When your religious friend ends up in Hell with you

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Zach Star Himself

Zach Star Himself

2 жыл бұрын

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@ashamansedai
@ashamansedai 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being omnipotent and getting bribed with just 20 dollars
@ShiningDarknes
@ShiningDarknes 2 жыл бұрын
Hey man this economy is tough on everyone and $20 is $20.
@achaeanmapping4408
@achaeanmapping4408 2 жыл бұрын
Hes omnipitent, he could just make 20 bucks out of thin air
@zaikox4042
@zaikox4042 2 жыл бұрын
@@achaeanmapping4408 what about inflation man
@Julian-pw5mv
@Julian-pw5mv 2 жыл бұрын
@@zaikox4042 inflation of creating 20 dollars is so minimal you wouldnt even notice.
@achaeanmapping4408
@achaeanmapping4408 2 жыл бұрын
@@zaikox4042 Our currency is already going to the shit, 20$ wont make it any worse
@angusbryant3583
@angusbryant3583 2 жыл бұрын
Now we need "Satanist but somehow wound up in Heaven"
@ZachStarHimself
@ZachStarHimself 2 жыл бұрын
This is a great idea
@dazcarrr
@dazcarrr 2 жыл бұрын
heaven is reserved for: -drug fans -atheists -satanists
@Aredel
@Aredel 2 жыл бұрын
DEWIT
@linkholder
@linkholder 2 жыл бұрын
The ultimate troll.
@natsusatsujinki8342
@natsusatsujinki8342 2 жыл бұрын
Lessago
@ladyalicent705
@ladyalicent705 Жыл бұрын
The protagonist roasting the hell out of his religious friend without fearing consequences or social norms now that he’s in Hell is the very definition of ‘I’m already in jail, what are you gonna do? Arrest me?’
@littlemoth4956
@littlemoth4956 10 ай бұрын
People really need to learn the definition of the word definition.
@blueaccelerator2674
@blueaccelerator2674 10 ай бұрын
And *you* need to learn to comprehend jokes, my man.
@dorkydorgi5873
@dorkydorgi5873 10 ай бұрын
@@littlemoth4956 I think you need to learn the definition of a hyperbole
@TranHoa12388
@TranHoa12388 9 ай бұрын
hell
@auserwitha404
@auserwitha404 9 ай бұрын
@@littlemoth4956 Yeah, what the others above me said.
@Rymann_23
@Rymann_23 Жыл бұрын
This is actually sadly accurate. A lot of “Christians” are going to end up in Hell because of the “I did everything right” line
@voidl3s246
@voidl3s246 11 ай бұрын
Simply because they didn’t repent
@fatjellyfish9478
@fatjellyfish9478 10 ай бұрын
​​@@voidl3s246didn't repent, cause they were cuntw
@cye2310
@cye2310 10 ай бұрын
​@@voidl3s246 Repent? Did you think that's an option? God said that he'll forgive your sins, but what sins specifically?
@cye2310
@cye2310 10 ай бұрын
​ He's omnipotent, omnibenevolent, and omniscient. If he's all that, then why give that vague requirement?
@voidl3s246
@voidl3s246 10 ай бұрын
@@cye2310 all of them if you repent
@princepoddar2840
@princepoddar2840 2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist : God sent the atheist guy in hell because he was good and this was his true heaven
@ekkovaan2261
@ekkovaan2261 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, thats a projection of himself. God gave him the powe to astral project into hell for another $20
@niccolopaganini1782
@niccolopaganini1782 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, fr, you don't know what you said.
@princepoddar2840
@princepoddar2840 2 жыл бұрын
@@niccolopaganini1782 i am saying , that if many people had the opportunity to fuck with a friend , they would temporary go to hell
@pietajunior3437
@pietajunior3437 2 жыл бұрын
@@niccolopaganini1782 the hell you on about?
@eridiumrat3671
@eridiumrat3671 2 жыл бұрын
@@niccolopaganini1782 what are you talking about its a joke
@renegade6578
@renegade6578 2 жыл бұрын
I was expecting God to call the non-religious friend and ask him when he's coming back to heaven to play Poker.
@randywa
@randywa 2 жыл бұрын
Why do you think God accepted the 20? He was playing poker with the friend and got 20 bucks in debt. The friend then agreed to absolve that debt(by giving God the 20 to pay him back with) if God sent the religious one to hell
@jaminblizz
@jaminblizz 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry I had to ruin the 666
@jose000
@jose000 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaminblizz hoo
@Sh4dowbanned
@Sh4dowbanned 2 жыл бұрын
@@randywa So virtuous of God.
@Dr._Bo
@Dr._Bo 2 жыл бұрын
ye
@DrBright5558
@DrBright5558 Жыл бұрын
"Thought shalt not walk around with stick up ass" we need that for every religion
@CD-vb9fi
@CD-vb9fi 5 ай бұрын
This is already in Christianity. The 2 Great Commandments are all about this actually. But it is also important to understand that we are commanded to call out evil when we see it because God is also about "Justice" so people that do wrong to others will be "punished". Too many people to today now accuse people that call out evil as having a "stick up their ass" and that is not the case. We go by "God's Definitions" not human ones... which have a habit of "changing" over time... sometimes to the literal "opposite" of what they originally meant. Like "love"... the definition of love today is now completely opposite of what it means in scripture.
@williamlancaster5136
@williamlancaster5136 5 ай бұрын
@@CD-vb9fi Hail to the fallen prince, have a wonderful day and get that stick out of your ass.
@Ryan-ff2db
@Ryan-ff2db 4 ай бұрын
​@@CD-vb9fi Matthew says don't judge lest you be judged. As far as calling out evil/sin, the bible uses the term brother in almost all of these versus, as in members of your church or same faith, not someone of the "world". 2 Timothy does say when teaching but this still must mean in their own faith as it would contradict many other versus if it was not. Most prominently 1Corinthians 5:12 and a dozen other versus in Matthew. Basically the whole newest portion of the bible insists it's followers not walk around with stick up butt. But they do it anyways.
