Killer: Wanna play a game? Me: No of course not... My internets trash dude.

“I’m inside the house” Oh! It’s hide and seek!

I swear dumb people in movies give me more anxiety than the ghost themselves.

I love how the logical guy isn't even particularly frightened but rather just mildly annoyed. As if he's lived through hundreds of horror movie scenarios and is just over it.

First time I've seen someone check phone instead of watch to indicate passing of time

Wait...he heard the music? He's too powerful.

Thing is, the idiot was actually doing something very smart by narrating his every move. The ghost will never attack the excessively silly character who is blatantly revealing his position to everyone else, that's why it waited until he started going silent to kill him

“Scary movie people always say “hello” like the killers gonna be like “oh ya I’m in the kitchen making a sandwich””- so logical person

For a moment I thought the ghost would say: "Hey I heard you were looking for a new roommate"

“Can’t have a movie without stupid people.” -my dad

I wanna see this guy in a serious horror flick where everyone does the illogical "horror movie logic" but he saves them all and the killer gets so infuriated that he just blows his own brains out.

"Insurance better cover that." Was definitely the exact mood I'd be in with most of these horror movies.

Plot twist, the idiot was just pretending and was the ‚bad guy‘ all along

If this was actually a horror movie. The smart guy would get killed first, and the really dumb guy is the only survivor.

2:09 *creepy heavy breathing "I think he has asthma" Lol

I was waiting for the villain to pop out saying “Hey, you’re looking for a new roommate?” and then become the new roommate.

*whispers* “I think I found him.” “Yup.. I heard the music” Absolute comedy gold 😂😂

“Insurance better cover that” lol

I'm a somewhat logical guy and I gotta say that if I realised that I was in a horror movie I wouldn't act logically at all, I'd be way too occupied with the existential dread that comes with realising that my life is lie and nothing more than a figment of somebody's imagination created purely for the sake of suffering just so millions of people can watch it to popcorn

I like to imagine the thoughts running through his head being something along the lines of " just let it happen just let it happen it's natural selection you can get a new roommate"

The logical people in horror movies are the villains killing everyone off being like "yo these people _stupid_ stupid"

and then the fans complain about you only getting 3 minutes of screentime

Killer: "Do you want to play a game?" Me, with NODs and a suppressed AR: "Sure. Bravo Six, going dark."

2:46 at this point hes just gonna let natural selection take its pick.

It's especially frustrating when you find yourself in a bad UK horror movie, where the plot relies entirely on spectacularly stupid or cowardly characters.

Don't forget, when someone escapes, they decide to turn around and "save the others still trapped" instead of calling for help like a logical normal human being.

4:09 he’s supposed to be the logical one, yet holds a pistol like that

This is exactly why I can't get into most horror movies. When the obvious solution is for just ONE person to have a gun with them, it's not scary anymore.

Honestly, I would have expected the opposite: "Those noises, there must be some serial killer running around the house" - "You need to grow up. Serial killers are extremely rare - there hasn't even been a regular homicide in this town in the last decade. This house is very old and hasn't been properly renovated, so that is probably what caused those sounds".

My horror movie resistance is so bad I legit had cold sweat this whole time

I thought the red shirt guy was gonna walk around the corner while dragging the guy in the sheet, and it would be revealed that he stabbed the guy in the sheets.

2:14 I'm Inside the house 😮......... Its hide and seek😃

Logical except for resting the weight of the gun on your finger that’s on the trigger while pointing at your “friend” 😂😂

the exaggerated childlike innocence is so accurate i- Edit: imagine being so pressed at a commonly used phrase smh 💀

1:45 AYYYY muzzle safety and trigger disaplen

Already 100% done with the whole situation at the very beginning 🤣

No one logical would assume they're in a horror movie, therefore i must assume the guy with the gun suffers from paranoid schizophrenia and just shot a figment of his imagination. I hope his more reasonable roommate is ok.

Plot twist: the reasonable one was the dude answering the phone

Should have bought a life insurance policy on his roommate, easiest payout ever.

The noises after he says "Looking for new roommate" is comedy GOLD and adorable!

You know when Zach Star posts a video on his second channel it's going to be a good day.

I love how shooting a ghost is implied to just be the obvious and logical choice. Absolutely no way that won't work.

You know an horror movie is bad when it relies entirely on the stupidity of his characters

Wtf, i was half asleep and i heard this 0:36 my heart jumped out man

"Yep, I heard the music." Logical and fourth wall breaking. Poor guy.

The true horror... Being logical when know one else is

If you're ever in a situation where your friend survives the first 2-3 of these stupid mistakes, you need to acknowledge that you're *NOT* the protagonist, *THEY* are and you need to leave right then and there, go out of state and stay there until that shit blows over.

I thought for sure Red Shirt Guy would be the one to come around the corner…

I actually got intimidated at some point he’s a really good actor and the music was good

Excellent job my black shirt to get rid of his dumb roommate red shirt. He even cleaned up the evidence so that he is the only one with the murder on his conscience. Bravo

“Bro just log out and you’ll survive”

1:06 heard that metal sound, thought it was outside my fkn door

I haven't a horror movie but even I know not to do those things.

