When You're Too Fat To Go Skydiving. Mark Riccadonna

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3 ай бұрын

When you're too fat to go skydiving it makes for a pretty hilarious story, or at least it did for Mark Riccadonna. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Mark talks about the time he went skydiving with his friends, and what happened when they found out he was a little overweight. Whether you're someone who is too fat to skydive, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Mark Riccadonna is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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@markriccadonnacomic 3 ай бұрын

I just want to thank everybody for the positive feedback! I had kind of a crap week and this really made me feel great.

@riverraisin1 3 ай бұрын

The life of the party! Great job!

@lesliepaul3577 3 ай бұрын

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@Rabbitnl 3 ай бұрын

Love from the Netherlands. Just watched it during breakfast. Man … rears from laughter.

@torylynne 3 ай бұрын

You are hilarious!!! I was laughing so hard I was crying and couldn't breathe😂😂😂😂 hope your week gets better!!

@Rabbitnl 3 ай бұрын

… tears

@silversurfer8818 3 ай бұрын

We need a link to his jump video!

@DrinksJokesStorytelling 3 ай бұрын

I'll ask him for it!

@MrJdsenior 3 ай бұрын

You do realize that it was about as likely as not that it never happened, right? It's a comedy routine. You'd almost certainly have to pay to take a non jumping rider up, as well, and it's not cheap. And a large portion of the story is obviously nonsense, from a reality standpoint.

@DrinksJokesStorytelling 3 ай бұрын

@@MrJdsenior I run the podcast that he is on and it's definitely a true story it happened in Long Island. They have people that film people's first jumps.

@honkhonkhonkhonk2334 3 ай бұрын

@@DrinksJokesStorytelling leaving this comment to come back to!

@markriccadonnacomic 3 ай бұрын

Well it is a very true story. Embellishments were made! I'm still 250. I am going to see if I can get the video and link it. My old manager was transferring it for me and I haven't seen it since. I'll look for it though!

@factsoverfiction7826 3 ай бұрын

That's great storytelling!😂

@Hustlemandalorian 3 ай бұрын

“3 pieces of cloth from being in a committed relationship “ 😂😂😂

@annairama5775 3 ай бұрын

This is the comment I was looking for 😂

@LJ-jj5vn 3 ай бұрын

Omg I've not laughed that hard in ages. Awesome story! 😂😂😂

@katiedrew4708 3 ай бұрын

When I laugh hard I start coughing, I COULDN'T BREATHE!

@terrythomas5479 3 ай бұрын

Glad to know it's not just me with this issue!

@MrJdsenior 3 ай бұрын

Are you still with us?

@charityfrazier8639 3 ай бұрын

Same

@katiedrew4708 3 ай бұрын

@@terrythomas5479 I've watched it 3 times, sent it to all my friends and saved it!

@pelletfunner6701 3 ай бұрын

Great delivery and timing! Looking forward to seeing him again! ❤

@drawingcloser76 3 ай бұрын

I like the I lost a ton of weight you could barely recognize me, it was 2 pounds 😂 I gotta remember that one to use it myself

@janislohman8125 3 ай бұрын

Havent laughed so hard ever! Oh my his delivery and timing PERFECT LOVED IT

@friend757 3 ай бұрын

I can relate to the story because I was told my breast were almost too big when I did a tandem jump; straps and safety issues. Guy glued to me had me roll forward. My video us super embarrassing. I enjoyed reminiscing abd laughed hard iver your account of the experience.

@AK47-fh4gq 3 ай бұрын

Amazing Set Keep Them coming Mark 😎

@seancycle1 3 ай бұрын

That was awesome! I used to parachute in the army. Listening to you, I laughed so hard I almost peed!

@Primalxbeast 3 ай бұрын

Those round ones that drop you like a sack of potatoes? I'll pass on that. tyvm

@nb7524 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious!😂 I want to see a full show of him!