@Scotty-vs4lf
@Scotty-vs4lf 4 ай бұрын
@@CD-vb9fi"god" was made up by humans, so every one of "gods" rules are human rules
@CD-vb9fi
@CD-vb9fi 4 ай бұрын
@@Scotty-vs4lf Can you make up a less obvious lie? There are no humans that made up the Two Great Commandments. There is a reason ALL of "The Law" hangs upon them. I will give you a couple of basic reasons. #1. Love God with all heart, mind, and soul.
@MichaelJavier1
@MichaelJavier1 2 жыл бұрын
3:31... *YOU PAID GOD 20$ TO SENT ME TO HELL!?*
@moving_knight
@moving_knight Жыл бұрын
"THE BOYS"
@idaniluz652
@idaniluz652 2 жыл бұрын
moral of the story: don't worry about where you will end up in the afterlife. if you don't like where you are, just give god 20$ to change this.
@EweCantSeeMe
@EweCantSeeMe 2 жыл бұрын
Ooooor......if you're not sinning, Jesus died for nothing 😅
@killerbean6254
@killerbean6254 2 жыл бұрын
So long as your buried with 20 dollars
@peepeepoopoodoodoohead
@peepeepoopoodoodoohead 2 жыл бұрын
bribery💪
@DreamingV0id
@DreamingV0id 2 жыл бұрын
Literally the Church during the holy Roman Empire lol
@cancerino666
@cancerino666 2 жыл бұрын
That's how the egyptians did it.... and middle ages catholics...
@ultimategotea
@ultimategotea 2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to say that's probably not his actual friend, but is, in fact, his hell.
@lonestarr1490
@lonestarr1490 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, that's deep. Like, hell deep.
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 2 жыл бұрын
A good friend of mine coined the phrase 'If you manage your circle of friends properly, you don't need any enemies' :D
@jwn5
@jwn5 2 жыл бұрын
Nah.. it's definitely a friend, the devil you know is sometimes worse then the one you don't, I'm going to hell with nothing but 20s and a list and whiskey to laugh my fucking ass off
@ShadowPhoenix82
@ShadowPhoenix82 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed. I like that perspective. Solid.
@ShadowPhoenix82
@ShadowPhoenix82 2 жыл бұрын
@@jwn5 still not a friend
@noahgoodjoke7807
@noahgoodjoke7807 2 жыл бұрын
"Thou shalt not walk around with stick up ass." Book of Zach, 00:50
@felixdogan6776
@felixdogan6776 Жыл бұрын
2:54 Sickest god to ever exist
@chrisjackson1889
@chrisjackson1889 13 күн бұрын
No one is going to ask how he’s got God’s phone number?
@YT_JoshSausage
@YT_JoshSausage 9 күн бұрын
@@chrisjackson1889you dont?
@justafan7379
@justafan7379 2 жыл бұрын
Love the enthusiasm despite the fact that he too is in FUCKING HELL
@python1972
@python1972 2 жыл бұрын
He's actually in Hell's private suite on his off hours, his job is to taunt the Christians who got sent to hell
@ShiningDarknes
@ShiningDarknes 2 жыл бұрын
Well yeah but it is really just a state of mind, you know? I mean hell is what you make of it.
@idaniluz652
@idaniluz652 2 жыл бұрын
is hell really is that terrible? after all, it does appear to have WIFI in it, and you can contact god whenever you want.
@fernandobraga8455
@fernandobraga8455 2 жыл бұрын
The atheist is in his natural habitat. He is having the time of his afterlife.
@ShiningDarknes
@ShiningDarknes 2 жыл бұрын
@@idaniluz652 yeah but is it good WiFi or like McDonalds WifI?
@parthbansal2775
@parthbansal2775 2 жыл бұрын
"there is a god who I met the other day" Zach is excellent at referencing his past videos
@anshumanagrawal346
@anshumanagrawal346 2 жыл бұрын
Which one is that from?
@thelastbrickbender2139
@thelastbrickbender2139 2 жыл бұрын
I think it’s the, god is a bro one?
@aidenmann6190
@aidenmann6190 2 жыл бұрын
He's creating a multiverse
@louisrobitaille5810
@louisrobitaille5810 2 жыл бұрын
It's actually a foreshadowing for the bribe at the end 👀
@satansbarman
@satansbarman 2 жыл бұрын
@@aidenmann6190 the Z-Starverse
@air5723
@air5723 2 жыл бұрын
I almost died from laughing at this, I did not see that lunch line coming oh my god
@slevinchannel7589
@slevinchannel7589 2 жыл бұрын
Conundrum: Zach is a total Star, but that gives me the Urge to recommend YT-Channel; at least Science-Channel (like Sci Man Dan, Professor Dave, Planarwalk, Veritasium) but that makes some mistake me for a Bot. So the more desire i have to reach many people and share Science-Fun, the less i reach?
@Eve.Valentine
@Eve.Valentine 2 жыл бұрын
"You remember the seventh commandment?" "Thou shalt live a little" 💀☠💀☠💀
@loturzelrestaurant
@loturzelrestaurant 2 жыл бұрын
Great how lighthearted this channel is; reminds me of Logicked, Prophet of Zod, Sir Sic and maybe Hbomberguy. But unfortunately, we do live in a Decade where Christianity radicalizes itself. But the Telltale Ahteist covers it with Humor, so i have no Qualm about recommending him to Zack's fans too. Especially the WHACK-Coverage like his videos about Kat Kerr.
@superslime16th
@superslime16th 2 жыл бұрын
Knowing that this guy also has a mathematics dedicated channel is so confusing
@medexamtoolsdotcom
@medexamtoolsdotcom 2 жыл бұрын
How is that? It's better than politicians acting as if they are self-proclaimed experts on science don't you think?
