He knows us LMAO!!🤣

That's where I cracked up too

@@BellindahGama you look like Fezokuhle Zulu, very beautiful!!!

Lucas Thole thank you so much! I think she is so beautiful 💗

Facts lol love him lol

NOT FOR NOTHIN

is there any other way of saying that than verbally? 🤔

@E4K 133 then you wouldn't use the verb "to say" it was pretty obvious someone would fall for that 😘

@E4K 133 really? ok, enough, bye 👋🏻

Ohhhhh jeeezush

That is a wonderful statement. Doesnt mean he didn't start the argument. But if everyone regardless of who started it would just Stop. Life would be easier.

@@shannonwashburn4126 But he didn't start the argument...

@@HOTD108_he did.

@ David Wolfish He started the argument by turning off the television while she was watching it! Then - all he said to her afterwards....

bill burr is perfect

You caught that shit too.. Brilliant

I knew not many people would catch it.

hahahah shit he did

It's a joke about a genre of joke.

I can tell why him and Dave Chappelle are are cool .

I thought this skit was going full Louis CK at first but he totally brings it round to show he admires her.

@@hynjus001 great comparison. One of the many reasons I prefer Burr to CK.

@ws 2019 it’s been what 15 years and 2 kids? Think he’s alright.

holy shit, seriously. It doesn't even have to do with "white people, black people" stuff. I'm tired of seeing people make jokes AGAINST their wives or relationships.

@ws 2019 boring. Over done and just a bit sad. “The ole ball and chain eh?” Divorce is an option if you don’t like the person you chose to connect your life to.

Cultural appropriation isnt real

EXACTLY! He's like George Carlin in that way!

right! I'm black and I think his black jokes are organic and realistic and funny as hell

@@MyJbryant how tf did black jokes become organic!?

naw you to soft to keep a man.

@@venusspacey9685 that comment literally defined you as a bitch

Big facts

He better stay away from Alice

Sad thing is he knows his time is running out and he accepts it so gracefully. This man is a legend and will forever be a leader in the comedy hall of fame.

Hope he lasts 3 more if you get my drift.

He doesn't even need a condom!

@@dandew1072 I concur

Bill Burr is the funniest man on the planet

He never disappoint str8 killing it

This is the funniest Bill Burr video ever!! 😂 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Y9CkidCD2Nrelmw.html

Funny AF!!! Lmao

Brittany M the video you shared reminds me of this one kzfaq.info/get/bejne/kMh8lrxhvcu6iWg.html

"Thymes were-a dyfrent. Dat wuz bak wen 14 maid ya praktiicali a middle-aged wuhman. "

The crowd reaction is the best 2 me

Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13 yr old cousin Myra Lewis, While Elvis married 14 yr old Priscilla. They were in constant competition. 2 BIGGEST stars at the time. It really ruined Jerry Lee's career for a long time. (GO FIGURE) Imagine if Brad Pitt and Clooney were dating 13 year Olds!??

@@desecration171 that's bullshit, your a desecration and an excretion. It was different times and marrying girls too young did happen but not common. Average age of marriage in the 60's was 20. They certainly were not considered middle aged women!..there life expectancy was not 26!!.. In the sixties life expectancy was still late sixties to early seventies, mostly because so many people smoked including Carson and the Rat Pack, movies etc, set a bad example for society. Smoking "ravaged" their health. Carson died of emphysema from 🚬 , Dean Martin and Sammy Dsvis Jr also from smoking. All preventable.

@@natev1956 You know normally I was just called someone an idiot then move on for missing obvious sarcasm that everyone else picked up on. You have unlocked the Rain Man achievement though. Don't delete your comment. Allow everyone else who comes along to point and laugh. Good show.

We all think the exact same thing , when the giggles start to boost our ego up 😂😂😂😂

I think because its so relatable. I've gone way too far so many times with jokes when i could have played it safe hahaha

cause its vulnerable and meta probably. But i try to not think about why i laugh if i can.

Because you know he's about to fuck up and the anticipation for the fuck up is absolutely hilarious, you can just feel it coming.

