When you're a superhero but don't want to die

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@beautyofmath6821 2 жыл бұрын

Props to Thanos for patiently listening through the conversation.

@Ratsosa_ 2 жыл бұрын

Ye thanos a calm person

@quanyemizzy7305 2 жыл бұрын

He is inevitable after all so no harm in waiting

@hnchad. 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@childeaterieatkidz4208 2 жыл бұрын

Thanos is actually a very well mannered guy he fr would actually have a conversation with a superhero like this especially iron man😂😂

@bgt2848 2 жыл бұрын

He might be a tyrant but at least he’s polite

@Zestieee 2 жыл бұрын

"Thanos, wasn't that cool?" "Yes." "Told ya"

@someguyfromfinlandtj125 2 жыл бұрын

Thanos: I like this one.

@vu-sin485 2 жыл бұрын

Its more like : YęĘs

@Tripepdipep 2 жыл бұрын

Thanos is quite the shrewd one. Thanos by agreeing that his magic trick was cool gained his favor and in the end won.

@TwhackyAttacky 2 жыл бұрын

Nice ears

@yukisoba8888 2 жыл бұрын

yeah we watched the video too

@agent-33 2 жыл бұрын

Lesson learned: If you still got the concept of dying, you're not high enough.

@soullbird9qtm523 2 жыл бұрын

I know what death is but I forgot what it means to be killed

@legohexman2858 2 жыл бұрын

@Dracco Princes that and shoot the drugs until they die

@Godzillaforlyfe2 2 жыл бұрын

@Dracco Princes lemme guess you’re from the dry desert in Africa

@Wehn. 2 жыл бұрын

@@Godzillaforlyfe2 Are there wet deserts?

@lombas3185 2 жыл бұрын

@@Wehn. Well, there's the North and South Poles

@foomongus2935 2 жыл бұрын

tony if his character never grew

@gabrielvidal511 2 жыл бұрын

The what if episode of today lmao

@yogangstudios5715 2 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielvidal511 yes

@anomaly395 2 жыл бұрын

I mean he was already willing to do the sacrifice play all the way back in Ironman 1 when he had to kill Obadiah.

@xian5087 2 жыл бұрын

@@anomaly395 yes

@pooperdooper3576 2 жыл бұрын

@@anomaly395 who's that

@crasanj9018 2 жыл бұрын

Thanos just sitting on a rock in the background with some popcorn as they're arguing

@signalfound4641 2 жыл бұрын

Memento mori (not related to the vid at all but ima say it anyways)

@zozodioz 2 жыл бұрын

Memento Mori friends!

@Icantthinkofaname267 2 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic

@PikachuComments 2 жыл бұрын

He might be a sociopathic bastard, but he has standards

@adgefreeman6091 2 жыл бұрын

Actually, it's a bucket of KFC kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aZqll8R3nrnDmKc.html

@brockwiththepot 2 жыл бұрын

Man now I'm excited to have kids so I can tell them the Boogeyman probably isn't under their bed.

@Chaxlotl 2 жыл бұрын

but im always under there...listening...watching you......... yeah im watching everything you do dont judge me

@Augustus-mk1du 2 жыл бұрын

@@Chaxlotl wow, you've seen some stuff

@-m.d.n-9019 2 жыл бұрын

@@misein2466 yeah. Just wait until they're 13 and older to do that.

@edenthedodo7805 2 жыл бұрын

@@Chaxlotl everything???? Uhhhhhh-

@opinionofmine3238 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, they could be under any bed, why they be under yours specifically? Its not like you sneaked cookies out of the cookie jar or anything...

@yultubeisbetterthanyoutube 2 жыл бұрын

this is one of 14,000,605 alternate realities that the avengers didn’t win…

@allie_678 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@checkmate3698 2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@GamingWithCalvin1 2 жыл бұрын

it probably is

@silverblade357 2 жыл бұрын

I still feel like Strange was lying his ass off. I feel like there's at least one reality out there where Star Lord, despite all his outrage, remembers to use his guns as guns and just puts a hole in Thanos's head. Or did Strange see that the TVA reeeally wanted Tony to die.

