Where's the bloke?

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Nev Kaye

Nev Kaye

13 жыл бұрын

From series 3 of Harry and Paul, uploaded in honour of Andy Gray and Richard Keys

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@James-jl4jt
@James-jl4jt Жыл бұрын
I always wondered what my dad was referencing when he keeps saying “where’s the bloke love, 2 sugars” whenever the football’s on
@lovelybitofbugle219
@lovelybitofbugle219 Жыл бұрын
Your dads class.
@ricchardo
@ricchardo 3 жыл бұрын
"Get the bloke darling, Two sugars!! 😂🤣
@SelfImprovement1111
@SelfImprovement1111 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a gay thing 😂
@uptank8461
@uptank8461 3 жыл бұрын
what? its sexism y'know women used to be housewife's, tf you getting gay from genuine question
@ricchardo
@ricchardo 3 жыл бұрын
@@uptank8461 "Women used to be housewives" so what prey tell is a woman who doesn't work, spends all day at home called now? I'm on the edge of my seat here. 🤣
@uptank8461
@uptank8461 3 жыл бұрын
@@ricchardo when I mean housewives I mean a time where woman were expected. Not to work rather than women who simply don't work like today
@DovahKanye
@DovahKanye 2 жыл бұрын
@@ricchardo "spends all day at home called now?" Lazy bints mate innit.
@callum9679
@callum9679 3 жыл бұрын
Paul Whitehouse without a doubt one of the funniest men alive
@TheManLab7
@TheManLab7 2 жыл бұрын
I think Harry's better in my eyes and it looks like he does more scetches than Paul. But that’s just my opinion and view of things
@sallybannister6224
@sallybannister6224 Жыл бұрын
@@TheManLab7 Whitehouse is definitely better more of a real character actor ... , but Harry Enfield is also brilliant .One thing, I bet they can both spell sketches
@martinworld7214
@martinworld7214 Жыл бұрын
@@sallybannister6224 Both of them would probably have put a full stop after better though .........
@richard7645
@richard7645 Жыл бұрын
WHERE'S THE BLOKE!?
@vincebrannon3353
@vincebrannon3353 Жыл бұрын
Amen.
@mrmeldrew693
@mrmeldrew693 11 ай бұрын
It's all a laugh......until you try and watch Soccer Saturday in 2023.
@Toby_Bartlett
@Toby_Bartlett 4 ай бұрын
The sketch is taking the piss out of people like you
@SteRDLK
@SteRDLK 2 ай бұрын
Spacker
@maryoleary5044
@maryoleary5044 Ай бұрын
Correct!
@funkychicken4509
@funkychicken4509 18 күн бұрын
yeah you're literally the people being made fun of
@6502-Coder
@6502-Coder 17 күн бұрын
Facts
@WetBandit-qo9xd
@WetBandit-qo9xd Жыл бұрын
Two sugars. This should be shown to actors who want to learn about comedy and timing. I don't know if it was scripted but Paul throwing those words in at the end completely makes this sketch. We've thrown gongs and awards at some very dubious characters who are so-called comedians but if two blokes deserve a Knighthood or at least an OBE it is them.
@robertmitchell2575
@robertmitchell2575 10 ай бұрын
Absolute genius the split second two sugars.
@danielmarriott6580
@danielmarriott6580 6 ай бұрын
If they had any decency they'd turn that kind of shite down.
@keinpietz7697
@keinpietz7697 5 ай бұрын
@@danielmarriott6580 where's the bloke, fam?
@user-py5ct1go2s
@user-py5ct1go2s 4 ай бұрын
You are right Harry and Paul should be honoured for their comedy. But I think it should be more than a OBE. It should be something a little better. And if the King said no it should not then I would say to the king. OI! NO YOUR MAJESTY, I KNOW YOU SERVE THE COUNTRY WITH YOUR FINE REGAL STATESMANSHIP AND THAT MOST OF THE COUNTRY LOVE YOU. BUT DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND GIVE THEM A KNIGHTHOOD!..........I must calm down.😂
@mattadders9819
@mattadders9819 4 ай бұрын
Genius! 👏😂
@phippsa3
@phippsa3 3 жыл бұрын
The "two sugars" got me 🤣🤣
@FahadAyaz
@FahadAyaz 2 жыл бұрын
Same 😂 Said it so casually!
@jafar4marva
@jafar4marva 2 жыл бұрын
@@FahadAyaz exactly, thats is their comedy craft. They are no longer "flavour of the month" which is a pity . This little skit is comedy gold an overused expression I know. Maybe this type of comedy doesnt light everyone's fire but it is undeniably brilliantly worked by the three actors. The guys even have a semblance of the look of Charlie George and Rodney Marsh and of course those were very blokey times, but a lot todays audience don't get the subtle nuances and take it all at face value.
