Why can't boys and girls sit together? | Vinay Menon | Vinay Menon

Why can't boys and girls sit together? | Vinay Menon | Vinay Menon | TEDxMACE

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6 жыл бұрын

Vinay Menon identifies himself as a sarcastic attention seeker serving the snags of society blended with bittersweet humor.
Here, through dabs of humor, Vinay talks about gender segregation in educational institutions. Stand-up comedian. Professor. Artist. This talk was given at a TEDx event using the TED conference format but independently organized by a local community. Learn more at www.ted.com/tedx

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@PPunyacharan 5 жыл бұрын

Not allowed to talk to strangers but perfectly fine to marry one. ☹️👏👏

@pratyush5327 4 жыл бұрын

Not allowed! Well that's a dictatorship you are under , kindly break yourself free! As soon as possible

@malligamadhanagopal167 4 жыл бұрын

Perfect comment that I am reading through the comment section

@cayden8794 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh who marries a stranger lol

@hilal_younus 4 жыл бұрын

CAYÐEN *arranged marriage* it’s in india

@pinkcherry9695 4 жыл бұрын

@@hilal_younus arranged marriage sucks heck. I rather stay single my whole life, no kidding. I'm also from India, and I'm NEVER EVER AGREEING TO ARRANGED MARRIAGE.

@arshtewari2833 4 жыл бұрын

The audience is like my parents whenever i make a joke

@binguspogglebonk7089 4 жыл бұрын

Arsh Tewari at least they didn’t give him a lecture 😂

@ushniknath2878 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@ushniknath2878 3 жыл бұрын

@@binguspogglebonk7089 both of them are underrated

@janvisindkar1866 3 жыл бұрын

No, 'whenever I am serious' I think this is lil bit suitable 😅😅

@luochai 3 жыл бұрын

My mom and dad truly don't understand this generation's humour

@riddhimishra9397 3 жыл бұрын

When your jokes are higher than the IQ level of your friend..........

@greedyreaderishere5869 3 жыл бұрын

When your friends IQ is so low that even if you make up a word and explains he would nod and follow

@dinkletonne 3 жыл бұрын

most jokes here were just punchline shock effect jokes , iq has nothing to do with the white audience .

@bruvman416 3 жыл бұрын

white audience?

@EpisodePixie 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍

@brysonxd 3 жыл бұрын

Parents to me age 0-17: stay away from girls! Parents to me age 18+: HEY I WANT GRANDKIDS NOW!

@vivekdogra139 3 жыл бұрын

@Uddipan Chaudhury but after a marriage you shouldn't do that 🙂Be a responsible husband

@aakarshikavenkatesh8426 3 жыл бұрын

Exact thoughts which my elders are trying to feed in my mind

@aakarshikavenkatesh8426 3 жыл бұрын

Exact thoughts which my elders are trying to feed in my mind

@brysonxd 3 жыл бұрын

@@ccsh156 yeah

@kiana1605 3 жыл бұрын

@Uddipan Chaudhury you mean talking?? Because flirting is smth else & I think you are talking about talking lmao

@morning5tarr 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks to the audience , We can hear him clearly.

@colleenpinto7530 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, guess that's one thing we can take away from the audience being so dead.

@carddu 4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@annaferns1840 4 жыл бұрын

@@colleenpinto7530 What are you doing here, dude?

@morning5tarr 4 жыл бұрын

@@annaferns1840 why so nosy !?

@annaferns1840 4 жыл бұрын

@@morning5tarr nah the profile is a reference to something. don't assume.

@joninthebossman4256 4 жыл бұрын

It is painful how funny this guy is and how the audience doesn’t get any of his jokes

@ogkush9934 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the audience took a while to get the French joke when he said danger.

@Krishna-sj9gu 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@raashidahmed1671 3 жыл бұрын

@Kansal Sarthak name?

@MegaYoungscientist 3 жыл бұрын

@@ogkush9934 It was "damage" not "danger"

@ayanbhattacharjee1076 3 жыл бұрын

The audience sound was lowered... u can hear them laugh when u raise the volume

@meenakshigupta5731 3 жыл бұрын

Many crime shows literally made my grandparents thinking weird.....They think friendship of a girl and a boy will lead to a crime......😑

@hardikkadd7237 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@thedacenorpes3681 3 жыл бұрын

What. The. Absolute. FU- Ya know what? I've learned not to question.

@arpitamishra6641 3 жыл бұрын

Crime patrol

@E2_1B 3 жыл бұрын

@@meenakshigupta5731 😂😂😂😂

@kumarabhishek5652 3 жыл бұрын

It's not their fault,there experiences are limited.

@gaurav_bora_ 3 жыл бұрын

the audience is even more dead than my crush's feelings for me

@harshivpatel6510 3 жыл бұрын

Should I like it??🤔

@Deep_3_1_1 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@adilaisha5289 3 жыл бұрын

MIND = BLOWN

@Xin12429 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@theabstractchicken3998 3 жыл бұрын

Pain.

@prskiiiii4912 4 жыл бұрын

In my school Teacher: Sit with a girl RIGHT NOW Boy: ...ok Rest of the class: *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

@mmathapeloantonette9792 4 жыл бұрын

Kookies Tae 😂😂😂😂😂 i know this very well

@etienneracine-hebert9870 4 жыл бұрын

@@mmathapeloantonette9792 Haha, same. 😄

@kishore369 4 жыл бұрын

Read my mind exactly lol. We can sit with whomever we want but it feels a bit awkward..

@rajivkrishna7930 4 жыл бұрын

hi army!!!!

@komal3102 4 жыл бұрын

ONCE XO I think I've seen your other comments in some kpop videos..or thats maybe because of tae's picture.

@MrsMars-kf5lb 4 жыл бұрын

"If you assumed blue is for boys and pink is for girls that's because you've been conditioned by fifty years of American marketing." 😂😂

@anothrto1045 4 жыл бұрын

Displays blue stick figures and calls them boys... Sure.

@chandni1453 4 жыл бұрын

It's true dear, in sociology we call it " manufactured inequality "...:)

@MrsMars-kf5lb 4 жыл бұрын

@@chandni1453 oh I wasn't questioning it, I'm well aware that's the case I just thought the phrasing and timing made it hilarious

@chandni1453 4 жыл бұрын

@@MrsMars-kf5lb I didn't say that you questioned, did I??? Whatever don't take it to your heart.. :) I understand what you mean.

@Ugh718 4 жыл бұрын

That's not even funny,that's the truth.

@nehakumari2373 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like if we let boys and girls sit together from a very young age they will learn to respect and understand each other over time.....like imagine a society with no "gap" where girls don't feel embarrassed about their periods or where boys don't think periods is such a bizarre thing....

@kumarabhishek5652 3 жыл бұрын

Hmm, gender stereotypes should be minimal but you know what people are afraid of change. Take a example of indian parent, they do not want their children to debaucherous irrespective of their gender. Family value is deep rooted, they can't imagine like west.

@rockcheeks 3 жыл бұрын

@@kumarabhishek5652 Agree

@eeveeofalltrades4780 3 жыл бұрын

Me, a boy, who doesn't think periods are bizarre because he knows it's natural:

@darkseid856 3 жыл бұрын

@@kumarabhishek5652 "debaucherous" thats a new kind of dinosaur .

