Why I don't deep sea fish from a kayak anymore

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Why I don't deep sea fish from a kayak anymore

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7 жыл бұрын

Have you ever pointed at the screen and said this when watching Shark Week on the Discovery channel?
This very thing happened to me one time, although not in this particular video.
This is a very cool close call vid from expert kayak fisherman Mark McCracken.
His channel is entertaining escape, and I recommend checking it out, liking and subscribing!
Here is the original link.....
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@skd 6 жыл бұрын

I bet the shark uploaded a video too: "Why I don't attack kayaks anymore"

@therineusbassman 6 жыл бұрын

Serial Killers Documentaries lmao

@brendanw2504 6 жыл бұрын

This was the comment I kept scrolling for

@res5878 6 жыл бұрын

lol. this is too funny.

@leowong5298 6 жыл бұрын

You are brilliant, mate.

@ThatOneWeirdChannell 6 жыл бұрын

Serial Killers Documentaries thats funny last time.i checked sharks cant upload jokes on u bud

@Mykenai 3 жыл бұрын

The irony. It's a hammerhead. And then there's this guy. Hammering him, on the head.

@vosboss9761 3 жыл бұрын

loooool

@firerider669 3 жыл бұрын

I was born for this moment

@brimster-valorantaggressiv3419 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, the balance of the universe

@Reir0o 3 жыл бұрын

Take my like sir

@thisaspamchannel 3 жыл бұрын

HAAAA!!!! I get it! Cuz like... it's called a hammer-head and like... hes hitting him on the - nevermind

@itellyouforfree7238 11 ай бұрын

It's impressive how confident and determinate he remained despite being repeatedly punched in the face

@MadFox-jr6by 10 ай бұрын

Hammerheads have been called the most aggressive shark species.

@oneofthosepeople2101 9 ай бұрын

@@MadFox-jr6byis that true? I always thought they were not one of the really dangerous ones. I thought tiger sharks, bull sharks and great whites were the bad ones.

@MadFox-jr6by 9 ай бұрын

I'm going off what my Hawaii family have told me. Tigers and Hammerheads are their biggest fear when diving. @@oneofthosepeople2101

@patentexperts1675 8 ай бұрын

It must have been one hungry shark to keep taking paddle beating.

@thatoneeagle7895 8 ай бұрын

@@oneofthosepeople2101ye there’s been almost no hammer head attacks from what I’ve read, I think it’s cause that weird head of theirs does some sort of electrical stuff to identify food, so it’s really good at telling what’s good and not good to eat - take this with a grain of salt I ain’t a marine biologist

@stevep959 10 ай бұрын

I was doing some research a few years ago about a kayak to fish from in the saltwater. One of the things I was interested in, was coloured kayaks that sharks seemed more interested in. I can't remember what colour it was from the research I did, but it was either yellow or orange from memory. Impressed how that guy kept his nerve fending those sharks off, sitting on his shark biscuit.

@cdlc5256 8 ай бұрын

I believe that colour is known as Yum Yum Yellow. 😂

@stevep959 8 ай бұрын

@@cdlc5256😂

@mopsity3 8 ай бұрын

Having a hard time believing this according to google sharks can't see color so why would they be interested in colored kayaks?

@mrosskne 8 ай бұрын

Maybe it's about brightness?

@markhill9275 8 ай бұрын

Come to Aus, great salt water kayak fishing to be had up the top end. Especially for the long tailed long mouthed estaurine fish,

@andrewmarian7488 3 жыл бұрын

Some dude on a boat 200 yards away: “that guy can’t kayak worth shit”

@nathangibson3049 3 жыл бұрын

I have read a lot of the comments and they are good but this is the only one that made me lol!

@mortalclown3812 3 жыл бұрын

@smoothiegreenburg6065 3 жыл бұрын

bahahahahhahah

@t.j.furness 3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO!!!!💀

@williamd1891 3 жыл бұрын

I was doing good at keeping my coffee in until this one. I lost it because I would be that dude.

@Temarah 2 жыл бұрын

I dunno what’s more impressive, the 100% accuracy this dude has with his paddle or the hammerhead’s sheer determination despite the 100% hit accuracy.

@Spin24Doctor 2 жыл бұрын

I did not notice it was a hammerhead until I saw your comment and verified by pausing at 0:32.

@sassykat2000 2 жыл бұрын

This is why I love the comment section. I hadn't a clue what kind of shark it is! Thanks OP and for the time stamp: Perfect.

@daveybass655 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@DeuceGenius 2 жыл бұрын

I thi k he liked it

@iShowUnusualBehavior 2 жыл бұрын

That plastic paddles too soft. Ive always wanted to try kayak fishing at sea, luckily im land locked. Now i know if i try this, im definitely bringing the Louisville slugger or a gun(if law permits).

@johnberry2877 7 ай бұрын

Been a diver for over 40 years and I NEVER thought a kayak on the ocean was a smart move. The moment you go into the sea you automatically take several steps down on the food chain!

