On 9/11 I thought in my fucked up little mind it was a joke so I started laughing and I got suspended at 8 years old for laughing
@jakedempsey70736 ай бұрын
I laughed at everything when I was 8
@Chew2336 ай бұрын
@@jakedempsey7073w rizz
@UnseenHitman-19326 ай бұрын
@@jakedempsey7073I wasn't alive when I was 8 years old. I don't remember anything from that time.
@jorritkoperdraad56116 ай бұрын
@@UnseenHitman-1932everything oké?
@UnseenHitman-19326 ай бұрын
@@jorritkoperdraad5611 Yes I made it seem darker than it really is. I meant that I don't remember anything as I didn't have a conscience yet so i was basically dead because I didn't think or anything.
@SyFyKeeper20246 ай бұрын
“Dad, I got expelled for…” “Say no more” 😂
@quisbloxgaming5956Ай бұрын
That rhyme
@MuhammadUmer-hv2ov6 ай бұрын
The dad summoned his villain arc💀
@humbertogarcia14912 ай бұрын
His dad was a legitimate criminal back in the day. Not like Joey Diaz, but he would do non-violent crimes constantly.
@roberthalbert29722 ай бұрын
I mean the school did, that chair was provoked
@user-qc3rj9sz2m7 ай бұрын
I worked with a guy from New Orleans on a ship before Hurricane Katrina, but not at the time of this story. Very sad to say he lost his mom in the Hurricane. During lunch, a crew member said, "whoever died in the Hurricane deserved it. They knew it was coming and should have evacuated." (He wasn't aware of the mans loss) Needless to say, it was the last time he made a shitty statement like that. Your boy went to town on him. When asked, not one person there had seen anything.
@TheCman1837 ай бұрын
Sounds like it was her fault tho
@sampsonbishop71337 ай бұрын
@TheCman183 bro regardless you shouldn't say that
@TheCman1837 ай бұрын
@@sampsonbishop7133 cry baby
@HighFiveGhost507 ай бұрын
@@TheCman183 saying everyone who died in Hurricane Katrina was because it was all their fault is just wrong.
@Furiothebest6 ай бұрын
@@TheCman183you should try to do that IRL
@joshuabradford868887 ай бұрын
This is the best "World's Greatest Dad" story!
@MVero966 ай бұрын
You think so? It sounds to me a man who threatens people bc things don’t go his way. That’s a guy Karen
@jenniferelkins75166 ай бұрын
@@MVero96nah that was an alpha lmao 😂😂
@THE_IRS.6 ай бұрын
@@jenniferelkins7516Alpha = Criminal. Alpha really lost it's meaning
@thouqhtt6 ай бұрын
@@THE_IRS.buddy stop acting like you know what you’re talking about. it hasn’t lost it’s meaning, people just gave it a modern meaning.
@poochoonut57686 ай бұрын
@@MVero96negotiates*
@brandonfrisbee25592 ай бұрын
I was a volunteered to firefighter, that day, I can still smell the smoke, we lost a lot of great men that day😢
@ephwurd2yurMother2 ай бұрын
Why lie? Does it make you feel better or something? You did nothing on 911 definitely wasn't firefighting. " I was volunteered to firefighter" no the fuck you weren't.
@brandonfrisbee25592 ай бұрын
@@ephwurd2yurMother yes I was, I’m 43yo, tf you think you know me?
@itspumpks2 ай бұрын
@@ephwurd2yurMotherYou shut up, until you provide evidence that he didn’t I believe that he did fight on that day.
@WhyDoIKeepFuckinUp2 ай бұрын
@@ephwurd2yurMotherStfu. He might be lying, but he might not be. I don’t know why anyone would make stuff like that up. However, I am aware that some people do.
@denyoellamcy8251Ай бұрын
@@brandonfrisbee2559Is that guy in your pfp your son or the younger "You" ?
@arahamlet2 ай бұрын
Chris, your Dad is a legend. Cherish him ❤
@Inkosi_uJabu_Ndlovu7 ай бұрын
I've heard this story like 4 times. This guy just added the 9/11 part for shock value.