@astro_penguin_
@astro_penguin_ 2 жыл бұрын
For me it's the opposite haha, I follow his main channel and every once in a while I remember this skit channel exists and it just makes me love the guy even more
@caffemocca8855
@caffemocca8855 2 жыл бұрын
That shows that being nerdy doesn't equate being boring
@holyknight9507
@holyknight9507 2 жыл бұрын
What's the channel name?
@superslime16th
@superslime16th 2 жыл бұрын
@@holyknight9507 it's just "zach star" i think
@querube78
@querube78 2 жыл бұрын
"by making him go to Bible camp, you practically aborted his childhood..." Ouch
@adrianloveslucius
@adrianloveslucius 2 жыл бұрын
Considering I was that child, I feel seen. lol
@Helena-me6mp
@Helena-me6mp 2 жыл бұрын
@@adrianloveslucius oof
@Tr4ns1st0r
@Tr4ns1st0r Жыл бұрын
Gonna be honest, the one I went to was really fun. I understand that my experience is far from universal. And it’s really sad that this is the case. I’m sorry :(
@querube78
@querube78 Жыл бұрын
Damn y'all lucky you got pizza parties and christian music concerts/plays. I got raped and had to waste my childhood knocking on peoples' doors.
@Tr4ns1st0r
@Tr4ns1st0r Жыл бұрын
@@querube78 …Oh I… don’t know what to say. That’s so horrible…
@dashingclasher
@dashingclasher Жыл бұрын
0:15 The video when parents walk in:
@shotgun6125
@shotgun6125 2 жыл бұрын
What’s funny is that I think sending someone to hell for being stuck-up might actually be somewhat in-line with parts of scripture
@kristyandesouza5980
@kristyandesouza5980 2 жыл бұрын
The editing is getting even better, Zach really is turning into a qualified comedian as well as a qualified teacher
@nathanwhite704
@nathanwhite704 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, apparently he's created separate communities without even trying. There's tons of subscribers here that don't know about his original STEM channel.
@mausm7534
@mausm7534 2 жыл бұрын
@@nathanwhite704 I think KZfaq recommended this channel because I watch Ryan George and Calebcity. didn't know about the STEM videos, now I'm gonna go look for them, thank you!
@nathanwhite704
@nathanwhite704 2 жыл бұрын
@@mausm7534 His STEM channel is awesome. He does in depth comparisons of various fields. I started following Zach Star years ago when his channel was called Major Prep. He helped me to pick Computer Engineering as my major :)
@mausm7534
@mausm7534 2 жыл бұрын
@@nathanwhite704 that's awesome!
@yukisoba8888
@yukisoba8888 2 жыл бұрын
@@mausm7534 ayy i watch ryan george and calebcity too. absolute legends
@dezh6345
@dezh6345 2 жыл бұрын
The funniest part about this is, an atheist met God, and quickly found out that God was easily bought, but instead of changing his mind, and buying his way into heaven instead, he just got his friend sent to hell with him.
@gamingelementalist6725
@gamingelementalist6725 2 жыл бұрын
Part of the Bible (as opposed to other parts because it's the most self contradictive book ever) describes heaven as a place where everyone spends every moment worshipping God and signing to him and doing nothing else, so yeah, sounds more like hell to me than actual hell. I'd take a pass on that for sure.
@Chuckkills
@Chuckkills 2 жыл бұрын
@@gamingelementalist6725 oh man, that sounds terrible. Get me as far away from that place as possible, thank you very much
@stalkyjohnson4081
@stalkyjohnson4081 2 жыл бұрын
@@Chuckkills burning for eternity is much worse just saying...
@Chuckkills
@Chuckkills 2 жыл бұрын
@@stalkyjohnson4081 honestly, I’ve heard both. And they sound equally bad. Difference is, I get to sleep in on Sundays if I take the former option 🤷
@majorblitz3846
@majorblitz3846 2 жыл бұрын
@@stalkyjohnson4081 What could I said, physical torment or mental torment it is.
@TheBoss-bd8sn
@TheBoss-bd8sn 2 жыл бұрын
1:15 “Oh my god” ... maybe that’s why he’s in hell
@nofacedgoldfish6216
@nofacedgoldfish6216 Жыл бұрын
0:09 "Who I met the other day" Oh the foreshadowing is great. Didn't notice that joke until finding out about the bribery. Love your videos!
@Marcel._B
@Marcel._B 2 жыл бұрын
This made me thinking about "When you're religious but God still hates you". He clearly would send you to hell for not living up to his standards
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 2 жыл бұрын
Ironically, there's a passage in the Bible which tell folks to Not Be Religious - on account being Religious is putting high standards no one could live upto. And another which tells don't force ones own Religious standards on other or use God's teaching as a weapon or to spread hate. Imagine a world if the folks who call their self a child of God ( of their choice) acceslly read the book they try to shove down other people's throat. Edit: And yes, God dislike people like this; so your statement above rings true.
@akunog3665
@akunog3665 2 жыл бұрын
@@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven "And yes, God dislike people like this" how could you possibly know this to be true.. This seems like something you dislike, so you are assuming God feels the same way. Do you even know if God can like or dislike something? If he created it all, and has ultimate power over it all, then it should all be liked.. and if there is only liking, then the distinction seems meaningless.
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 2 жыл бұрын
@@akunog3665 There's are passages in the Bible that covers " Being Lukewarm" , " Being a Follower of God to feel more important/special than anyone else", "A False Follower", and " Using your anoint for power, greed, or pride". So Yes, there are several pages that Proves God dislike these type of people and view them as false followers and people who might twist his teachings for Thier own benefit. And if you're going to ask "Why would God allow a person do something that he would dislike" it's on account he gave everything he made "Free Will" Edit: I have nothing against folks who are like this, far from it. It was simply sharing a bit of info that backs up the Person's above original comment.