@GamingWithCalvin1 2 жыл бұрын

@@silverblade357 I think he might have been looking at the emergence as well when he made those calculations, and realized that if thanos didn't snap earth was FUCKED

@emanuelfretes6644 2 жыл бұрын

"hey Thanos do you want this?" "Yes" "Finally"

@ramdises Жыл бұрын

more like yies

@NoOneLt 2 жыл бұрын

Would've been amazing if it ended with something like: - I could use a taco. Anyone else hungry? Same clip of Thanos: - Yes.

@moistbender148 2 жыл бұрын

Have you ever tried shawarma?

@Smol_Eri 2 жыл бұрын

wait till he learns all his favorite porn actresses are dead, he won't feel like such a chad then.

@nullbeyondo Жыл бұрын

@@moistbender148 Syrian shawarma preferably.

@seanmadson8524 5 ай бұрын

I just realized after watching this that 50% of all meat would disappear from the remaining peoples' stomachs. Maybe plants too? Either way, people getting hungry after The Snap is now canon in my mind

@juderodrigo8290 2 жыл бұрын

"so I snappy snap guaranteed death, he snappy snap 50% chance of death" 😂🤣love it

@jasonreed7522 2 жыл бұрын

By videogame logic that 50% chance goes your way 0% of the time.

@AP-wc1kf 2 жыл бұрын

“You do know how probability works, right”

@meapyboy12345 2 жыл бұрын

@peterg76yt Жыл бұрын

Maybe.

@GunSpyEnthusiast 11 ай бұрын

hes a fucking engineer. of course not.

@TheHackysack 11 ай бұрын

Probably.

@danzack900 11 ай бұрын

Certainly

@DeadHardTV 2 жыл бұрын

"You didn't have to give it to him!" "Well, he, unlike some, appreciates my magic tricks."

@HelloThere-gm9xy 2 жыл бұрын

Best part is this would have taken place just a few minutes after the initial snap was undone. So a WHOLE BUNCH of people just came back into existence after being dust for 5 years just to have their existence erased again 5 minutes later 😂

@TheTacRat 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe or maybe a different group of people got nixed, some over lap perhaps

@toml9736 2 жыл бұрын

Actually in the movie he decides he's going to snap the entire universe out of existence so it can restart and become balanced so everyone would have been gone if the movie actually played out this way.

@SB0083 2 жыл бұрын

@@toml9736 I was gonna say that.

@jasonsenter1646 2 жыл бұрын

@@SB0083 same

@Emperor_Bly 2 жыл бұрын

@Hello There Hello There !

@somerandomweeb4836 2 жыл бұрын

Thanos is confused and goes home Universe saved

@montage1926 2 жыл бұрын

I think this time around in end game, Thanos was going to wipe out everyone, not just 50 percent.

@dataroaming8518 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he wanted to create a new universe, so the people wouldn’t know what they lost and won’t try to stop it.

@PuppyTheTiny 2 жыл бұрын

50% dies the other 50% lose all their memory and start new So its basicly like dying because you lose everything you ever knew

@FISHSTlCKS 2 жыл бұрын

@Vany no he was legit just gonna erase the universe

@Bradon_Ray 2 жыл бұрын

@@PuppyTheTiny yeah no he said he was gonna "shred this universe down to it's last atom" so I'm pretty sure everyone was guaranteed to die besides maybe the stupid little babies that don't know shit

@TheDebu666 2 жыл бұрын

@@dataroaming8518 I mean he could just wipe away their memories of the snap. The mind stone is part of the gauntlet stone list

@retroforager 2 жыл бұрын

so between this video and the last, zack definitely learned magic tricks and wanted to show off, didn't ya zack!

@CountDooku0 2 жыл бұрын

Bro i said the same thing.

@alexjustalexyt1144 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, he always referenced his other videos. At this point I wouldn't be surprised is he is making a Zack star cinematic universe

@majdramadan8404 2 жыл бұрын

Zach’s really been flexing his magic skills recently. He’s got to keep a watch out for the witch hunters.

