Ikr! What an honest fellow

Right??? I thought that was gonna be the best part, but Saw kept talking back lol.

@@silviavalentine3812 Is that Lucy I see? Edit: It isn't anymore.

@@silviavalentine3812 I love Elfen Lied..even though it's pretty brutal and depressing.

Time STAMP.

One guy doesn't want to shove his arm in a buzz saw and one does, the problem is definitely still there.

@@christianyepez1016 make him, I guess

@@christianyepez1016 knock him out and force him, a quick and easy solution.

@@magosexploratoradeon6409 about that. What if the other guy is a better fighter and knocks you out instead? Your hands would most probably be ripped to pieces in those saw blades.

@@Zellonous that’s kinda the point of the video, what would the other guy rlly do?

When you're there, you're family 🤷‍♀️

Shit my family must be crazy

​@@IblamethebarrelsNot even Applebee's

LOL this comment reminds me of the christmas my parents gave my siblings thoughful gift cards to stores that fit their interests but then gave me one for Applebees. It was like they had filled each of my siblings christmas stockings with their favorite candy and then the only thing in mine was a lemon even though I hate lemons.

@@Iblamethebarrelsisn’t that Olive Garden?

john would probably make the super intelligent person his apprentice

im all of these people

How about someone who can’t feel pain?

You don't understand saw then, Jigsaw mainly tests the people in the 2-4 catagarys as he sees it as a way too cure those things. Also John, Hoffman and probably Gordon can "intercipate the human mind and leave nothing too chance" so that super smart person wouldn't be able to outsmart anyone other then Amanda or any of the remake Jigsaw's

​@@personalaccount9938 Then they'd be put into a game rather then a test 🙄

It's okay mate I'm sure you're good

This is probably the most underrated comment on KZfaq

But is it "In" you name if it is your name?

L

You're read as "He" and that is read as "ex-ai", if i'm correct

Well everything is better than bleeding. Puking, pee, brown stuff, white stuff... It will get stinky and sticky.

@@duellinksantimeta7636 White stuff I see

@@spaghoottionaplate4752 Everything for survival.

Wow If it's weighted, I was just thinking find something heavy in that backpack Pretty sure there's just a button that opens the door

@@fenixmeaney6170 Then you've never saw any of the Saw movies troglodite.

Imagine an intricate trap being shut down cuz a dude accidentally cuts one rope and stopped a crucial part of its triggering mechanism

@@chickencurry420 it would be cool if there were decorative, destructible things like a exposed rope or chains throughout the trap and the people would be absolutely distraught at the fact they could avoid that chaos by just destroying something they didn't

Also when the new saw took up the reigns they stopped being puzzles and just straight impossible to survive

@@theblindbandit6533 I remember that being original Jigsaw's major gripe with his apprentices after he was hospitalized. They absorbed all the engineering and threw out all the entire purpoe.

There’s a lack of understanding in this comment. John Kramer the original Jigsaw, didn’t make his traps unbeatable. Each one was designed from the ground up to be solved or “deactivated” in ONE specific way. There was a purpose behind each trap and they were designed to make the victim value their life and be “rehabilitated” from their destructive nature through physical trauma and predicament torture. He was a rich civil engineer before he was a serial killer, and he had a lot of help constructing each trap/game. Each trap was constructed and tested in an environment that minimized any possible caveats or loopholes a victim could potentially discover. That’s why certain traps go through advancements or phases like the bear trap, John was eliminating ways victims could find another way out of a trap other than the specific way he had designed. The only other ways his traps are stopped outside of the way he intends, is if there is a great amount of interference from outside sources such as police, or something in the environment not being previously accounted for. It is the later Jigsaw killers that do not care about the philosophy of rehabilitation or the value of life. - Jigsaw #2 (Amanda) became unhinged and made her traps impossible to escape. - Jigsaw #3 (Hoffman) was arguably the most prolific killer, and even had a higher body count than Kramer, he made his traps impossible to escape as well, his goal was to eliminate pretty much everyone involved with the Jigsaw games, going as far as shooting his way out of an FBI office, setting up sentry gun turrets, bombing state police, faking his death, and killing everyone in a police station including Jigsaw’s own wife. - Jigsaw #4/Logan wasn’t technically a Jigsaw, he is an ex combat medic and was going out of his way to kill one unbelievably corrupt cop. The games in Saw 8 aren’t Logan, they are in the past being conducted by John, it is actually the first ever Jigsaw game before Saw 1. Those traps were escapable. - Jigsaw #5/William Schenck also wasn’t technically a Jigsaw but was very much directly emulating/copying Jigsaw. As far as I know his traps were never meant to be escapable either. So when John was the active Jigsaw killer, the games were literally designed to be beaten and you did have a likelihood of success if you thought hard enough. As for the remaining apprentices/copycats, the traps were designed to be inescapable , so even though they might get more complicated..it’s highly unlikely you would ever escape the trap if you found yourself having to escape one.

