The only reason Entei has dominated the women kidnapping industry is because the child kidnapping industry was already full. Hypno and driftloon already had that industry down packed.

Just so you know, Furret is around 6 feet long, that's not a neck pillow, that a full body pillow that loves you

I can't wait to get to Sinnoh and hear him talk about Arceus. "If you can get over the moral implications of owning God, then you'll love Arceus."

I like how Bumbles cites “kidnapping women” as Entei’s worst trait and not “ITS BARKS MAKE VOLCANOS GO OFF”

I've never understood the "I can fix him" ideology until my all time favorite pokemon was in the bottom 5

I would like to add that as of Scarlet and Violet, Furret can now learn Tidy Up meaning not only is it a perfect little guy, he also helps cleans up any messes around the house and that’s lovely

True fact: Gligar is apparently inspired by the facehuggers from Alien. There are early beta sprites that give it a much closer resemblance, and the name is similar to HR Giger. This is why its Pokedex entry describes it wrapping around people's faces.

1:02:52 "There's probably a loving and caring Houndoom out there." Well, in the Pokemon anime episode "Houndoom's Special Delivery", we find out that a Mareep farmer has a Houndoom as a pet that can deliver things, and when Misty's Togepi gets lost, the Houndoom protects Togepi and carries it around to help it find Misty again.

Its kinda funny and somewhat sad that the Meganium line's only real claim is being the best pet. Which is fine. After all. Who wouldn't love to have a pet dinosaur that helps your yard grow. A Meganium helping the yard grow, a Granbull snoozing on the porch, a Smeargle painting a picture of the scene, a Ledian sleeping beside it and a Quagsire just...being Quagsire in the pond sounds like a great life to live in the pokeworld

If it gets to Sinnoh, remember: Giratina is NOT the devil and the Distortion World is not Hell. It represents antimatter. The violence it was banished for is a reference to the destructive reaction when matter and antimatter come into contact.

What have you done, Jack!? You've doomed yourself to making Pokémon pet videos for every subsequent generation until the end of days! Now people will NEVER stop asking when the next one is! D:

There's a _reason_ Kalosians, Hoennians, and Kantonians insist that Mega Evolving a Pokémon basically requires you _already having_ a close bond with said individual Pokémon; it's because if you don't do that, well, Alolans already demonstrated that for me.

Can’t believe ganbull is literally they “pitbull named cosmic destruction coming home from his 20 hours of community service.

It’s funny to me how the “Evil” type still gets one point in its favor, while Ghost gets none. It really shows how vindictive ghost types were early on

I feel like Dark gets too bad a rap. It being called "Evil" in Japanese doesn't necessarily make it the wicked horror Satan type like most people think it does. Mostly it's just them heeling on the opponent with dishonorable tactics like biting, stealing held items and ganging up with a group attack

The long-awaited sequel. Can the Porygon sweep continue? Let’s see.

Just the sudden jump from quagsire to jack just yelling at me to drink shuckles bug milk, might genuinely be the funniest thing ive heard all year.

Describing the effects of Lanturn as "third degree burn" is a funny way of describing the death of the universe via gigantic black hole. Somebody at Gamefreak did not do their math right.

I can't believe we bullied him into making another one. Either way, great video as always.

Considering that Lugia purposefully stay deep below the waves to ensure it doesn't cause the 40 year storm, I'm surprised that its behavior score isn't higher. A Pokemon smart enough to know that its dangerous and sets up itself to try to not harm anyone should have a higher score since, if you have it in your house, it'll likely do whatever it can to avoid causing whatever harm or devastation to you or its surroundings however possible. And, since Lugia would need to flap its wings to do damage and can walk, I would think Lugia would get to places by either walking or using Psychic to fly, rather than its wings.

