Who Got Semen on the Roomba? - Logan Guntzelman - Stand-Up Featuring
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4 жыл бұрынLogan Guntzelman has a revelation about her day job and recalls listening in on a baffling argument among her boyfriend’s roommates. (Contains strong language.)
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@demetripoole721 4 жыл бұрын
She seems like she doesn’t want to be there and I love that lol she’s hilarious
@johnn.2017 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like she just stopped between errands to do us a favor and tell some jokes. It's a great shtick; I enjoyed that set as well!
@devenlawrence6211 4 жыл бұрын
She's a star in the making.
@SBeckerDTD 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrFeeny911 shut up Bill.
@chaosdweller 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's funny when people don't wanna be places
@wolbobus2130 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrFeeny911 shut up Bill.
@clermeil 4 жыл бұрын
I love her flat affect. Strong stage presence.
@zzdesolatezz 4 жыл бұрын
I dig your sarcasm.
@mathonamoore123 4 жыл бұрын
I find her weird and not funny at all
@animenerd453 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly it doesn't surprise me she's a drug dealer. Even though I'm black man, this girl is my spirit uh person. Like can she be my friend
@jbasti227 4 жыл бұрын
That's deadpan humor, and I love it
@mrpineapplecc5342 4 жыл бұрын
Reginald Denny I was the 1,000 like lol
@TheDwightMamba 4 жыл бұрын
Her cadence, comfort on stage and perfectly timed misdirection are that of a 15-20 year comic. Can't wait to see more.
@RayrayFeelus 4 жыл бұрын
"You guys seem warmed up enough so I am going to talk about my period Now" Superb!!!
@slapslicks7531 4 жыл бұрын
Best part
@untitled795 4 жыл бұрын
Reason everyone loves her is because she's very direct and blunt
@benjamingardner3314 4 жыл бұрын
Gets the crowd rolling, that's for sure.
@CutthroatDe 4 жыл бұрын
Ooh I get it because she works at a dispensary you're funny bro
@ValladaoMateus 4 жыл бұрын
and funny
@zzdesolatezz 4 жыл бұрын
But you have to be funny too...
@zzdesolatezz 4 жыл бұрын
@@ValladaoMateus I dunno...
@ohmyblindman 4 жыл бұрын
She says the stuff I'd like to say if I were quick enough.
@gabrielbelmonte8521 4 жыл бұрын
Allan Hegyes oh you’re that slow?
@LosingandMakingExcuses 4 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielbelmonte8521 HOW SLOW IS THEY???
@flickanrimsky 3 жыл бұрын
she's not quick either honey, she wrote that stuff
@MarkJones-gt2qd 3 жыл бұрын
@@flickanrimsky They didn't say she was quick, they said she says the stuff they would like to say, if THEY were quick enough. Just saying, if we're being picky here....
@whytower 4 жыл бұрын
i love her, she seems as tired as i am.
@laykantheealien5722 4 жыл бұрын
*"I'm only going to let you down"*
@davidfountain6110 4 жыл бұрын
I have never been less surprised in my life than I was the moment that she said that she works for a cannabis distributor.
@alexandercanella4479 4 жыл бұрын
Why? She looks like she was raised in a cannabis lab 😂
@BrotherMalMusic 4 жыл бұрын
Alexander Canella He said he has never been _"less"_ surprised, meaning he wasn't surprised about it.
@alexandercanella4479 4 жыл бұрын
@@BrotherMalMusic you're right. I'm going to leave my mistake there though.
@BrotherMalMusic 4 жыл бұрын
Alexander Canella you're a real one for that lol
@Infantyzip 4 жыл бұрын
420 likes hahah
@timothywilliams300 4 жыл бұрын
It’s like she is just naturally funny I would love to see more of her. 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@rmbstudios7625 4 жыл бұрын
Shes her own comedian
@liquidfirejonissoljourney 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. I just watched this and I'm now looking her up for more videos. ✌🏾
@johnburt7935 4 жыл бұрын
You know what they say: Comics say funny things. Comedians say things funny.
