I have rocks now, I demand a rematch

the hp bar isn't actually his health points, it was his patience

While I don't play the game, I am still left wondering if it was a mistake, or pure brass clangers that drove you to give wizard space and place him by the moon.

To be fair, he fucked around so it was inevitable he was gonna find out..

man that was the clutch of the CENTURY, gg dude

Wizard had it coming for not using DI and spaming spark bombs instead of summoning orb.

He literally made a touhou attack at the end with the amount of projectiles he spammed

0:29 the sync is godlike

“But it’s not zero.” Is a mood. Never give up until absolute failure.

"It's over! You're surrounded!" "All I'm surrounded by is fear... and dead men."

i always go easy on my friends because they legit leave after 10 minutes

Hp is an illusion that every arcatype you aren't using uses to scare you

A wise man once said : "The only relevant HP is the last one"

Bro you feel like such a badass when you watch your replays in yomi hustle

dude, this once happened to me (not in yomi hustle, another game) that the guy used a combo on me that almost killed me, i fell back and he said "gg ez, gg for you is get good" then i rushed and comboed him to death and i said "im still standing m8"

"You only have 1hp" "So does sans undertale, allow me to make an impersonation of him now"

The Jojo theme never felt so appropriate.

0:38 the way you dodged those purple projectiles / knew where they would go was amazing

"It's over! You have three hp left!" "It's two more than I need."

The power of drinking hotdog water coursing through his vains.💪💯🔥

“Wow you’re so easy to beat! I thought you played this before.” *proceeds to get smacked*

I have a replay like this, I was trapped in the corner as cowboy at very low hp, surrounded by projectiles, and then weaved my way through all of them flawlessly and kicked that wizard's butt. One of my greatest moments

When the HP Bar turn all black, he didn't die but the Black Bar was actually Phase 2 HP Bar

0:27 the line "Its not zero tho"goes really hard

Any time fighting games are brought up I feel like sharing the experience I had brutalizing my older childhood friend's friends when I was a kid. We were playing Soul Calibur 3, I think, and they were doing some fun little mini tournament to get a wooden sword that my friend had made using duct tape and, well, wood. It was just a fun, semi-competitive format. But they didnt have enough people for 4, so I offered to join. They kinda laughed and let me in since I was an autistic little 10 year old who really wanted to interact with them. They started by going easy on me because they played the game a fair amount and they wanted to give me a "fair chance". O.k. I proceeded to massacre them all. Perfect reads, dodges, blocks, grabs, everything. They could barely touch me. I even went one round against one of them without getting hit. The moral of the story is that when your friend is an autistic gamer with few friends and a lot of spare time, you need to fear them.

"Like, impressive, dude. I think I'm gonna have to use %0.001 percent of my power"

Bro sat up from his chair

Best comeback I've ever seen in a while

POV: your friend calls you trash so you gotta lean forward now

Just me in general, I just have fun it's not even intentionally done but I always get knocked down to 1% then just start avoiding everything. Opponent: You lose! Me: You've just activated my trap card. *Broken Luck*

0:18 my volume was muted, but just by this flashing I can tell it’s the funny jojo music

this reminds me of when i was almost okay at toribash physics fighting game where touching the ground gets you the L I was basically held against the ground before completely reversing the advantage

A friend of mine got me into fighting games and taught me a few things. The most important thing he taught me is that you aint done till that heath bar is empty. There is ALWAYS a chance.

"-you're finished ! i surrounded you with my magic darts and spark bombs ! YOU CANNOT WIN CLOVER !" "-fool, didn't you remark something ?" "-uh ?..." "-your hp, it's very low." "-What ?! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN ?!" "-because of sadness, when you stay away from the opponent for too long sadness start to build, when too high you progressively loose hp and lose access to all defensive options. while you were occupied staying in the air launching projectiles you didn't see your sadness going up, i took this opportunity to build meter and reposition myself perfectly. Now i can hit you with my 100-cuts and finish you off in a single combo." "-HAHAHAHA, YOU FOOL ! I JUST HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO BLOCK, MEANING THAT I CAN PARRY AND HAVE A FRAME-ADVANTAGE !" "-Shit !" "-TAKE THIS ! CONJURE WEAPON !" "-hm. idiot." "-HE DODGED ?!" "-This attack has too much start-up so i had time to Air Dash, This was your last mistake, now i only need to attack you once to win." "-NOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I. TOPHAT, WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN ! I'M THE BETTER PLAYE-" "-ORA." ... *Use DI next time.*

its always that one guy who always survives on low hp

First time i am hearing of this game and I am glad i was introduced like this

"bro you suck" last moments before disaster

Even the dart misses at the end ,damn bro (more like 1000 cut destroy it)

"You're surrounded" "Poor bastard. You've nowhere to run, then."

bro really just said "aight, bet" wizard mains would still be like "nah man you got lucky"

As a wise man once said "A man who has nothing to lose is the most dangerous type of man."