@aquariandawn4750 6 ай бұрын

Human beings seem to have a terrible habit of forgetting that they're made out of meat

@hellasboy8243 4 ай бұрын

But a diver IN the ocean is??🙄

@Dryzual 4 ай бұрын

Dressing up in a seal costume does not seem safer.

@erikkkkkkk914 4 ай бұрын

wat

@keimat4470 28 күн бұрын

@@hellasboy8243hammerheads leave divers alone. But a kayak attracts curious sharks that might try to topple it.

@cald1421 11 ай бұрын

“That’s the last time I go deep sea fishing in my kayak” is right up there with “that’s the last time I go skydiving with this old bed sheet as my parachute”

@ThomDammers Ай бұрын

Golden comment

@jimbomacgee3499 8 күн бұрын

LMFAO

@andyf3269 3 жыл бұрын

No ones going to point out the fact that this guy has a 100% hit rate lol

@alrightthere1868 3 жыл бұрын

Andy F he missed a few times still impresive as hell i could not do that at all

@sed8me69 3 жыл бұрын

The Dude could get 100% "other" shots on N64's Golden Eye... funniest, unknown, hard to do stat that one..

@austinl3802 3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say he’s connecting a lot. just imagine losing the paddle :o

@TheHorrySheetShow 3 жыл бұрын

Lol so true!

@StepAutomator 3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit hahaha that hit rate! this guy is a boss!

@Mirandorl 4 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to edit this with a health bar over the shark

@Sugalolo 4 жыл бұрын

Brooo 😂😂😂

@bruuhblackboih8777 4 жыл бұрын

TheDroidBay u gaved me a nice idea mate

@Mirandorl 4 жыл бұрын

@@bruuhblackboih8777 awesome! If you make a vid please send me a link, I 'd love to see it!

@bruuhblackboih8777 4 жыл бұрын

TheDroidBay I’m waiting next week so I can use my computer and I will send link

@Mirandorl 4 жыл бұрын

@@bruuhblackboih8777 haha great!

@ianlloyd6812 7 ай бұрын

Those sharks are moving so fast! Kudos to the guy. He’s deadly with the paddles and keeping his balance at the same time!

@USCFlash 7 ай бұрын

Poster - "Why I don't deep sea fish from a kayak anymore" Me - "Why I don't deep sea fish from a kayak in the first place"

@gabe6625 Жыл бұрын

I’ve never thought to myself “deep sea fishing from a kayak sounds like a great idea today”

@2pugman Жыл бұрын

You're going to need a bigger kayak !

@Mail80 Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@ulitmategamer1611 Жыл бұрын

lol

@dragonsember Жыл бұрын

Ive done it its wonderful, and the sharks usually don't bother you.

@carltonmenzies7558 Жыл бұрын

🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

@kbto 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine the hammerhead goes back to the other sharks and goes: bro I’m not lying dude the sky banana started hitting me

@prestonkline3295 3 жыл бұрын

Aleksandar Gojovic sky banana🤣

@paulbuysellwell2876 3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😅😊

@CherryFlower24 3 жыл бұрын

sky banana omg lmao rofl

@luns486 3 жыл бұрын

So he doesn't know what a kayak is, but bananas are old news?

@quincampen3356 3 жыл бұрын

@@luns486 yeah mate, when god created the ocean he set a bunch of bananas into the ocean to show the sharks what they're missing out on

@JWilliamsLangley 8 ай бұрын

You need a "Not a dolphin" sign. Sincerely, glad you made it! As a species we take a few steps down from our top position on the food chain when we enter deep water, but your brain and thumbs carried you through. /respect

@danny-FL 9 ай бұрын

Im sitting here laughing thinking some primal people were in that same spot 40,000 years ago under the same instincts fighting off predators 😂

@RudyAyoub 5 жыл бұрын

Shark: "Chill it's just a prank bro"

@rogermedina4155 5 жыл бұрын

Almost got you bro!!!!!!!!!

@davidanunez2 5 жыл бұрын

Rudy Ayoub 😆😆😆😆😆

@davidxlte 5 жыл бұрын

Shark : Why are you running?

@tkcaapi2876 5 жыл бұрын

😁😄🤣😂😂🚑😅😅😅

@william... 5 жыл бұрын

Nada 049 and Rudy Ayoub LMAO 😂

@warg5349 6 жыл бұрын

He prob left a good review for the paddle tho

@3434rocky 6 жыл бұрын

Angel Corona no kidding

@Adanac87 6 жыл бұрын

“i give this paddle 5 stars, why you ask? i speared a shark 20 times with it and still works like a charm”

@bluegaming8194 6 жыл бұрын

Angel Corona I'm laughing so hard at all this jokes💀😂😂😂

@warg5349 6 жыл бұрын

Glad I was able to make so many laugh, thank you for the likes. 😃

@TR1GR4MPR0DUCT10N5 6 жыл бұрын

Best comment 😂

@frezordeluxe3854 8 ай бұрын

I love how he is just hammering the hammerhead xD

@hombre2244 8 ай бұрын

I would have either A. dropped the oar in the first shot B. Capsized trying to look backwards C. All of the above