@jessiecrumpler4421 2 жыл бұрын

"The universe can be a bitch sometimes." I identified too well with this statement.

@ayotundeoluyeye6016 2 жыл бұрын

😹💯💯

@hackman669 Жыл бұрын

All the time. ⏲️⏳🕙 Come on with all this chaos does God even know what the hell is going on down here? Or is He simply an average Joe super trying to get some quiet time to tryout his new Play Station 5!😇😁🤗

@JoyaLewisTheMusician 2 жыл бұрын

This is how the pauses in between “I Am Iron Man” felt. Like Thanos could knock you out RIGHT now lmao

@whiteface513abandonedchann8 2 жыл бұрын

Tony had the Gauntlet, he's not doing shit

@legosnek 2 жыл бұрын

Thanos seemed to be quite a distance away from him though

@cynthiamartinez8994 2 жыл бұрын

I love the way he laughed, his friend ended up fading away instead like what are the chances 🤣

@yogeshpipada4420 2 жыл бұрын

100% cause he wrote the script

@crasanj9018 2 жыл бұрын

Hmm, that really is a thinker... 25%

@cynthiamartinez8994 2 жыл бұрын

@@yogeshpipada4420 yea Ik but I love that skit because it’s so ironic

@nooneinparticular9309 2 жыл бұрын

Each of them had a 50% chance of dying, and they are not mutual dependents (meaning one dying doesn't effect the other) so the probability that red shirt lives and green shirt dies is 50% * 50% = 25% You're welcome 😀

@garvitsharma491 2 жыл бұрын

Yep, that trick was pretty sick !!

@oscarwang7227 2 жыл бұрын

"So should we stop them or..." Thanos: Nah its kinda funny

@destroyonload3444 2 жыл бұрын

it always comes back to mathematical probabilities

@craigscraigwastaken6776 2 жыл бұрын

Appreciate that Thanos let this whole argument play out while half the universe was at stake

@mamipautu1225 2 жыл бұрын

''I am inevitable" ... "And I am... High"

@GunSpyEnthusiast 11 ай бұрын

* sings smooth criminal and snaps fingers to the beat *

@yellowsh4rk 2 жыл бұрын

Zach learned sleight of hand, now he writes all his sketches around it

@muselover9730 2 жыл бұрын

Yesss 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@celic190 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but at that point Thanos was going to kill everyone and make a new universe? Is this one of those don't think about it moments and just laugh?

@craigscraigwastaken6776 2 жыл бұрын

"Yes" Thanos

@Spidey-oi5sn 2 жыл бұрын

The thing that doesn't make sense is how the fuck he was going to make a new universe if he should've already died by destroying the universe? The Infinity Gauntlet can only make one wish at the time, you can't have two things! Endgame's writing is so garbage lmao

@aperture0 2 жыл бұрын

@@Spidey-oi5sn I think he was going to use mind stone.

@aperture0 2 жыл бұрын

@@Spidey-oi5sn Or may be reality stone

@imnot8691 2 жыл бұрын

@@Spidey-oi5sn Who said they can only make one wish lol

@cyberwolf5075 2 жыл бұрын

Thanos be like "welp, I can't technically take the gauntlet... so I guess I'll wait and listen."

@vladimirkozlov763 2 жыл бұрын

So that means doctor strange didn’t see any possibilities!

@hanumanganesha9609 2 жыл бұрын

This was the possibility in which they lose 😂😂

@jeromeemmanuel4585 2 жыл бұрын

He did. Like a lot of them.... they lost in all, like thousands except for one.

@eobardthawn6903 2 жыл бұрын

@@jeromeemmanuel4585 Millions.

@eobardthawn6903 2 жыл бұрын

@FatedAwakening I agree. Things like that are just to Amp up the stakes. Marvel has infinite universes anyway, there should be a universe where he was chill. Sane with when a computer calculates the chance of you winning, and says zero, but you inevitably win anyway.

