Why I hate Crystal Geyser "water"

  Рет қаралды 47,441

mrpancake4343

mrpancake4343

13 күн бұрын

www.amazon.com/Crystal-Geyser...
if one person buys this I'm doing something drastic.

Пікірлер: 418
@user-bq4iq8wk1g
@user-bq4iq8wk1g 11 күн бұрын
Not related but. "SWISS MISS, INSTANT PISS."
@FISHYBUSINESSMAN
@FISHYBUSINESSMAN 11 күн бұрын
Yooooo i watched that video today
@TrulyPointless
@TrulyPointless 11 күн бұрын
he is minecraft sam onella
@newgoog9423
@newgoog9423 11 күн бұрын
That's what I thought from the second I saw the thumbnail.
@powerofmattmain
@powerofmattmain 11 күн бұрын
I have sam o nella
@MrVoyeurific
@MrVoyeurific 10 күн бұрын
Instant piss
@thehumbleonion5280
@thehumbleonion5280 11 күн бұрын
I understand the whole "you remind me of Technoblade" thing, and sure, he does, but he is a unique content creator, and I don't think we should see him as a replacement. It feels disrespectful.
@Radardocsexplain
@Radardocsexplain 8 күн бұрын
I don't know he sounds like technoblade
@blakeevin9936
@blakeevin9936 8 күн бұрын
I completely agree
@poke2981
@poke2981 7 күн бұрын
Honestly I he reminded me more of boffy
@Lord_Drakostar
@Lord_Drakostar 7 күн бұрын
hes technoblade but a delinquent lmao he finna get arrested before 1M subs
@Lord_Drakostar
@Lord_Drakostar 7 күн бұрын
​@@poke2981damn youre right on that one
@Phoen_x3258
@Phoen_x3258 11 күн бұрын
never bring peanut butter to a jelly fight
@Pharaoh-us8uv
@Pharaoh-us8uv 11 күн бұрын
True
@Misscoloredbread
@Misscoloredbread 11 күн бұрын
real
@fireslayer180
@fireslayer180 10 күн бұрын
Context please
@trulyhelpless1907
@trulyhelpless1907 10 күн бұрын
Jelly solos
@elirussell3061
@elirussell3061 10 күн бұрын
@@fireslayer180the only place I’ve ever heard this joke was on the Green Bay Packers 2024 schedule reveal video
@brycemerry880
@brycemerry880 11 күн бұрын
The wendy's phone number was such a power move by the teacher. Lotta respect for her for that one
@Lextheclown01
@Lextheclown01 11 күн бұрын
Babe wake up, it’s time to watch Mr pancake while I’m on my deathbed
@nele5211
@nele5211 11 күн бұрын
This guy know perfectly well what niche he is filling and I'm here for it. We need someone to train him in pvp
@Ignite_GT
@Ignite_GT 11 күн бұрын
Not only is the voice similar, but even the way he talks and the phrases he says are uncanny. Just found this guy, And I'm definetly Subbing.
@floor_tile
@floor_tile 11 күн бұрын
​@@Ignite_GT reminds me a lot of Technoblade
@Miletic-mz4pm
@Miletic-mz4pm 10 күн бұрын
​@@floor_tileBlood God has found his perfect disciple
@floor_tile
@floor_tile 10 күн бұрын
@@Miletic-mz4pm he shall live on
@Coristic121
@Coristic121 6 күн бұрын
nah he's redstone technoblade
@ignisbeats
@ignisbeats 11 күн бұрын
"why does my water taste like its pretending to be water" has got to be one of the funniest things ive heard
@Small_Potatos
@Small_Potatos 10 күн бұрын
This is literally technoblade from a different timeline
@Lo4fOfBr3qd
@Lo4fOfBr3qd 6 күн бұрын
Fr. Not to be a dick. I kinda like him more. Technoblade was built different but ngl this guy is really good
@piranhalettuce
@piranhalettuce 6 сағат бұрын
diet technoblade
@BlueGamingNoob
@BlueGamingNoob 11 күн бұрын
I object this statement. Crystal Geyser is amazing, you obviously know nothing about water . Crystal Geyser Alpine Spring Water is the only major U.S. bottled water that’s captured directly at authentic natural springs - naturally. Founded in 1990, Crystal Geyser remains committed to bottling natural spring water right at the source without trucking or blending. All their spring water sources are geographically remote, safeguarding them from contamination due to human activities. Before bottling, they filter the water and use small exposures to ozone, maintaining the ideal mineral balance and natural flavor. Crystal Geyser is water-obsessed and committed to sustainability. They use recycled plastic for their bottles, reducing waste, and prioritize environmental responsibility. All in all Crystl Geyser is the best water known to the universe change your opinion.
