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Why Don't We All Have Cancer?
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Күн бұрынThanks to Cancer Research UK! www.cancerresea...
Links to LEARN MORE and SOURCES are below.
follow me: / tweetsauce
What is cancer?
www.cancerresea...
www.cancerresea...
en.wikipedia.or...
Visualizing the prevention of cancer: www.cancerresea...
10 cancer MYTHS debunked: scienceblog.can...
other cancer articles:
www.slate.com/a...
www.nytimes.com...
www.pbs.org/wgb...
www.huffingtonp...
www.wired.com/2...
www.theguardian...
Stirling Engine: www.grand-illus...
Stirling Engine: VIDEO: • Heat of your hand Stir...
dying cells: www.ncbi.nlm.ni...
dead outer-layer of skin (the HORNY layer): en.wikipedia.or...
human skin in dust: ohioline.osu.ed...
mistakes in DNA replication: www.nature.com/...
how long it takes cells to divide: www.wisegeek.or...
not all genetic mutations causes cancer: ghr.nlm.nih.gov...
leading causes of death (in US): i1213.photobuck...
unbalanced skin damage:
www.nejm.org/do...
www.sungrubbies...
Giraffe tongues: www.noozhawk.co...
DNA repair mechanisms: www.abcam.com/i...
the Selection Shadow: www.nature.com/...
life expectancy: en.wikipedia.or...
Living after cancer diagnosis stats: www.cancerresea...
losing cells: www.madsci.org/...
Cancer and the metaphor of war: www.theguardian...
Cool image gallery: publications.ni...
extra: why do we age and die?
www.todayifound...
www.psychologyt...
en.wikipedia.or...
@Susanchacon1979 5 жыл бұрын
“You’re covered in death” I knew it wasn’t a phase.
@imtheh4cker110 5 жыл бұрын
Told you mom
@flux4604 5 жыл бұрын
666 likes lmao
@quandaledingle4488 5 жыл бұрын
YEAH MOM
@prototype8534 5 жыл бұрын
1000th like this is satisfying 😂
@Scrumtrulescent 5 жыл бұрын
It’s that DAMN phone
@valentinion6554 8 жыл бұрын
1 minute of silence for the cells that died
@victormatterstorm196 8 жыл бұрын
may they rest in peace
@twonumbernines9185 8 жыл бұрын
May harambe bless them.
@Netherdan 8 жыл бұрын
Do we have to keep doing it or just once a day is enough?
@valentinion6554 8 жыл бұрын
every time is dyes
@jens-olelarsen5245 8 жыл бұрын
Lard
@bianka94825 Жыл бұрын
Both my parents are terminally ill with stage 4 cancers. I witness them fade away gradually, despite trying every treatment under the sun. I fear i will get the diagnosis one day too. Really inspires me to live life to the fullest and don't take small joys for granted.
@nazgulbarakas5767 Жыл бұрын
Jesus!
@vleuname Жыл бұрын
@@nazgulbarakas5767 yessir i love that
@dominikgaming9913 Жыл бұрын
Matrix moment I am not going to be a slave
@s2q.1rah Жыл бұрын
@@dominikgaming9913 shut up 💀 if u want to escape the ‘matrix’ so bad then just go be homeless
@subneo61 Жыл бұрын
Stay strong! ❤
@Reee505 Жыл бұрын
My friend has Auto-immune, and Cancer. It's heartbreaking that nothing can be done about it. She's a doctor and treats patients while being in tremendous pain and on heavy medications. They say she only has 1 or 2 years to live. I feel so helpless, not being able to do anything. I wouldn't wish this upon even my greatest foes. Wish there was away to help her.
@iroh66 Жыл бұрын
Really sorry to hear about this, friend. Take care of yourself
@eliasvm9554 Жыл бұрын
I heard that many cancers can be erradicated by just changing the things you eat
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Жыл бұрын
@@eliasvm9554 Maybe. I heard of z lady who had an adopted kid and nobody to care for her if she died. So, she refused to die. Read her bible to the docs and outlived the.
@nataliemorett1911 Жыл бұрын
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823so God saved her???? Makes no sense since it's very hard to kill cancer with your own body LET ALONE A SINGLE BOOK but here is the things your body creates your cancer WOW CRAZY RIGHT so that means to only way to correct it or fix it is to be healthy and EAT HEALTHY but don't just eat green or meat cause that would be bad
@bable6314 Жыл бұрын
@@eliasvm9554 That's fake science. Please don't ever recommend that to people. That said, eating healthy DOES impact the chance of getting cancer in the first place; the healthier you eat, the less likely you are to get cancer.
@gooseman2376 5 жыл бұрын
According to a 12 year old on Xbox I actually do have cancer
@4m33n 5 жыл бұрын
Do they play Fortnite?
@BlueRockEye 5 жыл бұрын
@@4m33n Consider he/she is 12, most likely.
@fusionasylum2285 5 жыл бұрын
Apparently my mum has it as well
@yahyeet1281 5 жыл бұрын
TGR no they play cod lol
@rikiey 5 жыл бұрын
@@nordic8960 no he watch some edgy youtubers
@ImWithStupid230 5 жыл бұрын
Doctor: I’m sorry to say this, but you are diagnosed with cancer Vsauce: *”...Or am I?”*
@DeeJayFM 4 жыл бұрын
What *is* cancer, really?
@birbin2443 4 жыл бұрын
........" So as always thx for watching.." *Falls on floor*
@eddiepottr 4 жыл бұрын
"You see, what is cancer? Well..."