@terfalicious 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious! We need the whole set!

@12thDecember 3 ай бұрын

OMG, that's so funny! He's got _great_ timing. 🤣

@rustinstardust2094 3 ай бұрын

I was laughing so hard I got this weird cramp in my jaw...totally worth it!

@brrjohnson8131 3 ай бұрын

This took an unexpected turn, I wasn't ready. 😅

@billhufman3514 3 ай бұрын

One of the best told stories I've ever heard!!!

@athena7042 3 ай бұрын

You're a great storyteller.

@edtimm719 3 ай бұрын

Funniest guy I’ve seen in a while

@schadowolf 3 ай бұрын

That was a hilarious story, laughed till I cried heh

@stickboy9475 3 ай бұрын

Funny guy, great story teller.

@juliettedauterive3745 3 ай бұрын

Laughed until I cried.

@ashac7183 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious and original storytelling 😂

@theRealSteinocher 3 ай бұрын

Amazing! After this I dont have to do situps today 🤣👍

@seanwilliams4975 3 ай бұрын

That was hilarious

@anaderol5408 3 ай бұрын

Phew! I've been debating for decades whether to try a jump or not....literally the first time I got the notion I was young enough for my mother to forbid me to do so! I am now 72 years old and now I know I can't jump....I'm too fat! Reprieve! 😂😂😅😅

@markriccadonnacomic 3 ай бұрын

Love it! Thank you for the watch!

@calicokush 2 ай бұрын

There's simulated places you can try... you never have to leave the ground. Albeit, it costs just as much for them to run a fan for you to experience it. Albeit, most indoor skydiving places got weight limits too but some move the cheesier route with adding a harness with a crane... not sure, what exactly that entails. I've done a couple jumps among other things... didn't want to be one of Jerry's kids, so went full fledged the other direction. Now the very thought of it makes me nauseated, mostly it's the diving part is easy but that slow descent is too much. Always hated hot air balloons because of that... Now you could probably go on a hot air balloon ride, experience the bit that most people want to experience... but there's not enough space to cower in the basket and scream for somebody to get you down.

@anaderol5408 2 ай бұрын

@@calicokush 😂😂"A harness with a crane" sounds more like a construction site! I have considered a hot air balloon but I must admit I have a seriously low boredom threshold - I did a glider flight once and for a little while it was fun riding the up and down air drafts but then I was done - I'm sure if one is in control of the glider the ability to catch the air drafts makes it much more fun than just being a passenger.

@Lavenderrose73 6 күн бұрын

I'm pretty sure the fact I closed my eyes as we were approaching the exit of the plane was the only reason I was even able to jump. I barely managed not to chicken out at the last second.

@C-M-E 3 ай бұрын

This guy is great! Funny, relatable, everything ya need for a laugh.

@chuckfarley567 3 ай бұрын

Punchlines.....at Terminal Velocity !!!

@Mark-db1ok 3 ай бұрын

Awesome story, hilarious!

@JohnnyBWalkin 3 ай бұрын

That was hilarious 😂 Bravo 👏 🤣

@robot7759 3 ай бұрын

If the instructor told me I'm too fat to jump out of a plane I'd be like "Thanks mate, I'm out of here. Have a nice flight and break a leg." It's all just showbiz, innit? 😉

@bolotabr12 3 ай бұрын

He’s awesome 😎 😅

@pennyb2245 3 ай бұрын

Laughed the whole way through this video 😂

@therealaj68 3 ай бұрын

He's really funny 😁

@terribryant9996 3 ай бұрын

You are awesome!😂

@nicolehubbard3536 3 ай бұрын

This was hilarious! 😂

@diyeana 3 ай бұрын

This is hilarious. Thanks for the literal laugh of louds.

@stuartgibbel 3 ай бұрын

Very funny stuff. I'm never going to skydive.