@babisbabinos8075 3 жыл бұрын

Hey, don't forget about the boners!

@ReeBoot-h2e 3 жыл бұрын

In our childhood upto class 7th, teachers used to make boys and girls sit together so that they don't talk in class. 😂😂 After class 7 children didn't listen to teachers. 🤣🤣

@anushkasingh1128 3 жыл бұрын

Same happened with me also 😂😂😂

@Bhuvan_MS 3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😆🤣

@strengthhonour8594 5 жыл бұрын

Movies: Fall in love! Fall in love! Schools: Don't talk to girls!

@prashanthdoshi9926 4 жыл бұрын

society , School,College: Don't talk to girls .

@sarahkaveh7739 4 жыл бұрын

Disney:just kiss them Society :dont look at their face

@pinkcherry9695 4 жыл бұрын

@Uym O ikr -_-

@carddu 4 жыл бұрын

>:| true

@espressomaskin9837 4 жыл бұрын

Bollywood movies don't say that

@aryansatpathy2404 5 жыл бұрын

This guy was so good but the audience was so lame

@shashikantbahekar1125 5 жыл бұрын

It's tedx. It's like this always.

@trishithazra5742 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I agree...

@anandsuralkar2947 5 жыл бұрын

Pol

@sampannamodi3231 5 жыл бұрын

I think they take voice directly from his mic

@mist969 5 жыл бұрын

You can tell from the start at around 1:30 that the feed was being taken directly from his mic, because the input switched and showed the sound of the audience clapping for a brief moment.

@FlVE 3 жыл бұрын

i had a female friend in my 12th standard. We used to sit together because she was good at some subjects and i was good at some others. we used to help each other out in studies and it was going well. but one day our class teacher called her outside before the school was over and when she came back she told me that he asked her to stop sitting with me cause he thought we were in a gf bf relationship. both of us burst out laughing and continued to sit together but not in front of him. we stayed good friends and i think i can say that a girl and a boy can be just friends. we are still friends but dont get to talk to each other a lot cause life.

@FlVE 3 жыл бұрын

here is another one, my cousin took admission in my school when i was in 12. she took admission in 11th and i just went to talk to her in the recess and voila, she tells me next day that the same teacher asked her about me. and i was like what the fcuk when did he even saw us talking. we were talking for like 2 minutes and it wasn't even a proper conversation. it still seems creepy to me that a teacher can have so much interest in someone's personal life

@frankcastle1862 3 жыл бұрын

wots his problem doe

@aranyajana5906 3 жыл бұрын

@@frankcastle1862 NPD (nose poking disorder)

@advaymayank1410 4 жыл бұрын

Stand up: Audience laughs, even on non-jokes TedX:n Audience does not laugh on the classiest of jokes Idk whhy??

@ad8128 4 жыл бұрын

Bcoz they r @$$h** sadists..

@Benitaj1996 4 жыл бұрын

They paid to laugh These people paid to listen

@swayam584 3 жыл бұрын

@@Benitaj1996 u got brain dear

@sharuk1321 3 жыл бұрын

Indian Stereotypes...

@subhashseal5523 3 жыл бұрын

The audience think in Ted that they gonna give speech on important topics so laughing is not good........ And in standup comedy they know they gonna tell jokes so they gonna laugh anyway U know brain topics........

@abhinayasubramaniam8751 4 жыл бұрын

In my school we are allowed to sit with our opposite gender.They do it mainly because girls shouldn't be afraid or insecure to sit with a group of men in future and to end gender discrimination and sexism.

@sanjaykhanka4287 4 жыл бұрын

And the same is also true for boys too

@abhinayasubramaniam8751 4 жыл бұрын

@@sanjaykhanka4287 I agree

@yoshitheorbit1118 4 жыл бұрын

That's a really healthy thing. We shouldn't be worried about talking to a person of the opposite gender, they are just people, that's all.

@marecilterencio8465 4 жыл бұрын

Lol mine is because girls talk to much to each other... And the only solution is to separate them... But it only gotten worse

@kanroji6447 4 жыл бұрын

This should prevent men in the future to thirst for girls so much and actually make them socialise with girls instead of throwing money at them for communication

@arshradhanpura8663 4 жыл бұрын

"Teachers can ensure that no cross pollination occurs " 😂 Because they were reproduced asexualy

@abinayag7125 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@lazycat8348 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂🤣

@kshitijk8477 4 жыл бұрын

Underrated!

@carddu 4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@ellie_bells4988 4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@avacado2645 3 жыл бұрын

In the my school girls and boys were never much close but at the exam day everyone were best friends. Whole class had unity. ( Everyone would've been asking answers with everybody?😉😉

@arullgodwin4729 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Ismael-kc3ry 3 жыл бұрын

Tests unite students, this is true

@ishcreates3908 3 жыл бұрын

ARMYBLINK CHECK

@avacado2645 3 жыл бұрын

@@ishcreates3908 😆😆. Who's your bias?

@MemesthanYoutube 3 жыл бұрын

@@avacado2645 lora te lhasan

@mahdiatabassum9452 3 жыл бұрын

me in school taecher: Luna go sit with that boy me: whatever I don't care my best friend: ooohhhh the class: ooohhh the pens: ooohhhhh even the dog: oohhhh me: just kill me

@yoyashuyo3485 3 жыл бұрын

The killer: *oooooohhh*

@kamleshkumarsahu9597 3 жыл бұрын

@@yoyashuyo3485 😂😂

@codewithsmoil4098 3 жыл бұрын

@@yoyashuyo3485 😂😂😂

@mahdiatabassum9452 3 жыл бұрын

@HUDSON did i say it was funny? lol dude

@lilacx3439 3 жыл бұрын

@HUDSON I think it was double faced. One of reality , but at the same some piece of comedy too. :)

@gc6929 5 жыл бұрын

"We need to allow the boys and the girls to acknowledge each other as people." THANK YOU.

@SaKura-il8op 4 жыл бұрын

He dropped this 👑

@ruthenian.wisdom 4 жыл бұрын

Schools: _I'll pretend like I didn't see that_

@notgonnauploadanythingeva8060 5 жыл бұрын

This guy did his research; he presented a complex topic with respect; gave apt examples, and topped it all off with a hint of dark comedy =) Kudos.

@rawatniharika 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah..True.. Let's be friends 🙌

@rudraveerpratapsingh4359 2 жыл бұрын

Please reply back to the reply above my reply it's been 2 years waiting

@heruherdi_an Жыл бұрын

@@rudraveerpratapsingh4359 bruh 😭

@rudraveerpratapsingh4359 Жыл бұрын

@@heruherdi_an 😂

@tanveer4461 3 жыл бұрын

Can't we just clap for him 👏

@yogitagrewal4612 3 жыл бұрын

👏

@anonymo_use5918 3 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏

@smitchered 3 жыл бұрын

"The British happened" answer to so many things

@Ismael-kc3ry 3 жыл бұрын

Hate it when the British happen

@smitashivraj1793 3 жыл бұрын

Ya it's high time we stop blaming the British for every damn flaw in our society

@Ismael-kc3ry 3 жыл бұрын

@@smitashivraj1793 pretty sure it was a joke

@smitashivraj1793 3 жыл бұрын

@@greeng6914 clearly you haven't met so many other Indians who keep blaming the British for real for various problems including ragging, dowry, education system, and not as a joke. Oh well!