@homielove9305 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated mader frikin comment
@duckurie59 4 жыл бұрын
Or do you? *scared medical noises*
@rynax8432 Жыл бұрын
This guy had insane quality videos even in 2014
@Squirrel-zq6oe Жыл бұрын
Bro for real!
@jumentoqueanima Жыл бұрын
For real! It's crazy to thing this is a 2014 KZfaq video, It's so well done on every aspect. Michael really is the best.
@PuppetTheClown1 Ай бұрын
Bro I thought this video was a couple years ago not 10
@Saharsha1 Ай бұрын
Uncle era attained
@catsniffer7645 9 ай бұрын
In 2018, my mom was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. Suprisingly, she was fighting it since 2011 until 2018 which was a long battle against cancer. Even though she passed she still inspired me to live the fullest and i think you should too!
@Lolo-wx7zc 9 ай бұрын
I’m sorry for your loss.
@epicdude7761 6 ай бұрын
dang man im so sorry for your loss its tough losing a family member, its great she inspired you though, shes in a better place :D
@Aurorossmc 5 ай бұрын
I am so sorry my family also doesn't have a good History with cancer it's so sad
@OrbiterVR 4 ай бұрын
My grandma fought it since 2011 and it finished in 2022…. It stopped since she died
@derkurde1034 3 ай бұрын
Rest in Peace 😢
@dominikroszak4033 4 жыл бұрын
"Since this video has started, more than a million of your cells have died." Me: *restarts video.*
@lxst6679 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@crushelnast6657 4 жыл бұрын
Great job Corporal Cob you did, *You killed all your planty Cells*
@nono5396 4 жыл бұрын
r/madlad
@fernandorojas7665 4 жыл бұрын
¡Maravillosa jugada!
@thegenderman8582 3 жыл бұрын
Glad I’m not the only one 😂
@CreepsMcPasta 10 жыл бұрын
Wow. It's crazy how our own body can accidently kill itself!
@karlmuster263 10 жыл бұрын
It purposely kills cells too.
@MrCarpelan 10 жыл бұрын
Heeeeeeey CreepsMcPasta
@CathaalAOS 10 жыл бұрын
YEAH WE MUST BE SO FUCKIN STEWPID HAHAHAHA
@Gonzaga78 10 жыл бұрын
your body can kill itself in very different ways. Fever, not cause by the flu virus, it's a defense mechanism, it is induced by your own body. Asphyxiation due to allergy, your own body overreacting to something not armful at all. When you come to think of it, the human body is amazing, but in no way was the result of intelligent design (yeah, i went there)
@Stigsnake5 10 жыл бұрын
So it's confirmed, our bodies are trying to kill us.
@DoxicDoad Жыл бұрын
As someone who is at a very high risk for skin cancer; I can say that my cells are losers Edit: what in the fresh hell is going on in these replies
@BlackPawn-vs7gd Жыл бұрын
What do you mean?
@DynamicMagi Жыл бұрын
@@BlackPawn-vs7gd he means that he has a very high risk of developing skin cancer
@Lineproof Жыл бұрын
They fighting as hard as they can under the worst conditions possible. Pessimism gets you nowhere 🤷♂️
@BlackPawn-vs7gd Жыл бұрын
@@DynamicMagi i mean how did he know
@DynamicMagi Жыл бұрын
@@BlackPawn-vs7gd Well I don't technically know, but as someone with an increased cancer risk myself, (Because I've had cancer) I have a few ideas of possibilities like bad genes from parents
@rangapriya84 Жыл бұрын
Yesterday my pediatric surgeon professor was teaching this topic and your video came in my recommendations. Truly remarkable 👏
@databend6609 Жыл бұрын
Yeah your phone listens to you lol
@ironman993 Жыл бұрын
according to ohio universety
@DavideCosmaro 4 жыл бұрын
"Why Don't We Have All Cancer?" 2020: What an idea. Why didn't I think of that?
@itsfadixx 4 жыл бұрын
Pog
@itsfadixx 4 жыл бұрын
now ww3
@creature._. 4 жыл бұрын
Oh god no please no
@ranaezerone 4 жыл бұрын
See you when you've jinxed it
@TheGuyThatsNotFunny 4 жыл бұрын
Nonononononono I'd stick with the zombie apocalypse please
@Alistocrat 6 жыл бұрын
"A chicken is just an egg's way of making another egg" Whoa.
@mercuryblack 6 жыл бұрын
Alistocrat And egg is just a chickens way of making more chickens?
@RaphaGamerNL 6 жыл бұрын
Mercury Black No
@spuddle5375 6 жыл бұрын
Rabbaan no
@amoriy9575 6 жыл бұрын
Shower thoughts
@connerlacefield8575 6 жыл бұрын
Spuddle no
@CheyenneEntertainmentYT Жыл бұрын
Having recently discovered that my father has esophageal cancer - after both my grandfather and oldest nephew had it and survived - I was quite scared I might get it as well. While that chance is always going to be there, regardless of genetics, I'm glad that technology is advancing so much. I have hope that no matter how tough this thing gets, humanity will always find a way to suppress and/or cure it. My heart goes out to all of you who've gone through or have survived it, as well as to the scientists who are doing their absolute best to find better methods to beat this thing. Y'all rock 😁
@voteZDLR Жыл бұрын
All you can do really is minimize the risk of getting it in the meantime. Like sure you can get lung cancer even as a non-smoker, but you have a much much less likely chance of developing it obviously if you don't smoke. This applies to all other cancers as well. But at the end of the day it's beyond your control, so there's really no sense in worrying about it. Just know you'll be able to deal with it if you do get it, and yeah technology is improving but at the end of the day the cynical side of me believes that the for-profit healthcare system we have ensures there is more money in not curing cancer altogether, but treating it.