@marcbiff2192
@marcbiff2192 Жыл бұрын
And the eyes.
@volt7cooltangs701
@volt7cooltangs701 3 жыл бұрын
..and if the Enfield walked in here I’d say Oi Enfield, you’re a bloody genius
@cheekyegg
@cheekyegg 2 ай бұрын
Way ahead of its time
@rocon86
@rocon86 Жыл бұрын
"Get the bloke darling, 2 sugars" 😂
@leatherman06
@leatherman06 3 жыл бұрын
Paul Whitehouse’s face cracks me up 😂
@user-vi6wf4gh9x
@user-vi6wf4gh9x 3 жыл бұрын
Aye 🤣😂 best one is right at the end after she says "we'll be back after the break". The look of hopelessness on his face is golden
@jamessim1858
@jamessim1858 2 жыл бұрын
Now now the poor sod was born that way he never chose his boat race did eeee
@choclatesaltyballz
@choclatesaltyballz 2 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp called him the finest actor of all time
@leatherman06
@leatherman06 Жыл бұрын
@@jamessim1858 his expression
@foreverblues11
@foreverblues11 13 жыл бұрын
"two sugars" hahahaha class.
@Juqqxman
@Juqqxman 6 жыл бұрын
check harrys face, almost corpsed
@cellistyami2798
@cellistyami2798 3 жыл бұрын
What does two sugars mean here?
@donaldflump4586
@donaldflump4586 3 жыл бұрын
@@cellistyami2798 It's suggesting that because she's a woman she should go and make them a tea with two sugars
@tinglestingles
@tinglestingles 3 жыл бұрын
@@donaldflump4586 spot on
@crappymeal
@crappymeal 3 жыл бұрын
@Oj Yes that one he must be a yank?
@robmccutcheon1930
@robmccutcheon1930 4 ай бұрын
Couldnt agree more we dont need birds talking about football. Whatever next
@Neo-oq3rx
@Neo-oq3rx Жыл бұрын
The way he’s says where’s the bloke love while looking at his phone is the funniest bit 😂
@dnhy7951
@dnhy7951 3 жыл бұрын
I thought she was going to say 'we'll be back after the bloke.'
@SelfImprovement1111
@SelfImprovement1111 3 жыл бұрын
Almost spilt my coffee over the iMac 😂
@paulkelly3561
@paulkelly3561 Жыл бұрын
Will never tire of watching this. Absolutely brilliant. "Two sugars" and P.W.'s raised expression a split second later 😂😂.
@EM-wd2vg
@EM-wd2vg 3 жыл бұрын
This is me now when watching sky sports.
@ynwajft9612
@ynwajft9612 3 жыл бұрын
100% its a joke, Cant be listening to these women who never played at the higest level trying to tell us about football, cancelling sky soon...
@tracer1127
@tracer1127 3 жыл бұрын
This is what happens happens when the equality brigade strike. We pay to watch stuff with crap presenters with little or no knowledge of the subject.
@C1ayd0n82
@C1ayd0n82 3 жыл бұрын
Wow. You guys proving male chauvinism is alive and well
@ynwajft9612
@ynwajft9612 3 жыл бұрын
@@C1ayd0n82 You can virtue signal all you want mate but its the truth..people like you are the reason its like this...muppet...
@C1ayd0n82
@C1ayd0n82 3 жыл бұрын
@@crowtales8828 good one
@gishfan7007
@gishfan7007 Жыл бұрын
Paul's timing & delivery is thing of beauty 😅👍
@choclatesaltyballz
@choclatesaltyballz 6 жыл бұрын
Love these 2 comedic geniuses
@fyodorseriencha6538
@fyodorseriencha6538 3 жыл бұрын
I'd add her as well actually -in her role as a comedic actresses with some pizzaz, she's just irreplaceable, never mind how much work/ brains it takes.
@wrh152
@wrh152 2 жыл бұрын
"love these two comedic geniuses and the bird, wossername"?
@richard7645
@richard7645 Жыл бұрын
WHERE'S THE BLOKE?
@TheWrathOfCam86
@TheWrathOfCam86 3 жыл бұрын
It's April from Peep Show! 👍
@MikeRyan-vd1qw
@MikeRyan-vd1qw 15 күн бұрын
And the woman from the dinner party in the IT Crowd who gets off with Richmond
@David-fr9ve
@David-fr9ve 7 күн бұрын
Oh god, I think this one's mine 😂​@@MikeRyan-vd1qw
@trueleo7893
@trueleo7893 3 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely honest. Takes comedy to bring up the elephant in the room. 100% accurate.
@bengaliinplatforms1268
@bengaliinplatforms1268 3 жыл бұрын
About hiring token woman because of diversity?
