Selling an iPod to Margot Robbie - Logan Guntzelman

Selling an iPod to Margot Robbie - Logan Guntzelman - Stand-Up Featuring

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27 күн бұрын

Logan Guntzelman takes the stage to tell stories about a particularly crappy roommate, the time she encountered Stevie Wonder at the Apple Store and a particularly strange medical procedure.
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@unclekyle9903 25 күн бұрын

THIS WAS A NEAR PERFECT SET! I'm going to search for more Logan G stand up now!

@luva74 12 күн бұрын

The delivery of the punchline of the Stevie Wonder joke is perfect. The setup is too. A comedian making people laugh at a Stevie Wonder joke that is about him being blind is comedy gold! I’ve heard lots of Stevie Wonder is blind jokes in my life, and I never would have bet that there was a comedian good enough to make one work. This is the first set I’ve seen her do and I’m immediately a fan. She makes her job look easy the way that pro athletes make their jobs look easy. It’s only the best of the best that can do that! I laughed as loud as the audience did at “Did HE say something?”

@laurennewman6821 23 күн бұрын

Made me laugh out loud. Even though we love a deal, I'd pay top $ to see you perform in SF!

@vodevick 25 күн бұрын

Great comedy! Excellent timing! Keep it going!

@cowboycurtis2099 25 күн бұрын

that was really funny!!! thank you

@kalligraphii 25 күн бұрын

Android hate is super cringe at this point lol

@jwbowen 25 күн бұрын

"Apple hates standards! Yay!"

@Guy.On.The.Couch. 25 күн бұрын

Android is way better than Apple.

@user-uk4xz1ll7s 25 күн бұрын

Calling things cringe is cringe too. Good job. 👍

@grassyknollman 25 күн бұрын

😂 we don’t care that you’re still trying to flex on your shitty android phone. Move on. Accept that they are adopting Apple’s approach of no memory card slot, better software, and batteries that don’t blow up. Thanks for the ligma😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@joshuaswisher6748 25 күн бұрын

Says an android user

@SS-vt4hz 24 күн бұрын

Fantastic set !!

@adiandrei3006 25 күн бұрын

really funny set

@allengorman8960 19 күн бұрын

there is no girl out there that will give me a chance to show them that I am a good person is there one out there that would give me a chance before I give up

@joshualeafe3230 22 күн бұрын

Her voice sounds like Scarlet Johansen’s or maybe it’s me 🤷‍♂️😜

@pelletfunner6701 25 күн бұрын

Wonderful work! ❤❤

@nternetrat 25 күн бұрын

love love love

@xoxoshaneandmexoxo 23 күн бұрын

She probably thought you were safe❤

@melvincarltonscooterjohnsoniii 24 күн бұрын

😆😂🤣😭🤣😂😆

@liveletlive0regrets 25 күн бұрын

Never fails to deliver. 😂

@cowboycurtis2099 25 күн бұрын

Lol, i love Android. though Google be dancing with the devil. but as os's go, it's better. cheap android is the red flag.

@bonniejosavland3227 25 күн бұрын

Yeah my dog 🐶

@matthewferguson8369 22 күн бұрын

Stevie Wonder is blind...oohboy, really digging deep into the well of originality with that one. It's not even a good Stevie Wonder is blind joke, it's just...hey, he's blind.

@logannewell4986 25 күн бұрын

🐐🐐🐐

@michaelsteincamp6367 26 күн бұрын

George Strait music

@Gbetts 23 күн бұрын

Has anyone else noticed that comedians will touch their face in some odd repeated way during a pause like they are prompting for a prompt to remember where to go next

@lucyslotta7768 11 күн бұрын

I have noticed that. However I think it’s more of a technique for memory recall.

@reneegilbert2544 22 күн бұрын

Fair to assume the lady didn't know who Stevie Wonder is. It absolutely must be that she didn't know who he was. 😅

@jonfault5573 24 күн бұрын

FUNNY.. LEAVE MY ANDROID ALONE. BLAME MY X AND MOM. ...AND MORALITY😅

@charmerci 25 күн бұрын

She missed "deals, not prostitutes."

@jmtolerico 11 күн бұрын

Still not laughing...(Editted for the Stevie Wonder joke)

@rustylee1836 25 күн бұрын

So you were the only female employee named Logan, a name that skews heavily (87%) male, and also the only person she asked the the pronouns of? Hmmm what could the connection possibly be?!?! I guess we'll never know

@JacyndaMinor 25 күн бұрын

That’s the joke

@thevolatilitywhisperer7616 2 күн бұрын

The android crap is just corny now. I was in the apple cult yrs ago, switched to android bc I wanted the fold. Android is 20x btr. Odd thing is, they say android ppl are broke...... look up the price of this damn phone 😂. I'm convinced the apple ppl are in a cult atp.

@winton666 25 күн бұрын

Rough intro, but your set picks up at the android-iPhone comparison.

@stacey3638 24 күн бұрын

Intro is great. Write your own.

@thevolatilitywhisperer7616 2 күн бұрын

The phone comparison that's been done 10k times ovr the last decade?! 😂😂. Oof, you seem fun 😂😂

@Honorable_cucumber 23 күн бұрын

I only find girls talk about iPhones vs Androids. Most know the data so the jokes dont hit because its based off of a social opinion not data that most Android users looked at before buying

@JuaniqueVerde 23 күн бұрын

This is statistically untrue! EVERYONE groans when someone has an android. But you probably tell yourself this cuz you’re an unlikable incel! 😢😂😂😂

@thevolatilitywhisperer7616 2 күн бұрын

Of course, it's mostly girls. Same ones that think guys want silicone filled 304's. Clueless

@mattdonalds9996 25 күн бұрын

If anyone ever asks me my pronouns I will respond "God or Me Lord".

@_Christopher_Williams 25 күн бұрын

I just say "penis".

@jem2719 23 күн бұрын

Oh man, wish i didnt see this failed attempt.

@Jan-vw6tu 19 күн бұрын

😅 You're too watching a few comedy Routines lately. If someone hadd walk up to me and ask me what my pronouns were. I would have thought oh no because I had just been brushing up on my verbs and my understanding of them. And I would have not made any connection to section sexuality. Or how are you identifi? Guess my position is really who cares? I can handle being corrected if I get it wrong, if I say to someone, miss and they're a Mr. Or vice versa. Or refer to he as a she as a satisfied senator I can handle them correcting me on it, but after that. You know. I'm done

@jefftravis3808 25 күн бұрын

Leave it to a woman to write a joke about ppl who buy the less expensive phone instead of the overpriced status symbol model. How very not surprising.

@JuaniqueVerde 23 күн бұрын

Oof Jeff your incel is showing!

@thevolatilitywhisperer7616 2 күн бұрын

Android isn't evn less expensive. Not the high-end ones anyway. Android is 20x btr. It's not evn close honestly. Fold is awesome, Apple has been the same thing yr ovr yr. Cult ppl