@jameswight73217 ай бұрын
He’s a fool
@Inkosi_uJabu_Ndlovu7 ай бұрын
@@jameswight7321 exactly correct.
@jameswight73217 ай бұрын
😉👍 You should hear what red bar has to say about him, it will crack you up@@Inkosi_uJabu_Ndlovu
@bwemmie0077 ай бұрын
Muricaawww...... The whole world knows. They fake it till they make it...
@land_shark_maw10486 ай бұрын
Fr
@cosmicspaceorange76007 ай бұрын
This sounds made up but also "me and my dad are fucking psychos" is a really hilarious way to flex
@mackenziebowie54547 ай бұрын
Nah I know this shit real 😂
@freddyfish8357 ай бұрын
@@dsy457telling the same story over and over doesn’t automatically make it real either
@dsy4577 ай бұрын
@@freddyfish835 No you're right I watched the full podcast and there's no way that dumb ass elevator story with his wife is true.
@Smiledogbeats7 ай бұрын
How is the son a psycho???? Because he hurt a kid that was making fun of him? Grow up
@wolfdune5086 ай бұрын
You sound like victim weight
@rochype76096 ай бұрын
Dude sure has a lot of crazy stories, sounds like a professional fisherman to me😩🤣
@scemz2 ай бұрын
And you sound like a professional sheep to me 😂😅
@pat4423892 ай бұрын
oh the story is 100% bullshit. no doubt about it. a fight happens on 9/11 because he thinks his moms dead and the other kid laughs. He hits him and "breaks a chair over his head". So he gets suspended and his dad threatens the principal and that gets him back in? Just beyond stupid.
@onendfan5252 ай бұрын
@@pat442389 Agreed. Heard him tell this story before without the 9/11 part included
@user-dp7gc5mc4y2 ай бұрын
@@pat442389agreed
@WhyDoIKeepFuckinUp2 ай бұрын
He is hard to believe, but I have a ton of very crazy stories that really happened, and I’m sure some people don’t believe me, so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. Sounds like something happened that day, but that he’s wildly exaggerating. I wish there was a way to know for sure.
@huhsz2 ай бұрын
I can imagine the dad talking in a THICK New Yorker accent
@TalkativeGoofball6 ай бұрын
Nobody gonna talk about how he broke a chair onto someone's head😅
@killshotmc6 ай бұрын
It's likely all bs
@ScoobyDoo92sicds6 ай бұрын
@@killshotmcbruh how you fake that
@ScoobyDoo92sicds6 ай бұрын
@@killshotmcbruh how you fake that, that was 22 years ago
@killshotmc6 ай бұрын
@@ScoobyDoo92sicds i'm talking about the whole his dad threatened the principal and him hitting a kid on the head, it's very unlikely and sounds like a movie, just another dude telling bs stories on podcasts
@TalkativeGoofball6 ай бұрын
@@killshotmc yeah, his other stories are so ridiculous to the point where you can clearly tell he is lying.
@user-yf2tb3df2g6 ай бұрын
Frank totally had that coming
@Scornkiller26 ай бұрын
He did
@DannyRicBobby4 ай бұрын
Who the fuck names their child Frank anymore
@randomguy274644 ай бұрын
@@DannyRicBobby I don't know how to feel about this
@calleythompson27812 ай бұрын
He said in another longer version that while Frank was laughing at him for crying, Frank didn't realize it was because of his mom. Frank just thought Chris was crying over the city tragedy or something and being overly emotional. Yeah it's not okay to laugh at boys/men for crying but he wasn't making fun of him for mourning his mom. Maybe sending him to the hospital comatose with head trauma was a bit excessive.
@thekingmaker21592 ай бұрын
chose the more elegant experience, Franklin
@Toastytoasttoastedgaming2 ай бұрын
If i was in school and found out my mom just died, and someone started laughing at me i would probably do everything in my power to make sure they don’t take another breath ever again😄 like, think of how much emotions and stress and anger you’d feel in that moment, the last thing you want if someone to laugh at you. I would never do laugh at someone for this,even if it is a joke, if its not id probably be dead. It’s never a good thing to hurt another person or being. But in this situation it’s understandable. They honestly should’ve known it was coming
@user-qi8yd1jt2n3 күн бұрын
I love how the dad dealt with the situation.
