It works on several levels.

Please specify the number of levels it works on, ​@@AndriyValdensius-wi8gw

This one wasn't even that lazy 😂

@@bigfriki The snide remark about home buyers being racist was definitely lazy, especially when these shows and adverts are now infused with wokery.

"wokery" you sound like a knob @@alihenderson5910

Or they 'swipe' away any beautiful original features with cheap short pile grey carpet and nothing but an empty vastness of white walls

​@@raggletaggle8827Surely you mean "gave it a clean and contemporary makeover"?

Flashbacks to Tom Nicholas' *_ROOM_*

@@raggletaggle8827 Yes, it often looks worse after the philistines have had a go at it.

And, in every programme where a couple is looking for a hew home, they ALWAYS want an office Every time And, they ALWAYS turn every property offered to them down for absolutely pathetic reasons I'm convinced they don't actually want a new home They just want to be on TV

Also the "bruh" sound effects for emphasis

I hope this is a one-off. It was unbearable

I also couldn’t make it to the end, but it was because of my severely diminished attention span

@@mark9294 have you heard of our new Lord and Saviour, TikTok Shorts? Reaction videos limited to five seconds that must have the first bar of a song currently in the top 20. and single-word subtitles that cover the centre of the screen.

It was missing the 'presenter filmed from the side while they talk to the main camera'

Or the couple who only have themselves and a dog to accommodate, desperately want to swap their 5-bed, 3-bath detached for something bigger buy only have £1.6m to spend...!!!

What gets me is the bit in Grand Designs re-visit a year afterwards when the couple opens the door and just this wave of smugness comes out and hits the presenter. Just once, I want the re-visit to show the farmhouse conversion project has failed, they didn't get the planning permission to use the original timber from the Mary Rose, and the smug couple are living in a tent and using a bucket for a toilet. But hasn't happened so far.

It was a perfectly executed double-switch XD

Plenty of jokes about daytime TV here.

1. Create video essay. 2. End with, "we need to stop this." 3. Immediately throw script in trash, go to bed, start making the next one.

I'm glad I got the joke. The loud BACKGROUND music gave it away for me

I’m so used to be spoon-fed this algorithm that I didn’t notice and enjoyed it, haha

I would need an asterisk *please check I’m dead first, I’m a very heavy sleeper 😂

Or fashion (yawn)

The thing is these shows all have something interesting in them. If they focused more on the action behind the shows (fixing up the antiques, doing work on the homes) and didn't totally skip past the labour and art that is the process by which the things in the show are achieved then the shows would have more meaning. I occasionally catch antiques shows on and some parts are genuinely enlightening - like fixing an old shelf; but instead they skip past that as if the labour in of itself is not interesting and the result is all that matters. It just cuts to somebody talking in the middle of an incredible restoration of an old watch or something it's totally disengaging.

​@@JomchenThe people doing the work don't want the audience to see how it's done. If people knew how easy some of the work was, all antiques restorers would be claiming benefits to eat.

Where's the cookery segment?!? I need a cookery segment using lots of ingredients I don't have and can't afford!!!

​@retrogiftsuk4812 this aswell 😂😂

I used to listen to Fearn Cotton's Happy place podcast with celebrities and got the same vibe.

Yep, nothing compared to Alan Partridge’s real life ‘drink & drugs heck’.

@@patchso Alan suffered real hardship in the Linton Travel Tavern days. I felt for him in that era particularly.

“Mental health struggles” has been so watered down and trivialised these days that it means nothing. People use it all the time to to get sympathy, attention and to avoid accountability People get startled by a loud noise and say they just had a panic attack Celebs will do or say the most toxic and shitty things and play the “I was in a bad place mentally” card

Sounds like every so-called mental health professional I've ever met in my life Hours telling them all my problems only for them to nod and offer me reams of papers with a few poor drawings detailing those very same techniques It makes me so angry how mental health is so shrugged off as nothing

It was like a mini-video within a video, worked all on it's own :)

Homes Under the Hammer. It's a real show staffed by er, emm and an ex footballer who once played for err. They bought some cheap rat holes at auction and did things to them and rented them out. To students probably.

THE SUPER NOODLES ARE ON ME!

🤣🤣🤣

A classic!!

Did they have a sane person on for ‘balance’?

She predicted someone would slip on them and hurt themselves?

@@philgray1023 Or that the studio would smell of piss for a fortnight.

Were there too many shows featuring pigs?

Sincerely, contact Private Eye with your story!

Soon there will be a whole channel showing nothing but John Thaw drinking beer. - oh, and ads of course.

The adverts were spot on too, I sometimes watch snooker on ITV 4, all the adverts are about death and things to help old people.

Wasn’t that pub garden idyllic though!

It won't be repeated. One of the presenters was a bit naughty in the seventies.

Don't be too sure. Sunak is on the short list​@@nowster

To paraphrase Chris Morris, if it's obvious that it's satire you're not doing it well enough.

And the Vine soundboard effects!! I hope irony was intended hahaha

Actually those scam warnings are a good thing.

Tell them to f off

Oh don’t you just love how they match the music on Homes under the Hammer to the description of the house 😂😂

If it wasn't for that program, the majority of the country wouldn't be so jealous of Asians.

And a free pen, or free binder with part one

Yep. I haven't met a single landlord who doesn't have that kind of disgusting attitude.

