Did you just make a generic comment.

You’re*

Amigeo 635 I thought we were being grammar Nazis

Amigeo 635 The Joke-> Your head

Comrade Yuri There was no joke bro, you thought you were making a correction.

"Clever Girl.."

Velociraptor: "What's that, officer? I need a license to drive? You need me to come down to the station with you? Why of course I'll RIP YOU TO PIECES AND EAT YOU FOR LUNCH!"

That's racist how dare you

#velociraptorlivesmatter

Their lives may matter, doesn't mean that should be legally allowed to drive.

Evolution, son.

why have you done this to me XD great grammarjshdmdjskshdidnd nvm maybe thats like a american thing, sorry i speak english(british)

lol

EVOLUTION SON

Why is the kid so formal?

I hate him because cheeks 🧍‍♂️

We are hardwired to adore, provide and protect cute things.in short, evolution. *pinch cheeks*

I only care for him cuz he makes me look responsible

@@Gilded_Cage_Princess me:you are so adorable *pinch cheek*

Which

Sid Grim so relatable

Sid Grim,lol

Sid Grim is

)':

Benito Mussolini 10/10 did explain it to mine

ITS EVOLUTION BABY!

Best explanation

@@vuilnisgod4388 really?

I've actually told my kids this. It doesn't make it any less real or any less strong. Evolution is the reason other emotions like fear exist. Doesn't make being afraid of the massive fire burning your village to the ground any less real or strong. Just because it is from nature and a response to evolution doesn't make emotions any less valuable. If anything it is the reason why you value them. They're traits that survived billions, more like trillions,, of yrs of evolution because they work. They're important for survival. Especially for socail dynamics of nearly all types.

lol

I once asked my mother this question and the answer was “because you are my daughter”

@@Potato-iz1gd Why she love a potato

THAD POLENSKI my little brother is the EXACT OPPOSITE of Harrison

Ikr i thought it was a doll first

I wonder if he actually is cool af or they had lots of takes... probably the former

He's high duh

1,200th Like.

People can make their own decisions

It's because of environmental factors. Psychological trauma can cause people to be bad parents, and the cycle continues.

It's a theory. It's made by humans who seem to share that common trait of loving their children & calling those who don't as just anomalies. Those who wouldn't sacrifice their lives won't say it out loud to them to avoid criticism. So it's biased. That's why it won't make it into the theory of everything. I don't think it is correct. I personally don't have that kind of bias/love towards kids. To me, they are a wild card depending on how they are raised. Every killer was once a "cute" baby & just because a baby is deformed & ugly doesn't mean it'll grow up to be a bad human. Like I said, it's just self-justification for some humans.

@@kepspark3362 not even towards your OWN offspring? in a psychologically stable situation (conscious or not) you should feel endless love through the need and impulse to nurture them. Youre sounding like a misanthropist rather than a curious person. People who dont have the vital biological need to protect and care for the vulnerable to continue and create better generations especially one that is within their ingroup (family, village, tribe, ethnosetc) are no more than anomalies, its incredibly anti-social and dangerous for the human species, if this was to become the norm, we would die out lmao. "Those who wouldn't sacrifice their lives won't say it out loud to them to avoid criticism" A dead mother will leave a dead child, so this makes sense too, to just (swiftly) do away with a child that might die of starvation and such, but most would undeniably especially if it was their own, this argument doesnt make it a hoax that most people care more for (their own or not) offspring than they do other societal members. You calling it a bias to put the human need for ultimate care for the vulnerable and future generations is truly unbecoming and quite anti-social. "just because a baby is deformed & ugly doesn't mean it'll grow up to be a bad human" surely not in terms of morality but in terms of survival in a world without modernity, pretty much, thats why disabilities have not been considered the pinnacles of beauty in most cultures (atleast) pre-modernity and have actually not been treated very well, undesirable biological defects and traits that make the survival of the group quite harder. "Every killer was once a "cute" baby" Most babies dont grow up to be anti-social, some do and in cases of it being genetic/neurological, thats not detectable in infancy especially by common folk, what even is the point of this argument? that you shouldn't exert the best heights of human compassion you dont use among common men towards kids because they might just end up as monsters? I mean that tends to be the cause but idk, have a good day spark.