@mullimulli6259 5 жыл бұрын

That shark definitely wanted to eat you. I know this because that's how I circle cheesecake

@AudioGlitch42 5 жыл бұрын

^^ underrated

@LG-yp7ot 5 жыл бұрын

AudioGlitch42 very

@OfficialCritz 5 жыл бұрын

I love this

@NICHOLASRGLORIOSO 5 жыл бұрын

mulli mulli LMFAO!!! ME TOO!! 😂😂😂

@Harnosharn 5 жыл бұрын

That was funny

@remainprofane7732 3 жыл бұрын

“Derek, you won’t believe it. There’s a chimpanzee floating over there with the shittiest spear I’ve ever seen”

@kagamitaiga9167 3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@gregholtz1843 3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@zolty_produkcja 3 жыл бұрын

@Ricardo5911jakakak 3 жыл бұрын

Idk why but i read this with an australian accent

@stretch8390 3 жыл бұрын

Great comment :D

@nadersherif5742 4 ай бұрын

Wow that’s the most persistent shark I’ve ever seen!

@darz_k. 7 ай бұрын

The awkward moment you go fishing, and the fish hunt you.

@hanson4035 6 жыл бұрын

That shark was as persistent as KZfaq Red

@thill9k 6 жыл бұрын

CHANCE CYCLE seriously they don't stop.

@JGThePresent 6 жыл бұрын

CHANCE CYCLE what about KZfaq TV? They worse than Red and the shark combined.

@saras.7928 6 жыл бұрын

CHANCE CYCLE gosh dang 😂

@nordicgoddess1141 6 жыл бұрын

CHANCE CYCLE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@artchemist4460 6 жыл бұрын

That shark WAS KZfaq Red

@Snackjoker7 4 жыл бұрын

This should be the commercial for the company that made that paddle

@iliilili310 4 жыл бұрын

"Spank me kayak daddy" ||=8D

@tinyshawn1991 4 жыл бұрын

For sure

@spinkgo 4 жыл бұрын

@isaacverrall8782 4 жыл бұрын

Loooool

@peterna7232 4 жыл бұрын

A paddle that keeps the sharks away. Get yours now.

@Oli92_ 8 ай бұрын

The fact that anyone does this in the first place is what really gets me.

@M_K_M_K_M_K 8 ай бұрын

“Let’s lure some shark food towards my little wobbly raft, out on the ocean :)” 😅

@ArkLord001 11 ай бұрын

back in the 70's a study on shark attacks on swimmers was done and it was found (at the time) that over 80% of the swimmers had something in common. They wore what was called "Yum-Yum Yellow" bathing suits or an Orange bathing suit. Clearly there are far more reasons for a shark to attack a swimmer depending on the circumstances but as a fisherman, I use Chartreuse and yellow baits often because fish hit them. It stands to reason that the yellow kayak your in is that perfect shade of yellow to attack the attention of something hungry enough to think it can make a meal out of it. Glad you're still around in 1 piece ;)

@olivierjulian2836 9 ай бұрын

Your POW is corroborated by one particular incident who occurred in WSl surf final in Jeffrey's bay South Africa . Mick Fanning was "attacked" by a 10 feet great white shark , as he was on his surfboard the shark came at his contact , he fall from his board and punched several time the shark on his head and eyes , the shark flew and jets assist came and pick up Mr Fanning , after that the fact his board was spray paint under deck in a bright yellow color to give the judge a clear view that he was surfing on the rail and his maneuvers were radical and powerful. Then local shark specialist from research center pointed the fact that this particular "attack" was more triggered by curiosity of this young shark and by the fact that shark don't seen the colors like human , in this case yellow fluorescent colors had excited his curiosity .

@Fomites 8 ай бұрын

80%? Nope.

@devantebrown179 3 жыл бұрын

Shark: We have been trying contact you about your cars extended warranty

@ssgootyj 3 жыл бұрын

Bro 😂

@justbob4731 3 жыл бұрын

@@ssgootyj Good one !

@jaquanfields304 3 жыл бұрын

Facts‼️‼️‼️‼️

@KSBrooks 3 жыл бұрын

No kidding LMAO

@susanolson3611 3 жыл бұрын

I get those calls every day. ugg

@jy1598 3 жыл бұрын

man: hits the shark shark: painfully addictive, let’s do that again

@jadiellima8922 3 жыл бұрын

Free BDSM ... Not that I've ever paid for it

@vincentdanielparaiso4705 3 жыл бұрын

shark was masochist

@Nomadisanisland 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 hilarious!!!

@hitroy1054 3 жыл бұрын

@@themichelleegan come again?

@itzcaydin9324 3 жыл бұрын

@@hitroy1054 the man is asleep

@ObsoleteNode 7 ай бұрын

after watching this for 20 seconds, the line from Jaws "gonna need bigger boat" came to mind.