@attackpatterndelta8949
@attackpatterndelta8949 2 жыл бұрын
The elephant in the room being that old footballers turned pundits are chauvinistic wankers.
@royksk
@royksk 2 жыл бұрын
She doesn’t look like an elephant 🤪
@outsidespac3
@outsidespac3 2 жыл бұрын
lol nice work showing you're too thick to understand the sketch. it's making fun of men who are like this, not endorsing this as reasonable behaviour
@royfr8136
@royfr8136 2 жыл бұрын
@@outsidespac3 they dont exist
@all-caps3927
@all-caps3927 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite part was when they said “get the bloke”
@davidaston1644
@davidaston1644 Жыл бұрын
Yeah🤣🤣🤣and when they said it again , I split my ribs laughing😂😂😂😂🤣
@cathalmcwilliams7189
@cathalmcwilliams7189 Жыл бұрын
I missed that part. Lol
@topcatcoolio8807
@topcatcoolio8807 19 күн бұрын
If only
@mir703
@mir703 11 ай бұрын
What every guy thinks when watching the footy these days
@SteRDLK
@SteRDLK 2 ай бұрын
Spacker
@codegrey9944
@codegrey9944 Ай бұрын
I turn the volume off if 'two sugars' are commentating
@MG-bs5mr
@MG-bs5mr 28 күн бұрын
You don't speak for every guy.
@topcatcoolio8807
@topcatcoolio8807 19 күн бұрын
He does ! At least 99%
@jasenjackson2538
@jasenjackson2538 16 күн бұрын
I mute every time a female pundit comes on! Beyond annoying!
@petetube13
@petetube13 10 ай бұрын
Harry Enfield is just about to crack up right at the end. Superb.
@temperedglass1130
@temperedglass1130 2 жыл бұрын
So effing true and great commentary on our current times.
@scottb32a
@scottb32a Жыл бұрын
arent they taking the piss out of sexist football people ?
@robertmclean3612
@robertmclean3612 Жыл бұрын
This has aged beautiful must make fans still feel the same 😂
@Mr___X
@Mr___X Жыл бұрын
What begins as farce ends with spectral armbands and self righteous virtue signalling...or something like that.
@aurynwestwield1682
@aurynwestwield1682 Жыл бұрын
@@Mr___X exactly, now I have to mute the commentary on most matches cos once again they stick their nose in where it's not wanted.
@richard7645
@richard7645 Жыл бұрын
Where's the bloke?
@Lennon6412
@Lennon6412 Жыл бұрын
I think it's meant to be a piss take of people with attitudes like yours
@gillianwooyeah
@gillianwooyeah 9 ай бұрын
What do you think this sketch is about, out of interest?
@louispks
@louispks 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly the way I feel when I hear Jermaine Jenas. Never thought I'd say I wish Mark Lawrenson would come back.
@somethinglikeanonymous1773
@somethinglikeanonymous1773 Жыл бұрын
I hate JJ
@stephenogden5470
@stephenogden5470 Жыл бұрын
Lawrenson while commentating at the world cup, I think, mentioned Barnsley fans who when in the premiership for a season; their chant of "It's just like watching Brazil" Can't recall who were playing but it was a dull game, and Lawrenson said "this is just like watching Barnsley!" Made me laugh out loud, and I'm from Barnsley!
@sallybannister6224
@sallybannister6224 Жыл бұрын
😅🤣😅🤣🤣🤣
@josefk332
@josefk332 Жыл бұрын
Lawrenson doesn’t tick enough of the ‘boxes’ to qualify, there are strict upper and lower limit quotas to meet these days (for commentators, pundits and indeed every walk of life).
@MIP0710
@MIP0710 Жыл бұрын
@@josefk332 🥱
@andrewthomas405
@andrewthomas405 Жыл бұрын
I must admit as a preference I do prefer the bloke
@MattSingh1
@MattSingh1 3 жыл бұрын
*Women: know your limits*
@tillyt4054
@tillyt4054 3 жыл бұрын
L is for Lice , L is for Labour 😂
@nickstone1587
@nickstone1587 3 жыл бұрын
For pity's sake, don't drive
@daddypig.5796
@daddypig.5796 3 жыл бұрын
Nick Stone that driving episode is unbelievably funny 😂
@offensiveplaythroughs7159
@offensiveplaythroughs7159 3 жыл бұрын
@@daddypig.5796 The driving one was the best 🤣
@garyrothwell1914
@garyrothwell1914 2 жыл бұрын
Angry Frank.....................lololol
@kernowarty
@kernowarty 3 жыл бұрын
This actress should have played Princess Diana in The Crown.