@herbbowler2461 Жыл бұрын
Scientists are NOT looking for a cure for cancer or anything else. If they found a cure. They would no longer have a job. This year is the 100th anniversary of the cure for cancer. 100 years of big pharma cover up. A cure means decrease in profits.
@HkFinn83 Жыл бұрын
Not to be a downer - hopefully a realist - the best thing is still early detection/prevention. There’s a recent book about how little cancer treatment has actually improved in the last 60 years. So yes, hopefully things will improve, but don’t put too much faith in that idea. Good healthcare, prevention and early detection is the best hope.
@herbbowler2461 Жыл бұрын
@@HkFinn83 This year is the one hundredth anniversary the cause of cancer and it's natural cure being released to the world. It's also 100 years of cover ups and lies by the medical mafia!
@RaveGD72 Жыл бұрын
@@HkFinn83 Your just a downer sorry because health care for cancer has rised A LOT in the last 60 years so yeah.
@minglin2814 Жыл бұрын
According to all the doctors in league of legends everyone has being diagnosed with cancer multiple times
@haywireneedy7014 Жыл бұрын
You stole this comment 🤡
@Asian.Thomas 5 жыл бұрын
"Hey Vsauce! Michael here!" "You are covered in Death!" "And as always, thanks for watching"
@dieselgeezer18 5 жыл бұрын
xD lmao
@regularization 5 жыл бұрын
A dozen of potatos and a fat cat smelling them bro you just posted cringe… you will loose subscriber
@dieselgeezer18 5 жыл бұрын
@@regularization .
@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder how u get 75 likes
@anonimowyanonim9221 5 жыл бұрын
@@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188 Because, unlike yours, his comment is actually entertaining.
@endz3670 4 жыл бұрын
"Since this video began, more than a million of your cells have died." *i m d y i n g*
@birdy_ 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like dying with extra steps
@dasdasdaxzvea 4 жыл бұрын
@@birdy_ yeah
@Endercubid 4 жыл бұрын
If this vid was made in 2020 the title would be why don't we all have corona
@dr.mystery5791 4 жыл бұрын
Wait you guys got 1,000,000 cells he said 900,000,000,000 Wait wat hapend to my arms sin shaking wat hel..
@birdy_ 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve only 1 brain cell
@Edsterr 3 ай бұрын
This video is now 10 years old, I’ll come back again for when it’s 20 (if KZfaq’s even still around by then)
@Plaazzzz 4 күн бұрын
Cancer is the biggest battle we've ever fought, it never stops and we haven't found a way to defeat them right now. If you have cancer, remember that you aren't alone and there's hope. Currently, scientists and doctors are working hard to find a way to defeat Cancer and one day, in the near future, I'm hopeful that we will find a way to defeat Cancer once and for all.
@MushuaThePotato 3 сағат бұрын
There’s a bigger war coming soon We’ve overused antibiotics, some of our worst bacterial infections can’t even be affected by them causing terminal infections. By 2040 they will overtake cancer deaths
@TheCoroboCorner 4 жыл бұрын
“You shouldn’t be called a person.” Thanks for encouraging my ongoing identity crisis, Michael.
@conesinker_4209 4 жыл бұрын
?
@ratthew7497 4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Henkins identity crisis is basically not getting who you are and why you’re here. It’s not just like “oh you are who you are”. It’s not solved like that.
@conesinker_4209 4 жыл бұрын
@@ratthew7497 you're born who you are
@imjasonyo1418 4 жыл бұрын
@@conesinker_4209 no
@conesinker_4209 4 жыл бұрын
@@imjasonyo1418 yes you are if you're called Jack you're Jack how the fuck are you gonna think you're Timmy when You're Jack
@MuaazAwan 4 жыл бұрын
"A chicken is an eggs way of making new eggs." That changed the way I think.
@gemsmakers3691 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! Same
@kura3341 4 жыл бұрын
That hit different
@derealgod 4 жыл бұрын
🤯
@egg9709 4 жыл бұрын
heh.
@vaughnlcoleman 4 жыл бұрын
that was some big brain shit.
@marcosboffa Жыл бұрын
Idk why youtube remind me about this gem, but i'm grateful. Right in the nostalgia.
@kryptoniridium Жыл бұрын
It's the end of 2022 and I could definitely say that the research in this field had improved vastly and it helped a lot of people and families. There's significantly a higher chance of surviving a few types of cancer than the past decade. A huge appreciation to all the people in the research teams all around the world for making a difference. Without their relentless efforts we couldn't have come this far.
@trxsh6422 Жыл бұрын
Hello there 👋🏼
@jumentoqueanima Жыл бұрын
Yeah, thank you to all the fantastic people doing their best at trying to destroy this thing.
@davidjohnson1463 6 ай бұрын
lies. they changed the survival to 5 years instead of indefinitely. moved the goal posts.
@Kriegter 3 жыл бұрын
"Since this video began, more than a million of your cells have died." man I just hate it when micheal kills millions of my cells after the video begins
@luisp.3788 3 жыл бұрын
michael with beard would've waited 10 seconds before continuing on, maybe also eating a pile of dust he collected
@edvinisgaming3509 3 жыл бұрын
No he didnt kill your cells, your cells die constantly
@luisp.3788 3 жыл бұрын
pain
@luisp.3788 3 жыл бұрын
well, but the cells are well donated. he needs those telomeres, after all
@eeli8295 3 жыл бұрын
Stand user: Michael Stevens Stand name: 『CELLDWELLER』
@thequartermaster6268 4 жыл бұрын
So, this means that we are dead in the outside too.