@landonanderson48377 ай бұрын
This story changed every time he tells it
@terminalfilms80747 ай бұрын
He tells it in different ways but the key points of the story never change
@JmKrokY6 ай бұрын
💀
@theculturaldivide6 ай бұрын
It's edited differently
@AverageTea.6 ай бұрын
If your story is exactly same then your are probably lying, if you phrase things differently then probably not
@Will-helm6 ай бұрын
Where else can I hear it?
@SuperMontsta7 ай бұрын
This 1,000% happened. No one would question the kid not being expelled. Teachers, students and the kid assaulted would be fine with it. 0 uproar.
@LitLitterbox7 ай бұрын
It was a different time.
@themadplotter7 ай бұрын
Kid at my school gave somebody brain damage and came back after summer holidays. The 90s were wild compared to now, we thought it was tame 😂
@gskate1177 ай бұрын
Teachers use to be able to beat your ass, nuns still can in some places
@SuperMontsta7 ай бұрын
@themadplotter Yeah, I was in school before then. That kid was gone all summer. He wasn't back next day.
@SuperMontsta7 ай бұрын
@Towndah I'm a lot older than dude. 9/11 I was in the Marines, stationed in Okinawa. Has been in a while too. I've been suspended for fighting in the 80s, along with the other kid. He started it too, but they weren't hearing it.
@pineapple51136 ай бұрын
"This is the story of how my father lost custody of me"
@patrickvelazquez34192 ай бұрын
“And be with my friends” is crazy
@ramqueen096 ай бұрын
I've heard this exact story 2 times by 2 different men, the 911 part wasn't in the other 2 similar stories, so 50 points for creativity.
@greatlake_editz6 ай бұрын
Kinda sad they use 9/11 just for shock value.
@Will-helm6 ай бұрын
Can you name the other men? Probably not.
@AlayTheVex5 ай бұрын
I’ve seen Like 4 women and 2 men saying this too.
@TCHrulez2 ай бұрын
link? or you are lying
@WhyDoIKeepFuckinUp2 ай бұрын
People are pathetic
@Will-tk7wo6 ай бұрын
Me when I’m in a lying competition and my opponent is this guy
@nevermusic6 ай бұрын
Calling out a 9/11 story… bold
@_perza6 ай бұрын
@@nevermusicfrom what I’ve heard this guy is a comedian and most of these stories are fake, most likely this one as well
@underscore.6 ай бұрын
r/nothingeverhappens
@user-ql9bx1xg6l6 ай бұрын
This is pretty realistic and to call a 9/11 storie fake is pretty messed up
@gamers-unite20236 ай бұрын
You'd most likely win since 9/11 I'd not a fucking joke
@dont.ripfuller65876 ай бұрын
I got arrested on drug charges in another state with 6 dollars in my pocket. i called my Dad at 3 am, who was 12 or so hours away and told him "hey man, I really messed up, I'm in the middle of Missouri, in jail for drugs. I only have 6 dollars and need to get bailed out please". Well I don't know if it was my tone of voice pleading desperately, or my history of being a pretty okay kid that messed around sometimes but he respond, I'll never forget it, he told me " Son, it's 3am on a work night, if you ever call me with this prank 💩 and wake me up f*****g around when I got work to do, I'm going to beat you with a stick. " then he promptly hung up on me.
@Biocrab6 ай бұрын
"let him back in school or say goodbye to your kneecaps"
@Gent476 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Fun.y6 ай бұрын
BROOOO I'VE HEARD THIS STORY FROM ANOTHER GUY, WORD FOR FUCKING WORD LMAOOO
@Will-helm6 ай бұрын
Name the other guy. And post the link. Otherwise you're just talking out of your 🍑
@Blanketmethod6 ай бұрын
Probably heard it from him he said it a couple times on other podcast like Tom seguras (yourmomshouse)
@WhyDoIKeepFuckinUp2 ай бұрын
What a douche!