@Pays2Win 8 ай бұрын

Honestly man, that’s some Shaolin Monk paddle work you put in. Impressive.

@dinkleberg2935 3 жыл бұрын

"Excuse me sir do you know the way to-" "Sir please" "Sir im just trying to find my -" "Sir please I need to get back, do you kn-" "SIR PLEASE STOP HITTING ME"

@damionpyrogames4057 3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@marjanx1231 3 жыл бұрын

Shark be like “ I’m just tryna get to the beach”

@edmeister6770 3 жыл бұрын

This comment was the funniest outta this whole section😂😂😂

@weekendwankere69 3 жыл бұрын

Cute!

@silntbtrfly 3 жыл бұрын

😅🤣😂

@nickbenedetti2203 3 жыл бұрын

In Hawaii, it's not recommended to wear yellow in the ocean due to looking like turtle belly which looks like food. This guys basically a huge turtle with some weird hidden stabby antenna.

@onyxmorning7764 3 жыл бұрын

Lol, that's one spikey turtle.

@niritalberg6161 3 жыл бұрын

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

@MrDanSpank 3 жыл бұрын

'Yum Yum Yellow' is what they call it

@Xelif9 3 жыл бұрын

@LibertyIsDead isnt hitting a hammerhead on his dead supposed to really hurt them because of all the nerves it has in there?

@femshep4018 3 жыл бұрын

They did a myth busters on that

@willhinzman7768 11 ай бұрын

Usually when prey fights back the shark will give up but damn that’s one determined shark bro

@jermaineartis4323 11 ай бұрын

Hammerhead like: Dude, quit poking me. Someone said you left your lights on in the parking lot!

@zach.baker0627 3 жыл бұрын

Shark: “excuse me good sir do you know how to get to-“ WHACK

@glace5620 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@belphemoth6639 3 жыл бұрын

This one genuinely made me laugh out loud at the thought

@glace5620 3 жыл бұрын

@@belphemoth6639 Me too, 😆😆😆, witty and funny on that one, I had a good laugh alright

@jcgurl3773 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@blazeking7040 3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭🤣🤣 classic

@ZetaRL 3 жыл бұрын

Adrenaline turned this man into Darth Maul for two straight minutes

@nateh1456 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@an9l1c1sm6 3 жыл бұрын

I'm watching this with no sound in bed.. And now u made me laugh out loud and wake up my wife...... :( lol...

@aredits3944 3 жыл бұрын

My hatred kept my spirit intact even though my body was not.

@ChopperGreg 3 жыл бұрын

Bahahahaha this made me lol.

@MindBoggling01 3 жыл бұрын

Ha, did you notice the brand name of the paddle? He was really using the FORCE.

@tigerclaw4537 17 сағат бұрын

My title would have read “Why I would never even consider ocean fishing from a Kayak”

@Suraj2561997 3 жыл бұрын

When your life is dependent on a whack-a-mole game

@Smiley957 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@PrattJasonAshton 3 жыл бұрын

Totally

@johnross5087 3 жыл бұрын

Haaa.. that's great! 8) ty for this

@taylorsing2129 3 жыл бұрын

Suraj Sonule PFFT

@thomasg690 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@SIenderplier 3 жыл бұрын

This is the most intense game of whack-a-mole i've ever seen.

@gpozdol7912 3 жыл бұрын

Please don't say " be like". You sound like a moron.

@fillerfiller4027 3 жыл бұрын

G Pozdol 1) you replied to the wrong guy 2) Fuck you. No one cares what you think. Dumbass

@MrTristan03 3 жыл бұрын

@@gpozdol7912 You be like "wahhhhhhhh"

@dankoproductions6475 3 жыл бұрын

@DontBeSalty Kek this is my dream, i never thought id be talking to the ceo of missing the mark online for real! Will you autograph my shirt? I even drew an outline cuz i know thinking on the spot is hard for you 💙

@dankoproductions6475 3 жыл бұрын

@DontBeSalty Kek if i could shake your hand i would be, i love calling out retards for no other reason than to see them struggle to respond

@nathanhitt8229 5 ай бұрын

This is literally the one thing I thought about every time I saw a video of someone sea kayaking

@moh.al-shamieramier9965 9 ай бұрын

100% calmness 100% accuracy 💪 nailed it.

@foxbat51 3 жыл бұрын

Sad thing is, that kayaker realised later that he'd dropped his wallet and the shark was just trying to return it.

@katherinerosemore274 3 жыл бұрын

Oh noooo😦

@josiah8492 3 жыл бұрын

Don’t judge a book by it’s cover

@alopezhervis 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@NickRanger 3 жыл бұрын

Coulda been worse. Coulda been a loan shark?