YES IT IS!

Abyssinia Empire Not if you are poor in Africa

Did u just assume that there can only be a mom and dad?

Abyssinia Empire what about being both

* trigered *

Timothy McLean lol

Why?

Larva s Yhea you are actually right, have not thought of it until now xD. It just drives me crazy when someone gets bullied by not being ''cool'' or not being on snapchat all the time. What they do not realize is that because of this ''uncool'' science can they have smartphones instagram snapchat

I am sorry for you

Haha , beautiful baby

He was upset Joe pranked his son

yo he really left him hangin

He looks so pissed

💔😔

Yeah

His mom basically married wikapidea, it was expected

Mhm

Watch him grow up and rebel by being stupid 😂

Heather? I thought you were dead? Is your afterlife still boring?

Bad Gene's actually, human baby's that cry more get more affection. But we do live in modern times so idk?

seems kinda negative but ok

@@samuelr.6046 Wait what, I'm loved by parents very much but my family have confirmed that I wasn't a cry baby. Pretty weird

@@samuelr.6046 How does that work? Crying is an indicator usually that they are uncomfortable. They could be hungry tired, need a diaper change, need to be burped etc.

@@samuelr.6046 Nonsense. www.parents.com/baby/development/social/how-your-baby-learns-to-love/

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

1:49

BAHAHAHA

For science

Parker no I’m pretty sure it’s your

Penny Lane Sorry for being a bit off topic, but listen to me a bit. What is your job , after you job ,love etc. to have free time: -Super artificial intelligence . -Super 3d printer. Then ..... -I study how to make superhuman and super-powers. -Children think simply become superman is to fly, is to become super hero. -My superhuman means reading and learning the world's thoughts, knowledge, and technology the fastest way to be super smart, and to make the arms super-smart. -Hey, paraphernalia. -You paranoid me, at least you do not drown 4.0 technology, I need the resources and time to fulfill my dream. Hey, those technologies can completely eradicate human. -Who is really the waste? -Criminals, murderers, psychiatrists, etc. -The lack of maturity of men, or weakness, effeminacy, uselessness of women. -Broken men have to surrender to themselves, with their own instincts, with their inner self, and incompetent women to surrender to the outside forces, to others, with weak character. exhausted. -Because male instincts, too much character, too strong men are not only aggressive with men but also violence against women. Because of the physicality, the personality of women can not withstand men. If I can not find a way to completely remove the instincts, habits, characteristics (especially aggressive men, like unhealthy contention), then it is humanity, new waste. Because the discriminating person as a man does not win himself, it instincts his habitual personality and emotions. Because people who are discriminated against like women (whether or not pregnant), people with disabilities, other religions, races, and other disadvantaged groups do not have enough intelligence, physical strength, meeting, etc., can not win the power outside. If we do not do anything to change the male virtues and incompetence of women, it is the whole of humanity that deserves to become dispossessed (I say essentially superpower ,NOTE: only reprogramming the brain rather than mind controlling). Mind control means you are controlled by others. Reprogramming the brain means having a tool to change personality, habits, will, etc., without too much difficulty, and cause too many unpleasant feelings. The proof is, answer me two questions. Why do men sin more than women? If men and women are completely equal in all aspects of physical, intellectual, etc., then the crime rate is 50/50 or best is 00/00 or will men remain dominant? For most people, gender equality means that men and women are equal in education, in family, in economics, in