@aadarshinisingh4029 3 жыл бұрын

@@smitashivraj1793 exactly!

@incendio00 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched tons of these but Ted has never talked.

@shriyaraina1287 4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 😂😂

@dumbhein6042 4 жыл бұрын

WHERE IS TED 🤔 AND WHY ISN'T HE TALKING

@aarushiii.iiiiii 4 жыл бұрын

Same why no Ted talk

@pahulpreet-singh 4 жыл бұрын

everyone asks where is Ted but no one asks how is Ted :(

@aservant1284 4 жыл бұрын

You're a legend

@donniejose97 4 жыл бұрын

I felt so bad for the speaker.. the audience was soooo dead!

@anuj8825 4 жыл бұрын

No, editor lowers the sound of crowd intentionally, so that speaker is audible.

@larrydahomie2823 4 жыл бұрын

@@anuj8825 that much? Dude if they lowered the volume of the audience we would still be able to hear them - I can't hear anything but occasional applause. No offended though, just my pov

@add852 4 жыл бұрын

Why is it a big deal? We don't need the audience's approval to appreciate the speaker's message

@jonatanlj747 4 жыл бұрын

@@add852 Eh, it's still hard to watch somebody who we perceive as struggling. When somebody who is obviously funny is telling good jokes and gets no reaction, we cringe as a response.

@larrydahomie2823 4 жыл бұрын

@@add852 no but it might hurt the speaker if no one responds to his message. It doesn't matter if we can't really hear anything from the audience but think about it from the speakers perspective. They go to all this effort to make a great presentation and then they barely get a response from the audience. I'm not sure about you but if I prepared that do everyone and they didn't respond, I would be pretty hurt.

@Amitdahake98 3 жыл бұрын

The gap affect my life 😂 I never approach a girl in school and also in 4 years of my engineering. Now I am very nervous to talk to any girl.

@kishore2486 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@sharveshs8393 3 жыл бұрын

This is the problem of everyone. Now some other people are tired of it and become a threat to the society. If they don't know about the girls feelings they become rapists.......

@powergirl4736 3 жыл бұрын

@@sharveshs8393 yes :( its bad

@kunraiyan 3 жыл бұрын

Well,ahem my technique is only talk to girls you know you will never want to marry,NEVER even if your parent's want.Then it becomes easy

@girlinthewoods2059 3 жыл бұрын

I'm a girl and the same happens when I'm around boys.

@shobanchiddarth_old 3 жыл бұрын

Me: *Shows this to my school* *Gets kicked out*

@E2_1B 3 жыл бұрын

.. ..😂😂

@anonymo_use5918 3 жыл бұрын

Pulls out guns -owo-

@elyzionite 3 жыл бұрын

*grabs matchstick*

@ayanokojikiyotaka4116 3 жыл бұрын

Petrol

@anuradhamathur436 4 жыл бұрын

Title: why can't boys and girls sit together Me: because apparently, according to society, they would start making babies in front of everyone 😑

@redacted5078 4 жыл бұрын

Overpopulation has to come from somewhere huh

@bionicpenguin5471 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh the harmful emmitions from boys eyes are the real problem duh

@tuhinabhattacharya6358 4 жыл бұрын

Coz our society thinks tht if boys n girls interact more then they will be involved in pre marital relationships which is not part of our 'culture '...they are supposed to recognize each other as oppsite gender only when they get married n tht too,only to the 'candidate 'n tht men n women can be either family or life partner...even professional or other social contacts are similar to family members eg 'bhaiya' 'didi',uncleji ' auntiji 'etc..or in the professional sense it's 'brother like/sister like..;men n women can't be just friends,classmates,colleagues...

@irroniron3785 4 жыл бұрын

@Harsh Maurya sorry bro*

@irroniron3785 4 жыл бұрын

@Harsh Maurya but I'll think twice before calling sis

@jesaljadeja1487 5 жыл бұрын

Dude your audience is so dead. Your sarcasm and jokes are wasted. They're so on point.

@GokulThiagarajan1 5 жыл бұрын

They might be taking notes lol

@norliegh 5 жыл бұрын

@@GokulThiagarajan1 😂😂😂😂😂

@placeholderblankspace 5 жыл бұрын

The Amt of ppl here appreciating his humour makes up for it

@mylie864 5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@marklandrebe9895 5 жыл бұрын

Because they could not understand.

@thewarriorprincess5308 3 жыл бұрын

0:44 what??? Girls were never told to sit between 2 boys??? But in my school our teachers used to make a girl sit between two boys as well.

@jedithekitten8891 3 жыл бұрын

I had to sit between boys to “get them to stop acting up”. Little did my teachers realize the only reason I didn’t fuel their acting up was because I didn’t know them, if I were their friends I would be making things worse lol

@mirrormask7946 3 жыл бұрын

Egalitié

@dishachauhan741 3 жыл бұрын

"As a true Indian you will immediately look at Pakistan and say we are doing well"...What else do you need to prove yourself as an Indian😂

@thedacenorpes3681 3 жыл бұрын

Amen 😂

@smart-ass8518 3 жыл бұрын

@Flame IKR

@kunraiyan 3 жыл бұрын

@Flame 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Lobotomymesitrr 3 жыл бұрын

@Flame NOPE Pakistan is different then India

@nataliekath8296 3 жыл бұрын

That's so xenophobic

@sanc_livia 4 жыл бұрын

"optimal distance to ensure that cross pollination doesn't occur"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯

@Priyazlifestyle 3 жыл бұрын

Lol they are kids.

@Preetha_23 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@reshmakhatoon6613 3 жыл бұрын

@@Preetha_23 Army! Borahae

@robertzakarian6109 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone is getting mad at the audience while I’m over here annoyed that his name was repeated twice in the title

@BlackHawk0oi 4 жыл бұрын

Cocoa Candy grrrr

@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 4 жыл бұрын

AHAHA

@abhirambhat9277 4 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

@elimarburger1659 4 жыл бұрын

same

@bggzxzbggzxz3251 4 жыл бұрын

Good observation

@YourL0calRoach 3 жыл бұрын

I have a guy friend and it’s soooo annoying when people think we’re dating just because we sit with and follow each other around after school. Even the damn security at my school asked if we were dating. And this also happened with my second guy friend who is friends with my first guy friend! I was just walking home with him (considering we live in the same neighborhood) and after we split, my sister and her boyfriend made fun of me and assumed that me and him were a thing. Like, can I just have a healthy, meme-filled friendship with my friends without it being deemed as dating?

@ashwins4956 3 жыл бұрын

Feel ur pain Sadly that’s our society

@YourL0calRoach 3 жыл бұрын

@@ashwins4956 yep :(

@aaryankhairnar69 3 жыл бұрын

@arullgodwin4729 3 жыл бұрын

And even our friends too will start to tease and that's why I don't talk with girls. And also the girls who think that boys are like rowdies (some girls). And because of them others too refuse to speak with boys

@girlinthewoods2059 3 жыл бұрын

I used to walk home with a boy everyday after school who lived in my apartment but as time went he started getting quieter and resistant and I did not understand why until one day his mother literally told my mother to stop us from going home together because his friends used to tease him and he felt embarrassed talking to a girl. Well after listening that I myself stopped interacting with him.