@100thApe 3 жыл бұрын

That shark works for Chick-fil-A 🔥🔥🔥

@reedhedin2777 3 жыл бұрын

I’m more impressed he did this all without yelling or swearing once

@TheBadGuy15 3 жыл бұрын

Could have sworn at like 0:23 he said oh fuck lol

@IceBear702 3 жыл бұрын

That’s what happens when your in focused survival mode lol

@kitlee172 3 жыл бұрын

@@IceBear702 That’s what I was thinking. I couldn’t believe he actually caught it on camera. 😳

@TmanT321 3 жыл бұрын

Fear is the greatest tool to make a man focus.

@TheSkyline35 3 жыл бұрын

@@dmac5385 We may have not seen the same video then.

@blazer4999 7 ай бұрын

If you go deep sea fishing in shark country with bait in the water and on the kayak, you quickly become the bait as well.

@chrisgrieve7735 11 ай бұрын

Hammerhead sharks look like they came from space. Off the top of my head I can't think of a more unique looking shark. Glad you lived to tell the tale and show us this amazing video.

@user-zy6ej9we5d 8 ай бұрын

Basking shark, Megamouth shark, Goblin shark, Angel shark, Frilled shark, Sawshark, Cookiecutter shark

@kimchester1934 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is having the most intense boss fight of his life

@Omni_Kyo 3 жыл бұрын

Sumi is better

@hennyboii2951 3 жыл бұрын

That’s the best way to put it

@DepthSeek 3 жыл бұрын

@@Omni_Kyo no lie

@nathanayers1892 3 жыл бұрын

He decided to keep the tutorial weapon aswell I see, brave man

@offendersofficial 3 жыл бұрын

Now all we need is sealed vessel OST

@OyunumuzTehlike 3 жыл бұрын

guy: SMACK Shark: Harder daddy guy: What ? Shark: what ?

@drink_water. 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Quaxced 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@rinaldybastar 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@poppychula 3 жыл бұрын

lmaooooooooo legendddd

@MacGuyver77 3 жыл бұрын

Daddy chill...

@cheftuan 8 ай бұрын

Sea puppy just wanted kisses!

@raylopez99 8 ай бұрын

True. "According to the Florida Museum of Natural History’s International Shark Attack File (ISAF), there has never been a fatal hammerhead shark attack on a human."

@knuxuki1013 7 ай бұрын

This is the first time I've ever seen a shark attack like this. I could feel the fear and the focus watching this but I'm sure it's never going to match what you experienced here

@charliecook-pt6gu 6 ай бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hJ-fYNFz2c_ZloU.html

@jqtc 3 күн бұрын

its because of the kayak color. theyre attracted to yum yum yellow

@kanwarsingh1079 2 жыл бұрын

Shark with his fin out: How does he know everytime that I am coming.

@apachaiking2363 2 жыл бұрын

Whole time i was like buddy u could win this in an instant if u attacked from a lower angle lmaoooo he wasting so much capability attacking from the suface 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@crispysocksss 2 жыл бұрын

@@apachaiking2363 i coulda ate the yaker. the shark was too dumb

@zacklarez 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought they attack 3-dimensionally, like will come from above or below. Anyway, it was probably going, "dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun" too.

@jaygasper4853 2 жыл бұрын

Lol. That's really funny I remember a comedian doing a bit about how sharks don't know their fins are showing. Reminds me of that

@apachaiking2363 2 жыл бұрын

"He has eyes all around him and sees me no matter where i attack from!!" - the shark probably

@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 6 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile in Atlantis: Shark asking for directions is attacked by human on a kayak

@TengokuRyu 6 жыл бұрын

Brenda princesa Lindaa you're so cute & smart & pretty

@hecht0520 6 жыл бұрын

TengokuRyu *this comment sponsored by r/niceguys*

@cryogenicwaif4688 6 жыл бұрын

TengokuRyu creeper

@TengokuRyu 6 жыл бұрын

CryogenicWaif chill

@erinsherman7058 6 жыл бұрын

TengokuRyu how would you know...

@django9713 Ай бұрын

That was so intense. Well played bro that shark wanted some bad and you reacted perfectly. One nudge away from the end there throughout that entire encounter

@gmshadowtraders 8 ай бұрын

Homie you stood! Never back down! Respect!

@diGritz1 6 жыл бұрын

Can't wait to see the Sharks video.... Why I don't eat at the Kayak Buffet anymore.

@dramamine755 6 жыл бұрын

diGritz1 lmao

@irishnicolesanti1203 6 жыл бұрын

Omg 😂

@nickname9019 6 жыл бұрын

Not bad ...😂

@thekurtmagirt 6 жыл бұрын

diGritz1 Best KZfaq comment I've read in a while!

@explicittunes6492 6 жыл бұрын

diGritz1 😂😂😂😂

@jarbird83 3 жыл бұрын

This is literally the quietest anyone has ever been on a KZfaq video. And most other videos have 100% less shark attacks happening.

@nikkoval8490 3 жыл бұрын

Man was FOCUSED, i saw those relfexes

@martymaloney1032 3 жыл бұрын

Nikko Gotze I would have been swearing up a storm.