9:28 One of [Ariados's Dex entries] even implies it can make friends. The dex entry in mind: "It attaches silk to it's prey and sets it free. Later, it tracks the silk to the prey and its friends." Pretty sure the operative word for that particular entry is *prey.*

The last thing I come to Bumbles McFumbles videos for is heart break, so imagine how ill-prepared I was for him to start discussing the Jumpluff hypothetical.

I questioned at first that housing a furret would be that easy, considering it’s like 6 feet long. But then I remembered my dog is as tall as I am if she stands on her hind legs and I house her just fine. So, I stand corrected.

Yeah, the storyline Houndoom in Gen 9 really puts that -9 into perspective, where it's also HIGHLY TERRITORIAL and sics some Houndours after you to drive you and the box legendary off (at best!). It gets to the point where the Box Legendary starts to protect you despite the only bond you have with it is...feeding it with your mom's sandwich. So, if a Paldean Houndoom doesn't want you around...count your prayers

The amount of "not poison" Pokemon in this generation that have some poisonous powers was Gamefreak getting over their Kanto phase

I know you don't like being a one trick pony, but these "which x is the worst y" videos are absolute peak and I'd love to see how this format could transform in the future

“Entei didn’t seem too eager to clear up the confusion” what’d ya want him to do? Sue the unown for defamation?

While I am sad to see my boy Heracross so low, it is good to see Jack solidify his ranking as a top tier KZfaqr if ranked by their favorite Pokemon

Umbreon sweating poison is only referenced in gen 2, never happens in other media, and Umbreon learns little to no poison type moves (ignoring Toxic). That dex entry was likely a leftover from development when Umbreon wasn't a dark type.

Can't wait for the next part where you get to discuss the implications of owning a Gardevoir as a pet!

5:45 I would imagine sneasel would try to steal the eggs from your fridge if you leave it at home alone lol

Gamefreak really got scared by that groudon letter since they gave him desolate land

“Remember children, sometimes the worst hells are of our own creation.” what an amazing way to end an excellent video holy shit 10/10 cinemastic matterpiece

Normal people would think that this video would be shorter than the previous one because Johto has a smaller pool of new pokemon compared to Kanto

After the first video you made regarding pokémon as pets, I really appreciate the work that you've done. Bumbles because it's giving me a lot to view and interpret when it comes to the Kanto region Pokémon. So Bumbles Mcfumbles, If you see this comment, I appreciate your work and many other people do, but don't stress yourself out like Peppino and pizza tower since I feel like that's somewhat your personality, but it is a good personality as long as you're not in any sort of mental stress. Either way, thank you for all the work you've done dude, You're sharp and witty Jack, respect to your content bro!

I've been cackling at "DRINK THE BUG MILK" for 5 minutes straight. You've ruined me, McFumbles.

Houndoom and Tyranitar were Pokemon I was expecting to be at the bottom. They literally have "DOOM" and "TYRANT" right in the name.

27:27 Okay I did think of Groundon right before this moment but I didn’t think this would happen- This is gold, love it. Solgaleo co-signing it is the cherry on top.

I mean if there are people that can turn Rottweilers into friendly pets, there's someone that can make Houndoom into a shining example of normally evil Pokémon

I just feel bad for Foretress and Piloswine. They can't control what their bodies do so I still love them no matter what

While those poisonous, foul-smelling flames that allegedly never heal and dread-inspiring howls aren't desirable for a pet, Houndour's Ultra Sun Pokédex entry tells us that the puppies are very loyal and obedient towards their trainers. None of Houndoom's Pokédex entries suggest that this stops being the case after evolution; so it's more of a difficult pet than a bad one.

I like to believe in Guildmaster Wigglytuff and what he said at the end of the first special episode, "Truly bad pokemon, don't really exist anywhere." I can have a misdreavus as a friend and we WILL scare people and lurk together in the dark dammit!