@SumNutOnU2b 3 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see more of her too. Oh, wait. You meant her standup act, didn't you?
@SumNutOnU2b 3 жыл бұрын
(sorry... I couldn't resist. Such a great lead-in... Seriously though, yeah, she's got a good delivery. Funny without trying too hard.)
@SparkySINN 4 жыл бұрын
Her voice sounds exactly like Scarlett Johansson
@A.C.71 4 жыл бұрын
I knew it. I commented she kinda looks like scarlett johansson..someone else caught that so I'm not crazy unless we are both crazy lol
@Mangosrllysuck 4 жыл бұрын
Living In Christ she does sound like scar jo! And kind looks like her too!
@A.C.71 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mangosrllysuck Shes the poor mans scarlett lol
@ipellly 4 жыл бұрын
The voice is spot on I noticed it too
@namelessfaceless5748 4 жыл бұрын
She's Jewish
@loganbrown9830 4 жыл бұрын
I love finding other girls with the name Logan it makes me feel less alone 😂
@vertexshabbaz535 4 жыл бұрын
Logan Brown you single?
@sai9507 4 жыл бұрын
@@vertexshabbaz535 is it a blue moon?
@slappy8941 4 жыл бұрын
You could be named Herschel and it wouldn't make a difference.
@jaywalt8418 4 жыл бұрын
That is a cool name for a gal👌🏾💯
@loganosliger5863 4 жыл бұрын
Same my gggg
@iamcerridwen 4 жыл бұрын
This is someone I would be friends with 😂 she’s hilarious
@netta2188 4 жыл бұрын
“ We’re getting breakfastttttt!!!! “ 😂😂😂😂
@LordSkella 4 жыл бұрын
More of her pls She’s a deadpan stoner who’s funny and beautiful I think I’m in love 😍
@mickey4125 4 жыл бұрын
@TheyCallMe Doug Daaaaayum haha XD
@Brainbuster 3 жыл бұрын
You don't know that she's a stoner. It might just be her personality or even her brand (done on purpose for the stage persona). I'm like her and people always ask me whether I'm drugs, but it's just the way I talk and look.
@shallowgrey 2 жыл бұрын
@@Brainbuster bruh look at her eyes she's high on stage lol
@thestu059 2 жыл бұрын
Jim Breuer always looked high. But he wasn't
@lv5310 4 жыл бұрын
She looks like she lives backstage and they pull her out when comedians don't show up lol
@sowhat... 4 жыл бұрын
What do you mean?
@peachesandcream4897 4 жыл бұрын
Looks fine to me. Why are people so hung up on judging how females look?
@Vrozkrokop 4 жыл бұрын
honestly, thats a great joke
@loubloom777 4 жыл бұрын
bruh 😂
@laylay9966 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!!! Thatx on point
@riverhart2032 4 жыл бұрын
I get hungover-Scarlett-Johansson vibes from her.
@joeseward9466 3 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@Wayzor_ 3 жыл бұрын
Female Pete Davidson.
@comit8077 3 жыл бұрын
@@Wayzor_ too accurate Edit: nvm i realized that was stolen
@randikae13 4 жыл бұрын
Why does she look exactly like a female Pete Davidson
@zachanundson33 4 жыл бұрын
Randi Teninty I was thinkin the same thing lmao
@iancardenasbjj 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@twizack22 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking Carrot Top
@lilyl.6715 4 жыл бұрын
damn you ruined it for me
@kurtstergar1042 4 жыл бұрын
No, she has Alyssa Milano eyes!
@willsommervil6141 3 жыл бұрын
"Now everyone loves women " she got me with this 😂😂😂😂😂
@Hamlet12341 4 жыл бұрын
I love how she is talking about drugs and seemed stoned lol
@Shimus36 4 жыл бұрын
Pete Davidson's sister? Anyways you killed it. Dry humor is the best.