"WHat happened...were you fuuuckin with it?" -Bill Burr

My favorite as well, now let's hear it!

I remember Russell Peters had a similar moment when accidentally asking out a deaf woman. Boy, that one...it...it went down the gutter fast...

That was the Clincher.

After that, I got lost...I didn't get the joke about him saying he doesn't get mad when she flies from LA to NY in 5 hours? Huh?

@@kennielsen3896 yeah i need this explained more too

@@kennielsen3896 because the Wright brothers invented the airplane and they were white. He’s saying she wouldn’t be able to fly if it weren’t for those white guys lol

As it should be..

@@nathj4818 you missed the part where he's mentioning it because it isnt like that normally

It's his N word joke all over again

@@theobnoxiouslycharming1747 no sh1t Sherlock

word

No she didn't, he's a pussy that gets bullied by his wife.

@@12NiBer12 if he was a pussy, why would he say "however!"

@@Dimensionmaster05 Burr got infected by shit blm sjw anti-white crap from his horrible wife. She lets him yapper on about women this women that but really she's in control of the relationship. All his newest stand ups are him complaining about his wife.

@@12NiBer12 infected? Because he says shit that closed minded people don't like, so apparently his wife is infecting him by broadening his views? Okay 👌 😂

@@12NiBer12 I sense an angry virgin. When you start getting laid, you’ll understand 🙏🏿

That's stupid, its not a real thing

Absolutely.

There are others, like Ricky Gervais, for example.. But you're right, it's good that Dave and Bill are essentially saving comedy right now

@IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong Bullshit.Fuckin liar.

Don’t disrespect all other comedians

Lol. Love the punchline! Didn’t see that one coming...

I never thought about that. It's all fun and games to joke about Elvis stealing a little dance move from a fictitious kid; but if you point out the undisputed fact that he ripped off his entire style, suddenly Elvis fans have a meltdown.

Scott Allen Ripped off his entire style? Do you realise how stupid that is? There’s never been an artist who hasn’t copied from those before him.

@@ThirdLawPair Yeah probably because it is only an undisputed fact to ignorant idiots! Elvis had his own style, influenced by many, not only black. 🙄

@malusi ntsele That's right, THAT'S right. EVERY white performer ever stole every talent they ever had from a black person. You like to throw that white boy term around pretty easily don't you, idiot?? How is it that you find yourself so high on your horse,yet so low in your own pity pot simultaneously?? Why don't you sit your ass back down in the corner and shut your mouth little fella, the grown folks are talking.

As a black woman who was with a white dude we had those conversations. The “however” is what ended our relationship. 😂

Well i am here to offer you the oportunity to have this conversation

Damn

@@ker_possible You sound very reasonable

You're not black are you? Lmao

I don’t get it

​@@frederickstuart7495because the wright brothers were white

I did not get it either until I saw this. @@frederickstuart7495

@@GuerreroDelInfoI still don’t get it this is legit the first time I never got a joke in my life

@@GuerreroDelInfo yeah, but why is it "fucked up"? It's pretty much the same as the skateboard example

he educates you without you realizing it by appearing to go after both sides or at least give voice to the one side that is usually portrayed as wrong, but at the end of the day he really is speaking on behalf of the other side, sneaky and clever.

This is why he's featured on many vids analyzing the art of conversation and rhetoric. For a guy with his personality, rhetoric is everything.

@@Matt23455 I've never heard his wife and don't know much about her, but I know that people in interracial relationships with white people tend to fall into 2 categories: coincidental and self hating and I was hoping she was not the latter.

@@fundifferent1 so what are the categories of white people who fall in love with black people also dude there are some people that get into relationships for the wrong reasons but most the time its because they love each other the only category they have to fit for that is being human

@@fundifferent1yea and thats a problem people shouldnt be educated by comedians they are basically a clown without makeup entertainment and education dont have to be two different things but know when its comming from a clown or a professor

What was the first?

Yes please I want you know

What was the damn first??

We need answers OP, what was the first?!