@locksmithmuggle7 ай бұрын
My BS meter broke
@akfrye6 ай бұрын
@@alharethsawanthat’s what I thought too
@Will-helm6 ай бұрын
(boring life detected)
@Gent476 ай бұрын
The choice is yours!!!😂😂😂
@YouAreGonnaHaveABadTime6 ай бұрын
"Like the good old days after 9/11!" - Sundowner
@tommy00094 ай бұрын
My aunt witnessed everything from a grocery store near the WTC. She told me she felt a hard explosion and a deep punch in her heart. She was with my cousin who is 23 years old today. She watched in horror for the next hour or so as the second plane hit the south tower. She ran for her life to the fairest place but also told me she had to wait as 1000+ people ran in her way. 50 mins later she said, the north tower collapsed and she sat there in a bench crying as she carries my cousin who was 8 months old at the time or so. And when the south tower collapsed she fainted for crying too much. My uncle who was with my aunt. He took him to a hospital which was crowded by hundreds of people. It was truly terrifying for her. She is now 46 years old and she surprisingly looks like she’s on her 30s. R.I.P to the 3000+ people who died on 9/11.
@poopoocaca80797 ай бұрын
totally believable
@ceionteperry47647 ай бұрын
Why isn't it
@braydensmith93406 ай бұрын
@@ceionteperry4764💀😭😭
@waning_gxbbous6 ай бұрын
@@ceionteperry4764I’ve seen the same story 6 times with different plots and events
@flyingtank6 ай бұрын
They follow the exact same premise of "X died in Y and Z laughed and I did W to Z and got in trouble with V and my dad helped"
@Will-helm6 ай бұрын
You do know we didn't all live the same life right? Just cuz your dad was too much of a 😺 doesn't mean everyone else's dad was. 😂😂
@deathstarter42426 ай бұрын
The way they used The Guest scenes in this edit fits so well
@killshotmc6 ай бұрын
yet its likely a bs story
@ChakatNightspark6 ай бұрын
on that Day, Our Class was just about to board our school bus to take the 75 mile Trip down to NYC to One of the Towers. It was a School Trip and Visit some Businesses at the Towers and Learn about some of the stuff there. We happen to be Really Late, Due to a Bus issue and had to wait for 2 extra hours for another bus to come. We were suppose to be in NYC and at the Towers around 8am. but We were still waiting for the Bus that had just arrived. Then told the Trip was Canceled and to go back to classroom and wait for instructions,
@woolfie021312 күн бұрын
Respect to this mans dad 🗿
@Teambacon-q8o12 күн бұрын
Your 2.1k comment🗿
@t1me1306 ай бұрын
You know that it’s serious when your father turns into Chuck Noris
@R.A.D.G597 ай бұрын
Could not imagine the pain from broken knee caps or if you were shot in them…..
@Uraveragecosplayer2 ай бұрын
His dad really said nuh uh
@FlyinB2696 ай бұрын
Dad made the brother an offer he could not refuse. Good one dad! Amen.
@Jebejrkej6 ай бұрын
Bro really knows how to create stories, he’s the main character.
@technoblaaade28356 ай бұрын
Blud got a PhD in lying???
@vietlang231416 ай бұрын
Blud got a PhD of believing everyone’s story is fake?
@fu_zoid68214 ай бұрын
@@vietlang23141You might not realize this but it just so happens that this same story was told by other people and the 9/11 part is shock value
@piratetim81622 ай бұрын
This dude makeing shit up for sure.
@eugimon2 ай бұрын
Today, on stories that even Reddit wouldn't belive...
@juliomartinez62046 ай бұрын
This one takes the cake 😂😂
@Arco9617 ай бұрын
Comedians just love making up stories😂
@Xenoscoutknight6 ай бұрын
yeah, that's kind of what comedians do they exaggerate stories, did you know this?
@WhyDoIKeepFuckinUp2 ай бұрын
@@Xenoscoutknightyeah, but this story isn’t a joke. It’s just a lie. There’s no punchline.
@starlordvr-jb3vr3 ай бұрын
That guy in the red shirt is that guy who was messing with gunpowder and got a really bad burn.