@AgonyG59 4 жыл бұрын
I could totally see it lmao
@Shimus36 4 жыл бұрын
@@AgonyG59 More like you can't UNSEE it. I tried. Fission Mailed.
@MrMuttly55 4 жыл бұрын
She's actually funny
@femchad3317 4 жыл бұрын
God I hope her comedy career takes off
@LowartOmega 4 жыл бұрын
I need more of her, that deadpan delivery is fire!
@terezipyrope7047 3 жыл бұрын
this woman has such a deadpan energy in her jokes and about her. I love it. It’s not energetic and particularly annoying. I could vibe with this person lmao
@picasso_v 4 жыл бұрын
That “woo!” From the crowd after introducing that period joke😂
@freespeechisdead1565 4 жыл бұрын
I think her delivery is genius. She delivers her material as if she's the only one that knows these are not jokes, this is her life, she's just relaying the news. Of course it is written material and the delivery is purposeful, but I think it takes guts as an artist to pick a style and means of expression and commit. And in the end, she's funny. Good job!
@ajvintage9579 4 жыл бұрын
freespeechisdead isdead Steven Wright did it first, followed by Nate Bargatze.
@freespeechisdead1565 4 жыл бұрын
@@ajvintage9579 Steven Wright never did that tho, his material was clearly joke material. He had ridiculous settings with absurd punchlines. Funny af, but you always knew he was telling a joke.
@jesselejarzar5114 4 жыл бұрын
Really good stuff, and I loved that she said she was going to vape in the bathroom afterwards.
@Deezy_Ankh 4 жыл бұрын
Last joke hit me. My mom was my gym teacher once. Imagine being on punishment at school. Can't play in gym class with the rest of the kids cuz I'm grounded! TF
@user-wm6hu5nj6m 4 жыл бұрын
When she said she was dating a younger GUY I can’t lie lol I was surprised they had us in the first half.
@P0lkoli 4 жыл бұрын
Why? Because all female comedians are gay?
@leolucky7570 4 жыл бұрын
I thought she was gay too but you really can't judge a book by it's cover
@aw9005 4 жыл бұрын
A girl with a guy name is usually straight
@slapslicks7531 4 жыл бұрын
@@aw9005 hmm why is that?
@HLB313 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a gay girl and I was both surprised and disappointed.
@jonjoshelvey6455 4 жыл бұрын
Never heard of her before, she’s hilarious!
@lolipopchick2 3 жыл бұрын
She’s the type of funny that is just funny and doesn’t have to try too hard. I like that.
@kelsadia34 4 жыл бұрын
I wish she did more stand up, shes funny af!
@TCt83067695 4 жыл бұрын
I so desperately wanna hang out with her. She's my kinda ppl
@Gggg-cq1ih 2 жыл бұрын
Loser
@TCt83067695 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gggg-cq1ih oh no. Projection?
@MrTacoSr 4 жыл бұрын
She’s got it down on this deadpan type delivery! She’s hilarious! Need more like her
@corvuseyemedia 3 жыл бұрын
Hands down... favorite female stand up comedian EVER!
@superhuman51 4 жыл бұрын
She’s funny af lmao shout out KZfaq stories for showing me a good new comedian
@deadbrain6801 4 жыл бұрын
That period part was hilariously well written
@aick 4 жыл бұрын
FINALLY a comedian I connect with!
@wolf_biter 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m only gonna let you down.” Such solid delivery.
@ajp1282 4 жыл бұрын
Please tell me there's more of Logan. There NEEDS to be more of Logan!
@tommylobotommy 4 жыл бұрын
I like that she is chill during her bits.
@dominicdannies7482 4 жыл бұрын
I like the deadpan humor way more than the typical American upbeat "Ha here I am!" Humour. Good One !