@amitayadav8220 3 жыл бұрын

The dislikes are from narrow minded school management and neighbourhood aunties...😏

@ombremort6071 3 жыл бұрын

Good one mate 😜

@alexdaddario6848 3 жыл бұрын

huh that aunties Imma hate they just keep their eyes on me and my gf😖😭

@AkashSingh-oq4mp 3 жыл бұрын

Subconciously they wanted it too 😂😂

@Kimberly-bp9og 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂👌 neighborhood CCTVS

@BananaWasTaken 3 жыл бұрын

It’s also from the audience after reading all the comments making fun of them not laughing

@entertainmentviraltv6477 5 жыл бұрын

I was always punished to sit between girls for talking in class... ..then I started talking with girls also..(and guess what I found they won't eat you ...😂😂 )... ...then I started talking to girls in class and teachers punished me to stand outside of class ..

@justanothernerdydude4391 5 жыл бұрын

You are very wrong, they will eat you, they just haven't ate you yet...

@shivangichoudhury9305 4 жыл бұрын

Amazing

@shurik3nz346 4 жыл бұрын

Now talk with the teachers who are passing by in the corridor.

@chadradicchio1576 4 жыл бұрын

Then the air outside the class started talking to you, guess where you will be sent next.

@vahinirai510 4 жыл бұрын

@@chadradicchio1576 probably Space😂

@raine791 4 жыл бұрын

I was talking with my friends too much once and I got in trouble. The teacher made me sit beside a boy so I wouldn’t talk. The entire class went crazy, yelling,wooting, and shipping. I just sat down beside the guy and put my arms around his shoulder. “Bro, the class needs to grow up right?” I told him very loudly so the class could hear. “Yeah, bro,” He responded. The class shut up real quick after that. Edit: It’s been five years and that guy is still my best friend!

@mo.yo. 4 жыл бұрын

Raine UWU that sounds cool..

@isidorastojkovic4998 4 жыл бұрын

Your really confident :( ❤

@raine791 4 жыл бұрын

Isidora Stojkovic I’m really confident when I’m mad:D but trust me, I’m just a very insecure person when I’m not mad

@vae3716 4 жыл бұрын

Oh man I wish I had friend like you, never had a female friend in my life and I'm feeling the need that I really want one right now

@raine791 4 жыл бұрын

Eldon Acharya haha thanks

@justa_bl_shipper8137 3 жыл бұрын

"Don't talk to boys "-my parents said. So they admitted me to a all girls school. Me: Bold of you to assume I am interested in boys😆

@powergirl4736 3 жыл бұрын

Nice 😌

@celebs.multifandom8194 3 жыл бұрын

well im also from girls school and i can relate to you so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@Ismael-kc3ry 3 жыл бұрын

“Congratulations, you played yourself.”

@laraakin7640 3 жыл бұрын

@@sakshiankalekar4961 Is that the only point u understood???? Girl! "Bold of them to assume I'm into boys" do u not get the point??????????

@Ray-xm3pd 3 жыл бұрын

I am bi and in a co-ed school. *I see it as an absolute win*

@meenalverma5379 3 жыл бұрын

In school when a girl and boy used to sit together for combined study Everyone in class: oooooooooooooooooo

@farateq 3 жыл бұрын

AaaaAaAsAaAAAAaiiiIIIEEeee

@farateq 3 жыл бұрын

Ooh they’re dating ooooooooooooooooooooh

@taylorswiftie3069 3 жыл бұрын

That cringe needs to stop

@0bada905 4 жыл бұрын

My teacher once threatened a guy to send him to the girls class during exam.. he was like yes plz do lmao

@sharifmdhasan3710 4 жыл бұрын

Same Wtf lol

@camilatempesta4283 3 жыл бұрын

absolute chad

@a_beats5529 3 жыл бұрын

@@camilatempesta4283 chad gang cringe'

@nazirarifa 3 жыл бұрын

That dude is a legend

@0bada905 3 жыл бұрын

@@nazirarifa Lmao he was a nice funny dude

@pinkcherry9695 4 жыл бұрын

The teachers in my school are like "if boys and girls interact as friends, it means they are LOVERS" and it's honestly so annoying 😐 and because of this I have never talked to boys. And, get this: I clapped for this boy in my class, and now some boys are misunderstanding me for having a crush on him for like a year, like.... WHAT?? 🤷🤦🤦 So, the students are equally worse TOO. Dang it, this thing is SO ANNOYING, HECK.

@darksouls2isthebestgameeve470 4 жыл бұрын

The students are only parroting what the culture teaches them. And children are usually more upfront about their feelings. It's a cycle and we need to break it

@diamondfishstick 4 жыл бұрын

IKR

@sparkledcity9949 4 жыл бұрын

Roger that! I stand by you on this firmly... I talked to some guys like just friendly and now my classmates are all looking like me like I committed a crime or something!

@pinkcherry9695 4 жыл бұрын

@@sparkledcity9949 this needs to stop. There's nothing wrong with boys and girls being friends. This stereotype NEEDS to stop. I feel so bad for you, hope you can get through this!

@sparkledcity9949 4 жыл бұрын

@@pinkcherry9695 yes! I agree! My old school was not like this and everyone was equal... I wish it would change too,but the mentality of ppl is not an easy thing to change. What the elder knew and followed,they engrained in their children... Some people are able to look over it,while in some cases it's sown too deep.... I wish it would stop. Thankyou for your kind concern,dear stranger. Hope you make it through anything that comes too! P.S. Lmao,this just turned into such a serious comment... Hehehe

@xxepic_g4m3r_guyxx52 4 жыл бұрын

at my school even during a fire/tornado drill they make sure to separate boys and girls

@comradebacon7753 4 жыл бұрын

School board: ohh yeahhh when there's a fire make sure to separate the girls and boys that's the most important thing

@its_rose531 3 жыл бұрын

Bruhh they should use a high quality weed 💫

@Jen-jd3ci 3 жыл бұрын

@@comradebacon7753 Imagine getting so many likes just for repeating the original comment.

@comradebacon7753 3 жыл бұрын

@@Jen-jd3ci imagine liking your own comment

@zennnnnn 3 жыл бұрын

Where do they have tornado drills? Like what country?

@mikrohoseok8273 3 жыл бұрын

Our class boys doesn't even look at us like humans they think we are like some kind of aliens🤦🏻

@mikrohoseok8273 3 жыл бұрын

@@S.C08 no not shyness actually they hate us we don't why🤷🏻 we don't have a good relationship with our class boys

@karthik7282 3 жыл бұрын

@@mikrohoseok8273 might be just shyness and anxiety, how could you say they hate? Any obvious reasons?

@mikrohoseok8273 3 жыл бұрын

@@karthik7282 yep there are many

@rishi_1003 3 жыл бұрын

Awkwardness, happens during puberty

@businessmanbrute2211 3 жыл бұрын

That is what parents also sees boys as "aliens"

@arnavgautam319 4 жыл бұрын

Movies: Fall in love! Fall in love! Disney: Kiss them already! School: Don’t talk to girls! College: Don’t sit with girls! Society: Don’t look at their face. Parents: DON’T YOU EVEN F*CKING THINK ABOUT IT!!