😂😂 it's a Trevor noah Joke from one of his earlier specials called Crazy Normal. A joke about how black South Africans would tell a story vs how British people would tell a story. I can't find it to link it but if you do I hope you'll enjoy it.

Source?

@@akiraholland457 Interesting. I posted a reply to this question, with two different Internet links (one re: Fats Domino and the other about Arthur Crudup) and now it seems my reply has disappeared - or at least I can't see it now.

@@akiraholland457 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pq5lnsRzrp2xZWQ.html

@@PotrzebieConolly KZfaq hates links.

@@PotrzebieConolly youtube hates the truth.

This is perfectly put.

HOWEVER

HOWEVER there’s no such thing as cultural appropriation.

@@Willaev you came to the wrong place for that argument, my dude.

@@Willaev Really? Man, I'm no SJW but even I can put my hands up to taking part in some questionable shit when I was too young to know the difference. When I was a kid in the 70s, playing cowboys and Indians with my brothers, feathers in my hair and a plastic tomahawk, wailing "woo-woo-woo" as I danced around a toy tepee, on a housing estate in England, I wasn't appropriating a culture I had nothing to do with for fun? Sure, I was young and innocent, but are you telling me all those toy manufacturers didn't realise they were both trivialising and profiteering from the attempted systematic genocide of an entire race? Maybe you think after the passage of all that time it makes them fair game for playful parody? I look forward to your line in SS uniforms and yellow star badges for preteen fancy dress birthday parties.

@@badmotherfucker6328 I'll give him one, nonetheless.

Thats all I could think watching this.. also "I wonder when season 5 is coming"

Hopefully soon

Through that fuckin wawl

through a "fucking" wall :D

i watch F is for family in french and its even more funny

Chappelle 🤣

@@philosophyandhappiness2001 “I had a gum wrapper in my pocket so I took it out, balled that shit and threw it on the ground…and a single tear came out his eye I was like ‘oh SHIT!’”

@@James-vc1kc that was off the top of your memory!? 😂😂😂

@@dalewinchester7773 "If you're a fan of the weird scary and strange delivered in story format, take the like button out for drinks, put a roofie in its drink and drag it to a cheap motel and date rape it all night" n shit

Um Lewis Black, the lefendary George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Rodney..

In the heat of battle he don’t miss...

don't jinx it

Bill Burr is my favorite comedian, but the bit about the submarine sinking cruise ships just bored the hell out of me. I call that one a strike out.

@@GrislyAtoms12 Yeah, that was wack as fuck..

Watch this special with an open mind and you'll see that it's by far Bill's worst. The energy and rapid fire delivery in this video is missing for most of the special. He spent a significant amount of time laughing at his own stuff. Plus, the robot bit is just so out of touch and simple to be stretched out the way he did. I'm still a diehard Burr fan, but I'm saying his streak ended here.

Anecdotal evidence does not prove objective truth

Wait a minute...I'm a black woman dating a bald ginger. I did not think that was a thing

@@kimpeters5800 well.. to clarify.. I voluntarily shave my head.. I'm not 'balding' lol.. and yes Kim, you know about the red head dudes.. we keep it real!

There's no way you're dumb enough to say "however" after you've accepted why she's mad at some white people.

@@shutout951 if you're trying to be funny. I mean..as a man..most of us just KNOW what's going to happen. I piss my wife off on purpose a lot of times just cause I already know what the routine is. A bit of heated shit here and there..but later on a good meal maybe some sex..maybe not depends on her anger level. And back to normal in a day or so. Like nothing ever happened. But I got a funny story to laugh about.

Lmfaooo.. golden comment

Personally, Paper Tiger might be my favorite special of his

He is most definitely getting better

He's one of the most critical thinkers in the Hollywood community.

He was always pretty damn good. My current top 3, favorites in no particular order - Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, and Eddie Izzard.

John O'Neill triggered

That part hit me too. It's such a relatable thing that it seems like Bill was at our house.

🤣😆👌🏼

Me too dude it was hilarious!