@duckdisco 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Jarbird-for real lol'd for some reason...

@J0EB0B555 3 жыл бұрын

Well he doesn't want to scare the fish away

@perbulen4896 3 жыл бұрын

I think it's because of the sharks

@kristengottula9337 9 ай бұрын

Hammerheads?! Level 100+!!! Good on you, you're amazing, glad you're still around ❤

@DavidSaintOnge2007 11 ай бұрын

This reminds me of a documentary I saw where a native was summoning sharks from his canoe to sustain his village. It went a lot differently than this encounter.

@ethanm3480 3 жыл бұрын

Guy: “So anyway I hit the thing with my paddle a whole bunch.” Shark: “So anyway it turns out it wasn’t a turtle.”

@latinbroly 3 жыл бұрын

Turtles got a buff brah.

@leandrososacastillo7856 3 жыл бұрын

Jajajaja

@KE28935 3 жыл бұрын

I clicked for the video, I stayed for all the comments

@jw6405 3 жыл бұрын

lmfao, this comment is gold!

@avamasquerade 3 жыл бұрын

Shark: "Wouldn't even let me bite it so it bleeds out a lil and weakens so I can finish it off with minimal risk of injury"....uh, I mean wouldn't even let me "taste test" to uh... "make sure" it isn't human...

@AF1Creed 2 жыл бұрын

I like how you can tell he's gotten past the point of being scared, he's just straight up pissed off at it and wants the beat the sh*t out of it 😂

@4Mikes4Mindset4 2 жыл бұрын

What a lesson learned with a shark

@JoshBabin 2 жыл бұрын

@@4Mikes4Mindset4 part 2: Man says fuck it, jumps off kayak and beats shark to death

@andyxox4168 2 жыл бұрын

I’m sure the shark feels the same!

@markt2609 2 жыл бұрын

He just elevated in power level from “Fisherman Lvl 1” to “Spearman Lvl 2” XD

@basedbear1605 2 жыл бұрын

@@JoshBabin except that would have been the second he died.

@dirk1998 4 күн бұрын

Shark: Mi Amor "Fuck off!" Shark: just a nibble. "No go away!"

@gualterwins 6 күн бұрын

Plot twist: The hammerhead is hooked to the fishing line and can’t go anywhere.

@sown5996 3 жыл бұрын

The most intense game of whack-a-mole ever played.

@alexpearson8481 2 жыл бұрын

😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shadowwarrior2030 2 жыл бұрын

More like whack a shark. Lol

@shitloveaduck 2 жыл бұрын

I agree!! Well said!!!

@ThePCguy17 2 жыл бұрын

"original comment" has officially risen above the actual original comment

@brandibobandi 2 жыл бұрын

I chuckled good, thank you. 😅

@mikeniggaperry5221 6 жыл бұрын

Mans just beat the shit out of a shark for a solid 2 min

@olivergonzalez1358 6 жыл бұрын

aaron dancyger 😂

@memenation159 6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@quinnvitums5184 6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@40kgtwink44 6 жыл бұрын

Bitch i almost died of laughter

@MellowMandyArt 6 жыл бұрын

aaron dancyger you have no idea how hard I was laughing at this.Im in tears 😂😭😭😭😭💀💀💀

@nobodyimportant4778 8 ай бұрын

Shark is just shrugging off those hits with its armored skin up until he head-on collides with the last jab and recoils like ow that actually hurt

@clivejohnson6468 11 ай бұрын

Nearly a Darwin award there.

@a.i.chemist2261 3 жыл бұрын

Hammerhead unable to control his excitement when owner returns from deployment.

@adamantz7682 3 жыл бұрын

this one got me

@inflameslp311 3 жыл бұрын

Haha put some sweet emotional music in the background

@captainmeadows6307 3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@eligebrown8998 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@caribbeansunset5011 3 жыл бұрын

Yess, I just saw this one...hehe, with the dog🤣🤣🤣you tube be trippin

@alexbrown7015 3 жыл бұрын

I’m not by any means an expert, but deep sea kayak fishing seems like a fairly terrible idea

@StrengthFromGiving 3 жыл бұрын

Next he will realize roller-blading in the middle of an intersection is a bad idea as well.

@etherealstars5766 3 жыл бұрын

I imagine those surreal artworks of gigantic sea monsters right out of sight below the kayak.

@mitchellfrancis8978 3 жыл бұрын

If you live your life like that you’ll have no fun

@lean4308 3 жыл бұрын

Alex Brown quite common, this is extremely rare

@trailerparkjesus1595 3 жыл бұрын

Mitchell Francis there’s a difference between taking risk and being stupid 😂

@Brunnen_Gee 5 күн бұрын

"Here fishy fishy" _fish shows up_ "Not like that!"

@justacuteonigiri 7 ай бұрын

Dudes on the beach: That guy really doesnt know how a kayak works huh

@pepsidragon1 6 жыл бұрын

the graphics are ok but the gameplay is trash.