@albertrex6851 4 жыл бұрын

So damm accurate

@colorsfilms8498 3 жыл бұрын

ya so problem is also in side of movies & diesney! not only parents & society! in short : all they should teach to find human in other person to childs! not About GF BF

@albertrex6851 3 жыл бұрын

You are not allowed to talk,sit,think and look at girls but allowed to marry a complete stranger and impregnate her. Oh the Irony ! But sometimes arrange marriage ends up becoming a love marriage at one point.

@starter_4008 3 жыл бұрын

@Selflovexstudy: Sakshi so true lol

@albertrex6851 3 жыл бұрын

@@shirinbhattacharjeesuchitr121 disney is about failure remakes these days and cashgrabs.

@AshutoshSingh-to9vx 4 жыл бұрын

Audience doesn't get 90% of your jokes.

@rajab4187 4 жыл бұрын

Ganwar Jo ha

@Rishabh_Khandelwal 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe that is why it is on yotube

@haseenabadshah5381 4 жыл бұрын

369 likes lmao

@Jernofenz 4 жыл бұрын

Ye lmao true

@lickyro1234 4 жыл бұрын

10% erotic

@spz0607 3 жыл бұрын

Me sits next to boy: huh his hair is nice Me sits next to girl: huh she smells nice

@swegmyg-8189 3 жыл бұрын

Omg😂

@legendarypinkmilk3092 3 жыл бұрын

And that's how I realized I was bi 😂😂😂

@d.kmeena493 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@minnumalhothra4530 3 жыл бұрын

I felt you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tanuskabanerjee1412 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine the bi panic I have when I see a couple whom I find hot af. 💀💀

@youknowtherulesandsodoi5704 3 жыл бұрын

Once in my school I was walking across the hallway with my brother and I was holding hands with him. A teacher stopped us and without letting us talk they said why, and it's not allowed and all then we told them that we're siblings but that was so weird and frustrating cause I hold hands with all my friends and people who I'm walking with.

@sharveshs8393 3 жыл бұрын

What did the teacher reply?

@Ismael-kc3ry 3 жыл бұрын

Aww that’s sweet that you and your brother did that. I’ve never held hands with my siblings

@lilsinz_djsin 5 жыл бұрын

This is one of the most underrated Ted talks wtf this dude is lit you guys

@alvinjames93 5 жыл бұрын

I agree he was on point with every topic!

@alvinjames93 5 жыл бұрын

I know the college pretty well

@BakaBaka8146 5 жыл бұрын

Do you know any underrated ted talk?

@randomdude9135 5 жыл бұрын

@@BakaBaka8146 Yeah. Some can't even cross 15k.

@the1exnay 4 жыл бұрын

He was talking about an Indian problem using English. Feels like the wrong language to teach the audience that needs to hear it. Like I'm American over here and everything he was saying i was like "sounds good, glad it's already like that over here"

@GeneSv 4 жыл бұрын

As a girl in a class of 90% men I am quite happy that I can sit with whoever I want. Me: Sits alone anyway

@PrxnceKumar 3 жыл бұрын

I am male version of you Lol😂😂

@kaliascythes2454 3 жыл бұрын

I’m the human version of both of you

@c104dlf9 3 жыл бұрын

And I am the perfect alien version of 3 of u 🤣

@dhruvi844 3 жыл бұрын

I am the mutant version of ya'll 4 😉

@artoholicguy7060 3 жыл бұрын

I'm the god ya'll

@lavanyagupta9305 3 жыл бұрын

Like u aren't allowed to have a bf but your suppose to get married by 22 like tf.

@user-pe2xj5dr9r 3 жыл бұрын

Are you Indian if you are im sorry and if you aren't good for you

@yumpikamdak2221 3 жыл бұрын

Tf... Who marries at 22? That's so sad.

@sharveshs8393 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-pe2xj5dr9r I was just seeing Naruto ........ Are you from Japan?

@sharveshs8393 3 жыл бұрын

@@yumpikamdak2221 Very few Indian parents force the daughters to marry at 22 and boys at 27

@user-pe2xj5dr9r 3 жыл бұрын

@@sharveshs8393 Obviously im an edgy emo guy who thinks hes cool duh

@darylthomas7317 3 жыл бұрын

what an amazing audience, i didnt know tedex talks were organized in cemeteries for dead crowds

@kushwahaSaurabh 5 жыл бұрын

Me(*after going through comments*):The victims of the Indian education system can't understand sarcasm.

@8923903910 5 жыл бұрын

Yupa

@randomdude9135 5 жыл бұрын

What is sarcasm?

@aditipandey8619 5 жыл бұрын

True

@xoxo-sf1zg 5 жыл бұрын

@@bahubali2126 arey bhai bhai bhai (saying bhai bhai is swag in comment section) 😂

@pranjalkhemani 5 жыл бұрын

Yes , saurabhji thats true.

@sheetaldwivedi9759 5 жыл бұрын

We're very result oriented 😂😂

@mccluckleymccluckley 5 жыл бұрын

Sheetal Dwivedi this is gonna sound so strange but your bitmoji looks almost exactly like mine hi

@sheetaldwivedi9759 5 жыл бұрын

@@mccluckleymccluckley oh great 😂😂 and I look like my bitmoji

@mccluckleymccluckley 5 жыл бұрын

Gaurav Singh handle yourself gaurav my dude there was no reason for you to pop up in here and no reason for you to say anything, so definitely no reason to say whatever that strange comment was. Have some chai. Chill.

@GauravSingh-qi9xj 5 жыл бұрын

@@mccluckleymccluckley Ok sorry. My bad. I thought I am being funny. Deleting the comment.

@KKH3110 5 жыл бұрын

Still not deleted ......waiting

@alfiafiyan9653 3 жыл бұрын

Talking about school first thing that came to my mind "goooodmoooorniiiiiiinggg maaaam"😂

@user-pe2xj5dr9r 3 жыл бұрын

Hahahhahahahhahaahhaa that's exactly what happens in every Indian school lol

@sukanyachakraborty9890 3 жыл бұрын

That thing happens in every indian schools i think Including mine🤣😂

@arullgodwin4729 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 it happens in every Indian schools😂😂

@chitti1520 3 жыл бұрын

In college when my teacher enter into class not even just stand up in my bench to say gud mrng😀

@madhimalar8878 3 жыл бұрын

How many of you have been in this situation ?? CASE-1 Mum: What happened at school today ?? Me: *starts my narration and slips a classmate's name in between and she is a girl* Mum: Just nods and listens........ CASE-2 Mum: What happened at school today ?? Me: *starts my narration and slips a classmate's name in between and he is a boy* Mum: Who is that boy and why did you talk to him?? Me: ...................................................

@nivi8319 3 жыл бұрын

U got all Indian mothers together are you Indian ? , am pretty sure you are

@madhimalar8878 3 жыл бұрын

@@nivi8319 yes I'm indian 😥😥 too many gender stereotypes here so I don't like it.......

@hahahahs 3 жыл бұрын

I can relate

@madhimalar8878 3 жыл бұрын

@@hahahahs that's just sad 😕 why is our society like this.......

@hahahahs 3 жыл бұрын

@@madhimalar8878 don't worry we are the future I take a oath that I will not let this happen to the future generation

@sourabhpatil2965 5 жыл бұрын

When I moved to New place (somewhere in South of Maharashtra), I joined new college for class 11. For first 2 days I befriend guys and then thought to befriend girls (in my earlier schools, we boys and girls used to interact freely). I randomly asked a girl her name and she didn't respond. I thought she didn't hear and asked her again and the same happened. Then I moved away. Next day she came with her father and I was called at principal office. I was warned by principal to not to bother about girls. Now this is what they wrong thing of society.