@akunog3665
@akunog3665 2 жыл бұрын
@@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven I see, so you know God from the bible. So, the first hurdle is to come to terms with how we know the Bible to be the inerrant word of God. This is probably where the hang up is. I am not sure we do have free will, but that's also a separate debate. Thanks for pointing toward your knowledge, it is interesting to be sure that it's warned against in the Bible.
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 2 жыл бұрын
@@akunog3665 Very well put and correct. These passages/teaching are also in Quran and Torah - since they all fallow the same God , but differ in how it view Jesus, have a few more or less Prophets, how Family dynamics work, and how they see their Relationship with God. And how most see it - God gave Free Will to everything to how many would fallow him and how many will leave the Kingdom for small gains. Some even say God gave Us "Free Will" to see how his New Creations would turn out. On account he was betrayed by his Angels that he gave "Little Will" to.
@coltondavis9125
@coltondavis9125 2 жыл бұрын
Remember when he said that the 7th commandment is "Thou shalt live a little," implying that he should've cheated on his wife? Well, as it turns out, the 7th commandment is "Thou shalt not commit adultery," so that's a pretty hilarious easter egg 😂😂
@LecherousLizard
@LecherousLizard Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The babysitter wasn't 18 yet.
@LecherousLizard
@LecherousLizard Жыл бұрын
@YJG You can, but I'm well outside the 18+ only jurisdiction.
@ilke3192
@ilke3192 Жыл бұрын
There's another layer to it. Apparently one of the bible editions/King James one had an infamous printing error that read as "thou shalt commit adultery" instead, being known as "the wicked bible". Zach knows his lore
@wardelljordan1199
@wardelljordan1199 11 ай бұрын
Covet means to desire, it's not a physical act.
@targetthetank
@targetthetank 10 ай бұрын
​@@wardelljordan1199"thou shalt not covet" is a different sin. "Thou shalt not commit" is the action.
@arroe8386
@arroe8386 Жыл бұрын
"Dude, I thought you believed in god, what are you doing here" "Well, turns out it's one of the other 3000"
@OkieOtaku
@OkieOtaku Жыл бұрын
I was expecting more of the "religious friend was an ass to min wage workers, and a sick to waiters during Sunday lunch" but that ending was pretty funny 😂
@gutz166
@gutz166 2 жыл бұрын
Here's an alternate take on this : the religious dude would end up in hell anyway because his of his pride of being so "holier than thou" attitude when alive meanwhile atheist dude just got his own personal hell that he's sharing his hellish afterlife with his most hated friend for eternity. The $20 thing are just God messing with both atheist and religious dudes.
@bag.a.6465
@bag.a.6465 2 жыл бұрын
that god is not god, it's the devil disguised and everyone is in hell and he is playing with them pretending to be god
@madlyfwipp9511
@madlyfwipp9511 2 жыл бұрын
Pride isn't mortal sin but that would get ya to purgatory for sure
@bag.a.6465
@bag.a.6465 2 жыл бұрын
@@madlyfwipp9511 well he is ommiting the fact he is christian by not acting like one should, he is difamating christianity effectively
@madlyfwipp9511
@madlyfwipp9511 2 жыл бұрын
@@bag.a.6465 There are always bad Christians difamiting the church. It makes stigma spread like wildfire.
@Superbug-tf8zy
@Superbug-tf8zy 2 жыл бұрын
@@bag.a.6465 Seeing the rest of the skits, yeah no, thats just god.
@TheDebu666
@TheDebu666 2 жыл бұрын
Wait...... The creator of EVERYTHING past, present and future accepted a bribe of 20 bucks. That's it 20 bucks
@ShiningDarknes
@ShiningDarknes 2 жыл бұрын
He respected the audacity.
@spider-man8112
@spider-man8112 2 жыл бұрын
Times are tough, man.
@nore5888
@nore5888 2 жыл бұрын
20 dollars is 20 dollars bro
@wesswise28
@wesswise28 2 жыл бұрын
He probably would've done it for 3.50
@maxendermen
@maxendermen 2 жыл бұрын
Yes? You literally see him do it
@gengis737
@gengis737 2 жыл бұрын
"Why did you send me to Hell ?" "Because you are the punition of your sinner friend. just preach him for eternity".
@travisoneill2847
@travisoneill2847 6 ай бұрын
The Hazbin hotel is going to have a client
@aguywithalotofopinions412
@aguywithalotofopinions412 2 жыл бұрын
It kinda feels like if you’re only doing good things for fear of ending up in hell, you’re gonna end up in hell
@thebuilder5271
@thebuilder5271 2 жыл бұрын
Some christians I’ve met have some pretty dubious morals, like asking how atheists/agnostics can be good without the fear of hell looming over them. Like why do you need the threat of torture to be a nice person 😭
@Chuckkills
@Chuckkills 2 жыл бұрын
@@thebuilder5271 true dat
@gamera5160
@gamera5160 2 жыл бұрын
That's a common thing that's discussed among Christians. You don't want to do good out of fear of punishment or desire for reward. You want to do good out of love for God and love for other people. You want to do good for the sake of doing good.
@TallicaMan1986
@TallicaMan1986 2 жыл бұрын
@@thebuilder5271 Yeah, I've concluded some of those people are actually psychopaths or at the very least Sociopaths. They themselves don't actually have Morals and need to be threatened to abide by societies Morals. Without God. These people would absolutely be terrible people.
@lelandholmquist2467
@lelandholmquist2467 2 жыл бұрын
Well ya
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 2 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: The friend paid God $20 so they can spend eternity with their best Bro. So wholesome.
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 2 жыл бұрын
And I'm sure they're going to have a "Hell" of good time together.
@Ishmachiah
@Ishmachiah 2 жыл бұрын
Paid. Not payed.