The reasonable guy is cursed with horror movie events always happening to him, not surprised, ready for all the BS, he's seen it before

2:00 bro I have that exact same phone.

“I think I found him” “Yep, I heard the music” Lmao

Killer: "Do you want to play a game?" Me: "...do you have Mario Kart?"

I love how quickly he shoots 😆 4:21

A real villain, able to take out the roommate, but instead dancing through all the tropes first, just to torment the smart fellow who's forced to watch.

I was expecting it to be the roommate at the end "I found him, he sucks at hide and seek"

I may not be the most logical person, but I would have called the cops when he said he’s in the house. Nope Edit: Thx for over 500 likes! I've never had some many likes in my entire life!

In college, we all had that roommate, and a few years earlier, we _were_ that roommate.

I wanna see a horror movie written by someone who understands how humans work for once

Basically If You Are A Smart Guy In A Horror Movie You Won't Be "A Cool Guy", BUT AT LEAST YOU WILL BE AN ALIVE GUY.

its so sad the logical one died before the illogical 😭

Plot twist: The logical thinking one is the red shirt guy. The person in the sheets is his daughter. The "horror movie" is that the guy in black is a paranoid psychopath.

Okay, that was hilarious, but can we talk about the editing in ever single video! It's always soooo good!!!

Shouting out “who’s there” when no-one good could possibly be there anyway

Didn't realize how bad I wanted to see a Scary Movie type film with one normal person until now.

the Zach in black is me while watching real horror movie characters be stupid af

Really expected the killer to turn up like "i heard you are looking for a roommate? I watched every Scream movie"

Bruh I have headphones on, working graveyard alone and that knock just spooked the fuck out of me

Plot twist: the ghost was just the roommate playing a prank

Horror movie is the best.

This is just a normal interaction of an INTJ dealing with an ENFP.

That trigger reaction is mad! Ghost peaked for a pixel and he got no scoped xD

This got me more anxious than an actual horror movie

Only me who got some chills when the dark voice said ”I am in the house”?

There at that sound effect 3:10 I got a notification and it surprised me, it was like right in cue a bright light flashed my face as I was brushing my teeth and not paying attention. Also no joke I have a classmate like that, she’s honestly the worst

I was half expecting the ghost to come out like "So you're looking for a new roomate?". Like this could be the pilot for a sitcom where the guy lives with a ghost and everyone is just a typical horror movie stereotype, like priests or exorcists would come to the door frequently like "I've heard you had a certain...paranormal problem?" and he just slams the door on their face every time.

Zach: I think he has Azma Me: no no that's not how you pronounce th- Subtitles: asthma Me: 👀

We all know the redshirt guys is logical and put on that sweet blanket to scare black shirt just to get shot by paranoid black shirt.

Once when I was in college, I used to alot of volunteer work. One of the most awesome ones was to help break down and winterize a summer camp in rural Illionois. We pulled into the camp at like 2am. I walked inside the main building, and it was just a long hallway, with one safety light on at the end. I walked back out. Everybody asked me why: I was like, I'm the lone black guy, in a car with three blond white women, in the middle of the woods at idnight, and the only sign of life is a long stark hallway that looks like it was directed by Stanley Kubrik, so NO you all go find somebody!

Plot twist: The ghost he shot at the end was actually just his roommate under a sheet, it was his turn to hide

This is just an excuse for Zach to show off his house

"Wanna play a game?" "Uhh sorry wrong number" (The end)

If the characters in horror movies actually watch horror movies they would be fine.

Someone needs to make a movie about this, it would be so funny lol

Haha! I loved the ending music being cut out so quickly!

The two dislikes are from the ghost and the insurance 😂

You only forgot, the let's split up to cover more ground part.

I wish I was as blissfully innocent/naive as that guy

I don't watch horror much, but I have seen any horror movie ever, so I technically qualify for that ad. But, uh, I have seen any horror movie ever, so I know not to answer it.

Actually, the dumb one was really smart in second move. I thought he was dumb enough to expect the villain to answer him while saying "Hellooo!" But actually, speaking loudly on the phone would channel his voice on the other end revealing where the villain is, or at least his phone. And considering how short the call was, i.e., how far the villain has gone since he put down the phone, even if he left it and was plan was steps ahead, his estimate location would be narrowed down, or some locations ruled out. He was actually acting dumb (I love Zach btw, I obviously mean the character), actively to distract the villain from thinking he would come up with such a clever plan. He was even raising his voice to execute his plan, a smart ploy, executed at the moment of a numbly dumb dialogue, where no "pro gamer move" step was even expected! It's one of those situations where being too dumb is counter-intuitively a very smart move.

This is exactly what I think the characters should do when watching a horror movie

“I think I found him” *“Yea, I heard the music”*

Why were you being so mean, the ghost just wanted to play hide and seek :(

By the rate at which Zach is able to produce these things, I'm guessing he can see literally anything and honestly think to himself "I can make a satire skit on that somehow."

That's how it feels when you main support roles in online video games

I have to say, I think I would survive every horror movie I've ever seen, except the ones that involve supernatural villains.