@ankita7342 5 жыл бұрын

Wtf? That's horrible.

@arunbabu6370 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@xxxforeveralonexxx4480 5 жыл бұрын

Ooops 😑😣

@izzymartino6319 4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@user-yx1lc1hb3n 4 жыл бұрын

Omg that's horrible😂🤣

@sadiajavaid8717 4 жыл бұрын

The blue and pink part is too true .... Today products like kinder Joy and Complan have segregated their products into blue and pink.Barbie dolls come out of the pink ones and cars come out of the blue ones.There is enough colour based division in our world than the need for companies to divide even gender on the basis of colour.I am a girl and I don't own a single pink thing, not even a single scarf..Almost all of my clothes are in different shades of blue...

@sorestedhebytheTumtumtree 4 жыл бұрын

There was a video here in YT discussing why Pink became a feminine color. I forgot the channel tho

@GregorianMG 4 жыл бұрын

@@sorestedhebytheTumtumtree A man wearing a pink color... The Pink Guy.

@sorestedhebytheTumtumtree 4 жыл бұрын

@@GregorianMG I don't think so.... It was probably Vox or other channels similar to Vox Edit: i looked it up. It was Vox and it seems so many other videos also covered this question.

@GregorianMG 4 жыл бұрын

@@sorestedhebytheTumtumtree I aware of that and I pointing something completely different.

@sorestedhebytheTumtumtree 4 жыл бұрын

@@GregorianMG oh sorry. I didn't get the reference.. My bad.. 😅

@Mehr114 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: separating girls and boys does not stop a couple to interact in class because y'all forgot about closeted people

@ananyasrikari 2 жыл бұрын

me and my gf who are watching this together: yesssssss

@Angel-tl7gu 2 жыл бұрын

Say it louder for the people in the back!!

@zainab-uh8vf 3 жыл бұрын

His jokes are legendary whys everyone so quiet-

@shalder8418 5 жыл бұрын

You know what's weird? In our college boys and girls have never been asked to sit in separate columns. But we do that ourselves. It feels so weird and uncalled for, at times. Areyy yaar, ek saath baithne se mar toh nhi jayenge.

@jagritbudhiraja6391 5 жыл бұрын

No its inappropriate

@feliciapattinson9591 5 жыл бұрын

@@jagritbudhiraja6391 wow 👏

@starlessfae 5 жыл бұрын

@@jagritbudhiraja6391 lmao why?

@trekadouble757 5 жыл бұрын

@@jagritbudhiraja6391 could you tell me why it is inappropriate and from which culture you are from? I'm personally don't think that it is inappropriate, I come from Europe, and boys and girls aren't separated at school. Exceptions are showers and toilets, and sometimes the teachers ask boys and girls to be part for some activities.

@ruhirajita 4 жыл бұрын

Same. I once asked my classmates why we sit separately as this used to not happen in my school, they said that's how they were in school.

@rockbolt9232 4 жыл бұрын

Poor dude was probably broken because of the bad audience lol

@shubhamyadav420 4 жыл бұрын

He teaches students , probably it is his every day audience

@rockbolt9232 4 жыл бұрын

Shubham Yadav lol maybe😂

@alexproton862 3 жыл бұрын

Fr they were dead

@donaldendratrumpodi6225 3 жыл бұрын

Are editor decrease vol so people can listen clearly

@ajinkyatarodekar9099 3 жыл бұрын

@@shubhamyadav420 couldn't have said it better.

@naturesgirl6864 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone in the audience have daughters so they don't laughed on his jokes😒😔 This is our society...

@alexdaddario6848 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao even some would have sons too🥴

@theweirdkidatyoschool3892 3 жыл бұрын

To be born in such country how miserable we are

@kumarabhishek5652 3 жыл бұрын

@@theweirdkidatyoschool3892 Society does not define u, if u r miserable, it's totally your fault.

@vantestars.v 3 жыл бұрын

@@kumarabhishek5652 how are you going to be happy when you're in a society that continuously brings you down

@vantestars.v 3 жыл бұрын

@@kumarabhishek5652 you talk as if literally everything we do isnt connected to society just as much as society affects us in every possible way

@Yagmaefootball 3 жыл бұрын

Whenever I talk about something and a girl's name alip from my mouth,my mother and especially father starts asking me who ia she?What community doea she belong to?Is she your classmate?etc...One day while shopping with my father,some of my female classmates rercognized me and called me and we had some conversation. After this,you know what was waiting for me.

@ehsaanyousef2273 3 жыл бұрын

rip

@saifromearth 3 жыл бұрын

I feel so bad.

@thedacenorpes3681 3 жыл бұрын

Disembowelment? Was that what happened?

@wings6139 3 жыл бұрын

Rip ... I feel sorry for you.

@arandomguy9518 5 жыл бұрын

why am I discovering this after a whole freaking year? this video is reallly underrated

@TechKidShazil 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah right

@prakharverma1671 5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@prakharverma1671 5 жыл бұрын

I also discovered after a freakin year

@randomdude9135 5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to KZfaq then🤣, where the recommendations are slower than a snail

@merlinalexander1698 5 жыл бұрын

SAME!!!!!!!!!!!

@ayushinayak1733 4 жыл бұрын

“I’ll tell you what happened........British happened”😂😂😂

@Ruthavecflute 4 жыл бұрын

Speaking as a British person, I feel like I should appologise, even though it happend long before I was born! I suppose that's very British too.

@charlotteastarry_knight8696 4 жыл бұрын

@@Ruthavecflute You have been forgiven

@salonijaiswar4622 4 жыл бұрын

@@Ruthavecflute you're good, pal. I'm not saying that the whole 200 yrs (or whatever the time period was) was right but the British brought a whole lot of good in India.

@pvp-xq3bl 4 жыл бұрын

if British had to pay back to India, you guys would be broke af..but we Indians haven't learnt and we still treat guests as God...so yah..

@salonijaiswar4622 4 жыл бұрын

@@pvp-xq3bl it's not the present generation who should have to pay back because they didn't do anything. I'm an Indian but I don't treat anyone (except Benedict, RDJ, Billie, Scarlett and Elon) as god...so yah.

@William_Nowin 3 жыл бұрын

Teachers: we can't enforce masks Also teachers: *forces girls to change clothing bc shoulders are showing*

@UnistarArmy 3 жыл бұрын

Shoulder? Oh my god my school would expel me if that happens we are not even supposed to go to school without a coat or dupatta over our dress(chudithar) and we are not supposed to wear tight pants below the kurtas... 🤷🏻‍♀️

@kotaiahbabu2486 3 жыл бұрын

@@UnistarArmy same in my clg too..

@Ismael-kc3ry 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah gotta say us Dudes got the good deal when it comes to clothes

@winterbear19975 3 жыл бұрын

y'all wear home clothes?? Lmao we have uniforms here and if u forget to wear even the belt you're going home that day, what's the worst thing in the uniform is 5 layers of clothing-

@businessmanbrute2211 3 жыл бұрын

@@winterbear19975 mine is quite similar

@ravirajyaguru5905 3 жыл бұрын

Despite such orthodox beliefs in Indian society, we still have a huge population. Such a great irony.