@nflreports7110 4 жыл бұрын
So. We're mistakes?
@glockusp9174 4 жыл бұрын
@@nflreports7110 no
@glockusp9174 4 жыл бұрын
@@nflreports7110 you are
@azumaki5229 4 жыл бұрын
Priti Baviskar holy sh*t dude u f**king killed him/her
@nflreports7110 4 жыл бұрын
@@glockusp9174 At least my name doesnt make me sound like a Soviet spy
@fishingfan1500 Жыл бұрын
As someone who has had a cancer like tumour and has gone through chemotherapy, i can give this fact that Michael missed. You can have two people with the same type of cancer, but they can receive the same treatment, in the same amounts and have completely different results and/or reactions.
@1theDelta1 4 ай бұрын
i forgot i left the speed at 0.25 and it started off as "hhhheeeeaaayyyyy! vveeesssaaauuucccceeee-" 💀
@robertlee7624 8 жыл бұрын
If my cells worked like my auto-correct, I would be very very very dead right now
@robertlee7624 8 жыл бұрын
That makes no sense, then again, what I said made no sense either xD
@trevornorton5297 8 жыл бұрын
*trying to type "hello how are you" Siri says "get a life and a job type your own texts"
@PandaXclone2 8 жыл бұрын
Damn auto-cancer messing everything up.
@PandaXclone2 8 жыл бұрын
auto-correct*
@shok5045 8 жыл бұрын
+PandaXclone2 LOL
@Blapze 4 жыл бұрын
A family member gets cancer: Checks KZfaq recommendations: *Why don’t we all have cancer*
@qwertyqwerty9349 4 жыл бұрын
That's how recommendations work
@fortesbeats 4 жыл бұрын
THIS ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED IS THIS A NIGHTMARE
@angrygalamb 4 жыл бұрын
Same:/
@tigerlord600 4 жыл бұрын
Blazing Emerald not funny
@poop-zd7oq 4 жыл бұрын
tigerlord600 im laughing my ass off and my grandma died of breast cancer and my mom has a big chance of catching it too and so do i so what is your point
@iamnotnoobbm Жыл бұрын
"Ohio state University", Nah they don't study in Ohio.💀
@lumina_ Жыл бұрын
you're so funny
@phyopyaelynn-wp6fc Жыл бұрын
Only in Ohio☠️
@aguywhodoesrandomstuff663 Жыл бұрын
anime pfp
@iamnotnoobbm Жыл бұрын
@@aguywhodoesrandomstuff663 old troll face profile
@iamadityavaishy 5 ай бұрын
Great video. Explained in a very simple language. Why aren't you making more videos nowadays???😮😮😮😮
@TheAnhedonicOne 4 жыл бұрын
Vsauce formula: _"Hey! Vsauce, Michael here."_ • Seemingly irrelevant fact / thing • Big question • Meat of the video • Depressing conclusion • Uplifting and optimistic take by Michael Stevens _"And as always, thanks for watching."_
@itsmenelson3010 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@rexorzist8706 4 жыл бұрын
#true
@a.h6587 4 жыл бұрын
@@sneakycactus8815 you reminded me of reddit and their emoji rule
@animeamazee 4 жыл бұрын
Sneaky Cactus stfu
@deadchannel_1 4 жыл бұрын
Omg that’s so true
@Tag_the_3RD 3 жыл бұрын
Michael: why don’t we all have cancer Genie: ok you have 2 wishes left Michael: what
@EE-hx7ix 3 жыл бұрын
O H N O
@fredericchopin6445 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@kakyoindonut3213 3 жыл бұрын
oh shit
@JonathanVachon777 3 жыл бұрын
Obviously its gonna cure all the cancer for the second wish or: cure just me and that beauty and restart humanity
@crisptomato9495 3 жыл бұрын
Wish that cancer never existed as your second wish.
@Cool_storiesman163 Жыл бұрын
THE SECOND I HEAR: "OHIO university"
@dyrroth-sj4ns 10 ай бұрын
that one 7 year old:
@user-yv4qg7br6o 4 ай бұрын
I'm sorry you feel that way Michael
@cappertc5191 5 жыл бұрын
"Why Don't We All Have Cancer?" *According to Google? We do*
@khadri.w9989 5 жыл бұрын
Capper TC Yoo 😂💀
@sylvie5850 5 жыл бұрын
Oh thanks for reminding me
@LeBronyaJames 5 жыл бұрын
According to Google I'm already dead
@lintyscorpion2692 5 жыл бұрын
WebMD?
@Coyote0874 5 жыл бұрын
Specially if you are hypochondriac xD
@stampycat 10 жыл бұрын
I think this is the best Vsauce video I have seen yet.
@LoganBarrettTriggerHappyGamez 9 жыл бұрын
Oh hey stampy
@phxntox1521 9 жыл бұрын
hi stamps i was just watching your portal island map ep 1 for the 3rd time love ur vids
@samd.8391 9 жыл бұрын
Wow, 2 of my favorite KZfaqrs.
@zackipoos1820 9 жыл бұрын
Hi stamp
@aerynstewart248 9 жыл бұрын
Hi stampy I didn't know you liked vsuace
@Dudeface167 7 ай бұрын
The best titles are questions it never occurred to you that it was even possible to think to ask.
