Bro grandma ain’t dead she just got the banned by an admin

Dinosaurs were removed from the game for being op

The person controlling me is either high, or drunk.

When you walk into a room and forget what you were going to do, the simulators just cancelled your action.

If life is a simulation, people born into rich families are just playing in creative mode

That explains why I always lag when talking to my crush

Is it just me or are there others who sometimes enjoy the comments more that the videos?

I told my mom this and she was like "well even if it's true, what does it matter to us?" and it just left me speechless. She's right, it doesn't matter if we are or aren't

Don’t get scared if you see a ghost It’s just someone in spectator mode

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Whoever is controlling me, send me back to the character creator screen

To the creators of our simulation game: Can you please delete the school update? Or at least put it on easy mode-

Well simulation or not, if I don't pay my bills my lights go out.

So when Hitler killed himself it was just the player rage quitting?

And I thought I was the only one thinking all this in my entire childhood. I feel better now.

Imagine someone left the simulation running, came back and realized that we are self aware and with the fact that we think we're in a simulation

The guy controlling me probably clicked *randomize* while creating me, shrugged, and clicked save.

I feel bad for the person controlling me, he’s trying his best, you can do it man!

It’s all fun and games until they delete our save file.

I always love the comments. They make me enjoy how different people are. Different people from different places. You guys are funny, witty, fast to jump and quick to land. If people walked around in real life with their awesome online personalities, paired with some weed 😎, I think we could end racism lol. Or come close.

who ever is controlling us can someone remind them there anti virus supscription has ran out :(

The guy controling me is so bad in leveling me up like wtf

The dude controlling me is on another level of high I swear

My friend once said in the cafeteria, and I quote, "If this is a simulation, then you guys are the worst simulation friends." We all busted out laughing. Good times...

Whoever is simulating me should use a cheat code and make me win the lottery.

Elon Musk: We are in a simulation People that control our simulation: SIR, THEY ARE BECOMING SELF AWARE AGAIN

I’ve witnessed the glitch before. It was 2017. I was walking towards a flight of stairs and I saw a lady walking towards an elevator. She was about 10 paces away from the elevator and I was just beginning to enter the stairwell. I passed through the stairwell pretty fast, it was only one flight and because I’m young and full of energy and run down stairs like a child. As I got down the stairs I see the older lady well ahead of me on the first floor. There is no way you can add it up so that she was ahead of me. It was impossible. The simulation is real. She glitched ahead of me. (I’ll probably be rebooted because of this). Deuces.

Ever since “The Matrix” talk has been around it has gotten me curious and made me wanna watch the Matrix movie. This is when my interest in the concept really came to life. The whole time I was watching I was thinking, what are the chances that this movie is more than just a movie. That maybe we really are living in a simulation already. A couple months later after watching the movie I took shrooms for the first time and really allowed my mind to drift off, didn’t fight it, just fully accepted everything. What I saw is something I’ll never forget. I remember as time passed, I layed on the floor, looked up at the ceiling and it looked like either ghost or angels coming down to me in all different directions. So close to me that I felt like I could touch them. After seeing that, I wanted to see what I would see if I looked into the ground, and what I saw changed my whole perspective on life. As I looked through the floor, I noticed something. I saw people on the other side staring down at me, but it didn’t feel like it was just me, it was everyone else around me as well. Like they were staring down at us watching from afar, it was like I was behind a glass wall, a whole other world on other side. I saw them doing experiments reaching down onto me as if they were trying to contain me from escaping. As I got more fired up from what I was seeing I starting making these noises that I couldn’t replicate them if I tried. I began growling like an animal angry at what I was seeing happening to me on the other side. As I got louder and angrier trying to fight back they tried more and more to stop it. And eventually my vision of what I was seeing started to fade away slowly until there was nothing there anymore. It felt like I saw something that I wasn’t supposed to see. And it wasn’t the first time this has happened to them either. Whoever they are.

Sooo the Matrix was really just a documentary ....?

If it is a simulation then it's definitely pay to win.

the scariest thing if you were to control a person in a simulation is to have their self-awareness go way up and realize that you are controlling them

To the person controlling me pls do your best to make my life better and fun

Damn, I think my simulation was developed by EA...

*you murder someone* Judge: do you have anything to say for yourself? You: I WAS LAGGING BRO

If we are in a simulation, props to the developers for making it as real and legit as possible, and props to them for making us discover and invent 3D style video games.

I like the idea of "we are a simulation of a higher being similar to us." Which could be connected to the Judeo-christian idea of God creating man in His own image. Interesting take.

Does a fish know it's in water?

The graphics are good, but the tutorial lasted over 18 years!

Maybe when every civilization gets advanced enough, they can create other simulations of their own, and that simulation can create more simulations if they're advanced enough, and so on.

Dear the person who is controlling me. Please let many happy things and success happen to this simulated being 😢

The people who are in africa are playing in hard mode

So if it's a simulation can we re-install 2020 plz I think it has a virus

*checks difficulty* Difficulty: *ASIAN* Me:wut da...

Ive always pondered the idea that every single thought we have inside our brains is planted there like a seed from the higher beings controlling the simulation, thus, controlling us and what we do (like how we control video game character and choose what actions they make) making life just a big video game for higher beings

So I would like to meet the person controlling my avatar like wtf come on man improve me

Global Warming=Overheating Computer

Imagine if this was true and the creators of the simulation are just watching us realise we are not in reality

1:12 I legit checked my phone thinking I accidentally ordered a lyft 🤦‍♂️

So jesus is an admin that visited us

this video prooves eath is square shaped

As I grow older I am convinced that we are in simulation.