@ananyasrikari 2 жыл бұрын

its cause of the arranged marriages and our parents and priests picking a day *eyeroll*

@krishtismalleye 5 жыл бұрын

Why is no one laughing?

@DivyanshSharma02 5 жыл бұрын

Audience is fuckin dead

@jdjeisjjywiei62893 5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@72superhero 5 жыл бұрын

I think the crowd consisted of mostly grown ups and its a ted talk so maybe no one felt it was necessary to laugh. There would definitely be more laughs if some young people were present.

@aalsisamosa4136 5 жыл бұрын

I think becuz they just smiled like.. "okay, we are not going to laugh until you say you are a comedian.. and We won't laugh after that too"

@gaurynair7449 5 жыл бұрын

It's a serious show and it's not considered for entertainment where people can have a couple of drinks and listen to stand up comedy talks....

@sambitkoley2733 5 жыл бұрын

Audience... After few minutes I realized they exists!!

@GokulThiagarajan1 5 жыл бұрын

They might be taking notes lol

@joelbedulla4 5 жыл бұрын

*exist

@trekadouble757 5 жыл бұрын

Why do you care about the audience?

@midhunkrishnan2667 4 жыл бұрын

@@anishkakapoor7390 Just assume the "s" doesn't 'exist' there.

@shaktiranisarkar878 4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣🤣

@whimsy5623 4 жыл бұрын

As a male I can confirm that all of us have laser eyes.

@ad8128 4 жыл бұрын

Yes 100% right even for our own mother, sis, granny, aunty, teacher, niece,wife, classmate, pet............we should never look at them... they all are going to get cancer😂😅

@dorienadriaenssens5021 3 жыл бұрын

We should protect girls and women from cancer and we can fix this with more clothing: It should be mandatory for men with laser-eyes to wear sunglasses! ;)

@krittikajamwal674 3 жыл бұрын

Well it is mandatory for men like you and your "lazer eyes" to be kept to your self so atleast other women don't feel uncomfortable around you. Peace ✌️. Also please eltarn some manners it will help you in life. ✌️

@whimsy5623 3 жыл бұрын

My God toxic feminimity.

@taylorswiftie3069 3 жыл бұрын

@@whimsy5623 wtf do you even mean by that?

@easypeasylemonsqueezy530 3 жыл бұрын

Host: Probably a girl would never be picked to sit in between two boys Me: *who was always picked to sit in between of two boys to stop them from fighting n stopping them from making chaos* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@keshkesh9294 3 жыл бұрын

yo that is the only work my teachers want me to do at skool, preventing chaos

@merin5038 3 жыл бұрын

I was always made to sit between them as I talked a way lot. But after a few weeks ,my teacher realised that even the boys were now becoming more talkative . So they stopped the custom of changing my seat.

@easypeasylemonsqueezy530 3 жыл бұрын

@@merin5038 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@srishti7246 3 жыл бұрын

Same with me but it was because I talked a lot.

@srishti7246 3 жыл бұрын

@@merin5038 same 😁

@hfsrgh769 4 жыл бұрын

I don't know about other schools but in my school girls and boys were made compulsory to sit together as it was our sitting arrangement... Our teachers used to tell us that this way we can change the thinking of people... And moreover its a coed school so its necessary... And in my school everybody had equal number of male and female friends ...we never felt uncomfortable or awkward with each other... I'm happy that I got such good minded people around me... 😇

@coolfred9083 4 жыл бұрын

Some of the teachers at my school did that, but it seemed more like their idea was that girls and boys couldn't possibly talk to eachother.

@neerubishnoi78 4 жыл бұрын

You lucky bro

@snowsky5126 4 жыл бұрын

Thats nice

@ohkwall-e1147 3 жыл бұрын

Same was in my school... There used to be rotation though... daily, the boys used to shift one bench behind and girls shifted one bench ahead.... So we knew almost everyone quite well in the class!!

@hfsrgh769 3 жыл бұрын

@@deadbones733 yaa correct it was a convent school..... I guess all convent schools are like this...... BTW ur frm which convent school????

@ShujathHussain0 5 жыл бұрын

This video deserves to be shown on national television

@nbtstan3198 5 жыл бұрын

It needs to be shown at schools

@bhaktirao1730 4 жыл бұрын

Yup correct

@elifc8941 3 жыл бұрын

The audience are my class when a scary teacher makes a joke.

@moulidixit8341 3 жыл бұрын

Point 1. We need him to hear him more, at more places . Point 2.Record this video again with a more witty audience who understands the dope level of sarcasm showcased above . Thankyou.

@anasluke3202 4 жыл бұрын

Cross pollination! I swear I fell flat on the floor 😂😂

@7Strigiformes 3 жыл бұрын

Same here 😂

@gautamuskan 4 жыл бұрын

You know what, school is the place where we start knowing how the world is. It is so wrong when boys and girls are separated as it restricts our thinking. It is not always about becoming boyfriends and girlfriends and Also, you can't stop those who are eager to!

@prasantpanda5680 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@BruHkOli 3 жыл бұрын

Me meanwhile: He must be representing himself in front of a vacant island!

@reenachaglani5529 4 жыл бұрын

Most relatable.. Don't let girls wear sleeveless or next they would go topless!!!

@riddhimasingh1904 2 жыл бұрын

@Michael Miller 😂😂

@ananyasrikari 2 жыл бұрын

oh yes! absolutely! dont let them wear saree blouses either then, same thing will happen. xd

@kushal4956 2 жыл бұрын

whereas the aunties wearing sarees are the ones showing the most skin

@reenachaglani5529 2 жыл бұрын

@@kushal4956 ikr

@jarnbico 4 жыл бұрын

the society: GIRL AND GUY CANNOT BE FRIENDS NONONO IF THEY TALK THEY ARE LOVERS the lgbt people there: 👁 👄 👁 ok cool

@goosedotjpg 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard, lol! People think I’m in love with my guy best friend because I enjoy his company and hang out with him a lot and I’m just like “Uh huh, sure.” While thinking about the girl I have a crush on.

@clownvibes 4 жыл бұрын

Ughhh thissss. LIKE the entire time while I was reading the comments and watching the video I felt like so many people forgot about the existence of lgbt. Um you know we exist , right?

@shriyanv4407 4 жыл бұрын

@@clownvibes In India you don't bruh

@clownvibes 4 жыл бұрын

@@shriyanv4407 Sure keep telling that to yourself. Whatever floats your boat mate 🤦‍♀️

@Wandergirl-gz4tt 4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes. YES!! I sat with my buddy who is a guy for a whole year. The teacher changed my seat (while smirking) and made me sit with my girl crush.

@shreenidhimohanraj5163 5 жыл бұрын

I had this concern in college where boys and girls were separated and not allowed to talk. Well said. This change must first start at home and schools.

@PseudoProphet 5 жыл бұрын

@bro ha we already have higher rates than Americans. 🙄🙄

@randomdude9135 5 жыл бұрын

I don't understand y u mentioned home. R u not allowed to talk to ur brother? 🤣.

@adityasrirangam9611 5 жыл бұрын

It's not change it's awareness or education in proper way

@aviralkashyap1182 5 жыл бұрын

In my clg we sit together, eat together, sleep toge...no no no.