@TheMusicianTom
@TheMusicianTom Жыл бұрын
Well observed. 100% true.
@jrobwhydidyoutubechangemyname
@jrobwhydidyoutubechangemyname Жыл бұрын
Oh my god yes!
@RF_Burns
@RF_Burns 5 ай бұрын
Catherine Shepherd
@stevenaustin8274
@stevenaustin8274 Жыл бұрын
Watching BBC final score these days you’d be lucky to find the Bloke
@neilmccormick2064
@neilmccormick2064 6 ай бұрын
You realise that's very the attitude they're satirising?
@ph8077
@ph8077 2 ай бұрын
@@neilmccormick2064 You won't find ANY men on women's football coverage - satirise that! Virtue signalling woke clown.
@Hometruths29
@Hometruths29 26 күн бұрын
At least we still have Lineker.
@FAWicon
@FAWicon 22 күн бұрын
@@neilmccormick2064 but where's the bloke?
@Debraam
@Debraam 9 ай бұрын
Kevin Keegan in the news recently. This is the first thing I thought of. 🤣
@seancollins3605
@seancollins3605 9 ай бұрын
Paul Whitehouse the Football Manager at half time, Pure Genius
@musashidanmcgrath
@musashidanmcgrath Жыл бұрын
A phrase that constantly runs through the mind of every single bloke watching bloke's sport. 😂 Along with '2 sugars'
@jemimallah2591
@jemimallah2591 Жыл бұрын
you realise this sketch is making fun of you, right?
@rhydyard
@rhydyard Жыл бұрын
@@jemimallah2591 "many a true word is said in jest" 😉
@bleu2680
@bleu2680 Жыл бұрын
​@@rhydyard the woman in the video is portrayed as competent, you just hate women and dont understand nuance
@slooob23
@slooob23 Жыл бұрын
​@@bleu2680 you must be fun at parties, with your woke police cap on.....
@thearbitar3751
@thearbitar3751 Жыл бұрын
@@jemimallah2591 the woman presenter's/commentary apart from Alex Scott are a joke to football. So the joke is really on everyone having to put up with this shit. Companies need to hire good females instead of hiring because of gender
@philgriffin8285
@philgriffin8285 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliantly well acted.
@peterburns2151
@peterburns2151 Ай бұрын
That 2 sugars killed me 😂
@drinksbottle
@drinksbottle 13 жыл бұрын
Andy gray would be proud lol
@GregOrCreg
@GregOrCreg 3 жыл бұрын
And Richard Keys.
@liamc19
@liamc19 Жыл бұрын
It's those kinda dinosaurs it's mocking - amazing how people miss the point
@Joeonline26
@Joeonline26 Жыл бұрын
@@liamc19 At least we can always rely on Liam to point out the blindingly obvious. Cheers Liam. Also why the use of the word 'dinosaurs'? I trust that when Laura Woods etc are old women and their views are outdated you will be calling her a 'dinosaur' as well and advocating for her to be replaced right?...🙄🤡
@NyanPoptartCat
@NyanPoptartCat 3 жыл бұрын
This comments section isn't comedy gold, it's comedy platinum.
@boytygaming4007
@boytygaming4007 2 ай бұрын
Never has this been more accurate than now
@memphisdaniels3218
@memphisdaniels3218 13 күн бұрын
The most inaccurate part is that she sounds like she knows the game more than the majority of them
@spurzgal
@spurzgal 8 ай бұрын
They must of had a premonition of all the nonsense we have today. Great sketch!
@count3ears
@count3ears 6 ай бұрын
Well the nonsense today is the Gammon's complaining about women
@Adam-zp6td
@Adam-zp6td 5 ай бұрын
You do know they're making fun of people like you with this sketch right?
@count3ears
@count3ears 5 ай бұрын
@@Adam-zp6td lol, no that's exactly the opposite of what they are doing. They are taking the piss out of the backward thinking. Jesus this goes straight over the heads of so many cavemen. Do you think they are stupid enough to base their comedy on misogyny. So you think it's funny because you agree with their viewpoint?? What's the funny part then?
@user-vz5rl6kk8d
@user-vz5rl6kk8d 25 күн бұрын
@count Bit of a Butt hurt racist knuckle dragger are ya?? 😎👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@TheKristianCollins
@TheKristianCollins 13 жыл бұрын
"Two sugars" LMAO
@Isleofskye
@Isleofskye 2 ай бұрын
Why you say "Two Sugars" please?
@user-vz5rl6kk8d
@user-vz5rl6kk8d 25 күн бұрын
@isle Because "two sugars" ended the sketch brilliantly The meaning being the two men think the woman interviewer is only fit to make cups of tea(or maybe coffee) 😎👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@aranksentimentalist
@aranksentimentalist 5 жыл бұрын
Catherine Shephard kills this every time.