@juanmanuelcorrea7673 6 жыл бұрын

kinez 12345 And it runs at 30fps

@UGLYBOYwrld 6 жыл бұрын

kinez 12345 😂😂😂

@KenjiAsakura09 6 жыл бұрын

6/10 too much water IGN~

@Saffy2099 6 жыл бұрын

Pharao Stehfan Yeah and Xbox too

@tristanknight5693 6 жыл бұрын

kinez 12345 far cry six looking dope af

@DerRumo 4 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one, who thinks, that deep sea fishing with a kayak sounds like a "hold my beer" decision and not like a valid option?

@andrewcohee1699 4 жыл бұрын

fishing is inherently dangerous. Which is why even a state like California with some of the most strict gun laws in the country allows open carry while fishing. Shit just like this could be solved with a good buckshot to the dorsal fin. Seriously no joke I’ve had a straight up near smack down with a mountain lion. I wasn’t carrying at the time. Same situation as this. SURVIVE. Props to this guy. Props. You’re a beast.

@zacharyradford5552 4 жыл бұрын

Humans have been doing it since they started going onto the seas and oceans. It’s nothing new.

@hunterbunn1404 4 жыл бұрын

It’s not deep sea, the shore is right there...

@JohnC420. 4 жыл бұрын

Lol I was thinking something similar

@zacharyradford5552 4 жыл бұрын

@@hunterbunn1404 It’s possible it’s over 100 feet where he’s at just because lands right there don’t mean shit around Alcatraz prison the water is 43 feet deep and under the Golden Gate Bridge It is 350. In the Bahamas you can go 27 miles offshore and still it only be 30 feet deep. So how far you are from shore don’t always come into play for water depth.

@luissarah4355 9 күн бұрын

Holy 💩This must’ve been the longest 2 minutes for you 😫 it felt really long for me just watching it! I feel you’ve made the right call lol 🙌🏼

@rokkyman4000 8 ай бұрын

That fin peaking above the surface of the water is the stuff movies are made of

@BaxxyGaming 7 жыл бұрын

I just watched a man beating a shark with a paddle for 2 whole minutes...

@nettocxxx 7 жыл бұрын

Kevin Zou Us too.

@tgang5212 7 жыл бұрын

Me n my family as well

@neonblkhole 7 жыл бұрын

Foer Hoen what the FUCK

@birdmanomgwtfbbq 7 жыл бұрын

Foer Hoen Pics or it didn't happen.

@fbhacent 7 жыл бұрын

Fundy i can send u some links, but watch at ur own risk lol

@tedc161 7 жыл бұрын

He just wanted to play. You can tell by the way he was wagging his tail.

@doom3166 7 жыл бұрын

tedc161 HAHHAAHAHA

@williamdeal8255 7 жыл бұрын

tedc161 exactly and the dude in The kayaks hitting them with a f****** paddle the f*** is wrong with people

@luislatinoman7055 7 жыл бұрын

william deal Maybe he doesn't know shark behavior. For all he knows that shark is hungry as shit and he's sitting in a kayak like a bucket of mother fuckin chicken.

@lpharmer3496 7 жыл бұрын

Luis Rios ----- the joke ---- --your head--

@luislatinoman7055 7 жыл бұрын

LuKas Pharmer So my head is a joke?

@bradleycanady7841 11 ай бұрын

This video would be a great commercial for that paddle company😂 so durable it will fend off sharks lol

@jamesb3092 8 ай бұрын

Wow 😮 it was determined! Glad you’re safe!

@freedomm 4 жыл бұрын

Hammerhead Shark leaves review on Yelp: "Don't even bother with that place. The food is very difficult to eat and I didn't even get a taste. One star.".

@TheShadowless 4 жыл бұрын

Food started fighting back with a spear of some sort. Didn’t hurt too much but he got me in the eye. 1/5 stars for me 🙁

@clementemissylei3704 4 жыл бұрын

Lol🤣🤣

@TheRiyazSaiyed 4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@aziza6574 3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@aziza6574 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheShadowless it's the eye for me😭😭

@Truthlitter 3 жыл бұрын

And that's how hammerheads got their head shape through evolution.

@afbdreds 3 жыл бұрын

Lamarck liked this.

@nightshadowyt5860 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@racynemiguel 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, Homo Sapiens used to beat them while kayaking on the stone age

@felixahelixa3233 3 жыл бұрын

this killed me

@notaspeck6104 11 ай бұрын

This gives me the same feeling I get when there's a very persistent fly at the dinner table... although slightly heightened.

@tripoint23x 11 ай бұрын

This is pure concentration if this was a sport he would get first place medal. Can’t believe how aggressive the shark was maybe it was just playing cause there so friendly

@thefancytiefling 9 ай бұрын

My man has that primitive caveman accuracy. Perfect spear thrust With that paddle

@charliemerrell 3 жыл бұрын

This doesn’t fill me with confidence in the whole advice of “if a shark attacks you, just punch it on the nose”. This one was getting repeatedly thwacked with that oar and didn’t give a shit.

