Caleb1915 he’s banned from my house as well.

Lmao

This joke I get. This one is funny.

@John Griffith rip x bro too soon

Agreed also banned from mine

He’s not circumcised if that helps you hate him more.

@@garnetnard4284 😭😭😂😂💀💀

@@garnetnard4284 is he even Jewish then?

Same!

Omg!! This killed me.

lololololololol

Lmfao underrated comment right here folks

Did everyone else do a Morgan Freeman narration?

“Yeah I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch”

Ron Howard voice*

Dont do crank kids

Speed kills, don’t meth around

I hate him so much but I agree that is really funny 😂😂

so facts lmao

@Agent 39 he never said he did?

I’m kinda like this but still get invited to shit lol it’s weird

I realize it is kind of off topic but does anyone know a good site to watch new tv shows online ?

@@jamietitus6220 soap2day

These jokes are beating the fuck out of a dead horse.

wouldnt put it past him. was throwing burgers n hot dogs in berts pool on somethings burning lol

Jo Po- *True.*

@@lamigraice2442 That fucking horse will be pulp Sir!! Have a good day!!!

Or just a small portion of the pool

@@DmitryPolovka how do you figure that?

@@DmitryPolovka You think Kreischer deserved to get dosed by Ari as well?

Bobby lee is lowkey a piece a shit person as well. If you here the ari story with him. But bobby seems way more trustworthy

This guy beat up Bobby Lee because SOMEONE ELSE was fucking his girlfriend Natasha. What a bitch.

Robert Adams Bobby screwed Ari and and Ari beat him for it

😂

Boom boom

😂

Perfectly typed.

Ari is a joke n it's not funny

LOL

Aye!

Makes sense

Not for lack of trying.

Hes a bitch.

Type of guy who no one liked as a kid and never managed to grow up.

Yeah he leaves the pipe laying to more capable men. Ari just handles the 'being a bitch' part.

Oddly specific choice of words and scenarios... Almost as if you have lived it.

DOESITMATTER7734 the amount of detail you gave for this masterpiece is amazing. Hilarious comment

@@acesiegel4467 thank you, i've been feeling this way about him for a while. He is creepy. Like bettle juice

He is the embodiment of a jack in the box. The guy that is always one stick poke from getting the snot beat out of him.

@@optimoprimo132 lol facts

You need to write a short story about this. You're a natural dude! This would be sick idea for a book

Let alone having to worry of him pissing or shitty somewhere in the house

I was thinking the same thing. I wonder how many people have said that he is not welcome in their home anymore.

@@briggyb 78.....

@Alex P 😍🤔

@Alexander Octopus Cortez lul

Just drug them with ecstasy they'll love you after that...

You, my friend, just typed words of glory and beautiful, golden progression! What a great comparison! And it's spot the fuck ON. Lol

Ya think?

Bert still lets him in, through the kitchen window when his wife is asleep. But if she catches them, Bert's banned from his own house too.

@@nodiggity9472 🤣

Bert is pathetic, he still makes excuses for Ari.

I stopped liking him when he drugged Bert.

Search "Amazing Racist". Dude sucks

@@WN_Byers that was some what a funny show

Never thought the koby shit was that bad. I don’t like sports anyway but yea he’s done some fucked up shit

Speaking of Kobe, think about it, A comedian can get wrongly accused of sexual assault and his career is over, a big time athlete can actually do it, and get away with it and continue their career like nothing happened while the victim gets shamed for it.

Resting Jew Face

And then he speaks

@@MmmmGoodBoy Easy now,, Easy

BR Pitre Peters you calling me a liar?

100%

Ari: "So you're not saying to a minimum? I don't understand.."

You realize that curt means short and rude, right? Perhaps you should have used another adjective.

@@greggburke7796 I know what curt means, and he was curt with other people. What is the point of your comment exactly?

@@warrenh Oh I assumed you were saying he was being a nice guy, but you are saying he was nice to you but a dick to everyone else. My bad. I misunderstood what you were trying to say.

​@Gregg Burke Thanks, Gregg.

Isn't the dark knight returns awesome? Come to think of it I wouldn't let frank miller in my house along with ari

And then dice walks in and says "why you going through my underwear, what are you a home?" Lol

@@picasokaufmen9250 Did you mean to type homo, or are you some kind of stupid home?

lol same thing I was thinking

Sniffing Dice's soiled underoos

What jew wouldn't

@@Thingsandstuff959 fucking relax dude

@@lostinsauce4515 no u

@@Thingsandstuff959 ikr?