3:50

@@tumblingartist thank you

*goes to hell* Twitter: *Exist for eternity because it's hell* *NOT STONKS*

@@ordinaryfellow9093 twitter is extra hell

This shouldn't even be funny, but I'm floored

Twitter is a living hell

Lmao

Why would I do that it's a painful death, I guess suffocating is better

@@linermusic4732 i think suffocating is way worst than passing out due to loss of blood, sure the cut in your arm would hurt, but still, i would be fine with that for saving someone else

@@doctor4961 not suffocating, it would be poisoning. Bleeding out would be pretty shitty especially when cutting yourself

@@michaelpugh2617 lol poisoning must be waaay worst, depending on the gas you would also suffocate

Yeah, I think in this situation I'd somehow try to do myself in somehow rather than either of those things happening. That way I could at least control how quick or painless it was.

literally had me chuckling for minutes

Not only that but like...human beings passing out due to extreme pain IS a thing, so i think you'll very probably pass out from trying to cut off your eye and then just die anyway

@@GabrielTorres-fl2xoHuman tolerance is impeccable.

​@@ottereYeah, you are more likely to pass out from bloodloss. Aron Lee Ralston managed to cut off part of his arm to save his own life.

@@GabrielTorres-fl2xo At least you'd be unconscious while the trap activates. Won't have to suffer the agonizing sensation of being stabbed or crushed or whatever trap does.

​@@sarahspaceslippersAron Lee Arlston also said he passed out multiple times while doing it lol

Why hello Ray Mak

Ratio

Who even are you

@@ogpechie lol fail. Hold this L

yea lol Ray Mak bro

It wasn't an accident, Jigsaw targets the depressed

@@michaelnettles3059 no

@@hackxe5962 What

@@michaelnettles3059 doesn't Jigsaw go for people that have committed crimes/done bad things?

@@hackxe5962 He goes for anyone he thinks isn't appreciating life enough. That includes people who waste their lives with crime and people who have lost loved ones and are grieving.

Idk i think i'd rather die from gas inhalation than cutting between my fingers up half of my forearm

​@@jazzabighits4473 accepting death in a saw movie would be having your jaw explode, or your bowels pulled out. It's not an easier death most of the time.

@@agamemnonofmycenae5258 YEah usually, but in this case it was just gas

iq 5000

They say that if you get kidnapped, your best chance is to keep talking and make friends with the kidnapper. It makes it harder for them to kill you

@@riverstein7251 and then you got connected to your kidnapper and voila Stockholm's

@@hoangnguyenvuhuy5535 or the kidnapper develops Lima syndrome ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@@quitegauche think you're speaking of ligma syndrome

Glad someone else mentioned it lmao

When I heard it I was like *hol up*

I noticed the stare and wondered "Is this some sort of inside joke I'm too much of a pleb to understand?" Someone please explain

@@sweetboson "every day bro with that Disney Channel flow". If that doesn't remind you, then literally just search the quote. That should get you the context

@@sweetboson popular youtuber jake paul's awful song is called everyday bro

thank you 🙏

Yeah he did have a weird honor system. He’d either send it or at least leave it for the police to find at some point.

Tf do you mean "knowing jigsaw"?

@@rotini3851 well, they develop his character really well throughout the first 7 Saw movies. He may be a bad guy, but he had his reasons for doing the stuff he did. And like the other comment said, he had this sort of weird honour system.