@dannyvine3605
@dannyvine3605 3 жыл бұрын
She is gorgeous! Nice take on how times have changed regarding football.
@MrGranfield
@MrGranfield 3 жыл бұрын
@@dannyvine3605 She is gorgeous but she is married.....To a women called Brandi.
@1414yorks
@1414yorks 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrGranfield She WAS gorgeous but hasn't aged well very plain looking now 45 and weirdly her bird has a passing resemblance to her father!!
@scottandrewbrass1931
@scottandrewbrass1931 3 жыл бұрын
No that's another Catherine Shepard.
@MrGranfield
@MrGranfield 3 жыл бұрын
@@scottandrewbrass1931 No it's not.
@chrisperry5244
@chrisperry5244 4 ай бұрын
Brilliant. Absaloute legends of comedy 😆 👌
@AR-fy2qo
@AR-fy2qo Ай бұрын
Even women think that 😂😂
@ahassen1236
@ahassen1236 3 жыл бұрын
Harry Enfield probably the most controversial genius but we wouldn't have it any other way.
@viviennehateley1843
@viviennehateley1843 3 жыл бұрын
And he is never seen today, obviously upset all the luvvies!
@exessex3522
@exessex3522 3 жыл бұрын
Why is Enfield controversial?
@exessex3522
@exessex3522 3 жыл бұрын
@@viviennehateley1843 What did he do?
@martynflynn8368
@martynflynn8368 3 жыл бұрын
He is "Telegraphing", he is not "controversial", he is not a "genius". Nikola Tesla was a genius but they never educate you about the real genius's of this world, just fill your head with crap "comedy" and overpaid nancy boy football twats.
@Jimmy_Cooper
@Jimmy_Cooper 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think he’s controversial . Just very good and incredibly funny as is Paul Whitehouse
@johnmartinez7440
@johnmartinez7440 2 жыл бұрын
Enjoying all the people who genuinely think Enfield and Whitehouse are being serious, rather than taking the piss out of presenters like Keys and Gray. It's satire, folks. Not that hard to grasp.
@jamesbruce9607
@jamesbruce9607 2 жыл бұрын
Joking, you've ruined it
@MrTunes333
@MrTunes333 2 жыл бұрын
You mean keys and grey, the best presenter partnership Sky has ever had? All because they took the piss out if how poor womens footie is? (Which it is poor)
@gashscumkar6909
@gashscumkar6909 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly mate, bang on , plus soccer Saturday nowadays is poor since the bame quota had to be filled. All the more reason to no longer bother. Give it 20 years and Newcastles number 9 will be transgender
@neothegsd7292
@neothegsd7292 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrTunes333 great sarcasm, truly enjoyed it.
@timhancock6626
@timhancock6626 2 жыл бұрын
@@gashscumkar6909 You mean you didn't know 🤣
@heartofoak45
@heartofoak45 Ай бұрын
I couldn't agree more. One doesn't have a 19-stone bruiser commenting on women's netball or do you.
@wephilips6651
@wephilips6651 27 күн бұрын
You are literally the type of person they are taking the mick out of and you don’t even get it! 😂
@philandrews100
@philandrews100 21 күн бұрын
Spanner
@leegriffiths312
@leegriffiths312 3 жыл бұрын
Those were the days!
@paulturner1363
@paulturner1363 2 жыл бұрын
This will offend the P C brigade today.
@_Somsnosa_
@_Somsnosa_ Жыл бұрын
Oh come off it you old gammon tart
@Twirlyhead
@Twirlyhead Ай бұрын
And in Spring 2024 the question is: Where _is_ the bloke, _any_ bloke.
@jcbdwsn
@jcbdwsn 26 күн бұрын
You do realise you're the kind of person they're making fun of, right?
@user-vz5rl6kk8d
@user-vz5rl6kk8d 25 күн бұрын
@jcbd Full English and a nice cup of splosh please tweacle 😎👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@stewartconway5190
@stewartconway5190 Жыл бұрын
Just watching the world cup coverage and thought of this 🤣🤣
@benpsmith77
@benpsmith77 Жыл бұрын
Yep. Especially when ITV insist on inflicting Laura Woods on us.
@Must_not_say_that
@Must_not_say_that 2 жыл бұрын
This is just superb!
@themancunian1214
@themancunian1214 4 ай бұрын
Where's the bloke luv ? - great comedy sketch - don't know how how all three - keep straight faces lol 🤣🤣 👍
@Snaildriver
@Snaildriver 3 ай бұрын
They almost don't, each one has a moment where they almost lose it
@themancunian1214
@themancunian1214 3 ай бұрын
@@Snaildriver lol sitkamaint
@CheersDits2979
@CheersDits2979 10 ай бұрын
Truer than ever in 2023.