politics,etc. and eliminating violence against women. For me, gender equality means almost completely eliminating gender, to the extent that there are no heroic or princess-free heroes, no virginity, no physical distance between the sexes, etc. .. or any gender difference, gender is the only effect is married, sex and child birth, there are two sex only to display, only to let us not lose face with other species (that is, we lose a lot of other species, if we completely eliminate sexual reproduction in human). It's a little bit odd, but do not ask why the universe is so vast, lonely, why there are no monsters, why are there no intelligent creatures, why not dinosaurs, without Ask why we have discriminated. Why do women lose a lot of blood and still live, why men have nipples, BUT you do not ask why women have to go to hospital to give birth, why there is labor (even death), why There are only minor differences in sex and gender that cause conflict, men and women can not even talk to each other, even when men and women talk in body language, feel. Do you know that the problem of men and women alone has caused so many problems, not to mention that things are much more serious than the earth, and the more serious the consequences should be. about monsters, about aliens. We would love to have machines like super 3D printer and super artificial intelligence to free up labor and set up your own agriculture, industry and service, then the kind Super power, super smart and super smart, etc., and the most important thing is that there is a technology that allows it to be very easy to change completely instinct. , habits, personalities, etc., which is more important than fire, wheel and internet etc ... I do not want anything now. The conflict is extremely serious even when it comes to men and women, not to mention black and white, nationality, religion, political opinion, etc. , even humanity will still be in serious conflict, even if 7 billion people are completely same identical (no monsters or aliens, etc) ,will still conflicts for greed and selfishness. The only way is to have the technology to become superhuman and super-power, then the technology to reprogram the brain to change personality, habits, will, etc., is very easy, if they I have the technology to change the criminal nature easily, I will also have a way to change that makes us no longer feel lonely even if an individual for a universe (including micro) and They EVEN will not need biological food. I issued an ultimatum I ISSUED AN ULTIMATUM: IF WE CAN NOT FULLY RESOLVE THE PROBLEM JUST MENTIONED RIGHT NOW , PRELIMINARY ISSUE THE NEW LAW IS ONE INDIVIDUAL FOR FER ANY 1 POSITION IN UNIVERSES ,1 INDIVIDUAL CREATURES PER UNIVERSES (EVEN INCLUDING MICROBIOLOGY), WHICH ALSO HAVE BEEN INFINITELY DISCONTINUED. WITH A COMPLETELY INSENSITIVE PERSONALITY, COMPLETELY INSENSITIVE COMPLETELY WITHSTAND THE FOREVER LONELINESS OF BRAIN REPROGRAMMING TECHNOLOGY. PROMOTE, DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING THAT YOU HAVE ANYTHING, DO NOT HAVE ANY QUESTIONS WITHOUT ANY ANIMALS,ANY ALIENS ,ANY DRAGONS ,ANY MONSTER etc.,THERE IS COMPLETELY NO CRIME, NO THINGS, WHETHER IN THE HEADLINES, etc. I HAVE LIVING HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HEAVENS ,STOP, NEVER ,I HAVE WORN OUT MY EARS, BRIAN AND ITCHY EARS .

...What? WHAT?!

Duy Anh Nguyễn Hoàng, did you just have a stroke?

Penny Lane I know right wtf why did he just right a legit essay for KZfaq

Not First

Good vid

Congrats on your successful passing on of a significant part of your genes! They don't seem to have that card in stock at Wal-Mart...

It's Okay To Be Smart I am now scared of random buses full of velociraptors trying to kill my family..

Please tell Harrison: I'll stoy curios~ Wonderful vid btw

Did you say family

Did someone say…… ✨family✨?

Mi familia 😤

May be because all human share 99.7% of DNA similarities. So by saving a complete stranger you still manage to save a part of your DNA similarities.