@funni_yakuzaseries_fan 5 ай бұрын
Fuck Cancer, all my bois be on the immune system
@samuel-ry7eh 4 жыл бұрын
"Why Don't We All Have Cancer?" *Did he just ask me why im still alive*
@MiguelMendoza-sf5xh 3 жыл бұрын
Yup i ask myself that there is no need
@edvinisgaming3509 3 жыл бұрын
No he didnt
@Sylvillian 3 жыл бұрын
thats what im wondering
@oh-ohstinky5819 3 жыл бұрын
no
@spaghetti4245 3 жыл бұрын
I ask myself why
@uncreativetrash2307 5 жыл бұрын
When a persON dies is it called a persOFF?
@meowBlitz 5 жыл бұрын
UncreativeTrash and off and off and off and off and off and off
@kenneth2519 5 жыл бұрын
Mind fucking blown
@samuraijackoff5354 5 жыл бұрын
We found ourselves a new Einstein.
@DanDan-yy5bo 5 жыл бұрын
i've been dealing with existential depression for 27 years because of this comment, and since then, my dick got stuck in a vacuum cleaner. pls help me.
@quandaledingle4488 5 жыл бұрын
It takes an IQ of 5000 to realise this. My friend, you are as smart as Shaggy.
@greengreenanimations 9 ай бұрын
0:30 stopping little kids from saying only in ohio
@Hithismyyoutubeaccount 9 ай бұрын
Thank you man
@aaroncornish9955 6 ай бұрын
This channel is amazing. This and kurzgesagt should be a part of education programs globally.
@wolffgang101 6 жыл бұрын
So technically I die inside everyday? I knew it wasn't just a feeling.
@floydy8359 6 жыл бұрын
Wolff I’m ded inside.
@dominiquekhanrepvblik163 6 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Bocsaphoto 6 жыл бұрын
Way too edgy
@aldyn4106 6 жыл бұрын
Edge
@Alex-sr7xu 6 жыл бұрын
💀
@ThankMrGoose 5 жыл бұрын
Careful, jump scare at 0:00
@bigchungus7026 5 жыл бұрын
Hi
@axelpetersson5787 5 жыл бұрын
@@bigchungus7026 deadass meme
@JellicleCatz 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, thanks Thanos
@sandrain1233 5 жыл бұрын
Thanos no it’s at 0:00
@tatercatstudios1763 5 жыл бұрын
00:00.5
@NorskaFjordskaOfficial Жыл бұрын
Imagine the millions of cells dying hearing their host watching Vsauce before their death
@jumentoqueanima Жыл бұрын
Lmao.
@ChrisTheDoge 19 күн бұрын
With so many of our cells dying, No wonder the US has a crime problem.
@diamonddog2638 6 жыл бұрын
0:31 When I was a child I used to think the things floating in the sunlight were fairies... And I used to try to inhale the fairies so I could get magical powers like them. I. Was. Eating. Dead. Skin. The. Whole. Time...
@IB_E_Y_O_N_DI 6 жыл бұрын
Diamond Dog *YEP PRETTY MUCH*
@nathangelaude4787 6 жыл бұрын
Diamond Dog you inhale them cause they are everywhere in the air :p
@thef.b.i2705 6 жыл бұрын
This is sad. Alexa play Despacito.
@delphiee 6 жыл бұрын
Diamond Dog OML
@YahwehisGod 6 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@creater650 9 жыл бұрын
Then a dead person is a persOFF
@XxGoldishGamingxX 9 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah
@commanderarc 9 жыл бұрын
And off and off and off And off and off and off And off and off and off
@rafa4964 9 жыл бұрын
not realy
@XxGoldishGamingxX 9 жыл бұрын
Then a person who is going to hell is a Persell like you :D
@Dedonarivl96 9 жыл бұрын
+XxGoldishGamingxX ayy, but um... you play minecraft *boom roasted* your dad died *boom roasted* Abraham lincoln smelled bad *boom roasted*
@noseybee4445 Жыл бұрын
I was learning about this the other day in my Biology class, it's very fascinating.
@chi5455 5 жыл бұрын
“Why don’t all of us have cancer?” *because not all of us watch Jake Paul*
@anishnehete 5 жыл бұрын
😃 😃 😃 Not all us play pubg
@politicallyinaccuratetoast4757 5 жыл бұрын
Not all of us play fortnite
@politicallyinaccuratetoast4757 5 жыл бұрын
Not all of us are furries
@BasedAlaric 5 жыл бұрын
Not all of us are normies
@elhiars9185 5 жыл бұрын
Not all of our mothers are called karen
@dbz287 6 жыл бұрын
2:26 You were on beat for a second.
@namirkrakow1391 6 жыл бұрын
Michel the rapper I want to see it happen
@outdoorsy01 5 жыл бұрын
That fit this description
@0subscriberswithnovideosch774 5 жыл бұрын
Vsauce The Mixtape, coming to a soundcloud near you
@Matt-yq7wp 5 жыл бұрын
SALAD nice one
@newbers 5 жыл бұрын
yuh We have found over 200 diseases All-of-them-fit-dis-description (description)
@SJ-wu9gx 11 күн бұрын
This was 10 years ago and sad part is still no breakthrough in cancer.
@Plaazzzz 4 күн бұрын
saying that there have been no breakthroughs in cancer treatment is not really accurate, there have been new science and technology that help with cancer treatment and sending it into remission but it's true that we still have no reliable cure
@MushuaThePotato 3 сағат бұрын
@@Plaazzzzcancer is inherently incurable Just treatable It’s hard to stop any decay of cells at all.
@kaljr347 4 ай бұрын
Cancer is just cells saying, "Nah, imma do my own thing."