@SilverDeer57
@SilverDeer57 11 күн бұрын
It's good that they have nice business practices. But I also hate their water, and it sadly demonstrates that "good" company doesn't mean good product
@mrpancake4343
@mrpancake4343 11 күн бұрын
but it tastes like booty
@alexn12351
@alexn12351 11 күн бұрын
@@mrpancake4343blawg fr? (im the first person to like and i am so early Raaa 💪)
@patordeus
@patordeus 11 күн бұрын
@@mrpancake4343so it’s delicious?
@minecraftlover-zo9yq
@minecraftlover-zo9yq 10 күн бұрын
Cap
@4per8
@4per8 11 күн бұрын
Please upload more often. There is a gap in Minecraft KZfaqrs with your accent
@cheezlweasel4367
@cheezlweasel4367 11 күн бұрын
😢
@satella8963
@satella8963 10 күн бұрын
Reminds me of the old techno storytimes
@Kara_chara
@Kara_chara 11 күн бұрын
I LOVE DEHYDRATION
@EmmettKennedy-gy9yp
@EmmettKennedy-gy9yp 11 күн бұрын
You Remind me of Technoblade RIP.
@ScienceIsTheBestBCP
@ScienceIsTheBestBCP 11 күн бұрын
If he starts playing bedwars im out
@Xolnum
@Xolnum 11 күн бұрын
completly agreed
@salmonhead1650
@salmonhead1650 10 күн бұрын
@@ScienceIsTheBestBCP how do we tell him
@clutch_lag8625
@clutch_lag8625 11 күн бұрын
i would've given this man the best high five possible to this man if he got the "Crystak Geyser Water" Company to actually play minecraft with him
@Merlayz
@Merlayz 10 күн бұрын
minor spelling mistake
@calebhottes540
@calebhottes540 11 күн бұрын
I prefer Crystal Geyser water over all other brands, but because of the water but because of the durability and strength of the bottles. The caps can handle a high enough pressure that the bottles can be exploded under high pressure producing a loud bang.
@SomeRand0mNerd
@SomeRand0mNerd 11 күн бұрын
the part about putting your dingaling in the water was wild
@tentseer
@tentseer 11 күн бұрын
Wdym isn't that normal
@Bubbbbus
@Bubbbbus 5 күн бұрын
Close enough, welcome back Technoblade
@DemianGammons-xv3qf
@DemianGammons-xv3qf 10 күн бұрын
This guy has the Witt of technoblade
@JamesIsShort
@JamesIsShort 10 күн бұрын
Just wait until your name is called at Graduation and they actually say "Mr. Pancake"
@veechersgames
@veechersgames 8 күн бұрын
The pregnancy for teachers happened to me ONCE for one class. Math. It was 8th grade Algebra and I barely scraped by. Teacher was a- well, yeah.