And not only that, Suppose in an incident you get a chance to save the life of either a total stranger old man or a total stranger baby. Whom will you save ?? Let me guess, most people will save the baby rather than the old man. Now, WHY ? Because the baby has the chance to produce more human like you who carries 99.7% DNA similarities with you on the other hand the old man probably has lost the power of reproduction . This is the same reason why in an event of accident children are rescued first. Remember when Titanic drowned the children was saved first. Well, during saving people no one thinks of DNA and Gene obviously but in subconscious mind that's what they do and this instincts of thinking that way is also buried down in our DNA .

tanmoy sd I would not risk my life for anyone except my family

they are the most truly altruistic people in this world, because they show altruism not for the selfish reason of spreading their own genes, but just for the sake of altruism

What about dogs who risk their lives to save people? Or people who risk their lives for not only a stranger, but a stranger's property (fire fighting, for example)?

iPhil lol

Jökull Ari Haraldsson lul*

you're*

fail :D thanks mate

iPhil yaay

Joe: Ummm... Okay...😅 Mrs.Joe: *Watches this video* Joe: 😅😰 Mrs.Joe: What do you have to say for yourself?! Joe: Evolution.

@@softlysnowing3959 Mrs Joe : (Hits him in the face in anger) Joe : Whyyy??!! Mrs Joe : Evolution!

MRS JOE!!?? LM4OOOOOOO

Who’s joe?

@@re_gamer8079 The father

😭 get me a dad like him pls!

mawa ali ikr? I just wanna eat him up.😍 He has an awesome, handsome smart and cool dad

Dad is talking about evolution again. *eye roll*

Dad... Why is that black square thing with an black eye is looking at us? I don't like it's, yo square go away, i don't like you thing, i think they call you "kamerah" i dot care >:|

"How many takes has this been, dad?"

That grammar... It's giving me a headache.

*cough cough* is

No it's not. Even though we are related the genetics that we carry and the alternation of makeup of gene's is different with families. So r won't be 0 and even it is 0.0001 it's neglected and stand upto 0

0.0000000000001 is the same as 0

0.00000001 would be difficult. Just round it off to 0

Gira oh I know. The bus didn't have any breaks so the it just crashed into the sea after hitting a few people

You're*

But not Too curious!!

A to-do list already????

U gay

That’s on them, for they are too cute ferrets 😍

Cause u share more than 60% of genes with it(I guess you are normal human ) so r > 0.6 (dont know exact number)

@@erikolsen504 The ferrets are female

@@joshuabenedictj Yeah I was curious, we do most things based of what gives us the best chance at survival but I've never understood why we are capable of loving pets so much it's not like they can spread my genes, I think family is who you chose to be with. I don't love most of my family (not being edgy just the way it is) but I love the people I live with and my pets. Anyways guess loving things reduces stress which can increase lifespan.

animals have emotions too

In what sense? I would argue that no animals feel emotions in the way we think of them. Animals may feel some emotions, like elephants and loss, or your when your pets are happy and excited, but no animal has much more than a subset of the emotional spectrum we are a part of. Also, it is unknown if any other animal has a theory of mind, which is something not even human children acquire until about 4 years old. Additionally, the ability to plan out a chain of cause and effect is shown in only limited capacity in the most intelligent of animals (crows come to mind). With all of these inherent deficiencies obvious throughout the animal kingdom, and the other numerous deficiencies not brought up here, I believe it's clear that emotions, in the way we think of them, are foreign to all other animals on this earth. Again, some animals do have some semblance of emotions in some contexts, but this is limited.

kindlin I have had several pets over the years, about six cats, four dogs, countless fish, two guinea pigs, a snake, a horse and two frogs to be more precise and with the exception of the fish I can tell you without a doubt that all of them experience fear, sadness, annoyance, excitement, joy, and yes love among many other emotions which I saw them express, very clearly, first hand. It is my opinion that anyone who spends more than two seconds with an animal regardless of species would never suggest that they do not experience just as many emotions as humans or that they do not feel as deeply as we do.

The creator of this show has clearly read too much xkcd.

maybe that's the effect of emotional relationship, at least part of it (in case of teacher), or maybe because of protective instinct to protect younger/future generation, or training to protect students? ( not really sure how it works myself...)

Well with teachers it makes sense because they came to know the students and care for them. But when random people do it it’s just, “hey I saw you were in danger and I knew that I could help”

Sure they’ll give their lives for the children they are responsible for but the real question would be if they’d pick them over their own kids, and there i suspect they would pick their own

For the random/unknown child, I believe it's been a social conditioning to protect children. It helps ensure the survival of a group (so an evolved behavior?). The closer the child is known to us the stronger the urge to protect?