@Jimmy_Cooper
@Jimmy_Cooper 3 жыл бұрын
Thing is , funny as this is , I’d actually love to see it happen
@loungejay8555
@loungejay8555 3 жыл бұрын
Deep deep down you know these are the attitudes of old schooler's like Allardyce, Pulis, and Souness, et al.
@philhode5104
@philhode5104 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah they take the fat pay check though, but only a matter of time till 1 of them slips up,can you imagine how careful they have to be
@Darwinion
@Darwinion 3 жыл бұрын
@@philhode5104 Just because you are contracted to work with women doesn't mean you must respect their opinion in a job they never worked.
@Nefariousbig
@Nefariousbig 3 жыл бұрын
@@Darwinion funny how you incel whoppers never pipe up about all the non ex-players doing punditry and presenting, only when it's a woman.
@scottw3780
@scottw3780 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nefariousbig I’ve not met a single football fan who wants women commentating or giving opinions on games...
@Nefariousbig
@Nefariousbig 3 жыл бұрын
@@scottw3780 I've never met you, so you aren't real. That was easy.
@fenchurchassociates3336
@fenchurchassociates3336 Жыл бұрын
I just wish this happened in the real world 😂😂
@philjamieson5572
@philjamieson5572 3 жыл бұрын
I think that is a classic sketch from these 2 superb comics.
@JohnAnderson-ms2cn
@JohnAnderson-ms2cn 3 жыл бұрын
Just look at the look on Paul’s face when she says “I’m the bloke”….. Priceless!!!
@jasonharding8336
@jasonharding8336 2 жыл бұрын
Enfield's smile at the very end. Never sure if that was part of the script or he thought they'd cut.
@ScapoloMichael
@ScapoloMichael 11 ай бұрын
I think he's supposed to be smiling for the camera like he was before the nonbloke showed up but doesn't realise the camera is facing his left now
@paperchain1239
@paperchain1239 6 жыл бұрын
Love it GET THE BLOKE NOW!!!
@MiG19RD-9
@MiG19RD-9 11 күн бұрын
Need more of this today ! Women commentary - turn off , women waffle at half time - turn off - Where's the bloke ?
@n_tas
@n_tas Күн бұрын
More of what? You're the butt of this joke
@chubbychaser00izu
@chubbychaser00izu 16 сағат бұрын
​@@n_tas More of blokes who are former footballers doing actual commentary and regaling us with stories and interesting anecdotes about what it was like when they were on the field etc. That way, us fans get to live vicariously while watching the game. Thats why I watch bet365 and other streams, where they don't have commentary but can watch everything. I wish they had audio streams with male commentators I can listen to in the background while viewing the video streams. Would be nice. No female commentators. Whoo hoo!
@edgodsall3740
@edgodsall3740 4 ай бұрын
she’s beautiful
@SteRDLK
@SteRDLK 17 күн бұрын
Alright Mark Corrigan
@brian.7966
@brian.7966 4 ай бұрын
exactly ! where has all the blokes gone when it comes too football we should all say wheres the BLOKE.
@grahamtaylor6883
@grahamtaylor6883 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, I actually said this during the Euro Championships when there were two female commentators.
@jupiter998
@jupiter998 6 жыл бұрын
"We'll be back after the break" .......LOL
@Hoopspur
@Hoopspur Жыл бұрын
That "two sugars" right at the end is genius 🤣
@GerryRed7
@GerryRed7 3 жыл бұрын
I love this! 💘
@schell0118
@schell0118 3 жыл бұрын
Only saying what everyone is thinking.
@tommiatkins3443
@tommiatkins3443 3 жыл бұрын
What utter dickheads are thinking, and that, my peabrained grunting friend is the whole point. Jesus, you are so fucking dumb. How do you even breathe?
@schell0118
@schell0118 3 жыл бұрын
@@tommiatkins3443 Oh dear! I think someone is menstruating.
@warmswarm
@warmswarm 3 жыл бұрын
@@schell0118 - Oh dear, someone doesn't understand how thick he is.
@schell0118
@schell0118 3 жыл бұрын
@@warmswarm Oh, there are many people who don't understand how stupid they are. Fortunately, I'm not one of them. I know exactly how stupid I am. Do you? For example, can you comprehend how staggeringly idiotic it is to assume you know something meaningful about a complete stranger, purely on the basis of a joke they made?
@warmswarm
@warmswarm 3 жыл бұрын
@@schell0118 - Oh, so you're going for the old "it was a joke" excuse. How convenient.