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ishmachiah Thanks, my phone autocorrected it to "Payed" on account that is the nautical sense past tense for Pay. (So It didn't flag it as a mistype.) Edit: I promise I'm not a time traveler.
@nicoleestigarribia3131
@nicoleestigarribia3131 2 жыл бұрын
I like your thinking (◠‿・)-☆
@Anonymous-hk2de
@Anonymous-hk2de Жыл бұрын
God would never, ever be bribed like that.
@bigboibebop
@bigboibebop Жыл бұрын
Remember guys, it’s not a sin if she’s hot. The boys in hell told me so.
@coultersheppard2052
@coultersheppard2052 2 жыл бұрын
"I did everything right" _and that was your first mistake!_
@debamchakraborty1143
@debamchakraborty1143 2 жыл бұрын
"Remember peeps, cheat on your wife and heaven is guaranteed for you." -Sunglass Bro God
@Davorox1
@Davorox1 2 жыл бұрын
As long as she's hot - Sunglasses Bro God
@zaniatnik
@zaniatnik 2 жыл бұрын
What if your wife is as hot as it gets? If you really got a jackpot with her? Would cheating on the best option would send you to Hell, because “wtf is wrong with you”?
@Iso20227
@Iso20227 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t actually cheat on your wife though. That’s adultery, one of the worst sins.
@SchizoVoices
@SchizoVoices 2 жыл бұрын
@@Iso20227 No sin is worse than another according to the bible. A sin is a sin.
@i.lorentzovoltaire6138
@i.lorentzovoltaire6138 2 жыл бұрын
@@SchizoVoices Is that an excuse ?🤔🤨
@enderreaper1482
@enderreaper1482 2 жыл бұрын
“You paid God $20 to send me to hell!?” *Ah yes finite loss but infinite gain*
@johncargille7722
@johncargille7722 Жыл бұрын
Cccccccall back!
@iLikeWafflesfr
@iLikeWafflesfr Жыл бұрын
so much to gain
@Prescape
@Prescape Жыл бұрын
Pascals wager
@sheonma6198
@sheonma6198 Жыл бұрын
Pascal's Trolling
@laestaca7182
@laestaca7182 Жыл бұрын
To every religious dude who find this offensive: Do you think good doesn't have a sense of humor? Of course he does! He made YOU!
@sebastianordonez2252
@sebastianordonez2252 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but God probably doesn’t laugh when people are straight up mocking Him to His face :/
@bringbackdislikes3195
@bringbackdislikes3195 Жыл бұрын
@@sebastianordonez2252 So you're saying god isn't all powerful and all knowing?
@aestheticmirror9257
@aestheticmirror9257 11 ай бұрын
I have a since of humour and god made me in is image, so he has one too
@bringbackdislikes3195
@bringbackdislikes3195 11 ай бұрын
Oh man, imagine if god had learned English, the possibilities...@@aestheticmirror9257
@denexki
@denexki 11 ай бұрын
This is kinda underrated actually xD
@emmaosaya3998
@emmaosaya3998 10 ай бұрын
I needed a good laugh. Thank you for posting this
@TexMeta
@TexMeta 2 жыл бұрын
“Did you and Cathy abort any potential children? Do you think maybe you should have? Like with Trevor?” I feel attacked. But not aborted. Maybe I should have been.
@Pichu-zm9qk
@Pichu-zm9qk 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I feel the same
@inseptus712
@inseptus712 2 жыл бұрын
Genuinely though, it's a bad idea.
@robertbennett2796
@robertbennett2796 2 жыл бұрын
Its never to late to abort.
@hopin8krzys
@hopin8krzys 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being named after a GTA character
@poet4966
@poet4966 2 жыл бұрын
What that hell are u doing Trevor i thought u were killing some bikers in the desert not going to Bible camp
@Promses2Keep
@Promses2Keep 2 жыл бұрын
As a Christian, I find this ENTIRE skit faaaaar more funnier than it should be!
@computergamescritical6917
@computergamescritical6917 2 жыл бұрын
@Promses2Keep This guy often makes content in which he sort of scoffs at Christianity, he depicts “hell” as being comfortable, he depicts God as a scoffer, etcetera. Don’t take this the wrong way, because I really don’t mean this as a personal attack or anything, but I worry about watching this channel and his videos, because they seem to be nearing or actually committing blasphemy in many respects. You may do whatever you will with this reply, I apologize if it seemed like I was telling you what to do or anything like that, but I just wanted to give you something to consider. May God give you wisdom, and may your faith and repentance persevere to the very end of your life, and may all the things you do be to the aim of glorifying God and with the expectation of the rewards of Heaven. God loves you.
@PeterTheRock-II
@PeterTheRock-II 2 жыл бұрын
@@computergamescritical6917 agree with you brother.
@Promses2Keep
@Promses2Keep 2 жыл бұрын
@@computergamescritical6917 Thank you, and I truly do appreciate your concern and your comments. I know this young man is completely irreverent, but I find his videos hilarious *because* I know they're not serious. I see them in the same way as classic movies like Mel Brooks' "History of the World, Part 1," specifically the scene where "Moses" comes down from Mount Sinai declaring the Lord has given the people the Commandments, but he has THREE tablets, for a total of FIFTEEN. As he's speaking, declaring, "The Lord has given us fifteen..." he accidentally drops and shatters one of the tablets, looks down, then corrects himself midsentence and continues without missing a beat..."TEN! Ten Commandments!" It's funny, but it's not mean or spiteful. That's the same way these videos are. It's just a joke. It's okay to laugh sometimes.
@computergamescritical6917
@computergamescritical6917 2 жыл бұрын
@Promses2Keep Thank you for replying. I know what scene you’re taking about, I personally don’t find that to be objectionable as some do, since it doesn’t contain profanity, a “peaceful” depiction of hell, or a sinful depiction of God, as this video does, but that is merely my personal view. Lead your life according to your best discernment, and peace be upon you.