@howardhavardramberg7160 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO the lady shaking her head at 2:24
@Chickentenddies 4 жыл бұрын
I looked at her eyes, then went to prison to see the eyes of an inmate with a life sentence, her eyes were still more lifeless.
@thebabyfacedking7441 4 жыл бұрын
Dude she's smart.and I'm watching this as I just walked in from the dispensary
@CutthroatDe 4 жыл бұрын
The last joke was life changing 😂 and I completely believe it
@LukerativeLion 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, I haven't watched stand up in years, I'm glad this got me interested in it again. Super chill vibes yet drop dead hilarious
@MCShvabo 4 жыл бұрын
I anticipate within one year everyone will know who she is.
@GG_BigLog 4 жыл бұрын
That's way too fast.. and you only have 8 months now. No doubt she's good. Maybe 3-5yrs
@yamanator10 3 жыл бұрын
She sucks I didn't laugh once
@nightguy5967 3 жыл бұрын
Bad news bro
@cristiebarto9018 3 жыл бұрын
I love her flat affect. Strong stage presence.
@MCShvabo 3 жыл бұрын
@@nightguy5967 In defence of my past self, who could have predicted Covid?
@siddharthkrishnan3317 4 жыл бұрын
Idk if I've seen her stand-up before but I love her! She's hilarious! I have to check out her other stuff!
@chrislopez9156 2 жыл бұрын
Would love to see more comedy by Logan!
@BG-wz1iu 4 жыл бұрын
The end killed me😂
@ashleeblanton 4 жыл бұрын
"Have you guys ever been bullied by your mom at school?" lmfaooo I'm dead
@grassaf4354 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE HER COMEDY GIVE US MORE
@troywalkertheprogressivean8433 4 жыл бұрын
actually "drug courier"
@chuckaudio3191 4 жыл бұрын
I love this lady! Love! Love! Love!!! I've watched this dozens of times and I laugh at every joke every time!
@MistyNicole3 3 жыл бұрын
I’m obsessed! I need more of this woman in my life.
@Yarnall541 4 жыл бұрын
Friggin great. I'd watch her special
@henryturner5153 4 жыл бұрын
She looks high. So high she looks functionally sober.
@michaelmungai8559 4 жыл бұрын
Her cheek bones could slice awkward silence.
@sixthgear5874 4 жыл бұрын
This is the first stand up on KZfaq to make me burst out laughing
@LEMMYCAUTIONROCK 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah we´re gonna need more of this lady, great stuff!
@chasewilliams5697 4 жыл бұрын
I like her shes funny😂. I actually wouldn't mind seeing more of her actually
@Im_Ethanol 2 жыл бұрын
"Vaping in the bathroom" Fucking killed me
@alwaysxnever 4 жыл бұрын
I very much appreciate her delivery. I need more of her in my life.
@semja 3 жыл бұрын
She's great. Do more of her
@hoodiegamer9256 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣 been laughing all through can’t wait to see more of her stand ups
@oneofthosepeople2101 4 жыл бұрын
Scarlet Johansen is funnier than I expected.
@saitama3795 4 жыл бұрын
You mean... Johan Scarletsson
@youtubemoderationtaskforce5583 4 жыл бұрын
In the rare occasion where a female Jew happens to be hot, she’ll probably look like Scarlett Johansson.
@youtubemoderationtaskforce5583 4 жыл бұрын
but why damn you’re right
@amistry605 4 жыл бұрын
She doesn't look like her lmao
@123yougottaluv 4 жыл бұрын
Freedom ForAll! I was thinking she sounds like her as well.
@klaasinsession 4 жыл бұрын
The double "Oh no OH NO!" SENT ME! LOL
@aaronburratwood.6957 4 жыл бұрын
In a few angles her hair looks like a fresh ready to harvest bud.