He cares a lot about what people think of him. Having listened to O&A that much is extremely clear lol

As another another white man married to another black woman, I, too, can say the same.

So why do u have black dude on the avatar?

As a black man engaged to a white man....look y'all it's just true 🤣😭 it don't matter what gender combo it is 🤣😭

@@GChannelist 😂🤣😩 I didn’t see this twist coming. Love it!

@@GChannelist lol fair enough

I don't think there is any other current standup comedian at their level right now. I've watched a lot of the Netflix specials but Chappelle and Burr are just on another level.

Oh, I forgot Louis CK, he's amazing too, but.. you know.

@@emu_warrior Louie is probably close but Bill and Dave remains top tier.

Dave is number one

I love burr and i loved chappele.but after i saw his sticks and stones live on broadway i was realy dissapointed... he was realy bad. Maybe he was too high or something... but i must admit his specials on netflix are art. Still prefer Bill Burr tho:)

Me after Bill said that : ⚰️

As the father in an interracial family I approve of this message 100%.

I can totally picture Dave Chappelle saying this on his low-key sarcastic voice.

@@nongpaul3795 How about no. And if it was that good of a video/song or whatever, you wouldn't have to be carpet-bombing Bill Burr video comment sections.

True

TIL timing isn't a component of delivery.

@@setokaiba7204 true as hell. They are untouchable because of their ability to deliver precisely and work the crowd. Although I'm certainly not taking anything away from their writing as they are damn phenomenal. They know when to reel it in and when to venture deeper. 2 very talented and 2 of my top 5 comedians. Joe Rogan's standup is damn hilarious if u didnt already know those are probably my top 3

@@ClarkPotter it absolutely is

@@ClarkPotter Lol what? It's one of the most important components of delivery. And one of the most definitive for a comedian.

You guys seem to be missing that Clark Potter was roasting OP for categorizing things in this way: material, timing, and delivery. Could've just said a blend of material and delivery.

So powerful. What other things do you love ? Will you write about them for strangers? Please?

​@@cpjuanrail3966what's wrong with you? It's a harmless statement why you gotta be sarcastic about it

​@@jojohairee9987they're mad you got 600 upvotes lmfao

Cultural appropriation isnt real

How is he wrong and foolish? How come everyone else's contributions to the world belong to their race, and using them is appropriation, but white contributions to the world belong to everybody?

checkout their podcast

they get into very tiny and funny arguments on the podcast.

I agree check their podcast. Most of the time Bill barely manages to save himself with a joke, it's funny

@Cold As The Poles no no dude its true he only said it once on stage when he was talking about the whole being agney and playing his music loud because he had to get out of bed when it was her turn but it happens all the time there was a police report about one time when she hit him with a car

dont believe in God, please. Its like believing in Santa Claus....you know....stupid....

He’s real I love him

Bet you got that mac and cheese mami 👀

@@chrishansen8201 ?? Huh?? Mac and cheese? Did you call me mami? I'm confused. Are you trolling or was this supposed to be funny?

Mostly smart commentary. Elvis said in interview after interview in the '50s that blacks invented rock and roll and he didn't.

Better than I could have said it. Thanks.

And will never accept credit for it. I listen to the Monday Morning Podcast he does and he constantly refers to his comedy style as telling dick and shit jokes when he's one of the more insightful entertainers out there.

the WNBA stuff makes me howl.......

Gary Owen had a black wife. Lol

@@robertg262 lol had being the key term here

I saw Gary live at the Tom Joyner Family Reunion two years in a row in '08 & '09 when I was a kid and laughed but the way his material revolved entirely around having a black wife and black kids kinda got old

I felt like Gray is pretending to be black.

Gary owens can't make his own ppl laugh. That's why

@Sky Gardener I won't say he's getting stale. He's been getting attacked by cancel culture and he keeps having to address it. That's why he's taking a break. They attacked Bill too

@Sky Gardener says the sky gardener LOL, I'd love to see you do better than chappelles stale comedy.

@Sky Gardener Chappelle has white people to joke on whenever he needs laugh. Burr doesn't need that.