@Tingletext 4 ай бұрын
silly guy
@sol._1 4 ай бұрын
True
@ellioron 7 жыл бұрын
Why don't we all have cancer Because not everyone uses the internet
@user-ty2fd5nu6u 7 жыл бұрын
Jake Paul is the biggest threat for humans
@ellipsis4549 6 жыл бұрын
Dat name tho
@Quince477 6 жыл бұрын
Luke we all have cancer in are bodies, when cells duplicate due to mitosis sometimes it screws up, so technically we have cancer in our bodies because we have cancer cells
@noarsopi1753 6 жыл бұрын
Quince Riles i dont like nerdy commenters (like you)
@bolinkharrie4927 6 жыл бұрын
Luke You can't get cancer through the internet
@Tausif3687 Жыл бұрын
My mom survived stage 4 cancer and I didn't know how serious it was and how lucky my mom was.
@Mixitandblendit Жыл бұрын
Congrats to ur mom bro
@CornBread60 Жыл бұрын
W mom
@saikatsarkar3768 Жыл бұрын
Can she beat Goku tho? Sorry man had to do this
@Mixitandblendit Жыл бұрын
@@saikatsarkar3768 L
@saikatsarkar3768 Жыл бұрын
@@Mixitandblendit so she can't? L mom W Goku 🫤
@oliverpepit1354 Жыл бұрын
Vsauce out of context be like: 2:33
@shepard23 3 ай бұрын
Damn, thank you for this video, it helped me to let go away my mother who passed away due to cancer.... Thank you
@typryor2227 4 жыл бұрын
“Our bodies own internal auto corral is like the auto correct on your phone.”
@scavi 4 жыл бұрын
How could it take 6 years for someone to think of this joke Edit: wait you didn't
@diabeticgrandma2677 4 жыл бұрын
I dont have auto correct '-'
@hasleno1376 4 жыл бұрын
Diabetic Grandma sae
@hasleno1376 4 жыл бұрын
*same*
@scavi 4 жыл бұрын
@@diabeticgrandma2677 hey how's your diabetes going
@Haziel_2728 4 жыл бұрын
Me: **watches Vsause** My cells: **get massacred**
@costamicaco 4 жыл бұрын
@Tristan J.W very honest reply
@dasdasdaxzvea 4 жыл бұрын
@@pierce2617 OH GOD
@Adib-ui1bc Жыл бұрын
6:39 looks like I am not a human after all.
@jayminmistry2903 3 ай бұрын
Started playing Dead Cells and YT recommended this Genius
@peanuts4723 5 жыл бұрын
Michael: *"You have your own autocorrect, which works like autocorrect on your phone"* Me: *"Oh shit"*
@l8604yy 5 жыл бұрын
Oh shot
@grafnosferacula7473 5 жыл бұрын
Oh Sheep
@grafnosferacula7473 5 жыл бұрын
Other Show
@aaronl19 5 жыл бұрын
On sit
@toddhoward7649 5 жыл бұрын
Old ship
@MachineGunX2 3 жыл бұрын
Michael in 2014: Why don't we all have cancer? Michael in 2021: Why do we all have cancer?
@psychoticgamer6853 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😳😂
@filmishit 2 жыл бұрын
what
@johnnyfire8199 2 жыл бұрын
@@filmishit bru
@amizhthanilayaraja884 2 жыл бұрын
💀
@kyovibe 2 жыл бұрын
ok 💀
@zalo_1 3 ай бұрын
This video is exactly 10 years as of today. That's kind of depressing actually...
@fishbarbeque8540 2 ай бұрын
0:37 Thank you I will want to never breath in my house again.
@tralphstreet 4 жыл бұрын
"Your bodie's version of autocorrect is like tha autocorrect on your phone" *oh god*
@omdano6432 4 жыл бұрын
I think you mean Ohio gosh
@Branch-vy6qi 4 жыл бұрын
The* I don’t think you have autocorrect
@tralphstreet 4 жыл бұрын
@@Branch-vy6qi I don't, it's shit, that's the point you pompous ass.
@zachskorick650 4 жыл бұрын
@JBC Channel r/woooosh Oh wait maybe you were just playing along.. maybe I’m the one that got wooshed
@Branch-vy6qi 4 жыл бұрын
Zach Skorick Yep lol
@pointlessco.6363 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Michaels video’s are both super educational and very rewatchable eventhough they’re 6 years old now.
@user-lu1cn5jd4y 3 жыл бұрын
Cell division hasent changed much since then
@slashslash501 3 жыл бұрын
Well at least now I understand English
@da3musceteers 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah same
@RohanSingh-bm7ir 2 жыл бұрын
yeah
@Juergen.Juergenson Жыл бұрын
*8 yrs
@biswaruppramanik2007 5 ай бұрын
7:10 Vsauce - A chicken is just an egg's way of making more eggs 🗿
@Meeegl 3 ай бұрын
Who else is here in 2024 in the middle of the night binging Vsauce knowing fully that you have to wake up early tomorrow 🙃
@serpent1332 5 жыл бұрын
"Vaccines are preventing cervical cancer" Karen: hold my essential oils
@ObjectiveMedia 4 жыл бұрын
"Vaccines are giving people cancer" You: hold my Wikipedia
@vastsolidity2450 4 жыл бұрын
oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah
@nxoxo7322 4 жыл бұрын
oh yeah yeah not the first time i’ve heard of this. was it hard to get?
@nxoxo7322 4 жыл бұрын
oh yeah yeah okay gotcha. so happy it worked for you!
