 жыл бұрын

Not the Arthur fist 😭😭

@AshwinSelvakumar 2 жыл бұрын

This is the most polite batmain ever😂. He didn't jump the man and immediately start beating him. And what's more, he even gave him the batsmile while leaving

@willowingwhispers2612 2 жыл бұрын

Yup. I have the simplest form of taxes (single with one job, no children, don't have any businesses/companies, etc) and they still play 20+ questions when I do my taxes. I know some of them they need to ask but there were others that literally make no sense to ask someone like myself when doing taxes.

@absnobody 5 ай бұрын

"I use that to download emails" hahahaha

@Model_BT-7274 2 жыл бұрын

I was howling when Batman ran in

@SevaHacks 2 жыл бұрын

WYSI

@Wildcard727 2 жыл бұрын

Haha WYSI!!

@divanshuchandra7159 2 жыл бұрын

I am an accountant and i am laughing so hard at the accuracy of this video🤣

@OneCSeven 2 жыл бұрын

i just got a fucking email from the IRS right before this and it was just posted 💀

@sayn2125 2 жыл бұрын

Bro I love your videos 😂😭 They always make me crack a laugh whether it be Anime, games, or random stuff like this. Keep doing what you do, man.

@muhammadnazriprayogi6465 2 жыл бұрын

The "assalammualaikum" is the most unpredictable twist in this video

@BurgerSoup 2 жыл бұрын

Man that skit was hilarious, I love your acting too!!

@ablur5129 2 жыл бұрын

Why he turn into donald duck then batman showed up lmao

@DS_Takuya 2 жыл бұрын

That random " assalamu aleikum " tho Wa aleikum assalam :)

@Pandor25 4 ай бұрын

Batman helping the IRS. What a laugh.

@arulofi 2 жыл бұрын

For now 😂😂😂. Ten years later they gonna be knocking on your door 😂😂😂

@real_lampcap Жыл бұрын

"As-salamu alaykum my brother" 🤣

@Memarzuq 2 жыл бұрын

The Batman jump scare part literally had me sit up and start hurting my ribs from laughter 😂😂😂

@tailedgates9 2 жыл бұрын

1:41 I fucking lost it SO BAD. XD

@Melvilln 2 жыл бұрын

The whole family conception bit was hilarious but I had to pause the video after he subtlety said 15 strokes that’s actually pretty good. I couldn’t stop laughing, I don’t know why lol

@minikame2272 Жыл бұрын

Irony here being that Batman is the biggest tax cheat in the universe. All of his equipment - which gets written off as business expenses - is used for his own personal cosplay project.

@Its_me229 Жыл бұрын

XD dude started glitching and was sounding like donald duck

@Wilchz Жыл бұрын

1:41 man turned into donald duck 💀

@penguinmaster7319 2 жыл бұрын

Man, this was suspenseful. You're amazing!!

@justaperson8396 2 жыл бұрын

1:41 got me so good..

@AWF1000 2 жыл бұрын

The Taxation Office are threatening without even trying. 😂😂

@Glizle 2 жыл бұрын

when he reached in his junk, i was not thinking he was gonna pull out a gun, i can tell you that for sure LOL

@StaceyAyodele 2 жыл бұрын

This was funny as hell. SUBSCRIBED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

@davidyodo24 2 жыл бұрын

Batman coming out of nowhere

@tahbeergaming9778 2 жыл бұрын

Cilvanis puttin some Ramadan references in there with the Assalamualaikum haha Clean pronounciation btw bro :D

@grimcreeperyt9241 2 жыл бұрын

"Asa lama laykum" said it better than most Americans

@tsukino_kouki 2 жыл бұрын

lmfao Batman's "Face of Justice" 😆

@theseproblemsmatter1 Жыл бұрын

Cilvanis your content is on par with most of Hollywood these days. The creativity always impresses me and keeps me coming back

@cristianduonno7061 Жыл бұрын

Best video i've seen this month.

@glennkalalo1950 2 жыл бұрын

Speech level 100 belike🗿🗿

@kirkofilmz6596 2 жыл бұрын

When Batman showed up I woulda shitted myself 😂😂🤣

@Yussalim 2 жыл бұрын

I was on the edge of my seat this entire video

@MDCT682 2 жыл бұрын

Yo that's skit is one of your best bro Keeps it up 🤞🐐

@TheDarkNinja7 2 жыл бұрын

LOL this is so on point. I got flagged on the car and computer questions too.

@Delsanar 2 жыл бұрын

*Receives a letter in the mail* "We are performing an audit on you due to significant concerns with your taxes. An agent will be arriving on the 4th of January."