42:28 That shift in tone killed me DRINK THE BUG MILK😂😂😂

Once again the Poliwirl line has amazing alliteration

55:13 sableye and shedinja are about to single-handedly propel the ghost type from "bottom 5 pets" to "possibly a better pick than onix"

I constantly forget that Skarmory was introduced in this generation; My first view of it was in Ruby, when I found it on the volcanic ash route. Edit: Also, I'm sad, but not surprised that Houndoom is the worst of the worst. It's my favorite Fire type of all Pokémon, because I'm an edgy 14 year old at heart at the end of the day.

Magcargo's Temperature would NOT ignite the atmosphere, temperatures reach that high on earth in multiple places. Doesn't make it any better as a pet, do not bring it into your house, it WILL ignite that.

Glad to see this out! Feel free to take your time getting to Hoenn - not because I don't want to see it (I absolutely do), but because I'm terrified of how done dirty my favorite 'Mon and beloved goodest boy Absol is going to be because of it's Dark-Typing. It's a sweet pupper that doesn't like fighting and actively detects and warns people about impending threats to their safety. If that doesn't give it 6+ in Behavior and Safety to offset its typing, I don't know what would.

"Not often a fire type deals psychic damage." IDK why but this phrase was hilarious to me

Once again thanks for making these! Houndoom is still a good boy just probably requires a *lot* of training.

"Maybe Ghost will escape the bottom 5 as long as one of you doesn't start wanting to kill children" You leave Banette out of this I would own many

Suicune's still roaming the hills of Kanto in my old Leaf Green copy. That ol' sunnovabich is my white whale. And as someone who owned two escape artist beagles growing up, idunno if I can handle that kinda stress, even if he's off doing good.

B-Bumbles-sama, your power is too great 😻😻😻 A whole hour? Thank you for your hard work!!!

I'm so happy to see the sequel, and I could listen to your scripting, voice and banter along the way for hours, which I will, in fact, do. Don't think I didn't catch that little FNAF reference with Ursaring, Jack. I love it when you fit in all these more sly jokes and references. (Like the Entei one, very slick!) Good lord, how did you manage to top the alliteration from last time with Politoed? Positively preposterous!

I was listening to this at work and walked away to tend to something during the Quagsire segment. Because it was so short, the abrupt shift to Shuckle where Jack was shouting to DRINK THE BUG MILK really confused me because I assumed he was still talking about Quagsire.

1:02:53 Funny you mention that. There's an episode of the Johto series called Houndoom's Delivery Service. Misty's Togepi wanders off and gets lost, and spends the rest of the episode being taken care of and protected by a very gentle mail carrying Houndoom.

Funny thing about "Imagine using [Furret] as a neck pillow" is that someone actually went ahead and did that. It is absolutely adorable and hear it is _very_ comfortable.

Given my answer to the question of "which pokemon would you have as a pet IRL" was always Espeon (literal cat who loves you, feels like velvet, and has psychic powers to help you get stuff off that darn top shelf), I feel so vindicated right now seeing it so high.

"There's probably a loving and caring Houndoom out there." Well go to the Mirage Lands. Misty's former Togetic has a tale for you about the exact Houndoom you're describing.

It was SUCH a joy to work with you on the Pokerap GS cover, great video man! 💜

It's funny how he mentioned how plain Stantler is, meanwhile there's entries in the dex saying that it basically just creates distortions in reality casually

I would like to bring up that Umbreon is a friendship evolution. I don't care where this ends up I think this should just be brought up.

Idk how you manage to put out high quality videos consistently. I’m proud of you Jack

Raikou is so disrespected that nobody can pronounce its name right.

Grandbull is like a Pokemon Courage and I'm all in for it

Glad to see Ledian so high, one of my favorite underappreciated pokemon

I think there's a lot you can say about Stantler. It's a deer, so you'll need land for it to graze. A deer would be akin to a bunny, you need to make it feel comfortable and safe or it could be prone to stress. You're definitely not bringing it inside, if you startle it then it's going to wreck the place. Then there's the final odd point of Stantler's horns being capable of hypnotizing creatures.