@joeyz13916 ай бұрын
I love your stories... soo OG 80's shit
@casaunakers53826 ай бұрын
this guy needs a movie for all these stories
@justgivemesomenoodles6 ай бұрын
Super true story.
@CaptainAMAZINGGG2 ай бұрын
Lol
@theriddlerUSA2 ай бұрын
Dad understood the assignment. 😂😅
@Billyiscool9116 ай бұрын
This dad has to hsve the worlds best dad mug 🔥🔥💯💯
@CloudidFPS6 ай бұрын
Legit great dad
@CloudidFPS6 ай бұрын
Not for threats but for being persistent
@VirginiaWolf887 ай бұрын
I love Chris's voice. It makes the story awesome!!!
@user-ol1bu3fr1f2 ай бұрын
Sir this is a Wendy’s
@justindavis16652 ай бұрын
“Dad, i got expelled for being violent at school” “Hold my beer son…”
@MdUtsho7 ай бұрын
Podcasts used to be full of informative and thrilling stuff back then, And now we've these. Totally believable
@zero-theaveragegamer11597 ай бұрын
Anyone from the tristate area knows this story is most likely true. Right off the bat
@callusnoobs8306 ай бұрын
😂
@Gent476 ай бұрын
The choice is yours!!!! Endless Bullshit 😂😂😂
@DlwinnerS1972 ай бұрын
On 9/11 my dad was commuting to work from NJ to one of the toweres. I was in 5th grade at the time. I remember sitting there in shock, fully believing that my dad was there while it was happening. Nobody made fun of anyone, there was no bullying. I remember one of my teachers having a meltdown because her husband worked in one of the towers. My brain at the time couldn't process or understand what was going on. When my mom came and got me she let me know my dad was alive and was stuck in traffic in the Lincoln tunnel.
@ck2music7122 ай бұрын
Steve-O rockin the Volunteer State TriStar shirt...
That face Steve O makes when he’s trying to listen is so strange. Mouth open, like it’s painfully boring, but also has to take a shit.
@hansglauberzehn3 ай бұрын
That was Michael Desanta energy
@Kashtono6 ай бұрын
"Dad i got expelled" "Nuh Uh"
@adamada1017 ай бұрын
Made… up
@Arco9617 ай бұрын
This is what ego and bs sounds like😂
@Gent476 ай бұрын
The choice is yours!!!😂😂😂😂 Endless bullshit 😂😂😂
@Kingdom_Of_Erusea17 күн бұрын
"Dad I got expelled" "Not for long."
@FutballEditz_73 ай бұрын
Frank really said womp womp 💀
@smugapplegaming86216 ай бұрын
This guy is truly the king of YAP
@kahunalaguna89997 ай бұрын
Woooow that story is so cap
@UrfavBubba6 ай бұрын
My 1st grade teachers assistant was in an elevator while 9/11 was happening
@helix6206Ай бұрын
He make him an offer he cant refuse 😂😂
@tinzz12346 ай бұрын
Totally believable story 👏👏
@Will-helm6 ай бұрын
You think you not believing this story makes a difference? 😂😂💀
@Vertigo117 ай бұрын
Has anyone ever meet a kid named Frank?
@dash-x7 ай бұрын
I know a turtle named Franklin
@neutro23537 ай бұрын
Ever met a 40 year old called Frank? Because they were in school when chris was
@charliepaglini24667 ай бұрын
I do, but he goes by Frankie
@icytoxic57914 күн бұрын
Dads are master negotiators
@RealFoxTrotFox6 ай бұрын
“Dad I got expelled” “You got expelled my ass”
@user-lb9gz7db1i7 ай бұрын
The 🍊🤡 claimed he was there! Then it morphed into " I sent a crew. Lie after Lie after LIE! Hate that creep? YES
@CretinH7 ай бұрын
TDS
@BigDees197 ай бұрын
Cap
@wyattlive83Ай бұрын
Sounds like a well adjusted young man
@CODMGAMEPLA85 ай бұрын
bro the fact that im watching this on 9:11 PM is wild
@jimparsons-yy1ot7 ай бұрын
Feel like i heard this story before...hmmmm
@jonbourgoin1827 ай бұрын
who'd he steal it from? lol
@giantturd51577 ай бұрын
Probably because he's told it before lol
@Spooky_Dook7 ай бұрын
Sounds like, "The Sopranos?"