Blue Diamond or you could move to Australia or Canada 😉

Human: Mommy when will the cow kill us? Woman: Soon.. honey.. soo- Human: Mom? Mo-

He looks like a potato with eyes, arms, and legs

I HATE CHILDREN

jeremias5959 You mean you hate yourself?

Aarushi Sawle lol 😂

jeremias5959 i mean yea most of them are annoying but this one i dont hate

Kampfarsch he said he didn’t know him a few months ago, implying that he’s only a few months old

Kampfarsch "prob 2 years old alreay" *stupid*

typical german...

Kampfarsch have you ever seen a 2 year old?

nico _f1 excuse me?! Based on his name and coment alone I can say he is not a "typical german" at all. More like a "typical ignorant" wich can be persons of any country...

Yeah. It would be Impossible for a baby to save its self or sacrifice its self to someone else.

Mitchell Maytorena thats sad actually. A child needs both parents in life.

That would be ideal. But I'm doing the best I can. I work from home so I'm with her all the time besides when she is at school.

Mitchell Maytorena I have no doubt that you love her and do the best you can and props for that. I just think it is kind off sad, i grew up with both my parents and i can't imagine growing up without one. I guess all i can do is wish you all the best on your journey. Hope you raise a good person.

I see what you did there

Kllr_Lzzrd 21 backwards. You already know so you know

EVOL: Every Villain Orders Lemons

+tina posts stuff Spongebob reference?

Feynstein 100 EEEEEEEEEEEEEVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harika Mohan maybe he's just quiet... my parents told me I was a quiet and calm baby

I would assume he's four months. Since he said they hadn't met until 4 months ago.

Crystal knows what's up

because they wouldn't look as bad ass running around like overgrown chickens. People tend to ignore facts when it better suits the narrative.

NymphetaminexXxGrrrl meguskus.deviantart.com/art/But-feathered-dinosaurs-arent-scary-526562688 I beg to differ

simple: they had a baldness mutation. jk they just shaved before the recording took place, that's all. I mean, have YOU ever tried to drive a bus while covered in feathers? It wouldn't end well... not for you, not for the baby, and especially, not for the bus.

fair enough.

*Pssssst* hes just an actor. He's dressed as a nerd to subconsciously trick you into thinking he's smart to build credibility with you. He's also pretending to be nice to lower your guard so you give less mental resistance when listening to him. The group of writers behind the scenes are the smart ones, although it really doesn't take much to Google a bunch of sources on a single subject and make an essay out of it. This video was made to make them money first and foremost, hence the ads at the start of the video and the company plug-ins i.e. 23 & Me. Educating you on an interesting subject was a side-effect of all this. Cool, right?

Art Of Warring well the content is still cool so eh

In the credits: "Creator/Host/Writer: Joe Hansen, Ph.D." He mentioned in at least one video his PhD is in Biology.

Art Of Warring he has a PhD in biology so I leave it up to you in deciding who is the real stupid person here.

R Q If a *sheep* could get anything out of a KZfaq video other than meaningless noise, I’d say that would make it relatively quite intelligent, no?

I knew there would be a comment saying exactly this. So I never commented myself. but same here! "Where did he get that baby? babys r us?"

Inquisitor Thomas lol

-Me too!-

Adopting fulfills a biological need.

I love my bio child, and my adopted children. It's not biology, it's more. And, weather or not a child is related to me or not, I am very very protective of any child.