@datboy038 2 жыл бұрын

There is absolutely no way he saw ALL of them he just saw a great amount to get an idea of their odds

@MzMaverick. 2 жыл бұрын

His glove quality is top notch 👌

@LifeLongArtist 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, as a magician myself, watch me use the art of sleight of hand by slipping this whole army in my sleeve when you’re not paying attention

@BobThePenguin. 2 жыл бұрын

"I heard magic isnt real here" Dr. Strange, literally creating a tornado of water at that moment: *am i a joke to you?*

@Faizan_Ali22 2 жыл бұрын

Only Deadpool can pull something like this infront of Thanos.

@lunaria7067 2 жыл бұрын

ngl, that *is* something Tony would've probably done if they had the time to discuss this...

@RayMak 2 жыл бұрын

Thanos paused

@marcberm 2 жыл бұрын

Cute, smart, does cheesy card tricks... Dad status on point.

@killerqueen6023 2 жыл бұрын

2:00 greatest comeback

@pinkcrystals6401 2 жыл бұрын

He was going to rebuild the universe atom by atom killing everybody in the universe remember; the time traveling Thanos wasn't going to snap half of the universe, that already happened at the end of infinity war.

@ewaldlatreider5127 Жыл бұрын

Somehow thanos doesn't die when he snaps but when the heros do it-

@Arjones-nd9ix 2 жыл бұрын

These skits are the only reason I have the will to get up in the morning.

@Tony-qj4qe 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious as always, love your work Zach

@GambinoTheGoat 2 жыл бұрын

2:57 Zach: there we go disappearing Zach: _i hate you so much_ maniacal laughter zach: THE UNIVERSE CAN BE A BITCH SOMETIMES

@vince615 2 жыл бұрын

At 2:33 you said his plan was to kill half the people in the universe. All I’m sayin is in endgame his plan was to kill everything on the universe and start from scratch.

@gussyrossi7141 2 жыл бұрын

What never made sense to me about the infinity gauntlet was that if you can basically do anything with it,why doesn’t someone just use it to make themselves immune to its negative effects,so that way they don’t die , and can use it as many times as they want.

@andrewphillips4681 2 жыл бұрын

Because unlike you they don't have an outside perspective or time to think about it

@jackashmore 2 жыл бұрын

Really do love how Zach takes any chance to show off his cards truck skillz

@montyabbas481 Жыл бұрын

Being afraid of death is nothing more than a flaw to fix

@Timmmmm42y 2 жыл бұрын

Videos have significantly improved over the years. Great job

@bribriarwhitey7781 2 жыл бұрын

It's all about how you use your words. "We really pulled that out of asses." "Bad choice of words Larry... Bad choice of words."

@doomakarn 2 жыл бұрын

Actually in Endgame he intended to wipe out everyone, and completely start over.

@AshenDemon 2 жыл бұрын

1:08 I mean the energy of the Infinity Gauntlet is already surging through your human body you're dead whether you snap or not. I mean if this were the MCU you'd be dead either way.

@sammehlberg6664 2 жыл бұрын

Laughing when the other guy was disappearing was fantastic

@bondymagnomous3544 2 жыл бұрын

Zach removing the glove with his teeth was definitely the funniest thing I've seen in a while

@zaqzilla1 2 жыл бұрын

Then he learns that everyone who knew how to make tacos died.

@Emmet_v15 2 жыл бұрын

how is this so underrated what the heck, this guy is top tier

@bokgaming6645 2 жыл бұрын

0:22 As Jane foster once said in Thor 1 “Magic is just science we don’t understand.” Lol

@linex7566 2 жыл бұрын

Anyone else think it’s weird that Thanos ACTUALLY snapped? I thought the whole “he could kill half the universe with a snap of his fingers” was a figure of speech? Like did he actually have to snap😂

@Bradon_Ray 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, that's how it worked in the comics

@mineking57 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe the snap is just to activate all 6 stones at once. Or for a quick thing. Like the fist clenching was for prolonged things like holding open a portal or firing a laser while the snap is just do this one thing widespread. People seemed to think snap=kill half the universe by default and not snap=use all 6 stones at once to rewrite the universe.