@EnvisionedBlindness7 ай бұрын
He’s told it a thousand times. It’s been a bit in one of his specials and a huge hit on a Comedy Central showcase
@uncledill55076 ай бұрын
This guy been lying since 86
@rosettasweitzer59006 ай бұрын
What is wrong with you
@40Monaco6 ай бұрын
Why would there be anything wrong with them lmao@@rosettasweitzer5900
@makeshiftfoo15906 ай бұрын
@@rosettasweitzer5900 he is tho 💀
@vietlang231416 ай бұрын
@@makeshiftfoo1590bro thinks telling a story is cap 💀
@makeshiftfoo15906 ай бұрын
@@vietlang23141 HE IS LYING GULLIBLE ASS
@IslamTheTruth23143 ай бұрын
"we can't track 2.3 trillion dollars in transactions" - American Minister of defense Donald Rumsfeld. September 10th 2001.
@RandomGoji2 ай бұрын
The kid learned the meaning of "fuck around and find out"
@Stickman-gb8fg6 ай бұрын
Bros that is the definition of a scout from team fortress 2 💀💀😢
@Tap_mehboi9 күн бұрын
The story changes Everytime he tells it 😂
@frankierzucekjr2 ай бұрын
We were all sent home. But I love this fkn story. Us Italians don't play when it comes to family
@charliefunk10996 ай бұрын
NO WAY HE SAID HEL BREAK HIS KNEE CAPS😂😂
@Gent476 ай бұрын
The choice is yours!!!😂😂😂
@rocklandbusguy6 ай бұрын
I remember things from all the way when I was 2, more than a decade passed, and I can just say, being 2 was great and simple
@patw98672 ай бұрын
He said “be back with my friends” 😂😂
@TylerAllen-zx2ef2 ай бұрын
The second i heard "did you call me stupid" i immediately realized he got his fire from his father 🤣 i think brother rob thought the same thing 🤣
@karenhackbarth110Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 your dad is awesome!
@autumncowan38363 ай бұрын
Legend has it the father made his dramatic exit with "Fuhgetaboutit!"
@talkingtofuАй бұрын
It’s my first time visiting america when this happened. I was 12 at that time. Fortunately, we’re on the other side but i still remember the sound of the explosion when the plane hit the tower.
@silvervayne87492 ай бұрын
So glad the comments section provided the MUCH NEEDED context that STEVE-O FAILED TO PROVIDE.
@user-fx9mv7yv3s2 ай бұрын
This is really similar to what happened with my mom. My mom worked in a law firm that was in the first building but we lived in New Jersey and on 911 I guess she was in the subway and they stopped the trains but we couldn't get ahold of her for 4 hours bc she was in a subway tunnel w no reception and even thinking of it now my heart is just racing. I was actually in my first year of college in Miami and ended up moving home in November and not going back to school until the next fall and switching schools so i could stay living at home. That day was so traumatic and I wasn't even in the state. I also remember that I was in the gym when I saw it was her building and I ran back to my dorm and started bangining on my RA's door like she was somehow going to know something. Anyway, I just member I was totally panicked.
@TheFireMaker1176 ай бұрын
That principle knows exactly where he was when the first plane hit
@ace_1216 ай бұрын
best dad lore ever
@commentor_accАй бұрын
Dad: TEHRES A STARMAN WAITING IN THE SKY
@Adampalonshorts3 ай бұрын
My stupid af ass thought the guy was talking about how his dad caused 9/11 because he was suspended 😅
@evanh.94206 ай бұрын
Heard this before hearing the 9/11 part from other shorts, makes this story make so much more fucking sense of slam a chair over a kids head for laughing at me at a time like that too lol
@aliciadavis47076 ай бұрын
This has to be Joey deiz son.. cuz the stories😂😂
@user-zb2yt3fw5k2 ай бұрын
R.I.P. to all the people that died on 9/11🪦🕊️My condolences to all the families that lost a loved one that day..