@memereview305 4 жыл бұрын
oh yeah yeah Remember though that he was talking about people who replace legitimate drugs and cures for what they find on Facebook
@Unhelpful 5 жыл бұрын
“Since this video began, more than a million of your cells have died.” *Presses 2x speed frantically*
@vnirwan9639 Жыл бұрын
You didn’t search for this video , did you ?
@senpiesenpai Жыл бұрын
I didn’t search for this video
@mdwaazidwaz8360 3 ай бұрын
I almost didnt recognize micheal
@JojoePlays 3 ай бұрын
mean
@willokeefe1135 5 жыл бұрын
Micheal: ‘We are intelligent and social...’ Me: ‘I’m going to have to stop you right there.’
@willokeefe1135 5 жыл бұрын
Orion D. Hunter Or wait, were you just trying to prove my comment as a joke?
@neth7826 5 жыл бұрын
@Orion D. Hunter Ok.
@craxud2075 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I don't know what the duck is happening
@Snyn.h 4 жыл бұрын
fuck yall niggas, and I’m not black nor white, I’m a fucking battle machine
@satan1189 4 жыл бұрын
Orion D. Hunter wow you have reddit you must be so cool
@aransmeallie5344 7 жыл бұрын
vsauce later went on to befriend idubbbz
@Quince477 6 жыл бұрын
Aran Smeallie 😂😂😂
@Silverwind87 6 жыл бұрын
Wanna hear some spit facts?
@Kaiwala 6 жыл бұрын
Idubbbz is the only type of cancer i want
@sebastianlovelace5609 6 жыл бұрын
Oka-WAIT WHAT!
@ViperoK 6 жыл бұрын
so he befriended cancer?
@itemxtreme31 Жыл бұрын
Of course it was Ohio state university
@rizz_goat1492 3 ай бұрын
10 years later and I got this in my recommended
@Seeker 10 жыл бұрын
Very great video for a very great cause!
@brostepisthebest 10 жыл бұрын
DNEWS YAAAAY
@joelames9848 10 жыл бұрын
DNews commented on something!
@banialy4852 10 жыл бұрын
yah when he say we are daying i thot it beacaus we are killing the braine bay whatshing video ans tv that what my father told me is that trooooo?
@Abelhawk 10 жыл бұрын
bani aly Huh?
@hiimapotato 10 жыл бұрын
Abelhawk *"Yeah when he said we are dying I thought it's because we are killing the brain by watching video and tv that's what my father told me, is that true?"*
@PruneEater 6 жыл бұрын
Dude If our "autocorrect" was the same as my Phone's autocorrect we'd all be dead
@Joe-xo4yg 6 жыл бұрын
MusicIsLife lol 🤣
@victorbaltus1635 6 жыл бұрын
Yep
@musab3d 5 жыл бұрын
Considering that there was pretty much no errors in your sentence, I beg to differ
@NateROCKS112 5 жыл бұрын
Considering, @@musab3d, that "phone" and "if" were capitalized. I beg to differ.
@yo-se6wj 5 жыл бұрын
☭
@geisaune793 5 ай бұрын
This video has such early 2010s energy. And some part of me misses that
@jadencrasta4914 Жыл бұрын
0:30 That aged so good
@thyden2k 5 жыл бұрын
Just figured something out. 6ix9ine is cancer because the cancer zodiac sign (♋️) is 69 but sideways.
@greyfiveys 5 жыл бұрын
Oh damn
@alexhasmangos5162 5 жыл бұрын
Top ten most intelligent anime characters
@mmmchugjug4274 5 жыл бұрын
Despite being different they often go by the same name GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI
@raunopisa6832 5 жыл бұрын
but his name his sixixnineine
@JellicleCatz 5 жыл бұрын
Thyden Korlin Woah
@k29king1 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve survived a relatively mild, yet super rare cancer. I was born, yes actually born with a malignant melanoma on my upper right arm, that was finally successfully removed at age six after x-rays, and cat scans found that it was fully wrapped around the bone and sapping my bone marrow. I was super weak all the time, and couldn’t play with my friends or cousins. Shands in NYC, and Arnold Palmer hospital saved my life when most other doctors said the cancer was too far gone, but they did it, and I just turned 38 four days ago. Cancer sucks.
@proloycodes 2 жыл бұрын
@BradynLee09 cringe
@lastyhopper2792 2 жыл бұрын
@@proloycodes maybe he meant that; his pfp shows that he's still a kid instead of 38 years old?
@proloycodes 2 жыл бұрын
@@lastyhopper2792 still cringe
@AnnoyedBowlOfSpaghetti 2 жыл бұрын
@BradynLee09 you know that a 38 year old can have a son right?
@AnnoyedBowlOfSpaghetti 2 жыл бұрын
@@lastyhopper2792 if he was that young how would he know how to write something like that?
@senpiesenpai Жыл бұрын
Vsauce: those particles you see in the air… is dead human skin Me: and I am breathing it
@starsquirrel2780 5 ай бұрын
Why did I just get this recommended just now..
@enrikajanuleviciute1328 4 жыл бұрын
'You're literally covered in death' Me: I JUST HAD A SHOWER
@arbitr4429 4 жыл бұрын
You literally need to have a shower for eternity non-stop to get rid of those dead cells. But even doing so you still shed off dead cells. Basically you'll never cleanse yourself from death
@enrikajanuleviciute1328 4 жыл бұрын
@@arbitr4429 okay... Its just a joke 😐
@arbitr4429 4 жыл бұрын
@@enrikajanuleviciute1328 😂😂😂😂
@Mefoo 4 жыл бұрын
@@arbitr4429 wHoOoOoOoOsH
@frazebean5117 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mefoo r/ihavereddit and it's r/wooooshwith4os
@CaseyReads 10 жыл бұрын
My family just celebrated my mothers tenth year in remission :) the doctors say it isn't likely the cancer will return
@3209explosion 10 жыл бұрын
Well I am happy for you!