@lindsey2233 3 ай бұрын

Hands down the best story teller 😂😂😂

@crusaderofmary1972 3 ай бұрын

Fantabuloius!

@jeshdhawan 3 ай бұрын

I'd pay to see that video.

@erico2001 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh

@donnahampton3632 3 ай бұрын

I need to see his jump video after that story!

@markriccadonnacomic 3 ай бұрын

I'm going to try and get it! Need to find it!

@donnahampton3632 3 ай бұрын

@@markriccadonnacomic It would be an effective way to send everyone to your own webpage!

@ferlj3950 3 ай бұрын

This dude is hilarious 😂, love from Philippines

@TomiBonTomi_2.0 3 ай бұрын

This one was funny as hell!

@davcatry 3 ай бұрын

Love this guy!

@ostjeff 3 ай бұрын

Truly the funniest 10 minutes I have ever heard. Awesome storytelling and act outs. Mark is hilarious and also a great guy.

@chiefredbird7315 3 ай бұрын

Yes man...your funny 👍

@UKMike2009 3 ай бұрын

Fantastic - great comedy storytelling. Hilarious man!

@samuelwallace2782 3 ай бұрын

It's that that you're too heavy to fall. It's that you're too heavy for the parachute to stop you

@MyMusic-cd3do 3 ай бұрын

Thanks for clearing that up. And here's me thinking it's a gravity issue. Hey, what about the tanks?

@samuelwallace2782 3 ай бұрын

@MyMusic-cd3do Different parachutes. Cargo parachutes are obviously much bigger, and they use more when they drop cargo, but they are also more permeable. They are woven less tightly, allowing air to pass through while still slowing the rate of descent. They are like that because you want cargo (or jumpers doing a mass exit) to come more or less straight down, not drift away with the wind. Skydiving parachutes are woven much more tightly and built to essentially be a giant wing, giving the parachutist more control. If the jumpers are too heavy, they can shred the parachute or break lines.

@Guyonthecouch420 3 ай бұрын

I stumbled upon this clip and I was laughing from the start. Great stuff

@dancechica 3 ай бұрын

I mean, you're never too fat to fall if you don't care about living or dying

@torylynne 3 ай бұрын

Omg I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe😂😂😂😂😂

@whorn9295 3 ай бұрын

That was great. Came here for a bit of humor before going to sleep and ended up wiping tears from my cheeks. This man is absolutely hilarious.😂 I loved it. Would like to see and hear more from him. This was way more than I was expecting this evening. Thanks 😉

@helloravenp 3 ай бұрын

That was amazing!

@analysisonlight605 3 ай бұрын

That was hilarious! I am going to have to watch it again.

@taissalada 3 ай бұрын

When the story telling is so good, you hold your breath…..

@jeffhairston9645 3 ай бұрын

Having gone skydiving before I could picture every bit of this! Great job!

@christopherbic7688 3 ай бұрын

Funny

@edithdlp8045 3 ай бұрын

10:03 😂😂😂

@alxen9814 2 ай бұрын

Probably the funniest story I heard on this channel. Thanks, Mark!

@GPDuchess 3 ай бұрын

I started watching this after watching the news and i was in a foul mood; so at first i was, meh, whatever, by the end of it, i was up in the sky on all fours; brilliant comedy😂😂

@vaskenchoubaralian2847 3 ай бұрын

If this was in Long Island, I bet it was the same Duncan who was my jump instructor back in '07!

@DrinksJokesStorytelling 3 ай бұрын

It was long island!

@markriccadonnacomic 3 ай бұрын

I bet it was!

@jilliangetsit 3 ай бұрын

Some expressions he makes, he looks like Shia LaBeouf

@mizcorene 3 ай бұрын

I totally see it 👍

@verysilly8883 3 ай бұрын

But much sweeter looking!