@errwhattheflip
@errwhattheflip 2 жыл бұрын
@@computergamescritical6917 I personally see it as a satire as he plays around with how ridiculous christianity can often sound. I don't think he's making fun of christianity itself
@PomadaGaming
@PomadaGaming Жыл бұрын
0:37 lol
@PomadaGaming
@PomadaGaming Жыл бұрын
3:13 oh man 3:32 nahhh
@PomadaGaming
@PomadaGaming Жыл бұрын
1:31 lmao 1:40 LOL 2:08 ok
@bigbluebuttonman1137
@bigbluebuttonman1137 10 ай бұрын
'You paid God 20 dollars to send me to Hell?" Lmfao.
@420roachdoggjr
@420roachdoggjr 2 жыл бұрын
What if you wanted to go to Heaven but God said... *how could you not make a move on that babysitter*
@izzyzoldyck7391
@izzyzoldyck7391 2 жыл бұрын
Bro imagine being an annoyingly good person for 70 years just to get curved at the pearly gates for staying loyal
@nullbeyondo
@nullbeyondo Жыл бұрын
@@izzyzoldyck7391 Being loyal is not a bad thing. Just saying that so the mentally ill people reading this recognize it is just a joke and not try to justify cheating.
@noirekuroraigami2270
@noirekuroraigami2270 Жыл бұрын
@@nullbeyondo lol bro chill out. Cheat on who ever you want. It’s not a big deal
@meem6154
@meem6154 11 ай бұрын
@@noirekuroraigami2270pfffttttttt
@d4n617
@d4n617 2 жыл бұрын
He won, but at what cost
@wren5413
@wren5413 2 жыл бұрын
$20
@qkp01
@qkp01 2 жыл бұрын
Andrew Jackson
@IcyDragonPolaris
@IcyDragonPolaris 2 жыл бұрын
Fully worth it
@nicklerick
@nicklerick Жыл бұрын
what dose a straight person and god have in commen? $20 is $20.
@sofabored2150
@sofabored2150 4 күн бұрын
Ned Flanders when he gets to hell and sees Homer:
@mem487
@mem487 2 жыл бұрын
"Doesn't matter if you're a sinner, doesn't matter if you're a saint!! Noone wins!"
@SAR-1346
@SAR-1346 Жыл бұрын
You hath earned by extreme respect.
@SAR-1346
@SAR-1346 Жыл бұрын
Best comment
@lilshokan
@lilshokan Жыл бұрын
Said by the light bringer
@wolffoxnation3660
@wolffoxnation3660 Жыл бұрын
Ayyy Lucifer quote!
@grimgaming4672
@grimgaming4672 2 жыл бұрын
Knowing your skits I saw the god thing from a mile off and im still cackling.
@pppoo7878
@pppoo7878 2 жыл бұрын
God is not your friend, joke with your friends not with God don't love it
@rafaelmartinez9259
@rafaelmartinez9259 2 жыл бұрын
@@pppoo7878 you're such a baby, honestly if the bible is god's book, it would have been the original version that was lost to time, and copies made after that are twisted by the lies of humans, it'd be funny if a crap person like u ended up in hell for reasons you didn't foresee
@strangecolouredbird
@strangecolouredbird Жыл бұрын
jesus christ the freaking editing.
@zrevan4262
@zrevan4262 9 ай бұрын
1:22 I cant get enough of that blublubbblubbbeelubeeebee
@Drion_MCGD
@Drion_MCGD 2 жыл бұрын
I love his friend he's so annoyed
@noconsequence4486
@noconsequence4486 2 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: The other guy isn't actually there, he's just part of the Religious guy's hell
@jakariashafin1695
@jakariashafin1695 Жыл бұрын
I kinda suspected that I guess
@redrasegarden
@redrasegarden 10 ай бұрын
“I’d pay the devil twice as much to keep your soul” seems like an appropriate quote here
@ibroughtthebrownpants2068
@ibroughtthebrownpants2068 Жыл бұрын
This earned a subscription. Not even a huge sketch comedy fan, but the dialogue sounds like it's out of a Hollywood tier comedy. American pie or something. Died a couple times.
@QuestionMark43
@QuestionMark43 2 жыл бұрын
"The reason you're in hell is because you made over 6 figures which is God's cutoff for being rich. Sorry bro it's written right here that it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for you to get to heaven."
@eccentricthought4511
@eccentricthought4511 2 жыл бұрын
If you make more than 10000 dollars a year you are basically 1% in my country so a lot of people are going to hell
@itzpixster2031
@itzpixster2031 2 жыл бұрын
Friend: Pays god $20 for other friend to hell. You: Angry at friend for doing it. Me: Wondering where that money go before you meet god!
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 2 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: The friend payed $20 so they can spend eternity with their best Bro.
@itzpixster2031
@itzpixster2031 2 жыл бұрын
@@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven xD
@oliversherman2414
@oliversherman2414 2 жыл бұрын
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!
@Jareds-Park
@Jareds-Park Жыл бұрын
“I’ll keep him in hell it seems to be what he wants” Best thing I’ve heard all week
@Nawrly17
@Nawrly17 2 жыл бұрын
"What if she's hot.....ON GOD?" I died laughing 😂
@ciriousjoker
@ciriousjoker 2 жыл бұрын
1:28 I've handed him this bbbbbbbeautiful babysitter. lmfao
@Pinefr0st
@Pinefr0st 2 жыл бұрын
Okay fine you've made me nearly piss my pants like, three times. I'm subscribing.
@jesterdude420
@jesterdude420 10 ай бұрын
I dont know what exactly i was expecting coming into this video,but ienjoyed what i got
@legendsofmichael4315
@legendsofmichael4315 2 жыл бұрын
"Is there some commandment that says 'thou shall not walk around with stick up ass?'" Yes! Pretty much all of Matthew chapter seven! The wording is actually pretty close, and it does involve sticks being in places they should not be.