@@builttoscalevideos dam they show you his life and reasons so well that you start to know him. I wouldn't know cuz I've only watched all the yt videos about the movies but never actually seen any of them

@@rotini3851 Saw 1 is probably the only good one tbh. The timeline gets to be a bit of a clusterfuck by the end of the series, but at the same time that’s kind of Saw’s charm, after Saw 3 you’re like, “what crazy shit are they gonna come up with next?”

I need to stop reading the comments before I finish the vid 😔

@@okcancel5132 same

@@okcancel5132 i just can't

@@okcancel5132 same lol

i fucking died when he said that😂😂💀

@@HakoTaco1 no he’s called john kramer

@@HakoTaco1 bruh

@@HakoTaco1 you tried to correct the guy, so JJ corrected you. This is funny because it an example of situational irony, as when you tried to correct Artho, you instead where the one corrected, creating a joke, otherwise known as a goof, a jape, etc. You then responded in a serious manner, demonstrating your subpar understanding of modern humour, leaving you up for public humiliation. Realizing this, the dude replied with “bruh”, his expression trying to subtly hint to you that you had missed something of importance in the conversation. The situation has evolved into further situational irony, as now, not once, but two times have you failed to understand the humour, doubling down on the general consensus of ridicule this comments section has towards you, very much to my, and others, amusement.

@@HakoTaco1 SuS Amogus

His name is Peepee Shank Face.

When he doesn't have stamps:

Guys I think he doesn’t have stamps but idk 🤔

Perhaps he didn’t have stamps after all

@@leonorcrafts9877 or perhaps he was the stamps all along...

@@user-je7ul5dq8n maybe the stamps were really the friends we made along the way

Like hurry up already, actually can you make that 5 seconds

@@officialsubway7707 Huh I never knew subway was actually suicidal

@@officialsubway7707 right I would rather stand there and suffocate, there’s no way I would put myself through the pain of any of these tbh.

I’d go to sleep

Lmao!

Was that a Biden's Press Secretary Psaki reference? 🤣

"Hell" is a headache eternal

I really hope there isn't Twitter in hell.

@@JinxyVision "Hell" isn't a physical Place/Location you can travel to..."Hell" is a state of being within pure perfect negative energy

@@KingOfGamesss hell is a state of mind and so is heaven, who knew religion is full of metaphors..

Pints not liters

@@mikoajh2747 10 pints is 4,7 liters so even if they did 50/50 they both would die from blood loss

@@badgameplay493 right, but it’s not 5 liters of blood, it’s 5 pints

@@patrickstump4681 even that ammount would make a person very dizzy and disoriented and probably wouldn't be able to think straight which could lead to death either way if they didn't escape also you wouldn't magically stop bleeding once 5 pints was achieved, if you cut a big wound you might still die from bleeding

but does it have to be blood? *pee in it*

after like one million attempts XD

One person arguing, one person making an awesome list and one person enjoying the show****💃

Sometimes I really forget that all of them is only one person! His job is perfect

Have you ever heard of Caleb City?

You guys never saw Ryan George I believe

more like Jigsaw: “You’ll die if-“ Gen Z: “Bet! Say less.”

Gen z would be a douche

@@bleedinghearts4768 no...y'all gonna freak to death

@@kratos6368 I'm pretty sure everyone would freak to death. let them have fun!

@@siyotsistu no

Jiggle at 1...

Click outta one, nothing on two, little click on three...

@@magiv4205 four is binding, five is set

Going back to one, one is set, click out of two...

Then tell the lock, let the key f**k you...

me, an empath, sensing that he was enjoying it

if only Sonic.exe did the same too

I would probably have a good time

I thought of that to

That's actually genius

i was legit thinking of that as soon as i saw the trap lmao

If it's weighted, why couldn't they just push down on the weight?

@@austinkentner1771 I didn’t look at it to much but your hand would get cut by the blades used to draw blood

Hello here this is the lock picking lawyer and today i got myself stuck in a saw trap

I’m legit surprised they haven’t thought of that yet

@@texascultdeity8904 LMAO

yeah i would drag a dead body with me just in case things like this happen so i can use the dead body's blood to open the door

Alice in borderland

It’s everyday bro with the Disney channel flow

@@kiearisdaniels39 get the fuck out

I read this as the character said it.

I want to give this comment a like but it's a perfect 666. Edit: Damn, it's gone. Lord Satan is not amused.