Judith Huling-Cadieux There’s more to it because humans are extremely social animals. If you take an animal like a hamster or something they wouldn’t really care and wouldn’t accept children that’s not biologically theirs (most of the time) because they’re solitary animals. Compare that to humans we are extremely social and form bonds to non-related individuals so add that to environmental factors and you could love biological and adopted kids equally. I mean you can see this in other social animals like cats and dogs and wolves and lions. Sometimes if you see like a mother of a cub die you’ll see the pack (in terms of lions and wolves) essentially adopt the baby. Or in cats and dogs they’re much more accepting of babies that aren’t theirs. I used to foster cats and once I had a momma cat with 4 babies but 2 of them weren’t even her babies yet she still lest them nurse on her and she raised them exactly the same as her own. So really, it’s still evolution lmfaoooo because evolution is what made us social

All humans are related to each other..

@@maggie1000 You maybe have something there. Like people in love...non relative but proberly willing to take the bullet through love also. ✌

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeerd! Welcome amongst us:D

How do you know it's going to be bipedal? And, it looks like a potato with arms, legs, and eyes.

I make a reasonable assumption based on logic. For all i know he could have deformities.

Thank you. Good to be here.

and maybe he's going to be a vegetarian or a meatitarian

The baby might not have a higher likelyhood of reproducing, but he does have more _potential_ . Here, 'potential' refers to the maximum *possible* amount of reproduction, which is higher in someone younger, because they have the highest amount of possible time.

r/imverysmart

The cure for us IDK POLIO anyone.. yeah, thats a thing there is also NO boobonique plague! No yellow fever, NO chicken pox, and little to NO scurvey! So, unless the baby is really depressed and decides to go for a dip without learning how to doggy paddle first, his/her mortality rate is SO MUCH LOWER THAN IT EVER WAS DUE TO MODERN MEDS! Bruh.

Evolution only cares about offspring and the next generation to come. Offspring is what keeps a population alive, not the individuals already living. Infant mortality rates don’t matter as much as you’d think because stabilizing evolution would try and take care of that problem. An individual doesn’t matter in a species, what the population favors and passes on to survive, does.

Damn!🙀😹

Altruism: winner trait Intelligence: winner trait Caring personality: winner trait.

I just threw up

Its awesome to *have* a father.

It's awesome to be a smart youtuber father

jeffry de meyer support my Kickstarter for a concealed carry rocket launcher. It's what the founders would have wanted!

jeffry de meyer naw naw fam, he needs an F-22 Raptor

👏👏👏

NatGeo: Scientists Find Remains Of Mithocondrial Eve With Rocket Launcher In Hand Nature: New Finding Debunks Previous Velociraptor Extinction Theories New York Times: Velociraptors Survived Asteroid; Weren't Prepared For Prehistoric Rocket Launchers

So true. I always carry a rocket launcher around with me. The next time somebody calls me senile I will say "I carry this around so that when a bus full of velociraptors is going to kill my son, I can blow up the bus and save both of us."

That just sounds creepy.

1108chuck How so??

Sorry, not implying it is creepy. It just sounds creepy. It's just been my experience on KZfaq when someone wants to see someone's wife or girlfriend it's so they can judge them and say what they would do with them if they think they are good looking or how mean they can be if they don't find them attractive. I mean I see you are a girl by your name, but these days that doesn't seem to matter.

1108chuck Erm. Okay, I see. But you should know I had none of those intentions; I never even realized that someone could draw to those conclusions. I just wanted to see the women who birthed the child, nothing else.

That was a very kind hearted point of understanding between the both of you we need more of this from this website.

chris soto he's probably tired.

coldfire0007 me too

They will have feathers too!

Cause you are a raptor?

Because this funny

This is a good question. For siblings (and really for all relatives) the fractions are averages. So you might have more or less than 50% of your sibling’s genes bc of meiosis, if you average a ton of sibling ratios you get ~50%

Ah okay thank you for the quick answer :)

Also, evolution is messy, not entirely efficent, it cant really know the DNA of the target, so it might get confused by step siblings and the like.

My mom always said, "it's amazing how the same two people, can do the same thing, in the same place four times, and get dramatically different results Everytime" I have 3 siblings and none of of look or act alike, because none of us got the same combination of genes

Zentus I’m an only child too!

He looks like a potato with eyes, arms, and legs

+Pi We were all once potatoes.

Except that tomato.