@clipclop287
@clipclop287 9 күн бұрын
congrats on 100k, hilarious content keep it up
@ahmetocal7582
@ahmetocal7582 8 күн бұрын
even his upload schedule is like techno lmfao i love you dude
@Arcadia-eo4nd
@Arcadia-eo4nd 7 күн бұрын
I’m quite glad I found your channel dude, keep doing what you’re doing man, I wish you the best with all of this :)
@Parker-Sloan
@Parker-Sloan 11 күн бұрын
unc can make a video about anything and im hooked
@somerandomthought3274
@somerandomthought3274 9 күн бұрын
Congrats on 100k
@TauDel
@TauDel 11 күн бұрын
I know other commenters already said this but your vocal patterns remind me so much of Technoblade. It’s really comforting. Sorry, I’m sure you hear that all the time. Beyond that I think you’re really funny in your own right. Well wishes for this channel
@CallMe_LEGO
@CallMe_LEGO 5 күн бұрын
Bro finally hit 100k 👑 also heres the kill count (on screen only) 2 villagers 1 pig 8 sheep 3 horses 9 chickens 1 cat 1 bee
@Devappl187
@Devappl187 9 күн бұрын
congrats on the 100k
@292Moo
@292Moo 11 күн бұрын
3:15 NOOO THE GUMMY WORMM NOOO
@abels9902
@abels9902 11 күн бұрын
7:33 bro is husseling
@JarrettLock
@JarrettLock 11 күн бұрын
The goat uploaded
@FrootsFromCacti
@FrootsFromCacti 9 күн бұрын
i was your 100000th subscriber (i think) congratulations!
@toonaishere
@toonaishere 19 сағат бұрын
10 days, 111000 subscribers. your videos are starting to blow up my guy
@thee_layzboy4706
@thee_layzboy4706 8 күн бұрын
I love your videos Mr pancake
@MrNibbles75
@MrNibbles75 3 күн бұрын
My favorite KZfaqr has recently “retired” and ngl this fill the hole in my heart
@user-mt9bj5ct6q
@user-mt9bj5ct6q 9 күн бұрын
CONGRATS ON 100 K!!!,!,!,,!,
@jagtaf
@jagtaf 11 күн бұрын
godspeed to 100k fam
@aydenplayz63
@aydenplayz63 3 күн бұрын
no joke bro you going to become so popular because your techno incarnate I swear
@Shez22244
@Shez22244 4 күн бұрын
I love how you sound like techno, I can fill that gaping hole in my heart with watching your videos :]
@Ganvy
@Ganvy 10 күн бұрын
You know it's a good year when mrpancake uploads
@Solstie-
@Solstie- 11 күн бұрын
You know it’s gonna be a good day when Mr pancake drops a new video
@runeblight
@runeblight 8 күн бұрын
I don't know why but the fact that this guy is only a year older than me is not right
@arthurkaffer6077
@arthurkaffer6077 11 күн бұрын
Youre a legend bro i always die laughing at these videos it doesn't make sense but it's good
@Ignite_GT
@Ignite_GT 11 күн бұрын
6:38 was really good. Was not expecting that inventory lol
@lewisgrant9490
@lewisgrant9490 2 күн бұрын
Bit late but congrats on 110k!🎉🎉🎉
@quarth9396
@quarth9396 10 күн бұрын
that teacher story was some Class of 09 shit, damn. lookin forward to more stories, love the way you tell them
@vGalaxy1401
@vGalaxy1401 10 күн бұрын
This gonna be a banger
@xingetsu0
@xingetsu0 11 күн бұрын
another pantastic vid by our savior
@SSTSoap
@SSTSoap 6 күн бұрын
Schools definitely know about the adobe usage😭😭 I used to use my school account for premiere pro, then one day they shut my account down.. so😭
@ry6554
@ry6554 3 күн бұрын
Sam O'Nella Academy mashed with The Blood God. A worthy individual. May your future be prosperous.
@danieltortellinijr.6594
@danieltortellinijr.6594 10 күн бұрын
Dont worry mrpancake, being a high school dropout will just mean youll be stuck with us doing this full time!
@obviousalexc
@obviousalexc 8 күн бұрын
At least you got out almost unschathed lol.