@brandinukltd6787
@brandinukltd6787 10 ай бұрын
Where is the bloke Two sugars 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@RDR1456
@RDR1456 3 жыл бұрын
How right they were, its 2021 😭
@prizeking1647
@prizeking1647 3 жыл бұрын
Usyk said hi
@brandonandtom941
@brandonandtom941 3 жыл бұрын
Is that really you man
@Dani-it5sy
@Dani-it5sy 3 жыл бұрын
Only in some people's minds though..
@moretimeneeded56
@moretimeneeded56 2 жыл бұрын
I’m listening to 5Live Premier League commentary; two young birds (/s) doing the honours and I couldn’t help saying “where’s the bloke?”
@heathcotepursuit8
@heathcotepursuit8 3 жыл бұрын
Judging by the comments here, never has a sketch gone so far, over so many heads!
@derek-press
@derek-press 3 жыл бұрын
it hasn't mate we know what Harry and Paul are getting at , but it's just the delivery is classic and comedy gold so stop being pretentious you're not the only one here with two O levels
@medexamtoolsdotcom
@medexamtoolsdotcom 3 жыл бұрын
It's not over anyone's head, it's quite transparent and simplistic. It's just perpetuating the feminist persecution complex again, the narrative that men are so sexist and bad and women are oh so victimized and pure, by presenting two caricatures of men who are such extreme strawmen that they're not even willing to talk to a woman about sports and have deep contempt for her having that job. It's not funny. It's just demonizing men as usual.
@Nefariousbig
@Nefariousbig 3 жыл бұрын
@@medexamtoolsdotcom No it's demonising moron gammons. Oh, and how can you call it a strawman when the comments are chock full of those exact men, patting eachother on the back and decrying 'pc culture'?
@shiftyshamsk
@shiftyshamsk 3 жыл бұрын
Go put the kettle on.
@natmanprime4295
@natmanprime4295 3 жыл бұрын
Stop being such a homosexual.
@davidriggs1470
@davidriggs1470 3 жыл бұрын
Priceless
@frankford1115
@frankford1115 3 жыл бұрын
This is so good.
@Fummy007
@Fummy007 6 жыл бұрын
Everytime I see Theresa May on the telly.
@H0n3yMonstah
@H0n3yMonstah 6 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rK-PaJOd1J21oo0.html
@neilwilson5785
@neilwilson5785 3 жыл бұрын
Not so much now. you'll have to make do with Dominic.
@seanscanlon9067
@seanscanlon9067 3 жыл бұрын
@ödīñ ŵïlšøń "virus propaganda pushers"....Seriously?
@donbrogan3158
@donbrogan3158 3 жыл бұрын
@@seanscanlon9067 yeah.
@user-vi6wf4gh9x
@user-vi6wf4gh9x 3 жыл бұрын
@@seanscanlon9067 Yes.
@randomelvis3359
@randomelvis3359 Ай бұрын
These days are unfortunately all gawn!!!… sad world we live in now!!
@SIEVECN
@SIEVECN 3 жыл бұрын
Go and get the bloke luv - brilliant!!
@cervelo9465
@cervelo9465 Жыл бұрын
The female lady interviewer is gorgeous, face, voice, everything.
@JDAMMM
@JDAMMM 13 жыл бұрын
'2 sugars'...thats classic!!!!
@olliekendall176
@olliekendall176 5 жыл бұрын
*where's the bloke*
@MattSingh1
@MattSingh1 3 жыл бұрын
*Women: know your limits*
@topcat4643
@topcat4643 4 ай бұрын
Brilliant….😢 a lot of folks I know are sick now of woke ex WSL women footballers commenting on men’s EPL football.
@Mr.P001
@Mr.P001 4 ай бұрын
Brilliant, still funny years later 😅😅😅
@unbornchickenvoices
@unbornchickenvoices 13 жыл бұрын
She is beautiful.
@Bosoxist
@Bosoxist 4 жыл бұрын
@@barringtongilbert6390 April
@barkebaat
@barkebaat 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, but not a bloke tho', so...
@leatherman06
@leatherman06 3 жыл бұрын
Catherine Shepherd is lovely
@leoholder7839
@leoholder7839 3 жыл бұрын
@@barringtongilbert6390 with Big Suze being the other star of this show too
@nathanl4285
@nathanl4285 3 жыл бұрын
^^^ simp
@Andrew-tx9jy
@Andrew-tx9jy 2 ай бұрын
Yep nowadays it seems that it's three women talking about football and a token bloke...
@mabul513
@mabul513 2 жыл бұрын
His face at the end! Paul Whitehouse. Brilliant!
@liamod01
@liamod01 10 ай бұрын
‘Get the bloke…two sugars,…😂😂😂😂😂
@KhanivoreQniba
@KhanivoreQniba 6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant.
