Being a Navy vet, you'll always have plenty of funny stories ....and tragic ones too. 🎭

I was there! Thats a true story He had her in a full Hucklebuck Skib Lightfoot Owen Nightshift NAB 1995

Didn't know Gary was a Navy vet. Respect.

I could listen to his sea stories all day lol. We all have them US Navy 1988=1999

Former MA, things I hope to never hear again... 1, "Unit 3, Investigate report of two individuals fighting with swords" 2, (Dependa wife running out of housing covered in blood) "I swear I didn't mean to do it" 🤦‍♂️ 3, "I swear I'll have her out of the barracks before curfew" 4, "I'll relieve you once I wrap up this call"... (still holding my piss 4 hours later) 5, "MA1is gonna be late today, he got drunk last night and now he's in the next country over with two girls he met at the bar" (honestly not even mad at that one)

*I'd love to see Gary in person but he never gets close to where I live. Always delivers with the belly laughs!!*

GARY!!! ARMED FORCES SITCOM MAN!!!! Do it!! Im there to see it! SSgt Evans from the USAF wants this show! Get the other Vet comics in it too!

No seriously, I'm probably his biggest fan. I was pissed when he cancelled Tulsa, but I forgave him when I found out he was running from the dude trying to serve him📃🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️

Old Navy, killing it! 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣

When I get stopped by a cop I hope it’s a cop like Gary🤣🤣

Gotdamn Sea Stories are the best.

Gary Owen You'r so funny 😁 but y other comics keep stilling your Bits ok like jokes 😆 much 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕Respect

I have funny and scandalous stories from the Navy.

Everyone who served got some funny and scandalous stories

Back in 2012 or so, my ALPO told me a similar story, except he said they had the quads off, rolled them down the hill, hit the lights, and the guy on the PA said "get your dick out of her!" I think that was at Groton though.

Can I join the Navy 😂🤣🤣😂

I was never too impressed with the masters at arms or NCIS. I was a Corpsman working in the pharmacy at Naval Hospital Portsmouth Virginia in the mid 80's when somebody asked me to get them some drugs. I passed it on to the master at arms & ncis, & their combined plan was to have me set everything up & do the sale and get back to them with the details. Must've thought I was terminally stupid! Good thing they didn't put any effort into it or take any interest, I am sure that individual gave up and made no attempt to do score of anybody else.🙄🤦

The SHIT I saw while in the NAVY…imagine the second story but with ONE Female and EIGHT dudes!!! 😮

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Brief n release lmao 😊 everything they where drunk but they made it through the serpentine lmao just park n walk bro

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Lol

Seriously Gary I was in the Navy also and I have to tell you that you're better comedian then you were a military member I mean seriously you just let people go all the time I mean I'm sure it was fun for the people but how in the world is that being a good master in arms and I'm not trying to be mean to you I'm just saying you're better as a comedian respectfully

Man, Army MP desert "phuk patrols," don't seem nearly as fun, in contrast to your stories.

I fu*king love Gary...