@muhahill3566 4 жыл бұрын
1:05 the girl in the front nodding off had me breathing rather hard through my nose
@ViktorEnns 4 жыл бұрын
"Have any of you been bullied by your Mom at school?" should be the opener :D Fantastic!
@joebrito3192 4 жыл бұрын
that last one was gold i can picture my grandma doing that to my mom or aunts
@adrienne0122aw 4 жыл бұрын
i absolutely can't 😂😂😂
@sylkates 4 жыл бұрын
This is so funny. More from her please!
@toascranill5464 3 жыл бұрын
I love how lively and expressive she is!
@codepsynapse3392 3 жыл бұрын
She is sooo good, love that character feels so honest
@yeahokay1051 4 жыл бұрын
I love this lady. She's hella funny.
@sedativeman 4 жыл бұрын
I like that she has her jokes written on her hand lol
@kellybissinger8537 4 жыл бұрын
We're getting breakfast! Absolute best haha
@zachp5701 4 жыл бұрын
We getting the ground floor view of a future star?! She seems pretty polished. Her monotone works really well. Such good vibes
@accessmemories-0271 4 жыл бұрын
She is such a mood!!! I love her
@ELPRES1DENTE45 4 жыл бұрын
She could easily be Scarlett Johansson's sister.
4 жыл бұрын
This was brilliant! Great job!
@ncr3299 4 жыл бұрын
Fresh new style, super dope. Funny as hell. THANK YOU LOGAN!!
@aldelta19 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Scarlet Johansson and looks like Linda Hamilton. She seems pretty cool and funny.
@ricardoterrazas 4 жыл бұрын
She is awesome! This set was hilarious 😂 !!
@loucat2779 3 жыл бұрын
This woman has IT! Fearless and funny. More please.
@Dennicillin 4 жыл бұрын
I'm very happy I came here. This was even better than I hoped it would be
@baringozi2214 4 жыл бұрын
She's my type but I can't explain how. Maybe the nonchalance? I want more
@Ramone_JiuJitsu 4 жыл бұрын
Funny, smart, and very attractive. Good combo.
@Bendesho 4 жыл бұрын
Same here, she's really pretty but has a unique vibe for a pretty woman. Her nonchalance gives me the impression she'd never bitch at me over anything, like in a situation that would piss other women off, she'd just go "oh huh that's interesting"
@Ramone_JiuJitsu 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bendesho indeed
@alwaysxnever 4 жыл бұрын
@ Bari Ngozi not just me then. Lol
@MmmMulholland 4 жыл бұрын
It means you’re attracted to masculinity and are most likely a beta male. Seriously.
@kyriesanchez4122 4 жыл бұрын
She has a creative direction. I love it
@floatmyboat721 4 жыл бұрын
I need more Logan
@justtowatch111 4 жыл бұрын
Great set, cracked me up heaps!
@MrKarmapolice97 4 жыл бұрын
This is totally the type of people I seek out to be friends with
@namelessfaceless5748 4 жыл бұрын
Jews?
@petekapinos585 4 жыл бұрын
Funny! Can’t wait to see more
@justingabriel6527 3 жыл бұрын
Very funny, has a style and uniqueness all her own.
@robertjoasilus5230 4 жыл бұрын
That bullied by your mom in school joke killed me
@luisarmando5081 4 жыл бұрын
She's so funny hahaha
@NephewDrew1102 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂inspires me to continue doing comedy on my channel
@luisarmando5081 4 жыл бұрын
@@NephewDrew1102 Yeah, I'll check you out shameless plug.
@KamisKisses 4 жыл бұрын
I now have unresolved questions about the how and why of the rumba🤔 I love her deadpan style.
@brennanpizer5004 2 жыл бұрын
She has to be the best to hang out with, but you'd always wonder if she cared at all that it was happening or not. If this is just a stage act, it is the most convincing one ever. Has to be her real personality. So great!
@MOBROOKS 4 жыл бұрын
2:10-3:30 Was absolutely HILARIOUS!!
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