@catbreath007
@catbreath007 3 жыл бұрын
Did you see that game in Dubai recently ? The female referee was advised not to approach the Arab sponsor & shake his hand after the game as it would offend him !! Harry Enfield was way ahead of his time 👍
@crazynighthawk
@crazynighthawk 3 жыл бұрын
Probably more a case of the UAE being so behind the times, most countries have progressed whilst others have stood still.
@hugoclarke3284
@hugoclarke3284 3 жыл бұрын
@MathematicalPhysics Your comparison with French men kissing the cheek as a greeting illustrates your point well. It is certainly true that men in the UK would feel uncomfortable with this form of greeting, even men who are not disgusted by the idea, simply because it is not customary and does not carry the same meaning, as you say. However, this comparison is not equal to the example of the referee in Dubai. That is because it involves hierarchy. I do not speak of some sort of law that says women are inferior to men; cultural hierarchies are somewhat fluid since they arise naturally. Nor do I mean to suggest that hierarchies are bad, because they provide structures which are essential for our societies to operate. However, it is important to understand that in this context, the female gender has been positioned below that of men, and if we decide to examine the reasoning of this to consider whether it is fair or no, we find that it is more or less because women are seen as a kind of property of their husband. Not objectified; as long as the husband is not flawed in himself he will love and care for her. Moreover, this idea of property still persists in the West and many other places, though I think to a lesser degree. Now compare this to the fact that women were not allowed aboard ships. Grossly sexist of course, but the reasoning behind it was pretty sound. In those times it would be very dangerous for women to go aboard ships for obvious reasons, even more so if they became pregnant. And yes, I say "times" because the technology we have now was not present then. This is why I can conclude by saying Dubai needs to grow the fuck up in this regard. The reasoning does fit the circumstances of the present day.
@mr.safensound4238
@mr.safensound4238 3 жыл бұрын
@@hugoclarke3284 you've got this all wrong, it's nothing to do with hierarchy. The male sponsor wouldn't be exactly 'offended' at shaking the lady's hand, he'd most probably enjoy it. But then in arab culture there are certain boundaries, women are afforded a certain respect with regards to physical contact. As the comment above explains, this is considered an inappropriate level of intimacy between two strangers. The sponsor would prefer not to have to explain this awkwardly in the heat of the moment to her, hence she was forewarned about it.
@musashidanmcgrath
@musashidanmcgrath 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.safensound4238 Mate, stop beating around the bush, it has nothing to do with 'afforded respect'. It's a strict law in Islam. It's not 'Arab culture', it's an Islamic law.
@mr.safensound4238
@mr.safensound4238 3 жыл бұрын
@@musashidanmcgrath 'Islamic law' isn't applicable here, and especially in this modern day and age. Perhaps it's relevant when you have a religious leader put into that situation to shake hands. But otherwise the extent people choose to apply the religion varies considerably from person to person.
@johnholt9399
@johnholt9399 2 жыл бұрын
We have gone from this to virtually all woman now covering football.
@cupcakefairy87
@cupcakefairy87 8 ай бұрын
Me watching Football Focus on the BBC.
@user-qf5qv9kn6w
@user-qf5qv9kn6w 10 ай бұрын
Way ahead of their time Harry & Paul way ahead
@neildavis5509
@neildavis5509 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant, never gets old 😂
@richard7645
@richard7645 Жыл бұрын
Where's the bloke?
@frankbirchmore9436
@frankbirchmore9436 28 күн бұрын
ahead of their time
@googoogjoobgoogoogjoob
@googoogjoobgoogoogjoob 3 жыл бұрын
How prophetic was that!
@finnkdy
@finnkdy 3 жыл бұрын
Now it's 3 non ~ blokes.
@yeahbuddy7556
@yeahbuddy7556 2 жыл бұрын
It's all being exposed, everything was reversed and a lot of those celebs portrayed as women are actually men
@eleycki
@eleycki Жыл бұрын
Very current
@gregthomas1346
@gregthomas1346 3 жыл бұрын
Absolute quality 👌
@rivafussball6719
@rivafussball6719 3 жыл бұрын
Definition of classic comedy. 10 years old has not aged and lmao in 2021
@feltum
@feltum Жыл бұрын
This has never been more relevant!
@sportyguyusa
@sportyguyusa 3 жыл бұрын
They’re looking for the bloke, darling. Please stop talking and get the bloke. It’s time for football talk. Be a good girl and put the kettle on 🤣😂🤣🤣
@alberttanner408
@alberttanner408 3 жыл бұрын
Your a muslim i see
@gaspipeCasso
@gaspipeCasso 3 жыл бұрын
Albert
@bobbysilver272
@bobbysilver272 2 жыл бұрын
Quite right!! Where's the bloke?
@kevinoneill3278
@kevinoneill3278 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, just brilliant!
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