@@codnerd6248 why am I laughing so much lmao

just letting you know you got this many likes on your comment

@@cantthinkofaname3421 holy- I don't even remember the video 😂 thanks!

@@Malepical congrats on 1.9k you’re famous

2k likes big pog

2.9k holy SHIT

Maybe the "friend" was a sociopath or didn't really give a shit about him in the first place?

@@bethanydavis9023 it wasn't even his friend. Most people in saw movies are strangers forced to worked together. It's easier to do bad things to people you have no connection too hence why "what will you do to survive" is always a running theme in saw movies

@@quirda77 that makes sense. I was wondering about that. Friends would likely freak out more and try to work together.

They weren’t friends though?

It doesn’t matter, if the guy left behind at the end was willing to do it to live, then why should it matter that he has do do it solo for half the amount, his lot hasn’t changed, so logically he’s just pissed he has to be the only one to suffer, which he was resigned but willing to anyway lol

I would watch that NGL

@@darthestar8791 Random character: oh my god! We're going to be killed!!! I don't want to die!!! Them: lmao bet *runs into danger* RC: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? Them: well if we just run from the problem it's only gonna get worse *shrug*

I’d love that 😂 like a horror comedy movie

Pretty sure that was called Cabin in the Woods.

What would be better is if they are just begging to die but somehow keep escaping

G O A T E D

"Still hurts" "hey chin up" *keeps writing*😂

This is one of the universes dr strange SAW... Ill see myself out.

Haven't watched the movie but wasn't that basically the case? Like, he got diagnosed with cancer so he kidnapped a bunch of people to mess with?

@@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow not every one of Jigsaw's victims committed crimes, though. One dude literally just self-harmed and I'm not trying to say I'm an advocate of doing it, but I mean he puts that guy in the same vein as a literal rapist. Jigsaw's sense of morality is a little flawed.

@@iiiivvvv9986 Jigsaw's origin story becomes kinda weird throughout the series. First it was because he got diagnosed with cancer and had a failed suicide attempt which gave him a new outlook on life, then it was because his wife had a miscarriage because someone hit her in the stomach with a door, then it was because an insurance company screwed him over with the cancer or something, they pretty much just invent a new origin story whenever they feel like it. It's part of the reason why some people hate Saw but I don't know, the convoluted story is part of the charm in my opinion.

Ikrrr 😂😂😂

Adrenaline lol

Adrenaline...and clout.

Morphine. Wears out in 12 hours or so. During wars that gets people killed, but if you can't kill your enemy then go find another job.

@@julesverne4339 Well, all opiates would but I think Jigsaw drugging them would defeat the point. Technically alcohol and amphetamines/uppers can do the same thing, just not to the same level.

Idk man, I fell off a ledge once and split my nails entirely off gripping a windowsill to stop my fall. Was bleeding fuckin everywhere but didn't really notice until after I landed on a dumpster lid. Humans are capable of some pretty brutal stuff in order to survive.

In the actual movie there are 5 of them at the beginning. If they worked together, they would only have to give 2 pints each.

@@IluvinortheIneffable and they end up taking 5 pints each and surviving anyways, if I remember correctly.

@@shreknskrubgaming7248 I think one of them dies, and it ends up being more of a 3-7 or so split.

@@C00kiesAplenty can't remember. It's been a long time since I watched the Saw movies

@@C00kiesAplenty The girl basically shreds her arm down to the elbow to get it but she makes it out.

I'm from the Netherlands, there's traffic here, but it's awesome to drive here at the same time

Dude same!

I was thinking about taxes

@@brrrrrr i dont mind abt them, i don't pay em lol

@@nash3364 you should go get stamps together

humor

I could tell this Jigsaw was voiced over by Zach.

Are u seriously saying that

Ik right? The movies ended up being more about the traps than the actual story. The first one was great. It was creative, and had both story and interesting traps. Things just went downhill from there. Especially with them killing off so many likeable and interesting characters, one of the best examples being Eric Matthews. Also, the way they made a lot of the traps impossible was so shit. One of the best things about the traps was that they had hope, seeing it was possible to survive, but failed. Giving a human hope just to crush it right after is pure psychologic horror right there.