Nah why bring up the story then?

Mark Sprinkle original 👍🏽

I think it's funny that Kobe ruins his career but _Free Boat Rides back to Africa_ didn't.

🤣

That's what he yelled when the chopper whent down

Kobe was a dirtbag

@Globglogabgolab 2.0 it’s genetic

​@Globglogabgolab 2.0 "i recently learned im part jewish, which makes sense; i always knew i was up to something" -Owen Benjamin

Thanks!

My man

You're doing gods work.

Dudes reasoning skills are broken.

@Coltious Tayloropitous Did you just compare weed to molly? You can't be that dense.

@M K most molly is fake and ones from China which Is practically meth

@M K MDMA= MOLLY = METHYLENEDIOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE. Both CNS stimulants. So yeah, they are

Finna Nut Yo yep

Directed across the table but he didn't pick it up

Thank you!! Been saying that exact thing for years... I get up and go to work and pay the bills and support my kids.... And that's as old as I'm getting ever. . Back to the fart jokes and porn and a few beers bitches!!

Yes also new update cant like as part of reassurance program

Dude oozes creepiness I wouldn't trust him. He reminds me of every sneaky little weasel character in movies that are always up to something. Last good thing he was ever in tho was Tasha.

Pad lock your food/ refreshments.

But what if he spikes the padlocks?

Hes a jew. He will figure out a way

Dude these jokes are deaddd

@@Legendairy_Angel94 you would be dead if Ari attacked you with his beak.

Jay Are ok .. thought i was. the only one . thought it was hanks. from cloud atlas

So true

I have np idea who this guy is but a friend of mine posted a pic of him on FB and I legot thought he was one of those mash-ups. He õooks like Tom Hanks mixed with Vin Diesel.

James Ritch dude😂

Dats a gud 1 dammit 👻

He does look like Sid Haig lol

HAHAHAHA Spot the F on!

Hooray

Agreed

Ged the Head young Jaime is a wizard at getting clicks

Nautilus1972 It’s obvious he was making a fucking joke! And if you’re one of the dickholes who can’t see that, then you’re the problem, not Ari! I’m surprised Joe didn’t see it either, considering the fact that Joe himself is known to say some dark shit.

@@urgfswallows if you ignore the semantics of the difference in "not committing child abuse" and "keeping child abuse to a minimum" joe kinda looks like he was saying that it's okay to beat your kids lol

@@lylechipperson3407 in public

Ari's follow up was also funny: "So youre not saying to a minimum.. I don't understand" lol

Literally to get him banned for a laugh. That’s how comics think. It really doesn’t demand this much introspective to break it down.

@@Flipindabird23 both of you are right

The whole "but why would they lie?" Is the obvious path to an answer however it's so odd to me when it just stops there or "they don't have a reason to lie" conclusion just baffles me to no end I mean have ya been around humanity? Idk if ari did it but dude telling dice is either being honest or he might have lied because... 1 Doesn't like Ari 2 Compulsive liar 3 Genuinely thought he saw something but is mistaken about what he saw 4 Wants to gain favor with a celebrity 5 Likes starting conflict 6 wants to draw attention away from something he did 7 just because I'm sure you already thought of similar reasons and I doubt you really think the guy would have zero reasons to lie, just wanted to share a few I could think of.

Not that Ari shouldn't be banned anyway but this "why would he lie" stuff is complete nonsense

brigmund freud sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh

It’s called context bro...such pussys Jesus

@@germacam3498 thanks bro. Needed you to clarify. Or you could just not comment.

Such an annoying trend, “we bury what you’re looking for so that our ‘average watching time’ can go up for advertisers”

I’m jealous of Ari’s foosball table.

It's his tolerance for comedy that's letting it slide I think. They talk all the time about content over context and how comedy is comedy, which is true. As much as the fans (including myself) wouldn't mind Ari being banned, I think Joe is worried about the potential consequences after that. That being said, he still should have banned him after that. Guys like Ari don't learn unless someone does it for them

Bunch of snowflakes, comedy is fucked.

They’re friends 🤷🏼‍♂️

Out of all the comics that where canceled Ari should have been the biggest one

Ari is an amazing man and a great comedian. His video and tweet about Kobe made me a big fan, absolutely hilarious.

For sure! This cat needs a beating daily!

@@SkrvnHiptR77 now all I can smell is cat piss

1000%.