@38skippers 3 ай бұрын

I need a drag racing shute

@GrumpyForester 3 ай бұрын

Absolutely hilarious storytelling@!!! I loved it 🤣🤣🤣

@srortiz87 3 ай бұрын

Great set. Seriously I couldn't stop laughing. Heading to dry bar to watch your full special

@nunyabiznez666 3 ай бұрын

Hah! I passed out when I jumped too 😂 I was so stoked to do it, but dtull scared AF, so I sucked in and tightened the straps even more....not smart.....so when the parachute deployed everything was so tight I couldn't easily breathe lol 😅 I remember hearing "lift your legs up!" as we came to land but got em up a few inches and I faceplant to the ground 🙄 Coulda been worse!!!! Easily broken legs 😬 0_o

@markriccadonnacomic 3 ай бұрын

It was brutal right... smashed my 🍇

@jillgegen3384 3 ай бұрын

My video goes....😂😅

@antonyware9887 3 ай бұрын

Not laughed this much in years 😂

@vha3151 3 ай бұрын

I was cackling so hard my Nana gave me side eyes 😂 hilarious set!

@Reaper_paragon 3 ай бұрын

Excellent story and very funny.

@ladonnaflournoy1 3 ай бұрын

I went Skydiving once. He is tellin the truth....about everything 😂😂 I laughed at this guy soo hard.

@friedenhiker1032 3 ай бұрын

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time 🤣; tears everywhere. This skit was unexpectedly awesome!

@trandom2083 3 ай бұрын

Most entertaining sky dive story ever. He has great inflection and energy. Probably fun to hang out with

@carolbonfield8622 3 ай бұрын

😂

@lovelylove8207 3 ай бұрын

Im literally dying laughing at this 🤣 😂

@dohiii 3 ай бұрын

😂😂 thank you, that was great. Hilarious.

@fatgirlhiking6250 3 ай бұрын

Lol I'm too fat to skydive it costs extra if you're overweight. Unfortunately never got to do it cuz got fogged out. Lol

@38skippers 3 ай бұрын

Same for me, but it got too windy.

@DennyCorby 3 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA my mom wanted to go skydiving with a GroupOn!

@markriccadonnacomic 3 ай бұрын

Don't do it! Oh wait you guys are all thin... you will be fine

@davidbrandt6925 3 ай бұрын

Good jump "bro" lol

@christicrenshaw2772 3 ай бұрын

I laughed the whole time. 😂

@bobbg9041 3 ай бұрын

Sounds like my hang gliding affair When i jumped with wind, then it stopped dead.

@JennyT101 3 ай бұрын

This really made me laugh. This guy is funny!

@nwuk1983 3 ай бұрын

😂❤

@iamregnarts 3 ай бұрын

I used to skydive when I was younger. I fell like a greased safe.

@Morpha-s-Musicbox 3 ай бұрын

💖

@majoroldladyakamom6948 3 ай бұрын

Mark had a tough week. Sorry to hear that. ⚘️ Me, too. Got my right foot amputated last Tuesday, the day after my 64th Birthday. Still trying to get my head wrapped around it. Haven't told my Soldier son yet. For those fellow followers of the teachings of Jesus Christ, your prayers are much appreciated. Love, Deborah K.

@kenvinton3786 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious life story of a man fighting against intake

@stevenboettcher4796 2 ай бұрын

What a great story. So funny.

@joanbarnhill6342 3 ай бұрын

Hysterical!😊

@Paladin1873 2 ай бұрын

My brother actually split open his chute because he had put on too much weight. He had to pop his reserve and between them he made a safe landing in a briar-patch. Naturally I'm sending him this link.

@estherclawson6876 3 ай бұрын

I feel like I have to say something to get the bot comments something to chew on. Funny story. Kinda funny guy. Worked out to be pretty funny combined. Glad it was clean comedy. Refrigerator.

@DrinksJokesStorytelling 3 ай бұрын

This is the greatest comment ever!!!

@markriccadonnacomic 3 ай бұрын

Haha microwave! This made me smile!