@sail1900
@sail1900 8 күн бұрын
you're my new favourite minecraft youtuber, keep telling stories 👍
@nunogaming
@nunogaming 9 күн бұрын
Yoo 100k subscribers🎉
@destisbest3815
@destisbest3815 3 күн бұрын
please keep making videos mrpancake ur videos are actually really funny and i need more uploads 🙏
@That_One_Mico_Main
@That_One_Mico_Main 9 күн бұрын
Congrats on 100k subs man Edit: what u gonna do with ur silver playbutton
@refusaki1821
@refusaki1821 9 күн бұрын
37 absences is light work
@HunterCarter-ci9ff
@HunterCarter-ci9ff 11 күн бұрын
Truly inspiring
@_BobMcMuffin_
@_BobMcMuffin_ 10 күн бұрын
This is like Boffy x Technoblade I love it
@michaeltheshark2092
@michaeltheshark2092 9 күн бұрын
i thought the exact same thing lol
@jacobthespartangaming5828
@jacobthespartangaming5828 7 күн бұрын
you really remined me of technobalde
@ebbamb
@ebbamb 11 күн бұрын
I actually used to drink Crystal Geyser water all the time, when it was sold for $1 a gallon I loved that stuff (drank right out of the gallon and carried it around, it's so much better than their bottles). I even once scammed Dollar Tree for them where I brought the display 6 pack to the register and the cashier scanned it as one item, getting 6 gallons of water for $1.
@cyberrrt
@cyberrrt 10 күн бұрын
my man sounds like him, talks like him, makes the same jokes as him, even has the low resolution zoom ins, might as well just be him
@Ganggank9000
@Ganggank9000 3 күн бұрын
Watching this channel is the equivalent of drinking a bottle of gin in one sitting while doing lines, An experience of a life time
@emptyi7982
@emptyi7982 10 күн бұрын
this video reminds me of prime techno skywars videos
@FSR-1345
@FSR-1345 11 күн бұрын
5:23 relatable I also just name a folder temp and it’s still their after 2 years
@neelyferguson7894
@neelyferguson7894 11 күн бұрын
My school keeps emails around for two years in case you need it for college stuff. Still using mine for a bunch of websites and 3d modelling software, so yours is also probably good. Plus if you do lose it you can pirate premiere like i do lol
@JesseAdavis
@JesseAdavis 10 күн бұрын
I gotta try this water now
@ashtonredacted
@ashtonredacted 9 күн бұрын
Why does the pancake man pop up in my feed after not seeing him for like 2 years
@indigoid_
@indigoid_ 11 күн бұрын
water
@SomniphobiaUnlimited
@SomniphobiaUnlimited 10 күн бұрын
he put an ad directly after he said "why was the last video 3 weeks a go"
@littleskeleton2899
@littleskeleton2899 8 күн бұрын
you remind me of Boffy, just less unhinged
@underrated_fishy756
@underrated_fishy756 10 күн бұрын
HES BACK YIPEE
@dyslexicelf9380
@dyslexicelf9380 11 күн бұрын
is pancake going to have a black suit arc
@jayk_lol
@jayk_lol 8 күн бұрын
crystal geyser is the only water i drink i love it lmaoooo
@Brainball21
@Brainball21 11 күн бұрын
Always bring regular budder to a jelly fight
@iamapatriot284
@iamapatriot284 8 күн бұрын
this guy is just technoblade and michale reevs mixed....... best youtuber ever
@angelvega-bn7xn
@angelvega-bn7xn 3 күн бұрын
plz make a 100k speasal video, i luv you
@TheBlueScreenYT
@TheBlueScreenYT 5 сағат бұрын
This is technoblade and Sam o nella combined.
@boogiehasfun
@boogiehasfun 3 күн бұрын
5:13 i once deleted an entire giant folder of videos and songs that i downloaded because i thought it was something else
@someguy7346
@someguy7346 9 күн бұрын
Were Is the tall knight 100k special?
@rosaliethurkins1359
@rosaliethurkins1359 9 күн бұрын
That’s the type of water my grandmother buys because the well her tap draws from isn’t good for drinking.
@titandagamer
@titandagamer 6 күн бұрын
Mrpancake: "The answer waits for no man.". Techno: "revolution waits for no man." coincidence I think not.