35:08 "That must mean it's safe, right?" "Wrong. Flashbang." okay that part SENT me

Currently suffering through Kitakami, so seeing Mr McBumbleFumble have an anuerism of a dumble talking about Johto Pokemon is JUST what i needed

Love the pollitoad alliteration. Going through that alone deserves a sub

Crobat is my favorite 'Mon ever (aside from the funny lawnmower) so I can definitely appreciate their score. But I'd like to advocate for their housing- sure, they're staggeringly large, but bats have some narrow bones and handy cartilaginous structures that allow 'em to squeeze into some pretty tight spots. Make sure they have access to the outdoors so they can fully spread their wings, silence their prey so the charges can't stick, and I think you'd have a happy life together!

It has been 51 seconds. Now do Gen 3.

There was an episode of Pokemon during the Johto Era where Misty and her Togepi get separated, and a Houndoom that works for a delivery service finds Togepi and takes care of it until it finds Ash, Misty, and Brock again. So they aren't all bad.

"Now it might be Electivire" Heck yeah! Welcome to team Big Electric Yeti

Politoed's portion positively pressured my passive perception of it painstakingly.

A new Bumbles video is a great day! I could listen to this guy compare and contrast toothbrushes and I’d hang off every word

I was waiting on bated breath for if Shuckle woud like Petco. Great video!

Really loving that you used the same absurd alliterations with Politoed as you did with Poliwrath in the previous video. I love your humor beats! Great video

As someone who’s favorite Pokémon of all time is Furret, I see this as an absolute win

I will forever be mystified that Furret is now commonly associated with a UNOVA/Gen 5 BGM thanks to a meme.

I would like to point out for the benefit of many potential decent pet Pokemon, that just because something is toxic it doesn't mean that it's immediately or even long term dangerous to humans.

The Digimon Bit at the end is so iconic. These rankings are amazing

We shall finally see your promised adoration of Heracross put into practice.

He acknowledged shadow the hedgehog. That means we'll never get a video on it.

No matter the result I'll forever want a pet espion,just think about a cat woth all the pros that comes with plus the ability to pick up stuff for you (like heavy furniture and your car if you break down) and get things out of your reach like drinks.(it can also inflict mental torment on your enemys but that's just a bonus)

“Dark type is Evil type” Still higher than ghost. I am offended.

Ive been waiting for this for a while these videos are really good and fun to watch!

Don’t you get it? Now we know. We know you hear us. That you listen to us. You have just spoke the name of the boogeyman, and now he is crawling out of the closet to ask for generation 3.

that politoad line borders on V's monologue level alliteration, bravo

I like Golisopod the most, won me over in Moon and Guzma was such a good character that it ascended to great heights in my mind and heart, even did what never happened before and replaced my Started. Incinaroar is awesome but it couldn’t match to my Samurai bug thug.

The one I'm excited for you to get to is Absol. The nicest dark type. Should you ever go that many generations of this. And Murkrow has always been my fave pokemon, but I completely agree with your review of them.

So basically just give piloswine a haircut every like, few days or so?

Jack is gonna have a hell of a time with the Hoenn Pokerap if he ever gets there.

Some days I wish that Pokémon would exist because they seem so cool and friendly! And then I watch videos like this and they make me remember the world can easily be destroyed if some did exist.

Can’t wait for a 3 hour video when the Unova video comes around

The sequel we didn’t ask for, but the one we deserve.

Time for the shuckle sweep

fumbles mcbumbles did the thing we bugged him about boys.

Considering that elephants are my favorite animal, I’m glad to see that Donphan didn’t end up in the bad section of the list. Also I’m surprised yet pleased that Granbull did so well with this category. Now if we could just get it in a base Pokédex again, that would be great. Also also, in regards to the other top pet (that wasn’t already guaranteed), did you see that they’re releasing jumbo Furret plushes?

Groudon and Solgaleo’s letter was also peer reviewed by Yveltal.