@@princedavido thats a shit argument you don't you can critique a movie without being a professional director clown

@@RTDavis0503 stale is one word for it. I think he's getting to the same point George Carlin was - his later standups were more "making points" rather than "be funny". Now it doesn't matter if I agree with Chappelle's or Carlin's points, but I think it's kind of obvious that being funny was second to expressing their viewpoints by their latest (well, for the moment for Chappelle at least) specials.

Tis true though. Testosterone and Estrogen during puberty produce two different animals in maturity. If only women weren't so blinded by their feelings - they'd have the logic to realise we're still just as wild and primal as we were 100'000+ years ago. Nothing has changed but our environment and our collective ego, more we specialise - the more we forget about the basics that we ought to know. Its a known cycle. Testosterone masks emotion, its a basic function - promotes adrenal responses to stimuli - because life/death stuff is our purpose. Not something that can be changed without nature doing it - and we're far too spread out and diverse in breeding now for evolution to make any real survival of the fittest evolutionary jumps. Anyway. We don't try to tell women how to be women because we have no flippin idea what that experience is like - and we never ever can attain that insight. The same concept of principle is true in reverse, it just doesn't pan out that way. How many women I've seen in life trying to 'change' a dude - jfc, especially when you compare it to the number of males I've seen try to 'change' a woman - next to none - they know better than to bother attempting such an endeavor. Talk about Mars & Venus again alright.

@@gorky1317 holy shit and i thought i needed to go out and make friends so i would have some to talk to

@@jonnym4670 You weren't wrong.

@@gorky1317 How do you think what you just said would be so hard for a woman to comprehend? Yeah, I have more estrogen, but I know that we're all basically just intelligent animals with apparent sexual dimorphism, and men and women are bound to have certain dispositions due to their gender. That's not something to even get emotional about, that's just a clear fact.

@@crystaleunoia3974 There's enough crazy feminists and leftists out there proving what he says is true.

Wat?

what if I told you everything you do is just a stepping stone on your path to your own mortality?

The point was that Elvis made all the mistakes, so that everyone else could learn from them and not make the same mistakes. Not that Elvis' actions were condoned.

@@xzecOh I know. It’s just brilliant the way that Bill Burr comically made it sound like “yes you can die alone on a toilet like nothing is off limits now that we have see what extreme highs and crushing lows a human being can go through thanks to seeing the life and death of Elvis Presley”

​@@MalloryNewcomb Hahahahahah 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

He picked the wrong road.

@@pdrey100 wait, what? Marriage wasn't good for him? 😶

@@pdrey100 found the incel

@@logan3917 Incel was actually a woman's creation for herself if you do some research

@@westray4685 you say that like the guy they were quoting isn't an incel

That's how you know it is an exaggeration for comedic effect. No sane man would bother listening to his wife for an extended period, particularly if she is married to you and whines about imaginary offenses like cultural appropriation.

Well, she made 8 or 9 good points 😂

Basically that either black people are too poor to fly, or if they do fly, it's via multiple connecting flights as the LA-NYC direct route is more expensive due to high demand.

@@keynesianeconomics4113 aw damn that makes sense. Thank you lol

All this time I took it as if he were talking about planes vs how Africans came on ships. And because whites made them an easier route, he was asking for thanks lol. Yours makes so much more sense 😂😂😂

It’s because the wright brothers who invented the plane were white

@@keynesianeconomics4113 I never knew about that lol. 😅

“Made about 7 or 8 good points there”

@@CoachHeyward and then goes on to absolutely refute everyone of them

​@@moma8518 lol he didn't refute any of them. He just brought up a new, related point

Cultural appropriation isnt real

Lmao I was confused too like what

@Justin Mayberry what

@Justin Mayberry He was Christian.

@Justin Mayberry I've never heard that before. I thought he claimed to be a Christian?

It was normal back then.

@Jared Haas That's when you summon patrice o'neal from the dead to back you up

However...

@@gabrielmasella3074 😂😂😂😂😂😂