@Anonymous-df8it
@Anonymous-df8it 2 жыл бұрын
Is there some commandment that says "Thou shalt not bribe god to send thine enemies to hell"?
@legendsofmichael4315
@legendsofmichael4315 2 жыл бұрын
@@Anonymous-df8it Deuteronomy 10:7 directly states that it would be ineffective, at least.
@Anonymous-df8it
@Anonymous-df8it 2 жыл бұрын
@@legendsofmichael4315 What does it say?
@ReaIHuman
@ReaIHuman 2 жыл бұрын
You're not true friends unless you can shit on your friend for being in the same situation as you.
@keonacreek
@keonacreek 4 ай бұрын
This song rocks so hard. Your other stuff is good too but I feel like this is truly great. I thibk if you guys keep practicing the skys the limit. Please don't quit!
@eatright909
@eatright909 Жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the international videos. This is going to be insane!
@astericks53
@astericks53 2 жыл бұрын
“You go to church everyday but dont realize when one of his miracles is sitting on your couch without a bra”
@boop53
@boop53 2 жыл бұрын
would love to see an “Atheist in heaven” skit and the christian went “WHAT THE FU-“
@UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana
@UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure they would react to the authoritarian Kingdom of God much more viscerally than any Atheists there.
@theastonvillaseal585
@theastonvillaseal585 7 күн бұрын
He did not hold back… Charlie’s Inferno but better
@lrrbloss
@lrrbloss Жыл бұрын
The end was so good I had to subscribe
@mnemosyne1337
@mnemosyne1337 2 жыл бұрын
Lol that’d be so funny to see the religious hypocrites down there.
@Bacon2000.
@Bacon2000. 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed don't confuse us with religious hypocrites
@Bacon2000.
@Bacon2000. 2 жыл бұрын
The religious hypocrites are so prevelant it's Annoying I s saw a Christian the other day say "I'm gay but I'm Christian " those are two contradicting things I also hate people who are like "kill all gay people" like Christans are supposed to love everyone but hate the sin they do being gay is a sin but we still love gay people like how you can love your alcoholic uncle but not support him being a alcoholic
@spicyshizz2850
@spicyshizz2850 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bacon2000. you mean different religion
@pugasaurusrex8253
@pugasaurusrex8253 2 жыл бұрын
@@spicyshizz2850 No just religious hypocrites Regardless of religion
@yeezyskeezy8039
@yeezyskeezy8039 2 жыл бұрын
The fuck is a religious hypocrite
@placeholderblankspace
@placeholderblankspace 2 жыл бұрын
Zach has evolved into appearing onscreen with another person... himself
@GlyphidGuard
@GlyphidGuard Жыл бұрын
1:55 at least he accepts his past
@Igneeltheking
@Igneeltheking Жыл бұрын
"Best $20 i have ever spent"
@greenstonegecko
@greenstonegecko 2 жыл бұрын
"Who am I to judge" -God This is fucking genius
@drigondii
@drigondii 2 жыл бұрын
On that “lying” thing, yes, actually, presumption is a mortal sin.
@EnigmaEnginseer
@EnigmaEnginseer 2 жыл бұрын
So what you’re telling me is that assuming someone does something or that something will happen is grounds for eternal damnation?
@drigondii
@drigondii 2 жыл бұрын
@@EnigmaEnginseer no it specifically refers to presuming God’s forgiveness
@brook_angel
@brook_angel 2 жыл бұрын
@@drigondii does this also include presuming God's damnation?
@drigondii
@drigondii 2 жыл бұрын
@@brook_angel presuming one's own damnation is the sin of despair.
@seanhartnett79
@seanhartnett79 Жыл бұрын
I believe that is also pride.
@boltthebot9625
@boltthebot9625 Жыл бұрын
I love how literally EVERY single skit he makes is related in some way to one other.
@MyWorld-eb9oz
@MyWorld-eb9oz Жыл бұрын
So there's phone service in Hell apparently
@fvvcccc4307
@fvvcccc4307 Жыл бұрын
Of course there is. Satan is not some kind of monster
@haywire8368
@haywire8368 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not religious, but this is gold.
@GreenDude_Gaming
@GreenDude_Gaming 2 жыл бұрын
this makes sense considering almost every single religion says that if you don't believe in that religion you go to hell meaning if the Muslim religion is correct then all Christian and Jews go to hell and vice versa
@ShiningDarknes
@ShiningDarknes 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he has at least one video concerning the whole “turns out the answer was X is the right religion.”
@ZikedY
@ZikedY 2 жыл бұрын
Well I mean Muslims, Jews, and Christians follow the same God, so not sure if those was the best three to choose from
@fckin_waaaaaa7506
@fckin_waaaaaa7506 2 жыл бұрын
In islam, not that simple, at a surface level, 'if you know what islam is and are invited, and refuse to accept allah as your god, and muhammad (saw) as his messenger. You will go to hell' but it isnt so simple, firstly every persons fate cant be recognised by people, it is their and gods matter. And people can be excused based on multiple factors.
@user-cp1ku6kr6z
@user-cp1ku6kr6z 2 жыл бұрын
We all know that only Mormons go to Heaven
@OzzieStorm
@OzzieStorm 2 жыл бұрын
No disrespect but thats the equivalent of judging a book by its cover and a clear indication of a take of someone who haven't done nearly enough research.
@generaldeathmaster9295
@generaldeathmaster9295 2 жыл бұрын
I think the nonreligious friend was only in hell to be the punishment
@CompanionCube
@CompanionCube 11 ай бұрын
i like how cozy hell looks
@Zekr0_
@Zekr0_ 2 жыл бұрын
Now if you will be so kind enough to post a reference to that babysitter which you described in this video. I promise i wanna go to heaven
@duffpaddy3996
@duffpaddy3996 2 жыл бұрын
Let's see what president Jackson thinks about this.