@vinhmach8051 10 жыл бұрын
Congrats to your family! :)
@MaxMikescrool1 10 жыл бұрын
:D
@eliotbrown3364 10 жыл бұрын
congrats man!!!!
@skyrimerplay 10 жыл бұрын
none of us here really know you but we still wish the best for your mother
@izhamroslan7400 Жыл бұрын
10 years from now if i got cancer I’m gonna comment back
@jojoska77 8 ай бұрын
In my country, there was a 12 year old boy who had cancer because of bullying. He always get bullied by other jelous students because he was smart, handsome and brave. He always tried to be the best student because his parent thaught him to be confident. The bully was purposely sliding him (football sliding) from behind and he ended up falling to the ground (not in football field). His leg was injured and the bone was fractured so it needed to be amputated because doctors found that the cells in the fractured area had become cancerous. But it was too late, only one year after that, the cancer had spread rapidly to the spine and other parts of the body. He lost his life and still hasn't gotten justice. Bullying perpetrators do not go to prison because they are still considered kids (12 y.o). Very sad.
@robinlaceishere 5 жыл бұрын
So I'm losing 5.5 grams a day? Nice.
@mahmoudbakro5041 5 жыл бұрын
A week
@flwz2 5 жыл бұрын
But gaining it too
@brandonwhite9270 5 жыл бұрын
And gaining 5.5 grams a week
@mr.freerobux2122 5 жыл бұрын
Basically
@beyondtubular2435 4 жыл бұрын
69
@bruhsoundeffect2558 4 жыл бұрын
Title : why don't we all have Cancer Tik tok: don't worry I'm here to fix that
@yash124 4 жыл бұрын
Tik tok should official added to that 200 types of cancer
@morgziscutejoke5016 4 жыл бұрын
Tik tok *IS* cancer
@ianwagner1698 4 жыл бұрын
No, I think this deserves to be higher on the most cancerous things list kzfaq.info/get/bejne/kKmcqMJ6m7uakYE.html
@zmonex 4 жыл бұрын
Yay
@Bringbackfoodfighttobased 4 жыл бұрын
@@ianwagner1698 that song is garbage and i love it
@OdiOneKenobi Жыл бұрын
Didn't watch the video but I already know the answer: Because not all of us play league of legends
@Davi-ue5un 3 ай бұрын
Not enough space in hospital🌋👹👹😋🤤🤤😏🤥🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠
@firelessone9200 8 жыл бұрын
I was diagnosed with cancer on youtube I had to undergo KEEM-otherapy
@SoumilSahu 8 жыл бұрын
grade will accuse you for plagiarism
@tenchimuyo69 8 жыл бұрын
I am diagnosed with cancer on the internet every day.
@jariusspear 8 жыл бұрын
How long did that take you to think about
@theilkstik7914 8 жыл бұрын
10/10 joke m8
@thealiens386 8 жыл бұрын
that gives you cancer lol
@dm.3047 5 жыл бұрын
Why don't we all have cancer? *Fortnite: I can fix that.*
@cream2257 5 жыл бұрын
Yet you play it everyday...
@dm.3047 5 жыл бұрын
Cream, but I dont.
@gyrozeppeli00 5 жыл бұрын
@@dm.3047 I got so addicted to PUBG I havent played Fortnite yet. I spent so much money in PUBG, more than I can admit, nor leave it and play another game.
@serbiamp4 5 жыл бұрын
@@gyrozeppeli00 PUBG poopoo
@Xavi-uo3mb 5 жыл бұрын
@@serbiamp4 stop acting like a 3 yr old PUBG IS BETTER
@treewithleaf Жыл бұрын
of course ohio state university found that out.
@amosmuzila5960 Жыл бұрын
Nah jit
@amosmuzila5960 Жыл бұрын
A normal day in ohio be like the cells body
@After_dusk-14 Жыл бұрын
Yeah? What’s the problem with that? Idiot
@treewithleaf Жыл бұрын
@@After_dusk-14 sorry if i sounded rude, i was just making a joke about how people say that ohio is not very normal. i probably couldve worded this in a different way but i dont know the other word for it. sorry if i offended you.
@After_dusk-14 Жыл бұрын
@@treewithleaf nah I don’t really care it’s just people seem obsessed with Ohio even though it’s a normal place
@shaggythisisntweed8970 Жыл бұрын
5:48 can we just take a short moment of silence for the age group 1-4. That is just depressing how many children are victims of homicide. Even 5-24 is absurdly high, this world is awful.
@Nikeboi77 6 жыл бұрын
"A chicken is just an eggs way of making another egg." That just blew my mind.
@NightcorEDM 5 жыл бұрын
uhh ok
@talhamahboob4125 5 жыл бұрын
I don't understand...explain please.
@davi.alexandre 5 жыл бұрын
@@talhamahboob4125 Your biology lays on the fact that It doesn't matter what happens to you after you have reproduced and secured the safety and wellbeing of your offspring; you are merely here to reproduce.
@talhamahboob4125 5 жыл бұрын
@@davi.alexandre God damn, what a meaningful life.
@quirenciatala437 5 жыл бұрын
@@talhamahboob4125 life has no meaning to it, it's just what you think it does. Also, life is just a self-repeating chemical reaction.