Same with 24 hour news, there's no need for it. I know people that get addicted to watching it, they see the same news over and over gain. It isn't the most cheerful thing to watch, I don't care who murdered someone today, I know there's psychopaths about, it doesn't interest me.

But that means the unemployed would have to clean their house or do something productive

I remember when they used to play the national anthem over the Channel ident before hours of a black screen and repeating loud noise Good times

Did it shock you?

and then they bitch about the food!

Just stopped short enough to make it his own.

I came here to make this exact comment 😂

I do miss Screenwipe, but Black Mirror is exactly what was needed.

The British catchphrase 😂

' -opting out of tv license and watching online- pretending 'ohhhh I don't watch any of that _telly_ rubbish' .........while still watching programmes'

I got an Ad for a Cheezy Funeral Plan, every day multiple times a day during "the lockdown era" as l refer to it. Often it was the only 1 on repeat. I'm alive today out of spite for them only

This might be the other way around, young people do not watch TV at all, so why program material (including adverts) for them at all?

@@AdamBuckley1964 Because adverts rely on split attention by bypassing the critical faculties, so being on your phone - adjacent to a TV is actually optimal!

l got an Ad for a Cheezy Funeral Plan, every day multiple times a day during "the lockdown era" as l refer to it. Often it was the only 1 on repeat. Happy Days 🙄

It's crap, isn't it?

Lets hope it had a hallmark and was not sterling silver or the viewer coul well go ahead and switch to a low-energy game show.

Did you win?

He’s got a point. Get it sorted! :-)

"India is a wellness guru and Sebastian sells antiques. They sold their house in Surrey and bought this derelict 300 year old, 36 bedroom chateau in 2023. They are planning to open it as a 4 star bed and breakfast, if they can manage to renovate the whole house in 6 months, with a budget of only half a billion pounds." "We're just a normal couple really.. We don't have any experience but we like the asthenic.. since we moved here, India has started painting pictures of the garden and she sells them in the local cafe. We need to finish on time because we have invited people over for an ironic Christmas party in April." "Can they do it? Are they richer than everyone you know but you can't work out why? Find out in this week's Chateau Rescue in the Sun."

Two weeks after buying the property India discovers she is 6 months pregnant and Drs have advised her not to do any strenuous work so cannot offer any practical help in the rebuild. Luckily though, Indias' uncle is a jobbing builder and has brought his whole team over for an extended holiday where they might be able to help out a bit. They're definitely not working though as that would be illegal in France. Next week, how many of the building crew will still be there after a surprise visit from the Gendarme and will the ironic Christmas party now be changed to a baby shower? Tune in for a unique gender reveal.

"Just £25 a week can pay someone who earns £4 a week to feed a knackered donkey, rather than shoot it"

Good thing I have zero empathy 😊

Your dad is a very picky fellow. Seriously, I’m very sorry for your loss. Your dad must’ve been quite the character 😂

@@TallyRocky He really was, he was extremely intelligent, charming and athletic, a real people person, I'm nothing like him unfortunately.

My own will be very simple A pile of cold ashes in a bag 😂 Do not inhale 😂

I still feel SM has ramped up the lies. MSM can't cram in as many as you see on SM.

Had to listen to a racist rant at work between a 70 something that retired to Spain, and some 40 something that works in London a few times a year. When she said how bad it is here now, I hoped she'd have the sense to realise it is because of 14 years of tories and the brexit bullshit. Oh no, apparently these 2 could agree that it's not Britain anymore, just look at London, it's awful. Of course they're referring to immigrants existing. They even had to look around to see if there were any foreign looking people in the vicinity while they had their hateful rant. Never ceases to amaze me how irony and logic is lost on these bastards. That woman is providing nothing to the economy in Spain, yet is outraged at immigrants coming here to work!

I can only apologise for our Gammon exports 😢

Since most people didn't vote for brexit and want nothing to do with the brexit gammom morons you must be really unlucky to only meet them.

No, no, you don’t understand. ‘Ex-pat’ is good. ‘Immigrant’ is bad ;-)

Well done on the anti-racist stuff while actually being a bit racist yourself.

She's hot

And if it rained it didn't take long to run a bath.

@@trickygoose2 mere moments. Pigeon poo is surprisingly good as an exfoliant.

I used to live under a sheet of tarpaulin in a dried up riverbed Work 24 hours a day, eat a lump of ice cold poison, and every night, my dad would kill me and dance on my grave singing hallelujah

@@SamuelBlack84 LUXURY.

Reminds me that when the BBC wanted to import a day time soap in the '80s they chose Neighbours because the American alternatives were worse.

It's all about popularising the ideal of wealth and being a middle-class snob Everyone is expected to be that very thing and they get judged if they don't

No, he called people living in the countryside 'racist' so he's perfectly 'on message', he'll be fine.

@@alihenderson5910 I'm not sure, whether that was supposed to be a smart backhanded argument or just blunt of you, but maybe the English countryside could mofo stop hunting as a sport destroying nature and then they won't be target any more...

@@RemotelySkilledThis otherwise excellent video just had to go with the 'British people are all racists' trope, when talking about people moving to the countryside or expats abroad. His satirical view of daytime TV and the advertising could have been even better if he'd referenced the blatant 'race washing' propaganda it promotes. I would not have brought any of this up if he hadn't gone there first. There's enough thinly veiled anti white, anti British, sentiment in media as it is. The hunting comment just baffles me.

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