100000%

10000000000000%

Or my arms with drugs

Hey... regardless

Brian Turner- Because he's an Jewish L.A. rich kid. Totally entitled w/ nothing but time on his hands.

@Tony Marselle spotted the jew!

@Tony Marselle stating he's a Jew is antisemitism? Man you Jews sure are fragile.

@Tony Marselle define antisemite. Here's a clue, it does not and has NEVER meant anti-jew. You MUST speak hebrew, eqyptian, or arab or prescribe to one of those 3 cultures to be semitic, unless it is the Abrahamic version in which all muslims and christians are also semites. You ashkenazi? That's a convert. A fake jew for the record.

He surprises you with fun drugs. Who doesn't love surprises?

I love drugs and I love surprises but some drugs just are not meant to be surprises at all lol

Bert admitted his drinking problem got better after his Molly experience

You’ve never taken drugs like that if you think it sounds like a good idea lol

Dan and Lilly’s Beard Product Reviews - I’ve done it. That would be ok. only psychedelics would be bad. Dosing Acid or DMT would be “dead to me” stuff. But the drugs where you’re just “you but moodier” isn’t the end of the world like Bert made it seem. My only problem was, Ari didn’t admit guilt at Bert’s wife. She made all these plans for Bert, and Bert had to cancel Cuz he was suddenly too high. Ari just shrugged. That’s not cool.

Drawer

@@cpaaretrofit wouldn't let him in my house. Yeah probably, to answer your douche question seriously. Lot more to work off if you have a memory.

Miss Kekistan yeah that dude is crazy. I still can’t believe he drugged that dude. It’s one thing to give someone some high powered weed or something but to spike their drink with a hard drug is going way to far. Luckily nothing bad happened.

Jep, he really has a lot of sociopath characteristics.

But he would drug you with fun stuff, like molly. It's not like he would dose you with laxatives.

Miss Kekistan I hear he’s into snowballing

It’s all that elk meat lol

A ball of meat that gives you butter?

@ryan boughton a tool but not a guido

HGH will do that to ya.

Hes very lucky

Robert Brown not mine come over Ari let’s do shrooms together!!

@Robert Brown It would be different if bert had been offered the molly and he had taken it at will but nah fuck that coming in like a damn government agent and shit No point in having someone you cant trust in the house

Lmao yeah as if he's already dead.

Jonas Lantto bad thing to say considering Joe had an abusive father.

Wow...

Well......Do i really need to say it?

Must be the jew in him

He's in talks to do a second one

Fucking best movie

My hair

TonyHolland17- *That's Kosher L.A. Evil you're smelling.* EVIL.

@chillin in the bath update Remember pearl harbor? We can all be a little sneaky some times.

@@Fisker94 stop snickering while rubbing your hands together, I can still hear you!

@@GrizzlyanCristian Wha? No, we hold big Asian culture diversity festival. Tell all these racist white people, that Japan and China are different. (And when you get there, I'm gonna have a little surprise, you Japense dog) *whispering while rubbing hand together

@SedonaStona What? Maybe try to google it, its a sout park reference. Did you get butt hurt on some US patriot shit? If not why else phrase it like that?

He literally made that face after saying "he would've wanted it that way" wtf are you talking about

@@NustingButsErrday im talking about an expression that was made

Ummk

Worse thing is that he is way worse to people he feels he can get away with it. From the producer he screamed at, to Bert and on the other hand Stanhope literally pissed on him during a podcast and the little bitch had to take it.

@@CARTOONIVERSE1 there was the part of the same podcast where he was describing how he deliberately showed his penis to a five year old girl kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jaqCptCDnrXIaIU.html

Cry bitch cry

I banned him when he "Molly whopped" his friend ,friend btw So after this Kobe Bryant mock ,best believe he's banned

Christian Ramey he only mocked Kobe. Didn’t know about the kids until it was too late

@@Swaebeats616 funny 1st thing the news put out was Kobe Bryant and 8 others including his daughter,ari is lazy and know now that his comments ,not jokes because their wasn't an in of effort behind it,and only feelings and emotions,which w/o direction led him here

A DJ first of all.. nothing “funny” about this buddy. and second; The first report tmz put out only mentioned Kobe might have died in a helicopter accident not much Els. Nobody Els was mentioned in that first post. Doesn’t make Ari less of a tool for what he did. But saying he (Knowingly and purposely) mocked the death of kids is just factually untrue and just as bad in taste as his fucking video.

IronManBart 🎯