@CM-tv2bu 3 жыл бұрын

It's not nose it's eyes, that goes for most things if you start gouging it's eyes it'll freak and usually dip out, predator won't risk itself like that unless it's really starving

@davispeterson1876 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was actually several sharks. Hammerheads hunt in packs

@dwjones326ify 3 жыл бұрын

It's a honey badger shark. And honey badger shark don't give a shit.

@lordhung7013 3 жыл бұрын

You are supposed to tickle their bellys!

@ryans9029 3 жыл бұрын

Paddle*

@chazsmith20 Жыл бұрын

"It's easy to be scared of them but you have to admit, they are fascinating creatures" said a Hammerhead in a recent interview.

@bukayosaka4050 Жыл бұрын

where can I find this interview?

@rodellis2836 Жыл бұрын

Haha! Awesome!

@Ooky. Жыл бұрын

@PALACIO254 Жыл бұрын

"I just wish I could've gotten a taste"

@laurabedford5095 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant ❤

@JustaDadGamer 11 ай бұрын

You really hammered his head there. Great shots

@zgoat4127 11 ай бұрын

you didnt give an inch holy smokes I am impressed , great balance and accuracy. you were an indian shooting arrows from horse back in your prior life I am certain

@michiganoutlaw1 Жыл бұрын

Scariest game of wack a mole ever, dude stayed calm maintained composure kept breathing and lived to kayak another day. A+

@jam_casablanca Жыл бұрын

LOL 😆 for real impressive tho

@tparbs Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Best comment I've seen in a very long time!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@oldironsides4107 Жыл бұрын

I had a similar situation in Vegas with some hungry hungry hobos. “ ya ginna eat that”. Said dozens of bums. You just have to strike them forcefully

@justinthompson4890 Жыл бұрын

Or to NOT kayak another day

@ambiguous8661 Жыл бұрын

Title literally says not gonna kayak like that again :v

@Goodvibesyeetus 4 жыл бұрын

“excus-“PADDLE “excuse me si-“PADDLE “EXCUSE ME SIR”

@carreraman8364 4 жыл бұрын

yeah that shark was spitting facts

@realmansman.wink89 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I hope this was enough emojis explain how funny i find this!!!

@realmansman.wink89 4 жыл бұрын

It changed the whole context of the video for me. I feel bad for the Shark now

@carreraman8364 4 жыл бұрын

Antonio Jackson well it should not have

@carreraman8364 4 жыл бұрын

Antonio Jackson I dont

@michaelgore8429 4 ай бұрын

At this very moment, the hammerhead began question whether he was the hammer or the nail...

@plywoodcarjohnson5412 11 ай бұрын

Good thing they did not break! Great upload thx!!

@cashewmilkfan 3 жыл бұрын

wack-a-mole: life or death edition

@AUAB2 3 жыл бұрын

You mean wack-a-shark 😁

@onemanboostingservice8971 3 жыл бұрын

@@AUAB2 i just hope you still got the joke

@oweskjast8043 3 жыл бұрын

This is what Whack a mole prepares you for

@AUAB2 3 жыл бұрын

Communism is alive My Comrade I did 👍

@TalkTaTaka 3 жыл бұрын

Kira K Seeby *our comrade**

@rubeniz5151 3 жыл бұрын

Shark: Im gonna copy dolphins and be playful so he can give me food Shark: Dam bro chill chill sorry

@privateprivate5302 3 жыл бұрын

I am crying laughing so hard right now...-that didn't quite go as planned

@rubeniz5151 3 жыл бұрын

Thank u good sirs

@licht9262 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@TreezyE83 3 жыл бұрын

Haha good one

@OnyieOnyeabor007 3 жыл бұрын

Guy just didn't plan on being the food is all

@blenderbender5582 8 ай бұрын

I’m sure you were terrified right there and then, but I’m sure that fighting a hammerhead with just an oar is awesome!

@ouroboros6125 8 ай бұрын

In an alternate universe he uses hammers to navigate the waters and is attacked by a paddleshark.

@firstnamelastnametm6054 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine the amount of adrenaline this guy had.

@mikael0317 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t think hammerhead sharks are that dangerous. It would have been a different story if it was a great white, the dude would be dead.

@shanefrey 4 жыл бұрын

Heavy metal is not satanic. I thought hammerhead are much more aggressive than great white?

@mikael0317 4 жыл бұрын

Flippy the bear I really don’t know. But great whites are way scarier, at least for me. I’ve been scared of great whites since the day i saw a picture of one. I think hammerheads are just cute.

@shanefrey 4 жыл бұрын

Heavy metal is not satanic. After a little research, it came to conclusion that I was wrong, great white are the most aggressive shark. sorry man, your nightmare is probably true.

@christianbishop6524 4 жыл бұрын

@@shanefrey "sorry man, your nightmare is probably true." The worst way to find out you were right