@matthewcooperfield8421 2 жыл бұрын

All he really has to do is clench his fist before or during the thing he wants to do and he can access any and all of the stone's powers on the guantlet. So really he could have just done a one-handed clap and half of all life would be gone but that wouldn't be as impactful as it happening because of a literal snap of the fingers.

@whiteface513abandonedchann8 2 жыл бұрын

He probably just felt like it would be fitting

@liberalfarid 2 жыл бұрын

Yep, that's how stupid comics are.

@memehivefive7145 2 жыл бұрын

The universe thought he was such a comedic and cool guy that it let him live.

@seethlaemmert5175 2 жыл бұрын

This was excellent. Laughing before bedtime is the best. Thank you!

@CT-1975 2 жыл бұрын

I've always felt this way like even if I was a superhero I would be too afraid to get hurt

@turtle8558 2 жыл бұрын

woah cool card trick 0:35

@happyscientist7939 2 жыл бұрын

I can’t tell which Zack is the real Zack. The constantly annoyed one or the funny and obnoxious one.

@siegechamp2295 2 жыл бұрын

Thanos said, he'll destroy the universe to the last atom.

@melissachagaris3152 2 жыл бұрын

I love how you referenced the last video

@morkovija 2 жыл бұрын

Loved it, Thank you Zach for doing those

@vicentediez452 2 жыл бұрын

So this is one of the 14.605.000 futures....

@malikcherry 2 жыл бұрын

Why did the "I'm sorry, what??!" sound exactly like real character Iron Man ahahhahah

@TrumpIsTheRootOfAllEvil Жыл бұрын

SO glad that's the one that lived.

@The_Divert 10 ай бұрын

Thanos just sitting on a rock in the background with some popcorn as they're arguing while iron man and captain America argues

@robeertdewey1947 2 жыл бұрын

These videos never disappoint 😭😂

@santosgt8938 2 жыл бұрын

this channel is comedy GOLD

@Hyblup 2 жыл бұрын

What a nice and considerate man Thanos is

@TheOblomoff Жыл бұрын

Don't know if somebody else mentioned theatric dimension of the video. But it's a great touch.

@SmileOrangeWillow 2 жыл бұрын

I love these videos. Especially the kidnappers.

@AnotherSWnerd 2 жыл бұрын

Now that i think about it,tony couldve used the stones to 1st make himself the "invincible" iron man and then used it a 2nd time to take out thanos

@hackerferret6056 2 жыл бұрын

Finally! I thought I was the only one who would have this same reaction! Like I am down for helping people but dying for them! NO WAY! Luckily it seems that the universe knows this cause I was not granted power beyond human compression or something like that.

@fobinc Жыл бұрын

The "what If?" episode we need.

@psychmaestro8528 2 жыл бұрын

This brilliant comedy right here! 😂

@zacharylalonde4982 2 жыл бұрын

Solid gold EVERYTIME… makes me proud to be named the same

@Pumpklown 2 жыл бұрын

For some reason I feel as if he took awhile to find that sound bite of thanks saying “yes“.

@user-om3fc4kg9i Жыл бұрын

“Hey thanos want this thing” “yes”

@tafu4049 2 жыл бұрын

This is a sequel to the last one, epic

@oliversherman2414 2 жыл бұрын

I love your channel keep up the great stuff

@Gurem 2 жыл бұрын

That reverse die for a greater cause is so good I'ma steal it.

@nadie887 2 жыл бұрын

the way you handle stones is just wishing something in your head and snap

@anthonyz4666 Жыл бұрын

the reference to the salem witch trials skit is cool

@Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks throughout the argument:🙄😑🙄

@CoverBrazilian Жыл бұрын

I mean… in endgame, he wasn’t going to kill off half. He said the universe wasn’t grateful for him cutting the population in half, so he was going to kill everyone off, and start a new universe from scratch.