As I was watching this I just got a huge existential crisis, and everything just felt weird.

*Time to find some glitches.*

To the person who is controlling me: please buy better equipment. My life is hard.

1:59 I love the way they freeze

If we were within a simulation, wouldn't that mean that we would have set limitations from our true capabilities from the non simulated world, meaning we are forced under rules like in a video game where we cannot leave a certain district of the map, but to us it feels like ground physics like it would to a character in a video game?

The comments on this video are better than the video itself😂

the person controlling me should first play the tutorial!

"we live in simulation" *Laughing in religion

The guy who is controlling me is always left me alone in the middle of mission. Common man do ur job for God’s sake....

If we're in a simulation, I want to change my settings to rich. And give me another inch...

1950: we'll have flying cars in the future 2017: We're living in a simulation

What Indian are saying everyday: "The world is maya"

This puts the whole "created in his image" deal into perspective

People seem to be misunderstanding the concept of being a part of a simulated universe. You aren't a player character, no one is controlling you. You are a non-playable character, AKA an NPC. A good way to think about it is imagine NPCs in video games. Now imagine an NPC so advanced that it has consciousness, artificial intelligence, and an entire life within the confines of the game. That's what you are. There doesn't necessarily have to be anyone actually PLAYING either. A simulation can be run for a variety of purposes, only a few of which require actually jumping in and taking part in the simulation.

2009: minecraft 9002: realcraft

Even if we are in a simulation we should enjoy life while we can

the guy controlling me went afk while making me go to the computer to watch KZfaq therefore me watching KZfaq all day lol

As a great philosopher Selena Gomez once said “Everything is not what it seems”

No wonder. I double jumped once but it got patched the day after

When I finish a game, I either replay it from the beginning or I stop playing.

When you randomly shake that's when theres a glitch

To the person controlling my sim: Make me work harder and stop procrastinating

So, if we do live in a simulation, and I see my pregnant wife give birth to a baby, is that a fake human or is it a player that connects to the server?

I don't just know it, I feel it. I have had so many experiences that can't be explained and ever since I was young I always questioned reality and the illusion of free will. I think that's our biggest weakness is we believe with a certain fact that we are in control of our own decisions when that's not the case at all. The brain is just a big computer of electrical impulses and neurons and even though we have complex emotions and thought, we are still very simple "creatures" with simple "choices". I hope one day we can all break free from this illusion but we are nowhere near anywhere close to understanding the depth of the simulation and its principles.

It's shocking to imagine that this simulation might just be one of a unthinkable number meaning that all this would have happened over and over again without us knowing. Life could be an infinite cycle of the same world and the same events

Hey Player if I'm living a simulation can you assign me a gf ? thanks

Elon Musk should make a cologne line called Elon’s Musk

there is another theory that states that this type of simulation is simply impossible because the computer would eventually brake or slow down witch would make everything stop existing altogether

I can easily prove this wrong: when I hold a mirror up to another mirror, it produces infinite reflections, yet we don’t crash. I don’t think computers (or humans for that matter) can really grasp the concept of infinity, or at least in its entirety. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

So, let's find some cheat codes for this simulation

Can my player upgrade my life pls?

I feel like two people control me since I have two personalities. One is fun and happy and a creative yet the other is quiet and weird and temperamental.

i mean.. someone had developed pokemon IN minecraft.. soo u can play a game in a game in a game..

I don't mind living in a computer simulation, as long as it isn't Windows 10.

Who’s watching this after the 2019.4.23 patch update

1:59 guy on the left is experiencing a glitch in the matrix

Could you imagine the mayhem that would ensue if we all found out we're in a simulation, with no real consequences to your actions, especially if there's no afterlife.

It kills me that everything is a mystery.

It's no wonder Ellon Musk is so successful, he sees Life as a game

To whoever's simulating us, please turn on the firewall! 🤦‍♂️

To accept that we likely live in a simulation we don’t have to assume that humans reach the technological capability to simulate. We only have to accept the possibility that ANY civilization anywhere in the universe at any point in time past present or future is capable of simulating. Humans could very well be a side species

I've always had the thought that deja vu was some sort of glitch in the world.

this game is pay to win

my father used to say "don't be scared of ghosts, be scared of the livings"

We all have experienced sadness from love, this pain we experienced is there to make sure we never doult this force that bind us; LOVE! We are as « real » as this pain we experience from loosing one another and, therefore, we are as « real » as this love that bind us.

I think Elon Musk has been watching The Matrix a lot, probably the whole trilogy

so which pill did you take, blue or red?

How do I get an upgrade to my Sim character? Just a slight tweak to my motivation and procrastination, maybe lessen the chronic fatigue and daily agitation, maybe include less time sleeping and more time dedicated to keeping my life organized, and a general feeling of wellbeing and passion for the things I love and already have in my life, if maybe they can level up my energy and put it towards keeping a tidier home and space with some awesome organizational skills and maybe a bit more drive for myself and the people and things in my life. That would be great. I appreciate everything I have , and if it isn't too much trouble, maybe I could finally be allowed to have a home and family with the man I love and not have to be a single mom the rest of my life, and my kids could actually have a father figure in their life who they could actually look up to , and help raise them right. Thats it ..that's all. That's all i want.

Can whoever controls me, PLEASE let me stick to my diet? lol :D