I like the fact that you could just casually evade every projectile

"You fight like a wizard."

Tekken 7 Akuma 🤝 Y.O.M.I. Cowboy “Alright, I’m at 1 hp, now the match is fair”

That's how you know it's a real fighting game

i swear this is sometimes annoying cuz If I wont go easy on my friend then he just rage quits like my bro just get better lol

Like a certain minecraft player: "not even close!"

You’ve never won until the enemy is dead.

“hey man! i think i’m finally getting good at this game!”

i mean he didnt change his DI at all so he was kind of asking for it

Bro was dodging like he was playing Touhou

“dont take my mercy for weakness”

Poor mage, he didn't train hard enough in the tower of wizard mains and didn't loop him for half an hour

0:37 I like to think he's screaming like diavolo lol

Remember the chance of surviving on one hp may be low, but its never zero.

"You're surrunded!" "Yes... Surrounded by fate..."

if Hollow Knight taught me anything, it’s that 1 HP is sometimes all you need, amazing work.

This makes me remember when I was playing three of my friends at once (a 3v1) and I didn’t try up to a point. That was until I reached my second to last life. Needless to say, they didn’t really want to play against me again.

I'm not trapped in here with you, YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!

"Alright, I think ive given myself enough of a handicap"

Nearly every jojo part 3 and 4 episode be like

This is what happens when you go from sitting back to sitting forward while playing a competitive game

When you finally get tired of your little brother talking smack

'Remember Son, Dying is Gay'

The only HP that matters is the last one!

I’m scared to try this game now.

Pov: you suddenly remember the 6ft goth girl is watching your game

this is the closest choreography thing i've seen to a full good old animated stickfight.

this man has plot armor

Its not over till its over

When the friend you taught how to play calls you trash after killing you

"The only HP that matters is the last one"

Confession - Whenever I play games with someone and they are against me, I will intentionally let them get near victory before pulling the most flawless comeback you’ve ever seen in your life just to keep them playing. For if I destroy them to quickly, they shall leave. You must provide hope before you choose annihilation.

I once were on Brawlhalla, I was loosing 2-3 Defeated the dude once, but he destroyed me, leaving me on red HP and 1 life So it were 1-2 Hell, I somehow survived and destroyed him twice lol

The health bar was how much he was holding back

those last dodges were personal

Ok as someone who plays game. Its really as cool as it looks. You definitely need the patience to play it though as its turn based combat but it makes cool stuff like this

Mad respect man

This video gives me flashbacks of the time I lost 5 games in a row all against people with 1 hp

“ I’ve taught you everything you know, but not everything I know… “

nice

Dude doesnt know how OP orb is

buddy really went "nuh-uh"

THAT PRIDE WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL GANONDORF

Man that game looks crazy fun i wonder whats the name of it

this game looks so cool to people who don't know its just glorified chess

This reminds me of a time I was playing a fighting game called Bulwark, and I was participating in a Christmas events where you had to deliver gifts to houses across the map. One dude interrupted my quest and challenged me to a duel. I asked him politely to let me deliver the gift, then we could fight. He declined my offer and attacked me anyway. The fight lasted less than 20 seconds. Let’s just say his face became quite well acquainted with my halberd.

bro is the protagonist

"but its not zero" that my friend was cold

Yomi hustle replays always look amazing

Bro really said "Nah, I'd win."

Bro said some “Nah, I’d win.”

bro made him fly through the entire fucking stage

Alternate title: your friendly fight with your friend gets out of hand

“You really think you can beat me? You’re on 1 HP!” “That’s true..” *“But it’s not Zero.”*

I don't even like fighting games, but the edit at the start with Vento di Ouro was *chef kiss

"You're on 1 hp" "but its not zero" -🥶

When you use your special attack:

To this random person i dont know and probably never will, thank you for showing me the existence of this game

"The only hit point that matters is the last!"