@echospace7347
@echospace7347 2 жыл бұрын
1:40 ON GOD LMAO
@manuman5319
@manuman5319 Жыл бұрын
"Sorry everyone, the Mormons were right" Satan in South Park
@rlzerocy
@rlzerocy 2 жыл бұрын
That punchline was so unexpected. The layers of absurdity of paying God human money for someone else's eternal torture. gold
@bwackbeedows3629
@bwackbeedows3629 2 жыл бұрын
I love his early 2000s vibe and humor. It's like a breath of fresh, nostalgic air 😭
@jonquilgemstone
@jonquilgemstone 2 жыл бұрын
2:27 That, right there, shows how prideful and presumptuous that friend was. Also, his "I did everything right" shows the same superficial misunderstanding as an atheist, that someone can just cash in brownie points by following the rules.
@TallicaMan1986
@TallicaMan1986 2 жыл бұрын
Yep. Literally everything you did in your life and the motives behind them will be laid bare. I highly doubt anyone who's religious and is only doing good because they will go to heaven is actually going to heaven. The motive has to be purely selfless. It has to come from you actually being a good person from the heart/soul.
@sayonara963
@sayonara963 2 жыл бұрын
A lot of christians and people have mistaken is that through your works, you’ll be saved. Jesus already paid the price. I think following the bible is a way we can share and honor God, not necessarily save ourselves from our sins. We are already saved, and thus we do good works to others to thank God. The bible isnt for “good people”, it’s for flawed people who wanted to make improvement to their life, and straighten themselves out. It’s christians way how to have hope despite past mistakes and have something to look up for.
@seanhartnett79
@seanhartnett79 Жыл бұрын
Pride is a deadly sin.
@anaryl
@anaryl Жыл бұрын
@@seanhartnett79 Not as deadly as twenty bucks apparently.
@Gr3nadgr3gory
@Gr3nadgr3gory Жыл бұрын
Even if you did everything right you still have to pay for that one bitch that ate a fruit.
@RedFaded
@RedFaded 2 жыл бұрын
This gives old KZfaq vibes and its amazing
@OlaWHalim
@OlaWHalim Жыл бұрын
Discovering this channel on a depressing Thursday is one of the major highlights of my life! Thank you for doing this! ❤‍🔥
@idaniluz652
@idaniluz652 2 жыл бұрын
remember the video in which he Pascal wagered 20$? apparently it was more than a joke.
@swaggerdagger8976
@swaggerdagger8976 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh I can tell you really wanted to make this
@ladyoblivious
@ladyoblivious 2 жыл бұрын
When the worst of the worst friend you have/had drags you to hell with them just cause. And having to listen to them forever....truly the thing of nightmares.
@VerrouSuo
@VerrouSuo 2 жыл бұрын
2:03 i... i actually really like sweaters...
@michaelfields849
@michaelfields849 2 жыл бұрын
"because if I was so bad, then there's no need to be sad. 'Cause everybody else will be there too, Including you" 🎶 still one of my favorite lyrics and I think it fits pretty well
@SezmoistheWorst
@SezmoistheWorst 2 жыл бұрын
Ah a fellow person of culture. Another relevant lyric: "God thinks you are a waste of flesh".
@Mythmasyer4728
@Mythmasyer4728 Жыл бұрын
@@SezmoistheWorst what song is that
@SezmoistheWorst
@SezmoistheWorst Жыл бұрын
@@Mythmasyer4728 the first is hell in a hand basket. The second is God thinks both by Aurelio Voltaire.
@Rymann_23
@Rymann_23 Жыл бұрын
“I did everything right” and therein lies the problem
@mrbigglezworth42
@mrbigglezworth42 Жыл бұрын
Hell truly is other people.
@trevorlee7953
@trevorlee7953 2 жыл бұрын
I can confirm as his child Trevor I didn’t like Bible camp. I actually went to Bible camp and had a bad experience with the organizer. Apparently we the guys dorm would stay up to like 12 they would talk about girls in a rude manner. So the next day apparently one of the girls said all the guys were talking crap when myself nor my room or any room I had visited said anything. The next day the organizer who’s like 5 feet tall goes full drill instructor mode and lines every guy along the walls of the dorm and yells about how wrong it was of “us” to do that and whenever someone said that they didn’t do anything he just yelled louder. And to make this even worse we were constantly doing activities, but you could only get like 3-6 hours of sleep. Other times I went it was usually good tho, just that one time. The combination of bad management and probably a couple of liars or dumb people caused problems. It’s not all bad though. To be clear I’m still strong in my beliefs of Christ, I just didn’t like the guys who was running camp that one time.
@MyVanir
@MyVanir Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a lot of religious people I know.
@eatmyslamwich6973
@eatmyslamwich6973 Жыл бұрын
I always find it funny how real religious types who do this stuff seem to come across as someone who thinks they are doing you a favior.
@youtubestudiosucks978
@youtubestudiosucks978 11 ай бұрын
Why are you a christian out of all religions? What is more evil then having an innocent person take your punishment just so that you can get away scott-free of whatever vile actions you might have done during your lifetime?
@sossololpipi9633
@sossololpipi9633 10 ай бұрын
@@youtubestudiosucks978 i mean to be fair that "innocent person" is (in mainstream christianity) just god. Like god sacrificing himself to himself. He loves that kind of self-indulgent melodrama
@trevorlee7953
@trevorlee7953 10 ай бұрын
@@youtubestudiosucks978, the Bible, the word of my God says if “if you love me you will keep my commandments” and “Faith without works is dead”. The Bible never said you are therefore allowed to get away with vile acts in life because you’re saved, but that you should repent from vile acts because you’ve been saved.
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