@@vasconcelos7356 There should be a saw movie where the victims outsmart every trap and make it out uninjured and then put saw theough a series of his own traps and rig the last one so there's no way out.

@@mattlivingston4546 Cool idea dude!

Me: This is where the fun begins!

Just be sure not to stick it in too far

Hell, why stop there? Piss, shit, vomit and if you got the time put a little jizzum in there too.

@@connortobin3775 counter point, this will help with the blood letting too!

@@gmailisaretard man, I want a life when I get out, not a lifetime sentence to a therapist and a trauma team

@@connortobin3775 There are very few advantages to having a microdick, but this is one. Or so I've heard.

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you can also mess around with lighting in post production/editing with overlays etc. It's more likely he did that

Wait gamingwins, like in cinemawins? Nice

you know you just... nevermind. go on with the compliment. I'll just be over here rolling my eyes.

@@aubarlowe still impressive

It 👏 sure 👏 is

People👏Who👏Do👏This👏Deserve 👏to👏Die

@@realah3001 I know you're doing that to prove a point but I kinda struggled to stop myself from shooting you just now xD

@@alcejaylos.4257 don't struggle, give into the hate

And to think it all started with Pewdiepie saying "Meme👏 Review👏"

Not sneaky at all

@@edattacks Quite obvious in fact.

What did it mea. Explain

What did it mean I’m confused

@@chaseyoung9628 The song "It's Everyday Bro" was made by Jake Paul, a youtuber guy, yay.

Yes.

In most of the Saw movies, all stuff was pre-recorded [video tapes ; voice recordings]. There wasn't a direct communication between Jigsaw and his test subjects. But in this YT video, due to its nature (parody), it was made that Jigsaw can hear (and talk with) his test subjects.

This infuriate me to the core of my soul.. For no reason

WHY 👏 THO?

Imagine hearing someone talk like that irl. Thats why I hate it.

@@Dwizard3415 I have heard ppl do this IRL...it makes me wanna break their fingers and rip out their tongue

He had help. He had Amanda almost from the beginning. He also had the detective.

Amanda built many contraptions

Justin Jerkoff didn't think about that one

Are you sure he did it casually? I prefer to imagine him doing a line of coke first, and then frantically building a bunch of contraptions on the fly using whatever's around.

Want he an engineer by trade?

I mean the tone in those movies is do predictable and monolithic. Nothing really novel like this happens. Nothing random and real life like

@@keylanoslokj1806 ya

Sadly Jigsaw is never connected live.

@@keylanoslokj1806 I don't think any of this is "real life like".

Go watch “scary movie”

Lmao "holy boobslap"? Gotta admit I ain't heard that one yet.

Meanwhile what I really hate about the series of films is the people he tortured deciding "actually Jigsaw is a great guy and I should work for him!"

that's not what depression is.

@@SA80TAGE the guy who wants to die. Thats exactly what depression means

​@@DGneoseeker1 well he manipulated them, which he's really good at

@@susiehaltmann3342 As someone with depression but who definitely doesn’t want to die, no.

yeah, like, i don't wanna do some weird shit where i get hooked up to a machine and breathing kills me. just shoot me in the head or something already

Well you're kind of forced into some

If I get stuck in a trap that causes a fast death I'll just sit and wait it out, or if its one of the pin ones I'll chillax there and wait for someone to come rescue me

I would start destroying things and make his life sh¡t by screaming annoyingly

@@Real-Rat high pitch noises till he cant take it anymore and has to mute you XD

GAS

Bro will never appreciate the sigmarillionaire grindset smh 😔💪

I guess, toxic gas will most likely cause a severe reaction forcing you to suffocate on your own bodily fluids as your lungs fill with bile and blood.

@@criticallythinking0 just like the good old mustard gas Ahhh the good times🤢🤤

@@criticallythinking0 that still sounds a bit better than sawing your hand off

@@criticallythinking0 Still better than Sawing your hand and then dying of blood loss or infection.

I disagree if its just cutting your hand for blood, but if its actually cutting off your fingers/part of your hand, then I'm not so sure anymore. Also may depend on exactly what type of gas. To me getting permanently handicapped would be far more demotivating for trying to survive than the pain by itself. Also can you actually safely give that much blood and be able to stop it in time? Otherwise its only choosing how you die, not if you die (soon)