@lowlight1063
@lowlight1063 4 күн бұрын
"um this video is 3 weeks after you posted that video, is there any reason for that" so the ad that I saw right after that is the reason i suppose
@bonkc
@bonkc 3 күн бұрын
God as someone that doesn't live in the US just hearing what happened to your english teachers is WILD so please do make a video about your experiences lmao
@elementsgaming2411
@elementsgaming2411 8 күн бұрын
i buy it all the time and love it
@NotYet-gc7hr
@NotYet-gc7hr 3 күн бұрын
You aint a replacement but you are technoblade my guy
@gatodecarro
@gatodecarro 3 күн бұрын
GG 100K SUBS
@Mazterbaiter
@Mazterbaiter 2 күн бұрын
post part two of cyber bullying that server rn mr. pancake
@thedoc7184
@thedoc7184 3 күн бұрын
Bro is techno
@brodyfloris1471
@brodyfloris1471 8 күн бұрын
i work at a small town grocery store and we actually sell it. no one buys it
@MIIRBH
@MIIRBH 11 күн бұрын
When i got to the three weeks thing i got an ad😂
@laquoia
@laquoia 10 күн бұрын
bro just keeps ranting and i just keep watching
@thegameringman-129
@thegameringman-129 10 күн бұрын
technoblade but he went through puberty and made "an open letter to swiss miss" except it was about crystal geyser water
@IamTealeaf
@IamTealeaf 10 күн бұрын
I got caught off by the food show and got hungry. How do you get into those? Are they free?
@TheOnlyShoura
@TheOnlyShoura 11 күн бұрын
Babe, wake up MrPancake dropped a new video
@MaxxYurri
@MaxxYurri 8 күн бұрын
i fucking lost it at "I have a chest -mlk"
@wagtail_
@wagtail_ 10 күн бұрын
man i wish i could have extra liked specific parts of the video
@lukazzade69469
@lukazzade69469 6 күн бұрын
bro might be 100k subs
@omango_9797
@omango_9797 4 күн бұрын
i never thought i would enjoy a minecraft youtuber this much since technoblade
@Alisaherhusband
@Alisaherhusband 11 күн бұрын
The ad thing was so funny
Hmmmmmmm...
9:31
Phoenix SC
Рет қаралды 538 М.
Earth has Terrible Worldbuilding
21:20
Curious Archive
Рет қаралды 868 М.
Жайдарман | Туған күн 2024 | Алматы
2:22:55
Jaidarman OFFICIAL / JCI
Рет қаралды 647 М.
버블티로 체감되는 요즘 물가
00:16
진영민yeongmin
Рет қаралды 52 МЛН
She ruined my dominos! 😭 Cool train tool helps me #gadget
00:40
Go Gizmo!
Рет қаралды 57 МЛН
1 класс vs 11 класс  (игрушка)
00:30
БЕРТ
Рет қаралды 4,4 МЛН
#1 on Famous Birthdays
9:12
mrpancake4343
Рет қаралды 24 М.
I Played Minecraft with a Sex Offender
14:34
mrpancake4343
Рет қаралды 456 М.
Can Cracker Barrel Be Saved?
13:53
AustinMcConnell
Рет қаралды 35 М.
Popular Technologies that Won't be Around Much Longer...
14:36
Sideprojects
Рет қаралды 30 М.
Minecraft's Exploration Problem
29:49
JetStarfish
Рет қаралды 420 М.
I found out I have ADHD.
17:53
JaidenAnimations
Рет қаралды 6 МЛН
I made the worlds most powerful soccer shoe
21:30
I did a thing
Рет қаралды 2,6 МЛН
I get shaken down by my school over $10.25
10:06
mrpancake4343
Рет қаралды 74 М.
Enraging the most TOXIC server owner ever...
24:40
Chuck Nasty
Рет қаралды 1,6 МЛН
The Guy Who Broke 2 Game Shows
14:19
Drew Gooden
Рет қаралды 3,6 МЛН
Я прожил 100 Дней ЗА ГЛАДИАТОРА в Майнкрафт…
37:07
TumkaGames / Тумка :3
Рет қаралды 721 М.