@sreeharik2343 5 жыл бұрын

so sorry for you

@littlekiwi8964 3 жыл бұрын

The audience is as dead as my motivation to study

@Steph88553 3 жыл бұрын

@Adarsh Chaturvedi ayo👀

@yakinyamaddi 3 жыл бұрын

@Unknown Human hol' up

@suvas1183 3 жыл бұрын

actually one of my teachers made me sit in the 'boys' row for talking too much. but jokes on her i was talkative there too. so she got frustrated and changed me back. now those guys dont even look me in the eye cos of the bs the teachers sprout and its really sad.

@rykendr6355 4 жыл бұрын

Society: It’s weird for all your friends to be girls! Also Society: Get a girlfriend!

@feymusings294 4 жыл бұрын

So true

@bea1162 4 жыл бұрын

All my friends are basically dudes

@fgvcosmic6752 4 жыл бұрын

Its weird for ALL your friends to be girls, but it shouldn't be weird to make friends with girls

@rykendr6355 4 жыл бұрын

FGV Cosmic why? what about guys who get all guy friends?

@gammarayneutrino8413 4 жыл бұрын

Me: What about a boyfriend?

@dinakarb8821 4 жыл бұрын

A teacher like him. School would be a second home to me !

@nandarani4002 3 жыл бұрын

I would legit sleep there and not even go back to my first home I would basically ask him to adopt me Haha lol

@youknowtherulesandsodoi5704 3 жыл бұрын

@@nandarani4002 same

@nandarani4002 3 жыл бұрын

@@youknowtherulesandsodoi5704 i feel u man I've had such a sucky life for so long at this point tht i wouldn't mind being adopted by a stranger if they r woke enough know what i mean

@vilassonawane8700 3 жыл бұрын

@@nandarani4002 he is very cool teacher

@nandarani4002 3 жыл бұрын

@@vilassonawane8700 yeah no doubt

@sudhanshhhu 3 жыл бұрын

Cause of all that , i have never had courage to talk with any girl in my entire school , and eventually now whenever i need to stand in front of girls, i never had enough confidence to face all them, and that's sad💔

@yallgotnojams3154 3 жыл бұрын

Why would you need confidence to talk to girls, we aren't your principal

@businessmanbrute2211 3 жыл бұрын

@@yallgotnojams3154 cuz the parents think we would talk smth inappropriate and then they change thier child's perspective

@be_witxhed 4 жыл бұрын

I was like "Why am I the only one laughing at these jokes? I thought they were funny"

@anilaathomas 3 жыл бұрын

The audience was laughing tho!

@tiny-gamer 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm Kerala's only English stand-up comedian." Kenny Sebastian, "Am I a joke to you?"

@antonyrichards9948 5 жыл бұрын

he is from bangalore

@tiny-gamer 5 жыл бұрын

@@antonyrichards9948 He speaks Malayalam. His Wiki says he's from Kerala. I did my research before making the comment lmao

@antonyrichards9948 5 жыл бұрын

His wiki says born in kerala n bought up in bangalore . Kenny 's malayalam is bad

@tiny-gamer 5 жыл бұрын

@@antonyrichards9948 He's born in Kerala. That settles it.

@thakursoham13 5 жыл бұрын

@@tiny-gamer born in kerala doesn't matter for ur statement Whether you live in kerala r not that's matter. (R where u have spend time at most )

@akramm.o_o 5 жыл бұрын

Fortunately, we have people who are addressing this taboo. This world needs more people like him.

@fartroom1704 3 жыл бұрын

*I used to talk a lot when I was a primary student and this happened when I was in 4th grade . So one day , my teacher got fed up of me talking with my girl clasmates when she was teaching . So she made me sit in between two boys . The most suprising fact is that I became "friends" with those two boys as well . I didn't care about the gender at that time . Her aim was to make me stop talking but it didnt work lmao.*

@ophelia4823 3 жыл бұрын

never works lol

@shivamyt6775 3 жыл бұрын

I think that audience are orthodox Indian parents who know every joke but don't express joy on it

@vishalangaria 4 жыл бұрын

We have that one guy in our college class who changes seats everyday but mostly sits with girls. Yes I'm that guy.

@hilal_younus 4 жыл бұрын

You’re in college , not school ...

@vishalangaria 4 жыл бұрын

@@hilal_younus the guy in the video said that in many colleges you can't sit with a girl or something like that. But i've never faced such problem

@hilal_younus 4 жыл бұрын

Hello Fellow Children nah, you get more liberty in college .. I could even bunk college and no one would notice unlike school.. the thing which stops me is attendance

@hilal_younus 4 жыл бұрын

Vishal Kumar same

@ophie71 4 жыл бұрын

Dude 😂🤣

@numberonedad7924 5 жыл бұрын

this dude: says "johannes gutenberg" perfectly with respect to his accent this dude: sorry for butchering his name

@AppyTheApe 4 жыл бұрын

That's because he has a keralian accent so everyone don't hear the same pronunciation.

@ahleenah 4 жыл бұрын

As a German I can confirm that his pronunciation was perfect

@tylerdavidson2400 4 жыл бұрын

Ah Lee Nah You would be surprised to know the German connection to Malayalam. Google Herman Gundert.

@tarabagel1600 4 жыл бұрын

I'm learning German in school so gutenberg is good berg.

@zawbones5198 4 жыл бұрын

Creepy_ Unicornxbitch Good mountain, even.

@tarjvaishnav1556 3 жыл бұрын

A graveyard would be more live then the audience there

@Blap7 3 жыл бұрын

"What would my Wikipedia page would look like." "If I had one." lmao i feel you

@HappyAndroid42 5 жыл бұрын

In my time, They created a seperate school for girls because the parents didn't like the idea of girls & boys sitting in the same class. Result: I'm 18 & I've never talked to a girl since then😂.

@mr.sundar8220 5 жыл бұрын

@@randomdude9135 I guess this is what happens when you watch too much Zac Efron movies?😂😂😂 That idea is an illusion, it doesn't work in normal life, women these days prefer humorous and interactive guys than the ones with filled up wallets and A grade reports😁 Also I have been seeing around bragging about this illusion for a while, how can I help you to realize the actual world?

@debban6397 5 жыл бұрын

MATH Genius You're missing the point, I don't think anyone would be happy to go in a relationship with someone who has only interest on your money and not in you as a person.

@debban6397 5 жыл бұрын

MATH Genius didn't quite get you, people still betray you for your possessions, era doesn't matter, and in case it was a joke then sorry for being so dense but were you trying to act like those illiterate parents who claim money can solve all your problems? If so then your sarcasm was way too dry to be even considered as sarcasm.

@shreyanshaswal9831 5 жыл бұрын

Prithvi Sundar stop lying, all the bollywood actresses are getting married to bussinessmen who are damn rich....these actresses dont have lack of money, yet they settle for those bussinessmen who look like their uncles.... So you can imagine what a normal girl would prefer, i am not saying that all girls are like that but the way that you are completely dismissing this idea as if such girls dont exist, is really hilarious!!

@_albedo_7704 5 жыл бұрын

@@shreyanshaswal9831 that's a horrible example you used

@itsameelliot 5 жыл бұрын

This is such an underrated TED talk, honestly. Can't believe it only got recommended to me now. Wonder if they KZfaq algorithm didn't show me sooner for a reason.. lol